#and ''no one knows wtf the house they live in is or whats real or whats not'' is just better for the surreal horror aspect
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thinking about barbara martin (trench's secretary) (not a single document written by or about her) (but we ball). also thinking about how wretched the bureau dress code is
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psychemochanight · 4 months ago
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✨Incorrect quotes✨
(Except they are real conversations that I or my friends had).
Wally: I'm going to kill myself.
Dick: Same.
Wally: ... Figuratively speaking, right?
Dick: Literally.
Wally: I'm calling your therapist.
Dick: You don't know my therapist.
Wally: Well, I'm gonna find them and then call them!
Dick: What's life without a little of risk?
Donna: A longer life.
Dick: ...
Dick: Who needs to live so long?
Random Socialite: You are just like your dad (Bruce). His genes must be strong.
Literally any of the Wayne kids (minus Damian): I'm adopted.
Tim, after going back to drinking natural fruit juice instead of five cans of Monster: I feel nutritious.
Bruce, after being told how handsome Dick is by like five people; completely confident and proud: Yeah, he got it from me.
Dick: I'm literally adopted.
Dick: The only thing I got from you is an addiction to using expensive sheets.
Tim, listening to loud music, knowing Jason was there and wanting to annoy him:
Jason, completely fed up with the world: TURN OFF YOUR MUSIC IT'S TOO HOT OUTSIDE.
Tim:
Tim: And what the hell does that have to do with it??? *proceeds to turn up the volume*
Annoying math teacher: Okay, students, do your math...
Dick: Do we do it mentally or can we use the calculator?
Teacher: Do it mentally with the calculator.
Dick, and probably the rest of the class: ???
Tim: I slept for 14 hours and I'm still sleepy.
Jason: Wtf. And I thought that sleeping 10 hours was a lot.
Damian: I don't know how you sleep more than 8 hours, you are lazy.
Steph: Let them enjoy their sleep. I can't even sleep 6 hours because of college.
Cass: 4 hours. Take it or leave it.
Bruce: At least you sleep more than 2 hours.
Dick: What the fuck did sleep mean?
Tim: I failed the natural sciences exam.
Dick: How? You said it was one of the easiest subjects.
Tim: It is!
Dick: So?
Tim: ...
Tim: I put "solar ecosystem" on the exam.
Steph: When I was little, we had to sweep the classroom at school, and since I hated sweeping, I pretended I didn't know how to do it.
Steph: Then, a classmate who always wanted to be superior, made fun of me, grabbed the broom and started sweeping for me.
Steph: She stayed sweeping the whole recess and I was able to go out and play without doing anything.
Dick: I'm so fucking proud of you.
Duke: What are you doing on the floor?
Dick, overstimulated because there is too much shit going: Floor time.
Barbara: You're autistic.
Barbara: Artist, I mean. Sorry, the phone's autocorrect.
Dick: We are having a face-to-face conversation.
(This is a bit lost in English, but in Spanish the words are "artista" and "autista", and they sound and are written in a similar way.)
Tim: Can we go to the sun if we go at night?
Duke: I swear they told me you were smart.
Damian: Who lied to you that way?
Steph: Which Hogwarts house would you be?
Dick: According to the test, I'm a Hufflepuff.
Steph: I've seen you angry.
Dick: Have you ever seen an angry honey badger?
Steph: ... Good point.
Dick: I take pills, everyday, so that I don't kill myself. 🎶
Roy: I'm dragging you to the psychologist right now.
Dick: We need an adult.
Garth: We are adults.
Dick: Responsible adults.
Roy: Normally you are the responsible adult.
Dick:
Dick: How the fuck are we still alive?
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lorarri · 8 months ago
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★ . . . 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 , 𝐊𝐑𝟕
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summary , people seem to be under the impression that you and your good friend sebastian are dating but little do they know kimi is way more your type
pairing , rockstar! bassist! kimi räikkönen x fem! f1 driver! reader
series masterlist | main masterlist | sol’s masterlist | f1 masterlist
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Y/NNIE
hey seb quick question
is kimi single?
SEBBY
yes he is
why do you ask
Y/NNIE
cuz he gives big dick enegery
and he is high key super hot
SEBBY
ew that's one of my best friends
Y/NNIE
sorry
but you know I cannot lie when it comes to fine men
also have you seen peoples twitter theories that we are together
SEBBY
yeah hannah and I were laughing at them earlier
some people are so dumb
Y/NNIE
ikr?
anyway kimi's number?
SEBBY
I better be best man when you two get married
xxx-xxx-xxx
Y/NNIE
I wouldn't have anybody else sebby
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram look who I ran into kimimatiasraikkonen
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user wingman kimi>>>
user he def putting. agood word in for seb
user seb sent his man so Y/N would hear about how great he is
user mother lookin sexy af rn
user getting ready for the dating annoucment
user seb def got notifications on for Y/N's posts lol
user so we can alllll see seb in the likes right????
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SEB
soooo kimi
what's the deal with you and Y/N
KIMI
friends
dw dude I know you into her
so no need to get jealous
SEB
jealous???
dude I was trying to set you up
why do you think I gave her your number
KIMI
ummm cuz you wanted me to put in a good word for you
SEB
dude I'm married
her name is hannah
LEW
let me guess vegas wedding
SEB
yup
KIMI
okay but what if she is not into me
SEB
dude she's had the hots for you since say one what are you talking about
LEW
yeah dude even a blind man
she's super into you mate
KIMI
oh damn
JEN JEN
okay hate to break up this revelation
but kimi the love song that you wrote about Y/N
is all over twitter
KIMI
oh shit
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BEAUTIFUL TRAIN WRECK
um kimi please tell me why I had to find out through twitter
that you are parental in love with me
is this true or????
KIMZILLA
yeah
BEAUTIFUL TRAIN WRECK
well I like you too
and fucking god you said yes or this would be so fucking awkward rn
KIMZILLA
right
wanna come over
also seb's asking when the wedding is
I was thinking summer
BEAUTIFUL TRAIN WRECK
we can talk plans after we fucked all night long
KIMZILLA
sounds like a plan rakkaani
sounds like a plan my love
kimimatiasraikkonen
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kimimatiasraikkonen every song I write from now on will only ever be about you
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user omfg this is so hot
yourinstagram my rockstar <3
user isn't that kimi's cross??????
sebastianvettle5 took you long enough dude
user wtf is going on in the house of commons
lewishamilton okay but what colour suit should I get for the wedding that's the real question
user this is so fucking iconic
jensonbutton there are childen on this app kimi....
user and you clown's were really saying Y/N and Seb huh
user live laugh love kimi and Y/N rn
user this ate in every language known to man
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emo-batboy · 2 years ago
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Things Battinson Totally Did During His First Year of University
Using Unhinged or Odd Things I Also Did as a College Freshman :D
Note: for this list, let’s believe Bruce was living in an (admittedly expensive and swanky) dorm because it is required for first-years, especially those entering at a young age, and Alfred told him he needed to make friends. Also yes I did every single thing on this list. I never claimed to be a role model
Bruce, to his TA: I’m so sorry I’m late to class. I gave blood a few hours ago and almost fainted on the way here, but it won’t happen again.
Signs up for a class called “Age of Dinosaurs” despite it not being required whatsoever and proceeds to work his entire schedule around it
Bruce: Your mental health is super important. If you think you should see the on-campus therapist, go see them. Friend: Fine. I’ll sign up for therapy if you sign up for therapy too. Bruce: Hold on-
Finds a loophole in his housing contract that allows him to get a pet frog, calls him kermit :)
Gets a second frog because Kermit was lonely, names it Constantine after Muppets Most Wanted, then realizes that they’re gay for each other. Wonders if the rainbow-colored rocks he got them triggered anything
Swings dramatically between calling Alfred every single day and ghosting him for weeks, cries when he realizes what he did
“Accidentally” joins the student body council, doesn’t know what he’s doing, gets re-elected anyway
Molds a dragon out of Laffy Taffy instead of doing his work
Bruce: *joins Honors, gets all A’s, takes the max amount of classes, has several minors, overachieves* Also Bruce: I’m a failure.
Breaks into a building after hours to study because NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THE LIBRARY
Bruce: I will not get seasonal depression this year. Bruce: *gets real and seasonal depression that year*
Meticulously schedules his day with a color-coded planner because if he sits down for too long, the thoughts will consume him
Gives a presentation to his rhetoric class on how much he likes Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (it is 20 minutes long)
Successfully allocates funding from the student body council to pay for free feminine products in the dorms OUT OF SPITE because someone said it couldn't be done. fuck you, Andrew
Bruce: It is not an all-nighter if I go to sleep before my first class. Friend: It is 7:30am, the sun is in the sky, and your first class is at 12:30. Bruce: But I am getting sleep.
Refuses to go anywhere without his backpack because what if he needs three notebooks at once
Loses over 20 pounds because ✨stress✨ and scares the shit out of Alfred when he comes home for Thanksgiving
Argues with his TA over the one (1) question he got wrong on his Dinosaur exam
Bruce, calling Alfred: Hello father figure. How do I do taxes? Do I have to do them myself? Also, I think I’m having a panic attack.
Joins in on a charity arts-and-crafts project that gives kids books with matching activities made by volunteers, proceeds to commandeer the project because “it’s not color-blind friendly” and rewrites the instructions for everyone
Makes a murder wall
Goes to one (1) sports game and proceeds to leave in the first ten minutes because it’s way too loud wtf is wrong with people
Professor, addressing the lecture hall: I dare you to write an essay about these two sentences. Bruce: *writes an essay about six words, gets a 100, never even read the book*
Crawls into the ceiling for some alone time
Ghosts someone after a date because he’s too scared to tell them he didn’t know it was a date in the first place and now he feels bad
Classmate: How tf does he walk across campus that fast? I go in the same direction he does on my bike, and he’s always ahead of me. Bruce: *is gay sprinting to Dinosaur class*
Refuses to let others use his Favorite Pen TM
Constantly gets mistaken for a Grad Student because he is “so wise and mature” (bestie, that’s the autism)
Alfred: *casually mentions he got into a car accident through text* Bruce: *replies with a meme while hyperventilating because he doesn’t know what to do with that information??!*
Wears a suit to one of his finals
Regularly eats non-organic food for the first time in his life, proceeds to learn about several allergies Alfred forgot to mention he has
Writes “What is a Hot Pocket?” in calligraphy and proceeds to laugh his ass off alone in his dorm because he is so exhausted he’s reached the point of delusion
Locks himself out of his dorm right before class, frantically asks the floor group chat if someone can help, proceeds to tell the nice gay man on the floor who saved him “I love you” because his social skills have hit rock bottom
Makes a little music album display next to his desk for his favorite band (Nirvana) His friends call it a shrine, and they are technically correct
Has a blacklist of people he refuses to interact with because Reasons
Counselor: What do you want to do when you graduate? Bruce: *gestures vaguely*
Refuses to take the bus because there are people in there and he doesn’t like those
Loses one of his frogs, how tf did he do that, they’re fully aquatic, oh fuck, this is probably why they got rid of that loophole a year later because unbeknownst to Bruce, he accidentally started a frog revolution in the dorms, btw he SWEARS he did not mean to do that
Has two trash cans in his room: one for the Good Garbage, and one for the Bad Garbage. Only Bruce knows which is which
Bruce: *writes a creative piece about a ship’s final thoughts as it sinks, bringing its passengers down with it* TA: Absolutely lovely, Bruce, but are you okay?
Goes on Night Walks, keeps himself safe by maintaining a level 12 resting bitch face at all times
Earns the nickname “8th floor cryptid” after pacing the halls at 3am when it’s too cold for Night Walks (honestly tho how tf didn’t he get the nickname earlier?)
Bruce: Do you think a depressed person could do this? Bruce: *has a manic episode*
Okay that's all love you BYE
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lizthewriter · 2 years ago
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i think there's been a glitch / theodore nott
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PAIRING  Theodore Nott x studious!shy!Reader
SUMMARY  Theodore Nott was well known for the sort of happenstances that occurred in his dorm. However, the new transfer student seems to catch his eye in particular - that transfer student is you. His friends think that, at first, he has his eyes set on you for more sinful reasons, but he soon proves that his intentions are more romantic than anyone ever thought.
TAGS  Theodore Nott x Reader, angst, if you squint, idiots in love, cursing, kissing, study buddies, friends to wtf is this to friends with benefits but also wtf is this to lovers, theo is a simp, reader is not slytherin, can be any other house, reader has social anxiety, references to sex, underage drinking, headmaster's list = dean's list, gender neutral reader
"We were supposed be just friends, / you don't live in my part of town, but maybe I'll see you out some weekend, / depending on what type of mood and situationship I'm in, / and what's in my system," - Glitch by Taylor Swift
WORD COUNT  3.2K
WRITTEN  27.08.2023
A/N This came as a burst of inspiration during calc class when I realized I was really the only person answering my professor's questions in my classes, lmaoo 😭😭 so this is purely self-induglent. i hope you guys enjoy <333
When you had transferred to Hogwarts, you hadn't made very many friends. All right, you hadn't made any friends. Because you had transferred to Hogwarts so late in your academic career, everyone had already formed their own friend groups. No one had any real interest in you - that was, they were interested in why you transferred, but not in assimilating you into their social circles. Your professors, however, had grown quite fond of you, most likely due to your dedication to your studies. And eventually, around midway through the fall semester, you were called into the Headmaster's office. It had kept you on your toes all day - had you done something wrong? Gotten in trouble? Your mind had come up with most elaborate and unlikely scenarios that might have cause you to get called into the Headmaster's office.
You were awarded the honor of being added to the Headmaster's list. Only two others in your year were granted the same honor - Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott. All three of you were maintaining straight O's. You and Hermione had never gotten the opportunity to grow close - it might have been the fact that she was much more close-mindrd than you, or the fact that she didn't have the time to spare to make new friends between her studies and all the "Chosen One" stuff going on. You wanted to at least make one friend, instead of an academic rival, which you made the mistake of creating at your previous school.
So, you approached Theo after the meeting, your hands clamy and shaking while you stuttered out your request to study together. Theo simply watched you with those dead eyes of his before nodding. It had unnerved you but you pushed yourself to confirm a date and time with him. And so began your little friendship.
You were never meant to be more than study partners. Weekly study sessions in the library grew into bi-weekly gatherings, which then grew into daily meetings. And then you were meeting each other after class, making inside jokes, hanging out just because. Slowly, but surely, you and Theo grew close. You weren't sure you had ever been this close with anyone before. It was like he just knew you, not only like the back of his hand, but like every square inch of his body.
And Theo? Theo had never saw you coming. He didn't know that he wanted to be friends with you until you were friends, and then he couldn't stop coming back. You were like a drug. He needed another hit each and every time he saw you. Soon enough, he was aching to spend every waking moment with you. It had started as nothing more than a mutually beneficial partnership, but it grew to be much more than that.
It took him a while to realize he loved you. Cared for you. He was well reputed for sleeping around and having a general devil-may-care attitude. He knew that he loved you when he began to grow tired of the constant flings and one-night stands. When he called off the on-and-off relationship he'd had with a particularly vivacious Slytherin girl. He hated the way girls threw themselves at him, vying for his attention like wildcats fighting over a piece of meat. You weren't like that. You were perfect.
He knew he wanted to ask you out. His friends scoffed at the idea, thinking he was joking. They were shocked when they realized he was serious. Mattheo had even knocked on his head, asking if Theo was really in there. It had to be perfect, so he went to the only people he knew who had ever been in serious relationships. Mostly everyone had told him the same thing - find out what you liked. Woo you. It was rather simple. "For someone who is so smart, you're rather stupid, you know," Blaise had told him. He secretly agreed.
First, he had bought a collection of muggle novels for you at a book store on a forgotten. It had beautifully decorated covers, guilded with golden etchings. When you had sat down to study one day, Theodore had dropped it on the table in front of you while he pulled out his books.
"What's this?" You had asked in confusion.
"It reminded me of you," he said simply, pulling out his spellbook and flipping through it to find where he had last left off.
You furrowed your brows as you pulled the box towards you, unclasping the front of it and pushing it open. You let out the small gasp at the gorgeous hardcovers resting inside, hands trailing along the sturdy spines. Five Muggle Classics, the interior of the box cover said. "Theo . . . " Your voice trailed off at the thoughtfullness of the gift - you were left utterly speechless. "I can't take this. I can't imagine how expensive how this was." You slid the case of books back to Theo. He stopped it, pushing it back towards you.
"Take it. I can't return it. Besides, I got it for you. I would hate to see these go to waste."
You bit your bottom lip before pulling the box back towards you, a smile spreading across your face as you pulled out one of your favorite muggle classics. You flipped through the pages, allowing that paticular new-book smell to wash over you like the waves on a shore. "Thank you," you mumbled softly.
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You never came to parties. Mostly because you hated all the drinking and crowds and the mixture of stroking lights and booming music that made you dizzy. But you had started to develop feelings for a particular friend of yours. He was tall, devilishly handsome, and more intelligent that anyone you'd ever met. He smelled of evergreen trees, cigarettes, and lilac. You felt for him in a way that you had never felt for anyone else. You were always so laser-focused on you studies, but you realized that your attention had been straying towards a paticular someone as of recently.
