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The Not-So-New 52: Suicide Squad - Hell to Pay (2018)
Welcome to The Not-So-New 52, your digital Swampflix comic book (adaptation) newsstand! Starting in 2007, DC Comics and Warner Premiere entered the direct-to-home-video market with animated features, mostly in the form of adaptations of well-received event comics or notable arcs. This Swampflix feature takes its name from the 2011 DC relaunch event “The New 52,” and since there are (roughly)…
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#animation#billy brown#c thomas howell#christian slater#dc comics#hell to pay#kristin bauer#Lists & Articles#mark boomer redmond#not so new 52#suicide squad#tara strong#vanessa williams
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Saiyan Squad AU (part 1) ⭐️
The Saiyan homeworld is Sadala (because Planet Vegeta is ridiculous), but its capital city is Vegeta, where, of course, the royal family resides. Sadala itself is a conglomerate of Australia, Asia, and Africa and the Saiyans are a mishmash akin to the Spartans, Celts, Aztecs, and Mongols. Sadala is pretty much like a space version of Australia: it’s a chaotic death trap from its climate and wildlife to its inhabitants. The Saiyans are made up of clans and have a feudal system, but they all serve the one ruling monarch.
Saiyans act as mercenaries and hunters. Like Predator, they are best known for traveling galaxies to find worthy opponents to fight. They’re feared and reviled as a race of barbaric savages.
They also look more animalistic: they have pointed ears, sharper teeth, claws, and some fur on their bodies.
Saiyans have had a feud with the Cold Empire for a very long time. At one point, they were allied together but the Cold Empire looked down at the Saiyans and began to subjugate them, so the Saiyans started resisting which led to all out war. When Frieza came to power, he amped up the war. He killed King Vegeta III but spared his young son, Vegeta III, to make the boy his puppet king/child hostage.
The city of Vegeta’s center is where the royalty live, while its outskirts is made up of the slums the third class inhabit. This is where Raditz and Kakarot are born and live with their parents Gine and Bardock. Gine serves as a cook to the troops and the residents while Bardock is a captain of his own troop. Gine and Bardock both teach the boys about hunting but Bardock is mostly in charge of their combat training. The boys start their formal training at five-years-old and are put in the same unit as young king Vegeta.
Raditz is the atypical rough and crass Saiyan boy, but Kakarot is another story. He inherited Gine’s kind heart and good nature, making him seem as weak by most Saiyans. He’s unfortunately treated as an outcast and subjected to bullying from his peers. However, he’s passionate and hard-working and wants to become a great and strong warrior, like his big brother and dad, so he’s committed to training hard. It pays off and he makes enough progress so that when his father Bardock talks with the higher-ups he’s able to convince them to put Kakarot on the same unit as Raditz and Vegeta under Nappa, Vegeta’s guardian.
The Saiyan-Frieza feud reaches its turn years later, when Vegeta approaches age fifteen. By then, he’s old enough by law to rule on his own and he’s determined to break free from Frieza’s grasp. As Vegeta begins to secure his independence and throne and wiggle free, Frieza has become fed up with the Saiyans and sees them as a genuine threat. The final nail in the coffin is when he and his men consult the Kanassans on the future of Frieza’s reign. A Kanassan oracle foretells that Frieza will meet his end at the hands of a golden warrior, presumed to be the legendary Super Saiyan. Frieza straight away comes up with a diabolical plan.
To everyone’s surprise, Frieza not only agrees to Vegeta ruling independently, he also agrees to signing a truce with the Saiyans and ending the bad blood for good. In celebration, a formal coronation is held for Vegeta along with ecstatic festivities all over Sadala. Every Saiyan is recalled back to homeworld for the momentous occasion. However, Bardock and his troop stumble upon Frieza’s real plan: to get all the Saiyans together in one place, make them vulnerable, and destroy them all along with their planet altogether. Bardock’s team is attacked and killed to quiet them but Bardock survives and despite being wounded he races to tell everyone and save his family.
Bardock barely makes it back in time. Just as he’s warning the others, Frieza’s soldiers attack and Frieza himself forms a Death Ball to strike at Sadala. Saiyans desperately try to fight back and escape, but many are killed by Frieza soldiers and many more as the Death Ball collides and the planet begins to destruct. Bardock fights on while trying desperately to find his family.
During Sadala’s destruction, Gine and teenaged Raditz and ten-year-old Kakarot manage to find a pod, but it can only fit two of them. Gine makes the boys get in and go without her, assuring it will all be fine (she knows she’s probably not going to make it, but at least her children will be safe). Sadala finally explodes into oblivion just as Raditz & Kakarot make it to safety. Bardock barely makes it out in time. Gine doesn’t make it.
The Saiyans are thusly reduced to the brink of extinction as only a few thousand remain. Surviving Saiyans flee to a desolated planet to recover. This includes Vegeta, Nappa, Raditz, Kakarot, and Bardock (who barely made it out in time). Because of his wounds, Bardock is put in a comatose state in a healing tank for a few days.
In spite of the loss of Sadala and the majority of the Saiyans, Vegeta swears revenge on Frieza. All remaining Saiyans are ordered to group up and spread out across the galaxies. The war against the Frieza Empire is to continue by any means necessary. Saiyans resort to whipping up secret settlements on planets and fighting back via piracy and guerrilla warfare. The endgame is to tear down Frieza’s empire brick by brick and, ultimately, kill Frieza himself.
Vegeta calls on Raditz and Kakarot to join him and Nappa on his quest to hunt and kill Frieza. Vegeta initially doesn’t want to include Kakarot, whom he deems a liability, but acquiesces.
Frieza puts out a bounty on each and every remaining Saiyan, most of all on the “so-called King of Saiyans” Vegeta.
And so, the Vegeta Force moves out. But they become known as the “Saiyan Squad”. Vegeta and Raditz don’t like it, but Kakarot thinks it’s a cool name.
#Saiyan squad au#my idea#notes#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dbz#saiyans#Sadala#Vegeta#Goku#kakarot#raditz#Bardock#Nappa#Gine#dragon ball au#alternate universe#Saiyan squad
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Hiyaaa I was wondering if you could write something about Aj x reader dating and breaking up in high-school and then reconnect because of like reader on stream with Kai cenat and aj recognizing them
Absolutely love your fics x
Oo okay not you having the cutest idea ever!! Thank so much for this one, honestly was so excited when i first saw this, hopefully I can do it justice!!
Second Chances- Aj Shabeel x Reader
summary: request pretty much sums it up <33
warnings: none that I can think of, just some rushed writing!
requests: open!
When you first became friends with Aj, it seemed as though there was an immediately connection between you two. Everyone, especially both of your groups of friends were always encouraging you guys to go further with a relationship. After both of you denying it for weeks, he finally took you on a date, something simple and sweet like and dinner and movie.
After that, there was no stopping you guys as the inseparable duo you were. Both of you put your everything into the relationship, to the point where people around might’ve just hated you just a tiny bit.
That’s why it was especially devastating when you broke up- it was at a party, and both of you were just amped up and not in the right head space. Looking back on it, it was a really stupid argument- he was anxious that you were cheating on him, which made you angry that he could ever think you would do something like that. Things spiraled, and you both went your separate ways.
After high school, you both had relatively similar interests as far as careers- you both wanted to make it big in the entertainment industry, him as a YouTuber and you as a singer.
With both of your lives fairly open in the public eye, it was easy to keep tabs on him. You definitely tuned in to watch his channel from the beginning, however never making yourself known. It was honestly hard to watch as his channel grew- he’d always told you it was his dream to do so, but you never expected it would be without you.
You always wanted to reach out, but it seemed less and less likely that he would even remember you as his views and subscribers grew. It was clear, however, that time had taken away any bad feelings between the two of you- it was just that there was no chance of having any feelings towards each other again.
It wasn’t long after that when your song blew up. It was something that happened over night, and you were overwhelmed by the sudden support and popularity you were faced with. With this came many new opportunities for you- interviews, performances, invites to celebrity parties, and much more.
It was inevitable that you got the invite to participate in a stream with Kai, with all the new fame you had gained. You enthusiastically agreed, with a date set for the next week.
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Now, thinking back on it, it shouldn’t have been a surprise that Beta Squad would be there during your stay, considering they had just finished filming in America with AMP a day before. In your defense, though, Aj definitely knew you were coming too. It was something both you and Kai had been promoting on social media a couple days before, so he was well aware of the fact that you’d end up reuniting that day.
Now, why he didn’t say anything about it, no one knows. In his mind, he thought it was the right time. He missed you, and he felt that same pain about your growing success.
When you first arrived at the house, you were welcomed by Kai and a couple of his other companions, giving a friendly hug to each of them. You were both just chilling, with him asking you questions about your career, ordering food for you both as he usually would do with his guests.
Aj had been hanging with Fanum upstairs with the rest of the Beta Squad when the food arrived. Giving into the whole “Fanum Tax” bit, they all headed down to your location to joke around a bit like normal.
As mentioned, Aj knew you were going to be there. It just hadn’t really clocked for him until you turned around to hand some chips to Fanum with a laugh that he registered that you were actually in front of him.
When you locked eyes with him, you froze for only a second. It was awkward, sure, but the second you smiled and got up to hug him, you both were simply happy to finally be reconnecting.
“Shut up, there’s no way you’re here right now! What are you doing here?”
“Good to see you too, y/n/n,” was his sarcastic reply, as he held you close with a wide smile.
“What the hell, do you two know each other?” Was what came from Kai, followed by similar remarks from the rest of the group, all confused about your sudden closeness, considering they’d never seen you two together.
“You could say that, yeah. Y/n/n and I go wayyy back,” he slung an arm around your shoulders, acting as though you both were right back where you’d been all those years ago in high school (not that you minded in the slightest).
The rest of the stream was spent telling stories of the past, the chat blowing up with questions the entire time. Confessions were made on both sides, with Beta Squad exposing Aj for talking about you all the time, and with you, embarrassingly enough, revealing that sad song you’d written was about him.
It was the obvious next step for you guys to go out with just one another and reconnect, not quite a date yet. As time went on, your little meeting became more and more romantic, eventually with you two becoming the perfect couple you were destined to be.
Now you took every chance you could to support him and his channel, now being a consistent guest in his videos. As far as your music career went, he went to every concert he could make it to, and constantly yapped about how much he loved your songs, especially the ones you’d written about him!
Looks like it all worked out in the end!! Yay!!
Thanks so much for this request and your kind words, hope this was what you had in mind anonie <33
love ya!!
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Sorry for another long one. I am basically planning this out while gushing about it. Now into some more juicy SG Autobot dynamics.
Goldbug is definitely jealous of the "new baby". He has been undisputedly Tarn's favorite (he reminds him of Glitch) and it is clear to everyone that Amp is special. Goldbug does not take this well and complains to the others in the squad about it.
Mainly, Thunderclash who is using him as a shield from Rodimus who won't stop making doe eyes at him. Not that Thunderclash recognizes it. Tarn said everyone had to spar to help work out some tensions and Rodimus went for him and Thunderclash managed to catch and pin him. He's thoroughly convinced that Rodimus wants him dead. But it's well known he cannot stand Goldbug.
