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I do not care for jeanneil
#I’m aware I can’t escape it#two sides of the same coin#and whatnot#I can appreciate the literary parallels of it all#and I do think they’re funny#but I do not care for them to be friends ever#am I grateful to Neil yes#thank u to the little redhead putting a hit out on my man’s abuser#but also go home aakshskd#sorry this is controversial#I literally just do not care for them#like even platonically#I fear
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Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?

#we live in the worst timeline#transformers#bee talks#please PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE#watch the right pussify transforms thinking they’re doing the opposite#it’ll be like a watered down bayverse#just less funny and more whiny about pronouns and lesbians and whatever else grown men complain about#i can see it now#AUTOBOTS! roll out and stop those gays!
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I was talking to a coworker recently and offhandedly said I wasn’t exactly competent at a lot of things. He reared back in obvious visceral disagreement that made me stop midsentence.
“What do you mean you’re not competent?”
“I guess I mean compared to the people I’m surrounded by? I’m not very handy, I guess.”
He looked baffled.
I tried to illuminate with a story. So at the sex shop we needed to vacuum every night, right? But one time after my days off I could tell the carpets hadn’t been vacuumed since I last saw them. I asked the other girls why not. It turned out that the screw that held the handle on the vacuum had been stripped and it wouldn’t stay in. Why was that down to a single screw? Bad design.
So any attempt to vacuum meant the handle just popped off when the screw jumped ship. I looked over the vacuum. I found a junk drawer. I found the biggest screw I could that still fit in the hole wrapped it in tape to bulk it out. Then I shoved/screwed it in place. Then I duct taped the opening so that fucker couldn’t pop out. Voila, a working handle.
The other girls were utterly delighted that I’d fixed the vacuum but I was painfully aware that my solution was neither elegant nor long term.
My coworker listened. Finally he said, “I think being competent just means you have the ability to learn a skill you lack, and you can do that. Your solution worked, and you were the one that tried to fix the problem.”
I digested that and agreed, but admitted any new skill learned would prompt me to be a huge baby about it.
#ramblies#funny#writing#story#I think too there’s so many times I’ve failed basic stuff like- I can’t put air in my tires or change a flat#I can’t use tools to a high degree#and all my friends are total badasses who make stuff and know what they’re doing with their hands#so all my shoestring solutions feel like playtime#but technically I can usually come up with some kind of janky solution
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speaking of “day of the dove”, it deserves to be famous just for the part where the Klingon captain is talking to Kirk and Spock and his wife who’s just been beamed aboard comes up and starts laying into him and he goes “my wife and science officer” by way of explanation and introduction and it cuts to Kirk and Spock looking at them like this for no real reason

which could mean nothing
#give them a second they’re buffering still#I know they looked nonplussed but the pacing of the cutaway is half of the joke#I know Kirk is just in ‘I hate Klingons’ mode but in my heart he’s mad because being married to the science officer is HIS thing#I’m really on a roll with the bad posts today#ftr I do know it means nothing actually I just think it’s funny#tos#star trek#spirk
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Hi i’m reaching soo hard but.







It’s not a 1-1 match, moreso about the habits? Nervous arm clutch, leaning forward when mad, clasping hands a lot, the smug side lean. Loop shares the most similarities with Siffrin, but I like to think they picked up some habits from the party too (after all they had a looong time to memorize those😁)
#isat#isat loop#isat spoilers#2hats spoilers#listen. hear me out#sorry if someone else pointed this out already#the isa one is funny to me because they have the same tick but very differently#isa does it when he’s nervous or embarassed#loop does it when they’re uncomfortable or feel cornered#odile one is vibes only i looked at their sprites and went. this lean feels familiar. and then looked at hers. sorry if its a stretch😁🙏#Siffrin also does that forward lean. i like to think he picked it up from bonnie but the vice versa is cute too#mira and loop clasp hands very differently but. they both do it a lot#guys please im cooking please no dont go💔#in stars and time#isat odile#isat isabeau#isat mirabelle#isat bonnie
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Neil behind the camera all day tomorrow

