#ambrose rants

[soulless-angel25]

i keep finding new tags to add to my blocked tag list (<- the various tags being used for 15 x rogue there are like 8 different tags?? like- just please all consistently use the same tag please. so that people who can block it can block it and people who want to look at it can. and make sure to actually correctly tag your goddamn posts)

[analogboii]

y'all it is one singular degree outside. and the low today is -12. i don't wanna work I just wanna stay snuggled up frfr

guess it's just the weather welcoming me back home since this is my first full winter back ig 💀

[haowenyang]

ok guys local internalised homotransphobia haver here stop making ambrose outwardly homophobic/transphobic that isn’t how it works . it’s him adopting the homo/transphobic views of society despite being gay + trans.

he would not say slurs, he would not outwardly say he hates gay people, he would definitely not vote trump. sure, he might pretend to do all of that to fit in around the marmorius, but he wouldn’t do it when he’s not around them because, shocker, a gay, trans man would probably want rights, and so he wouldn’t vote trump.

guys, please do better. you are watering down a large aspect of his character to “dumb homophobic ‘it’s not gay to kiss the homies’ definitely fruity gay gay homosexual frat bro that just doesn’t know it”. ambrose knows he’s gay, his internalised trans/homophobia forces him to keep dating sophie (which is an incredibly unhealthy relationship) because he’s convinced that no one else will ever want him because he’s a trans man, let alone another man.

he would definitely not make ‘it’s not gay to kiss the homies’ jokes because he would never even imply he was gay because he needs to be seen as perfect, and to him, being perfect is being a cishet kennedy-esq man.

also please stop with the trump jokes. ambrose would not vote trump, he wants rights. sure, he might pretend to agree with it around the marmorius, but he wouldn’t wear trump merch.

[the-monologues]

Why is the whole Twisted series fandom potraying Josh as some dumb guy? Like that man is a freaking doctor. He is damn smart alright? Just one case of him being mad at Alex for playing chess with Christian and everyone is behaving as if Josh has a brain of some teenage 13-year old boy.

He went through a lot of shit, man. Now if he just behaves tad bit goofy, people are like let's behave Josh is dumb and has just two brain cells.

[carbonated-olive-juice]

AMBROSE THEGROTTO?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING AMBROSE GOD DAMN FOOL CAVE GRAFFITING DUST EATING RAT BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT “DO YOU LIKE KNIVES” MOTHERFUCKER BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING AMBROSE

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT AMBROSE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP GRAFFITI DIAMONDS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST MULLET GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Ambrose is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with Ambrose speaking one more word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he graffitis caves but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some weird shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a bottle of spray paint make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateAmbrose

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his graffiti and I lost it

where the fuck is Ambrose if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty creepy man

ill punch Ambrose and his sad frail twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final knife he kept on him at all times simply engraved with Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when Ambrose died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true knives

[emry-stars-oc]

Me working on oc projects: I must not pick favorites

The favorite:

[raspberriesandstrawberries]

Hi everyone, I am back on my bullshit :)

[autumnfangirler]

hey man, leave that poor 11 year old alone. why are you putting him trough the horrors. he's a baby.

im sorry youre unsatisfied with vincents care :( i can throw in an 8 year old also experiencing the horrors if you want? it doesnt actually do anything about the horrors but theyre a 2 for 1 deal right now so

[dedusmuln]

OH AMBROSE LOOKS SO COOL OMG?? I cant wait to see their finished ref... and they're stella's intern?? id love to learn more..

hehehe thank you... i'm home from work now so i can ramble about them a little bit ....! yeah! ambrose is stella's new intern. ambrose turns up not long after the end of season two, actually. they had been adventuring during the time, just so happened to run into Gabriel, and then joined up with him to keep adventuring. when Ivor sets out to find Gabriel, it's not that difficult- and Gabriel chooses to go help Beacontown. Ambrose comes with !

Ambrose is actuallyyyy a fankid for Ellegaard and Magnus . LOL . the idea was first more of a joke and then i got really attached . Ellegaard and Magnus of course know that their kid exists... but the other members of the original Order? nope! so yeah, when Gabriel meets Ambrose, he has no idea who they are but finds them Vaguely familiar. same thing happens when Ivor meets them.

Ambrose was more drawn to helping Champion City rebuild because they thought the skyscrapers and overall aesthetic was interesting, and that's eventually when they run into Stella. Ambrose offers to help rebuild... and one thing leads to another. Stella eventually finds out that Ambrose is the kid of Ellegaard and Magnus, and practically JUMPS at the opportunity to make Ambrose her intern- Ambrose agrees.

this later leads to a really funny rivalry between Ambrose and Radar- paralleling the rivalry between Stella and Jesse. Ambrose was made with the idea of being a narrative foil to Radar in mind ... so they both act INCREDIBLY different. but don't worry, they'll warm up to each other . eventually .

this is just a basic summary of their character ... but i don't mind going more into their relationship with their parents , or radar , or stella ... or any other character really . hehehe . i've got a decent amount of stuff formed for Ambrose . Always feel free 2 ask more . i like talking about them !!!!!!!!

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

favorite chainsaw character?

mffffgghhhh;;;;

all of them (ask me about a specific character and I WILL rant about the character and their personality and implications as well as coding)

[analogboii]

my journey with one piece has been so wild. it started when I was a kid watching toonami jetstream way back when. I would just watch whatever came on Saturday nights. I liked it but I never got into it bc kid brain and I couldn't commit to things like I can now. but I liked it and when I reached middle school, I tried to watch it for realsies, but shit happened in my life and I couldn't dedicate the time. I still enjoyed fanfics and fanart tho. saw manga panels and stuff. then I tried again in high school and, again, life threw me curve balls and I couldn't dedicate the time. then I tried again in college and I got about two hundred episodes deep before life threw me in for a loop again.

it was only until recently that I was really able to dedicate the time. like sit down and watch all the episodes consecutively. and I think what helped was now I have friends who are also insanely into it and keep pushing me to watch more. so this thing that had been casually a thing in my life for the past twenty years now has a fucking chokehold on me and I don't see it releasing it's iron grip anytime soon and I'm perfectly fine with it lmfao. it has consumed my entire life.

idk I just thought it was wild.

[analogwriting]

hmmm i should probably change my name to king of cliffhangers

[tomanicska]

mr ambrose from bobs burgers is now apart of my mental illness. they will be my mew lover in my silly little mind and i shall tuink of him often. he doesnt love me back but thats ok cause i love him.

[br1ghtestlight]

💌

omg hiii <3 OKAY ACTUALLY I LOVE SEEING YOUR POSTS ON THE TIMELINE you're like the funniest person i follow and your frondposting is top tier Probably like my fave person that i've met on bobs burgers tumblr...... we should talk more actually i have you added on discord but we've never messaged FJDMDMDKSKSMSJ

[timaeusterrored]

There are some things I wanna write in the fic that would possibly link back to something else, but I CANT because my brain is telling me it’s easier to show the stuff in film rather than just out right saying it.

Like I’ve been thinking of an outfit Venus wears for a party and such for it to be an Easter egg for something later and I just UGH

[claymoresofinfamy23]

Rant incoming!

This entire photo is not okay. I do not care that Dean is in aew you do not leave him out of this picture. He is just as important as Seth and Roman. It’s not Dean’s fault that Vince was a jackass to him.

ah yes, the shield!

seth rollins and roman reigns!

nobody else, nope, not anyone that rhymes with bean lambrose.

NOBODY ELSE!