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someone give me some good news please god i need something to be ok
#hell timeline#america are you fucking serious#and now the rest of the world has to deal with your bullshit#im scared#like wtf#wtf is going on#wtf#seriously what the actual fuck
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Yuna Aoki, SP Adios Nonino • Skate America 2024
#yuna aoki#fskateedit#figure skating#skam 2024#skate america 2024#the 1st version of this set had like 15 gifs (which is insane for a short program) and i was legitimately struggling to choose between them#this program is insane. something about the fluidity of her skating!!!#who cares that shes in tenth and fucked up half her jumps take this as me telling you to Watch It#you know it's serious when i'm colourmatching the boards. im not joking it's so good#if she skates this clean later this season idc im giffing it again#i think it's my favourite adios nonino program ever and you know i have strong opinions on those#anyways i hope yuna knows that she now has a contingency of rabid fans on the internet who would pretty much die for her
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this failed to post the first time which is immensely fucked up im posting about it again because im really braindead rn. im so fucked up over this. essential caname reading material. upmost importance. all of these strips really. (nodding)(completely convinced) yep... caname cures their loneliness
#kill ame#aph america#aph canada#caname#it gets so fucking serious#my friends made(?) me talk about caname so im braindewd like internal bleeding in my brain rn#i canr stand you boy. stop hmphing. cana is so direct. tears of blood streaming down my face#if you think my caname is unmarried i wont forgive yoy#just kidding... in a way everything is marriage#i cant live like this anymore
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reminder that anyone telling you not to vote is either an idiot or trying to strip away your rights 😊
#twelves rambles#us politics#serious posting time baby!#'im not voting for biden-' well then. either youre not voting (bad) or voting for trump (really bad)#so. you dont care.#biden isnt good by any means#but do you know how bad trump would be?#no really. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING WORSE TRUMP WOULD BE?#i would literally flee the us if trump was elected. not kidding at all here.#i would uproot my whole fucking life rather than live under trump again#'biden doesnt care about palestine or poc or-' NEITHER DOES TRUMP!#at least biden gives half a shit about bodily autonomy and queer rights and clean energy etc etc#if you are not voting blue in america this election i do not trust you. full stop#(not including those who cant vote obvs)#not voting is worse than voting. the fascists try to strip away voting rights for a reason.#voting is important#thank you for coming to my ted talk
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i am genuinely speechless

#us elections#fuck trump#donald trump#kamala harris#kamala 2024#vote 2024#kamala for president#destiel#how is america like this im so serious#70 million people. How.#thinking about everyone who this will impact#don’t give up hope the world is thinking of you
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Are you really sharing posts supporting not voting???? That's what that Trump post really sounds like... I'm sorry, but no, America will not survive another Trump presidency. Other countries will suffer, too. Genuinely might have to block if that's what you meant. But idk, maybe I'm wrong.

😭😭 that being the conclusion you got from this post is making me crazy like you can’t be serious
#sorry im still reeling from this 😭 like there’s no fucking way you’re serious#op is not even American!!!! 😭😭 the post literally says stop fearmongering a dictatorship esp as a white American#bc you will never get to experience a real dictatorship that people go through BECAUSE of America#😭😭😭#WHERE AM I 😭😭😭#mailbox! 💌
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trump accidentally turning all americans into women is like ridiculously funny to me because until now i didn’t think they were actually that stupid and it was all a calculated strategy but now i‘m not so sure anymore
#to be real tho#i know it‘s serious#banning trans people is insanely fucked up#tf is going on in the us#you all are really suffering?#to be fair tho my country isn’t looking much better#us#usa#politics#trump#america#american politics#it just all seems ridiculous from the outside and then i need to remind myself that it‘s … actually very serious
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yk what. Maybe I will hop on the trend and take a break from American political news for a while. I don't even live there so it won't affect me, unless it does in which case Canadian news outlets will report on it. I trust my muties will let me know if the shit really hits the fan. There's no way I won't hear, anyway, my housemates are all pretty into the news anyway. I really don't stand to benefit from any of it, and in the situations where I genuinely need to be informed of something, I'll still find out. All it'll do is make me upset, and I really don't need that in my life rn. thx @gummy-worms-in-my-brain for suggesting it last night. I thought about what you said, and you were right, so. Blocking some tags, setting up some filters, all that jazz.
