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dailyhatsune · 5 months ago
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This
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with a regular miku on the side for comparison because Huh
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occudo · 5 months ago
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I love the detail that no shoes are worn in the house!!! As an Asian that makes me really happy <3
(Martin wearing slippers adds on to it too as ive worn slippers in the house too + easier for people who transition from shoes in house to no shoes)
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For me it's no shoes in the house in genereal. Slippers are for the tiles (kitchen, bathroom) and socks or barefoot where is carpet. Jon just doesn't bother with slippers, only when it's really cold, then he steals Martin's
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zephyrchama · 20 days ago
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🎁🥔
Beelzebub and Mammon made their presence very well known when they entered the living room, with heads held high and chests puffed out proudly. They were a little sweaty and disheveled but strangely upbeat. Beelzebub was clearly concealing something behind his back. Mammon had his nose pointed so far up, it was almost a challenge to the Avatar of Pride's moniker.
You looked up from the couch and asked, "What's up, guys?" Feeling for all the world like a kindergarten teacher about to play a game with their students.
"We got you something," Beelzebub said with a pleasant smile. It was almost entirely drowned out by Mammon's loud boasting.
"You won't believe what I found. You're 'bout to be real grateful, so get our praise ready."
They plopped down into seats on either side of you, Beelzebub careful not to jostle the mystery in his hand.
It wasn't every day they made a big deal out of giving you something. Normally, they'd just do it. Your interest was piqued. "What is it?"
They smirked at each other. Both demons wanted to drag out the suspense, but were also too impatient to wait much longer. Still in their school uniforms, they probably rushed straight home as soon as they procured their present. After grinning for several prolonged seconds in self-satisfaction, Mammon snapped his fingers dramatically. "Show 'em, Beel!"
Beelzebub placed the gift in your lap as if it were made of the finest glass.
It was a potato.
"A human world potato," Beelzebub explained, as if there was any doubt.
"Ya don't see this in the Devildom everyday. We thought you'd like a human treat every once 'n a while."
It was green and wrinkly, with multiple spuds sprouting out the top. It looked like somebody had dropped it behind a shelf and found it months later through smell alone. It was impossible to discern if it had been washed recently or if, at this point, the slimy and moist texture was just this tuber's natural state of existence.
Two sets of eyes filled with anticipation were locked on to your face, scrutinizing its every move. They were waiting for their shower of praise. You forced an awkward smile and laughed with strained excitement. "A potato! Wow, thanks guys!"
"What are you gonna make with it?" Beelzebub was eager to know.
"I'm not sure." You gazed at the gift. You kind of wanted to fling it off your legs before your skin started crawling. Though, you couldn't insult the brothers after their hard work. It was time to start lying through your teeth. "I'm so touched. Really. That you went and got... this potato for me. I kind of want to keep it as a memento!"
Mammon waved his hand to dismiss your idea. "Nah, don't hold back! I paid a pretty hefty sum to get a hold a' this, y'know."
Your heartstrings twinged with guilt. To avoid stirring Beelzebub and his endless stomach, Mammon leaned over towards your ear. "Fry it, bake it, boil it. It's all yours," he whispered. "'Long as you're happy, yeah?"
You were not happy. Every day with these demons brought a fresh source of stress. At least you were never dull.
"Solomon once said that green vegetables are good for humans," Beelzebub revealed.
You twirled your head around so fast that you accidentally bumped Mammon in the nose and asked, "You actually took food advice from Solomon?"
"Only after Belphie confirmed it," he clarified. So they did do their research.
While that was usually true, this was an incredibly unfortunate exception. You could not bring yourself to consume the sad green potato. You needed a new idea.
"Can human plants be cultivated in the Devildom? I want to plant this, and then we'll have more potatoes we can all share." The wet sensation on your leg only grew more unpleasant and you wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible. "Let's go plant it out back and see."
The siblings began talking over one again again, saying, "My human's got a heart of gold" and "I'd like that" while squeezing you with bear hugs from either size. It jostled the potato and you feared it would start leaking more.
