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doubleclusterthoughts · 1 year ago

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Sometimes I wonder about, what if we never found dinosaur fossils? Like they'd still be there in the Earth and stuff. We just never found them. Or we did find them but were scared off by large teeth or massive bones.

If we never found them what would that mean for so many things? There's toys, information books, hell even jobs. What would those things disappearing be like?

#shut up t #shut the fuck up #weird thoughts #dinosaur #fossils #random thoughts #am i secretly smart?#am i dumb #dumb thoughts #casual thoughts

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rabdoidal · 6 months ago

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FUCK netflix for every reason imaginable but god. catking deadboydetectives being exactly my type of character is ruining my LIFE i have THINGS TO DO and im just thinking about that horrible little bisexual man

#personal #and by horrible i mean loml #i am always obsessed with confident flirts with deep dark loneliness #in their hearts #that are incapable of receiving true platonic/romantic affection #and also that people think are dumb because of their personality #but are secretly very smart and caring #OH BOY IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME KINDA CRAZY I NEED TO LIE DOWN #dont get me started on catwin #im refreshing the ao3 twice a day

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snackugaki · 2 years ago

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do you survive an apocalypse because you’re shaped like a dorito chip?

or does surviving an apocalypse shape you into a dorito chip?

something to ponder

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mushroominaforest · 3 months ago

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I mean yes, definitely, but I also just really like projecting lmfao

#Those characters I like?#Yeah they’re me now sorry #I based their characterization on parts of my own personality #And how I reacted to being in similar situations or how I think I would react if I was in the same situation as them #Is it a character study of my personal representation of these characters #Or am I actually secretly character studying myself #Is this therapy?#This counts as therapy right #I’m not allowed to got to therapy lol #So I will instead project on my sillies and secretly vent about my own experiences through the voices I give the sillies #That’s healthy right I’m like 99% sure that’s a healthy coping mechanism #Who needs therapy (me) when you can hyperfixate on a character who has gone through far worse but similar things to you #And then let them heal and be cared for #Except you’re actively projecting on them so it’s basically you who’s healing #See. See what I did there #I’m so smart #Im gonna therapy myself one way or another #Wether I’m allowed to go to therapy or not PARENTS #Yeah. Take that. Teenage rebellion moment #I’m therapy-ing myself #🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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milkbreadtoast · 1 year ago

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can finally put them together... the main 4 charas of this story(*that will prob never be made into a thing but its fun to think abt)!!

*whispers* tentative names: 💚강효준 (kang hyojun), 💙이설(yi/lee seol), 💜유성화 (yu seonghwa), ❤️송혜연 (song hyeyeon). Hyojun(m) and Seol(f) are the protags and Seonghwa(m) and Hyeyeon(f) are on the "opposing side" in the story

#my art #OC #im still deciding on the names but atp i think i might just go w these names #else i'll be deciding forever fkbfmff #actually purple hair(seonghwa?? sunghwa??) was the only one w/o a name #ur yu seonghwa now....#he was almost yuseong but i already associate that name too much w that mystic messenger mf #but i still like it so. sticks it in secretly w his last name(yu)... im so smart /j (im an idiot)#its so hard picking names when its not ur native lang #as a kor am ive been indulgently making kr OCs all this time but its always hard naming them jfbfn... or any ocs in general #so many r unnamed still #i had decided to name blue hair seol from my friend's suggestion yrs ago #but i wanted to stick in a water pun somehow... 이설 sounds kiiinda like 이슬(dew)... not rly... but i tried #almost changed her name to 슬 but ive gotten too used to 설 by now to change it #hyeyeon's name means like... wisdom and beauty #the hyo in hyojun's name means filial piety/duty; a name given w the hope that he would be an obedient and dutiful son?#o btw seol is a girl KDJSKJD but she gets mistaken for a boy often... both in the actual canon + irl apparently Kzhdjs #it actually makes me giggle bc it means i made her gnc enough... happy #edit: i just realized i made them both S H S H names... i didnt mean to make them sound so similar... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT #HANGS HEAD...