#also just gonna avoid engaging with anything political when I can I think#like. writing out some long-winded comment describing the basic opinion to have about something is pointless. it just upsets me.#so no more of that. you all know my opinions. bodily autonomy for all and fuck authoritarianism and be cringe and free yadda yadda#like feel free to ask for my opinions on serious philosophical or moral matters if you feel the need! I get it sometimes u gotta check.#Conky ain't fash Conky ain't a terf Conky ain't a nazi Conky thinks all basic needs should be free including period hygeine supplies#and Conky gets really mad about race “science” because it's asinine bullshit with no right to call itself “science” at all#and oh also Conky thinks all gender identities are valid and intersex people are valid and that “fixing” them as babies is evil#like... the standard shit basically.#and REMEMBER#tell Conky if you feel unsafe in America and Conky will help however Conky can because Conky wants to#but for now Conky will avoid news about America because it's depressing and scary and she's powerless to do anything anyway#because like she lives far away what's she gonna do teleport. she can't even drive and doesn't own a car. she has no passport (needs one)#and finally... Conky is going through some mental and gender shit rn and thinks she should focus on that which she can actually work on#instead of endlessly stewing on far-off evils. if she improves herself she'll be far more able to help when the time comes.#and never forget. if you're reading this ur probably a moot. and that means Conky loves you and wants you to thrive.#she means it. all of you. yes you. you reading this. user ConkreetMonkey cares about you and all aspects of your wellbeing.
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Earth is a terrestrial planet, despite 70% of it's surface being covered in water. It has a molten iron core, and has existed for about 4.5 billion years. It's the third planet out from it's star (a yellow dwarf).
The Cartologist: Oooh, interesting, is there more?
The Cartologist: Oh, is that what the song about cheese comes from?
The Coordinator: Yes, mortal planets that have had life for a long time do tend to experience multiple extinction events, which is one of the reasons it is important we tend to our duties.
#toh#the owl house#ask blog#ask the archivists#asks are open#id in alt text#toh oc#meteor shower event#second anon I must inform you that I was always taught there are 7 continents and 5 oceans#and as a north american you combining north and south america#but keeping asia and europe separate even though they're more of a singular landmass than the americas#I had to stare out the window into the inky void of space#also you forgot the continent of antarctica#Also why are you including SEAS in the OCEAN count?#sorry if it sounds like I'm beefing with you on any serious level I am just genuinely baffled#Might as well call the great lakes an ocean if you're counting the black sea#And count the Caspian sea since that's the same size as the Black sea#fuck it any body of water you can't see across is now an Ocean#We live on water world let's exploit that and give ourselves an insane number of oceans#just like how I learned the Earth doesn't have an agreed upon name by the whole world#I am now shaking the ENTIRE earth so we can all agree upon a standard model for oceans and continents#like please for the love of god can we be on the same page *sobbing emoji*#I don't even care if the model I was taught becomes outdated#I just think we should all agree about something basic like the number of oceans and continents on this planet
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this site is soooo normal about black and brown people, transfems and lesbians it's astounding....
#you stupid mfs putting “communist” on your bio doesn't save you from being a fucking racist#“ooouuhh but i hate america 😖” or do you just hate african-americans?#none of yall are serious#OH YEAH YALL AREN'T NORMAL ABOUT MUSLIMS EITHER FFS....
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ive gotta speak my truth i dont think Vi OR Jinx would shave. Sevika? hell no. Felicia, absolutely not. Maybe some of the Piltie girls, yeah, I can see it. but the Zaun babes? No. They're not fucking shaving. and i'm disappointed in the loyal french animators who did not give us the arm hair we deserve.
also-- just so we're clear, I'm not associating Zaun with not shaving in a way of saying that, oooh because they're the undercity, they're being "unkempt" or "dirty" or not caring about their appearances or some nonsense. For me, not shaving is a positive attribute and I think it's cooler. Especially in our world, it takes boldness and confidence to rock unshaved body parts as a woman BECAUSE it's seen as dirty and bad. I think Vi and Jinx would be proud of having sick brightly coloured body hair, if anything. More like, it's associated as being bold and unlike Piltover, and maybe more with the toughness and rugged beauty of Zaun. They're not as stuffy as Piltover, but it's not being unconcerned with appearances, just going for a different look.
#arcane#this may come across silly but im dead serious rn#also i know the whole ouhh french/european people shave less is like most likely not true esp NOW when body hair is so so demonized but hey#look at me. if that were true it would be based as hell#unfortunately its usually a thing people say North America to be like look at those weird quirky people who have different norms how WEirdd#also just fyi if anyone is reading this yes even the piltie girls have bush in my heart because i like bush. fuck off.#i think cait shaves her armpits and legs tho ill give you that. and only that.
