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minhxiao · 4 months ago

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really into the canon fact that hua cheng is like a 1950s housewife who sets an alarm 1 hour before his husband wakes up just so that he can make himself presentable, do his morning skincare routine, take his overnight curls out, slip his eyepatch on, etc. and then he slides back into bed right as xie lian is waking up and does a fake little yawn as if he only just woke up like that and goes "good morning, gege :)"

#an absolute fucking diva....#and it really is canon!#the extra where xl saw him when he wasn't prepared and hc was like “great. this is now the worst fucking day of my life!” lskdjflsk #hua cheng #tgcf #hualian

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the1trueanon · 1 year ago

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actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.

actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much

alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-

hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3

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chauves0uris · 2 months ago

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jean is french AND a scorpio. hang in there, jeremy 🫰🏻

#sorry that's actually fucking amazing #this boy is a diva #and i absolutely love it #jean moreau #jeremy knox #jerejean #the sunshine court #tsc #all for the game #aftg #aftg fandom

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russelliv · 2 months ago

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WE FUCKING GOT IN, BRITCEDES NATION HOLY SHIT IM CRYING!!! 😭😭😭

#LETS FUCKING GO IM CRYING #GEORGE YOU ABSOLUTE DIVA LEADING 50 LAPS #LEWIS WORKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP #RAHHHHHHH #britcedes #george russell #lewis hamilton #vegas gp 2024 #f1

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its-hai-time · 2 years ago

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My klapollo vision is two messy idiots. They argue literally all the time. They’ve broken up twice for the span of like one or two weeks and both times they were both wrecks. Apollo is the cheapest man to live, he learned to sew so he wouldn’t have to buy new clothes. Klavier is a millionaire paying for a luxury apartment he never actually uses with a fucking grand piano he doesn’t know how to play. They argue about where they want to go for lunch. They can NEVER get married because they’ll never agree on what to do for the wedding.

#Klavier is a guy who is hard to characterize. people always seem to make him too nice.#no. he is a diva. he doesn't want to be lowkey.#he wants literally the most extra wedding ever and it makes apollo want to faint #also important to note Klavier was more visually a wreck than Apollo when they've broken up but Apollo was not able to do ANYTHING #an absolute mental MESS #important to note they are also very sweet with each other but they're like an old couple.#them bickering is so important to me #Klavier resorting to calling Apollo 'Forehead' when he's annoyed #klapollo #ALSO I CAN NEVER IMAGINE THEM HAVING KIDS #they're literally not built for that #apollo is a fucking nervous wreck he doesn't deserve that

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hailsatanacab · 1 year ago

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so I'm enjoying watching Castaway Diva a lot more than I thought I would and like along with the main questions (who is jung ki-ho, where is he, is he one of the brothers) I'm really thinking......... did she eat her dad

#castaway diva #kdrama #seriously though did she eat her dad #is that insensitive? yes #but also like.#its a possibility #i mean probably not though - if only because he was (spoilers) dead when they washed ashore #(that's if he WAS dead - like could you imagine the trauma of being stuck on a deserted island with the abuser you were trying to escape???#(like on top of the trauma of being stranded anyway.... yeesh)#but yeah by the time you’ve given up hope of being immediately rescued and you’re foraging for what little food you can find...#dad's gotta be pretty decomposed at that point right?#she probably didnt eat her dad #but the thought would be there though wouldnt it #ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES but damn if her little tropical island wilderness camp didnt look cosy af tho #anyway im highkey reminded of those guys that were lost at sea for a week or w/e where upon being rescued they said #it was a pretty nice break away from it alll #like yeah i can see that #the fucking shit she came up with though - she built a HOUSE #real tarzan shit #anyway yeah watch castaway diva its cute and pretty good #cannibalism #should have tagged that earlier whoops #also wait im coming back to these tags to say #god but just imagine the flipside of not eating him - you have to make your home with your dad's body decomposing by the shore #or you have to bury him yourself #just imagine the seagulls flocking around for a meal while you're trying to survive #how horrible