Everyone else is well aware Rodimus wants him distinctly not dead and thoroughly somewhere else because a.) Rodimus likes big bots (see Ultra Magnus and that brief flirtation with Optimus), b.) Rodimus is definitely trying to get close to one of Tarn's and potentially manipulate them, and c.) Rodimus is under the mistaken impression that Thunderclash, no name loser Goldbug thinks with almost fondness, has a crush on him because Thunders is always unfailingly polite and helped Rodimus up and brushed him off and strictly follows Tarn's "Proper Manners" to a T. So basically Thunderclash acted like a perfect gentleman which was high above Roddie's minimal standards. Rodimus clearly wants an ego boost and is going for it and the more he is denied the more he wants.
Goldbug despairs for Thunders intellect and his Spark when Rodimus gets a hold of him.
Jazz though is listening and Jazz likes to start stuff and is testing out Tarn's boundaries and has a good idea on Goldbug and Amp's personalities. So he encourages Goldbug to do something about it. Thunderclash is very distrustful and Goldbug feels vindicated.
Goldbug hunts Amp down, sneaking into that side of the base, and finds him reading over poetry. Goldbug decided to test him out and is startled to find he is recognized on sight. Amp beams at him and mentions that Tarn had told him about his team and he couldn't wait to meet them.
Goldbug invites him on a Hunt and the bubbly Amp agrees.
They are hunting down a traitor named Doubledealer. Upon hearing this Amp speaks very coldly for the first time and says "Traitors should be punished." Goldbug jerks because it sounds like Tarn. They work together somewhat clumsily and Amp ends up saving Goldbug who gets caught up and knocked unconscious. Goldbug wakes up to Doubledealer dead allegedly from being electrocuted by the building wires of the apartment he collapsed on them and Amp caring for Goldbug.
Goldbug and Amp bond and Goldbug becomes protective of his "delicate" friend and when they come back he notes strange burns on Doubledealer's wrists but doesn't think much of it.
Amp meanwhile goes back home humming and pleased with himself. Tarn has been very careful teaching him about loyalty and Decepticons and Jazz has been covering loyalty and getting information. Amp has found he has a knack for information and has been stalking all of the Seekers and making profiles about them and hacking Blaster’s feeds and the communication system. Killing was uncomfortable but he remembered what Tarn taught him and that he needed to protect Goldbug (his new friend!) and managed it.
Amp was totally playing Goldbug but now Goldbug has decided they are friends and will be introducing him to the others. Jazz notes him sneaking in and teases him about "collecting bugs with honey". Jazz has taken to Amp as well and made some comments about mentoring himself, which had terrified Prowl. Amp is training with both of them under Tarn's protective instructions.
Amp is determined to make his mentor proud and happily brings him Doubledealer's body and looks up for praise. Optimus is there and watches Tarn praise Amp with a strange look before hesitating and patting Amp's head and telling him he did well. Amp is thrilled because his other pseudo mentor is much more distant usually.
Goldbug is 100% way so jealous.
The idea of sg Thunderclash clinging to Goldbug as sg Roddie repellant is hilarious, even more hilarious that sg Rodimus is down bad.
Thunderclash i don't think Roddie wants your head, at leat not the one you think he wants
SG Rodimus playing minigames with himself
oh sg thunderclash you're trying and what that has gotten you is a stalker
Jazz: shitstirrer extraordinaire
Ohhhoh? Goldbug and Amp rivals (at least a one sided rivalry on Goldie's part) to friends?
...hm. interesting, amp, interesting.
Dear fuck Amp is gonna get terrifying quick isn't he
.... a penny for Optimus's thoughts? Because he's either slightly afraid (unusual) or jealous of his pet Lord's mentee (more likely, has severe consequences)
#maccadam#transformers#opitarn au#mtmte tarn#amp#sg goldbug#sg jazz#sg prowl#sg Thunderclash#sg rodimus#doubledealer is hear but he's dead#something tells me Amp's following in Tarn's footsteps in quite the peculiar way#[walking through shards of glass]
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Alliance Rip Through ALGS Competition With One of the Least-Picked Characters in Apex Legends
Split Today, Round 2 of the ALGS got underway with a matchup between EMEA Region Groups A and B. Three legends have been consistent throughout the shifting meta, but one team shocked the competition by playing a character that receives very little attention from both the competitive and casual gaming communities. Alliance ran the composition of Valkyrie, Seer and Rampart for all six games on day one of the EMEA Pro League, to great success. Using the Amped Modder, ALL won one game, racking up 26 total kills, ending their day in third place with 56 total points. With the Season 16 changes overhauling the class system, many teams have picked up Catalyst, using her Dark Veil as an alternate rotation option to Bangalore’s Smoke Launcher. The ability to block the opponents’ line of sight helps keep teams safe while transitioning to safer grounds, but it crucially does not block bullets, a situation where Rampart shines. Using the Mobile Minigun “Sheila”, Alliance can to spam teams making their way into the ring, demonstrated against Pioneers in game 3 of World’s Edge. Rampart currently sits as the second least-played legend, only holding a 1.4% global pick rate across all players. In comparison, Bangalore, a meta staple in both splits, sits at 7.4%, with a 50% pick rate in the recent Split One Playoffs across all participating teams. The Professional Soldier has already seen a lot of play in other regions, as teams in APAC-S have trended towards compositions involving Bangalore, Catalyst, or both legends. The utility that Rampart offers to a team is more than just Sheila’s high damage. She’s able to poke squads and pick fights without wasting ammo and from the safety of Amped Cover, allowing Alliance to raise their evo shields and conserve resources while keeping an eye out for their next rotation. Valkyrie’s Skyward Dive allowed ALL to quickly set up a defensive perimeter in their matches, and deter any teams from pushing in on their position, allowing Rampart to freely farm damage without fear of retaliation if she goes down. Oscar “Yuki” Jiang picked Rampart for all six games, singling out opponents with Sheila’s fast fire rate and damage from a relatively safe distance. Game 4 featured a fight against Phoenix Legacy, where despite getting EMPed before they dropped down, no members of ALL took more than 50 damage after engaging, thanks to Rampart’s massive damage output. This allowed them to quickly reset without any members going down for the game-winning push. With their third-place finish, ALL ends day one with 18 league points. They will return on March 18, 1pm CT, for Groups B vs C. Fans can directly spectate Yuki’s Rampart on his Twitch channel, alongside his teammates, Hakis and Effect. Spectators can also keep up with the league standings on the PlayApex Twitch and ALGS YouTube channels. Read the full article
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Happy Birthday Lexi Rivera
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Body Guard/ Assassin HC (Request)
Damian Wayne x (Gender Neutral Reader)
· I want to make a series for this so let me know what you think about the HC version
· You were born in 1598 into a rich upper-class family very prominent in royal courts all over
· It all went downhill for your family however when the men were found to have been running serious mobs and gangs that were secretive towards the royals that they were stealing from and killing for political gain
· They were all killed and the women and yourself (trying to gender neutral) were left to fend for themselves in the poor parts of the large capitol
· That is until one day, you’re recruited to be the Princess’ Assassin
· This means that you’re her body guard, confidant, and assassin for her personal needs while her parents were out of country tending to international affairs
· Alongside many others who were already part of the high military ranking, you’re trained to lead this squad and protect the princess at all costs
· On one mission, you’re tasked to investigate a series of high- level missing persons and track it to a goddess witch that was living in the mountains away from everyone else
· Your partner attacked before you had the chance to assess the situation and as punishment, she turned the two of you into immortals
· You’d never see each other again and were cursed to spend the rest of your lives looking for one another so that eventually you’d be reunited and join the gods above as a reward for your good deeds
· After many, many lives you stopped looking and gave up, instead training and having your many identities go down in history as the shadow of all war and the secret weapon against wrong
· Now, in modern days you’ve been granted elemental powers from the gods (I’m in an avatar mood lol) and you’re working as a body guard and intelligence agent
· You’re hard to come by but not enough so to where the famous Wayne family couldn’t hire you
· At the time, they were dealing with serious security threats and a rise in kidnappings and couldn’t blow their cover by fighting it off
· The first day on the job, you’re men were behind you when you entered
· “Mr. Wayne, it’s a pleasure.” You said walking into his office where he and his family were waiting.
· “Likewise. Kids, this is F/N, our new body guard for the family. I have hired them and their men to look out for all of us when we go out due to the rise in crime and violence.”
· Everyone was welcoming and immediately got along with you but for Damian
· “Father I still don’t see why we need a baby sitter like this.”
· Before he could answer you dismissed your men, “One; I’m not your baby sitter and you are free to go about where ever you may choose but contractually, I’m required to follow, two; I’m here to make sure that none of you blow your cover and to be your cover when you need it; three, I’m the one making sure that none of you die during your daily tasks so show some respect to myself and my men and get used to it.”
· Damian didn’t say anything else after that and Bruce decided that all of you should go ahead and leave the building
· After a few weeks, nothing had really happened, you’d been headlining for a few times that you’d shoved a reporter out of the way and the family bond that you’d formed with the Wayne’s including the youngest that you were shared age with (for this life at least)
· Damian and the rest of the family learned a few moves from you and he found out where you’d been trained and that you’d been in the league of assassins during the early early stages dating back to the man on the mountain era
· Finally it was time that the meetings amped up and it was time for Damian and Tim to start schooling once more
· They were both in high school and you were in charge of Damian while another one of your own was in charge of Tim
· Damian was used to coming downstairs in the morning to find you in the gardens or cave meditating, training, running, or just preparing for the day
· The students and teachers were all very aware of you and so were the annoying .... bullies
· Now there weren’t any that Damian couldn’t take care of, he just always got into trouble for it but you had the authority to kick their asses whenever you needed to
· So, when one tried to mess around, you’d always tell them to back off for security reasons
· “Aww Wayne whatcha gonna do about it? Send your S/O to take care of business.”
· You’d always just roll your eyes and wipe them out which made Damian’s day considering it was always hilarious
· It wasn’t until you and Damian were really dating that he truly appreciated your presence
· At events, you and your men cleared the area before they came in, whenever there was trouble, you were always on top of it, when he needed a good sparring partner, you were there, you kept the identities of the family hidden from your men and were the only ones that knew since they all lived off the Wayne manor grounds when it wasn’t job time
· The one time that you really got to show out was when there actually was a successful kidnapping
· The room was slowly being filled with gas and you had noticed that something was wrong
· When you tried to leave, everything went dark and large metal doors locked the wooden ones in the conference room
· Before you could bend the doors, a grenade was launched in and you were all outnumbered
· You recognized the uniforms and let yourself be turned in as this was someone that you had been hunting down
· They took you to a separate cell for questioning only to be horrified when you seemed to enjoy the pain (whether it’s your thing or not, you learned it was a good tactic for battle since no one was ready for it)
· Disgusted, they took you back to the cell that everyone else was in and threw you in
· Damian caught you since they didn’t take the restraints off
· You took them off with your bending and let them fall to the ground
· “Okay everyone listen. I’ve set fire bombs throughout the building which will go off in thirty minutes.”
· YOU HAVE FIRE BOMBS ... Jason was excited and he didn’t even know what they did
· “Yes but that’s beside the point. I want everyone to be following me, my men are being held in the cell across from us in sector C and we will have to get them. They���ll cover you as we make the exit and if anything happens because I expect the leader will come out, I’ll handle them. Your only job is to make it out without blowing your cover.”
· Damian wasn’t sure about sending you out like that and pulled you over before you could leave
· “Damian, it’s going to be fine. I’ve told you before, worse things have happened in all my past lives and I’m not worried about a thing.”