You knew he hung around these sort of parties, finding pretty girls to have a fun night with. You wore the most insanely inappropriate dress you could find, hoping to catch his attention. You weren't exactly sure what your goal for that night was, but you were certain you wanted it to end with you and Theo, alone.
Of course, Theo was shocked to see you there. Even more shocked to see you out of the jeans and sweaters you usually wore, standing in a tight little number that had him practically frothing at the mouth. Not that you weren't always stunning, but you were stunning stunning. He wouldn't have approached you normally, but with the alcohol currently coursing through his system, he had a boost of courage and stupidity.
Five seconds later, he was standing right behind you, calling your name. You turned around to face him with a grin. "Hey, there you are."
"What are you doing here?" It sounded much more like a statement than a question - he was seemingly distracted by something else about you.
"I came to see you, silly. And to see what all the rage is about."
"And?"
"I've come to the conclusion that parties suck."
Theo laughed, something hearty that rumbled through his chest. "Want to go somewhere else?"
"Please," you responded with a role of your eyes. "I'm starting to get a headache." You had stupidly accepted a drink and chugged down the bitter alcohol earlier - that didn't bode well for your head when you were already bothered by loud music sober.
Theo's eyes searched the room for somehwere that might be a little quieter - his eyes landed on the staircase to his dorm. Well, where else was there to go? He lead you up the steps, the two of you laughing as he kept you from stumbling down the stairs, and guided you to his dorm. He sat you down on the bed, grabbing a glass on his bedside table, and filled it up with the spell Aguamenti.
"Thanks," you said sweetly, taking it from his hand and taking a long sip. You took a good look at the room, easily able to tell whose area of the roo. was whose. Mattheo's was messy - clothes strewn across the bed and floor. Draco's was neat and filled with a variety of potions book, his bedside table cluttered with potions of a variety of colors, lined up in orderly rows. Blaise had a poster of his favorite Quidditch team plastered on the wall, as well as a family photo filled with all his siblings. Theo's, however, was minimal and tidy aside from the piles of books. His bed was neatly made, the corners of the covers tucked under the mattress.
You finally met Theo's eyes and finally saw some sort of emotion - it took you a moment to identify it as hunger. You glanced down at the outfit you were wearing and flushed, your eyes staying firmly on the ground.
"You look very pretty."
You felt your heart stop in your chest. Had Theo called you . . . pretty? You were in shock - sure, you had come to the party with more than friendly intent, but you had never expected that he would actually notice you the way he had noticed other girls.
"Y-you - you look very handsome."
Theo watched you for a moment - he was standing only a foot away with arm wrapped around the four-poster, hanging off from it slightly. There was an odd sort of tension in the room - you both knew what you wanted and you both knew you wanted it now. Both of your inhibitions were lowered because of the alcohol, so it was that one split desicion that changed everything. Soon enough, his lips were planted into yours, one hand cupping your cheek and the other trailing along the side of your body. Everything had happened so fast - it went from the hand on your hips guiding you down onto the mattress to clothes strewn on the floor to sleeping heavily within each other's arms. It was hours before you woke again, and you were grateful that none of his friends had come up from the party yet. He helped you get dressed, a look of almost disbelief settled into his features as you left, sending him an awkward smile before you closed the door. What had he done?
-
The next day you had studied together like nothing happened. You cracked a joke. He laughed. You helped him with Transfiguration, he helped you with Ancient Runes. Another day passed. And another. And another. Theo was going beyond mad - what were you two now? Were you still friends? Were you dating? He felt like he wanted to yank all his hair out of his head.
That was, until about a week later. Late at night, the two of you were studying in the library. He was huddled next to you, embarrassingly distracted by your beauty while you were trying to help him with a homework problem he got stuck on. He finally snapped back to attention as you pointed to something on his parchment, leaning downwards to see exactly what you were pointing at. At the same time, you had turned your head to see what had him so distracted. The resultant situation: your noses bumped together and he could feel your heavy, hot breath on his lips.
Flashbacks to the night you shared soared through both of your minds. And it was you, this time, who had made the stupid desicion. You lunged for his lips with desperation, fingers snaking through his hair, a hand planted on his chest. He had tensed in surprise before returning the kiss with equal fervor. It wasn't long before you were quickly packing your things and Theo was dragging you to some abandoned room, your lips entangled as he pressed you up against the wall. The moonlight seeped in through the red glass-stained windows, dancing deliciously on your skin. Forever engraved in his memory was the picture of you, the only word on your lips being his name, grasping his shoulders with need.
-
Neither of you knew what kind of relationship you had descended into. It involved rather intimate gatherings from time to time, but for the most part, you were just friends. It was an almost seamless friendship between you two - except for the nagging thoughts at the back of both of your minds that kept you wondering if the other really felt the same way.
Theo buried his face into his hands, surrounded by a group of friends who had utterly no idea what to do. Their eyes watched him with trepidation and worry. It was oddly concerning how much he was stressing over this. Theo never seemed to stress about anything. But here he was, hands fisted in his hair, staring down at the ground in utter disillusionment.
"I've ruined everything. All cause I couldn't keep it in my fucking pants."
"That can't be it, mate," Mattheo tried reassuring him. "Look, you said they're different, yeah? All the other girls you've slept with found someone else after you. But they keep coming back for more. That has to mean something, right?"
"Yeah, you've just got to romance them," Blaise said. Theo groaned.
"Please never open your mouth again."
"I'm serious. Take her to Hogsmeade, that'll show them."
Theo leaned his face upwards, staring at Blaise. He was right - taking someone to Hogsmeade virtually meant asking them out on a date. You had to know the innuendo by now, being at Hogwarts as long as you have. "Blaise, you're brilliant." He clapped his friend on the back, rushing out of the dorm to find you.
-
You scanned the bookshelves for books with more information on Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration. The idea fascinated you - how come you could conjure any sort of non-edible object from nothing, but with food you couldn't? At the root of it, everything was made of subatomic particles, then atoms, then particles, and so on. So, theoretically, anything could be created from nothing, correct?
You were so enraptured by your own thoughts that you had no conception of your surroundings and bumped right into someone walking straight towards you. The books in your arms tumbled onto the floor and you flushed a bright red, bending down to pick them up.
"Gosh, I'm so sorry!" you exclaimed, hastily collecting the books from the ground. The boy, who you hadn't really looked at yet, bent down to help you collect them as well. "I wasn't looking where I was going, I'm really -"
As you stood up, you finally got to look at his face - and it turned out to be Theo. His face was just barely flushed, and the emotion in his eyes held a deep meaning that you couldn't quite decrypt. You didn't have a chance to ask him what he was doing, because he beat you to it.
"Go to Hogsmeade with me."
"I'm sorry?"
"Hogsmeade. You and I. Interested?" His tone was strained, and you realized what emotion finally lay beyond those dead eyes. Fear.
You knew what he was insinuating. Was he - asking you out on a date? Did that mean he really did like you? More than just as someone he could have a little fun with time and again, someone who was just a friend. You stared up at him for quite a while, not realising how silent you were as you sunk into the rabbit hole of your own thoughts.
"I - erm - all right, then." You were still quite in a bit of shock. "Will you -"
"Yeah, I'll wait for you outside your common room." The fear in his eyes seemed to dissipate, his shoulders sagging in relief.
"Right. Yeah, sounds good. Great."
-
You had bundled up for the cold weather, a thick scarf wrapped around your neck and a hat with your house emblem on your head. You tried to dress in something nice underneath the layers of warmth - it had taken you a long time to decide what exactly you wanted to wear, but you had eventually come to a conclusion.
When you exited the dormitory, you found Theo bundled up with an equal amount of layers, yet he looked just as attractive as he always did. In his hands, he held a single rose. You flushed a bright red, especially as a group of first year girls giggled as they exited the dorm behind you.
"Hello," Theo said simply, handing you the rose.
"Hello," you responded shyly, taking it gratefully and holding it in your hands. You smiled nervously, rocking back and forth on your feet. "So."
"So. Are you ready?"
"Yeah."
"Okay." Theo grabbed your hand, holding it gently. You hid your face from his view, not wanting him to know the kind of affect he had on you as he lead you through the castle. "What do you want to do first?"
You had weaved your hand through his arm, resting your head on the edge of his shoulder. "Hm. I need some more quills. But we should definitely stop at the bookshop first. I want to see if they've gotten anything new."
"Okay."
Theo had never been a talkative person - and you had never really minded it, not until now. You wish that maybe he might just tell you he had feelings for you, more than feelings that only arose every once in a while. It would make this so much easier on you. But you were nervous and shy and had a hard time talking to people, even one's you've been friends with. So you remained silent on the walk there.
Theo could tell it was an uncomfortable silence. Not only did being the quiet one meant he could read a room easily, he had also been around you long enough to know when you felt uncomfortable. He stopped the two of you from walking - you were already walking the path to Hogsmeade, snow lightly covered both of your heads.
"What's wrong?"
"N-nothing."
"You don't have to lie to me."
You bit the interior of your cheek nervously. Did you really want to destroy what you had with him? You were content with keeping your relationship the way it was. At least, that's what you convinced yourself.
You felt your gaze being drawn back to Theo, his fingers resting under your chin. "Don't hide from me, love, tell me what's on your mind."
"Love." You felt your heart melt into a puddle of hope and embarrassment. "Theo . . . what are we?"
Theo grabbed your hand and held it up, intertwining your fingers together. He looked at them, with something akin to fascination, and muttered, "What do you want us to be?"
You paused. "I want us to be together," you whispered, looking up at him with eyes of despair. Theo felt his heart wrench at the sight of it. He raised his other hand, brushing it lightly against your cheek.
"Then let's be together," he whispered back. He leaned downwards, meeting your lips in a soft kiss. It wasn't like any of the kisses before that - no, those were passionate, desperate, lust-filled kisses. This was loving, caring, blossoming. He dropped your hand to cup both of your cheeks in his hand, his nose biting into your cheek. "You and I. I like the sound of that."
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petew21-blog · 10 months ago
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Sturniolo triple swap
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MORNING
Chris woke up, groggy. He yawned and strechted his arms, feeling a bit different this morning. He stood up and rubbed his face. But something mettalic bumped into the side of his pinky. He froze. Now confused, he blinked. "Why am I in Nick's room?" he thought to himself. He tried to touch the mettalic thing again. No... that's not possible. He stumbled to the nearest mirror, almost tripping on the way. There it was, Nick's face. His piercing was the thing that he touched.
"Holy shit! Nick?" Nick's voice answered, but it was Chris who controlled it along with the shocked face who mimicked his expressions. Or more easily now, reflected.
Chris stared at himself. He looked at his body, lifting up the shirt. He wasn't fat, but Nick was naturally heavier. And Chris felt the difference. He touched the tatoos. "This is insane..."
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Matt
Matt started his morning like he always would. He woke up, put on his favourite hoodie and headed to the bathroom. His eyes still not used to the light didn't really notice any difference. Or even Matt himself didn't. He didn't even notice that he came out of Chris's room.
Matt splashed water on his face. He looked up at himself. "Woah" he noticed the hair. They were much longer. He brushed through them and couldn't believe how much they have grown over night. And then he noticed. That wasn't hsi face that he was used to see every morning in the mirror.
"Okay... it's ok. It's just a dream."
Matt closes his eyes, breathing slowly.
He hears a scream coming from his own bedroom.
"Ok, maybe it's not a dream"
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Nick
Nick strechted in the bed, not wanting to get up so early. He felt he was hard. He decided to ignore the hard on.
He opened his eyes and immediately knew something was off. This wasn't his room. He got up and looked around. "WTF Matt?" but the voice was different, it sounded just like his brother.
He got up and went straight to the mirror. He knew this was real, way too real.
"How am I Matt? I could Freaky Friday with anyone, but I swap with Matt? Hello? Like..."
He looked at himself again. He flexed his arms, lifting his shirt. "Well it could be worse I guess."
"MAAAAAATTTTTT, CHRIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!" Nick screamed through the whole house
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Nick, Matt, Chris
Nick:"Can anybody explain why I'm in Matt's body?"
Matt:"Who are you?"
Chris:"Who else would be so loud in this house"
Matt pointing at Nick's body:"So you're Chris in Nick's body and Nick is in mine. And I am in Chris's"
Nick:"So can anyone explain what happened?"
Matt looking concerned at Nick:"No, but can you explain, why is my dick hard?" he pointed at his old body. Chris was laughing, while Nick was trying to hide it. "I just woke up, don't pretend like it doesn't happen to you"
Matt:"It does, but in my own body. intentionally"
Chris:"Hello? Can we stop talking about Matt's wonderful dick and try to figure out what to do?"
Nick:"If this is like Freaky Friday we'll have to pretend to be each other and live our lives"
Matt:"We're triplets, we could pretend to be ourselves actually"
Chris:"Yeah, like everyone who knows us can't tell the difference, right? Even our Tiktok fans can tell who we are. Putting on clothes won't change that"
Nick:"We should go on like we normally do and see if we swap back"
Matt:"But we're suppose to shoot today in the car. Why am I feeling so uneasy?"
Chris:"My body needs Pepsi, you should go get some. We got some preparing to do. Let's get dressed"
They had to figure out who goes to who's room according to their bodies, which took a minute, but they eventually did.
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Nick
Nick found some clothes that Matt usualy wears and that fit him well. He thought about mocking him, but Chris might do the same thing to him.
He stood in front of the mirror. His heart started racing. There was one thing he was curious about. He was gay, but Matt's body wasn't. Maybe he... nah that would be too much. But still, it would be good to know
Nick closed the door and sat on the bed. He pulled out Matt's phone. Searched Pornhub and already saw some favourite links Matt had. He watched for a moment, not knowing if he was observing the man or the woman. But Nick felt his briefs tightening. Jesus, he was hard in Matt's body. Was he really gonna do what he thought of?
"Ah fuck it" he pushed his hand under the waistband and grabbed his new hard dick. "Ok, pretty nice brother." he pulled down his sweatpants and now his briefs. His new shaved dick was right there. He started jerking it. Still watching the porn. Yeah, he was into it. Or his body atleast. This wasn't so bad. Maybe if he had to have sex as Matt with some girl, he would be good
"Are you fucking serious right now?!" Matt in Chris's body was standing in the doorway watching Nick, Chris in his body right behind him amused. "Does this mean we are allowed to jerk off to? I kinda wanna try some of your toys" Chris shouted at Nick
"Matt I'm so so sorry. I really didn't want to" Nick apologized abruptly
"Yeah and is that why the porn is on as well?" Matt shouted
"I just wanted to know if I was straight now. Nothing else..." Nick tried to apologize in a way
"Wait. Do you guys think I'm gay now? Oh no. I must be, right? Since Nick has your dick hard from that straight porn. Oh no, I'm gonna be sucking dick" Chris panicked
"STOP. Both of you. No jerking off. No sucking dick. We'll switch back tonight. Let's shoot the video so that we'll be back asap. Nick get my keys. You'll be driving as I normally do." Matt took the lead of the moment and gave out orders
"Are you crazy? He's gonna kill us in that car. You know how he drives" Chris pointed at Nick aggressively
"Shut up. I'm a decent driver" Nick replied, but both of them saw the look Matt was giving them, so they took their things and went to the car
Parking lot in front od Chipotle
"See. We survived" Nick defended himself
"No, Chris is right. You can't drive on the way home" Matt said in shock and fear combined after the journey they just experienced
"Oh come on. Don't be like that. It wasn't THAT bad" Nick replied
"Sure. Tell that to the lady on the crossing that had to jump to save herself" Chris laughed as he recalled the moment
"Let's start the video?" Matt asked and both Chris and Nick nodded
Matt instinctively started. "Hey, guys. It's the Sturniolo triplets. Me, Nick and Chris..." he was interrupted by Nick. "Matt, stop. You called me Nick. I'm you and you're Chris now."
Matt:"Ah, fuck. Right. This is gonna be so confusing."
Chris:"I don't think I can pretend to be Nick. He has his mimics I can't
Nick:"I have an idea. What if we do it on purpose?"
Chris:"People will notice and call us out"
Nick:"Yeah, that's my point. Let them. Let's name the video Pretending to be each other or Body swap or something and just shoot the video. We can put some jokes in there making fun of ourselves and it could work out"
Matt:"Is that our style though? Is that something we would normally do?"
Chris:"Dude, just imagine the fanfictions om Wattpad the fans are gonna write after they see this"
Nick:"So? They already write them. Atleast we'll have a good popular video and we'll manage it even in different bodies"
They looked at each other and they knew that Nick's idea was good.
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8 hours later
Chris:"Guys, Nick was right. The video was a success. People love it"
Matt:"sturniolabiggestfan88 'Nick was good at pretending to be Chris, but the other guys weren't as good. U need practice' Yeah right. Wanna see how hard we're practicing, bitch?" They laughed at the ikony of the comment
Nick:"So what if we don't swap?"