#good omens#neil gaiman#michael sheen#david tennant#good omens 2#good omens press day#they’re insane for starting at 7am with a LIVE SHOW#Michael’s worst day in his life#Poor Michael I actually think he’ll do a great job but this joke is so funny to me SORRY#mine
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I feel like ppl focus on Bruce training the robins to kick ass from a young age when that’s definitely not all that was. He had to teach them field medicine and how to pick locks and sneak around silently and how to notice things, sure he taught them how to hit things with sticks of multiple sizes, but he also taught them how to grapple around and land from a fall.
They probably had intimidation lessons and interrogation lessons and sessions where they just meditated for hours straight. They’re taught how to calm down civilians and to train their voices to sound different in costume and so many things that would make them the most terrifying children to live with.
Bruce is actively training them to be good at bothering him because they like trying out their new espionage skills at Galas and trying to sneak around him while he’s asleep to prank him.
When we think of training to be Robin it’s easy to think of sparring and gymnastics equipment when it’s fun to remember the other parts of it. Some days Bruce would probably just give the kids a Hunt a Killer box and a time limit.
#I think he’d get weirdly into making training exercises with oddly specific parts#by the time they’re out on the streets they have a lot of tools in their belt not just literally#like just to use batarangs they’d have to practice with darts and throwing knives and then get to batarangs#there’s a target range for grappling guns and smoke bombs and and approx 15 different weapons they have to learn#they would have to have a surprising amount of medical knowledge and various detective skills that definitely make any adult that finds out#-very concerned#they’re taught how to recognize fear toxin and if they’re hallucinating and what to do to keep themselves safe#batman would not go halfway with this shit man#he would be a good teacher as long as he’s teaching the most crazy shit#Bruce Wayne teaching self defense classes in Gotham would go hard though it would be funny#batman and robin#batman#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown
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HOT TAKE. BIG fan of the ramshackle prefect having dorm uniforms and acting like that’s their dorm <3
#yeah ace got collared. he deserves it#I THINK ITS FUNNY#smth smth besties and making the most boring of chores fun <333#actually now that I think about it#YK even tho I do yume w ace……. feel bad for not doing a lot of deuce art#😔 do you guys want deuashi bonding time……#they’re a cute duo. some similarities perhaps#you can never go wrong w yuu and adeuce!!!!!#ANYWAY. tags#ashace#twstshi#ashi tamadai#twst#disney twst#twst wonderland#twst yuu#twst fanart#twst oc#twisted wonderland#ace trappola#twst ace#ace trappola x oc#riddle rosehearts#twst riddle#ashipiko draws ♪#heartslabyul#cuz it has the vibes. tehepero
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category 7 looey moment
the doodle page was drawn before all their conversations were found, but their trinket Had been, (and my sibling got the scraps convo before it was put on the wiki) so i was anticipating them being more friendly w razzle & dazzle(complimenting trinkets) and goob(both having dual colors) than they turned out to be <:] but he IS very friendly with poppy and that makes me happy. also shrimpo death threats
none of this is ship art 👍💥💥
#dandys world#the art gallery#it is so so funny to me that looey is the only toon (as it stands) that shrimpo like. doesn’t seem to just Superficially hate#everyone else he says he just hates them/something they’re wearing/something they do. he told looey he’d pop him if he could.#i was like The Fuck Did Looey Do. so here’s my joke. do either know the other is aromantic. idk. I’m not sure it’d change anything#also sorry for not more connie art……….#my sibling could only buy looey. and i don’t play videos games#i’ve Been drawing connie so i think it’s ok
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“The cell saga is bad because the z fighters were idiots the entire time”
that’s the POINT

