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Nor: "We need a distraction."

Fin: "What kind?"

Den: "Something loud and surprising, obviously!"

Sweden, inventor of dynamite: "My time has come."

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Swe: "Nor, you have to help him! Denmark is only getting more ridiculous by the minute."

Nor: "Can't be that bad."

Swe: "He asked me if I agree Netherlands is looking particular handsome today. I repeat, Denmark asked his blind brother if Netherlands looked handsome."

Nor: "..."

Swe: "..."

Nor: "Alright, yeah, he might need an intervention."

Swe: "Or someone to smack their heads together to make them kiss. Whatever can get things to move along quicker."

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Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

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I was playing around with giving my guy Carwdel (previously Revati) a friend who’s also a first time parent and I was looking at her and I went: “…She looks lonely…where is her husband?”

And I ended up with this guy:

And then I proceeded to fill like four pages of my sketchbook with these two because what if they were all friends!!?!

So now Carwdel has two friends who adopted him and his daughter into their little family because he’s kind of pathetic

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Oh how I love the duality of a man

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Alright Hima…you HAD to draw my favs in frilly little fantasy outfits…I see how it is

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Please can we get Uralic trio? 🥹❤️ I don't think you have drawn them, they're so underrated

Get a load of these guys and their 14+ grammatical cases...

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Uncle Norway? 👀

He'd take the kids outside no matter the weather and gaslight them with stories about folklore creatures

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newborn baby ladonia and dad swe !

Not exactly a newborn but still a baby! And a moomin because someone else requested that

And a little bonus under the cut

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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psa

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I still love the name Tamm that Gil and I made for Estonia. 💖 😂 xD

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The backstory is that once Estonia ended up with Sweden, Sve noticed Estonia didn't like his own surname. On the bright side Swe also noticed Estonia loved oaks and basically asked Estonia what oak is in Estonian (Tamm), nodded, then wrote down that on the paperwork instead of "von Bock" with the words that Estonia could change it later if he came up with something else. 😂

I looked it up and it seems like the Hetalia Estonia character is Baltic German??? Makes sense the weird roleplay blogs always make him cosy up to Russia

I don't think so. The character has like, a baltic german last name but they're supposedly personifications of the country? Hetalia has less world-building lore than Teletubbies, let's be honest.

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My husband.

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by イブキ

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