Chris:"We have to hope"
Matt:"What about the intimate part of the swap? We still need to do basic hygiene, we all got needs as we saw before, right Nick?"
Chris:"Dude, we're triplets. We couldn't be in more similar bodies. Yes we know how different we are and yet we aren't. And we know each other better than anyone else, so let's treat our bodies with respect as we would have our own. Right?"
They nodded and smiled how good their relationship together was
Chris:"Ok, now that this is out of the way, I think I got the most exploring to do. So If you'll excuse me, me and Nick's body got a date in the shower with some of his toys. Have a great night." He said not turning around to watch their reaction. Matt laughed immediately as he saw his own body looking shocked and speechless
2 years later
Nick was waiting for his boyfriend to show up. They were supposed to go to their family gathering with everyone. Nick had to get used to his new name and a different body, which he actually didn't mind at all. He also had to come out of the closet again, but now as Matt.
Matt in Chris's body basically didn't change that much. He was still straight and had a new girlfriend. They met in university
The most surprising was Chris. He got used to having Nick's body. And after some time he figured out that he was still attracted to women, but now men as well. So this bisexual king was now hooking up with everyone he fancied.
When they arrived to their home. They always hugged first. Their bond was strong even if they were far away from each other. Nick thought that after they found out that the swap was permanent, that they wouldn't speak at all. The gift was sent by some fan. They found the note eventually and found out that it was cursed. The fan was some homophobic shit who wanted to do harm to Nick.
Nick was now in his... sorry, in Matt's old bedroom. His boyfriend was passed out on the bed after the passionate sex they had. Nick looked at the side of the bed and remembered the first day when they swapped and his first jerk off session in Matt's body.
He explored the room. All of Matt and some of his stuff were there. And... no way. The gift was there. Along with the note. Nick observed it and after a moment of consideration tossed it in the trash. He picked up the note and burned it. Now feeling as if there were no open cases in his life. He went to bed, next to his boyfriend and fell asleep, happy.
"Chris, baby. What would you like for breakfast?" the female voice said. Nick opened his eyes. "Not again!"
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Inbox request by @archeronfire
Can you do a three way body swap with the sturniolo triples? Specifically Chris becoming Nick, Nick becoming Matt, and Matt becoming Chris.
Hey. So this was fun, but at the same time one of the hardest stories I had to write :D
Since I didn't know much about Sturniolos, I had to ask for advice and watch a few videos, because I was worried I might screw this up. So I hope I wrote a decent story. Let me know what you think :)
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alittlegiraffe · 5 months ago
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Title: Crossed Wires
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Marshall had never been good at relationships. Too much time spent in the studio, too much baggage, too much… him. But somehow, you had slipped past his defenses. You were sharp, funny, and way too young for him. Young enough that when you first met, he’d almost walked away on principle.
But you weren’t just some girl chasing after the infamous Eminem. You saw him—Marshall, the man behind the music, the one who never quite figured out how to balance fame and real life. And somehow, despite his reluctance, despite the age gap, despite everything… he couldn’t stay away.
That’s why your relationship was a secret. One he hadn’t even told his daughters about.
So when you showed up at Hailie’s house on a Saturday afternoon, dressed casually with a bottle of wine in hand, the last person you expected to lock eyes with was Marshall Mathers. And by the way his face paled, he sure as hell wasn’t expecting you either.
“What the f—” He barely caught himself as his gaze darted between you and Hailie, who was cheerfully introducing you to some other friends.
You felt your stomach drop. “You’re… you’re her dad?”
He blinked. “You know Hailie?”
“Of course, I know Hailie! She’s my friend from college!”
Marshall ran a hand down his face, as if hoping this was some insane fever dream. “You gotta be shittin’ me.”
Hailie, still oblivious to the fact that a literal crisis was unfolding in front of her, grinned. “Dad! I didn’t know you knew Y/N!”
Oh, he knew you. Intimately.
Your eyes were screaming at him to say something, but he was still frozen in place.
“I, uh… yeah,” he finally mumbled. “I know her.”
Hailie beamed. “Small world, huh?”
You and Marshall shared a look, both internally panicking but externally forcing the most awkward smiles of your lives.
Yeah. Too small.
Marshall hadn’t felt this kind of panic since the last time he bombed on stage.
You could practically see the gears in his head jamming as he forced a stiff nod and stuffed his hands in his hoodie pockets like some awkward teenager. Meanwhile, you were fighting every instinct to grab his arm and drag him into the nearest empty room for an emergency damage-control meeting.
But that would be suspicious.
So instead, you forced a bright smile, praying Hailie didn’t notice how your voice cracked when you said, “Yeah, totally a small world!”
Marshall, for his part, just grunted. Classic.
And just like that, the party went on.
Except now, you and Marshall were stuck in some twisted game of social survival, forced to act like two people who had not spent last weekend tangled up in his bed. And to make things worse? Hailie was curious.
“So how exactly do you guys know each other?” she asked, plopping down on the couch next to you with a beer in hand.
Marshall, standing across the room, immediately pulled out his phone. A second later, yours vibrated.
M: wtf do we say
You forced a laugh. “Oh, you know… mutual friends.”
Hailie raised an eyebrow. “Like who?”
Your phone buzzed again.
M: GIVE HER A NAME WTF
Your mind scrambled before blurting out, “Um, Nathan?”
Marshall’s head snapped up, eyes wide. “Nate?”
Hailie looked skeptical. “My uncle Nate?”
Your phone vibrated so fast you swore it might catch fire.
M: yOU KNOW MY BROTHER??
You resisted the urge to glare at him. Not helping.
“Uh, yeah! I met Nate once,” you said, nodding way too enthusiastically. “At, um… a bar?”
Hailie squinted. “Nate doesn’t drink.”
God. Damn. It.
Your phone buzzed again.
M: you are the WORST at this
You swallowed hard. “Right, I meant, like… a coffee bar?”
Hailie blinked. “A Starbucks?”
Marshall coughed violently, probably to cover a laugh, and you shot him a do not start with me look.
“Yeah! Totally Starbucks,” you said, scrambling. “And we just… you know, started talking, and then I met your dad, and yeah.”
Hailie still looked suspicious, but before she could interrogate you further, someone called her name from across the room. She pointed two fingers at her eyes, then at you. “I will be circling back to this.”
As soon as she walked away, you whipped out your phone.
You: We’re so bad at this
M: I know. We need to escape
You: We can’t. That would look even weirder.
M: …then we suffer.
You sighed, stealing a glance at Marshall, who was staring at his beer like it held all the answers to this nightmare.
Yeah. Suffering it was.
---
Marshall had survived rap battles, lawsuits, and the entire Machine Gun Kelly incident, but nothing—nothing—had prepared him for Hailie’s suspicious glare as she cornered him in the kitchen.
“So,” she started, popping open another beer. “You and Y/N, huh?”
Marshall, who had been quietly texting you under the table, immediately locked his phone and shoved it in his pocket like a guilty teenager. “What about us?”
Hailie leaned against the counter, arms crossed. “You tell me.”
Marshall played it cool, taking a slow sip of his drink. “She said we met through Nate.”
Hailie nodded. “Right. At a coffee bar.”
“…Yeah.”
“She doesn’t drink coffee.”
Marshall choked on his beer. “What?”
“She literally hates it. The smell, the taste, all of it. She orders hot chocolate when we go to Starbucks.”
His phone buzzed in his pocket. He already knew it was you, probably panicking.
You: SOS. SHE’S ASKING QUESTIONS.
Marshall took a deep breath. “Uh, well… maybe she was there for, I dunno, tea or some shit?”
Hailie narrowed her eyes. “You don’t drink coffee either.”
“Okay, what is this, the FBI?” he grumbled, rubbing the back of his neck.
“I just think it’s weird,” she said, studying him like a science experiment. “You never mentioned knowing her, and she never mentioned knowing you. And you”—she pointed at him—“are acting sketchy as hell.”
His phone buzzed again.
You: She smells fear. ABORT.
Marshall sighed, running a hand down his face. “Look, we’ve met a couple times. She’s cool. That’s it.”
Hailie hummed in a way that let him know she definitely wasn’t buying it. “Right. Just a couple times.”
“Yep.”
“Not, like, a lot of times?”
“Nope.”
“Not, like… at your house times?”
Marshall took another long sip of beer, avoiding eye contact. “Hailie, I swear to God—”
“I’m just saying,” she interrupted, smirking now. “You’re acting real weird over a ‘mutual friend.’”
His phone buzzed one more time.
You: Are we about to get caught?
He sighed, already feeling a headache coming on.
M: Probably.
---
You didn’t mean to break. You really didn’t. But Hailie was staring at you with that look—the one she used when she knew someone was full of shit. And you were. So full of shit.
It was only a matter of time before she cracked you open like a damn walnut.
So you did the only thing you could. You exhaled sharply, set down your drink, and muttered, “Okay, fine. You wanna know the truth?”
Hailie’s eyebrows shot up. Marshall, who had just entered the room, froze mid-step. “Y/N—” he started, warning in his tone.
“No, she’s right,” you interrupted, shaking your head. “This is stupid. The real story? We met on Tinder.”
Dead silence.
Marshall visibly cringed, dragging a hand down his face. “Oh, for fuck’s sake—”
“A year ago,” you continued, ignoring him. “We started hooking up, then going on actual dates, and now… I guess we’re, like, dating-dating?”
Hailie’s jaw actually dropped. You didn’t blame her.
“You met my dad on Tinder?!”
Marshall groaned, rubbing his temples. “Jesus Christ.”
“We didn’t know we both knew you!” you added quickly. “We never thought to, like, cross-reference our lives because—”
“Because why the fuck would I ever think to ask if my girlfriend is friends with my daughter?” Marshall muttered, pacing now.
Hailie blinked, looking between the two of you like she was witnessing some kind of twisted social experiment. Then, to both of your shock, she burst out laughing.
Like, full-on, can’t-breathe, tears-in-her-eyes laughing.
You and Marshall just stared.
“Oh my God,” she wheezed, gripping the counter. “You two are the dumbest people I have ever met.”
Marshall scowled. “Wow. Thanks.”
“No, really.” She wiped her eyes, still laughing. “Dad, you don’t date. You literally never date. And you”—she pointed at you—“don’t do Tinder hookups! How the hell did this even happen?”
You shrugged helplessly. “Honestly? No idea.”
Hailie shook her head, grinning. “I mean, it’s weird, but… holy shit, I’m so glad I got to watch you both absolutely crumble under pressure. That was amazing.”
Marshall just groaned, finally sinking into a chair. But under the frustration, you saw something else—guilt.
And you knew why.
After a beat, he sighed and ran a hand through his hair. “Look, Hailie… I didn’t mean to lie to you.”
She softened a little, still smiling but more understanding now. “I know.”
“I just—” He sighed again. “I didn’t know how to bring it up. And by the time I thought about it, it already felt too late.”
Hailie nodded. “I get it. But, like… you know you can just tell me things, right? Especially if they involve someone I actually know?”
Marshall chuckled dryly. “Yeah. Noted.”
She shook her head again, still grinning. “I cannot wait to tell Nate and Lainey about this.”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake, no.”
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plmp0 · 1 year ago
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The Sex Love house PT1
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Summary: Welcome to the love house where a lot of stories will infold, 7 participants will have a chance to live together in the same house for a mounth while still doing their normal activities, will they find real love in this short period? Or at least this is what ur friend want u to believe.
Genre: smut (that's really it) PT 2
Warning: a very manipulative!jay, manipulative!sunghoon, manipulative!heeseung, everyone is a perv in this house, reader is clueless, shameless reader, kinda stalker reader, Siyeon (from dreamcatcher) is also part of this, this is a pure filth, explicit content.
Smut warning: hand!job, degradation, humiliation, fingering, use of toys, semi-public sex....
When ur friend invited u to participate in this variety show u had no idea u'll accept let alone to find urself in a situation where u r thorn away between all this people. -how is that even possible? How can you feel this way about that many people? But again ur heart had other words…. "what do u mean u want me to particiapte in ur dating show?" U questionned ur friend from 6 years Yeri as she said while playing it cool : please do that for me! (Fake pout) we need more female participants, we didn't find ones that will be suitable for tv!
You looked at her in disbelief "and u think i am? Yeri who are u kidding? U know more than anyone that m not the type that is comfortable around cameras." Yeri sighed but insisted non the less trying to convince u no matter what "please y/n m begging u! We want to start filming before winter comes, and i promise there is a lot of handsome men u'll not regret it." "No, m not interested." Was all u said before leaving her to take a cab. Even after a week of Yeri's begging, u always declined her offer whenever she opens her mouth, u had a lot of stuff to do, work has never been easy to deal with and plus u don't have time to even take care of urself because once u get home from work u pass out on ur bed immediately and what ? She expects u to come from work and chat with random people and try to find love? (U chuckle deep into ur thoughts) "ahhh Yeri what am i gonna do with u?". U mumble to urself ignorant that ur co-worker and ur friend Jungwon is standing behind u. Jungwon:I suppose Yeri is on something again? U let a scream startled not noticing his presence until he spoke: Omg u scared me! U said through wide eyes pouting ur lips when everyone started looking at ur direction. Jungwon laughed his dimples deep in his cheeks making ur heart warm up from how cute he looks: I can never get enough from ur dramatic ass y/n. U hit his shoulder playfuly acting offended: yaa it's not that m dramatic it's just that u keep showing up without a noise so it's normal for me to be scared!. Jungwon nodded his head pretending to buy ur words: yeah yeah whatever (he paused for a second, sitting next to u) so what was the Yeri thing that u didn't want to tell me about? (He looked at u curiousity shouting from his eyes). U droped the file u were working on leaning on ur chair: You know, Yeri and her team are starting a dating show and they had less participants than they expected so she asked me to join them , ridicilous right? Jungwon didn't let a single word out, noticing that, u turned to look at him finding him not acting sus at all, u raise ur eyebrow calling his name: Jungwon? Why aren't u saying something? Jungwon coughed looking everywhere but at you:emm-…. woah? Really? Yeri did? Isn't that a good idea? U stare at him a "wtf look" over ur face: it's ur idea isn't it. Jungwon: listen i- U cutted him short immediately: Did u think that i would say yes? Like i don't get that, don't u guys know me so well? I would never say yes to something like that?. Jungwon: but why? Like it's really fine, beside u've been single for three years don't u miss being in a relationship?. U answered annoyed: No i don't and even if i do i wouldn't do it that way. Jungwon raised his left brow: ahah? And how would u do it?. U paused to think not knowing how to answer: idk, i want it to come naturally and not force it. (U shrugg). Jungwon stood up from his seat eyes still on u: but u don't know maybe there is someone from the participants that u might know. U looked at him smiling suspeciously" ahah? Is that the case? Who would be there then? U? "( u laughed at ur own word not buying what he is saying). But what u didn't know is that something worst than ur "joke" happened in real life, getting annoyed from Yeri's consistent pleads Jungwon decided to join her , they turned ur days into nightmares making u not wanting to go out at all.
So deciding to give it a shot u said yes to Yeri more to rest ur head from her nagging than being excited to join this show. It was about time u go to the "love house" as they call it cringing at the name whenever u remember it, u kept shaking ur legs, nervous about this whole situation, regretting to say yes when the taxi u decided to take to the location had a camera right on ur face, making u uncomfortable, u started tugging on ur not so long purple dress, ur hair styled for the first time in a mounths, u wished this ride to end fastly and that they cancel this show but much to ur disapointement the taxi driver kept calling u to notify that u've arrived. Sighing nervously u paid him giving him a little thank u before getting ur luggage and closing the door, u stood out in front of the house admiring how big and luxiourious it looks, stepping upward u noticed a camera man at the gate signaling u to be fast, u scoff annoyed , opening the door while carrying ur heavy stuff looking with wide eyes at the beautiful garden in front of u ,
Arriving to the actual door u stood there confused at what to do "should i knock? Or ring the bel?" Staying there for minutes one of the directors told u frasturated to just open it, u gave him a fake smile apologizing awkwardly before opening the door and stepping inside. The fancy mirror in the entrance was so elegant and clean for u to not check urself, u adjusted ur hair and lipstick noticing how it faded and only a small tint is left behind " i just want one thing to work for me." U scoffed getting ur lipstick out and putting on another layer, before ur ears caught a faint of sounds from people talking, u furrowed ur eyebrows u thought u were the first one to arrive but it looks like it's not the case. Hearing that, u hurried leaving ur stuff in there, and following the sound until ur feet lead u to a nice decorated room, too focused on the decor u didn't notice the eyes that were on u until u finished scaning the room. You widen ur eyes looking at the two familiar faces smirking at u "what? Why are you here?" When u came here u didn't think that ur hot neightbour and one of ur clients would be in the show as well. Heeseung (ur neighbour) looked at you enjoying ur reaction upon seeing him "hey little doll." Unable to let a word out, Jay spoke before u with amusement in his tone "Was not expecting to see us here now did u?" U dropped ur bag feet barely keeping u up u started to panick ain't no way these two are here, no u r not on the same show with them!
