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2022 Holiday Gift Ideas for Him

50+ Gift Ideas for Men -- check everyone from foodies to bachelors to outdoorsy fellas off your shopping list with this Amazon gift guide

Is it just me, or are dudes the HARDEST people to shop for? It always feels like they have everything they need/just don’t need or want anything, like ever. The good news? I’ve compiled a crack list of gift ideas for him that will impress even the toughest of gift recipients. I pride myself on my high quality, well-rated Amazon finds, and my gift recommendations are no different. You’re going to…

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Top 6 perfumes to gift him on Valentine's Day

Finding the ideal Valentine’s Day gift can be tricky, especially if you want cologne or scent to match his personality.

In this article, let’s unravel scents beyond clichés, making this Valentine’s Day unforgettable with the perfect fragrance for him.

1. Palo Santo by Cremo

Cremo Palo Santo Spray Cologne is a scent crafted for the modern man. Blending bright cardamom, dry papyrus, and aromatic Palo Santo, it creates a distinctive fragrance that stands out in today’s world. This isn’t your typical cologne — it’s a thoughtfully designed concoction by expert scent creators. The Palo Santo scent, part of the Good Uncommon Scents Collection, brings a sophisticated smokiness with leathery nuances, making it the 18th gem in this unique lineup.

What sets Cremo apart is the emphasis on quality. Every bottle is a result of meticulous crafting with the finest ingredients, delivering a layered, long-lasting olfactory experience. The value is exceptional, offering the sophistication of a high-end boutique without the need to step foot in one.

Ideal for the man on the go, this cologne is travel-sized at 3.4 fluid ounces, complying with TSA regulations for hassle-free carry-on screening. So, if you’re seeking a cologne that goes beyond the ordinary, the Cremo Palo Santo Spray Cologne promises a sensory journey that’s anything but common. 

Get it here and make his Valentine’s Day truly special.

2. Nautica Voyage

Nautica Voyage Eau De Toilette is all about embracing the spirit of adventure and individuality. It’s the go-to fragrance for the man who charts his own path and lives by his rules. Imagine a blend of fresh, woody, and aquatic notes coming together to create a symphony of freshness and masculinity.

What sets this fragrance apart is its versatility. Whether you’re headed for a casual outing or a formal event, it effortlessly adapts, leaving a lasting impression that lingers throughout the day. Picture the invigorating aroma of apple, water lotus, cedarwood, and musk, capturing the essence of a crisp sea breeze blended with the earthiness of coastal herbs.

The initial burst of fruity notes gives way to a balanced, romantic scent that oozes confidence and charm. And here’s the best part — it doesn’t just make a statement; it lasts. The fragrance stays true to its character for hours, offering a subtle yet impactful presence without overwhelming the senses. With Nautica Voyage, experience a fragrance that supports your curiosity and is ready to accompany you wherever the day takes you.

Get it here.

3. Acqua Di Gio by Giorgio Armani

Giorgio Armani presents a men’s fragrance that is the epitome of refinement, elegance, and timeless style. This cologne offers a unique blend of earthy and woody notes, catering to the fragrance family of Earthy & Woody.

The top note unfolds with a marine essence, setting the tone for a refreshing journey. As the fragrance develops, the middle note introduces the richness of cedarwood, providing a warm and authentic touch. The base notes of white cedar and oak moss add depth, creating a complex yet balanced composition.

Ingredient highlights reveal a meticulous blend of aquatic nuances, rosemary, persimmon, and Indonesian patchouli. This infusion results in a long-lasting fresh citrus scent, capturing the essence of a crisp and lively aquatic splash with a woody marine freshness.

The limited edition cologne is a sea-inspired creation, standing out among men’s fragrances for its natural and authentic character. The fragrance unfolds with light, aquatic nuances, jasmine, crisp rock rose, rosemary, and fruity persimmon. The warm Indonesian patchouli contributes to the cologne’s freshness and sensuality, offering a scent that is both pure and exotic.

Giorgio Armani’s men’s fragrance is a perfect Valentine’s Day gift as it offers a mythical, fresh, and aquatic experience that opens with a splash of fresh Calabrian bergamot, neroli, and green tangerine. This aromatic journey creates a sensual and stimulating allure, making it a cologne that transcends time and remains a classic reference in the world of refined fragrances.

Get this timeless fragrance here.

4. The Dreamer by Versace

The Dreamer by Versace is an absolute gem. This 3.4 oz Eau de Toilette Spray has a scent that’s both unique and sophisticated, making it a signature fragrance. Its unique blend, long-lasting performance, and sophisticated aroma make it the perfect choice for leaving a lasting impression.

What sets The Dreamer apart is its captivating scent profile. Picture a burst of lavender and clary sage at the beginning, setting a soothing and aromatic tone right from the start. As it develops, heart notes of geranium, rose, and tobacco add depth, creating a truly captivating experience. The base notes of cedarwood and Tonka bean give it a warm and woody undertone, making sure the fragrance lingers on for hours without being overpowering. It’s like having a subtle companion throughout the day.

