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light-wrath-paradise · 1 month ago

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Mark (both of them) Severance is the opposite of Roman Roy Succession because Roman fumbled every single bad bitch in existence while actively intending not to, whereas Mark literally just exists and a cluster forms around him. This cluster features hits such as:

Woman whose very existence is synonymous with hell and whose hobbies include exploitation and envy.

Dead wife who is not dead at all but actually might be after all. Yeah sorry she's dead^2 now.

A midwife(? I'm sorry I keep forgetting details) of your sister, no problems here, a nice and understanding- aaaand you fumbled this one.

The employee who is also the boss but not really but she's never getting out of hell nor can she ever separate hell from being a certain part of her and despite a rocky start she's actually a fun and assertive person but she's never gonna make it, how can you make it when you are your own worst enemy?

Possibly the fanatical GILF who is so obsessed she lives next door. Inconclusive.

#i mean Seth definitely made the thing about the throuple up but I wouldn't be surprised if he was accidentally right #this is so funny though because Mark doesn't even want to pull anyone he just wants his wife and nobody else but #a lot of people in his vicinity are like 'I think I need him. otherwise i might combust.' which is just hilarious to me.#and some should count twice. Harmony counts twice because she went 'I think i need him' for both Marks #(yeah yeah again i know he just made it up but can we please pretend that it's simultaneously true? for the bit)#and maaayyybe Gemma and Casey should have separate entries because maybe Casey felt some sparks?#but it's hard to tell considering she was alive for a pretty short time and spent most of it doing therapy #...jesus christ that's foreshadowing for my life. anyway yeah maybe she should have a separate bullet point or count as two people

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