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paigegonerogue · 5 months

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I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.

#Funny #lol #joke #humor #humour #dark humor #dark humour #archive of our own #ao3 #ao3 writer #creative writing #writing #writing jokes #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 jokes #fanfiction jokes #fanfic jokes #Paige: Speaking Like a Normal Person Vol. 1

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christadeguchi · 2 months

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i'll let phie-san say it:

#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core #also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language #also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing #i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native #and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about #but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language #anyway she can step on those haters <3 #also like. it’s just some lines in a song people need to relax…#megan thee stallion #autoplay warning #japan #japanese #language #mamushi

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foolsocracy · 4 months

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this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy

#garth: makes useful comments about the mission #(is completely ignored cause no one can hear him)#garth: damn they hate my ass 😭😭��😭😭😭😭😭#garth of shayeris #teen titans #dc #dc comics #can u tell ive been reading teen titans volume 1 #the audience letters are my favorite bit #garth: wow ok so u guys hate my jokes #wally: we have been standing in silence for the last 8 minutes

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o0kawaii0o · 5 months

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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP #pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy #ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy #in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu #working on 1 more silly drawing atm!#one piece #op #roronoa zoro #op nami #luffy #monkey d luffy #o0kawaii0o

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caputvulpinum · 1 year

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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mumblers-lobby · 1 month

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💍❤️‍🔥✨ hair-over-flames in love!

thanks to @thatskindarough for the idea ily buddy<3

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pucksandpower · 4 months

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There’s no way 😭

#i love how everyone is playing along #my favorite running joke in formula 1 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #charles leclerc #cl16 #oscar piastri #op81 #arthur leclerc #monaco gp 2024 #monaco grand prix 2024 #scuderia ferrari #mclaren

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cr3eks · 11 months

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who-always-pays-their-taxes · 4 months

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i just think that Duke Thomas should like oink at Dick Grayson. I think that when Dick tries to come in Duke’s room and have like a weird sibling heart-to-heart, Duke’s like “u got a warrant, pig???” and Dicks like 👁️👄👁️. Duke passive-aggressively hands Dick a doughnut. And Dick doesn’t rrly get shit for being a cop/having been a cop bc most ppl assume he’s a stripper, so this is new to him.

#PLZ THE LAST LINE IS A JOKE I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT #ITS A FUNNY ONE #BUT ITS A JOKE #DONT YELL AT ME #dcu #batman #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batkids #dick grayson #duke thomas #HE HAS SHENANIGANS THIS IS HIS SHENANIGANS #this post was inspired by 1. zac oyama beinf the funniest fucker 2. that one episode of new girl ifykyk

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souvenir116 · 6 months

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So, someone tweeted this on f1twt:

And quotes made me lose it:

🥺🥺

#they're all gold I'm in love #🧑🏻‍🍳💋#*as if in chef's kiss*#LOL #that's my first joke ever 🤝🏻😸#bye-#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #formula 1 #f1 #george russell #toto wolff #lewis hamilton #sebastian vettel #kimi raikkonen #nico rosberg #oscar piastri #f1 memes

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sleepytownzzz · 2 months

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eat shit and die, jefferson

#quick max doodle cuzzzzzz people were mean to me at work and i needed to unwind <33 #ba dum tsss (partial joke see what i did there?)#fan art #digital art #art #drawing #life is strange drawing #life is strange #max caulfield #sleepytownzzzart #lis #lis 1 #life is strange fan art #max caulfield drawing #max caulfield fanart

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mistressemmedi · 22 days

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Logan Sargeant was sold let go by Williams this week and now Louis Tomlinson shows up in the paddock. Coincidence?

#the one direction jokes may not be a joke after all #f1 #monza gp 2024 #formula 1 #logan sargeant

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sprinklesharkie · 6 months

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this is the greatest april fools to ever april fools

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finifugue · 3 months

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"Bring back cunty F1" "Bring back F1 drivers who don't care about PR and just say what they think" "Bring back F1 where the drivers are actually allowed to be rivals"

You fools. You insolent buffoons. You can't handle the Ferrari drivers taking shots at each other in separate interviews. You can't handle Max saying what everyone else is thinking. You can't even handle Lando Norris existing. And you think you would survive watching Multi-21 happen in real time? Or, God forbid, classic F1? I'm laughing.

#the truth is that anyone you think is bad on the current grid? There's someone from the 2010s who is leagues kilometres light years worse #talk to me when mclaren makes oscar crash intentionally so that lando can win. then maybe I'll consider what you're saying.#this is mostly a joke but if you feel offended by it then tell me to kms in my asks. do it off anon if you're not a coward #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #lando norris #mclaren #ferrari #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #red bull team #red bull racing #red bull f1 #red bull formula 1 #max verstappen

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reunitedinterlude · 3 months

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