Versace’s commitment to excellence is evident in the high-quality ingredients used in this Eau de Toilette Spray. The brand’s legacy of craftsmanship shines through, making The Dreamer a must-have for any man who appreciates a refined and captivating scent.

If you’re on the hunt for a fragrance for this Valentine’s Day that complements his personality and stands out, The Dreamer by Versace is the way to go.

Get the perfume here.

5. Dolce and Gabbana Light Blue

Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue Pour Homme is like a breeze from the Mediterranean in a bottle. This Men’s Cologne is all about capturing the essence of relaxed sophistication with a touch of Italian charm.

The top notes hit you with refreshing bergamot, sun-drenched Sicilian mandarin, and the zesty aroma of frozen grapefruit peel and aromatic juniper — it’s like a burst of Mediterranean lightness. As it settles in, you’ll catch hints of aromatic rosemary, a subtle spice from Sichuan pepper, and the warmth of sensual rosewood, adding a touch of strong masculinity to the mix.

The base notes create a smooth transition with an understated blend of American musk wood, incense, and oak moss. It’s the innate sexiness that lingers on your skin, making a statement without being overpowering.

The longevity of Light Blue is impressive, seamlessly carrying you from day to night. Whether you’re in a laid-back mood or aiming for a casually sophisticated vibe, this fragrance is your olfactory ticket to the breezy Italian coast. Dolce & Gabbana crafted more than a scent; they bottled up a breath of fresh Mediterranean air that’s perfect for romantic wear or any occasion where you want to exude timeless charm.

Get this cologne here.

6. Bella Vita Luxury Perfume Set for Men

A gift truly made for Valentine’s Day. Bella Vita Organic presents a set of 4 mini perfumes, featuring the distinct fragrances of Dominus, Oud, CEO Man, and Impact Man. Compact at 80 milliliters each, this collection is crafted for men seeking both affordability and a touch of luxury in their scents.

Designed for versatility, each fragrance in the set is carefully formulated to exude confidence, power, and sophistication, making them suitable for various occasions, be it day or night. Whether you’re looking for a thoughtful gift or a personal indulgence, this set offers a range of unforgettable scents bound to leave a lasting impression.

With a focus on simplicity and elegance, the Bella Vita Organic mini perfume set provides an array of fragrances without delving into excessive complexities. If you’re in search of a perfume collection that balances affordability with a touch of sophistication, this set may be the ideal olfactory companion for your everyday moments.

Get this gift set here.

From timeless classics to modern allure, each of these fragrances is a carefully chosen ode to passion and sophistication. 

Whether it’s the earthy notes, the citrusy freshness, or the woody undertones, these perfumes are not just gifts but an embodiment of the sentiments that make Valentine’s Day truly special.

Happy shopping!

[lachoco]

Anime: Fantasy Men in Onsen: Coloring Book for Adults

Would you like to visit an onsen? How about fantasy onsen? This coloring book will take you into the world of magic and hot springs. It contains 40 anime-styled illustrations of fantasy men in onsen. Thanks to grayscale images, you can focus on coloring without worrying about blending or shading. Single-sided pages help prevent bleed-through. Pick your tools and take a dip in the coloring world.

[playingwithapparel]

Valentine's Day Gifts for Men

Well, everyone, we’re almost there! It’s just a few days from Valentine’s Day and I’ll let you in on a little secret. I am not prepared. Every single day I think about how much I love my husband, but great gift ideas come to me a lot less often. If you’re a last-minute giver like me, I’ve got you covered. I picked ten of my favorite quick-shipping Valentine’s Day Gifts for Men from Amazon. Let’s…

[sugakookie78]

Posts (Instagram AU)

This one is going to be a bit longer than normal. There's probably going to be two or three posts for each of the guys. Thanks for reading!

Pairings:

Section 1: Paul Aron x Reader

Section 2: Arthur Leclerc x Reader

Section 3: Ollie Bearman x Reader

All pictures are from Tumblr, Pinterest, or Instagram

@/Y/N.Y/L Studying time. Thanks, babe, for the cookies and help!

Tagged @/paularon_

Liked by @/paularon_, @/arthur_leclerc, and 7,391 others

paularon_ You're welcome, darling. Good luck on your exams. I love you!

Y/N.Y/L I love you too!

arthur_leclerc Can I have one?

Y/N.Y/L No, unfortunately. They are all gone already

arthur_leclerc What? And you didn't save any for me?

Y/N.Y/L Are you taking exams? Would you like to take mine? Then you might get cookies

arthur_leclerc Yeah, nevermind. I'm good

paularon_ That's a good idea, Arthur... Let's just say it's a good thing we're both good drivers

@/paularon_ Dinner Date

Tagged @/Y/N.Y/L

Liked by @/Y/N.Y/L, @/dinobeganovic_, and 23,694 others

Y/N.Y/L Thank you, baby... Even if you stole some of my cake

paularon_ It was right there! But, I'm sorry. Love you

Y/N.Y/L I love you too <3

user1 That view is breathtaking

dinobeganovic_ Bring her to a race, man. All of us want to meet her

paularon_ I'll try. @/Y/N.Y/L, are you free in say... two weeks?

