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satanicdollx · 5 months ago

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𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖗𝖌𝖊, 𝖍𝖚𝖗𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓.

🦇 of // f@nsly // tip me 🦇

#this is from a few months ago I didn't have the shoulder tattoo back then and it's soooo weird 🥹#my.nyx #mine

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francy-sketches · 9 months ago

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cringe ass family ❤

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #tywin lannister #joanna lannister #cersei lannister #jaime lannister #tyrion lannister #joffrey baratheon #myrcella baratheon #tommen baratheon #2 many of them......8 whole guys...#one day I'll draw a proper family portrait but for now all you get is floating heads. at least this time they have shoulders #um tywin looks weird idk whats wrong with him. like physically i mean. think i made his eyes too big #ive decided to give all of them slay earrings ❤ except i couldnt figure out what 2 give tommen so he doesnt have them 😔#he does have his ears pierced tho ☝ maybe he like just got it done bc hes a baby #im aware thats not how that hat works btw ik the hair's not supposed 2 be out. idgaf #my art

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non-un-topo · 2 years ago

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hot guard summer

#tog #the old guard #andromache of scythia #nile freeman #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #kaysanova #that's right!!! i might have kicked my art block!! hopefully!! let's not jinx it!!#siggy draws #alternatively titled: WHERE IS THE TRAILER #happy almost-summer!#director's commentary as always:#it's probably too small to see but the vespa has a little engraved name 'Destino' on it #not sure how i feel about joe's look but the poor guy is so hidden behind his husband's shoulders anyway #joe does have a poofy ponytail but it's hard to see #they're probably all chilling in italy between missions and that weird safehouse we have yet to see #nile is absolutely reaching for a gun tucked into the back of her shorts btw. not sure what the girls are looking at #andy is wearing nile's pants and nile is wearing nicky's 90s jacket (which is totally not my actual real life jacket)#you know that man would wear it ok #if the lighting seems a little loud or sloppy it's because i am inexperienced dsfgfds. also my first time attempting bi lighting sort of #i am sad that the lighting erased nicky's sunburned nose dfgfds. just know that it was very pink before #shoutout to my lovely friends who helped me figure out lighting/shadow stuff -- apple and wingodex and captainshakespeare #*damn it accidentally added an e on the end there #thank you for helping me navigate the digital art world beloveds <3 #this took my entire day and all of ABBA Gold at least 10 times

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cradle-of-darkness · 21 days ago

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au for funsies where sylvie joins bliss ocean and gets a little too into it (to the point of basically acting like a supervillain) (definitely not an excuse to think about evil sylvie)

#♦️charlie's art #epithet erased #sylvie ashling #sylvester ashling #zora salazar #this design was such a bitch to make but whatever he looks ok.#sure ill ramble off sone details about it in the tags why not #i had to give him normal eyes and smaller glasses (CROWD BOOS) because with his stupid humongous glasses he just looked too unserious #the lenses can just change magically ok dont ask how they're like weird transitions lenses or something #his coat is over his shoulders and under a cape. i really like the fluff on sylvie's hoodie and i thought if it was accentuated in a #different article of clothing (cape) it could make him look a little more intimidating #he wears a nightcap and his shirt is a pajama shirt. for the sleepy themes. even if it makes his skillset a little more obvious #(i just thought it'd look cool)#he also really wants to make himself look taller. so that's why his shoes look like that #i have a whole prologue of his au written out but i think it kinda sucks so it probably wont see the light of day #hes kinda fun to draw with actual eyes but it's difficult to get the shape of them right so that his face still kind of looks like how i #usually draw it. i like getting to draw him with swirly eyelashes and exaggerated eyebags #(that are barely visible under the glasses)#also first time drawing zora

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egregiousmeme-art · 5 months ago

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Oh to be a digital Siffrin keychain spinning endlessly in space for my amusement

#notes on this one: changed the lighting and reflectiveness of the actual cut out images #Also the plastic/epoxy material for the edges was not true glass/I have no fucking idea how to change it to be see through #yes I set the roughness to 0 #so I just shrugged my shoulders turned down the alpha #now there's a new appearance of a mysterious black ball in the reflection #which is weird because there should be no objects in the way of the light(?)#it's a mystery #what would've been cool if I put a loop silhouette #but alas I have work and do not have time(tm)#also had a similar idea for like the stars blinking out #but that means I'd have to change it to an object not world and fiddle with like 5 sets of stars so they go out at different times #it was 2 am and I said fuck it put void sphere and turn the black alpha up and back down #after a certain point you just have to make peace with what you have and hit render so you can sleep #thanks for reading my ramblingsss #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers

