#This counts as therapy right

[mushroominaforest]

I mean yes, definitely, but I also just really like projecting lmfao

[madgoat212]

guy that hasnt realized he's aromantic voice:

[hollowwish]

You guys do realize a lot of watcher fans complaining about the six dollars don't just need to "cancel their disney+ or hulu subscriptions." They're the people who ALREADY can't afford streaming services. It's not that they should be supporting independent creators over big corporations, it's that they literally cannot afford to do either.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie in demon mode doing the *frustrated screaming into pillow thing* but it's her girlfriend's angel wings, which Vaggie pulled out specifically for this use

Vaggie: "Expressing angry emotions before they set stuff on fire is a good and healthy thing, sweetie."

Demon Charlie: (muffled) "i don't WANT angry emotions. i dont LIKE going GRRRR!"

Vaggie: "Sorry babe. You care, therefor, you grr."

Demon Charlie: "GRRR!"

Vaggie: "You're also very cute when you grr."

Demon Charlie: (groaning) "what ELSE does the self help book say?"

Vaggie: "Uhh..." (flips page)

Vaggie: "... we can just skip that part."

Demon Charlie: (still muffled) "it's the 'worthiness outside of purpose' chapter isn't it"

Vaggie: "...............no."

Demon Charlie: "GRrrRRRRRRRR"

Vaggie: "Fine alright yeah, it's the dumb chapter."

Demon Charlie: "it's not dumb"

Demon Charlie: (jabs open book with demon tail) "now READ IT"

Vaggie: "Ughghh....... grr..." (starts reading anyway)

[sarcasticsra]

Clawing my face off at the meta of the last ep

Impulse and hyper vigilance hooking up so he’s aware of the danger but not too frozen by paranoia to act

Attention standing up against confusion to reprioritize what’s important and lock away unchecked ambition

Pleasure starting to realize that doing the right thing can feel good! But still being tempted by greed

Conscience finally having some power to direct the brain!

(Hopefully culminating in Elias’ realization that each function of the brain can be both rewarding and helpful when implemented in a healthy manner and destructive and isolating when implemented in an unhealthy manner…)

Everything about this season is incredible

[lets-go-hurt-someone]

Sometime post-game…

Durge: So I’ve got bath salts, scented lotion, essential oils, incense, twelve different types of herbal tea, and a small gong. Gale says this will help us meditate and calm our emotions, so we can heal from our traumatic pasts.

Astarion: Or!— and hear me out on this— let’s forget about all that nonsense and go do crime instead. It’s way more fun, and, I assure you, very therapeutic.

Durge: I don’t know… will— will there be stabbing?

Astarion: Of course, darling!

Durge (dropping everything): Crimes it is!

[diegusting]

This was supposed to be inspired by the Sorry we're closed artstyle but the Disco Elysium worm in my brain made me fuse both

[shinyzango]

Good lord I... really want to slap old me in the face so hard. I hate how I behaved and thought back then...

I'm just glad that I've changed and I don't act like that anymore, because good lord how did people actually endured talking to me--

[aroacettorney]

we talked a lot about how the incidents in delica absolutely broke ludger, but tbh, casey didnt come out of it unscathed either.

imagine how lonely you must have been to willingly travel to such a distant land just to see someone who was potentially like/similar to you. and when you thought you finally got a best friend who could understand you in a way that no one else could, they turned out to be something you would absolutely abhor with your entire existence. they gave no explanations. they bothered not with excuses. there wasnt even enough time for you to grieve what you just lost because they forced your hands to fight them in a death battle. without a word, they just simply vanished as if your friendship in the past few months meant absolutely nothing to them and you were left alone again, trying to navigate when and what went wrong all by yourself. there was a mix of burning hatred, betrayal, and sadness inside you, but there was no longer anyone for you to talk about it — no one that could understand it. you endured all those feelings for three years with no one to share while chasing after your old-best-friend-now-turned-archenemy for answers because they never gave you the closure you deserved.

even when you finally learned the truth, you realised that they had never trusted you nor your abilities enough to even consider working together. rather, they took on the most extreme measure and didnt hesitate to make you their biggest enemy all the while keeping all their troubles and pains to themselves. best friends, friends, friendly acquaintances, private detective and their client — it turned out that your relationship was neither of them. was it truly your one-sided assumption after all? or perhaps, was it because you failed them when you could have known better and done better? still wanting to keep believing that your companionship was once real, your guilt started gnawing on your conscience. not only you couldnt save them, but your inadequateness also doomed them to their worst fate possible.

then, the opportunity came. you finally mustered up all the courage to utter an apology. even though they acknowledged it, they made no intention to accept your peace offerings. they reminded, "our alliance is temporary". they stressed, "enemies are what we are destined to be". what a fool you were, trying to save a relationship that never existed. either that, or you had never truly been forgiven. they wanted nothing to do with you. they needed not saving by you. it wasnt a closure you wanted but its still a closure you got. in the end, you were left alone once more, with the knowledge of a possibility that you also might not be able to save them again this time.

[mad-hunts]

okay, but imagine expecting barton to come at you in this bloodied and dirtied surgeon's gown + then you get confronted by him in this (minus the pin)... like see, this is why i like to say that although his sense of fashion is usually understated, he is sometimes extra because this is CUNTY with a capital 'C'!!

[enbeemagical]

so uh apparently there are people using artificial "intelligence" as a therapist and I just gotta say-

do not trust your brain to something that doesn't have one. just don't. bad idea

[noxiousgrace]

Fellas is crying for the first time in 30 years after finding out your former colleagues are happy post-mortem something a good person does

[teadocs]

Savanna says stay hydrated!!!

[spaceoutdreamer]

In my room, there's me. And wherever I am, my cat is here. And wherever my cat is, my parents' cat is here. My parents' cat really wants to play with my cat, and my cat HATES her. I wish this were a metaphor I've worked on in therapy about having to heal your inner child, a two wolves situation, but it is NOT.

[light-wrath-paradise]

Mark (both of them) Severance is the opposite of Roman Roy Succession because Roman fumbled every single bad bitch in existence while actively intending not to, whereas Mark literally just exists and a cluster forms around him. This cluster features hits such as:

Woman whose very existence is synonymous with hell and whose hobbies include exploitation and envy.

Dead wife who is not dead at all but actually might be after all. Yeah sorry she's dead^2 now.

A midwife(? I'm sorry I keep forgetting details) of your sister, no problems here, a nice and understanding- aaaand you fumbled this one.

The employee who is also the boss but not really but she's never getting out of hell nor can she ever separate hell from being a certain part of her and despite a rocky start she's actually a fun and assertive person but she's never gonna make it, how can you make it when you are your own worst enemy?

Possibly the fanatical GILF who is so obsessed she lives next door. Inconclusive.

[blitzwhore]

character bingo with fizz?

I wasn't expecting to get any characters for the bingo, but hey, why not!!

No bingos for Fizz, sad times