Y/N.Y/L I think I can free my schedule

dinobeganovic_ Woo!

@/Y/N.Y/L Paul and his boat adventures

Tagged @/paularon_

Liked by @/paularon_, oscarpiastri, and 10,496 others

paularon_ I needed to get a better look at something

Y/N.Y/L Well, you were rocking the boat. So don't next time, thanks <3

paularon_ I'll just warn you before hand instead <3

oscarpiastri Is that safe?

Y/N.Y/L Probably not... But I don't think driving Formula cars are 100% safe either... So...

oscarpiastri You got a point there

user1 Your bucket hat looks so good!

@/Y/N.Y/L Thank you for the amazing anniversary gifts, darling. I love you so much!

Tagged @/arthur_leclerc

Liked by @/arthur_leclerc, @/yourbestfriend, and 19,476 others

arthur_leclerc I love you too, ange!

yourbestfriend Aww, this is so cute!

Y/N.Y/L I know, right. I have the best boyfriend ever!

arthur_leclerc 😳

Y/N.Y/L :)

user1 This is what I want!

user2 Exactly! Arthur is raising the bar for all men

@/arthur_leclerc Meadows <3

Tagged @/Y/N.Y/L

Liked by @/Y/N.Y/L, @/charles_leclerc, and 24,069 others

Y/N.Y/L Thank you for the bouquet, A! I love you so much!

arthur_leclerc I love you more! <3

charles_leclerc You two are too cute 🤮

Y/N.Y/L Thanks, Charles (I'm ignoring the emoji)

charles_leclerc You're welcome, Y/N (But... whatever)

user1 What's your favorite flowers?

Y/N.Y/L The Carnation (National Flower of Monaco) and Amaryllis (they're just pretty)

arthur_leclerc My flower, @/Y/N.Y/L

Y/N.Y/L 😳

user2 Aww

@/Y/N.jpg Unseen pictures of Arthur (ft. Charles when he stole my phone)

Tagged @/arthur_leclerc, @/charles_leclerc

Liked by @/arthur_leclerc, @/lando.jpg, and 10,596 others

arthur_leclerc <3

Y/N.jpg <3<3

arthur_leclerc <3<3<3

charles_leclerc I didn't steal it. You left it on your seat.

Y/N.jpg Yeah, but you took it and walked to your motor-home with it. And I didn't know where it went. So technically stealing

lando.jpg Another .jpg to join the club!

Y/N.jpg :)

@/olliebearman Pool day

Tagged @/Y/N.Y/L

Liked by @/Y/N.Y/L, @/arthur_leclerc, and 21,794 others

Y/N.Y/L <3

arthur_leclerc So this is where you snuck off to after the challenge video...

olliebearman Yeah, I didn't have anything else to do... So?

arthur_leclerc We could have used your help

olliebearman Cleaning up after your pranks are not part of my job description

arthur_leclerc How did you know that's what I meant?

olliebearman You guys don't whisper well...

user1 That bathing suit is so cute. Where did you get it, @/Y/N.Y/L?

Y/N.Y/L Thank you! I got it on Amazon

@/Y/N.Y/L Brunch time!

Tagged @/olliebearman, @/arthur_leclerc

Liked by @/olliebearman, @/arthur_leclerc, @/paularon_, and 15,963 others

olliebearman Thanks for inviting us out. Love you <3

Y/N.Y/L Love you <3

paularon_ I wasn't invited?

arthur_leclerc I wish you were. Third wheeling is not fun

Y/N.Y/L Sorry, A. Next time we'll invite @/paularon_ to keep you company

paularon_ Woo, thanks Y/N!

charles_leclerc When's a good time for me to pick up my cookie?

Y/N.Y/L Anytime within the next couple of days. Someone should be home to give it to you

arthur_leclerc That's who the final cookie was for? My brother?

Y/N.Y/L Yeah, I had to pay him back for getting me the ice cream last week

@/Y/N.Y/L HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY, OLLIE! I hope you have a great day (and a great year). I love you, my bear!

Tagged @/olliebearman

Liked by @/olliebearman, @/prema_team, and 24,957 others

olliebearman Thank you, babe. I love you too!

Y/N.Y/L <3

user1 That bear candle is so cute!

prema_team Happy birthday, Ollie!

Liked by @/olliebearman, @/Y/N.Y/L

user2 Get you a significant other who cheers you on as much as Y/N cheers on Ollie

user3 Happy b-day, Ollie!

[luffyvace]

Your the best writer ever!💗🌸💕🌸💕💗❤💗💌💕🌸💌💌💗💖🌸👌💕💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💕🌸👌💗💌💌💕🌸👌👌💗💌💌💕🌸💖👌💌💌💕💕💕👌,but I could I please request Boa hancock x older brother reader headcanons,but a twist boa and reader have a good relationship.