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lbhslefttiddie · 9 months ago

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youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either. and is also still, sort of, a sex flower

from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way

#arts #shen qingqiu #svsss #listen im not saying that ive spent a cumulative half a year reading this fic and then trying to make an arts for it #and then getting frustrated and stopping because i couldn't figure out how to make sqq shimmery enough #but like. im not NOT saying that #this is the FOURTH time ive started something for this bitch it haunts my fucking dreams and yet the opalescent glittery sqq evades me #perhaps you o unlearned fool look at this and say hmm that's too many colour layers and glowy effects but oh how wrong you are #if it doesnt make you literally fall over yourself at how otherworldly and radiant he is then there is room for improvement yet #perhaps you look at this and you think Wow!!! this gives me literally NO ideas what this fic is about #well Let Me Tell You. i have no fucking idea how to summarize this fic #its not often the tags in a fic give me pause but i saw this and as i read the tags i was increasingly just like What #but i have no idea how to describe it. the tags arent NOT accurate but i was SO unprepared for what happened in like an extremely pos way #if i were tagging this i think i would give it the no archive warnings apply label if that matters to you #the author seemed they wanted to leaned towards over caution rather than risk missing anything re tags because This Is A Weird Fic #but oh my fucking god #i am gripping you by the shoulders i cannot stress enough how charming it is #brilliant characterization especially with airplane in the first scene #and also so much fucking funnier than i thought possible for the general setting summary tags and buildup #its just. ough. its good

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magpie-trove · 14 days ago

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Actually I don’t think you are actually fr an adult author if you can’t write something without a s*x scene in it

#<-trying to avoid our ancient enemy the evil bots #but literally. i will pick a book off the general fiction side and every time completely unnecessarily there will be such a scene where it #has no business being for the story #I’m about ready to fight over this #there’s been exactly one book out of the dozen or so I’ve done from that side that did not have it and it was Patron Saint of Second Chance #by Christine Simon #and I don’t think Road to Roswell my belovedest did either #but listen I think it’s a sign that something in society is fundamentally broken when I can pick too random books #and one is a cozy bookstore romance thing #and one is a weird travel fantasy that has nothing to do with romance #as a plot #and then both of them as soon as the girl comes across a guy and is like he’s likable #the next step is randomly try to sleep with him #evil evil evil evil #let’s not.#stop using sex scenes as shortcut for romance! it doesn’t work! you won’t have any!#this is wisdom and you should listen to it!!#I’m also gonna include the use of f-bombs in this post because if you can’t write a fantastical Victorian travel novel in fairy tale #style language without randomly using f bombs like do you even have a grasp of the language #those don’t belong in this story’s word set use your vocabulary!!#(there are times it makes sense in the story and the language catalog for the story and/or character for both of these but if you can’t do #story without them when they don’t belong that’s lazy I think #I’m throwing down the glove to adult authors I think they should try #this also goes for Jodi Picoult for whom the first thing did fall into the subject material but should not have been like the whole bull an #meat of that story at the expense of the actually interesting material #(couldn’t finish By Any Other Name between that the anachronistic feminism and the massive chip on her shoulder that seemed to be her subje #material

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astravires · 26 days ago

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hang on, i'm cooking

#ts4 #the sims 4 #my sims #simblr #ts4 simblr #ts4 screenshot #ts4 sims oc #leowrites #show us your sims #i saw an amazing piece of emmrich volkarin modern au fanart and then this character just kind of crawled in my head #i always find it weird trying to put non-sims characters into the sims so while he is ENTIRELY based on my current blorbo fixation its not #yanno what i mean right?#we need more hot older men in the sims community vlad can't keep carrying it on his shoulders alone #not sure i'm set on his tattoos but i don't have time to make a full body piece of my own

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bunnyboy-juice · 3 months ago