· You bent the bars out of the way and took one as a staff for yourself
· Tim wanted one but he knew not to ask since you wouldn’t give one
· You exited and got your men who formed a wall around the Wayne’s
· When it came time, you went Avatar state more or less and totally obliterated the site
· The thirty minutes had come and Jason got to see what the fire bombs did
· Instead of just blowing metal shrapnel everywhere, they turned into bits of lava and hot, hot rock with a reactor in the middle that shot blue flames
· The men on the other side that survived your attack didn’t with the fire bombs and were incinerated trying to catch all of you while running down the hall
· Jason wants them but Bruce forbids it
· Now if I did a series on this, it’d be kind of different with more added things and a lot more fights and development but for the sake of the headcannon, I dumbed it down
#dc x reader#dc comics#dc characters#batfam x reader#batboys x reader#batfam#headcanon#teen titans x reader#teen titans#teen titans x y/n#damian wayne x you#damian wayne x y/n#damian wayne x reader#damian wanye#damian wayne imagine#damian al ghul#robin x you#robin x reader#robin x y/n#robin
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Bakusquad Crack Post Pt.2
Hello you beautiful bitches 😌 hope you had a good day today! I was stuck on what I was going to write and decided to make a side story on what happened with the LoV in the first part! So now i’ll give you high bakusquad ft. The LoV🤩
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Pairing: Aged up Bakusquad x gn!Y/n x LoV
Warnings: Use of marijuana, swearing, injuries, slight manga spoilers
Summary: Bakusquad gets kidnapped by the Lov, but it turns out better than expected.
✨QUICK RECAP ✨
You and the Bakusquad were v e r y faded chilling on a hill watching the stars
A nomu pops out of no where and you all start attacking, but completely miss
The nomu starts chasing you and ends up knocking everyone out
OKAY NOW LETS GET IT 😈
So... you got kidnapped by the infamous League of Villains
B💥: *waking up* “Fucking shit what hap- oh shit hey crusty 😏 never thought i’d be here again.”
ST(Shiggy)🧴: “Never thought you’d be this easy to catch you little bitch”
B💥: “WHO YOU CALLIN A LITTLE BITCH YOU FLAKEY FU-”
Y/n🥵: *evil/scary ass voice* “Bakugou if you don’t shut the fuck up right now i’ll let his flakey ass disintegrate you. You’re beING TOO FUCKING LOUD 😃🔪”
B💥: “uh... where’d you get that knife from :D”
K💪🏼: “Hey guys, sorry to ruin your moment but shouldn’t we be concerned that we got kidnapped.”
M💅🏽: “I agree... We literally got kidnapped by the people who want to kill us.”
S🕷: “Oh shit, that’s who they are? No wonder they looked so familiar.”
All: 👁👄👁
ST🧴: “Ya’ll are dumber than I expected... anyway we want you guys to join us. You all have powerful quirks, especially you Baku-”
B💥: “YAWWNNNN. No thank you. I already said no.”
ST🧴: “Did you just s a y the word yawn 🙃 *scratching neck* You’re pissing me off. I’ll just kill you then.”
S🕷: “Hold on mr.saltine, before you kill bakubro can we smoke our last joint? This weed was expensive and I AM NOT letting it go to waste. Plus I have even more and it needs to be gone before I die.”
M💅🏽: “Sero please tell me you didn’t bring your stoner pack.”
S🕷: *pulls out his so called “Seros Super Stoner Pack”*
Shiggy’s starting to regret his life choices.
All of a sudden Dabi pops out of no where
DB🔥: “Is that weed? I smell weed. Where is it.”
Sero had the most amazing idea, but not for them to escape no, he has had the most amazing idea to make sure he finishes his weed.
S🕷: “...Wanna smoke with us 👀 I already rolled a joint and I can roll at least 4 more. Don’t wanna let it all go to waste 😃”
DB🔥: “Let them out of the cuffs. I need to smoke.”
At this point Shigaraki is over everything and decides to smoke to distract himself from the stupidity.
So, ya know, Sero does his thing and hands yall the other papers to roll up
*30 minutes and 5 joints later...*
DB🔥: “NO BUT LIKE ENDEAVOR IS A FUCKING B I T C H. HE CAN KISS MY BURNT ASS.”
This smoke session somehow turned into a therapy session.
DB🔥: “I KNOW HE’S MY DAD BUT HOLY SHIT. FUCKER PUSHED ME INTO FAKING MY OWN FUCKING DEATH AND NOW HERE I AM. IM BURNT, MUSTY, AND STUCK WITH THIS CRUSTY ASS BITCH.”
Y/n🥵: *patting his back* “There there, let it out... uhuh just like that”
DB🔥: “I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING CRY. MY TEAR DUCTS ARE BURNT AND I FEEL DUMB AS FUCK CRYING WITH NO TEARS. I LOOK FUCKING CONSTIPATED.”
ST🧴: “Bitch please, you look constipated all the time.”
DB🔥: “Square the fuck up. 😃 Right now.”
D⚡️: “So... we just gon ignore the fact that he’s Endeavors “dead” son?”
Eventually Dabi lets everything off of his chest and goes off pouting in your arms
To lighten up the mood Sero connects his phone to his speaker and picks whatever song came up first
It was WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion.
Denki was the first one to get up and starts to rap the first verse. He knew it word for word.
Sero joined in after but also started dancing
Mans was MOVING them hips. Them shits were swaying like it was nobody’s business 💅🏽
WAIT SO HEAR ME OUT, I feel like Bakugou would be a completely different person when he’s high
Yeah he’s still angry and shit but he’d be sooooo fucking funny
This bitch would get up all of a sudden and be like
B💥: “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG FUCKER. THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING MOVE”
Then he starts aggressively twerking anyway he can 😭
He’s twerking on the wall, on the floor, ON PEOPLE
You all eventually form a circle around him and start hyping him up
LMAOO ITS LIKE THAT DANCE CIRCLE AT SCHOOL DANCES AND EVERYONE HAS THEIR PHONE OUT
Y/n🥵: “BEST FRIEND SHOW EM YOUR MOVES”
K:💪🏼: “GO, OUUU YUH GET IT I GUESS 💅🏽... OKAY IM NEXT BEST FRIEND. GET THE CAMERA 🤩”
KIRI FUCKING PUSHES HIM OUT
K💪🏼: “dougie 🤪 hype me up 😤🥵”
He does it REALLY bad, but that’s not gonna stop the hype
ST🧴: “AHAHAHA WHY HE MOVIN LIKE THAT. MANS STIFF AS FUCK”
M💅🏽: “Like you can do any better than that 😗”
ST🧴: “Baby please, watch this”
Shiggy starts voguing... and he’s really fucking good.
All: “💀”
DB🔥: “HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING GOLD . YO GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT YOUR ROOMS. Hehe he’s gonna regret doing this. ”
The rest of the LoV members come out and are shocked
They don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or be disgusted
TG🔪: “Dabi... is he okay, wait a minute... wHEN DID THEY GET HERE”
SP🐊: “...I’m going back to my room.”
TW👺: “OUU YUH SHIGGY. GET IT BITCH- this is so fucking disgusting.”
Mr.Compress and Kurogiri don’t even bother to see whats happening
Once the most iconic part of the song pops up YOU AND MINA GO OFF.
M💅🏽: “OUT OF THE WAY BITCHES. ITS THE BADDIES TURN.”
Holy fuck can y/n and Mina marry me already. p l e a s e.
Yall hitting every beat, every move, THE ATTITUDE. Yes. A+. 1000/10
Everyone was screaming their asses off and jumping around
After WAP, Dear Maria, Count Me In by All Time Low played
DB🔥: “OHHH SHIT ITS MY TIME WHORES”
Dabi pulls out a guitar and amp out of thin air and plays his fucking heart out.
Bakugou finds drums and plays like theres no tomorrow
Sero finds a bass and joins in
Y/n🥵: “What the fuck 😃 why is this so good 😃”
The rest of you starts head banging and singing along
K💪🏼: “TAKE A BREATH DONT IT SOUND SO EASY, NEVER HAD A DOUBT NOW IM GOING CRAZY WATCHING FROM THE FLOOR”
M💅🏽: “waYMENT- I THOUGHT HE COULDN’T SING. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM 😳”
Denki adds harmony to the next part
K💪🏼D⚡️: “TAKE A BREATH AND LET THE REST COME EASY, NEVER SETTLE DOWN CAUSE THE CASH FLOW LEAVES ME. ALWAYS, WANTING MORE”
Y/n🥵: “DENKI YOU TOO??? I’m going to pass away. This is too muCH. I’M GOING TO SIMP PLEASE.”
Oop, the best part’s coming up... who’s singing next?👀
DB🔥: “IT WAS NEVER A PHASE MOM. ITS A LIFE STYLE- CAUSE I GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMING WITH YOU DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN THERES A STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BOTTLE AND IM THE PEN.”
That shit was chefs fucking kiss. Dabi has the perfect voice for this song.
At this point you, Mina, and Shiggy were on the floor with tears streaming down your faces.
When yall thought it couldn’t get any better, Bakugou and Sero start harmonizing for the last part 💅🏽
B💥S🕷: MAKE IT COUNt WHEN IM THE ONE WHOS SELLING YOU OUT CAUSE IT FEELS LIKE STEALING HEARTS CALLING YOUR NAME FROM THE CROWD”
Dead. You flat lined. Your limit has been passed and now you’re a hard core simp.
Mina was so glad she started recording because there definitely won’t be another opportunity.
Y/n🥵: “Guys... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. HOW CAN YOU PULL INSTRUMENTS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND PLAY PERFECTLY. KIRI WHERE THE HELL DID THE VOICE COME FROM.”
The boys were sweating and out of breath. They just did a whole performance in the hide out with zero practice.
They stared at each other at the end for a little bit and excitedly hyped themselves up.
Dabi spoke about starting a band forgetting about his occupation and why the bakusquad was there in the first place
Honestly this moment was precious. The villains and aspiring hero’s were getting along because of the weed in their system. This just proves how weed can solve all your problems 💅🏽
*knock knock* “Doordash delivery”
ST🧴: “Oh, when did you guys order food?”
S🕷: “We didn’t order food...”
ST🧴: “... FUCKING SHIT NOT AGA-”
The pro hero’s busted in 🤩
DB🔥: “KUROGIRIIII. GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.”
And just like the the LoV escaped
M💅🏽: “Ya kno what, I honestly forgot where we were.”
B💥: “Same.”
K💪🏼: “We were having too much fun...”
D⚡️: “Ughhh why’d they come so early 😫 we were boutta start a band 🥺”
S🕷: “Wait... why were we here again??”
Y/n🥵: “Sero...baby, maybe you should lay off the weed for a bit 💀”
Aizawa walked in and shot his scarf out to all of you. He made sure to make them uncomfortably tight and pulled you guys right to him.
A🐱: 👺👹*gremlin noises*👺👹
Lol you guys are fucked.