I thank you a hunderned times for you work!💜 take care of yourself

TYSM THATS A BIG COMPLIMENT FOR MEEE!! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE

💗

no problem at all!! you take care as well<3

there so many hancock gif?! i had no idea??

ofc i do your request anon:) this is a really cute concept

i’ve never wrote for hancock before and i don’t know much about her personally but i will try my best!! keep in mind they may not be very long considering this☝️

ok sooo😋

I’m gonna say you, hancock, sandersonia and marigold all got taken by a celestial dragon

and since you were oldest you did your best to protect your sisters

it pained you to watch them go through all they did

even more than what you went through

you barely felt your own pain because of how badly you wanted your sisters to escape

to leave and find happiness in a better place

even if it meant staying there and suffering

all so your sisters could be happy

you couldn’t give them that for a long time unfortunately

but eventually someone did

fisher tiger

you’ll never forget that man’s face

he brought you freedom and peace at last

and even more so for your beloved sisters

now that you all were out you swore to protect them with your life

you were the only man allowed on amazon lily

with special permission from hancock becoming the new empress you could stay

none of the kuja tribe members hated you either

in fact they loved you as much as sandersonia, marigold and hancock

the four of you were definitely happy to be reunited and spent lots of time together

you always went out with hancock on her trips

your big brother instincts told you something might happen and it worried you

luckily for you she didn’t mind taking you along

in fact she wanted you to come so you could keep back all the scoundrels called men

except for you

her near and dear brother

the only man in her life who never wronged her

and protected her in fact

she trusts you with her life

or if your weaker than her she’ll protect you:)

same goes with sandersonia and marigold

your sisters spoils you to no end

and you do the same for them

the four of you are always gifting each other

you guys spend lots of time together

like wherever there’s one the rest is sure to be there

you guys actually like giving each other hugs in private

away from the kuja tribe of course

not to display any weakness

you guys of course help each other hide the slave mark

if any man ever enters the island they would for sure get you to dispose of him

of course they could do it but you’ve been protecting them all this time

might as well

not like you have a problem with it anyway

in the case that you weren’t taken by the celestial dragon

and only your sisters were

you fight tooth and nail trying to get them back

making countless plans and training everyday

getting stronger with the goal of getting your sisters back in mind

you temporarily “rule” the island of women

the kuja accept you since your they’re brother

this is a very special occasion but again it’s only temporary

you promise the kuja you’ll bring back your sisters

and you promise yourself

lets say you got in with fisher tiger

you searched ever so desperately for your sisters in the fire

a part of you were afraid they got caught in the fire or had perished long ago

but before long you found them

you recognized them right away

you were so thankful they were alright

so happy

you hugged them and quickly showed them the way to freedom

the four of you cried at your reunion and they’re freedom

you helped them get back to the island after forming the gorgan pirates

you all made strong names for yourselves

your tribe was more than happy to see your sisters returned home safely

they were really grateful that you kept your promise

it upsets you to see your sisters slave mark but you help them hide it upon they’re request

you live happily with your sisters from then on

hancock took over being the empress, rightfully so

and you, marigold and sandersonia proudly stand to rule beside her

i hope you enjoooooy anonnnn💖

this is a really unique request! i’m so happy you sent it:) again they were kinda short but me personally im pretty satisfied with it, hopefully you are too

[zabe-books]

You might like my book about hot sad men who turn into dragons!

Koré is a male courtesan in a matriarchal society whose dad is a complete and total (also beautiful) asshole. He’s out to ruin his dad’s political career when he runs across the ghost of a dead god (while getting screwed) in the basement of a ruined temple. 

She chooses him as her herald, giving him the ability to transform into one of her sacred dragons and breathe life back into their dying world. Which is a massive problem because a) he’ll be stripped of his hard-won agency and turned into state property if discovered and b) he sees himself as inherently worthless and bad and can’t fucking process the idea of anyone choosing him for anything

(art by Therese Waricka)

Enter Ria, a young scholar and adventurer eager to make her mark by uncovering the dead gods’ secrets, and Faziz, an outlaw and assassin who’s running an underground low-cost housing scheme. Both have their own reasons for meddling in Koré’s life. Neither expects to fall in love with him.

And love is a problem. Because they love him for him, which means his secret, scaled side keeps appearing whenever they’re nearby. he’s nearby. Try as he might, he can’t erect emotional barriers to keep them out. With a war against the undead looming and a royal succession crisis brewing, Koré must embrace the creature he truly is--and fight for his city and his own place within it.

(art by Nicole Deal) 

You might like SILK FIRE if you like: sad traumatized men with daddy issues, epic fantasy with heroes as likely to flirt as to fight, sci-fi that plays with gender roles, giant buildings and palaces that can fly, women who light stuff on fire and who are adored for it, morally-grey characters, and, of course, dragons. It’s available here (Amazon | Audible | Barnes & Noble | Bookshop.org) and the hardcover comes with shiny gold foil that makes it a great gift. You can also follow me here where I talk about it all the time!

[eri-pl]

So, the Gift of Men

Or: how I interpret it. It has two parts, but probably veery connected. (kinda long)

Fate not defined by Music

This... is either part of the Gift or not actually was there from the start. Which would be hilarious if it wasn't tragic, because it again falls into "Morgoth does stuff that seems genius to him, stuff explodes in his face later".