U screemed at Yeri on top of ur head not knowing how to react after the director told u to do something and stop freezing on ur spot, u coughed a little bit awakening urself before u sat in the corner away from both of them, u gave them an awkward smile pretending like u don't know them at all. Heeseung kept the cocky smile on his face knowing exectly how hot he his and that u might have something for him by the way u kept looking at him from ur window whenever he is on ur line of sight, he has caught u multiple times staring at him from his mirror and couldn't help but admire how cute u looked trying to hide with ur curtain thinking that he wouldn't see u, but he did!. Jay on the other hand loved the way ur face turns red whenever he spoke to u in ur work meetings, ur shyness, the way u try to avoid his gaze everytime u felt his eyes on u, it just that u look so delicious for him to ignore u and not tease u. U were sitting there regretting all of ur life choices so embarassed for some reasons that it had to be these two specificly , not even one of them, but both? Woah u wouldn't survive here for sure! U can sense them tearing u appart with their eyes, u couldn't help but fan urself praying that the next contenstant enter now, and she did "Joy" as u've heard about her in the magazines, she is a very famous and beautiful model, has worked with so many known labels, u were surprised to see her in front of u fangirling inside rather than being intimidated by her presence, u scaned her outfit, a short white skirt with pleaths, with a yellow crop top that shows her cleavage, her hair was styled up in a ponytail, her makeup is done perfectly, she looked so beautiful u were drooling. Standing up to say hi, she looked ur way her smile getting bigger as she held her hand to shake urs directing her words to everyone in the room hi , nice to meet u m joy." She said to everyone in the room, the guys nodded at her introducing themselves and turned their gaze to u immediatly. Pressure, so much pressure u r feeling right now, it's almost suffocating the vibe in this room ! The silence not helping it at all. Before Joy can say something to lighten the mood the door opened and ur eyes opened wide with it , seeing sunghoon one of the people that u can't help it but feel embarrassed around giving that one situation u had with him (oh nooo ) u said to urself, it was as if this cast was selected on purpose to make fun of u. U gulped as he approached, white shirt tight on his body, tucked nicely in his pants getting his so very nice black locks away from his face, He looks…. majestic. Stopping in the middle of the room he said hi to everyone and took a seat next to you making u scream in your head, he turned ur way looking at u with a cocky grin: we met again little one. U were hopping that he doesn't remember u , that he forgot completly about ur existance, but looks like it's not the case. U see ur story with Sunghoon started in ur collage years, u were so frustrated after all ur exams and the teasing of heeseung (even when he wasn't doing anything) u head to a very far bathroom sure that almost nobody used it before closing the door and started getting off, moaning at ur pervet thoughts about heeseung not noticing that someone else was in the bathroom as well it's not until u got out of the bathrooms section and were going to the sinks to wash ur hand that u saw sunghoon standing there with shoock looking at u like u were some kind of pervet
u were ready to die at that moment, not knowing what to do ur head told u to ran away immediately and from that moment u did everything u could to avoid Sunghoon's presence, whenever u saw him heading some way u made sure to go in the opposite until u graduated and stopped seeing him. But here he is sitting so close to u, ur thighs are touching ,u were sure that by this time ur face is so red, ur hands got so sweaty from anxiety , u stopped hopping for the other contestants afraid that someone else u know is gonna enter. Joy was making sure to get rid of the awkwardness asking about your MBTI and stuff and that really helped to relieve ur stress a little bit. The next girl came, her name is "Siyeon", she was wearing a tight leather dress with high boots, her hair red and her eye makeup was so intense, out of everyone here she was definetly the most intimidating one!. She said hi sitting in ur opposit direction eyes checking u out, u couldn't help it but feel like she looks familiar "where have i seen her before?" But u couldn't remember, u felt uneasy by the way she was staring at u, somehow this room keeps getting hotter the more people come, u just wanted a breath but NO whenever u look someway ur eyes meet someone's so u just ended up looking down. The last contestant was late, the staff told you that they will come for diner and suggested to chose rooms to carry your luggage to. There was 6 rooms, 3 for the guys and 3 for the ladies. You didn't know how to choose so you just did that randomely, one of the three rooms is for 2 people. You went to the room they choose for you smiling at the cozy vibes you got from it, you closed your eyes after tossing yourself on that bed, tired already and you just started. "How am i gonna live with these people for a whole mounth ? Omg plz help me" You couldn't contain yourself from cursing Yeri and Jungwon who didn't even bother to show themselves or at least send you a text before you came her. ----> (Irey is Yeri btw)
You: U bitches i'll never forgive u! 😡 Irey:W-Whyyy??? 😶😶 You: U have the audacity to ask me why? You:Where are you? I have a lot of things to tell u! Irey:emm actually u won't see me there-…. "U furrowed ur brows at her reply, questionning wtf does she means" You :? Irey: ehem that … u know.. this is not the show we were working for. You: can u give me an understandble respond cause i don't get what you are saying. Irey: Actually one of my friends begged me to bring someone to the show, they promised to give us an interview with a very famous actor and i couldn't say no 🥺
You: Ahhhh Yeri, when i catch u Yeri ! Why would u lie to me like that u could of just told me the truth, do u know in what situation i am right now? Ffff good thing ur not here or i would of smacked that face of urs 😮‍💨. Irey: i knew u would say No, like u said it even though u thought the show is mine! So there was no way u'd say yes if i said it's for a friend. Also what situation are u talking about? 😶 You : m not telling u ! I need u to learn ur lesson first. I have to go now!.
U turned ur internet off sullking, ur head is spinning hopping that this room gets locked somehow and not oppen until 30 days passes. But as soon as u thought that, u heard a knock on ur door, curious as to who is there, u rushed only to open it in an almost shirtless heeseung only two of his bottons are closed his hair kind of messy his fucking smirk not leaving his face, u stayed there mouth open not knowing what to do, u have never once spoken to Heeseung before, he is someone u kept admiring and crushing on because u never been this close to him , and now that he is in front of u head leaning to reach ur height u can't help the aggressif heartbeat pounding in ur chest. Ahhh m doomed!
Heeseung moved some of ur hair to tack it behind ur ears, eyes on ur lips not even trying to hide that as his tongue darts on his. Heeseung whispered in ur ear making sure to awaken all of ur senses "i've been waiting to get close to u little doll." He moved away enjoying ur flustred face and the way ur eyes are fully open looking at his chest muscule. He chuckled enjoying how shameless u r not even saying a word and staring at him instead, he approached u more his index finger tracing ur neck "it looks like m not the only one who has been waiting for that ha?" Not knowing what to say u kept quiet inhaling his smell secretely ofc! Eyes closed, all of ur braincells stopped working. Heeseung has that much effect on u? U thought. He stepped out again looking at u amused he definetly didn't think u'd act this obvious in front of him, he thought u'd shake him off, try to avoid him maybe? But no, he was wrong. Nd god he loves it even more, seeing how u r acting when he hasn't even done nothing it got him aroused. Heeseung cleared his throath finally remembering why he came here "The staff are calling us to talk a little bit and have lunch, u can change and join us if u want." he said scanning ur short dress and how tight it is on ur body, fuck! He is going insane already! . U noded still affected to let a word out, he smiled at u and left. U closed the door head spining what is going on with u? U shake this feeling there was so much tension between both of you, u didn't know he'd look more handsome up this close, God, he is so ur ideal type… u've never meet someone close to ur ideal type before heeseung, so the moment he moved to ur neighborhood
the moment u saw him exit his house going god know where u couldn't help but gasp, butterflies running in ur stomache u felt an instant attraction, and from that moment u couldn't miss an opportunity to admire him, the fact that his room was in front of urs helped a lot, there was a lot of moment when he'd come home after the gym removing his shirt body all sweaty and abs defined, hair messy drinking a bottle of water, How hot can he get! Out of all the days of the week u were looking for the gym ones Heeseung always giving u a show.
Now that u r thinking about it the fact that u've never talked with each other until now is crazy, but u thanked god for that because if u did u'd be so down bad for him. Getting him out of ur head u changed into a more comfortable clothes, receiving a text that there will not be any dates out , so you can just chill and get to know each other , checking the mirror u stared at ur own reflection wearing a cute pink shorts with kitten paws and a white oversized tshirt, hair in a messy bun with some strands on ur face, u put ur lipgloss making sure that u look presentable, after 5 min of checking urself u got ur phone and headed down to the living room, almost everyone was already sitting , joy still in her previous outfit laughing with jay over something, siyeon in a black hoodie and sweatpants eating god knows what, heeseung in white top and grey sweatpants "oh god m feeling dizzy" staring at ur outfit with a side smile, Sunghoon nontheless is not here yet… u smiled awkwardly avoiding Heeseung and sitting between jay and Siyeon who is now looking at u.
Siyeon leaned to ur side "what was ur name? I didn't have a glimpse at it." You smiled at her while telling her ur name. Siyeon "Y/n! what a cute name for a cute girl like u. " She said looking at ur cute shorts with a smile U thanked her cheeks red after her comment, Joy somehow only noticing ur presence now "Ohhh Y/n u r here?" U noded as she gave u a piece of strawberry candy "here, have one." U took it u've been craving something sweet since this morning, u removed the wrapper and slid the candy between ur lips sensing 4 pair of eyes on you, u forrow not knowing at what they r staring but then Sunghoon enterend the room taking ur attention away, he changed to an outfit similar to heeseung but all in black , he noticed ur gaze bitting his lips as he sitted next to heeseung, both of them whispering between each other. Joy took this moment to talk "okayy so guys i wanted us to get to know each other better but i think it would not be great when another contestant will join us tonight so i figured out we save that for then." You nodded agreeing "yeah it's better that way." (u spoke still playing with the candy until a small drop of saliva got out) taking ur finger to catch it afraid it's gonna stain the couch u watch at siyeon catched it instead taking it to her lips, ur eyes widen at that not knowing what to do as she let out a hmm sound , u turned ur head pretending like u've not seen or heard anything as Joy started asking if we know how to cook. U answered immediately "Ohhhh m a bad cook." Laughing awkwardly afterwards, Joy smiled relating to u "so i am hahahhah" Jay leaned on the back of the couch manspreading hands carressing his forhead "m good at cooking i can help." U looked his way not expecting that he does and he met ur eyes grining "why? U thought i don't know how to?" Taken back from his sudden question to u, u answer stutering "N-no i- i just u know…." Not letting u finish ur words Jay let out a deep chuckle "i was just kidding relax."
Smiling u massage ur neck awkwardly as u bite on the candy finishing it. Ur eyes shifted to both heeseung and sunghoon who seems deep into their conversation quietely as they keep looking ur way, u looked at them confused and curious about what they r talking about and thanks for having Joy here she asked them "u guys seem like u know each other"
Heeseung smiled "Yeah Sunghoon is a very close friend of mine (he looked deep into ur eyes)hens he never hide something from me, he tells me everything. "Is he implying that he told him about me?"
Shocked u looked at Sunghoon to find him smirking at u, u started to panic no way he did right?. U felt uneasy the whole time, not beeing able to concentrate in their discussions head wandering whether heeseung knows now or not. Sensing something off Jay reached ur thigh hand hanging there while asking if something is wrong, u flinched from his touch "ohh noo no m fine just hungry."
U lied. Jay smiled softely asking siyeon for her opinion about what to prepare for lunch since they are the only two who knows how to cook. Siyeon shrugged and then asked what you r craving her eyes on the hand that is still on ur thigh clicking her tongue. After they setteled on what to do, you joined them in the kitchen wanting to help in someway. Siyeon "wanna help?" She asked getting some stuff from the fridge, you noded: "yeah just show me what to do and i'll do it." Jay's focus shifted to u after ur words smiling at how cute u look with these clothes, u look so innocent saying these words he almost wanna ruin that.
Siyeon in the other hand patted ur hair asking u to chop some vegetables for the pasta she will be making, u did that Joy helping u with them as Jay is working alone frying the steaks, ur nose picked up the delicious smell of the seasoning making ur stomache growl more from hunger, mouth watering as u stare at it. Seeing that Siyeon couldn't help but laugh at ur cuteness "omg why are u so cute, Jay u better hurry or Y/n is gonna throw u aside and have the steak for herself."
U chuckled embarrassed u can't help it when u r hungry it just shows. "btw where is Sunghoon and heeseung?" Jay asked now flipping the steak to the other side. "they are looking for a movie so we can watch it together." Joy answered washing some fruits for later U smiled upon hearing her words "Ohhh that sounds fun." Siyeon smiled at ur reaction "yeah Are u excited?." U smiled back while nodding "i didn't have the time to watch something in a while so that sounds fun." "And why is that? Is it because of work." Siyeon asked now adding more cream cheese to the pasta. U sighed u didn't have a week off for an eternity, u really need a rest "yeah" Siyeon pouted side hugging u "awww." Jay turned the heat off placing the last steak beautifully on the plate "okaay steak is ready, how is it going overthere?." Siyeon also placed the pasta on the three plates in front of her, you got some forks and napkins while joy helped Siyeon to serve the table, as you got there u found a very sus heeseung staring at his phone with his brows forrowed, u noticed that he always has this expression before he close the curtains when u were "stalking him", clearing ur throat heeseung shuts his phone helping joy as Sunghoon comes from outside holding some snacks and putting them in the kitchen for later.
Everyone took their places diving into food u cutted the steak taking a piece and savouring the tastiness of it moaning at how good it is u give a thumbs up to Jay saying with ur eyes that he did an excellent job getting a lovely smile from him u smiled back , not noticing the stares u got from ur so not quiet moan.
Heeseung tightened his fist trying to brush off this feeling and focusing on his food, head still dizzy from how fuckable u look with that cute and adorable outfit u r wearing. Sunghoon on the other hand stares at u darkly memories from the past coming back to him, he'd love that moment to repeat itself now, he'd definitely act differentely than before.
Siyeon's eyes bore into u, eyes never leaving u, taking in every expression and sound u make, she finds u sooo cute and adorable she can't even eat properly not wanting to miss a thing. Joy isn't even there lost in the food she has been starving herself for her last photoshoot that this is paradise for her. U finished eating not paying attention to anything, heeseung and sunghoon offered to wash the dishes since they didn't help in cooking earlier. They came out from the kitchen with some snacks sitting in the sofa in front of the tv before sunghoon hitted play for the movie on the screen.
U were sandwitched between heeseung and sunghoon they were so close to u, both of their bodies touching urs, u felt so hot , so weird not knowing what to do after all it's been three years since u broke with ur ex and got to ur current job, ur job being as hard as it is didn't allow u or give u the chance to meet with anyone, u haven't been this close to a guy appart from Jungwon in a while, so the fact that heeseung throw his hand at ur shoulder while eating from his bowl made u so flustered not giving ur full focus to the movie playing, hands shaking u opened ur hair tie allowing ur hair to breathe a little while tying it again, ur shampoo smell was everywhere now making sunghoon inhale it while placing a hand on ur thigh pretending like it's nothing big U gasp a little bit looking at him staring at the tv, u bit ur lips feeling hot all of a sudden, heeseung took some chocolate from the table offering it to u, u took it smiling at him with a very quiet thank u. The movie kept going on, it was a romance movie you weren't a big fan of romance so u were so bored, u took ur phone from ur pocket opening instagram to the picture of heeseung u checked out this morning
flustered u clicked exit multiple times locking the phone and putting back on ur pocket u couldn't even look at heeseung side but u r so sure that he saw it giving the little breathy chuckle he gave after the "pathetic" word he mumbeled making ur cheeks as red as tomatoes, u sighed seriously when will this day end?. Sunghoon on the other side moved his hand a little to high, pretending to take some chips from heeseung's bowl ignoring the way u jolted at his touch as he grins, he kept doing that taking u by surprise everytime he does it, you were starting to get so hot after what they are doing heeseung throwing some groans and sighs so close to ur ears whenever he eats something, plus sunghoon's touches.
Heeseung asked u if he could call his phone because he doesn't know where he left it, confused as to why he asked u specificly when sunghoon was just here playing with his but u gave it to him forgetting that u already has his number after stalking him on social media just to see some of his stories that he just shared in his number, Heeseung wanted to make sure if the unknown number he keeps seing is really urs curious as to how far u went, and yeah he was sure the moment he composed four of his phone number on ur screen and he saw his name on it, he smiled more amused than creeped, he could of embarrass u here and expose u but it would be more fun if it's only u two, so he earesed the numbers and give u ur phone back saying that he just remembered where he put it and u didn't think that much about it until u saw a scene in the movie where the female lead was calling one of her friends and then it clicked to u, u gasped quietely eyes looking at heeseung trying to read his face "did he saw his number?".