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bmpmp3 · 9 months ago

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i hope love live can work with KIRA again someday, ka ga ya ki ra ri ra is like, UNREASONABLY good

#GIIIIIIRLS........ and fantasyyyyyyyyyyy #Shake It Make It POP POP #so fucking good. it has some of the most masterful tension building and release ive ever heard in a love live song #i LOVE that they say 'oh my gosh' so much like instead of oh my god or omg or something #that like. cheeky restraint with the softer -sh sound building up into the rest of the absolute diva style club banger #SO GOOD so good #i think he'd probably be great to compose for a r3birth song - especially with mia and his english lyrics #plus his sound is similar to some of the stuff they do with lanzhu #but i also think hed be great if they wanted to bump up an azalea or 5ynchri5e song to be more intense #or if they wanted to lean a guilty kiss or catchu song more electro. or maybe diver diva too?#in general ive been really enjoying when vocaloid producers get involved with love live. i think its a match made in heaven #LL as a franchise ive always found really puts their ALL in the music production and lyrics compared to other franchises #like every song is so carefully crafted. and producers who are used to crafting their own vocals from like midis are a perfect fit i think #deco27s work on muteki kyuu believer and tsunagaru connect is WONDERFUL #oh and i didnt realize this but police piccadilly was involved in the arrangement for tsunagaru connect too! that song is so so good #and of course we love banzai digital trippers. we cant not

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transarsonist · 1 year ago

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#i am most attracted to a woman when she is better than me in most ways #listen is it so much that i wanna be jakey but a girl?#i wanna be some smoking hot diva's absolute mid girlfriend and no one understands why shes dating me #but its cause i think shes funny and laugh at her jokes and she think im goofy #and they're thinking like #the dick cant be THAT good #and its so fucking not even close to that good its just Love at the core

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lucithornz · 1 year ago

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I have decided I aspire to give as few fucks about other peoples' opinions as Max Verstappen. Every clip I have seen of him talking to the media has been delightfully full of "Fuck this" vibes XD

Meanwhile any question longer than like a sentence causes Charles to zone out and forget what's happening around him. And then he turns Canadian. Polite af, apologetic, earnest, and probably too nice for his own good XD

Everyone else seems to be some combination of these two approaches. It's beautiful XD

I am begging you to watch Kimi Raikonnen press interviews, he perfected the craft here

Max is very much a "I do not give a fuck about anything that isn't serious racing" and we love him for it

Charles getting giggly during interviews gives me new life

MAX

#Max is the apprentice to the craft of “zero fuck giving” that Kimi perfected #Kimi is a retired driver absolute legend last driver to win the championship in a Ferrari #he is the most IDGAF diva and I miss him every single day #you gave me no reasons to talk about Kimi and somehow I managed to do it anyway #luci talks about f1 #Max gets especially short with the American media which is always very funny #Best moment is when the media ask him about Charles and he just grabs Charles and pulls him into the interview #Like why don't you ask CHARLES is you're gonna be talking about him #absolute icon

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moontheoretist · 2 years ago

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I am really flabbergasted by all those American takes on Civil War. "Tony landed his friends in Guantanamo Bay". Honey, Tony tried to prevent the Avengers from being treated like monsters the whole fucking movie, but Steve didn't listen, and landed his Team in the RAFT. How is it Tony's fault? He tried his best to make them see reason. He tried to save them, because if Ross sent a squad, they would go for a kill, not capture. He didn’t even know that RAFT existed, because it was a super secret fucking prison under American law. Yes, how they were treated there was horrible. But it was in no way Tony’s fault. They made their own bed by breaking the law and giving Ross all the cards he needed. RAFT’s sole existence is an atrocity that is all on America, because USA has the audacity to make a prison like this under UN’s nose and claim it abides by the Accords.