Humans don't have a natural tendency. Neither to good, or to a particular career path. They do have skills, sure, so for example some make better warriors, but they don't have it on the level of fate. Unless someone puts a fate on a human (Turin, Tuor) but even then, humans are very slippery (Turin did make a lot of bad choices and I don't think the curse would work without this). Humans are not bound by fate.

To clarify: Neither are Elves bound by it absolutely, as they have free-will, but they are (at least: without human intervention) bound in the Oedipus sense. No matter what free choices they make, some things end up happening. It's up to discussion how it works with the Ainur, but i would put them on the Elves-shelf.

Also, if someone was to change the Music... the ability to act independently of it would be necessary for this I guess? How can you even change something back in time?

I would say you can't change the meaning of a piece of music that already exists, but the soundtrack to the infamous series does exactly this (kudos for mr Bear). Recontextualize, at least.

Oh, this soundtrack. If you hate the series, its soundtrack is a perfect illustration of "things more wonderful, which he himself [Amazon] hath not imagined". If you love it, the soundtrack a wonderful. part of it.

Not tied so closely to Arda

So, humans die and are imperfect and get sick and whatnot. but is that a problem with humans or with Arda?

OK now that I think about it more, it's still the same as part 1. Humans can go out because we have no fate (of that kind at least) to bind us in. Unless something does bind, like a ring or an oath (does it mean... does it mean an oath could also unbind an elf? does it mean that darkness everlasting = a stupid name for whatever-happens-to-humans? I asked it before I think.).

Humans will go out because... some reason? Judging by the Numenorians, it may be something in the style of "we make a lot of choices, even if small, that untangle us from Arda, because they don't harmonize with how Arda is)

But with what happens to Arda, this has an aspect of "not being tied to a sinking ship". Kind of?

Lost my train of thought again.

TLDR: It's a beautiful, unpredictable thing even if it's "no beta we die".

Bonus: seeking

To quote another author (also great!) "To be human is to want which we cannot have". Humans are always a) causing problems they can't solve (and sometimes even the Valar can't), and b) wanting things they can't have (elves do this too, and

No, that's a thing the Eldar also do a lot. That's a thing Melkor invented before Elves even happened. Both of those. Still, as humans are Melkor-coded, it is still a very human thing. It doesn't sound like a gift. Then, maybe, the gift would be some kind of solution to this. Creative problems need creative solutions.

Still, humans get crazy ideas.

[diy-angel777]

FATHER’S DAY GIFT GUIDE❗️

Father’s Day is right around the corner, and let’s admit it, Dad’s are the HARDEST people in the family to shop for. This sucks because they do so much for us and it’s important to show them the love too. Additionally, if your real dad isn’t in your life, you could still show your appreciation and love to other figures in your life who have taken on the courageous role!🕺🏽

If you’re struggling to find the perfect affordable gift, worry not! I’ve curated a list of 10 items your dad would love to receive on Father’s Day. (Nothing mainstream)

Check it out 👇

1. Snailax Heated Neck & Shoulder Massager

2. Electronic Control Temp Humidor

3. DEWALT Tool & Socket Set

4. Bulldog Ceramic Ashtray

5. Dad Candle of Endearment

6. Dr. Squatch Men’s Natural Bar Soap

7. The Motli Light Electric Lighter

8. Whiskey Glass Set of 4

9. Book of Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

10. Star Wars Socks

Need more ideas?

- The Ridge RFID Blocking Wallet

- Yeti 30oz Tumbler

- Amazon Echo Dot

- Smokeless Firepit Stove for Backyard

- Electric Wine Opener

- Apple Air Tag

- Hand-Stamped Fishing Lure

- Glass Jar For Dad’s Stash

I hope this list helps you find the perfect gift for dad. Personally, I’m buying my dad the candle of endearment!🙌 What are you buying your dad?

[enfys-squees]

A thread of tweets from Enfys Book (AKA Lucky Annie) (@enfysbook) on Twitter, from 20 December 2020. [Note that I disabled my account in December 2022, so this tweet thread is no longer accessible on Twitter.] Text follows. You can watch the movie free on YouTube here (under its alternate title, “Beyond Tomorrow”).

I had some unexpected downtime yesterday, so I watched “Happiest Season.” When I finished the movie, I was in the mood for another chill holiday movie, and looked through Amazon Prime’s offerings. I found one called “Beyond Christmas” from 1940, and it’s totally bananas.

The first 30 min of “Beyond Christmas” (which has an 80-minute runtime) are basically “old rich white guys being nice to poor people, just for funsies,” and honestly, I’m here for it. But then it gets weird. Let’s break this movie down. It is a RIDE.

The movie opens with street scenes of Christmas and gently falling snow in New York. We are then brought to a nice living room, where two older businessmen are dictating Very Businessy Things to their secretaries.

A third older businessman enters, arms full of gifts. He basically tells everyone they need to stop working, because it’s Christmas Eve. Secretaries are given gifts, and they go home. Businessmen start getting ready for a Fancy Meal with two expected Fancy Guests.