But heeseung didn't say anything appart from raising his brow in question and saying "what?". Joy insisted to watch another movie too bored to do anything, siyeon on the other hand excused herself going to sleep, u didn't want to leave Joy here alone with the guys in case she'd feel uncomfortable so u just stayed: noo this movie needs darkness can we close the curtains Jay?. Jay noded closing the curtains and going back to sleep in the other end of the couch. U adjusted the way u r sitting lying into the couch u kicked sunghoons leg by mistake saying "sorry" as he didn't even bother to answer u, too focused on his phone it got u curious but as soon as u peeked there u regretted ur decision, "is he watching porn here? Wtf?" Ur eyes got wide face red so surprised at his action, u reached for the water drinking a bunch and going back to ur place , after a while heeseung asked sunghoon about what he was watching making ur face go red again, thinking that he would say something as "nothing important" or whatever but instead he showed him, his phone right into ur sight shocked u look at him but again he is not even paying attention to ur existance both of them acting as u r not between them right now, discussing how eager the woman in the video is, how they'd ruin her and give her exactly what she needs, u felt so aroused there, u know u shouldn't but ain't no way u wont with how much teasing both of them were giving u before and now that they are doing this u need to run from here but the thing is that u couldn't, u were locked between them, body stuck there, u couldn't even move, as the guy in the video slapped his dick on the woman's face heeseung chuckled deeply "look at how small her face looks next to his cock how would it look next to mine, i bet her face would disappear" hearing his words u let out a small whimper, u've always fantasied about heeseung, how he'd look while being pleasured, how big his cock would be, how would he fuck, and now that he is here claiming that he has a huge cock u can't help it but whimper shifting on ur seat uncomfortably, pussy itching.. Heeseung felt his cock twitch inside his pants from the sound u let out, containing his groan, he loved that face u had after listening to his words. Sunghoon smirked at u knowing exactly how shameless u can be, and how easy it was to make u horny, he in fact didn't caught u that time alone, it was actually u who caughted him for the first time, he used that bathroom a lot and everytime he does he knows that u'd be there getting off on something stupid.
So now he isn't even surprised, seing how ur thighs keep rubbing together, he kept playing the video throwing some comments here and there making it hard for u to not let out a sound, for a moment u forgot that u r on a variety show, thanks god that they still hasn't installed the cameras in this room or u'd be gone. U throw a look at Joy sighing in relieve when u saw how her eyes are so into the movie, Jay as well is long gone sleeping. This whole situation that u r into now is insane to u, it is one of ur very long fantasies and the fact that they are ignoring ur presence is driving u more insane. Clicking on anothor video of a woman dressed up as a kitten with her collar on kneeling before as what seems her master heeseung sighed "so he is into that?" U thought very interested as to what is gonna happen shame long gone u watched with curious eyes as he pulled on her leash guiding her to his cock before ordering her to open her mouth, pulling her hair harshely and started fucking her mouth, not caring about how she is gagging on his side, eyes watering as her face became so red, ur mouth opened in an o as u watch him use her as he want u gulp loudly at that, both heeseung and sunghoon looking ur way focusing now on ur face rather than the video, eyes dark and sharp, drinking ur expressions, sunghoon dragged his hand again on ur thigh making u leave a small moan, bitting his lower lip agressively ohhh how he wished to take u here in front of everyone hearing u moan again and again as he used u, especially after u put ur hand on his wrist digging ur nails on his flech, hips shamelessly grinding forward, he groaned deeply his cock twitching so hard, seeing this heeseung couldn't help it but to pat his cock on top of his pants hiding his action with the large pillow he has on his lap. U couldn't contain urself after sunghoon touched u, it was as if you reached ur limit u didn't know what to do ur hand guiding sunghoon's hand upward he hissed after sensing ur wetness on top of ur shorts he cursed deeply "so fucking wet, ur gonna ruin the couch" u moan ashamed but not much as u grind on his hand eyes shutting brain washed and clear nothing running there but for u to release ur stress, heeseung leaned in ur ear whispering quitely"looks at u now, getting off on sunghoon's hand in front of everyone, pretending to be innocent all the time while in reality ur just a horny eager little thing" he licked ur earlobe taking ur hand to palm his crotch, u moan sensing how hard and big he is he chuckled "what? Liked that? Do u think u can take it" u just moaned occupied with sunghoon's hand that pressed hard on ur clit and then disappeared, whining u open ur eyes barely managing to not shut them, sunghoon's fingers digged in ur thighs harshely "when someone ask u a question u have to answer little one or u wont get what u want" u pout hand still working on heeseung as u look at him almost crying u were so close u barely managed to get these words out "i can take everything, so please touch me". Sunghoon patted ur cheek in a menacing way before he whispered "that's more like it slut" U moaned at the degrading name taking his hand again and placing it inside ur shorts u almost screamed when his cold fingers pressed on ur clit hand moving in a fast circular motion making ur toes curl, everything about sunghoon's touch is harsh he took one of ur breasts kneeding it roughly u were afraid it gonna burst in his hand, heeseung took the other one circling ur nipple until it became hard and he tugged on it pinching it u almost let out a scream if it wasn't for his other hand that covered ur mouth hard, u felt like u were in heaven touched and gropped this way was something u always craved
ur eyes opened a little meeting Jay's that is on the other end watching u while mouthing quietly to not let Joy notice "so sluty" "very pathetic" he clenched his jaw regreting sitting that far but enjoying the show nontheless, u look so hot like that sweating hand pressed on ur lips covering any sound breasts gropped ahhh how soft and squechy they'd feel around his hands, ur hand palming heeseung's crotch skilfully nails pretty and beautiful just to be ruined by cum, you look so fucked out now shaking in sunghoon's hand eyes rolling back trying to remove his hand from how sensitive u are but he is too strong for u to do that, he kept moving his hand until u let out a tear chuckling deeply at ur state as heeseung freed his cock from his pants and started moving ur hand faster groaning right in ur ears so close to his release he had to let go of ur lips to bit his hand and supress any sound, not long after, u felt ur hand getting sticky moaning at this feeling u miss it so much, heeseung kept going until he emptied his balls, satisfied to see ur hand full of his cum, if only u were alone here he'd make sure u don't waste a drop of it, sunghoon guided his fingers full of ur slick into ur mouth making u suck on them "that's right make them clean whore" u moaned on his fingers driving him insane as he pushed his fingers deeper in your throat u almost gagged but held it, not wanting to make Joy who has seen everything through the screen's reflection notice, with a pop sunghoon removed his fingers letting go of ur breast as heeseung did the same, standing and leaving u there like a mess looking at jay shamefully as he shrugged his head disapointed.
U excused urself running to ur room face as red as a tomato u washed ur hand moaning after seeing how full of cum it is, u can't help it but wish that they follow u to ur room to finish what they were doing not satisfied fully by what they gave u, pussy still clenching around nothing, u sighed flustrated. Changing ur clothes u went to ur bed thinking about what just happened the fact that Jay saw u is turning u on more than it should, after minutes of thinking u find urself sleeping so tired from today's event. U woke up to a text notification, telling u that u'll be headed to a restaurant to meet the last contestant. U smiled excited to eat outside properly, picking a tight black dress with a golden chain on the collar, wearing ur favourite heels and applying a red lipstick, satisfied with ur look u wore some parfum going to ur bed to pick ur bag before u hear a knock again. Gulping and adjusting ur dress u opened the door just to find urself thrown to the wall hand tightly wrapped around ur lips, u widen ur eyes taking a back fromhow fast that happened just to see Jay looking at u darkely, jaw clenched as he come closer whispering with his other hand lifting ur dress and reaching inside ur panties hissing as u feel a weird object enter u "U really thought i'd act like nothing happened ha?" He rubbed the toy on ur folds making u moan quietly, "u see i couldn't bear the fact that i was left out " he continue rubbing on ur folds only faster this time making u squirm over his hand, he chuckled deeply "so i figured out i should teach u a lesson" he leaned on ur ears whispering "u r gonna have this inside u all the time at the diner" he licked ur earlobe "u better act well or it'd be so embarrasing" u moaned at the thought, he leaned back scanny ur fucked out state hips following his hand mouvement eyes rolled back this is all too much for u he pressed harder on ur lips "m really so disapointed on u, how could u leave ur client out?" He removed his hand from ur panties only when u were about to come leaving u whining and positioned it on ur left hip "but again i didn't know u'd be so perveted letting two men use u in front of everyone" u whimper from humiliation gasping when his knee got between ur thighs pressing directly on ur core "i'll tease u a lot tonight" he grinded his knee on ur core making ur knees feel like jelly if it wasn't for the hold he has on ur hip u'd be on the floor now "i'll make sure u come to my room tonight crying and begging me to fuck u"
No cause Jay here is gonna be 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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The Great Wave - Chapter 18 Review
‼️SPOILERS FOR THE CHAPTER‼️
This might just be Volume 2's longest chapter of them all.
I love how Luis's magic works here. Joris is bringing Amalia and Yugo into an abyss but Luis just magically summons stairs out of nowhere for them.
I love the ingenuity behind it ✨️
But I feel like the creativity only begins here.
Because my god I knew Luis was a big house but I didn't think that he would be able to hide A FREAKING ZAAP PORTAL!!
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So you're basically saying that Luis is a storage room and needed an extension? Got it, pookie bear 💕💕
Bro wastes no time to say anything and just jumps into the portal. I thought he was just gonna fetch something for them at first 😭😭
Damn I knew that Yugo's eyebags were obvious before, but we can clearly see it from this angle and the next. Dude, that poison really screwed you up, and you're STILL living from the side effects right after drinking the remedy...Based.
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UH- EXCUSE ME I DIDN'T CATCH THAT WHAT!?
BRO'S CALLING HER HIS QUEEN OMG THIS IS REAL, HE'S SO SMITTEN BY HER PLEASE ‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭😭💖💖😭💖😭💖😭💖💖😭💖😭💖😭😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖 MY HEART ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
SKAKDKSLSLSOXJJCJDIDKDKL
LOOK AT THEM HOLDING HANDS!!!
If I had a nickel for every time these two held hands before jumping into a portal, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Also, can we please just address the fact that Yugo's hood in this angle looks a lot like one of his female eliotrope children by the name of Desperia, who appears in Oropo's special episode? She has an eagle (or just bird) theme about herself, and the top of her head looks a lot like how Yugo's cloak looks in that shot.
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I know it's not the same at all, but this angle and panel really makes Yugo look like he's wearing something along the lines of what she'd wear.
And I like to think that this was an added detail for that very specific reason. Desperia is a part of who Yugo is, so of course they'd both share some kind of style lol
Anyways, as soon as they follow Joris through the zaap portal, they were met with this....
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Wtf is this....
How is it so big????? How much was Luis not capable of storing??? Cuz I almost thought I was looking at a town because of how illuminating it looked. It's so nice and cute but seriously where are they???
Is this like an archive in the underground??? Cuz it sure looks like it. But I bet we're never going to get an answer to that since the location was technically confidential. All we know, however, is that it is in fact in a place since they had to use the zaap portal. So they're somewhere in the World of Twelve either underground or in some kind of abandoned mine due to how dark it looks like since the place is using lights.
And to think that most of these books are shushus too... Who the hell managed to capture them?? JORIS???? Yeah, that seems to check out lol
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First of all, can I please just say that I LOVE how despite Amalia is now the Sadida Queen, Joris still calls her by her first name? It just goes to show how much of a friend he sees in her. It's not even because he had met her when she was a kid, or else the guy would've called other young royals, like Armand, by their first names and yet we've never seen that happen. Like ever.
It's such a nice detail and I'm here for it 🩷
Second of all, Joris worked his ASS off to just try to get whatever he can find about the world and gain as much information as he can just to turn this place into some archive library. This guy is freaking 500 years old and it shows. Dear god this place looks awesome but it's still freaky as all hell when you think about how much he tried to find some of the world's lore and ancient manuscripts...The guy must've been working day in and day out like a maniac at some point while Kerubim and Atcham kept dying and coming back.
Dealing with a bag of trauma while trying to defend the world makes archiving manuscripts and scriptures a fun hobby 💀💀
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IDOSLDKFKLDDIOFOSWOEPEGUYS SHUT UP THEY'RE BONDING ‼️‼️‼️‼️💖💖💖💖
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Tf u mean this is "just" the library.
Just how much was Luis unable to take?
I'm in love with how these are just small precious moments about these two dumbasses who kept following Joris around 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Just Amalia shrieking her head off as Yugo tries to help her with clear worry for her because Joris's ass didn't bother cleaning up a bit ❤️❤️❤️
Even when he was a kid, he and Kerubim always sucked at cleaning.
Looks like they're gonna need another maid.
HAHAHA!!!
...haha.
....
I miss Simone.
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Yugo and Amalia trying to avoid some sentient manuscripts while Joris is just chilling.
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I know where this is going....
Amalia's gonna want to be last.
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I KNEW IT!! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!
YUGO ISN'T EVEN SHOCKED, HE WAS JUST LIKE "Here we go again".
Like @geekgirles said: "They're married, but they're so married."
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I keep forgetting how tiny Joris actually is, omg he's so small he can literally fit into any hole and doesn't have to duck or crawl in all fours 💕💕💕 PLEASE HE CLEARLY MADE THAT HOLE WITH JUST HIS SIZE IN MIND, I BET EVEN KERUBIM AND ATCHAM HAD TO CRAWL 😭😭😭
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Gurl...What are you staring at.
WTF AM I LOOKING AT⁉️⁉️⁉️
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DID SHE JUST GROPE HIM!???!!?? IN FRONT OF JORIS!?!?!?!?
I literally had to cover my mouth for this cuz I was seeing this shit at midnight while everyone was asleep and I didn't wanna squeal too loudly.
PLEASE, SHE JUST SQUEEZED HIS ASS CHEEKS FOR NO REASON WTF 😭😭😭
My god she's such a pervert she literally can't get her hands off of him! Even when they're in situations where there is no tension, she can literally find any reason to grab him.
But then again, what DOES make us think she groped him? hehehehe honestly she's such a girlie for that ❤️❤️❤️ like what if she played with his ass?? His reaction was so sudden, there was no way he had flinched that hard just from feeling her hand on his butt. Like...my girl might have done something else, but who am I to say lol maybe all she did was just grope him and he jumped from the sudden touch 👀👀👀. This just makes me wonder if she'd be the type to peg him tho-
Also *cough* *cough* Amalia is a major hypocrite.
If she WILLINGLY touches Yugo's ass, she gets too giddy and horny for finding an opportunity to do it. But when Yugo ACCIDENTALLY touches Amalia's ass, she gets pissed from the aUdAcItY that she had been caught off guard.
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Judging by this, we can tell Amalia loves being the top and I bet that she would rather let people spread mushroom feet rumors about her than admit she could be a bottom lol
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We can already notice some details and easter eggs in this panel alone.
If we look at the right, we already see a framed picture of Grougalorasalar's full dragon form.
Right next to the framed picture, there's a golden trophy of what looks to be Khan Karkass. This was probably one of his achievements that Joris managed to have gotten his hands on before it got lost to time.
On the desk, we can see another frame picture, a drawing (from the Dofus movie) which had been made by Joris when he was a kid which depicted his what his parents would have looked like before he knew about his real ones.
We see a certificate or a diploma of some sort on the lower left. Though this might have just been some sort of achievement made by either Joris or someone else entirely.
There is also a hatched egg right next to the table for some reason.
Finally, on the higher left side of the panel, we see a portrait of some woman. I'm not personally sure who she is, but from the looks of her clothes, I'm assuming she might have been a past ruler of some kind. She really strikes me as odd because I've never seen her before. If some people might have recognized her from somewhere, do tell. If not, then I hope that the next chapter reveals to us who she might have been. She really looks like the anomaly in this panel for having no explanation of familiarity around it...
But a funny small theory thatbbegan circling around is that people think she could have been Joris's lover lol
As you've already guessed, yeah. There were mixed feelings about it 😂😂
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YUGO'S STILL ANNOYED FROM THE ASS GRABBING LOL
BOY YOU'RE THE ONE WEARING A SPANDEX SUIT 😭😭😭
Anyways, Joris is explaining to Yugo and Amalia the reason behind his age and his looks, and how it all linked to Grougalorasalar.
To us, it had been obvious that it was because of the black dragon, since us intellectual and artistic people have watched the Dofus movie and understood its value and the level of depth and knowledge that it poured onto us 😌😌
But if you haven't watched it then...
Go watch it.
You smartass.
But in all seriousness, hearing his explanation about his origins and his situation, is a nice summary to give to the ones who haven't watched the movie/don't want to see it/or just don't have the time (or means) to.
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Joris explaining his parents' infos, meeting, love, and demise all in one day to Yugo and Amalia but not revealing their names 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
My guy, all you have to do was sprinkle Julith's name and-
Ah wait nevermind Yugo and Amalia have never been told what her name was. Grougalorasalar just called her "his guardian" in front of them. Not to mention that Joris doesn't seem to have a single picture of her in this small room.
Well this is gonna be awkward when they'll all realize they knew the same woman...
WAIT WTF AM I TALKING ABOUT!?!?