THE CELL SAGA IS ABOUT ARROGANCE
EVERYONE IS BEING STUPID BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
THEY THINK THEYRE AHEAD OF THE CURVE
BUT THEY AREN’T
THIS IS LITERALLY SHOWCASED MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT THE SAGA
IT STARTS WITH TRUNKS AND BUILDS FROM THERE
GOHAN LITERALLY LETS CELL LIVE BECAUSE OF HIS ARROGANCE
THE ONLY REASON CELL IS DEFEATED IS BECAUSE GOKU, GOHAN, AND VEGETA ALL LET GO OF THEIR ARROGANCE AND PRIDE AND FIGHT TOGETHER
GOKU STEPS IN TO HELP GOHAN, WHICH HE DIDNT DO BEFORE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT GOHAN COULD DO IT HIMSELF
VEGETA HELPS GOHAN AND LANDS THE PENULTIMATE BLOW ON CELL, DESPITE WANTING TO BE THE ONE TO END CELL HIMSELF
GOHAN FINALLY FINISHES HIM LIKE HE REFUSED TO DO BEFORE
THEY ALL LET GO OF THEIR ARROGANCE AND FINISH THE JOB
THATS THE THEMATIC POINT OF THE SAGA
RAHHHHHHH🦅🦅
#I don’t think Toriyama imagined all this when writing the cell saga#but I’m sure he at the very least focused on the idea of arrogance throughout it#I mean#that’s the entire point of Gohan Vegeta and Goku’s arc#they’re all arrogant and prideful#Gohan and Vegeta are prideful in themselves#while Goku is prideful in Gohan#they all think that they’ll be able to do this#they are all imagining one of them being strong enough to end it#but they don’t realize that they ALL need to help until the end#I need to start making video essays man#dbz#db#dragon ball#dragon ball z#Goku#son goku#Gohan#son gohan#Vegeta#cell#cell saga#cell arc#the eagles are there at the end because I thought it’d be funny#pardon the capitalization#I thought it’d be funny
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Halenthir but none of the Finweans believe Haleth is real because they all assume Caranthir made up a spouse so he could leverage his marriage status for tax concessions. Caranthir is extremely mad about this. Haleth thinks it’s hilarious.
#silm#silmarillion#tolkien#halenthir#caranthir#haleth of the haladin#haleth#Haleth meets a Finwean who is like “haha my cousin Moryo says he’s married to an edain woman named Haleth”#Haleth immediately committing to the bit: it’s a very common name#“Your people say that you married a lord..?�� “Oh yeah unfortunately he’s no longer with us”#Never mind that by no longer with us she means they’re doing long distance#I need you all to know. In my mind Haleth is dedicated to like two things#1: her people#2: the bit#I think Caranthir would eventually find this funny but only after he manages to re-leverage the situation for more tax concessions
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Actually Jason and duke should have a series together, solving magic mysteries and bringing out the worst of each other’s chaos. It needs to be absolutely insane, with their solutions to the problem of the week being even more bonkers than whatever nonsense they’re fighting.
#i am talking tentatodd levels of unhinged here#i just think I’d be funny#jason with his magic swords#duke with his light/dark powers#neither one actually knows anything about magic#They are noticeably not wizards#but they’re doing their best!#demons don’t like rocket launchers#or getting blinded by Infinite light#jason todd#red hood#dc#duke thomas#the signal
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Yuu: *squishes Malleus’ cheeks*
Malleus: *amused and lets it happen* Is there something on my face?
Yuu: ….. *pokes his cheek and waits for it to return to normal*
Malleus: *concerned* Child Of Man?
Yuu: ?!
Malleus: ??
Yuu: *whispers in awe* Mailable Malleus
Lilia: PFFFT -
Sebek: *offended screeching from across campus*
(In which Yuu makes Dad jokes on routine, and is determined to create a collection of bad puns regarding their companions)
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst imagines#malleus draconia#lilia vanrouge#i thought of this while working on the otome#decided against putting it in as it did not fit malleus’ route but still think him being squishy like playdough is funny#yknow because i doubt anyone has ever had the balls to poke him#everyone’s always making scenarios about his horns#aint just his horns folks. you ever squish someone’s cheeks to get them to stop talking#yuu’d do it expecting a stiff maybe gaunt feel bc he’s a pretry boy but then gets the baby cheeks#malleus has chipmunk cheeks 2024 they’re just hidden by his sharp jaw and cheekbones
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Prompt 167
Honestly, Danny is having such a good time right now. He gets to travel with Ellie, explore space, just have fun. Plus his secondary protector-instincts are having soothed despite him not technically doing any hero-ing anymore. Really his sister had the right idea when she decided she wanted to become a doctor, this is honestly a blast.
And if someone does end up passing away, well, Ellie is always happy to help soothe their spirit and guide them to the Realms where they can reach their respective afterlife. Or become a ghost.
They are completely oblivious to the fact that there are now legends and entire temples dedicated to them now. Apparently accidental ascension is in fact a thing, as Dan later laughs at them about.
#prompts#Dcxdp#dpxdc#Dan was already thought of as a god of destruction & change#He’s laughing at his ‘siblings’ for making them a trio#So many planets throughout time now include 3 gods/spirits/etc in their worship under different names but similar faces#One of those planets was Krypton#Clark’s parents prayed to Dan-El the Healer that their son would be safe and in good health wherever he went#They prayed to El-Nath the Guide that his journey would be safe & that she would not have to guide him to the afterlife instead#They prayed to Jor-Dan the Destroyer that they’re wrong and if not that their planet’s End is a merciful one#Clark finds this out when researching stuff from his ship/the Fortress#Hey that’s kind of funny he saw a similar looking being floating among the stars when he first tested leaving the atmosphere hehe#....... W a i t a minute-#Space Core Danny#Moon Core Ellie#Sun Core Dan#Look Jazz’s dream in canon is to become a brain surgeon and I think she deserves to be able to do that#Medical school is hard AF#Danny apprenticed under Frostbite & So Many Realms ghosts who are Very Eager to pass on their knowledge
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art fingers you like he’s sculpting; curling his fingers and pressing the pads of his digits into your inner walls like he’s trying to coax a symphony of pleasure out of your body ..
and patrick fingers you like he’s trying to get his coins out of the coin return slot .
#grunting while he looks for ur g spot#hes like hang on i just slipped over it wait— i almost got it— hang on- i—#like yes he knows what he’s doing but he’s so much more sloppy with it lmfao#art is just smiling and moaning and watching your face while he slides his fingers in and out#i just think they’re funny
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Qitian dasheng and other outfit concept sketches
#I always find it funny when in every iteration wukong is the only one to ever get outfit changes#he ran the fashion department pockets THROUGH#every season china’s Madonna gets a new dress cuz he’s the people’s prettiest little princess#jelly didn’t do a good enough job talking me out of that uglyass qtds design so you guys get to see it#I was going for a more empress dowager look to be unique but it doesn’t really suit him I think lol ^^#back to the drawing board#but I really do like that handsome monkey king sketch#the one with the small monkey in his arms#I like to think he’s actually very motherly to his children subjects <:3#that’s mother#I’m also trying my hand at giving him a more Indian outfit since that’s where they’re going -w-#not really satisfied with any of em lol#the crop top sketch is maybe him directly after getting out of the mountain and being petulant about the band#the tassels STAY ON#digital art#my art#jttw sun wukong#journey to the west#sun wukong#jttw fanart#monkey king#anyways lemme know what y’all think#I actually wanna hear other opinions on this :P#also if you couldn’t tell I’m obsessed with cloud collars at the moment#☁️ 🌺 🦢 ✨
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