#mcu critical #pro tony stark #anti team cap #sorry not sorry #marvelous diva's are shitty at watching with comprehension #fuck marvelous divas basically #i never heard such atrocities as they spew #blaming characters that have absolutely no reason to be blamed #misinterpreting the story in favor of team cap #i am done lol #i hate americans #i really do #or I will start if you don't shut up soon

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jopzer · 1 year ago

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the thing about jamie tartt is that he's like if shauna shipman and jackie taylor raised a baby together

#beebles #yellowjacketed #that's my tag for these insane posts i think #jamie tartt #ted lasso #if the baby and jackie had lived it would've shook out this way trust #an absolute weirdo who is obsessive and angry who's also a fucking diva that's obsessed with himself??#he gets his vanity and his infatuation and his weird rivalry thing from his mothers

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voiidhearter · 1 month ago

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these fuck ass lava eels

you want what

#dude a while ago on a farm i had w my friends we had lava eels in a pool #tell me why they wanted an iridium bar and a diamond #wed be more comfortable if we have an iridium bar #like these prissy ass eels #these absolute fucking DIVAS #no bitch. you 8 lava eels are not getting a whole iridium bar all for yourself #bitch i keep you around to eat your unborn children. learn your god damn place #fucking eels dude #jay posts #stardew valley

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russelliv · 2 months ago

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WE FUCKING GOT IN, BRITCEDES NATION HOLY SHIT IM CRYING!!! 😭😭😭

#LETS FUCKING GO IM CRYING #GEORGE YOU ABSOLUTE DIVA LEADING 50 LAPS #LEWIS WORKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP #RAHHHHHHH #britcedes #george russell #lewis hamilton #vegas gp 2024 #f1

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lace-chocolate · 1 month ago

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do I filter for bottom Lestat almost exclusively? you bet his ass I do

#like hELLO??????#he is a man unafraid of all the pleasures in life (except real connection. oop)#but he absolutely lives for getting fucked like are you kidding #he absolutely loves fucking as well and does that frequently (as we all have seen)#BUT COME ON. THIS DIVA?????#verse for sure. preferred bottom. especially for Louis #anyways #shut up lc

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20000dollarnosebleed · 3 months ago

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BOYS LIKE GIRLS OFFICIALLY ADDED TO WHEN WE WERE YOUNG FEST THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭💜💜💜💜

this is the best fucking news of my life, the universe loves me thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you 🙏🏻 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

#boys like girls #blg #wwwy 2024 #I keep saying I can’t believe it #which is completely untrue #bc it was literally the first thing out of my mouth the second I heard AAR dropped out #the stars were perfectly aligned for them to just step in a fill their spot #the right genre. the right fanbase. the right popularity level. ALREADY IN VEGAS for a sideshow. already played in 2022 #also I knew Martin would jump at the offer as soon as they got it #I am so so so so SO fucking happy #my throat hurts for the screeching I did for the 5 minutes after it got announced LOLOL #so glad AAR are divas who don’t care about their fans because holy shit we are absolutely WINNING now #cut the dead weight and add someone EVEN BETTER 💜💜💜

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joey-regrets-nothing · 19 days ago

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frank iero 🤝 dan howell

basically being emo versions of y/n

Frank Iero is so funny to me, because man is literally Y/N.

Like... the dude were Mcr's first proper fan and their biggest fan. Then they asked him if he wanted to join the band. Which led to him and the singer making out on stage, and he also became a world famous rockstar.

Plus, he's born on Halloween?????

He sounds made up.

Actually, each member in MCR sounds made up, but for very different reasons

#i saw someone call dan y/n the other day and after seeing this felt the need to add on #like literally think about it #two absolute girlypop diva icons (thats such a mixture of words) who consume a beloved form of media #and pursue the creator(s) of this media so much that they end up forming a close relationship #to the point that they either a) join the fucking band that becomes a household name or b) become synonymous with the creator of said media #does anybody else see it???#that is peak y/n #mcr #my chem #my chemical romance #frank iero #dan howell #danisnotonfire #dan and phil #dnp #joey is rambling

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