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with a regular miku on the side for comparison because Huh
#hatsune miku#vocaloid#piapro studio#doodle#ask#delicatepeanutlover#can’t decide which is worse; miku potato head or this#it gives a lot of final boss energy; that or i’ve been on too much of an rpg kick lately
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I love the detail that no shoes are worn in the house!!! As an Asian that makes me really happy <3
(Martin wearing slippers adds on to it too as ive worn slippers in the house too + easier for people who transition from shoes in house to no shoes)
For me it's no shoes in the house in genereal. Slippers are for the tiles (kitchen, bathroom) and socks or barefoot where is carpet. Jon just doesn't bother with slippers, only when it's really cold, then he steals Martin's
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Beelzebub and Mammon made their presence very well known when they entered the living room, with heads held high and chests puffed out proudly. They were a little sweaty and disheveled but strangely upbeat. Beelzebub was clearly concealing something behind his back. Mammon had his nose pointed so far up, it was almost a challenge to the Avatar of Pride's moniker.
You looked up from the couch and asked, "What's up, guys?" Feeling for all the world like a kindergarten teacher about to play a game with their students.
"We got you something," Beelzebub said with a pleasant smile. It was almost entirely drowned out by Mammon's loud boasting.
"You won't believe what I found. You're 'bout to be real grateful, so get our praise ready."
They plopped down into seats on either side of you, Beelzebub careful not to jostle the mystery in his hand.
It wasn't every day they made a big deal out of giving you something. Normally, they'd just do it. Your interest was piqued. "What is it?"
They smirked at each other. Both demons wanted to drag out the suspense, but were also too impatient to wait much longer. Still in their school uniforms, they probably rushed straight home as soon as they procured their present. After grinning for several prolonged seconds in self-satisfaction, Mammon snapped his fingers dramatically. "Show 'em, Beel!"
Beelzebub placed the gift in your lap as if it were made of the finest glass.
It was a potato.
"A human world potato," Beelzebub explained, as if there was any doubt.
"Ya don't see this in the Devildom everyday. We thought you'd like a human treat every once 'n a while."
It was green and wrinkly, with multiple spuds sprouting out the top. It looked like somebody had dropped it behind a shelf and found it months later through smell alone. It was impossible to discern if it had been washed recently or if, at this point, the slimy and moist texture was just this tuber's natural state of existence.
Two sets of eyes filled with anticipation were locked on to your face, scrutinizing its every move. They were waiting for their shower of praise. You forced an awkward smile and laughed with strained excitement. "A potato! Wow, thanks guys!"
"What are you gonna make with it?" Beelzebub was eager to know.
"I'm not sure." You gazed at the gift. You kind of wanted to fling it off your legs before your skin started crawling. Though, you couldn't insult the brothers after their hard work. It was time to start lying through your teeth. "I'm so touched. Really. That you went and got... this potato for me. I kind of want to keep it as a memento!"
Mammon waved his hand to dismiss your idea. "Nah, don't hold back! I paid a pretty hefty sum to get a hold a' this, y'know."
Your heartstrings twinged with guilt. To avoid stirring Beelzebub and his endless stomach, Mammon leaned over towards your ear. "Fry it, bake it, boil it. It's all yours," he whispered. "'Long as you're happy, yeah?"
You were not happy. Every day with these demons brought a fresh source of stress. At least you were never dull.
"Solomon once said that green vegetables are good for humans," Beelzebub revealed.
You twirled your head around so fast that you accidentally bumped Mammon in the nose and asked, "You actually took food advice from Solomon?"
"Only after Belphie confirmed it," he clarified. So they did do their research.
While that was usually true, this was an incredibly unfortunate exception. You could not bring yourself to consume the sad green potato. You needed a new idea.
"Can human plants be cultivated in the Devildom? I want to plant this, and then we'll have more potatoes we can all share." The wet sensation on your leg only grew more unpleasant and you wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible. "Let's go plant it out back and see."
The siblings began talking over one again again, saying, "My human's got a heart of gold" and "I'd like that" while squeezing you with bear hugs from either size. It jostled the potato and you feared it would start leaking more.