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cloudywithachanceofsephiroth · 4 months ago

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Cloud just bullied me into putting down my phone so I could pet him.

Now he sleeps

#another instance of being secretly smart #we chilled watching a GIGS2.0 phasmo video #i am only typing this because he has freed me of my imprisonment #now he eepy

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caruliaa · 1 year ago

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literally why am always like. feeling so inhernetly inferior to everyone

#idk why im feeling this way but i also dont know how not to . bc like i kinda am !!#like when the thing i make are not as beautiful or well made and the things i say not as interesting or smart or funny #and the things i do not as interesting or cool or fun and things i like not as smart or meaningful or important #and yes fuck it the way i look not as beautiful !! ik im not supposed to care but i do okay #idk in what way im not worse than everyone else #and i just wish i was as good as everyone else yk. or at least that i didnt feel like i wasnt if i really secretly am somehow #UGH i get like this every night #idk if its my brain going wild when i need to sleep or just everything im feeling deep down getting overwhelming in a way #and bubbling up. but i also felt miserable this morning so maybe not #and least i feel just useless to others and no activley harmful to them anymore ! an improvement ig #flappy rambles #vent #bro ihate doing this but im just going to go to bed now bc i rly need it #luce if ur reading this im sorry but ilusm gnight love <3

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invisiblerambler · 4 months ago

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Someone should write a dissertation on this but the way gen z grew up in a dying monoculture meaning we have an oral tradition of things that we dont really have the touchstones for anymore is really interesting. I saw a tiktok about this but it's something I've thought about for years because I being a little weird autistic know a lot of books and movies and TV shows basically through cultural osmosis. I can recite plot points and give you a level of detail that is frankly weird but I haven't seen or read a lot of those things. It may or may not be how I partially faked my way through an English degree (I did the reading sometimes) anyways it's a weird intersection of like skill and cultural moment and idk I forget other people aren't like that.

#once again the overly smart autistic woman forgets she is not the default #not even fucking close #all of my weird quirks are secretly benefits #i'm not over it frankly #turns out people dont just understand story structure and tropes like its a math problem #like i knew that and yet i am still surprised

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giantkillerjack · 3 months ago

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I've said it before and I'll say it again:

If you are disabled and you need to lie to get the accommodations you need or to escape ableist social harassment, then it is not just morally acceptable to lie in that scenario, it is morally GOOD.

I say this with no irony or satire whatsoever (unlike the original post, which is very much meant to be sarcastic).

Abled people are always trying to be the "hero" who finds the "fakers," as though "fakers" are actually a concern for disabled people. - When instead I don't know a single disabled person who hasn't been denied the care they need by being called a faker on multiple occasions. That's what we ACTUALLY live in fear of.

(Also, notably, finding the "faker" is not actually about protecting disabled people for these self-appointed "heroes". It's actually about finding an ego-boosting outlet for personal aggression and frustration. They don't care that the government has the funding to care for all of us and yet refuses. They just want to pretend this isn't about them, and are using other disabled people as a moral shield.)

Besides, every person I've met who is actually LYING about their disability has done so not because they are faking being disabled (for all the AWESOME benefits that DEFINITELY exist - ????), but because their ACTUAL disability is not taken seriously by the gatekeepers who can deny them the help they need.

Lying in this scenario protects a disabled person from stigma, injury, pain, death, and/or social neglect. This is a moral good. Lying to protect people from abuse is good, yourself included.

You shouldn't get a wheelchair, walker, cane, shower chair, or any kind of assistive technology mobility aid because then you might become dependent on them. Just like how you also shouldn't get glasses if you have bad eyesight because then you might become dependent on those.

For instance, if you end up stuck using corrective eyewear, you could actually lose your ability to tell what things are even when they are extremely blurry! You need to get used to having migraines from seeing unclearly because if you wear glasses all the time, you are basically giving up!! You don't need to see things coming at you from far away! You just need to get good at dodging, and if you can't, then you have no one to blame but yourself!!