HELLOOOOO I hope you guys enjoyed this story of what went on when the squad got kidnapped!! Honestly my account is gonna have ALOT of bakusquad scenarios since I literally love all of them so much. Not a day goes by where I’m not thinking about hanging out with them 😭 Credits to jazzmonster for the gif 😌 once I saw it I knew I had to use it. Anywayy thank you all so much for the support :’-) I didn’t think people would actually like the stuff I write since its all over the place 😫 Hope you have a good rest of your day/night 🖤
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[volleyball with the aces]
haikyuu best boi aces x reader
g. all around fluff! (and crack :P) wc. 12-17 bullets/ea
contains. bokuto k., sakusa k., asahi a., iwaizumi h., ushijima w., futakuchi k.
bokuto
this hyper baby
the minute you suggest it he’s shouting in excitement
would immediately get ready to serve at you, even stopping practice
((but luckily akaashi stops him to let you gear up))
“whoa y/n you have to practice with me now! youre good!!”
always. i repeat aLWAYS exclaims (with glee) when you make a tricky move like a curved spike or a float serve
laughs when he has to sprint to receive a feign
v v tempted to show off his spikes but doesn’t wanna hurt you (awe bb 🥺)
so he’ll pretend to go really hard but then mid air just like *taps* the ball. asgshgshshdksl
overall super fun and super loud
he literally just turns into a ball of sunshine and youre just 💘💞
10/10 can’t get better than him
sakusa
this boi
ya gotta convince for a while
will be like why? what brought this? you want to get sweaty and dirty? are you that bored?
like bruh 😑
eventually gives in when u tell him u just want to play with him
plays normally for the most part
(he knows you can handle some of his spikes and serves 💪)
but he will lightly tease you with a curveball every now and then
oh and btw you’re geared up to the max before you start like 💯
— im talking knee pads, elbow pads, hair tied up and tight, compression shorts (absolutely NO loose and hazardous clothes), and dont forget double knotted shoelaces
afterwards? i m m e d i a t e shower
you better drink your water in 10secs cause he will not hesitate to scoop you up and throw you in there if you take any longer
all in all was the game worth all the time it takes to gear up and the 1hr shower after?
100% — that small smile he had as he played with you was a blessing in itself
will give you some pointers too after just cause he hopes to play with you more smoothly next time
8/10 ur very clean now. very refreshed
asahi
now we all know how unsure and nervous this jesus is
so naturally, once u ask him he’ll be like 😳 with me? why?
ur like “ur my boyfriend asahi, who else would i play with” 😐
“noya’s pretty fun to play with”
😑 bruh
just act all pouty and mad and he’ll be right on it though
plays softly, very leisurely
it’s as if you two were just.. passing the ball to each other (and it got a bit boring)
so you told him
asahi spike em balls pls ☺️
he laughs but eventually does and right then and there you remember how he is the a c e
1 dive turns into 2, 2 turns into 3, next thing you knew you were rolling all over the place trying to receive (noya’s v proud btw)
meanwhile asahi was having so much fun so ur just like 🥺 dont matter! anything for him!!
“that was so much fun, y/n!” your heart melts at how he beams at you after, he was sweaty all over but somehow he said he felt ‘refreshed’
i think ur confused bby
but anyways 8/10 protect him at all costs or u catch these fists
iwaizumi
like sakusa this boy will be a bit sus
like he’ll say yeah right away but will be like??
when you tell him you just wanna play with him he then turns a bit of a cocky bitch (unintentionally!!)
hes like “😏 oh? i won’t hold back yknow.”
lies.
worse than boku he def holds back
just receives all the time like boy?? wheres that strong ass spike form i fell for?
the minute you tell him to not be a 🅿️ussy though be ready cause he will get in the zone
— he decided he might as well use this for actual practice 💀
so in the end you’re dead. arms sore.
“we should do this more often babe its fun practicing with you” as he takes a swig from his water bottle shoving it to u after
how can you say no tho when you see that bright ass smile of his and hear his hearty laughter?
you lk regret asking but in the end what makes baby daddy happy — he gets 😪
another 8/10 at least u see the bara arms flex during the whole thing
ushijima
“huh okay”
ya kinda feel bad asking him cause he had to stop practicing but bbys like “no. we can play like you want it’s fine.”
and it’s like... hes playing with a child
(hes also part of the gear you to the max squad btw)
but anyways as he plays with u a few mins in you’re like 👁👄👁 boy what is this mockery
but then before you complain you now notice him gradually amping up his spikes— not just receiving as often any more (oh? 👀)
turns out baby boi was just assessing you it seems. agsshsksjjl what a man 💔
cracks a smile every now and then when you barely receive something while u shout-laugh loudly at him
then afterwards he hydrates u to the max
im talking g a l l o n s
(you got your 8 cups for the whole week now)
then offers to bathe or massage you if you’re too tired cause unlike u hes like so unaffected 😐
like one (1) single sweatdrop on his forehead and thats it
gives you pointers as he massages you too but overall says not to hesitate to ask him if you wanted to play again
another 10/10 baby’s perfect
futakuchi
sassy mf
“are you sure? i wont hold back you know.”
(him and iwaizumi — to the streets!)
((jk just him cause iwa is bae))
he’s still not done at just that btw
“did you want my attention that much 😘 im kinda busy tho” so u hit him with a “nah nvm then”
and this mf hugs you so fast and says he might as well since you asked (smh 🤦♀️)
and this boy..
he’s asahi but intentionally
— like why??? are you running back and forth the edges of the court???
“go go dateko!” he fuccin sings as he sees you run to where he received the ball to 💀
— the complete opposite side of where you were btw
will also urge and keep teasing you to try tricky moves on him
*loud fake gasp as you do a curve spike*
istg if you could still walk at the end of playing with him you wouldve drop kicked him instantly
smothers you with kisses and hugs, and offers to carry you home after though so you cant really be too mad 🙄
all in all 7 jelly legs out of 10 (hes lucky u love him)
a/n. i used to play varsity in my middle and high school vbc!! i loved being a pinch server but most of my days i was a wing spiker 😗 did one year as a libero and gave up immediately cause i had no idea how to dive properly (komori pls teach ur ways 🤲) i would literally sacrifice my w h o l e b o d y to receive every time
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My Top Comfort Characters/Kins and My Main HCs For Them
(Note, not all my kins/comfort characters are on here, just the ones I have more than 5 hcs for)
CW: Korekiyo Shinguji (DRV3), Himiko Yumeno (DRV3), Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA), Kyoko Kirigiri (THH), Tsuyu Asui (BNHA), Entrapta (Spop), Ibuki Mioda (SDR2), Celestia Ludenberg (THH), Funtime Foxy (FNAF), Peril (WOF)
Korekiyo Shinguji (DRV3)
Nonbinary
He/They pronouns
Autistic
Chains and loose accessories are for stimming
Likes the feeling of silk and cotton
Can't stand the feeling of anything rough or bumpy
He likes collecting small trinkets and the bones of small mammals
Can't stand anything salty. He'll eat it but he certainly won't enjoy it
Dating Rantaro
Can flirt, but only if he doesn't try
Petnames are a hell yea
Gets sunburnt really easily
Group dates with Celesnaegiri and Ikuzono
Can't cook for s h i t
Had a scene kid phase in middle school
Went to the same middle school as Celeste and Maki
Knew them when Celeste went through her "I'm not like other girls" phase and Maki was a Band Kid™
Himiko Yumeno (DRV3)
Female
She/Her pronouns
Lesbian
Can force herself to fall asleep within seconds regardless of where she is
100% forces herself to fall asleep when she doesn't wanna listen/talk to someone
Himiko/Angie/Tenko relationship. I'm calling them the Traffic Light Trio
She likes taking naps in the forest
She prefers enclosed/tight spaces more than open ones
Has several hundred stress balls and squishies laying around
She overheats easy
Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA)
Questioning his gender, but goes by any pronouns
Knows he's Asexual, at least
Has no clue what his romantic orientation is though
The kind of person to carry treats in his pocket just in case he runs into a cat
Will stop to pet literally every cat he comes across
Great at reading people
Doesn't talk unless it's 100% needed
Hangs with Tokoyami, Jirou, and Denki most often
Aizawa has 100% unofficially adopted him
Fosters kittens
Not a big fan of physical touch
He is 100% in the bakusquad. Anyone who says he's in the Dekusquad is a c o w a r d
He and Tsuyu vibe
Knows a bunch of random facts
Dark humour? Dark humour
*skates backwards into his therapist's room slowly sipping from an absurdly huge cup of coffee* Candice you're not gonna BELIEVE the shit I just went through
In case I forgot to mention it, he skates
Kyoko Kirigiri (THH)
Mtf
She/Her
Bi with female preference
Burns go up to her shoulders/collarbone/chest
Prefers to just listen as opposed to saying anything
Knows a ton of random trivia about everyone else in her class
She keeps a notebook she fills with all the trivia
Doesn't celebrate her birthday. She just doesn't see the point of it
Doesn't hate sugar/sweets, but if given the choice she would choose literally everything else
Cuts her own hair
A cat person
Permanent dark circles
T-Tall 😳
Like,,, 6'1 at LEAST
Only person taller than her is Yasuhiro (6'3)
Canon no longer exist
Ahahaha healthy life habits? What are those?