"Let's go, let's go!" you ushered, eager to give this old vegetable a proper burial. You could vaguely hear Mammon brag to his younger brother, "I told you this was a great idea, they're gonna be thankin' us for weeks," as you raced towards the doorway.
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hamletthedane · 2 years ago
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My favorite fun fact about the Titanic is that it had a room dedicated solely to storing potatoes that was larger than any first class stateroom on the ship
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stealingpotatoes · 6 months ago
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I saw your amazing Merrin redesign and this popped into my head:
If you could redesign Ahsoka's TL4J outfit, what would it look like?
aw thank you so much!! and ooo good question!! obviously I love Ahsoka's canon show/tl4j-era design and don't think I could match it, but here're some quick ideas! i'd definitely lean into the Daughter + Rebels finale + that one tcw vision for some inspo
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(donation doodles! // tip jar)
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choccy-milky · 6 months ago
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I can imagine Clora reading the "Final Problem" where Sherlock "DIES" and being depressed for like a month and sending hate mail to Conan Doyle while Sebastian tries to cheer her up.
THATS SO FUNNY YOU SENT THIS BECAUSE I LITERALLY DECIDED THE SAME THING A WHILE BACK BAHAHA i plan to mention it in my fic too
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seb would 1000% find clora crying during their seventh year when "the final problem" is published LMAOO and he'd freak out wondering whats wrong. and when i read about how tons of doyles' fans sent him hate mail and were outraged i was like yup, clora would've been one of them BAHAHA. ["Obituaries for Holmes appeared everywhere. Petitions were signed and “Keep Holmes Alive” clubs were formed."] CLORA WOULD HAVE FORMED ONE OF THOSE CLUBS TOO LMFAOO
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all the outrage made doyle resurrect sherlock a decade later, so that also means when they're older + married + have kids, clora's just gonna burst into the room one day and be like "HES ALIIIIVEEE!!!!!!!" BAHAHHAA clora's hate mail to arthur conan doyle is what brought back sherlock, CONFIRMED!!💯💪✨
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izel-scribbles · 2 months ago
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how many nationalities has noel been. hes been mexican hes been polish hes been ukrainian hes Definitely been other things. hes the new hatsune miku
NOEL WORLD TOUR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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that-bitch-kat3 · 7 months ago
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conan gray = sirius black
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jjkyaoi · 9 months ago
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their dynamic to me is just the basement yard podcast in its entirety but. in a gay way
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sea-shelly · 2 months ago
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Max discussing the rb20
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canisalbus · 10 months ago
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My sibling couldn't remember Machete's name and kept calling him Hatchet, so then we started imagining Machete's distant cousin from the countryside. Hatchet does not understand politics nor does he have an opinion on religion, all Hatchet knows is potatoes and chickens. And dirt.
Hatchet sounds like a stand up guy.
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potatoeofwisdom · 1 year ago
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potato-lord-but-not · 2 months ago
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I just want you to know that I think often about how my ten year old brother would love your blog purely on the grounds that you utilise potatoes in your username
This man is part of a potato club in school, has a potato shirt, he fucking dressed up as a potato for Halloween last year. My mom had to actually force him to stop bringing potatoes to school for the potato club cuz he also has adhd so would forget they were in there and they would rot.
anyway yeah I would not show him your blog because malevolent is NOT for ten year olds but he would dig your username lol
your brother is actually so iconic. spreading the good word of our lord and savior (the potato plant).
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melimpostor · 4 months ago
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oo i have an art idea if youre still looking for them! erwin and armin playing a board game or erwin mentoring armin like teaching him about strategy stuff. can be called "the commander and the commander" or something haha.
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I actually love this topic, and i'm VERY SORRY I'M SO LATE AAA But i love the idea of Erwin teaching strategy and war tactics to Armin and listening to his reasoning and the new visions he's bringing to the table like a proud parent. It keeps me alive so much... I wish we had more moments like these ;v; I'm keeping the board game idea for another day ! I'm sorry though, my Erwins are very ugly... XD
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ask-the-drones · 10 months ago
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here, have potato
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stealingpotatoes · 6 months ago
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I can definitely see you doing this. 😁
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