For example, I read a really heart-worming article recently about a girl who was stuck using glasses - just absolutely, tragically trapped in her eyewear from dawn to dusk, even though she was good and never ever complained; and I heard she trained herself to discern the blurry faces of her loved ones with 60% accuracy! - she was even able to walk down the aisle at her wedding WITHOUT forcing the discomfort of seeing a woman in glasses on all her guests!!

Sure, she had to give her vows with a splitting headache, and she couldn't see her husband's expression when he said "I do," but overall, SO inspi-ration-al!!! So up-lifting!!

(She didn't even have to use a seeing eye cane, which would have been the worst-case scenario, obviously, because she worked hard to make sure she looked LESS disabled, not MORE disabled!!! Everyone knows blind people exist solely to be a cautionary tale to sighted people!!)

Also, did you know some people get glasses when they only need them a little bit?? How selfish of them! Sure, there's not a shortage, and an increase in demand would result in overall increased accessibility to glasses--but emotionally it's like taking glasses away from someone who needs them more! After all, if everyone who needed glasses got them, then...... um...... more people would have glasses! Which is probably bad!!!!

I also had a friend who was trapped in glasses who saved up all her money for laser eye surgery, and I don't know why everyone doesn't just do that! Sure, some doctors say some people don't "qualify" and it "won't help" those people, but that's why you can't give up!! You don't want to be one of those people!

After all, what's the worse thing that could happen with an unnecessary laser surgery to the face that comes with crippling debt??? It's worth the risk to gain your FREEDOM back, and I'm so proud of my friend!!

Tragically, she did die later that year while driving Uber and squinting at street signs, but at least now I know my friend is finally free from the shackles of her terrible eyesight. #ripAshley #rippedAshley #justripit 😌😌😌❤😇😇😇

And that's why you shouldn't get used to using a mobility aid!! Because, like glasses, they are inherently embarrassing to be seen with; and - like glasses - it is more noble to silently suffer than to depend on unnatural technologies that force you to rely on them!!! (Besides, everyone else will be SO much more comfortable if you look normal!)

I hope you learned something today. 💖

#original #disability #ref #might just make a separate post about this but here you go #autistic meltdowns can cause me serious nerve damage and trauma and if i have enough of them in close enough succession... death #but people don't understand that. they think it is a child's tantrum most of the time.#so i call them seizures. because functionally that's what they are. and as long as i can communicate well enough to make sure #no dumbass tries to shove a wallet in my mouth - which DOES NOT HELP SEIZURES in any case btw - then i say it's a seizure #people are nicer and more helpful and more accommodating all around. saying 'if this happens i can have a meltdown'#involves a huge amount of risk and effort for them to understand. but 'i could have a seizure' - suddenly they DO have accommodation for me #fancy that!!#if your professor is gonna be a judgy ableist bitch about you missing class from a ptsd episode (or if you don't know how they'll react)#then tell them you have the flu. no questions get asked. they don't want the flu. they'll tell YOU to stay home!#and if they are ableist then they won't secretly think you're crazy or being dramatic and weak!#I used to feel really bad about the fact that I would do that. but now I recognize that it was really smart actually and in fact good.#if someone said i can't treat your broken leg unless you also have gastrointestinal distress #then baby you better tell them you got a stomach ache #if you can only walk 20 feet but you are denied a wheelchair if you can walk more than 15 feet... no you can't.#if the fire department won't believe your house is on fire unless you say you can smell the fires of Mount Doom specifically then #by god you are Frodo with the One Ring. whatever it takes not to die in this fire.#and you don't have to feel guilty about it either. you're not the one withholding firefighting services from people with burning houses #they have enough time and money to put out all the fires in the town. they just don't want to. that's not your fault.#if the fire dept told you they'll only put out the fire in your house if it is an electrical fire then don't tell them about the grease fir #like in an ideal world we would all be totally honest all the time but in this world if your disease doesn't have the right code in #Aetna's system then they'll leave you to die idk what to tell you.#protect yourselves. protect each other. break rules. be punk.#cripplepunk #for legal reasons i am clarifying that i have never lied to an insurance company.