Can't handle horror games
She's the kind of person you'd go to if you needed to rant but didn't want any advice
Polyamourous yo
Celeste/Kyoko/Makoto
She's a dom yall are just scared to admit it
Tsuyu Asui (BNHA)
They go by They/Them
Lesbian
They and Ochaco are dating
They like to hang with Shinsou
Which mainly just means the two sitting in one of their dorms in near total silence doing whatever
Can speak English and French as well as Japanese
Learned English from cartoons
Picked up French bc they thought it'd be fun
Prefers to stay neutral in the whole Bakusquad / Dekusquad thing
They're invited to all outings/events by/for both squads
They like puns
They're a dumbass but willingly, and for fun
Like "someone says they like dark humour and they'll turn off the lights before telling a joke" kind dumbass for fun
Great at poker
Likes Disney Movies
Very touchy once you get close enough
Not in a sexual way, just likes physical contact
Especially fond of piggyback rides and cuddles
Extreme fear of needles
Entrapta (She-Ra)
She/Her or It/Its
Doesn't bother trying to figure out whether she's cis, trans, nonbinary, or what
Was AMAB though
Short as fuck (4'7)
Strong as fuck though
Cuddle game strong
Physical touch is a fuck yes
Cuddles
Piggyback rides
Hugs
Anything where she's touching someone is wonderful in her book
As long as she's the one that initiates it
Anyone else touching her without her permission makes her freak
Prefers being high up
Makes it harder for anyone to sneak up on her
An ace at video games
When it comes to sexuality she just says she's Questioning
Ibuki Mioda (SDR2)
Any pronouns + Pup/Pupself + It/Its
No idea what their gender is otherwise
Biromantic Asexual
Just likes sexual jokes
Gets distracted easily
Has severe hearing problems
She's plays her instruments as loud as possible, with the amp right next to her, without ANY ear protection
It's caused some damage
She talks so loud bc she has no idea how loud is considered acceptable
Wears hearings aids most of the time
Several piercings and tattoos
Likes hearing things jingle
She has a bracelet with a few bells hanging from it
She'll shake it whenever she's bored
LOVES hair accessories
Ribbons are a particular favourite
Occasionally she'll hang little charms from her hair "horns"
The kind of person who never takes any pills/medicine bc she keeps forgetting she has to
Frequently uses emojis
Skates everywhere but she isn't very good at it
She keeps crashing into everything
Has broken every bone in her body at least 3 times
Most of which was bc she keeps trying to kick in doors and skating down the stairs
Celestia Ludenberg (THH)
Nonbinary
Any pronouns, mainly goes by She/They
Bi, 70:30
Collects mini hand sanitizers and can tabs
Has single handedly gotten Mario Kart, Mario Party, Monopoly, Uno, and Clue banned a grand total of 17 times (and counting)
The kind of person to purposefully target someone regardless of what game was being played
Favourite victim is Byakuya (bc he gets so upset about it and she finds that hilarious)
Mains Waluigi
Celeste/Kyoko/Makoto
Has several banned Twitter accounts bc whenever she's bored she'll start discourse on purpose
Hangs with Korekiyo, Ibuki, Byakuya, Yasuhiro, and Leon most often
It's a weird friend group but everyone's sorta gotten used to it
She and Byakuya gamble together occasionally
She tries to avoid it bc he'll willingly blow his entire fortune in an attempt to beat her
Autustic
Can't stand the feeling of water
Mainly bc she can't swim for shit
Horror movies? Hates them
Gets flustered super easily
Taka is her twin brother
Kotoko, Kokichi, and Gundham are their half siblings (Same father)
Peko and Toko are their cousins
She sucks ass at go fish
Fuck canon she's 4'11 now
C h u b b y
Freckles
Once she gets comfortable enough with herself she dyes her hair in the peekaboo style
Either black and red or black and blonde
Haven't decided yet
I'll be doing Celesnaegiri hcs as a seperate post but I just feel it's important for you to know that she expresses her affection verbally and is a very touchy person
Went to middle school with Maki and Korekiyo
Has horrible eyesight
She wears contacts most of the time but she always puts off buying more
After the 5th or so time she ended up blindly stumbling around a week after her contacts ran out Kyoko convinced her to buy glasses as well
Religious accessories yo
Like chokers and dangly earrings with crosses and pentagrams and shit
Likes wearing wacky earrings
Can run and do all sorts of tricks in heels
She and Mukuro are exes yo
Keeps her hair short so it's easier to manage
Hair never gets longer than her shoulders if she can help it
She seems like the kind of person who'd keep her bangs grown past her eyes regardless of how frustrating or inconvenient it is
She's a sub yall just don't wanna admit it
Funtime Foxy (FNAF)
I'm going on the record to say this
Funtime Foxy is genderfluid and that is that
Goes by Funtime
Any pronouns, They/Them most commonly
Plays music (keyboard and guitar mainly)
They and Funtime Freddy (Freds) mainly play with the kids
Freds mainly tells stories with Bonbon while Funtime more so plays one-on-one
Has nicknames for everyone
Circus Baby - Ringleader
Ballora - Bells
Funtime Freddy - Partner
Bon Bon - Bun
Peril (WOF)
I like both Nonbinary She/They Peril and Mtf She/Her Peril
They're both such good concepts
She's a lesbian, Harold
She only had a crush on Clay bc he was pretty much everything she was supposed to like in a guy
Gimme a moment while I force all my mental disorders onto this poor child
Autistic, Anxiety (Social anxiety, mainly, but she has most types), Adhd, PTSD
I'd like to reiterate yet again that She's a lesbian
Sunny and Glory were her gay awakening
Peril in Book 1: Damn, Sunny and Glory sure are pretty. Anyone would be lucky to date them. Clay would probably go for them over me. He would be stupid if he didn't. I myself would willingly date them over someone like me. They're just so pretty :(
Peril waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of arc 2: WAIT-
Rarepair alert but Peril/Sora
Peril meeting Sora: "Hmmm She's attractive. I would love to date her. Too bad I'm straight and in love with her brother lmao :P"
Peril, a mere month later, waiting for Ruby to leave Jade Mountain, pacing in her cave, running face first into a wall: WAIT-
I remember reading this one amazing story where Sora taught Peril to read/write and Peril found out she set off the bomb and comforted her/convinced her her run so that's canon now
Btw if anyone can remember what that story was called/what platform it was on and could tell me I'd appreciate it very much
I'd even be willing to draw a character of your's or make you an icon or something
I usually don't accept requests bc I get burnt out easy but this is a special case
She runs into Sora again sometime between the beginning of TOP and the end
I like to imagine she just goes wandering around
Anyway she confesses like a mere few minutes after running into her again bc Peril is just subtle like that
The actual confession takes 15 minutes and the entire time Sora is just sitting here like "👁👄👁 sure"
Bam Peril/Sora
Peril plans to keep it a secret for a little while longer but she spends 3 seconds around Clay and pretty much blurts it out
Clay, who wasn't even aware that Peril was a lesbian, is just "👁👄👁"
I wanna say Clay doesn't know what a lesbian is but in my canon Sunny is a lesbian so Starflight has already told him
Anyway he's super supportive
From that point Peril is sorta open about her sexuality?
Like, she gives Clay permission to tell the rest of the D.O.D bc she isn't about to risk being in front of them when they hear the news
(When Sunny starts actively seeking her out as a hang out buddy and Tsunami, Glory, and Starflight appear to tolerate her presence just a bit more afterwards she pretends she isn't confused by the change)
She's pink, white, and blue bc I said so
If you look at a certain angle in the right lighting her eyes, mouth, fire, and under her scales all look purple
But her fire is normally white and blue bc I said so
Also she pale as fuck bc in my canon their fire just sorta burns their colour away
You know how you leave something outside for too long and it gets sunbleached? Where it gets all washed out?
Like that but more extreme
By the age of 10-12 firescale dragons are just white with pale eyes
That's right not even the eyes are safe
Ram horns :P
I'm also fond of Peril/Sunny
Or maybe Peril/Sora/Sunny
But Peril/Sora is the main thing
On the topic of that bringing in my hc that if one sib in a sib group is fire resistant all of them are
She,,, She can change her scale colour
But only slightly and only if her emotions are strong enough
Bc I don't give a fuck about Darkstalker's scroll we were robbed of hybrid Peril
Unfortunately all of Peril's emotions are strong
Rainwing ruff along her head and neck
It's like a hood
It's mainly smoothed to her sides but when she's startled it flares out
RAINWING PUPILS
Y'all will know what those look like as soon as I get off my ass :P
She,,, She can mimic bird cries
Hates the summer
She has more than enough body heat already and the outside is just hot enough to add on and make her feel sick
She can somewhat control her heat but most of the time it's based on her emotions
It can go from standing-in-the-middle-of-a-burning-building-cant-see-your-nose-smoke-is-so-thick heat (Strong emotion) to Hey-thats-a-nice-cozy-campfire heat (Calm/"weak" emotion/Sleeping)
I'm just gonna make a different post with all my Peril hcs cuz there isnt enough room for all of them here
#Danganronpa#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#trigger happy havoc#danganronpa goodbye despair#goodbye despair#danganronpa v3#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf sister location#wings of fire#she ra#bnha#my hero academia#headcanon#korekiyo shinguji#amaguji#himiko yumeno#shinsou hitoshi#kyoko kirigiri#Celesnaegiri#Celesgiri#mha tsuyu#ochatsuyu#ibuki mioda#entrapta spop#celeste ludenberg#peril wof#Sora wof#Sora/Peril wof
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Hard to Bid Farewell: til we meet again!
Ah... akhirnya moment ini datang juga. Gak pernah kepikiran kapan aku akan menulis ini, sampai ahirnya setelah segala deadline menanti, aku tulis juga. Halo teman-teman terbaik di Tech in Asia, this writing is for you!
Friday, 27 August 2021 will be my last day at Tech in Asia Indonesia. Seperti percaya nggak percaya, tapi memang nyatanya harus melepas perjalanan yang sudah ditempuh hampir 4 tahun bersama TIA. Sedikit di luar rencana hidup, tapi aku yakin perjalanan selanjutnya akan lebih menyenangkan, doakan ya!
Kayanya baru kemarin aku join TIA, tepat seminggu sebelum ulangtahunku, yaitu 13 November 2017. Dulu, sebelum keterima aku lagi no hope banget sama hidup, sampe yang memotivasi buat dapet kerja secepatnya pun hanya karena ingin dirayakan ulangtaun bersama teman-teman kantor ahaha. Lucunya, ternyata di tanggal 19,20,21 November itu ada 3 orang yang berulang tahun, Mas Dipta (Editor in Chief, alumni juga skrg), Aku, dan Lidya (Head Marketing kita yang cihuy banget). Makasih banget sudah mewujudkan citacita recehku saat itu untuk merayakan ulangtaun di kantor baru, wkwkw.
Long story short di tahun pertama kerja di TIA, punya beberapa teman kerja yang ujung-ujungnya bisa diajak jadi teman curhat hidup, teman sehat olahraga bareng, dan teman karaoke selama lembur. Haha. Halo tim Podcast Pantry Ekky, Mas Vicky, Mas Putra, Mas Adit, Mas Risky, Jesse, Kak Teto, Baba, Mas Cepot dan beberapa alumni Septa, Hadi, Mas Aria, Atha, Alifah, duh banyak! Ga lupa juga squad makan siang di pantry ku, jamaah #makanapaguys ku Mba Dini, Mba Ain, dan Mba Diah my luv <3 yang selalu berdebat di jam jam kritis mau pesen kopi mana lagi hari ini, mau gofood makan siang apalagi, dan tentunya yang paling seru adalah debat pembagian total bayar setelah dipotong diskon promo Grab HAHAHA :)) Kapan-kapan kita order Fried Chicken Master lagi ya!
Oh My God... time flies. Hampir empat tahun, dan aku udah banyak menyaksikan momen-momen people come and go di TIA, yang ahirnya sekarang aku yang harus pergi. Aduh. Sedih.
Untuk Lead terbaikku, Mas Putra, HALO MAAAAS YA ALLAH TERIMAKASIH, makasih banyak Mas Put, gw minta maaf banget banget kalau selama kerja sama Mas Put gw banyak kurangnya, banyak nanya, atau banyak mau. But you are the best! I learned a lot from you, and you always give me new challenge yang di awal gw merasa ga bisa tapi in the end gw bisa karena dorongan lo juga. Makasih banget Mas, semoga kapan-kapan bisa kerja bareng lagi di lain kesempatan. :D Tentunya, terimakasih juga atas saran-saran tentang kehidupannya yang walopun dijawab sambil dengerin Via Vallen, atau sambil kerja, atau sambil haha hihi, tapi means alot! Terimakasih sudah banyak dukung gw juga :) Maaf ya Mas, kalo udah burnout gw suka curhat sampe kelepasan nangis. Huhu.
My Event Team, Icha, Ka Teto, Mas Vicky, haloooo kaliaaan terbaiiiiiik!! Sebuah kebanggaan banget bisa kerja bareng kalian, orang-orang berpengalaman dibalik suksesnya event-event besar Tech in Asia! Makasih buat kerjasamanya, mohon maaf kalau gw agak banyak mau, agak beda pola pikir, dan ribet, ahaha. Senang sekali bisa kerja sama kalian. Keep it up!! Ditunggu event event lainnya!
