#portal 2 spoilers

[aviul]

deadly lair

[gladosluver]

glados @ caroline

[mechanical-moron]

I can't wait to see Elon's human form

[ask-the-drones]

here, have potato

[ratt-spacecheese]

My favorite one eye demon and robot

[ratxbones]

basically the plot/ending of portal 2

[severevoiddragon]

File 001: Mr. Scar Goodtimes

Real name: We're still not sure, and frankly, we're too afraid to ask.

Job: CEO and Founder, Former CEO

Notes: CEO and Founder of Apeture Science, Mr. Scar Goodtimes raised this company from the ground. From making shower curtains to our new scientific advances, he has led our company to prosperity.

More writing under the cut!

Statement from Mr. Goodtimes: "Hello, all you investors and test subjects, Scar Goodtimes here, CEO and founder of Apeture Science. You might be wondering, "Scar, what possessed you to buy hundreds of dollars of moon rocks?" And the answer would be: Science! Just some good, ol' fashioned Science. Cleo, tell the Lab Boys to see if ground up moon rocks can do any Science."

Additional Note: We're not sure how Mr. Goodtimes came into possession of billions of dollars, considering he spends them all almost as soon as he gets them. The stock ratings are awful, and had it not been for Mr. Goodtimes' fortune, Apeture would have been bankrupt within its first two months.

Note from Mr. Goodtimes: "You know what I think will help achieve our aim of a big, beautiful tomorrow? AI. Artificial Intelligence. Cleo, can you get the Lab Boys working on that? Thank you. You see, I want to try and put myself into a computer! Wouldn't that just be great? Then I can get to see that great big, beautiful tomorrow. So, I'm getting the Lab Boys to work on that now! Say... That diamond looking moon rock looks suspiciously tasty..."

Additional Note 2: Mr. Goodtimes has begun eating the moon rocks. We hope this has no health concerns.

Additional Note 3: There were, in fact, health concerns. While we cannot get a direct statement from Mr. Goodtimes at this moment, he has stated that he wants Miss Cleo Zombie to "run this place" in the event of his premature death, and that the "Lab Boys" should "Stick her in <his> computer" if needs be.

Additional Note 4: It is with a heavy heart we report the death of Mr. Scar Goodtimes. As his tragic death occurred before the completion of the "GLaDOS Project", Miss Cleo Zombie will take Mr. Goodtimes' place as CEO of Aperture.

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[sophios-draws]

[solsticesailor]

My contribution to the portal community

[magnifnico]

Just thinking about the end of Portal 2 and how fucking awesome GLaDOS is. It's impossible to get more mixed signals than that. But also like my theory for why she sends those mixed signals is like, pretty basic I think.

She definitely fell in love with Chell. Like, you don't make an orchestra play an Italian opera specifically about someone before they leave because you wanted to be nice. But like the reason GLaDOS lets Chell go and acts like that is because she knows keeping Chell around would end up with her dead, eventually, despite what GLaDOS says. "Killing you is hard." That's a fucking lie. There was no reason for GLaDOS to grab Chell from the vacuum of space. That was love.

I dunno. Just thinking about it. GLaDOS spent years with humans who were supposed to be fucking geniuses and she ended up killing all of them. Then Chell wakes up, tears through the courses, and kills her. I mean I'd fall in love too.

[jadevalentine-writes]

So I've been ranting about this over on my main blog, but playing through Portal and Portal 2 has me thinking about writing a fic from Caroline's perspective. That she's actually smart as a whip but took the role of receptionist/secretary because the 1950s/1960s were not kind to women in science so the only way to get her foot in the door was to belittle herself. But them she ends up (literally) running the place anyway at the end.

I have already mentally plotted out several scenes! I am very excited! I just love her so much!

[ikilledtvguy]

this is so dumb and i hate it so bad but i spent too long on this so you guys have to see it too sorry💔

original thingy lol

[yes-man-luvrrr]

I’m coping

[hasbledtodeathunderourknife]

I feel the same way towards Yorick as I did to Wheatley.

Yes he’s definitely suspect and probably going to betray us but I do not care. They could never make me hate him. Yorick I will knowingly follow you straight into a trap.

[gamequoteshowdown]

WARNING THIS POLL CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE FOLLOWING GAMES: Portal 2

Quote 1: "Well A.D.D., primarily, but also life, my parents, this school, western civilization, but really, honestly, enough about me." - Gary Smith, Bully

Quote 2: "Hello! This is the part where I kill you." - Wheatley, Portal 2

Propaganda under cut

Quote 1: "What is your problem, man?" Gary is a horrible guy. He says this to Jimmy to explain why he's a bully when they first meet at school

Quote 2: "This is the part where he kills you."

"GLaDOS: ""Well, this is the part where he kills us."" Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You. Song playing: The Part Where He Kills You Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You. This is that part.

It's iconic, straightforward, and to the point. This is the part where he kills you, that's what's going to happen and he just tells you ""hey, I'm gonna kill you now"". More of a heads-up than most villains!"

[ratxbones]

drew this while watching my best friend play random jerma games he found on steam