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snekdood · 11 months ago

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his horrible snake-self that drinks tea EVILY and SELFISHLY and creates DASTARDLY plushies of his ocs with WICKED MAGIC IMBUED IN THEM TO HARM OTHERS and who draws HORRIBLE artwork of TERRIBLE forests that EAT ! PEOPLE ! ! because he HATES humanity so much and thinks we should ALL DIE ! so THATS why he draws it and NOTHING he makes is because he CARES about anything or HAS EMOTIONS or CRIES or FEELS WHOLESOME FEELINGS no it is ALWAYS because he is HORRIBAD vs my wholesome soft uwu self who drinks tea WHOLESOMELY and NON SELFISHLY and i creates WHOLESOME and CUTE plushies of my ocs with SWEET LOVING WHOLESOME MAGIC and I draw BEAUTIFUL artwork of WONDERFUL MAGICAL ENCHANTED WOODLANDS just cus . even though i demonize the woods in my next breath by acting like theres wicked beings in there that look much like the snake man himself and its because i'm WHOLESOME and SPECIAL and INNOCENT and i NEVER DO WRONG EVER and when I want to spite someone is ALWAYS MORALLY JUSTIFIED and when I hate someone and draw art of me killing them its because IM A GOOD PERSON WHO CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND IM WHOLESOME SEE I KNITTED A SCARF LOOK AT ME IM SO MUCH BETTER AND NICER LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! LOOK AT MY GOOD PURE GOOD-PERSON TEA THAT I MADE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

#mood #babe ur so valid for your conception of a good person crumbling bc you're starting to realize that no one is defined by their actions #and no amount of activities you paint as wholesome for yourself but evil when other ppl do it changes the fact of the bad shit YOU have #done in the past either #you cant knit yourself away from your skeletons my friend #you cant paint uwu wholesome bean version of yourself out of this #at least w my art and my self insert its clear im not trying to pretend im better than i am. like my guy fucks nasty and thats that #and doesnt need to pretend to be uwu wholesome about it. ur not suddenly a better person by portraying yourself as the perfect #pure uwu person you want to be. thats not how this works #i fuck nasty and im a prick and im a smart ass and im sassy and dramatic and baby i own that shit i dont deny it #AND i could claw your eyes out obviously w my claws n shit but ALSO im capable of being wholesome. i dont gotta pretend to be an #edgy teenager drawing cute cuddly stuffed animals that secretly have razors on their hands #i dont gotta pretend im that. at least im fucking open about what i am.#walk around with ya claws out instead of hiding behind ya facade #show the world you're not as uwu innocent as you portray that you are #cowardly weak creatures hide their claws and teeth only to reveal them later on #if you cant knock them down without knocking down their guard then how strong are you? or are you just manipulative bc you know #you're weak and your claws are brittle?#is it because you know you could never win a fair fight with all of your capabilities exposed? you hide behind the veneer of cute and #cuddly so you can back stab them when they least expect it? and im supposed to RESPECT you????#i guess cowards got to make themselves feel pride somehow.

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notmoreflippingelves · 1 year ago

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After reminding myself yet again, that contrary to my wishes, Cosmo Brown/Lina Lamont ( both from Singin' in the Rain) does not in fact exist., my brain has frantically and bizarrely decided that it needs to find a way to make Perry Mason/Lina Lamont work.