"Let's go, let's go!" you ushered, eager to give this old vegetable a proper burial. You could vaguely hear Mammon brag to his younger brother, "I told you this was a great idea, they're gonna be thankin' us for weeks," as you raced towards the doorway.
#MC thanking them for the potato the same way that kid goes “it's an avocado! thanks” in that one video#mammon potato cooking methods asmr. “boil it. mash it. stick it in a stew.” all whispered very seductively#i wanted this to be longer but decided “does a story about a potato really need to be that long” so lots was cut out#thank you for the asks I've gotten in the last couple of weeks!! I'll get to them!!!!#everyone has such good ideas ahh i want to respond properly#zine work takes precedence though so look forward to those as well!#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me x mc#obey me swd#obey me fanfic#obey me x reader#obey me#obey me fandom#obey me mammon#obey me beelzebub#obey me fic#obey me drabble#obey me x you#omswd#omswd mc#obey me mc
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My favorite fun fact about the Titanic is that it had a room dedicated solely to storing potatoes that was larger than any first class stateroom on the ship
#Titanic#yes it’s 1am why do you ask#the vegetable room is also enormous but I just can’t get over having TWO rooms dedicated to POTATOES#history#they have their priorities right
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I saw your amazing Merrin redesign and this popped into my head:
If you could redesign Ahsoka's TL4J outfit, what would it look like?
aw thank you so much!! and ooo good question!! obviously I love Ahsoka's canon show/tl4j-era design and don't think I could match it, but here're some quick ideas! i'd definitely lean into the Daughter + Rebels finale + that one tcw vision for some inspo
(donation doodles! // tip jar)
#'the way to a womans heart is [??]' wrong its potatoes and asking her design questions#also i love the little sweater thing u can see beneath ahsoka's cloak in the rebels finale. where did that go#ahsoka tano#outfit design#my doods#thanks for the ask!
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I can imagine Clora reading the "Final Problem" where Sherlock "DIES" and being depressed for like a month and sending hate mail to Conan Doyle while Sebastian tries to cheer her up.
THATS SO FUNNY YOU SENT THIS BECAUSE I LITERALLY DECIDED THE SAME THING A WHILE BACK BAHAHA i plan to mention it in my fic too
seb would 1000% find clora crying during their seventh year when "the final problem" is published LMAOO and he'd freak out wondering whats wrong. and when i read about how tons of doyles' fans sent him hate mail and were outraged i was like yup, clora would've been one of them BAHAHA. ["Obituaries for Holmes appeared everywhere. Petitions were signed and “Keep Holmes Alive” clubs were formed."] CLORA WOULD HAVE FORMED ONE OF THOSE CLUBS TOO LMFAOO
all the outrage made doyle resurrect sherlock a decade later, so that also means when they're older + married + have kids, clora's just gonna burst into the room one day and be like "HES ALIIIIVEEE!!!!!!!" BAHAHHAA clora's hate mail to arthur conan doyle is what brought back sherlock, CONFIRMED!!💯💪✨
#ironically as i was drawing this i was re-watching hbomberguys video essay 'sherlock is garbage and heres why' LMAOO sorry clora#i do want to read the OG stories now though i was looking at the sets on amazon👀#ask#choccyart#i can also imagine clive and clora arguing over sherlocks death and the ending bc clive thinks it was effective but cloras like NO#arthur conan doyle hated his sherlock series since he wanted his historical stories to be more popular#i can imagine clive enjoying his historical stories more and agreeing whereas cloras like hell no MORE SHERLOCK ONLY SHERLOCK#god and margaret just sitting there as they have a heated debate during dinner like :) how are the mashed potatoes you two?? :)#save her#also cloras face in the first panel cracks me tf up and i also kinda have the urge to punch it which just makes it funnier SORRY
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how many nationalities has noel been. hes been mexican hes been polish hes been ukrainian hes Definitely been other things. hes the new hatsune miku
NOEL WORLD TOUR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#potato lord noel being polish is hilarious to me#Bc im half polish#But i draw noel as mexican#and im also half mexican#I stay winning#malevolent#malevolent podcast#noel malevolent#lee answers asks
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conan gray = sirius black