Icha, cha... words cant describe how grateful I am to have a peer like you cha. Makasih sudah sabar ngajarin aku dari awal join tim konten, dari yang gimana ribetnya bikin konten conference, ngundang speakers, bikin aku pede kalo ngobrol sama c level, omg makasih banget cha!! Icha yang semangat terus ya, sehat dan bahagia selalu sama Rayhan & suamik :D Maaf ya cha kalo aku ada salah selama kerja bareng hihi
Kak Teto & Mas Vicky, si duo master event! Makasih ya for days and nights we spent together tiap ngerjain project event haha. Keren kalian gak ada dua! Thanks juga Mas Vicky si sobat senggol bocor, jangan galau mele, semoga cepet dipertemukan dgn yg terbaik! Makasih juga sharing-sharingnya :P
Marketing Team! Duh, sempet gabung sebentar di sini, tapi seru banget! Lili, Benita, Diah, Ekky, eh duh siapa lagi ya sekarang ahaha.
Makasih banget ya, Lili yang walopun super sibuk super banyak workload nya tapi masih stay calm & cool tiap ngerjainnya. LILI AKU RINDU NEBENG BALIK KE KALIBATA :( Makasih ya Li, udah mau sering ditebengin dan dicurhatin sekalian haha. Semoga Lili & Eldest sehat bahagia selalu..
Benita, teman musisi multitalenta ku, duh ngefans banget aku mah! Jenius banget sih Ben, keren, ditunggu karya-karyanya ya Ben! Makasih juga dulu sempet cerita-cerita di Warung MJS Setiabudi bareng Baba, Fairuz, dan lainnya. I wish you joy & happiness!
Diaaaah halo diah, masih teringat terahir kita nonton bareng Imperfect di Epicentrum ketemu Reza Rahadian wkwk terimakasih sudah pernah mau sharing sama aku juga ya. Kamu diem diem ternyata recehnya berlebihan, lucu banget deh, aku akan rindu banget jokes dan pantun kamu!
Ekky! ahaha ekky boy yang sekarang dah jadi bapak bapak, ini saksi pertama dari awal gw kerja ampe sekarang ya ky. Ekky yang walopun lebih muda dari gw tapi SUPER WISE! Banyak sharing advise kehidupan dan juga selalu menginspirasi dengan podcast nya, konten belajarnya di vektoria hingga skrg di mudah marketing. Not to mention your career growth! so inspiring ky! semoga makin sukses! kapan kapan kita ngopi lagi ya!
Studio Team! woohoo kalian si tim gercep dalam meraih cuan ahaha keren banget pokonya apalagi leadnya Mas Dhika!
Mas Dhika, kita belum lama kenal ya mas, tapi terimakasih banget utk semua kerjasamanya. Mohon maaf kalau belum banyak kasih impact buat tim studio, but it was great to work with you! Sehat selalu ya Mas Dhika & istri :D
Mbak Dini, halo halo halo Mbaaa? Bakal kangen aku nggak? ehehe. Mba Din, maaf banget ya suka aku ping tibatiba buat call (selama pandemi ini) mau call kerjaan ataupun call tibatiba pgn curhat wkwk Mba Din! Makasih banget buat segala kerjasamanya, huhu, sangat membantu dan maaf aku banyak merepotkan! You’re the best employee versi aku lah pokonya, jangan lupa tidur yang cukup, makan yang bener!
Mbak Ainun!! Huhu kangen banget sama sobi cileboet ku yang satu ini :( Semoga Mba Ain dan baby juga suami sehat selalu. Mba Ain semangat ya!! Semoga lancar terus pekerjaannya, kalo mumet jangan lupa break dulu ya Ain :D Hope to meet u soon!
Nadia, Abel, Kevin, hai guys aku belom kenal kalian terlalu lama dan belom pernah ketemu, tapi makasih banget ya buat kerjasamanya! Abel yang juga selalu bantuin aku cari contact person client, maaf banget merepotkan ehe.
Artwork Team! Aduh panjang ya Bun, tapi aku bener-bener butuh say thanks sama semuanya :D
Mas Cepot, alias Emas Didik! Teman sebelah meja ku yang baru juga duduk sebelahan bentar eh udah harus WFH wkwkwk. Mas makasih sudah banyak kasih ilmu buatku! Mulai dari mindfulness, finansial, video editing, terbaik sekali kamu mas! Terimakasih sudah workcation bareng ke Singapore demi konten client ahaha. Sukses terus ya Mas!
Galih, ahahaha, si super satu ini, yang ga masalah banget gw senggol jam berapa pun buat revisi artwork wkwkw Gaaal, happy banget kerja sama lo! Makasih yaaa, maaf gw banyak mau :D
Baba, Babaaaa sayaaaang apakabar Ba? Kangen banget liburan bareng lo lagi. Ba, sehat selalu yaa! Kalau ke Bandung kabarin hihi Semangat terus kerjanya Ba, i love your artworks! <3 Makasih udah suka mau random curhat sama gw, semoga semakin happy ya ba!
Kevin, master keviiiin ahaha si introvert yang serba bisa! makasih ya mz dulu kita sempet banyak kerjasama, lebih banyak main nya sih ya ahaha, keep up the good work ya kev! Makin rajin olahraga dan masaknya! Semoga segera bertemu tambatan hati hihi
Editorial & Product team, yang aku gabisa mention satu satu, terimakasih banyak ya atas kerjasama, dukungan, dan feedbacknya! Semoga kalian bisa terus kasih inovasi terbaik buat Tekinesya! <3
Queena, Queen!!! Ya Allah kapan coba kita terahir ketemu? :( Si sobat HDI ku yang keren banget, yang suka tibatiba curhat di pantry ahaha i miss you so much! Semoga makin sukses ya Queen di kantor dan di yang lainnya <3 lets meet up soon!
Jessenia, Jes! ahaha Ya Allah sama kamu mah never ending saying thankyou nih kayaknya aku. Makasih bangeeeet atas segala bimbingannya dari awal aku masuk sampe sekarang. Dari mulai kerjaan sampe kehidupan, dari mulai pantry, teras Menteng49, sampe google meet. Makasih ya, I’m very happy working at Tech in Asia <3
Last but not least, Ko Hendri, terimakasih banyak Ko Hen sudah kasih kesempatan gw kerja di TIA. Terimakasih atas segala perjuangannya mempertahankan TIA ID :D Semoga ke depannya semakin sukses lagi!
Huhu jadi banyak banget tapi aku bener bener harus say thanks sama kalian semua. Karena berkat kalian aku bisa ada di sini sekarang. Awwwww. Semoga pandemi ini segera berakhir, dan kita semua selalu diberi kesehatan supaya masih bisa bertemu secara offline kembali! :D
Terimakasih, til we meet again!
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WWE Wrestlemania 37 Day 2 - Review
And we are back! Wrestlemania hit hard with Day 1, good shit and big moments fitting of the show
So let's see if Day 2 can match up to it, lots of big matches on the card, we'll see how it goes.
See the Night 1 Review Here
Spoilers for Night 2 and References to Night 1 included, you have been Warned
Pre-Show Like the last Night, no matches on the Pre-Show, just drivel and promos. So the same criticisms really, Lawler saying 'Wrestlerainia' doesn't make it any better than when Cole said it, his attempts at jokes were awful even when they were his material. When they recapped Night 1 though they should've shown footage of Ford celebrating with Bianca rather than just say it - a Picture says a Thousand Words. Standard Promo Package lies apply too, 'Rhea Ripley has brutalized everyone she's come through' ...except Io Shirai and Raquel Gonzalez, similar went down for the second half of HOF because Great Khali is only there to pander to India - also what did the Mayor of Knox County ever do for WWE? Sonya also popped up again, strangely to talk about the Nigerian Drum Fight - which Booker T talked about the most, if I wanted to watch a bunch of old dudes talk over Sonya Deville I'd be drinking bleach. She also stuck for Sami vs KO, and barely talked in that too.
Also the promo they had about Kofimania was rough to watch, considering how it ended and how Kofi fared on Night 1, all this to promote a cheesy Cricket commercial about him not touching the ground...
The 24/7 title even got a continuation of ads, but it was more a 'to be concluded on Youtube' - honestly the belt has run its course, Truth has ran out of jokes and it's been reduced to an Old Spice ad crossover.
Main Card Starting once more with 'America the Beautiful', replacing the boob window with a bright yellow hat. It was fine, as a Brit 'America the Beautiful' does nothing for me.
They then did the same intro package as night 1 just with some different clips, skippable. And the shoddy camera switching is still there.
Hogan and Titus came out again this time in pirate outfits, there was noticeable boos in Hogan's bits with cheesy pirate puns. In the end the host concept was wasted on them. Reminder that names in Bold are those I predicted to win.
Randy Orton def. The Fiend [w/Alexa Bliss] (Pinfall via RKO) Orton opened night 2 in white tights and a fairy long-winded entrance, the melted Fiend then walked through a corridor of fire LEDs as CGI burned away into his original Fiend look...but Alexa's Firefly Funhouse music hit. Cutesy Bliss approached a giant Jack in a Box commentary act like just 'appeared'. The Fiend arose from the box in a combat vest, posed then dove right at Orton. Red lights cover the match throughout, Uranage and a neck snap started the match as the Fiend continued to do his spooky thing, it looks like he was gonna set up the punt but Randy rolls out of the ring. Randy hits the back body slam on the Announcer's Desk but it's no sold into the Mandible Claw, rope break and apron DDT from Orton only staggers the Fiend but rebounding his neck off the ropes grounds him momentarily. Orton tries to methodically beat down the Fiend but the monster hits back hard, a missed Senton and a senton follows some head kicks and another apron DDT, he sets up for an RKO but the Fiend gets the Mandible Claw (which commentary no sold even though he has won titles with that move), he sets up Sister Abigail but the ring posts pyro like Kane and before Fiend is Bliss with new makeup, dripping in black goo she extends her hand to the Fiend from the jack in the box, RKO and...3!? Post match Fiend and Alexa stare down, the electricity shorts out and both members disappear.
That's it? That's what we got? The Fiend was burned alive and survived but 1 RKO does it? The Fiend no sold so much in his career and one RKO felled him. The fuck man, this was as bad as the last time these two went at mania, you'd think like the brilliant Firefly Funhouse Match last year we'd get some course correction. But nope, Fiend's story is just being taken over by Alexa and this daft-ass black goo stuff, I don't get the motivation either. Fiend helped Alexa straddle Orton for a 3 count at Fastlane, talked all big for months about how the Fiend was going to obliterate Orton and it lasted about 8 minutes, the entrances lasted longer! Last year the Fiend was great with a cinematic match, but WWE have somehow managed to systematically destroy one of their most inventive characters time and time again, not a good start.
Backstage once again Bayley gets buried by the Hosts and this time Eric Bischoff as she tried to push Ding Dong Hello and got jealous of them talking up Bianca vs Sasha from last night.