#as if we needed any more proof that i am secretly a seventy-year-old trapped in a millenial's body #i'm most familiar with the perry mason books tbh and most of them are set in like 1930s-1940s so it could work out timeline wise #the part where lina is like 'i could sue you for the whole studio' well...that but the lawyer she hires is perry mason #cause even tho he's more of criminal law attorney; she will only have the BEST in los angeles and he is undeniably the best #also she was probably like the way i was treated is a CRIME so imma find the guy who knows about crimes #also would not put it past the studio head to be doing something uber shady; i mean he is inspired by l b mayer after all #so perry mason can discover the actual crimes as well #della street and/or paul drake are welcome to get in on this too #or even hamilton burger for that matter #cosmo and cathy are also welcome but only after they call don out on his shit first #perry mason #singin' in the rain #singing in the rain #lina lamont #i just think it would be nice if the smartest man in fictional los angeles helped lina realize that she's actually rather smart too #even if everyone writes her off as the dumb blonde with the annoying voice #still annoyed that only one (1) cosmo/lina fic exists #i mean i get it; cosmo/don/cathy is practically canon so ofc it gets the most love from the tiny fandom #but like...have you considered that don's only redeeming quality is gene kelly's face?#and cathy/lina/cosmo is the ot3 that we all actually deserve

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toscrollperchancetomeme · 4 months ago

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One thing about „Long Face” I haven’t seen discussed yet is its “perfectly premeditated flaw”. While it’s obviously primarily meant to bait Louis, it does so in a very smart way.

The writers have gone out of their way to make us understand that Louis has built himself up to be this super posh art dealer. He’s a connoisseur, he has “ze eye”, he is extremely distinguished in his tastes. Or, as Lestat probably sees it: He’s super pretentious, “like every pompous art student” he’s ever eaten. (I think he gets it from his mum, but that would be a whole essay.) And a part of this is: He does not like camp. This is quite evident from the way he talks about “Lestat’s tastelessness on the float” in episode 1x7, but also reflects in his reaction to the “weirdness” of the Paris theatre.

Except - I think he secretly does like it, because otherwise he would not love Lestat. Him being in denial of his love for Lestat and of his enjoyment of “camp” art almost seem to stem from the same place within him - he is still denying parts of himself.

So, Lestat writing a song for him, that is this camp? That literally says “Come appraise me” to his art dealer husband? That says “see me for what I am and stop lying to yourself and pretending that you don’t love me and that you don’t enjoy having fuuuuuuun”? The lack of metaphor has never been more striking. I’m so here for this.

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #iwtv amc #iwtv meta #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #loustat #rockstart lestat #long face

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gracevp · 24 days ago

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Grace: I know. You should just accept that I’m a genius by now.

td: meatlovers was a good call.

#text #tdoherty #//what did i set up? am i secretly smart?#//also I’m #mobile for the foreseeable future

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wcters · 6 days ago

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𝗜 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨

paring: carlos sainz x fem!leclerc!reader

summary: you’re the twin of arthur leclerc . . . and you’re dating your other brothers teammate, though he doesn’t know that

request: carlos x leclerc!reader fic pleaseee! reader is arthur's twin and is secretly dating carlos

warnings: establish relationships, family fighting, jokes of assault | for everyone who sent requests, i am slowly making my way through them, i just have a lot going on so be patient 😚 merci

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yourusername waiting for the weekend

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leclerc_pascale ma fille intelligente 😘

↳ yourusername merci maman ❤️

user1 she always slays

user2 cute and smart??

arthur_leclerc what’s got you so excited?

↳ yourusername not telling 🤫

user3 cutie ❤️

↳ yourusername miss you 😔😔 we need to do another study date

user4 what university does she go to?

↳ user5 berkeley. it’s in california

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f1gossip carlos sainz seen in california over the summer break. any idea who he’s seeing?

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user1 doesn’t he have friends in cali?