JORIS MENTIONED IN HIS LITTLE EXPLANATION THAT SHE WAS THE GUARDIAN OF THE EBEN DOFUS. If these two just connected the dots, they would both figure out that the woman he's talking about was the same one that was standing next to Grougalorasalar since he had called her his guardian.
They should be able to know that Joris has a connection to her.
So if that's the case....why are they not telling him that this chick is actually alive again??
They look sad or more empathic than anything else. Are they waiting for a good opportunity to reveal it? Or did they still not piece the clues together?? OR ARE THEY JUST NOT TELLING HIM CUZ THEY DON'T WANT TO?!!??
I better hope it's not the latter and that they are just waiting for a good time to properly reveal the news.
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*cough* Oropo *cough* Brotherhood *cough* demigods *cough*
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Joris takes a silent moment for himself after revealing all of this to Yugo and Amalia.
Let us all take a silent stance for him as well.
Just give him a minute.
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Joris sucks it up before he then adds that Grougalorasalar is a sexy daddy with scales an annoying body roommate who keeps causing shit to everyone for shits and giggles.
I find it very helpful that Joris just mildly mentions that the primordial dragons are able to resurrect back after they die, kinda like how the six primordial eliatropes and dragons are able to do. It's subtle, yet nice to know because it confirms to the unsure fans that the primordial dragons of the World of Twelve can in fact die and come back.
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no-phrogs-in-hats · 4 months ago
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Agatha x reader imagine:
Being a part of the Avengers
A/N: Not my usual writing, but I can't get the idea of Agatha being an Avenger out of my head
Also slight rio x reader too
No one is dead after the Blip is reversed, except Vision for the sake of the plot. Also much more tightly knit. Loki is also included in the bunch
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You were born in the late 1800s as a witch
Ended up in a relationship with Agatha and Rio
Despite Rio leaving, you stayed with Agatha and helped her get the Darkhold. In the process, she ended up sacrificing you after having to choose between you and the Darkhold. After that, you left, and never saw her again.
When Wanda comes back to the tower after the Hex and you ask her wtf happened she explains (not much tho lets bfr here)
When she brings up "some witch named Agatha" you immediately have that oh shit feeling
You ignore it for a while and continue on with normal Avengers shenanigans until a few years later when Rio tracks you down and tells you that Agatha is "awake"
You try to ignore it, but in the end, you drive to NJ to check on her and are there just in time to find the whole coven (minus Sharon) in Agatha's living room
You can see the shock in her face, but she turns around quickly with, "There she is! Our green witch!" (you're not a green witch)
You know damn well the Road isn't real, but still, you play along.
Rio ends up involved after you confess you're not a green witch and instead are an Avenger who is here for, as you claim, "the yearly check of Westview after the Hex"
After the fourth trial the coven has you tell stories about being an Avenger.
After a few stories, you get up and go to check on Teen. Agatha's still sitting with him and you sit beside her.
"So, an Avenger? I knew you were all goody-goody, but this is a bit much for you--the whole defender of the innocent."
"I'm not a "defender of the innocent"," you smile. "I just figured, I had these powers that I had no clue what to do with, so why not use them for good?"
You immediately feel terrible for saying it. "That wasn't a jab at you--"
"I know."
Agatha gets up and leaves, you stay with Teen and sits up only a minute later, asking about the Avengers and asks if Wanda is still alive. When you say yes and ask why, he seems to freeze, only saying, "Nothing, just curious."
You humor him with some stories from Avengers Tower before letting him rest some more.
Now that the Road is real, you're terrified for what your trial might be.
Agatha's trial, instead of being about her mother, is about you. She has to choose between you and power--she chooses you this time.
Everyone's trials passes and the final trial arrives. Rio disappeared after Agatha's trial, and Lilia, Billy, Jen, and Alice have all escaped.
Your trial happens in the final one and it's a test of your trust for Agatha. She's in danger and the only way she can be saved is by using magic--magic she doesn't have.
You have the biggest decision of your life to make
And you look at her and say “Don’t take it all, Agatha, please.”
When the Road is completed, you manage to convince Rio to leave Billy alone
You and Billy help Agatha clean up the house before heading back to NYC
When you get back you’re berated by Tony for missing a meeting
You’re exhausted and instead of fighting back you just take it
After cleaning yourself up, Wanda comes to check up on you and you tell her where you’ve been
“The Witches’ Road? I thought that was just a myth.”
“Well, it’s not.”
Then you tell her you walked it with Agatha
“Why were you even over there???”
Then you explain even more and she’s flabbergasted
The following week you go back to Westview and check up on Agatha and that leads to…some reconciliation
“What if you came back with me? To the headquarters.”
“And became an Avenger?” She snorts. “Oh please. There’s no chance in hell. Me, an Avenger.”
You keep trying for weeks and she’s slowly getting there—mostly because you haven’t mentioned Wanda.
But then you bring the idea up with Wanda
“Are you serious??? She tried to kill me!”
“Who hasn’t tried to kill you, Wanda??”
And finally, the only thing that makes her cave is “Billy is alive. We know where he is and she’s helping him find Tommy.”
She gets angry at first that you didn’t tell her and it takes a couple days of coldness between you two (and theories of what happened whispered between the other Avengers) before the two of you talk again.
She says that she wants to see him and that she’s willing to work with Agatha
The you bring the idea up at headquarters.
The main question is “Who’s Agatha Harkness”
“She’s just a friend” you answer “but she’s incredibly powerful and I think she’d be a very valuable member of our team”
And Wanda scoffs “oh she’s more than just a friend to you.”
And then the teasing comes and Steve starts making kissy faces and Tony says “oh good maybe you’ll finally stop being miserable”
They agree to at least meet her and now you feel sick
The day Agatha meets the other Avengers will always be engraved in your memory
It’s the equivalent of having your partner over to meet your family and have dinner
Peter instantly likes her but is very intimidated
Nat is suspicious of her
Steve is wary but still polite
Bucky isn’t really participating in any of it
Bruce is overcompensating the politeness for Nat
Thor is a little standoffish but warms up to her, saying to you, “she reminds me of Loki almost”
And speaking of Loki, they’re getting along mostly okay
Tony hasn’t said much, but he’s been observing from afar with Stephen
Clint is nowhere to be found (probably hiding in the vents)
And then Wanda joins the fun.
You didn’t mention to Agatha that Wanda would be there and she’s pissed
You take her to your room to cool off
“Why the hell didn’t you tell me she’d be here?”
“Because I knew you wouldn’t come if I told you!”
“She stole my powers and put me under a spell that completely wiped the past three years from my memory!”
And when she puts it that way, yeah okay.
“She wants to see Billy, and help us find Tommy.”
When you don’t get a response you apologize and she seems to calm down a bit before sitting on the bed and laying down with a big huff
“Those people are crazy. I have no idea how you live with them.”
You smile and lay down beside her, taking her hand, “I don’t even know sometimes.”
You both lay there for a bit in silence before Agatha speaks up, “That boy, Peter. He reminds me almost of Nicki. I like him.”
You turn your head and look at her. “That makes me so happy to hear, Agatha.”
She turns to meet your eyes and smiles softly, squeezing your hand and sighing. “Wanda is Billy’s mother. I know I don’t…care for her…but she has a right to see him. And a right to help find tommy.”
“We should really go back downstairs or they will assume we’re having sex.”
“Well if they’re gonna assume, we might as well do it, right?”
But you don’t give in—not yet at least. You drag her back downstairs.
And sure enough you get downstairs after dinner is served and the words “Oh you two are finally down! Had enough fun making out with each other?” are thrown at you
But you smile and roll your eyes before sitting down because you know, with their teasing, that they’ve accepted Agatha, even if they weren’t sure about her.
When you drop her back off at home in NJ, you kiss her goodnight.
Before you go she tells you that if they want her to join, she would—as long as Señor Scratchy can come.
When you ask her why, she says, "Well, I have powers again, and I have no clue what to use them for. So, why not put them to good use?"
About a week later Tony pulls you aside
“I don’t know how you could ever be in a relationship with that woman.”
“What the hell is this about?”
“Listen, I don’t agree with her on much, but…I did some research on her, and I talked to everyone else, and they all said yes—in fact, Peter gave a very enthusiastic response. So, if she’d like to…Agatha can come live here and be a part of the team.”
It was like you were just given the blessing to marry her.
When Billy found out Agatha was now an Avenger (on top of being his mentor) he was ecstatic
And then she told him Wanda wants to see him
And he was less excited
But in the end, he does see her and she explains everything
Wanda’s hesitant at first because of how different he looks, but a mother knows her child in any form and that is her child—especially after seeing his powers
The first few months of Agatha’s time as an Avenger is spent helping Wanda and Billy find Tommy, until the two of you decide to let them have some mother-son bonding time and go back to headquarters
Agatha, of course, gets on Tony’s nerves and her comebacks always make Peter hold back a laugh
Agatha is NOT a morning person, so that first week of training for her is a living hell (for all of you)
Peter always wants to spend time with Señor Scratchy and even keeps treats in his backpack for when he comes over right after school
Agatha, though she doesn’t say it out loud, is very proud of Billy when Wanda finally brings him by headquarters
A prank war breaks out and Agatha and Loki end up on the same team (it does not go down well. Prank wars are now banned and one of the tower floors is now under reconstruction)
Peter and Billy teaching Agatha video games and she gets pissed because she doesn’t know what buttons to push and when they tell her, she insists she is (she isn’t)
Them playing Minecraft with her and she doesn’t understand how to do anything
Also them teaching her how to use social media
Agatha and Wanda very slowly becoming civil and cooking dinner one night for Billy and Peter (bonus: Wanda teaching Billy how to cook traditional Sokovian dishes)
You two have been caught sneaking off multiple times from training after Agatha gives you a quiet compliment on how well your workout clothes fit you and that “you’d get more exercise in our room”
Huge Avengers Halloween party and you go as a couples costume (Agatha reluctantly agrees, saying that she thinks couples costumes are tacky)
She’s tries pop tarts for the first time (spoiler alert, she doesn’t like them)
Tony starts to warm up to her but Stephen is still very wary of her and doesn’t like how snarky she is
Agatha has trouble sleeping so sometimes she’ll go with Peter on night patrols (and he gets super excited)
Steve invites her to play board games with him, Sam, and Bucky. She absolutely demolishes them at Monopoly and Bucky gets pissed so now Monopoly is no longer allowed.
Of course, movie nights are a must and Agatha and Tony get into a heated argument because he won’t stop talking
Sometimes Agatha will use her magic to put magnets on Bucky’s arms from across the room and when he asks who did it she’ll always deny it was her
Having a tea party with Morgan and then later in bed that night Agatha tells you that she always wanted a daughter.
And occasionally you, Agatha, Jen, Lilia, and Alice will all get together and they’ll ask Agatha about being an Avenger
Usually she’ll brush it off and be nonchalant, but you know how she feels
Because even when Peter Parker is talking her ear off about school, or Bruce has her go to Taco Bell with him when she doesn’t want to, or Tony is being a pain in the ass and she and Wanda are bickering, she finally has a family.
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mikatogo · 9 days ago
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I can't believe you would do this to gooses everywhere lmao whenever i see that word now i SNARL AND HISS. but this is just to say you're a great writer 🫶🏼
if you're still doing drabbles, what about ranson successfully escaping and benson somehow ending up as a fireman? like maybe he helped in an emergency once and they go 'hey you should volunteer' and randy convinces him and he ends up as part of the crew. Comes home covered in sweat and soot 😍
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THANK YOU 😭😭 I was lowkey worried how people would react but everyone seemed to like the... event? Wtf do you call it. Whatever, but YAY!!! #GooseHate
Your mind, lowkey omg...
Benson and Randy have temporarily settled down at the edge of a small forest, near a little ass town that nobody knows the name of. The inhabitants know of their presence, Randy went out of his way to introduce himself to a few of them just to keep options open.
"What fuckin' options?" Benson scoffs but Randy just shrugs, sitting close next to him on a bench. He wasn't ready to admit that he thinks they should stay there a little longer. Maybe forever. So he makes nice with people to find them potential jobs—babysittig, Benson using his mechanical skills. But he isn't really ready to let the other leave his field of vision, so he doesn't say anything.
After two months they start running low on money. Benson doesn't tell Randy but he knows. Of course, he knows. He lies awake at night, tracing stars into Benson's skin and thinks about them losing all their fucking money. Thinks that there is only so much they can do and how tired he is of stealing, of robbing, of Benson being in danger.
One day, they're out for chores. Groceries, taking Benson on a walk because he gets antsy staying inside all day. They split for just a moment; Benson goes to the liquor store, Randy walks up the street to the tiny, tiny bookstore that he has come to love.
A fire lit up the house of the woman that always talks to Randy, to the kid that always clings to the other's leg to hide from Benson behind the very person that belongs to him. The mother cries outside the house, held back by two other women. He doesn't know why but he rushes up to them, babbling and tears and spit and he's inside the house looking for a fucking kid that he doesn't even know the name of.
She's not far away, just past the doorway and down some way in the living room. She's small, fragile and easy to pick up. He carries her out, right into the arms of the firefighters that finally fucking arrived. They take her from him, and Benson just watches. The mother is on him in a moment, hugging him, thanking him over and over and before he can tense up and explode from the intrusion Randy is there, pulling at his shoulder to turn him around.
Randy's eyes are big and round, asking what happened and Benson can just wave in the direction of the girl and her mother. Randy hugs him and he relaxes under the hands he knows.
"You idiot! You could've gotten hurt." says Randy but there's no real bite in his voice.
"Nobody was there to help her." mumbled Benson and he feels strangely empty.
"You were." Randy pats his back like you'd do an upset toddler and Benson doesn't know what that's supposed to mean. They pull away, Randy rubbing the sleeve of his jacket over Benson's dirty face, pull further away when someone starts talking to them, one of the firemen. The fire is under control, almost completely put out. They shake hands, Benson just kind of dazed. They kind of circle the two of them, telling him he did a good job, that the station is understaffed since they're such a small town, that they would totally take him up if he volunteered since he seems absolutely capable. Benson waves it off but Randy tells them they'd think about it, come back to it later.
They get into a fight about it at home, of course. Randy wants him to do it and Benson would rather die. Benson yells like he does while Randy throws words too well aimed in a tone that always, always, hurts the other. He leaves, Randy just stands in the middle of the room before deflating. Slamming doors and heavy silence the entire evening. Randy sits in front of the TV, watching a documentary when Benson comes slinking back inside. He takes off his jacket, his shoes, pads over and sits down next to Randy. He reaches and, because Randy is weak and too soft on him, he lets himself get pulled into Benson's lap—legs getting moved over one of Benson's, his shoulders settled right under his arm. The side of Benson's face against Randy's head.
"You'll be by yourself then. Ya know that I don't like not seein' ya." says Benson and Randy can hear the apology in it.
"You got out of here pretty quickly for not like it." Randy didn't often allow himself to bitch but the closer they were the easier it felt to let it slip.
"Yeah, well, you pissed me off." Benson pats his hair.
They don't really talk about it again but the next day Randy is out of the house and down the street to the town. He gets himself two jobs as a babysitter, a part time job in the little bookshop. Benson is mad, doesn't talk to him for two days. But Randy works, stays away from home until Benson is desperate for him to be there when he is. So he goes to the damn fire station and volunteers, gets taken up almost immediately even though he doesn't pass the speed test and half of the sport test. He's old, tell him he'll get there. They're kind to him and he hates it.
He comes home all grim and exhausted but Randy almost jumps in the air when he tells him about it and maybe it's worth it for the smile and kisses he gets. Maybe it's worth it for that happiness radiating off of Randy and maybe it's worth it when the other lets him do whatever he wants as a treat. He leaves as many marks as he's able.
Randy drops the babysitter job, only does part time in the bookshop and takes care of things around home. The small garden that Benson used to scoff at but has come to like in secret that wasn't really a secret at all. He fixes the lights and stove by himself, finally builds that bookshelf that Benson is always too lazy to do for him.
Benson comes home to him and Randy's heart flutters every single time. He can't help but loiter about by the door until he finally hears the crunch of his boots and he's too desperate to feel embarrassed when throws himself at him as soon as the door opens. Benson pretends to be annoyed but he's kissing Randy's mouth open and nosing along his jawline, enjoying the way that the other bends around him. It's cliche, it's so cliche, but they both feel the strain that time apart inflicts on them. Some days Randy cries just because Benson is gone and when the other comes home to his red eyed boy he scoffs and asks "are ya on your fuckin' period?" but makes sure to take especially good care of him.
Some days Benson comes home dirty, sweaty and Randy can't get enough. He follows him around, sticks his nose into his neck and doesn't even bother to hide how he breathes him in. Benson can't help but take him then, smearing his dirty hands across his pretty skin and roughing him up. Randy has barely ever felt better. He is so devastatingly desperate that Benson lets himself be pushed down onto the bed, knowing that Randy will whine about the sheets afterwards. Lets the other climb into his lap and kiss him until he can barely breathe before he takes over and gives him whatever he asks for.
He doesn't know, though, that Benson never showers at the station because he wants to get home to him as quickly as possible.