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Italian-Americans truly are God's greatest himbos
#On a more serious note I actually did feel my heart drop when I saw the Back Mechanic on his book list#I bought that for a friend of mine *while* he was in the process of being actively fucked over by health insurance and was in agony bc of i#He spent years unable to access treatment for a fully treatable condition that was rendering him unable to leave his home#And im not at all surprised at the vague libertarian ancappish politics having been in that place once myself lol#When so much of what it means to be a man with agency in capitalist america rests on you being able-bodied#It's only a surprise more grindset guys do not logically conclude they should attack people *actually* in their way#Really puts into perspective how hard our society actively redirects people into punching down or sideways#That someone lashing out managing to actually hit who hurt him and others for once feels so exceptional
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HE'S WINNING HOW THE FUCK IS HE WINNING???
#ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS#ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA ELECT THE SELINE FASCIST OVER AN EDUCATED WOMAN???#WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA#YOU ALL COMPLAN THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD CALLS YOU STUPID FUCKS#AND THEN YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS#*AGAIN*#I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS WHAT THE FUCK#US ELECTIONS#TRUMP IS WINNING????#SHUT UP VAL
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If you wanna suffer today or like to feel pain, I would recommend watching the press conference with Trump and Ze. It's as worse as you expect it to be.
#i lost a good amount of brain cells will listening to the moron#zes self control is more than impressive - i said it once and i say it again#but his face speaks volumes#jfc i know first graders who speak better and more intelligent things than this orangutan trump#and ofc he had to turn it into a political event and make it all about himself#and lie as usual#well the meeting is over magas can rage and lie and use it for their propaganda#and ze can always say he met with both candidates#dear god america PLEASE dont fuck this up and vote harris#this guy ... you cant be serious that hes even an option#and well ... now we at least know what a fake smile and laugh look and sound like from ze#because that was the fakest laugh and smile ever#my blood is boiling watching ze standing there struggling to stay calm while that motherfucker lies#anything about this is disgusting#i get why ze had to suffer through it but god do i wish it would not be necessary#that he literally has to BEG trump of all fucking people to not get genocided...#not to mention that this motherfucker used ze as like some kind of prop not even a human being like a thing to back up his lies#and get some nice pictures#and spew russian propaganda and feed his narcissism
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So I'm really into genealogy and have been for a few years now and I'm blessed with being really good with names and dates etc. So in conversation I can remember like a ridiculous amount of:
Jane Doe Smith Johnson
b. 1805 Tennessee d. 1879 Missouri
Married 1828 to John Patrick Johnson. Had five children. Died of TB
Etc etc
And that's cool enough apparently but I've mostly been using it for
A. Making up bullshit but real sounding names for stuff (i.e my name is Emily Stewart, Grace Kolár, etc). The point is that they're normal sounding and varied.
B. Having a bizarre frame of reference for historical events. Like "oh [small town],[state] 1942 had [random] event happen? My 1st cousin 4x removed got married there that year, small world!"
It's so dumb, like I'll read about some historical event from my area (where I've had family in the vicinity of since the 1840s) and I'll link up the time frame in my head and be like hmm... I wonder what 3rd great aunt Helen thought about that happening next door to her church.
#anyways im haunted by my ansesters and their lives#and driven actually crazy when i hit a dead end until ive solved it#like if i dont figure out credibly who my 3rd great grandfather's parents are soon im genuinely going to lose touch I'm serious.#i realized the other day that id been 'investigateing' it since Jan 2021 DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFERENT MY LIFE IS COMPARED TO THEN?!#and I'm not like casual.. I am multiple times a week searching the LoC as well as physical genealogical libraries for records#it lives in my brain like a tumor#he was born in 1857 in 'western' America this isn't fog of shit#its goddanm out there!#part of the obsession is because this particular ancestor is where my surname came from#he's my paternal paternal paternal grandfather.. yea... I'm just like curious as to specifically where my surname originated#sometimes especially on my mom's side I can track this shit down to a specific small european towns and I can find neat historical stuff#but this guy is just a fucking mystery#he appears in Oklahoma in the 1870s has like 15 children and then offs himself after losing money gambling#oh my god im actually ranting#and I guess it bugs me more than others because he has a very prominent newspaper trail#there are tons and tons of mentions of this guy#he has a long ass obituary but nobody ever fucking mentions where he came from other than like vague ass statements#his obituaries literally contradict each other too#I have searched everywhere for any misspelling of this guy's name#but his name is very easy to spell it's freaking William and the last name is very easy as well its a third person singular verb#ugh#anyways#ive cooled off#geneology#is interesting as fuck honestly
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sorry but if the question "in which country do you live" offends you (and surprisingly it offends a shockingly large amount of Americans I interview) please explode right now in front of me
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