WWE Women's Tag Championship - Shayna Baszler & Nia Jax (c) def. Natalya & Tamina (Ref Stoppage Submission by Baszler on Natalya via Kirufuda Clutch) Not a promising sign to follow the opener with this match, the challengers entered quickly with Natalya having a slightly altered attire. Jax and Baszler came in with red, black and gold. Natalya and Baszler start the match with some mat wrestling, Natalya almost gets the Sharpshooter so Shayna tags Nia in, Nia shoves Natalya and demands that Tamina - her old tag partner - be tagged in. Both trade headbutts, Tamina almost lifts Nia but fails, she tags in Natalya for the double back body drop and drops the blind tagged Shayna onto her partner. Natalya tries a Sharpshooter but is schoolboy'd for 2, Natalya retaliates with a German Suplex, whipping Shayna into a Clothesline, then launch pad into a superkick. As Shayna strikes back an advantage she stiffs Natalya in the mouth with a knee (legitimately, there was a picture of a welt before) Nia brawls with Tamina outside, hitting a powerslam outside of the ring. Another knee strike floors Natalya for 2 as Shayna works on the leg, kneebar and then an ankle stomp, Nia follows up with a Legdrop over the injured leg, another kneebar and then combos of swing/knee strike and irish whip/powerslam. Nia runs into the turnbuckle as Natalya floors Nia with multiple lariat attempts, Nia though hits back with a Chokeslam/Powerbomb thing they called a Spinebuster but the pin is broken by Tamina. Tamina gets the hot tag against Shayna, Baszler tries to weaken the leg, then the Kirufuda clutch but Tamina powers into a Samoan Drop. She goes up for a Superfly Splash but Shayna kicks her, Nia looks to do an Avalanche Samoan Drop but Natalya pulls Tamina away, she lariats Baszler but Nia hits the crossbody on both opponents for 2, favouring the knee after. Talking trash to Tamina she gets hit with a slam, Nia's repositioning couldn't be missed by the wide shot as Tamina goes for the Superfly Splash, but nobody home. Natalya's tagged and she goes for Baszler in the corner, Baszler counters and blind tags as Nia lifts Natalya up, but she wriggles out, floors Baszler again and sets the Sharpshooter on the now not legal Nia. Baszler cinches in the Kirufuda clutch and the match is over.
The fact that this was more eventful than the opener speaks volumes. It was a match, I don't think there's many people who feel like Nia and Shayna deserve this spot. Shayna was great in NXT but she's not doing herself any favours stiffing her opponents, Nia's rubbing off in a bad way. I had the challengers to win because I'm bored of them still being champions - only briefly giving it to Asuka and Charlotte so Charlotte can add that to her list - they should've either dropped to NXT or let the Riott Squad win, there was nothing in this match to invest in.
Rey Mysterio is used to promote 2K22. A surprise since we thought WWE and 2K's partnership was done, I am a huge fan of Rey so it was nice to see, much nicer if he was actually on Wrestlemania and getting a push...
Kevin Owens def. Sami Zayn [w/Logan Paul] (Pinfall via Stunner) JBL is the guest commentator for this...for some reason. Sami struts to the ring in dark green trying to pull off a Che Guevara look, a mini tantrum at the ramp before heading to the ring and grabbing the mic to introduce Logan Paul, who walks to the ring as Sami dances super embarrassingly in the ring. Owens then charges into the ring with vigor to get the crowd amped up. The bell rings, Sami tries the Helluva Kick and gets hit with a Pop-Up Powerbomb. KO punishes Sami in the start, dropping Sami gut-first on the ropes, corner clothesline and Cannonball as the camera awkwardly keeps cutting to Logan Paul. Sami gets a suplex on the apron to get back some momentum as he demands for Owens to be counted out, Owens rolls in at 8 but Sami continues to club at KO's head. Cole calls a Michinoku Driver a Blue Thunder Bomb but this time gets called out on it, pinfall is 2 and Sami gets into the ref's face. Attempted Superplex leads to a fistfight in the corner, Owens headbutts him off and Frog Splashes for 2, tries the Pop-Up powerbomb, Sami leapfrogs, Sami tries the Michinoku Driver but Owens reverses it into a meaty Pumphandle Neckbreaker for 2. He goes for the Package Piledriver but Sami hits the corner exploder, tries for the Helluva Kick but misses, KO tries the Stunner but it's reversed into a Blue Thunder Bomb for 2 as well. Two Exploders and a Brainbuster for 2 frustrates Sami further, brawling in the corner, he tries for a Superplex but gets hit with an Avalanche twisting Fisherman's Suplex. KO hits Sami with some corner clotheslines but as he runs to bounce off the other corner he runs into a Helluva Kick, Sami catching his collapsed friend as he sets it up again, 2 Superkicks from Owens and a Stunner finishes Sami off as Logan Paul applauds. Post-Match Logan checks on Sami and congratulates Owens, which Sami takes umbrage with. Logan shoves Sami as he storms off, Logan holds KO's arm in the air to boos, cheers start to rumble as Paul is hit with a stunner to a pop.
KO and Sami rarely disappoints, I don't think they really got to get out of second gear but it was still a good match. The Logan Paul stuff though was stupid and unnecessary, sure we got him to eat a Stunner but the ends don't justify the means. Also why was JBL there?
Backstage Riddle scooters across to Great Khali, stoner comedy doesn't land as Khali no sells it, RVD shows up to wish Riddle luck. Segment was meh.
US Championship - Sheamus def. Riddle (c) (Pinfall via Brogue Kick TITLE CHANGE!) Sheamus arrives blinding white but no special gear, Riddle scooters down in an Evil Knievel jacket, hologram doves with pirate hats and eyepatches adding to the cheese. Sheamus uses his power to start, but Riddle comes back with some chops, Sheamus hits back in each of his attempts; knee to the gut, then driving Riddle's sleeper in the corner, then a reversal swinging slam. Irish Curse gets 2, Riddle tries a Tarantula Armbreaker but Sheamus hits his Beats of Bodhran, he goes up high but Riddle reverses with a Spanish Fly Belly to Belly on the top turnbuckle. Riddle rallies with strikes, hits a Pele Kick and a Senton, to slight Goldberg Riddle hits the Jackhammer on the second time of trying but only gets 2. He tries the Bro Derek but Sheamus rolls back, Riddle kicks Sheamus away but in his slingshot lands into a Brogue Kick, 1, 2, No. Alabama Slam, 1, 2, No. He tries a White Noise on the Apron but gets pushed into the Ring Post and then German's on the Apron. An Apron PK and Moonsault keeps Sheamus down enough for Riddle to hit the Twisting Moonsault, he locks in the Reverse armbar but it's reversed into a deadlift powerbomb, Riddle then latches the sleeper for the rope break. Sheamus tries again for a Top Rope White Noise, Riddle tries to Sunset Bomb but fails, Riddle tries the Spanish Fly Belly to belly again but Sheamus grabs him. A stumble means that the two hop off the Turnbuckle for a normal White Noise, Sheamus goes up with a Knee Drop but it only hits 2. Sheamus calls for the Brogue, gets rolled up but catches the Knee strike, Riddle dodges the lariat, goes for a Springboard Moonsault but lands into the Brogue, 1, 2, 3. Post match Riddle is bleeding from the mouth, he angrily stares at the gleeful Sheamus who leaves with the title.
A good title match and much deserved from Sheamus, who has delivered in many matches on the later stages of of the Wrestlemania year, shame he was on the wrong brand to complete the set, he only needs the IC title to win everything. Riddle doesn't do it for me in this gimmick (which as I gather is mostly himself stoned) but credit where it's due, he put a good performance and that was a strong finish.
An odd package followed where Triple H handed Bad Bunny a golden briefcase with a skull microphone, which he opened atop his truck. The briefcase says Tour 2022 to promote his future tour.
Nigerian Drum Fight for the IC Title - Apollo Crews def. Big E (c) (Pinfall via Dabba Kato Chokeslam TITLE CHANGE!) The promo really hurt my ears to hear Apollo's accent devolve into this foreign heel gimmick. Wale though performs to enter Big E, more questionable camera cuts to E and the Fireworks. E's jacket represented Feeding Tampa Bay as a nice nod to the food bank, Apollo came out in Nigerian colors with his scarf and Spear. Commentary's line saying 'this isn't about percussion' falls kinda flat when there's drums around the ring.
Both men roll out to grab Kendo sticks, trading blows which E gets the power advantage over. E grabs the giant cymbal but Apollo knees it away, hits E with some more Kendo Shots back into the ring. You can hear the WAFT of Apollo's missed shot as E knocks him away and then does the out-of-ring spear. E sets up the lower steps near the apron but gets hit with a DVD on the apron, pinfall gets 2. Crews grabs the top half of the steps, lays E on the one he sets up and throws the other steps at it, but E rolls away just in time. On the apron Apollo hits a big boot, but on the second attempt falls into an Uranage onto the flat steps (which Cole called an Uranage Suplex for some reason...), after some trash talking E gets a table set up in the ring near a corner. Apollo kicks back and flurries E with a Kendo Stick, he rolls E onto the table to go for the frog splash, but E rolls away sending Apollo crashing through the table. E hits the Big Ending, but Dabba Kato/Babatunde in a military jacket breaks the pin, a sorta Samoan Spike and a Chokeslam leads to him dragging Apollo onto E for the win. Apollo gets a lot of unnecessary pyro and shakes his new comrade's hand.
Bit short that, the gimmick didn't really come into play. I mean, I'm glad Apollo gets a chance to hold another title and E can look towards the top of the card but I don't think this was really the way to do it. It didn't need to be a 'Nigerian Drum Fight', could've just been a No DQ, Dabba Kato gets his third repackaging since Greatest Royal Rumble probably as Apollo's 'General' which is kinda no different to what AJ and Omos are doing just with more foreign heel-isms. But yeah, bit disappointing on the means of it but the outcome was right, just...kinda stop faking a thick accent it's getting you nowhere acting like you're on the set of Black Panther.
Again we look back at Night 1, this time with minor clips of Ford congratulating his wife, but should've been a segment on its own rather than a flash-through recap. Stone Cold Mania 38 Texas promo and the HOF promo they did on this Pre-Show happens again which is unnecessary but the hologram of a ghost ship was cool, the HOFers come out and Kane gets the entrance, he does his pyro and that's it - that's how you do it, Hogan.
Raw Women's Championship - Rhea Ripley def. Asuka (c) (Pinfall via Riptide TITLE CHANGE!) THIS IS MY BRUTALITY! performed live as Rhea wastes no time coming out, leather biker outfit this time, no Vegeta costume. Silly camera cuts to Rhea and the Singer AGAIN though, stop it WWE it's distracting. Asuka dances down the ring in a bit of a Jason mask, but the camera keeps cutting to Rhea which is off-putting. Also commentary on 'she has never seen Rhea Ripley up close and personal', they were in a tag match together a week and a half ago and in Survivor Series 2019 she faced her in Team NXT as part of Team RAW, seriously WWE...
Asuka starts hot with her athleticism, dropkicks, rebounds and rollups met with more shoddy camera cuts, Rhea leaves the ring to take a moment as Asuka taunts her, she baits Asuka out of the ring as she rolls in but her leg is caught, pop-up knee strike returns Rhea to the ring but she misses the hip attack, gifting Rhea the slamming facebuster for 2. Rhea wears the champion down and taunts her with leg scissors and hits a couple of clotheslines, Asuka reverses the third into an ankle lock but Rhea rolls into a Release German Suplex. Rhea grinds away at Asuka's back and sets up for a super German but Asuka elbows her away and lands the Missile Dropkick, Release German, Hip Attack, a strike combo, another Hip Attack but it only gets 2. Asuka goes up top but is dropkicked to the outside, Asuka tries a PK on the apron but is caught into an Electric Chair position and dropped chin-first onto the apron. Trying to roll Asuka back into the ring, the champion returns to hit a DDT from the apron to the outside, after breaking the count Asuka only gets 2, stomps at Rhea but her running knee gets caught, Rhea stomps at Asuka and sets up the Texas Cloverleaf, Asuka rolls out and into the Armbar but Rhea swings Asuka into the bottom turnbuckle. Deadlift suplex back into the ring for 2, Asuka reverses a waistlock into two armbar variations and then an Asuka Lock, Rhea rolls back for 2 and the hold to break but gets gutted with kicks to the chest, Rhea demands more so Asuka runs to the ropes, Rhea catches her, Riptide, 3!