And maybe the other doesn't need to know that the guys at the station tease Benson about him. That they call him his little wife, that he has a polaroid of Randy sleeping stuck in his locker and another one in the pocket of his jacket. That he shows off new ones to the guys like prized possessions because he knows that Randy is so far removed from them that it doesn't matter, that he will only ever belong to him. Maybe it's Benson's little secret that the others bother him about marriage because he is the only one unmarried, that they would throw them an unofficial one—fuck the fucking state and their laws. That, on slow days, they dream up the wedding as if it's the most serious business on earth while Benson just sits in his corner and tries not to grin.
The way they all stand at the windows of the station to gawk and whistle when Randy brings him his dinner that he purposely forgot in the morning. Randy burnt the brightest red and spluttered in panic when Benson kissed him in front of them for the first time.
"They know you're mine." he had whispered into his ear and Randy made a whimpering sound that Benson wanted to drink up and lock inside his chest forever. And it's so easy. All of it feels so easy that some days he feels too sick to move. And other days it feels so easy that he can't help the spring in his step, the manic tweak in his voice.
Maybe they meet up for drinks, almost everyone brings their respective partners. Randy runs late because he has to lock up the store so he is last to arrive. He enters all mousy and twitchy, hands wringing instead of biting. Benson's eyes immediately on him, like an instinct that tells him when the other is within reach. Randy smiles when one of the guys claps him on the shoulder and burns up when he announces him like a special guest. Their wives are all hardened up, unphased when their husbands try to embarrass them, but they know that Randy is skittish, easily flustered, and they have almost too much fun with that fact. He gets pushed towards Benson and he is kind enough to meet him in the middle—a hand around his waist, the other tilting his face to the side to kiss at his cheek and neck. Randy hits his side, embarrassed but the others are enjoying the teasing too much to let up anyways so Benson gives them a little show to cover the fact that he wants to mark Randy his. The other man bonds with the women and men and Benson's chest gives a funny little twist whenever he realises how much Randy has changed.
Maybe other times Benson will say "Nah, gotta get home to my sweetheart." when they invite him for drinks, and maybe he will never tell Randy that he loves him but it's right there, written all over his face and the walls, when he opens the door and Randy is already standing in the hallway with the biggest smile on his face.
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sillylogiclover · 22 days ago
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Rambling #56
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Watching the new fera ep AS WE SPEAK and right off the bat
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Fan children. And they look adorable. Love the first and fourth for the designs, and also because the fourth one appears to be in her cunt era and I'm here for it. Man I screenshotted on an unfortunate Wenda face-
SECONDLY THE FUCK
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WHY IS THE CHILD SMASHING A HAMMER AGAINST HER DAD'S HEAD AND WHY IS HE ALLOWING IT ;w; Also. Pinki X Clukr? With OREN being the child? Interesting choice fera... Don't really like how he ran off though.
THIRDLY FUCK YEA YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT FERA JEVIN X BLACK
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Fan child looks... UNSETTLING BUT THAT'S A GIVEN. And why is Jevin literally transition goals- RADDY LOOKS FINE AF I MIGHT ADD-
FOURTHLY OMG HAPPY ROBOT FAMILY I'M FUCKING SOBBING
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Also... goddamn, Fun Bot had a glow up. 👀 EHEHE WHY IS HIS WIFE ALWAYS DOING THE :3 FACE I ADORE HER
ALSO SIMON-
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WHY IS HE THE CUTEST LITTLE BLORBO I wanna gently flick that tuff of hair (or fur?) on his head CAN I HUG HIM? He's also so transition goals COUGHS-
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I actually adore how they make OWAKCX a normal-ass dude living a normal-ass life in such a weird-ass world like, IN MOST EPISODES (except that one with his Wattpad magic but we aren't talking about that right now)
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Sidenote; Damn he's buff 👀
ALSO SEMIHEMI WORSHIP
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So fera Semi is chill af and Hemi's the prick instead... It's a switch up, certainly something I haven't seen before. And y'know what, it's an au, and I'M HERE FOR IT. Idk just thought I'd point it out.
Also them going back to the joke of Vineria cheating on OWAKCX with Jevin is WILD I thought they scrapped it, BUT HEY I'M HERE FOR IT!
Scene 3
THE BLORBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So this is also like a House Of Horrors thing?-
And OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY REFERENCED IRIDA????!!!!!!!!!
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Sidenote; Positive little dude :3
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How and WHY is he so joyful through all the madness?
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THE FUCK YOU MEAN BLACK IS A CERTIFIED THERAPIST?! WHAT YOU MEAN THE EVIL LUNATIC DEMON IS A FAMILY THERAPIST?! WHAT. DO. YOU. MEAN. I LOVE IT!
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OH CHANGING TOPICS
THE FUCKING BABIESSS!!!
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AWHHH CAN I HUG THEM ALL? THEY'RE TRYING THEIR GODDAMN BEST AND I LOVE EM
Also... aren't they supposed to be Brud's brothers? Because uh the pink bucket one (idk if they have names) calls Brud 'dad' so now that's confusing. ALSO THEY FORGOT BRUD'S SPIKE.
Anyway back to the familiar therapy seshes
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LITERALLY REAL FOOTAGE OF ME AND MY MOM FUCKING HELP ;^; SHE WAS EVEN RAMBLING ABOUT CHARACTERS I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW I'M SOBBING.
And uhh... I'm starting to see why Raddy's kind of a POS in the feraverse, his dad seems to be a prick as well. I mean he's not even saying anything, he's just staring at him with... idfk disgust maybe?
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Side note; Fera please never give Raddy lips again.
YES, I KNW I SKIPPED OVER A COUPLE, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE A; Wtf do I even say abt the Simon one- B; I'm. not gonna touch upon the OWAKCX family because his son is literally me in the bad ways. ;^;
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So. Idk if we're switching universes in here or smth (I MEAN IT DOES APPEAR LIKE THAT WITH SOME OCCASIONS), but I'm just gonna say-
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-brothers. Fight me.
I don't know how my day could get as good as this, because Jevin looking so happy holding a dog has made my heart warm.
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And OH MY DOG HE'S THE DOG NOW
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THE PUPPY THE PUPPY THE BLUE FUGGIN PUPPY
I ain't got much to say except OH MY GOD THE BLUE PUPPY 🥺
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littlxpxtal · 7 months ago
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True Blue
TYRANTS || STORY MASTERLIST
PAIRING: rafe cameron x fem!reader
WARNINGS: MDNI 18+ Content, swearing, sexual content, drug and alcohol use, violence
WORD COUNT: 2.2K
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And it feels good
To be known so well
I can't hide from you
Like I hide from myself
February
Noah unbuckled his seatbelt before reaching over to cup my face and press a soft kiss on my cheek. He got out of the car and came over to the passenger side to open my door for me. We walked hand in hand to my front door, the motion sensor lighting up as we approached.
“I had a really good time tonight” I said, my breath fogging in the crisp air.
He brushed a piece of hair behind my ear and smiled.
“Me too. I’m going to be thinking about that filet for weeks.” He chuckled.
“Thanks for picking me up and everything. I should probably get inside, it’s late.” I took a step towards the door, and he reached out to grab my hand.
”Can we do this again?” He asked with pleading eyes. I nodded my head yes, just as Lucy swung the front door open.
”There you are!” She yells, pulling me into the house.
“I’ll text you” I said to him before she shut the door in his face.
”You’re unbelievable.” I scolded her, while taking off my jacket and boots.
“Who even is that guy?” She questions, arms crossed over her chest.
”His names Noah. We’ve gotten close this year and he finally asked me out. We usually just study together but tonight was our first date.” She rolled her eyes in response.
”He dosn’t seem like your type.”
”Okay, then what’s my type Lucy?”
”Blondes.” She stated matter-of-factory. I huffed in response, walking towards the basement door.
I contemplated fighting back, but I was exhausted from my day, so I just went downstairs. Finally laying down on my bed I checked my messages.
Sab:
Please tell me that’s who I think it is on your story lol
Rafe Cameron:
Noah McKinney? Really?
Kiara, Cleo & Sarah:
Y/N who is that mysterious MAN on your story????????
and why have we not heard a single thing about him
CRICKETS
they’re probably fucking rn
GET IT Y/N
I sighed, and decided to respond to the group chat with the girls first.
Hey, his name is Noah he goes to Kook academy w me lol. We got kinda close this school year and he asked me on a date so I said yes. That was technically my real first date like ever
TELL US EVERYTHING
Well we were studying for our history exam together since we have the same class together this semester, and he asked if I wanted to try out the new steak house that opened up on Willow Ave and I said yes. He picked me up, opened all my doors for me and even pulled out my chair for me when we sat down at the table. He picked up the check and the dropped me off at home. He kissed me on the cheek, I think he was going to make a move but my stupid sister cockblocked us. That’s about it
this is literally amazing news
He sounds like a true gentleman
Ya we wouldn’t know anything about that around here
So do you like him?
I’m still trying to figure that out I think. He’s a nice guy but I didn’t feel a spark like I’ve felt before.
Wait this is also news to me WHO HAS MADE YOU FEEL SPARKS
oh are you talking about that one time you and j hooked
KIE FUCK OFF
Y/N, Kie & JJ are fucking now btw
WTF I’ve missed so much
girl you never come down to the cut anymore
ya and my parents kicked me out so im basically living w JJ now
Ya his dad bailed btw
holy shit we need a major catch up ASAP. Can you guys come over tomorrow? Girls night ????????????
we’ll be there.
I swipe off of our chat and respond to Sab next
Yupppp its Noah lol
Sooo rafe’s out???
Lmao fuck off
After a few more minutes of letting Rafe’s text sit there, I finally respond.
Yea, we study together
He immediately responded.
that didn’t look like studying to me
study breaks are a thing
yea at a fucking steakhouse be real
some men are more chivalrous than others
his chat bubble appears, then disappears. After waiting a few more moments, with no response, i click my phone off and head to the bathroom to get ready. After returning, there was still no response from Rafe, but I did have a text from Noah.
Hey beautiful, I made it home. I had a great time, let me know when you’re free, I’d love to do this again.
I had a great time too, I’ll let you know!!
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With my parents on the mainland for business and Lucy staying over at a friends, I had the whole house to myself.
I set everything up in a cute valentines theme, with heart shaped flasks, cookies baking in the oven, an assortment of snacks and sweet treats on the main coffee table, 3 bottles of red wine and a lineup of romcoms ready. Before I knew it, the front door swung open, to reveal Kie, carrying two huge squishmallows and a blanket, Cleo carrying what I assume is both of their bags.
”Y/N” they screamed in unison. I ran up to them, squeezing them both as hard as I could.
”I missed you guys so much” I sobbed, tears immediately falling from my eyes.
”Now don’t cry miss girl. We’re here now, no need to worry” Cleo affirmed, planting a kiss to my forehead.
As if on cue, Sarah walked through the open front door, a bottle of wine in her right hand a bouquet of flowers in her left.
”There’s my girl!”
I let go of the girls and embraced Sarah.
“God I missed you”
”yea you’ve seen my brother more than you’ve seen me!” She jokes. I give her shoulder a slight push, a blush creeping along my teary cheeks.
Kiara, while putting the stuffed animals on the couch, whips around.
”You see rafe a lot?” She questions, raising an eyebrow.
”Not like a lot…. Let me have a drink or two and I’ll fill you in.” I say, fiddling with my hair.
”Gods I can’t wait to hear about this” Cleo laps her hands together and sits down on the couch.
The timer on the oven beeps and I walk over to the kitchen, Sarah following behind, getting a vase from the cabinet, where we’ve always kept them.
“I forgot how well I know this places” she giggles.
”I’m sorry I don’t have you over anymore, Im sorry I haven’t been able to see any of you guys really. I’ve been such a bad friend.”
”Dude your parents are tough.”
”Coming from you ie? Yours literally kicked you out!”
”they did it cus I started seeing JJ. And they gave me an ultimatum. I chose him.” She said with a soft smile.
“Mine said they wouldn’t help me with college.” I said, hanging my head low, embarrassment flooding my head, realizing how selfish my reasoning was.
”okay yea but you actually have a real future miss smarty pants.” Cleo chimes in, walking into the kitchen to join us.
”I guess. I think you made the right decision though Kie, JJ is a great guy,and I’m sure your parents will get over it.”
”yea and if they don’t. I honestly don’t care” she says shrugging her shoulders. ”Plus, you know me. I don’t really like being told what to do.”
”I think that’s the difference between me and you. Sometimes I can’t function unless im being directed.”
”yea but it keeps you out of trouble.” She responds, reaching into the drawer to get out a bottle opener.
“Speaking of … I heard what happened on the beach … with the turtles and Ruthie and everything.” I say, using a spatula to take the cookies off the baking tray onto a cooling rack.
”God don’t even get me started. You should’ve seen them Y/N, they all just stood there. Even fucking rafe and Sofia.”
I stood up straight and slowly turned my head.
”Im surprised he wasn’t with Carissa” I say, with a tone of annoyance in my voice.
”She was so last semester. Rafe always has a new girl on his side for each season.” Sarah grumbles, holding out her glass to Kie for her to fill. The thought of Rafe and Sofia hanging out in public was too humiliating to even process. The last time we had seen each other outside of school was New Years Eve. I made it a point to avoid any of the parties that have been thrown so I can focus on finishing out the year strong, and to avoid having to speak about what happened between Rafe and I that night. It was frustrating to think Sofia is Carissa’s replacement. I wasn’t even a placement to begin with, I was just there. Floating around, like I always have.
“So what are you going to do to get back at her?” I ask, wiping my hands clean on a rag, trying to avoid the comment Sarah just made.
”We’ve been cooking up something” Cleo says with a smirk.
”Yea but the boys want to handle it themselves. “ Kie says, rolling her eyes.
”the fuck are they gonna do pull another gun on them?” I say, gaining giggles in response from all three.
”Anyone want a cookie?”
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After a few rounds of the absurdly confusing card game Cleo tried teaching us, I felt bubbly and light from the wine I had been drinking.
“So Toppers with Ruthie now?” I ask, a slight hiccup escaping my lips.
“Yep. Well, as far as I can tell” Kie responded, placing a card down.
“Wait wasn’t he seeing Sab?” Sarah questioned. Cleo and I groaned in response to the card Kie put down, putting them ahead of us in the game.
I placed a card down and picked up another from the deck. “To be honest, i don’t actually know what’s even happened between them... they would just hang out at parties and she would stay back with him. I tried not to ask too many questions.”
The reality was, the more asked her about topper, the more I knew she would ask rafe. So I just left it alone, especially after she got mad at me for ditching her on new years.
Now that I think about it, I don’t even know who ended up being her new years kiss. Im assuming it wasn’t topper.
“Didn’t you go to his New Year’s party?” Kie asked, taking a sip from her cup.
“Uh yea, it was lame tho so I dipped pretty early.” Sarah started giggling, and I kicked her with my foot.
”What , what’s so funny?”
”Cus rafe just so happened to want to come back with my dad for new years. And he told me he ended up at toppers”
I can feel my face flush, as Kie & Cleos mouths drop open.
”Well, sounds like he came back for a special someone.”
”I have no idea what you guys are even talking about.” I say, finishing the last of my drink in a large gulp, standing up to get a refill.
“I caught Rafe FaceTiming her when we were in Bora Bora, so I can only assume he had quite the reason to leave a WEEK early”
”SARAH” I screamed from the kitchen.
“What! If it wasn’t such a big deal you wouldn’t be freaking out right now.”
”So you two…” Cleo asks with a smirk, tilting her head at me as I walked back in with a full glass.
”Look its nothing alright. When Sabrina and topper were.. doing whatever they were doing, I was always sucked into hanging out with them at parties. And we would just hang out. It’s obviously nothing serious, especially if he’s all over Sofia now.”
”So what happened between you two?” Kie asks, holding out her glass to get topped off by me. I fill her glass up and set the bottle down wit a sigh.
“Just a few hook ups. Nothing crazy. We see each other every once in a while. Usually when one or the other is bored. He seemed pissed about me hanging out with Noah yesterday though.”
”God is that why he was an asshole at dinner last night?” Sarah asks. I shrug m shoulders in response and look over to Kie & Cle, whose mouths are still hung open.
”And you’re okay with this?” Cleo asks Sarah. she laughs and puts her arm around my shoulder.
”I thinks he deserves better than Rafe, but it would be dope if we could be sisters. We’ve all been around each other since I can remember. If rafe didn’t suck so much I would throw them a wedding right now.”
”Alright bitch you’re drunk.” Kie says with a laugh.
”I’m serious though!” Sarah proclaims. “But can you tell us about Noah now?”
“I mean, he’s a really nice guy. Super sweet and all. He wants to go on another date.”
”This is awkwardly close to Valentine’s Day” Kie chimes in. I shrug my shoulders and bite my bottom lip.
”Yea, I told him I’d let him know when im free so I guess we’ll see.”
”Well do you want a boyfriend, or…” Cleo asks.