But oh - Fancy Guests cancel, last-minute. And here these men are, on Christmas Eve, in their own home, in tuxedos (yes, really), with nobody but their deposed-Russian-countess maid (yes, really) and butler (who fled Russia with her) to keep them company. WHAT DO

I’m going to pause the plot description for just a moment to describe these dudes. We have Optimist Guy, Pessimist Guy, and Moderate Guy. That’s basically all you need to know about them, except they are all older, unmarried men and are BUST BUDS and love each other very much.

Optimist Guy gets an idea. Why don’t they take the extra wallets they had intended as client gifts, put $10 in each of them, as well as a business card, and fling them into the street below? Any honest person who attempts to return a wallet would then be invited to Fancy Dinner.

Other Business Bros agree. They make a bet on whether anyone will turn up.

Dinner is at 7. Clock strikes 7, nobody has turned up, and it appears Optimist has lost the bet.

But then - the doorbell rings! It’s a shabby man from Texas, returning a wallet. He has holes in his shoes.

Soon after, a pretty young woman turns up with a second wallet.

Both are invited to dinner. The whole household has a marvelous time. Texas sings a song & woman is 😍.

When the party ends, Business Bros slyly give Texas a nice overcoat, because he didn’t have one. 

Then we get a montage showing the next few weeks - this newly-formed polycule of 3 Business Bros, Texas, and Pretty Young Woman are inseparable. They go to parties & bowling.

Then Business Bros get called to a Business Trip. They need to fly somewhere to do a thing. Deposed Countess Maid begs them to take the train, because planes are scary. They laugh at her.

While Business Bros are gone, Texas and Pretty go for a walk and get engaged. They rush to Business Bros’ house to share the news, in hopes they’ve returned.

They haven’t returned. They’re dead. And now they’re ghosts, haunting the house.

Countess invites the young couple to live in the house, and the ghosts nudge her to find an envelope of bonds left for the couple’s wedding. Business Bros knew what was up.

Journalists take an interest in Business Bros’ death and want to keep writing about it, even when there isn’t much else to say. They learn about the couples’ little inheritance and decide to write about it, for reasons. Which leads to the couple being invited onto the radio.

Pretty is excited for Texas to go on the radio, because he’s such a good singer and this could be his big break. I guess it’s normal to get interviewed about a death and then be invited to sing? Did New York really lack content to fill airtime back then? Who knows.

At the radio station, Texas meets Famous Singer Lady, who is excited to hear him sing.

Texas sings, blows it out of the park. Famous Singer Lady invites him to be part of her Famous Singer Lady Tour. His big break!

Cut to Business Bro Ghosts. Optimist Ghost is Jazzed AF for Texas and wants him to chase his dreams.

Pessimist Ghost says becoming a singer will lead Texas to a life of depravity.

Pessimist Ghost says this, then immediately gets sucked into Hell.

Yes, really.

Other two Ghost Bros: “WELP.”

Sure enough, though, Pessimist was right. Texas gets caught up in The Life and immediately begins neglecting his wife Pretty and flirting with Famous Singer Lady.

Pretty is sad. Optimist tells her to fight for Texas. She goes over to the house and they have an awkward conversation that’s basically Texas saying, “Uh, being a famous singer is, like, A Lot, so maybe I’ll just call you when the tour is over?” And she’s like, “K, bye” & leaves.

Optimist tells Texas to chase after her, and he almost does, but then the phone rings and it’s Famous Singer Lady saying she’ll pick him up in 20 minutes for their vacation together in the country.

Ghost Bros (minus one) are upset, but then the sky opens up and a young man in military uniform comes down from Heaven to get his dad, Moderate Ghost. We didn’t know Moderate had a kid. He’s never been mentioned. But here he is. Moderate asks son what heaven is like.

Ghost Army Boy says “what do you want heaven to be like?” And Moderate gets all misty-eyed and says he wants it to be like the barracks, minus the front. He was happy in the war, surrounded by “ready young men.” !!!

Cool, so it shall be. Moderate goes to Gay Heaven. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎

Optimist Ghost is alone, but he’s determined to do...something...to protect Texas from committing infidelity. He rides along in the car going to the country, petulantly knocking Famous Singer’s hood off her head.

They get to the country resort, they’re having dinner, and they get called up on-stage to perform a song because they are famous. As they stand up, both Texas and Famous are shot by Famous’ ex-husband, who had secretly followed them there.

Oh shoot, I forgot something. Right before the dinner scene, Optimist is outside the resort and God calls him to heaven. He says no, he has to stay and help Texas.

God says “you only get asked once, if you don’t come now, you wander the earth as a ghost forever, and also your mom really misses you.”

Optimist says no, he has to stay. God’s all, “K, fuck you, walk the Earth as a shattered soul” and the gates to heaven close.

OK, restaurant scene happens. Texas and Famous are shot, cut to hospital. Surgery is happening. Optimist is pacing the waiting room. Pretty is sobbing in Countess’ arms.

Ghost of Texas walks out of surgery and runs into Optimist. “What up, friend”

Texas sees Pretty and is full of regret. He asks where Famous is. Optimist says, “Gone. She didn’t have a soul to begin with.” (HOLY SHIT)

Heavens open up AGAIN. God calls for Optimist. Says “your mother wouldn’t leave me alone until I gave you another chance.” (Thanks, Mom!) Optimist says he’s ready, but asks God to do him a solid and bring Texas back to life, because he’s learned his lesson. God is all “FINE.”