↳ user2 i think so

user3 he looks good ❤️

user4 he’s probably just visiting because he can

↳ user5 i would too if i had a jet at my disposal

user6 do you know where in caifornia?

user7 this is actually so random 🤨

user8 he looks so lost all the time 😭😭😭

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yourusername weekend you ❤️

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arthur_leclerc is that a man

arthur_leclerc who is that?

arthur_leclerc y/n

user1 arthur really panicking at the moment

↳ arthur_leclerc yes.

user2 you look so comfy in the second photo

↳ yourusername i was 😌

leclerc_pascale dis-lui que je lui dis bonjour 👋

↳ yourusername fera 🫡

↳ arthur_leclerc maman?

user3 . . . who’s that man?

yourfriend text me asap !!!!!!

poopy 👺

who was that man

i have no idea what you’re talking about

poopy 👺

yes you do

i’m your post on instagram

there was a man

it could be one of my girlfriends who’s masculine???

poopy 👺

😐😐😐

no it can’t

none of your friends look like that

how do you know that 🤨🤨

poopy 👺

that’s besides the point

why are you hiding this from me? i’m your twin brother

exactly.

charles, lorenzo, and you (especially) scare everyone off

poopy 👺

no we don’t

what about ryan? or jack?

poopy 👺

they weren’t good enough for you

they never are!

maman liked them and i did too and you made them leave

poopy 👺

does maman know about this one?

yes. now leave me alone arthur, i’m happy for once

i’m not letting you guys ruin this

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carlossainz55 quick recharge before heading back for some more racing!

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user1 why did he in cali the time i’m not there 😭😭

user2 boyfriend material

charles_leclerc ready for another week!

user3 is that a woman???

user4 that is not a man’s hand in that last photo ‼️

user5 wasn’t expecting to see a soft launch today

user6 that last pic is so random but okay

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f1gossip carlos sainz seen in berkeley, california with a mysterious girl. sources say the pair would very close and cuddled up with the other. any ideas on who the girl is?

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user1 girl what

user2 really pulling out those dance moves 🕺🕺🕺

user3 that kind of looks like y/n leclerc…

user4 why is it so hot that he’s lifting her up like she’s a feather

user5 this is actually so random

user6 when did this start?

user7 doesn’t y/n leclerc go to berkeley university?

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yourusername last photo is us waiting for arthur

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arthur_leclerc i was not late you guys were too early

↳ yourusername 🤨🤨🤨

↳ charles_leclerc sure…

user1 where are y’all going now

↳ user2 probably the dutch grand prix? where else

user3 is arthur just chronically late?

↳ yourusername yes 😔

↳ charles_leclerc yes

↳ arthur_leclerc lies. all lies

user4 he really be kicking his feet

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f1gossip carlos sainz seen with the same girl he’d been with in california after the dutch grand prix. the couple was reported to be kissing and holding hands while out.

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user1 who is she???

user2 they’re very touchy

user3 he looks like he doesn’t know what’s happening

↳ user4 he always looks like that babe

user5 you have to admit they’re cute

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arthur_leclerc it’s my twin sisters birthday! lucky to have you as a sister. happy birthday ❤️

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yourusername i feel exposed and vulnerable

user1 stunnin since birth

↳ yourusername you know it 💅

yourusername thanks ig 🙄🙄

user2 THE GOGGLES

user3 gorgeous babes

charles_leclerc happy birthday little sis ❤️

↳ yourusername i’m still not forgiving you for the 3rd photo

user4 her and arthur were so cute as little kids ☺️☺️

↳ yourusername still are babe

↳ arthur_leclerc what do you mean were???

user5 iconic

leclerc_pascale joyeux anniversaire ma belle fille ❤️

↳ yourusername je t'aime maman ❤️😘

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carlossainz55 feliz cumpleaños a mi bebé ❤️

happy birthday to my baby ❤️

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yourusername merci my love ❤️

arthur_leclerc It was YOU?!?!

user1 i’m actually shocked

user2 was not expecting this

user3 my jaw is on the floor

charles_leclerc we have to talk

user4 the leclerc brothers are planning an assult

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enha-doodles · 7 months ago

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slytherin boys reacting to their darling being from Ravenclaw?👀

SLYTHERIN GUY'S REACTION TO YOU BEING IN RAVENCLAW | ✧⁺。

Pairing : (Mattheo , Tom , Theodore, Lorenzo , Draco) x reader

Note : tysm for requesting i hope you like it , Hufflepuff is next 🕺🏻🕺🏻

Warning : not proofread, my jokes lmao

MATTHEO RIDDLE

Being with Mattheo is like living in a perpetual comedy sketch. Every time you dazzle him with your Ravenclaw wit, he can't help but playfully roll his eyes and joke about feeling like a first-year struggling with a broomstick. "Seriously, babe, how do you do it?" he'd exclaim, his amusement clear in his eyes. "You've got more brainpower than a room full of Hogwarts professors, and here I am, struggling to remember which potion turns a mouse into a snuffbox."

