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just reread some fics from the heir peter series and realised it might actually be funny

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missing being OnlyForward on ao3 rn

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timothy hammer is simply someone that is so funny to me. imagine being sent by your father to infiltrate a rival company only to get caught out by the bamf!heir, peter parker-stark, who is younger than you then he decides that you need to be best friends (mostly to piss off your dad)

at one point you think you might be engaged. this all results in you getting a role in the company your dad has tried endlessly to estrange you from. then the guy who SHOULD hate you for infiltrating his literal company (also possibly your fiancé?) tries to set you up with someone.

except the guy you’re being set up with is a literal prince of england. you get married. peter is your best man and he micromanages everything. tony stark walks you down the aisle. your dad doesn’t come to the wedding. you don’t know how life has gone this way and it is WILD.

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guys what if I wrote and posted a new fic what if

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i am genuinely speechless

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YOUR HEIR PETER FICS PROVIDE ME WITH A PROBABLY UNHEALTHY AMOUNT OF DOPAMINE THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU TALENTED AND WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING

daw this is very sweet :) thank you for reading!!!!

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btw the best bolognaise I ever had had a significant amount of Dr Pepper in it

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ARE U ACTUALLY AO3 USER ONLYFORWARD IVE BEEN SUBSCRIBED TO YOUR WORKS FOR LIKE THREE YEARS

yes!!!! i am :))) so glad you enjoy them!!!!!

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HELLO ALL. does anyone know of a fic in which the phrase ‘talk it dead’ is used. one character’s strategy for getting through things was to TALK IT DEAD aka talking something through, talking through all the feelings. i do not know where this phrase is from but it has been bugging me for ages. i feel as if it was possibly a marauders fic but it could have been a tony stark fic. IF ANYONE KNOWS PLEASE TELL ME I AM LOSINGGGG MY MIND

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robert pattinson, locked into a room, handcuffed to a chair, speaking into a microphone sourly, as if he’d rather be anywhere else: High school. Or was purgatory the right word?

*breaks off from script*

robert pattinson: please i can’t keep living like this. he’s so insufferable. don’t make this my legacy.

stephanie meyer, threateningly: keep going rob, or you’ll be here until we film Forever Dawn, the Jacob and Renesmee spin-off coming out in 2028

*distant guttural screams heard from the Netflix HQ*

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just clocked that I have over 800 followers on here and i almost choked WHERE DID YOU COME FROM???

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I imagine that Peter Parker is probably pretty similar to the way Tony Stark was at his age, and so like Tony works out some of his habits and stuff pretty early on. And because they spend so much time in the workshop together it’s easy to fall into a rhythm and stuff. Tony learns that Peter knows Spanish and Italian, and so they sometimes wander off into either of those languages so they can keep eachother on their toes. When they’re both Deep in The Zone™ and talking takes up too much brain space that they need to focus on their work, they sort of learn to communicate through knocking against the table a certain amount of times to signal when they need a tool or a helping hand or something. Occasionally one of them just throws out huge strings of numbers or equations and the other replies with an equally mind-boggling formula before they drift off into focused silence again.

Anyway now imagine someone like Steve or Rhodey walking in and like. Trying to understand how the FUCK these two are communicating with eachother. Tony knocked three times and Peter gave him a screwdriver and made them both coffee? They just??? Fucking slip into Colloquial Spanish sometimes without any forewarning? Last night Tony literally just stared at Peter for twenty seconds straight and then Peter said ‘four’ and it was apparently what Tony had been looking for because he gave a thumbs up and then turned back to his project???????

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ayyyy happy new year!!!! new year new year wooo….oh god oh fuck it’s january

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literally criminal.

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it’s halloween do i read the war chapters of atyd just to feel something