As Optimist starts walking into the night, Pessimist shows up! Optimist is like “wtf where did you come from” and Pessimist says he was in darkness for a long time, but thoughts of Optimist and Moderate melted his heart full of angst and brought him to the light. (!) ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎

Ghost Bros go to Gay Heaven and Texas gets another shot at life.

FIN.

Merry Christmas?

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Bertolli's 🍕

“Los, what’s wrong? I can tell you’re lost in deep thought.”

“Nothing’s wrong, babe.” I replied.

I grabbed the remote and flipped through the channels not because I was looking for something else to watch besides the Cubs, but because it felt like the only reasonable thing to do to was occupy my lack of action in the last hour or so. I know what you’re thinking, if you’re watching the Cubs game, how does your girl know your wheels are turning so fast? Isn’t sports the only place left where men can mindlessly gaze for hours without interruption or judgement? Well, to put things in perspective, the game had finished an hour ago and I was now blankly staring at the painting Sandra had gifted me. No, Natalie had no idea I had lost the last thirty-five minutes of my time gazing at a frame gifted from an ex it took mad months to get over. She hadn’t a single clue. But what she did know, was that I wasn’t focused on anything of importance, and that now that the Cubs were done playing, it meant that it was time for me to direct whatever measure of focus I had left available, to her. No matter how small.

Natalie is a real woman. She’s almost forty with no children, does her own hair and nails so she can have more disposable income to save for retirement, and never been married because she spent her entire adulthood focusing exclusively on writing columns and teaching philosophy at community colleges. Only reason why we met is because I was the banker who helped her consolidate credit card debt she racked up while in grad school at Loyola. My review on Solange’s performance at the Metro I wrote for Unrated Magazine a couple years ago has nothing to do with why we’re currently dating, unfortunately. Either way, she was at that show that night as well; so knowing that we were in the same building the same night, 6 years before we met, provides her the dissolution that we’re meant to be.

Even though Natalie is affectionate enough to relax her head against my chest while I mindlessly search through documentaries on Amazon Prime that I know will ultimately bore her, I go through the endless selection anyway.

“Babe, I don’t wanna watch that. Let’s watch America’s Next Top Model. It’s my turn to choose.” Natalie explains.

“Babe, I’m hungry.” I reply before handing over the remote.

“What do you want to eat, baby?”

“Let’s get Bertollis”

“Boy, we do not live in Oak Park anymore. You know good and well they won’t deliver all the way over here. We’d have to pick it up. And I know you don’t feel like driving right now. What else you thinking?” Natalie asked.

I wasn’t thinking much about anything else to be honest. All I knew was that I was hungry for pizza and that was the only place I wanted to order from right now. I don’t know why I was so fixated on this restaurant anyway. Mama Lunas, Festa and Congress were all minutes away driving, yet I couldn’t get myself to make the call to either of them. It was like my mind was stuck or something. Like I couldn’t move on. I know it’s just pizza. But sometimes pizza parlors in certain neighborhoods where you spent time making memories you didn’t expect to cherish, provide a delayed response of appreciation.

[peridotpanduh]

Where I Fall

In my early twenties I considered myself subby, like fully sub, all I wanted to do was please and be of use to whoever I was with or was having sex with. That was from about 19-20

Then I got into online SW when I turned 21, mostly cam work. I started having experiences of sticking up for myself, making my presence known, I learned more about boundaries and that I have more power than men had made me think I had/have. I still considered myself a sub but there was a shift after I started online SW. This is when I fell in love with myself truly.

So after camming for about a year, I stumbled into bdsm (as one naturally would with online sw) when people started asking/requesting it on lives. So I researched, asked many people many things. I really hyperfixated on it for about a month. There is SO much of it and it's a wonderful and interesting thing to learn about.

The more I experienced, the more I was realizing that I liked.....no, I absolutely loved and still love being in control, I loved being the one to make people melt into me and my energy. I was starting to get really bored and honestly, annoyed by the men who would talk to me/ think they could just say things to me during sex or even just in general life that were just really crappy things to say, at least to me it wasn't great things, I wasn't getting the respect I knew I deserved so that's when I was like, okayyy maybe I am more of a Switch? I was still feeling like I had inklings of wanting to be

So at this point, I'm like 25ish and a few years into online sw and I start dating this guy that was really into being turned into a sissy and I become more blossomed into my Switchyness. I had so much fun picking out what he wore, how I could give him a Domme glance and he'd know if he'd get rewarded or punished later. I loved picking out his outfit or panties when we went out for errands or a day out.