That finish came out of nowhere, which was not a good thing. We were having quite an enjoyable match which ended around the 15 minute mark, it wasn't short but the narrative wasn't quite there yet. I'm happy for Rhea, who I predicted to win but like Sasha/Bianca it came with the heavy heart. Like Sasha, Asuka has often been slighted especially at Wrestlemania, she deserves her moment too, especially Asuka who carried the Women for most of the Empty Arena era.
WWE recapped the opener which was a bad idea, Hogan and Titus thanked all the viewers at home and the fans but were interrupted by Bayley who demanded and got her pyro, then out came the Bella Twins. Bayley got a good zing by calling them Elmo but then Nikki slapped the mic away from her when she says 'John Cena isn't here tonight', Bellas said 'Ding Dong, Goodbye' and beat down Bayley. This was shite really, Bayley had been buried across 2 nights and her 'comeuppance' is the Bella Twins, not the woman beginning with B I was hoping for, and the John Cena comment was heavily forced, fans know they broke up ages ago Nikki has a kid with her husband who is not John Cena, fans aren't stupid WWE.
WWE then promoted 'Wrestlemania Backlash' for May 16th, a whole month away. They say it'll be a whole new season for WWE so I'm wondering if it's just a storyline reset...y'know how Wrestlemania is supposed to be, slapping Wrestlemania on other show names doesn't make it Wrestlemania-tier guys.
Universal Championship - Roman Reigns (c) [w/Paul Heyman & Jey Uso] def. Daniel Bryan and Edge (Pinfall on Edge and Bryan via Con-Chair-To) To the Main Event, one of the few storylines in Mania's card that was consistently good in build. Bryan comes out first, camera angles flashing during the YES! chants. Huge pops and smoke rage for Metalingus and Edge enters in white and Red (bookending with Orton), fireworks camera shots though. For once, Roman Reigns enters the Main Event without a chorus of deafening boos, but he takes his time to come out, in his red wreath flanked by Jey Uso and Heyman, cameras cutting to each opponent's faces a bit too much, especially to Bryan. Bad call not to bring in Justin Roberts to announce Edge either. Roman makes sure to hoist the belt while facing both his opponents before the bell.
Reigns starts by suckering Bryan and then going after Edge. He throws Bryan out of the ring where Jey superkicks him and sends him into the steps thanks to Triple Threat rules. Edge eats a superkick from Uso too when he's thrown out as Roman cleans up the announcer's table, as Edge is grabbed by Uso, Reigns is hit by Bryan's suicide dive but eats an Uso superkick, this gives Edge time to throw Uso into the steps, pinballing Reigns against the barricade and apron until bouncing off of the ring post. Edge then sets his sights on Uso, hitting a DDT on the steps to take him out of the equation, medical team swarm Uso as Heyman halfheartedly looks concerned. Edge chases Heyman away and enters the ring with Bryan - a moment which would've been sold better if the camera didn't cut to a close up of Roman alive and well on the outside. Bryan gets the Yes Kicks in the corner but his Super Rana is reversed into a sunset flip, Edge-o-matic but it's only 2. Roman comes back on the apron both men attempting to suplex the other, Bryan slides under Roman and cuts Roman's legs from under him - jawbreaking Edge on the ropes - he hits the Missile Dropkick on Edge, kips up and hits the uppercut, after dodging the lariat he tries to suicide dive Roman but he's caught by the champion and hit with a belly to belly suplex. Edge brings Roman to the ring but gets hit with a clothesline, Roman sets up the Superman Punch but Edge turns it into an Edgecution. He sets up the Spear but Roman knocks him down, Roman sets the Spear but it is reversed in a Sunset Flip, both men collide with spears to take each other out. During a wide shot Bryan goes up top, he lands a diving headbutt on Edge, then on Roman, he pins Roman but only gets 2. Yes Kicks to both men, Roman dodges one and pushes him towards Edge, but Bryan ducks the Lariat and hits the Buisaku Knee, Roman tries the Superman Punch but is kicked in the gut, Buzzsaw Kick! 1, 2, No! Bryan stomps on Roman's head and sets up the Yes Lock, but Edge breaks the hold, so Bryan puts Edge in the Yes Lock and Roman breaks the hold, clubbing at Bryan and powerbombing him onto Edge. After dumping Bryan, Roman pauses before setting up half the steps near the Announcer's Table, he's incited by the 'Roman Sucks' chant and powerbombs Bryan through the Announcer's table, but is then blindsided with a Spear! Edge goes to bring in a chair but Roman keeps his foot on it, he pulls the chair away and tries the Guillotine but Edge locks in the Crossface, as Roman powers out Edge grabs a part of the chair leg that fell off and uses that in his Crossface - a humorous face from Reigns as I pause the vid as well XD - he's about to tap but Bryan grabs the hand, and locks in the Yes Lock! Annoyed that his win is stolen, Edge demands he break the hold, but Bryan refuses, leading to a headbutt fight and Bryan pounding at Edge. Bryan then stomps at Edge's head and looks for the Buisaku Knee, but gets hit by a Spear! Roman tries a Spear but Edge hits one of his own! 1, 2, Bryan pulls the ref out of the ring. Furious, Edge introduces more chairs, hitting Bryan and Edge one after the other. He sets up Con-Chair-To to both men, hits it on Bryan but Jey Uso returns to attack, eats a Spear and a load of Chair Shots, Reigns hits the spear on Edge, hits the Con-Chair-To, drags Edge over Bryan and pins both for the win.
The show closes with pyro and Fireworks as Roman talks trash on his opponents and holds the title aloft, ending Wrestlemania 37.
It was a very good back and forth match, Roman of course relying heavily on Jey's interferences and the animosity between Edge and Bryan to come out on top. Keeping the Spear and the Con-Chair-To for last was the right move and the latter was definitely impactful enough to ensure that Bryan could sleep for a few minutes, especially with his and Edge's history of neck injuries. I bet on Roman because of his past record, how after finally turning heel he gets the right heat and because in Triple Threats involving a Heel Champion and 2 Faces, you either bet on the third man or the heel champion, since the story was that Roman could lose without being pinned I chose the latter, the heel often finds the escape. All three men had great chemistry together and I hope for more, SD's world title scene having an absolute slew of competitors waiting to challenge the head of the table.
Conclusion Overall another good night of wrestling...just not better. There were some super baffling and poor moments in the first half of the show and 3 title changes in a row (as well as 2 live performances in a row) was probably not the best card layout Night 2 could've done. Overall it was still a good show though and as a whole Wrestlemania 37 was a success, if not without its glaring flaws. But it goes to show that a 2-Day Wrestlemania continues to flourish as a new season of WWE kicks off.
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Iron Eagle Theory
Be it another childhood picture yes I found experimentation with this one another fun on two write and military air force the beginning to end on this of A Chappy Sinclair like without A Single miss or missle fired down the middle on straight and narrow on cruise control the Young male of the movie motion picture film as A Hero has an Air force Pilot Father and is likely not Air force material and with his dad away and captured behind enemy lines not easy peaceful solution to get one back on Home soil and Allied soil is A background and maybe A what love is the Well Keep that Big mouth shut like Top secret after success is not A Bad thing at all when your accepted to the Air force and its your well dream of dreams this one is A film that began my studies in music binaural waves frequencies Binaural activities and beats how music effects ones mood and other or you without it maybe doomed yes childhood experiments into adult age of more understanding be it higher learning with higher level of education yes this one where dude flat into enemy combat to retrieve his dad and be it failed yes not A word would be uttered because of such yes foreign policy is always a diplomatic process treaties ties exchange or rescue like STARRS in action Special Tactic Rescue & Recon Squads like the pros and cons of do or don't and yes doing nothing has consequences to as well to say you have a bunch you adults in this one to aid but not in well the rescue but support yes the young male in this one is A young Simulation time flight time ready with scores far above his normal level with his music and tape player strapped to his leg and breaking communication and turning radio communication to allow his music to fuel him give above his normal level of performance me I began allowing music to Enhance my Martial Art Training other works also from child hood to my present age an experiment to credit to my life's work in Music not just as Performance enhancer not A drug but music and focus concentration I began the experimentation in my young childhood moment's of how training and practicing to music would amp me to an A song to work out to and working my Arts in Martial arts be it make shift weapons in the home to train with you know my loves be it kitchen knifes or Improvising Adapting and overcoming the struggles of not having the weapons at my fingers but a closes instrument to train with if my body and mind is not the weapon I am honing like Honey morning glow and Being A God not A dog and well yes I can spell God on the Ground if in God we trust is on United States legal tender federal reserved Notes not My Facebook notes and koobface spell cafe or face not face time to say truly intimate mostly everything of and everything and nothingness like 2012 and war of 2012 past my youth responding to World War 3 like Rhee and Lee and spell Three letter C at this age into well L or U Pythagorean numerology and numbers and chronological lettering A1 to Z26 not A Car or twenty Six thirty three be it Hawkins Hopkins and Boop or Booper and operations like sex or Sextillion and sex is a number or gender generally be it in heart of earth and the Art of war wrong and right this one yes gaining a training pilot and wing pilot sure well past black and white also the USS311 Kitty Hawk riots of World War 2
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Imagine that FGO makes a support-based Assassin - like they should really do this, and I think that the Servant they should give this designation to is Niccolo Machiavelli.
First of all I think it would be rad to have Machiavelli as a Servant because imagine him interacting with literally any character given the kind of person he was in life. Also imagine other Servants learning who Machiavelli is and what he's famous for and amping up the Guda Defense Squad in response. Any who...
Now I read some of the Prince as part of a high school rhetoric class but that was awhile ago so I had to look some of this up as I was writing this. I'm imagining that as the basis for not only his Noble Phantasm but also his entire skillet. His first skill could be something like "Obtained by Good Fortune” and he could have another “The Prince’s Reputation” and the third “Resisting Fortune.” I have a difficult time deciding if his skills should come with demerits or not due to his general philosophy affecting his playstyle but like, let’s just go with straight support since it’s late and we can think of this as a first draft if we like. Let’s see it like this:
Obtained by Good Fortune: Grant a single ally NP charge and increase C-star drop rate.
Call to Liberation: Increase Arts/Buster/Quick effectiveness for a single ally for three turns.
Resisting Fortune: Increase attack strength for all allies and increase defense and NP strength for self.
NOBLE PHANTASM - The Prince (The Art of War): Deal damage to all enemies, apply skill-seal, and apply debuff removal to all allies. Overcharge effect can be something like decreasing defense for enemies.
Things of note: We need a support Assassin in the game because every fight with a Rider boss turns into a nightmare for me because my Assassins can’t keep themselves upright (with the exception of my true blue MVP Hundred-faced Hassan) and most effective healing comes from Casters who get crushed super fast. I also didn’t give this hypothetical Servant any hard defensive skills which idk... Some supports don’t, maybe it doesn’t matter as much. I feel like his deck would be AAQQB and Arts NP. Thoughts, ideas, opinions, questions or concerns? Hit me up, I have lots of free time this weekend!
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