Despite his self-deprecating humor, you can see the genuine admiration in his eyes, knowing that he's completely smitten with your cleverness. And hey, if being the smart one in the relationship means you get to see that adorable look of amazement on his face, then maybe being a Ravenclaw isn't so bad after all.

TOM RIDDLE

Tom, on the other hand, is a different story altogether. With his competitive nature and Slytherin pride, he can't stand the thought of being outsmarted by anyone, especially his own girlfriend. Every time you happen to know something he doesn't, he's quick to brush it off with a dismissive wave of his hand. "Oh, so you think you're the expert now, do you?" he'll say, a hint of annoyance creeping into his voice. "Just remember who's supposed to be the genius in this relationship."

Despite his competitive edge, you can't help but find it amusing how seriously he takes it all. After all, who knew that trivia night with your boyfriend would turn into a high-stakes battle for intellectual supremacy?

THEODORE NOTT

Theodore, on the other hand, couldn't be more different. He absolutely adores your cleverness, finding your sassy remarks and witty banter completely irresistible. "My darling beauty with brains," he'll say, flashing you a charming smile. "You keep me on my toes, love, and I wouldn't have it any other way."

With Theodore, every conversation feels like a game of verbal chess, with each witty comeback and clever remark only adding to the sparks flying between you. And hey, if being a smartass means getting to see that adorable grin on his face, then sign you up for Ravenclaw house forever.

LORENZO BERKSHIRE

Lorenzo, with his laid-back demeanor and sharp sense of humor, finds your intellect both amusing and slightly irritating at times. "Do you ever turn that brain off, or is it just permanently stuck in overdrive?" he'll tease, though there's a fondness in his eyes that tells you he wouldn't have it any other way.

Despite his occasional annoyance, you know that he secretly loves your quick wit and sharp mind, even if it means enduring the occasional eye roll or sarcastic remark.

DRACO MALFOY

And then there's Draco, the epitome of Slytherin arrogance and charm. While he may grumble about your Ravenclaw intelligence, secretly, you know he's secretly impressed by your cleverness. "Bloody hell, can't you dumb it down a bit ?" he'll joke, though there's a hint of genuine awe in his tone. "But hey, I guess it's better than having a girlfriend who thinks Quidditch is a type of biscuit."

With Draco, every conversation feels like a battle of wits, with each snarky remark and witty comeback only adding to the undeniable chemistry between you. And while he may be a bit of a brat at times, you wouldn't have him any other way. After all, what's a little friendly rivalry between Slytherin sweethearts?

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South Park is a 1997 animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, having run for 26 seasons as of 2024. While the series often presents itself as satirizing real-life events, it is a work of fiction. Cartoons are not real.

#“bigotry is funny” no it fucking isnt #i know SHIT about sp but #i can tell you #THE ENTIRE THING SHOULD BE REMADE #they could make eric to be effectively unchanged #except that he *isnt* an asshole. and he is just. lazy but secretly smart dude that for some reason calls everyone slurs and everyones like #“thats cartman” and yes that IS addressed as weird #they could make kyle to be. you know #more of a protagonist #BUTTERS DESERVES AN EPISPDE WHERE HE GOES OFF FOR LITERALLY HALF THE EPISODE ABOUT EVERYTHING BAD EVER #(and its the series canon event)#timmy speaking like groot. this is unnoticed by Adults until you tell them “when he says TIMMEH its like groot saying I Am Groot #“#and so on #the issue with south park isnt its premise (SOME-THEFUCK-HOW)#its how *bad* its used #LIKE WHAT

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