I start to have more kink/fetish related experiences starting around 26. I fully came into my power, my feminine energy, knowing that I am a magical fucking being. I have had a few financial subs, one of which was a man in his 60s who if I called him and he didn't answer, he'd send me $300. Or $400 in amazon gift cards. Or pizza once a week. You get the idea. I have had subs/switches who have adored and worshipped my body, now for off and on 10 years. I have been a part of a few ddlg relationships (we'll get to that here in a little bit). I have some experiences under my belt (my garter belt, that is)

So by this point of my life, I'm getting very lonely because I'm only meeting men/women that want to domme me/have more control over what happens in the bedroom. Then I meet this guy, Manuel. He's a shy, nerdy dude who was the first in a few years to genuinely make love to me (I ADORE being made love to) and he was very subby but with a little Switchyness inside of him but also very much a daddy dom as well?. Most of the time, it was me riding him, me taking control, me allowing him to reach his climax, I would use him like the good toy he was. Occasionally though, he would top me and I'd instantly fall into wanting to not be in any control, him wrapping his big arms around me, I melt into a puddle. Simply blissful in this man's arms. It was nice to feel so taken care of in one of my favorite activities of being a human. It was also somewhat a lifestyle, he was extremely caring, loving, great daddy energy, very devoted type person. It was one of the first times in a serious relationship that I realized I do, in fact, deserve love, deserve care, deserve romance in my relationships.

So since that relationship, I have strongly felt like I am Domme leaning Switch, with hints of ddlg, princess, Goddess, brat and the very occasional subby moments ^_^

[stampwithtami]

Trusty Tools [Envelope Card Box Series #8]

TRUSTY TOOLS ENVELOPE CARD BOX I'm excited to share a new addition to my Envelope Card Box Series—a handmade 3D Toolbox Card. This project is especially thrilling as it brings a unique twist to creating masculine cards, which we often find a bit challenging. Inspired by the practicality and rugged charm of toolboxes, I crafted this card with a delightful mix of creativity and utility. Inspiration Behind the CardThe idea struck me while brainstorming on innovative card designs that could appeal specifically to men. We all know how tough it can be to find the right card for the men in our lives, whether it's for Father's Day, a birthday, or just a special note of thanks. That's when the concept of a toolbox card came to life—what better way to celebrate the handymen and DIY enthusiasts? Features of the Toolbox CardThe card features an assortment of tools and a sturdy toolbox design, making it a perfect representation of strength and reliability. But what makes it even more special is the option to include a Home Depot Gift Card inside. It’s not just a card; it's a practical gift that can bring a smile and maybe even fund a small project! Perfect for Any OccasionThis card isn’t just for Father’s Day; it’s versatile enough for any occasion when you might need a "man card." Its design and functionality make it a thoughtful gesture for anyone who appreciates a touch of handiwork. Mailing and GiftingWhether you choose to hand-deliver or mail them, I’ve sourced special mailers that fit these 3D cards perfectly. Below, you’ll find details and links to where you can acquire these. About the Trusty Tools Stamp SetThe Trusty Tools Stamp Set is the star of the show here. It offers a variety of tool designs and heartfelt sentiments perfect for Father’s Day, thanking someone, or simply celebrating the awesome people in your life. The open line-art images are ideal for coloring, allowing you to bring out the vibrant or subtle tones that best suit your project. Ready to Craft?If you’re eager to try making this card yourself, I’ve prepared step-by-step instructions, complete with measurements and a supply list. All of this is available in a free PDF in the INSTRUCTIONS section, and there’s also a video tutorial to guide you through each step. More in the SeriesFor those who enjoy this project and are looking for more creative ideas, be sure to check out the other tutorials in the Envelope Card Box Series. Each tutorial offers unique designs and tips to expand your crafting repertoire. ConclusionCrafting this 3D Toolbox Card has been a thoroughly enjoyable process, and I am thrilled to share it with you. It’s a project that combines fun, art, and practicality, making it a perfect craft for anyone looking to create something special for the men in their lives. Happy crafting, and I can’t wait to see your versions of this creative card! Happy crafting! Tami INSTRUCTIONS, TEMPLATE & VIDEOS INSTRUCTIONS PDF ⬇ The guide provides detailed measurements and a sequential process for crafting this envelope card box, complete with a clickable list of materials. To assist you further, I have designed a visual template and cutting instructions for your convenience.  DOWNLOAD PDF VIDEO ⬇ ENVELOPE CARD BOX VIDEO ENVELOPE CARD BOX CLASS SUPPLIES I USED SUPPLIES I USED TO CREATE THIS CARD⬇ I got these mailers to fit the Envelope Card Boxes on Amazon.  CLICK FOR MAILERS ON AMAZON ENVELOPE CARD BOX SERIES Click the thumbnails below for more free tutorials in my series. ENVELOPE CARD BOX SERIES #1 STAMPIN' UP! CATALOGS CURRENT SPECIALS PHOTOS Sharing my new addition to my Envelope Card Box Series—a handmade 3D Toolbox Card. This project is especially thrilling as it brings a unique twist to creating masculine cards I colored the tools from the Trusty Toolbox Stamp Set with the Stampin' Blends Markers. The background peg board is cut with the Trusty Tools dies. I hung the toolbox with a pop up. I added a full card to the back of the box. I have a tutorial for this coordinating Circle Wreath Card here. Want to save these ideas for later? Pin them to your favorite Pinterest board. Have you tried these designs? I love to see your creations! Be sure to share them on #shareyourcrafts post every Saturday on my Facebook Page    Read the full article