#don’t ask me why this screenshot looks like it was taken on a potato#i do not know#this is the content you get#marauders#marauders era#sirius black#conan gray#conan gray is sirius black#conan gray = sirius black#the marauders#harry potter#the marauders era#mwpp era#marauders headcanon#marauders incorrect quotes#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#atyd#young marauders#sirius orion black#sob#sirius#sirius o black#siriusblack#marauders fandom#incorrect marauders quotes#hp marauders#mwpp#marauders twitter#atyd fandom
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their dynamic to me is just the basement yard podcast in its entirety but. in a gay way
#the words ‘i’m not asking you for the species’ in regards to potatoes is the funniest thing in the world to me#full metal alchemist#full metal alchemis brotherhood#fmab#edward elric#ling yao#edling#edit: i Know ed’s a farm boy and wld probably be the one to know more abt ?? potatoes or whatever but this was js a joke abt how insane ling#is abt food 😭
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Max discussing the rb20
#sometimes u gotta post to exorcise the demon thoughts#yes this screenshot was taken via potato why do u ask
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My sibling couldn't remember Machete's name and kept calling him Hatchet, so then we started imagining Machete's distant cousin from the countryside. Hatchet does not understand politics nor does he have an opinion on religion, all Hatchet knows is potatoes and chickens. And dirt.
Hatchet sounds like a stand up guy.
#Hatchet#he's very proud of his chickens#and grows so many potatoes he keeps trying to give them away#if you look at him for two seconds he will ask if you'd like a plastic bag of potatoes to take home#answered#anonymous#if you don't want this many potatoes you should plant less potatoes they say#but it does little to slow Hatchet down
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#art#potatoe rambles#dp art#danny phantom#just thinking about danny's identity being obvious but also impossible to guess#like yes its just him but his colors are inverted but also#hes dead.#no one is gonna look at a dead kid and immediately assume he has an alive alter ego#especially if his alibi for being a very much alive kid is his parernts being ghost hunters#and if anyone found out i think they would be horrified#i mean#imagine finding out a kid youve gone to school with#lived with#taught#seen walking around#was actually a corpse#the questions you would have#but be too afraid to ask#hes dead#hes dead but hes right there#that shit would make you feel like a horror protagonist#your witnessing an actual horror story#idk#typing on computer is hard
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I just want you to know that I think often about how my ten year old brother would love your blog purely on the grounds that you utilise potatoes in your username
This man is part of a potato club in school, has a potato shirt, he fucking dressed up as a potato for Halloween last year. My mom had to actually force him to stop bringing potatoes to school for the potato club cuz he also has adhd so would forget they were in there and they would rot.
anyway yeah I would not show him your blog because malevolent is NOT for ten year olds but he would dig your username lol
your brother is actually so iconic. spreading the good word of our lord and savior (the potato plant).
#yeah do NOT let ten year olds in here AT ALL#ask#I’m sure your brother is just adorable tho I hope he finds a good way to bring potatoes to school and keep them alive 🙏
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oo i have an art idea if youre still looking for them! erwin and armin playing a board game or erwin mentoring armin like teaching him about strategy stuff. can be called "the commander and the commander" or something haha.
I actually love this topic, and i'm VERY SORRY I'M SO LATE AAA But i love the idea of Erwin teaching strategy and war tactics to Armin and listening to his reasoning and the new visions he's bringing to the table like a proud parent. It keeps me alive so much... I wish we had more moments like these ;v; I'm keeping the board game idea for another day ! I'm sorry though, my Erwins are very ugly... XD
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here, have potato
#Listen listen I KNOW the ask didn’t bring anything about portal up but I just had to. I HAD TOOOOOOO#murder drones#uzi doorman#ask blog#response#portal 2#portal 2 spoilers#(?)#GLaDOS#potato glados
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I can definitely see you doing this. 😁
#i have no survival instincts when it comes to potatoes. i will ruin all of my escape chances <3#self potes-trait#thanks for the ask!
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