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for a class, we were doing writing exercises proposing short premises, and one of the ideas I came up with was a story about a goth girl that can see ghosts and spirits starting her freshman year at uni and discovering her dorm is being haunted by the ghost of a boy around her age that only she can see, and I don’t know if I should expand on it as an original story or embrace the fact it’s just a danny phantom au
#you know the worse part?#is that my professor was talking about the writing process of a former student which he deemed peculiar yet pretty admirable and effective#and i kid you not#that student’s writing process was just writing yu gi oh fanfiction and then changing the names#absolute legend of you ask me#🥀
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#I had a moot who has a pretty big blog#and I kid you not#every single post of hers is abt either sucking dicks or fucking them#ik it’s her blog and I don’t rlly have the right to comment#but like how out of touch can you be#it’s feels so weird knowing that thousands of ppl are killed and ur sitting there posting abt these things#and not a single reblog abt gaza-israel#she could’ve spread more awareness abt a literal genocide and she still chose to tell everyone abt how good she’ll feel sucking dicks#makes me so pissed bro#gaza strip#gaza#gazaunderattack#save gaza#free palestine#palestine#from river to sea palestine will be free#israel#free gaza
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How did we go from "Portraying tragedy is essential for catharsis and understanding the recesses of the human mind "
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"If you even mention that bad topic in your writing/art you're clearly romanticising it and is clearly a bad person." ?
#Someone made a post on how they wished media wasn't censored and one of the comments was (slightly paraphrased)#And I kid you not#“There's a difference between tragedy and writing child p*** with one hand”#How does one even jump to this conclusion#media literacy is dead
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true pain is realizing that the small freshmen are now juniors and 16 and im now a musty college student
#thinking out loud 🏵️#saw “16 !!” on one of my underclassmen's notes#and i kid you not#i physically cracked#like WHAT#WDYM YOU CAN DRIVE NOW
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#bruv my first kiss was the most wholesome thing ever lmao#i was thinking about it today and was like aww pls young love 🤧🤧🤧#so anyways#i was like 12 or 13#n i went to this summer program thing bc my mom worked#so had a lil friend group n there was this one boy#we shall call him jay#that i was closest too in the group#n like on field trips we would always sit on the bus together n stuff#n like we both liked eachother obvi but were smol and nervy#so the program had like a game room and you could have 15 min w a partner#((alone btw like such an awful idea euhsbwjsj))#n it had a couch and wiii#so jay and i go into the game room#and we’re playing mario kart#n all of sudden he throws a fuckin pillow at me#so we get into a pillow fight#AND I KID YOU NOT#IN THE MIDST OF THE PILLOW FIGHT THIS MF BLURTS OUT#i love you#and then we both freeze#and im like what#and he’s like#…. what#and then we smooched#AND NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN LMAO#WE JUST PRETENDED IT DIDNT HAPPEN#FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER#and then like two years ago i saw him on campus and we made eye contact n quickly looked away#and he was hot too 🤧 but ye v wholesome lmao
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The jkr squad is so funny. Like theyll go off one at you in the notes of a post, but they have no reading comprehension so they'll just make shit up as if you said it. They wont even reblog the post with their points, they'll just comment like a coward so no one sees their opinions. Hilarious stiff
#i made a post about how the new harry potter show will definitly be shit and we shouldnt hate watch it cus jkr doesnt need more attention#and this woman with a bot ass looking profile picture comes along and acts says#and i kid you not#“cancelling your netflix subscription isnt activism”#and i actually laughed out loud#i didnt say anything about activism#she straight up has no reading comprehension as per usual with the rowling squad and she just put words in my mouth because I said i didnt#wanna watch the new harry potter show when it comes out. cant beleive these people will call us delusional and snowflakes#and then just attach random points to posts where rowling is just off handedly mentioned because theyre so mad about it constantly#and so sensitive when people wanna talk about their opinions of her#crazy that so many of these women are in their 40s where did their education go after they hit like 18
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I’ve decided that we’re turning nicholas galitzine playing english nobles that ruin everything with their love lives into a drinking game. ready? three, two, one, sho-
#I just saw the first looks at mary and george#and I kid you not#I CACKLED#like this man referenced this bit of history#IN ANOTHER MOVIE ABOUT AFFAIRS#mary and george#rw&rb#red white & royal blue#red white royal blue#rwrb henry#rwrb#cinderella#prince charming#emme’s bad ideas
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I don't do it on purpose (mostly), but some days I can literally run on two hours of sleep and forget to eat and still somehow to be productive but then I get home and wonder how I manage not to snap at anyone until I crash.
#about me#sometimes when travelling especially i get that busy i just genuinelly forget to eat and i dont feel hungry for most of it#like this weekend we have been away but the hotel room gave me a camper bed cos they couldnt provide a twin bed#and i kid you not#the camper bed was so uncomfortable#the couch was more comfy#i took a two hour power nap yesterday and im literally running off two hour nap#and the day before was the same#im so glad to have my own bed tonight#i dont even drink coffee either so im running on pure orange juice fuel#and im not a breakfast person but today i had breakfast at hotel#and now my schedule messed up#some days its like that at work#and i forget to eat because work just gets so busy at clinic and i dont have time to eat until i come home
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
#im malding bc i read an article about some guy who beheaded a seagull for trying to steal his kids french fry#what the fuck is wrong with you
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot#also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony#EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
#peach rambles#you don’t have to get rid of blorbo and squimbus!! they would look great on top of your beautiful new nightstand you’ve been excited about#hall of fame i guess#i get. the sneaking suspicion this post has inspired at least two other posts#to the effect of ‘uhmmm i was ALWAYS excited about these things??’#yes i did have to do my own chores as a kid prommy. i just didn’t have feelings about stuff yet ok
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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#i’ve been thinking abt that cringe post#i think the latent feelings behind ‘cringe’ are shame and sometimes envy/bitterness#same vibes as when six year olds say ‘those toys are for babies’ if they’ve been shamed for their age by older kids#anyway. i think part of the healing process is realizing that shame puts you at war with yourself bc part of yourself is a social being!#and that part of you wants community and acceptance (maybe love). shame is the absence of acceptance#unlearning shame means learning self-love and gaining the confidence to find your people#jerma#cw jerma#(someone asked me to tag lol)
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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄
#and they were forced to raise each other...#baked bean originals#avatar the last airbender#atla#katara#sokka#sorry hakoda i don't think you count#couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex#cmon man#i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision
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They actually make physical media for a much larger percentage of movies than they ever did in the past. Often with a lot more care than any small release was treated in the early dvd days. Its just if you only watch streaming stuff or the big new recent box office hits you won't see that. It is so ridiculously easy to get physical media for movies that even 5 years ago you couldn't even find. Like yes Netflix is a stingy bastard but so many things are available on disc WITH special features than ever before
#i have so many early 00s dvds that only have a trailer on them if that#which i can show you i can take pics of them#like you only had kids movies on dvd that's where half the nostalgia comes from#they release trash from 1983 with 3 hours of interviews now like
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"Always a dance with you."
#fan art#my art.#arcane#ekko#powder#powder arcane#ekko arcane#jinx#jinx arcane#timebomb#if you will#arcane season 2#once again i don't know what to tag#ekko posting continues#you would make my day if you wrote powder and ekko playing pretend as kids#someonw tagged tinybomb 😭#tinybomb#...
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