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⛓️🖤 little bratty bunny 🖤⛓️

#i decided to wear a cunty little outfit under my clothes today so enjoy c:#i have a potato sack of a sweater over this which Really changes the vibe admittedly #i will try to get a picture later cause its actually a little comical to me how different this outfit is w/ vs w/o the sweater #this tattoo was also the best decision i ever made in my life & i am so proud of myself for coming up with it still #also maybe this is weird but so like i was using my arms to kinfa lift myself in the stall to be in frame (hence the no arms)#and i really. like how my shoulders look bc of kt ahdkfkwjskf #the ball-joint socket looks so obvious like you could just. tear my arm out of the socket. 🥴#ANYWAY #femme dyke #femme4all #femme bait #butch bait #dyke bait #bunnyflesh #ok to rb #femme brat

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nwluxx · 1 year ago

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Some solo Sasuke's in some model poses... 😳

#naruto #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #uchiha sasuke #digital art #it was the shoulders again that was the inspiration #i had to make them peek in all of them #ahhh my sketch lines! hope it's not weird to see them...#struggling really hard right now #i have a wip that's over 2 months old!!#will indulge in some solo naruto after i think - i need to indulge!!

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sysig · 30 days ago

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Caughtcha, gotcha, not letting go ♥ (Patreon)

#Doodles #Pokemon #Firebland #Silverstreakshipping #Kabu #Larry #The Stanley Parable #Stanley #Silly little leftovers between bigger ideas - it's interesting how most of my ideas for them are comic-style :0 #Interaction scripts moreso than just Cute Lads as is my wont haha - though they are also cute #Practice doodles to keep sharp!#And hey they both get their own singular focus and two together! Doubly double nice haha #I think about ''Would you still love me if I was a worm'' perhaps an inordinate amount.... I genuinely really like it haha #Yes it's silly but I'm very moved by it all the same! That one post of love and care really really spoke to me #Of keeping someone you love safe and protected and fed and healthy ''even if'' they had nothing could provide in return #Very similar to the Came Back Wrong post - I love you because You Are not because of what you can Do For Me #Very sappy! Of course I like it! I will turn it silly though hehe I love both!#And also the pun of Wurmple hehehe ♪ To think I almost went with Caterpie or Kakuna! My Gen1 love is too strong smh #Poor Larry haha Kabu quick to reassure! Loves you! ♥#Some Stanley!! I have a few more Guys Who Are Dudes in the barrel to meet up with Larry at some point haha #Stanley had to be first tho - I tagged a meme with Larry as being Stanleycore! Normal but Weird about it #Stanley is Not normal for the record lol but he Is an Office Man so he counts #Hey Stanley why don't you wear a tie to work huh #Floof lads <3 Obviously! Kabu's much easier to draw floofed out lol but that's just 'cause floof is fun and easy to draw #Larry is actually much harder to draw floofed lol - how do his grey streaks fall! Absolute mayhem! Cute nonetheless haha #And ending out with huggles and snuggles and cuddles <3 That pose is much much fun to draw :D #Surrounded but not trapped! Larry's legs pressing in on Kabu's but not forcing him closed and Kabu's hands on Larry's #Hold him there hold him there both sides all the ways around #Larry's really leaned down onto his shoulder if their heads are at matching heights haha #I'm quite pleased ♪ Their faces turned out cute and the pose turned out nice :) S'pretty! :D

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vaguely-concerned · 2 months ago

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having emotions about the headcanon that ingellvar left all their gold jewelry (I think emmrich calls it a watcher's 'grave dowry' which they accumulate and wear through their lifetime in preparation for their eventual burial which like. god I love these goth freaks) behind when they left the grand necropolis because as far as they're concerned they're being sent into exile and it doesn't seem right to bring it with them........

#rye would normally be DRIPPING with bling haha he's a fancy lil guy when given half the choice #the starter armour was him holding his nose and going 'very well. for the sake of saving the world. but I don't have to like it'#and then he let out a huge sigh of relief when he got his fancy blue silk watcher robes and never looked back #(they're also kind of *rocking* the high level mourn watch rogue outfit surprisingly. I thought the purple/green colour scheme #and the weird shoulder thingies might overwhelm the cool factor. but no they look kind of sleek and fancy in it lol)#dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #rook ingellvar #oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar #nevarrans must find orlesians kind of creepy for dipping everything in gold #considering that in nevarra gold is reserved for the dead and those who guard them lol. 'you just. walk into a party wearing that???#with no watcher's livery or anything as explanation???? alright then'#hfkjdshakfjds the idea of nevarrans finding orlesians weirdly goth is a gift I just gave to myself. thank you brain for a rare W there

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g00seg1raffe · 1 month ago

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So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??

Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:

"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."

Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"

Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"

"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.

"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"

Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.

Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.