”I don’t know. But speaking of boyfriend… YOU AND POPE???? I HAD TO FIND OUT FORM INSTAGRAM” I shouted, practically leaping out of my seat. She swats her hands in the air and blows a raspberry through her lips.
”It’s not a big deal, it just kind of happened, ya know?” She says, using her hands to try and hide her face.
”Okay so you all three have boyfriends… I guess I have to get one now.” I proclaimed, taking a sip from my glass.
”Don’t rush into it though love, you need to find the right person for you.” Kie says, placing her hand on my knee.
I look around at the girls,flushed faces and pink lips from the wine we had been drinking.
”I love you guys” I say softly. Before I know it, im being tackled to the ground in a big group hug.
“We love you too, Y/N” Sarah says into my ear.
“And we always will” Kies muffled voice rumbles against my shoulder.
“Forever and ever” Cleo chimes in.
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tags: @ltristessedureratoujours
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whyse7vn · 2 years ago
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LOVE OCTAGON? -
[ ot7 x reader ]
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YOUNG FOREVER
8 participants - 8 online
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hobi: just did 8 push ups i’ll smack the shit out of anybody rn
jin: if you were a girl i’d be into that
jk: pls don’t hit me
tae: thought he liked men
jimin: could of fooled me
jin: ??????
namjoon: glad to see ur working out again hobi
hobi: what’s that supposed to mean??
namjoon: i’m glad to see you working out again?
y/n: can i watch?
jk: i want you so bad omg
y/n: ??
jk: sorry i was hacked
yoongi: did one of you order food to my house?
jk: no i wasn’t
tae: MY BURGER IS AT YOUR HOUSE???
OH MY GOD I THOUGH I WAS SCAMMED I WAS SO UPSET
jimin: eat it yoongi
tae: DON’T
pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
send it back to me pls i’m begging
i’m literally starving
and shaking
jin: i think you should give it back to him yoongi could be his first meal in months
hobi: real
yoongi: threw it away
tae: WHAT IS UR ISSUE??????
yoongi: you
hobi: namjoon do you want to fight?
jk: do you want me back?
jimin: shut up
tae: don’t expect to hear from me ever again bitch
yoongi: oh nooooo
namjoon: fight??
y/n: can i watch?
jin: this is stressing me out
someone give me a fun fact to calm me down
namjoon: um
hobi: xikers are the first 5th gen group
tae: that sounds like a disease
jimin: thought we would never hear from you again
yoongi: good things never last
jin: 5TH GEN??????
ARE YOU SILLY
THATS A THING??
THAT FACT DID NOT CALM ME DOWN AT ALL
jimin: ofc tae’s talking about diseases again
tae: am i wrong tho??
like
omg i got xikers rn
i’m itching soooo badddfd
pls i need to go to hospital the xikers on my back are killing me
namjoon: stop talking
tae: i’m not wrong
jk: are you ok tae?
what is xikers
it sounds bad
tae: i’m dying
pls remember me
jk: WHAT 😨
i will bro 🥺
y/n: he’s lying to you
jk: i’m not i swear i’ll remember you forever and ever
y/n: tae is lying to YOU
stupid
jk: oh
wtf man :/
tae: you never let me have fun
hobi: i want to be 5th gen
jk: but we said we were 4th gen??
namjoon: we are 3rd gen.
yoongi: let’s not do this again
tae: ME FOR 5TH GEN IT BOY
jimin: jimin 5th gen ace
jin: although i’m in shock and disbelief rn i’ll still take on the role of 5th gen it boy
tae: ?????
tf is wrong with you
can you read
i said i’m 5th gen it boy?
let’s vote
come on guys 🤗
yoongi: i vote jin
y/n: jin
jk: ME 3
jimin: ig jin
hobi: jin4thewin
namjoon: jin?
jin: i also vote for jin
tae: burn in hell
jk: y/n 5th gen it girl?
y/n: but i was 4th gen it girl last time
jk: ur right let’s swap
y/n: best 5th gen rapper
it’s an honour really
jk: i will use my 5th gen it girl title to help better the world
hobi: 5th GEN VISUAL HOSEOK
yoongi can take the best 5th gen singer title
yoongi: k
y/n: namjoon best 5th gen dancer?
jk: i agree
namjoon: ??
jin: idk about you but i love my new title
tae: i bet you do
jin: you sound mad
namjoon: again?
tae: i’m not
namjoon: you can take mine if you really want
i don’t care for you guy’s silly little game
jk: THIS IS NO GAME JOON
THIS IS OUR REAL LIFE
hobi: RIGHT
tae: KEEP UR NASTY TITLE I DONT WANT UR PITY FUCK YOU FUVK YOU FUCK YOU
jin: yikes
yoongi: all this shouting for what?
y/n: wow
namjoon: fine
jimin: why did jungkook go live naked
y/n: proof lmao?
jin: right put me off my salad fr
jimin: you were eating a salad?
jin: yeah?
jimin: ok
jin: tf you mean ok???
do you want to fight?
jimin: i’m just surprised that’s all
jin: why??????
jimin: cuz yk…
jin: no i DON’T know
pls enlighten me bitch
jk: i wasn’t naked??
jimin: yes you were
jin: HELLO???
YK WHAT?
jk: i swear i wasn’t
y/n: proof???????
jk: you want to see me naked 🤭??
i’m blushing rn
tae: i was naked once
hobi: this isn’t about you
y/n: tae sent me nudes by email once
hobi: ok this is about you
jk: WHAT????)/£/
jin: by email?
tae: omg why would you tell themmmm
jimin: why would you ever want nudes from that?
tae: that????
y/n: i never asked for them
who do you think i am??
tae: what does that mean??
namjoon: you can literally get arrested for that
tae: kinky
but i did send them on accident
so i’m sure the police would understand
jin: i do not believe that at all
and by email??
how is that an accident
yoongi: right
tae: plus i did look super hot right y/n?
y/n: that not the point
tae: see how she didn’t say no
jk: SAY NO
hobi: send the nudes here i say!
jin: DO NOT
jk: say no before i shoot myself in the head
jimin: wow
namjoon: it doesn’t matter if she thought you looked good or not you can’t go round sending ur nudes to people with without warning
tae: says who?
namjoon: the fucking law?
are you okay?? like that’s common sense
wtf is wrong with you
hobi: joons getting mad oh my god >.<
yoongi: thought we established he has no common sense
tae: i knew telepathically that she needed to receive nudes from me in order to keep living
jin: so you didn’t send them by accident then
tae: accident on purpose it’s all the same thing tbh
y/n: to keep living??
jimin: they are polar opposites actually
tae: omg all of u on my dick rn
don’t be mad i stepped up and you didn’t
jk: i was goONA STEP UP
ITVWAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME
I HATE YOU
IM GOING TO KILL YOU
hobi: jk’s mad this is scary >.<
jin: witnessing the fall the taekook in real time
wow this is truly beautiful
tae: omg chill out??
it’s nothing she hasn’t seen before
jimin: and is that by choice?
jk: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
hobi: wait what?
namjoon: everyone shut the fuck up
jin: look now you made joon fr mad
hobi: sorry namjoon >.<
tae: it wasn’t even my fault
y/n: i’m the victim here don’t be mad at me
jk: DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM JOON
yoongi: i’m tired
jimin: this is a lot to take in
namjoon: taehyung apologise
tae: FOR WHAT?????????
hobi: ur sick in the head
namjoon: now
tae: sorry??????
jk: nasty bitch
tae: y/n let’s tell them about us
jk: what
yoongi: 🤨
y/n: us?
tae: ummmmmmm lol?
she’s normally not like this i swear
she likes me honestly
stop embarrassing in front of the guys babe
y/n: blocking you
tae: are u using me for my body???
i sent you nudes TWICE
hobi: one in a million we are twice 🩷💖
tae: you said i was hot
are we not in love?
yoongi: lol
jk: YOU SENT HER NUDES TWICE???????
OH MY GODDDDSJEJ SOMEONE PLs PULL THE TRIGGER FOR ME IM TOO WEAK TO DO THIS ANYMOREEEENBE
jimin: so like did she ask for the nudes the first time?
y/n: SHUT UP???
jimin: OH MY GODFF YIU TOTALY DID
THE PLOT THICKENS
y/n: namjoon tell them to stop taking
namjoon: stop talking
hobi: wait…
is this the fwb you’ve been talking about for weeks
tae: STOP SPEAKING
jin: wooow ur really sad
jk: OhH MY GODDDD ANd I CONGRATULATED YOU SND EVERYTHING OH MY GODDDHDXUD KILL MEMEME KILL MEMEEEE
y/n: fwb?
we have not fucked
jk: oh thajnk god
yoongi: have you kissed?
hobi: yoongi’s jealous >.<
yoongi: just asking
tae: i don’t want to talk about this anymore
jimin: look he’s embarrassed
they totally have not kissed
tae: bottom lie is that she said i was hot
jk: SHE WANTEF TO SEE ME NAKED BEFORE SO UR NOT SPECIAL
DONT LET IT GET TO UR HEAD
BITCH
namjoon: calm down jungkook
jk: HES A LITTLE SNAKE I WILL NOT CALM DOWN NEVER EVER EVER
I LIKED HER FIRST
yoongi: no you didn’t?
jin: is this a love triangle?
hobi: classic case of a love square
jimin: love square?
y/n: no one is in love
tae: my life is over
y/n: get a grip
jimin: i’m feeling left out put me in the square
hobi: it wouldn’t be a square then
jimin: love pentagon?
jin: make it a hexagon
hobi: wait wtf and me
love heptagon so cute 💞
what about you namjoon?
namjoon: what about me?
jimin: do you want to fuck y/n yes or no?
y/n: oh my god????
jk: YOU BETTER SAY NO
SAY NO
ILL KILL YOU
namjoon: i’m not answering that
jk: GOOD
WAIT WTF ARE YOU TRYING TI SAY YOU DON’T THINK SHES HOT???
WTF IS WRONG WITH yOU???
SHE IS NOT UGLY
namjoon: i never said that
jimin: i’m taking that as a yes
hobi: love octagon 🩷
y/n: what happened to talking about our 5th gen life 🙁
jk: i love 5th gen
hobi: what is with the gc name?
jimin: it’s for jin’s mental health
jin: ur actually decreasing my mental health by taking about 5th gen
jimin: are newjeans 5th gen?
jin: okay so just fuck me then?
yoongi: idk
hobi: I LOVE NEWJEANS
oHUr my OHUR MY GODTT
jin: i don’t listen minors sing
it’s bad for the economy
jimin: just say they make you feel old as shit
jk: i don’t listen to other women sing
y/n: ???
jk: i mean i love when other women sing
i actually only listen to girl groups
tae: he’s lying
because that’s actually me
y/n: shut the fuck up both of you
yoongi: real
y/n: and you
yoongi: ??????????????????????
jimin: LMAO
HE DIDN’T EXPECT THAT
jin: GOTTT HIKMMMMM LMAOSOSOSOIDKEKEKDKDKDK
hobi: i love feminism ❤️
y/n: it’s nice not arguing
namjoon: i’ve been telling you all
jimin: true!!!
hobi: you argue the most
jimin: me???
hobi: yes you
you and jin literally argued 10 seconds ago
jin: don’t put us in the same sentence like that i’m getting uncomfortable
namjoon: the fact that they actually shut the fuck up
what have i been doing wrong
jimin: maybe cuz you don’t have a pussy idk
namjoon: did you have to be so vulgar?
y/n: vulgar?
what are you 65??
hobi: pussy is power
NOT vulgar
jin: vulgar is such a nasty word like ew vulgar
namjoon: i’m leaving
jin: praise god
namjoon left “young forever”
tae: i love pussy btw
jimin left “young forever”
hobi left “young forever”
y/n left “young forever”
yoongi left “young forever”
jk: personally i think you’re so brave for saying that
and taekook lived!!
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mareteart · 3 months ago
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Meet my OC:
Donnie Blaze
I’m gonna make a resume because I have a notebook full of his lore, if you wanna know more about them besides of whats on this post, fell free to ask ✨
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My boy Donnie is a ghoul from the 1.800s who was trained to be a hunter, he’s from Germany and his real name is Donatello Bancallari Krauss, he was part of a rich family that left him and his mother out of the family bussines.
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Being left apart by the rest, make her mother to turn into an alcoholic and kick little Donatello out of his house, but he’s a clever guy, and his childhood, hard as it was, makes him learn how to gain money and to defend himself, years later he talked with his mother and lived together again.
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When Donnie has like, 20 years, he went to a theater school to learn how to be an actor, he was really good and people liked him, unfortunately, even people who wan’t exactly “people” want him too.
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He was tricked and threatened with the death of his mother to be the ghoul of a morbid man obsessed with him.
He has one day on the month to see his mother, seeing her getting older and older everyday, one day he couln’t resist it anymore, he killed the kindred that has him as a “toy” and take his mother to USA, were he was found by a hunter lady who teach him the basics of the Hunters.
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In adition of that, Donatello create his artistic name to try luck in the big leagues and give a better life to his mom, Donatello Bancalari was dead and Donnie Blaze was born from his ashes.
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Things happened, good things, bad things, horrible things, the death of his mother and important people, and now Donnie is doing what he can as a solitarie hunter, balancing his life between hunting creatures of the night and being and actor on Hollywood.
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In the present, Donnie’s trying to see wtf is happening in LA, in company with Noctis ( @camo-art ‘s oc), Haoran ( @vikuette ‘s oc) and Allan ( @golcorneta ‘s oc) on the chronicle of @alkanette .
And in the strange case you didn’t notice, he’s based on Jhonny Cage 😎
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bamf-prongsminiprongs · 5 months ago
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My take on the Marauders
I'm a Marauders era fan. MY take on what it should be
Sirius Black- is the tallest (Well over 6 foot), maybe one or two tattoos, black hair above his shoulders, doesn't simp over Remus and can easily do anything without him, one of the smartest in the school, hell of a dark humor, dark looks, VERY popular, has many flaws, but is still the best, prefers James over anyone, one of the hottest in the school, reckless
James Potter- not as tall as over 6 foot, like 5,10 or 5,11 (Like Harry), one of the smartest in the school, popular, not constantly asking Lily out or assaulting her
Remus Lupin- quiet, coward, tries to keep to himself, good at quidditch, but doesn't play, isn't the school's Casanova, not the hottest guy, a bit below average or such, not over 6 foot, not the smartest in the school (Like average or just above), doesn't swear like a sailor, doesn't have anger issues, isn't an asshole, not a tattoo type of guy
Peter Pettigrew- most likely more popular than Remus, is included, not hated by his friends, not a bitch to his friends, doesn't act like his adult self
Lily Evans- isn't Hermione 2.0, she does swear occasionally, is able to beat someone's ass, rightfully hates Snape and the other Slytherins or blood supremacists, strong, smart (Not as much as James and Sirius though
Regulus Black- not a twink, isn't a crybaby who constantly cries about Sirius (They probably threaten each other and use death threats until Pandora and James are like 'Oi, wtf'), tall, not as much as Sirius, but probably James' height and maybe taller
Walburga Black- doesn't use unforgivable curses on her kids, doesn't physically abuse them. I hope you guys know that emotion abuse exists. DOES spoil her kids, puts expectations on them, but does praise them about being the Black heir, she's the reason they're so bloody hot
The others aren't so bad (But they still have bad characterization)
The Slytherins are not softies. It was the 70's, LGBT wasn't s respected, though there could be a few gay kisses and other stuff. They don't have so many tattoos that it covers their whole body, there's nothing wrong with that, it's just that there's pure bloods and they're still in Hogwarts. Sirius is TALL. He has dark humor, is capable of doing stuff himself, did NOT regret the prank.
The Prank- Sirius openly said (And to Remus) that Snape got what was coming to him for the prank, I bet there wasn't a whole angst thing where they ignored Sirius. James would NEVER do that. Remus was a coward; he probably forgave Sirius very easily (Though he couldn't trust him), they probably laughed about it in the dorms.
Wolfstar- It's one of the biggest ships. I don't ship it or see the appeal. Though I'm not going to hate or tell anyone to stop, but there's so much evidence that Remus and Sirius were toxic to each other (I'm going to say it all in a different post). Sirius and Remus can live without each other perfectly fine. It was James that Sirius couldn't live without. Though you guys can ship whatever you want (But please no pro-ships), but also. ATYD is NOT canon. The writing is brilliant, it must've taken a god long time, it's great. BUT. The characterization is completely off, the girls are barely there, even Snape is wrong (Still hate his guts though).
Also, I know SOME fans are going to come to my house with pitch forks. THOSE FANS, you can come and suck my nonexistent DIC-. ALSO, I'm not homophobic for saying stuff about gay not being as active in the marauder's era, there were probably SOME, but I'm lesbian, so I can't be homophobic. And to THOSE fans, I know it's not real, but I don't have a life, and I like being a part of the marauder's era, but it's the characterization
Also, everyone says "Canon? What's canon", but the only reason the marauders era exists is because of canon. It's like me making Sirius a blonde, and I go "Canon? Never heard of her"
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