#am I a man… or am I a muppet
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#croakerverse#(ie. monkhood; Athena marriage; the closet man; the NFTs; the vore pilgrimage; eating Dlyan's soap; the list could go on)#I am cursed with knowledge#and the she/her cybertruck of course#the muppet joker
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Sadness.
#*cries*#why did i do this#why is he making me cry#I want to hug him but he has no arms#rip benson#i love him#he is having midlife crisis#why is he so emotion#he is a light up duck#sad#I reflect on my reflection#and I ask myself one question#am I a man… or am I a muppet#anywho#bye bye
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#I'm being silly but ALSO I genuinely think a muppets/Ace Attorney collab would go SO HARD.#like what if muppets most wanted had been a court room drama instead??????? Do you see the vision#It's because they're both camp. They both have crazy goofy senses of humor and exaggerated characters and focus on friendship#and found family is so strong between both franchises also ok do you get me#it's not pictured but Gumshoe would be cast as Rolf I LOVE ROLF.#Also I do think that Miles running away after AA1 would be his am i a man or am i a muppet moment. and I won't back down on that#please leave your muppet thoughts in the comments or tags. Unless you hate the muppets and think this is dumb. in which case don't#ace attorney#ace attorney comic#the muppets#the muppet show#phoenix wright#maya fey#miles edgeworth#pearl fey#von karma#franziska von karma#miss piggy#kermit the frog#sam the eagle#fozzie bear#gyakuten saiban#my art
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@prudencegoodewitch on instagram
Literally would watch this on repeat.
Like daily. Hourly. EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY.
#lotr#eowyn#faramir#faramir x eowyn#lord of the rings#tolkien#boromir#hobbits#lotr memes#meme#funny memes#the muppets#i am no man#viggo mortensen#miss piggy#kermit the frog#kermit meme
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No one's mupped me there in a DAMN HOT MINUTE
#Do I even want to fuck muppets anymore#I feel like I am wearing the skin of a dead man#I scream and cry but it will never be the song I was once capable of
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BOOK SEVEN IS COMING TO ENGLISH TOMORROW!! AHHH I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME TO MENTALLY PREPARE FOR THE TRAUMA!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
🚨 AHHHHHHHH! IT'S COMING! 🚨
I'm wonder if it's going to be broken up the same way? I know Eng sometimes chunks things differently (you guys apparently got the entire back half of 6 in one enormous update?!), so I'm curious if we'll have the same cliffhangers! :O there is...so much that happens...
#art#...of a sort#twisted wonderland#gif warning#gifs that are playing 24/7 inside malleus' brain warning#the man is a muppet wrapped in a sparkly anime shell#ENG PLAYERS I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU#i shan't say more without a spoiler warning but i am EXCITED#meanwhile i am still hoping against hope that the next part will drop for us in december...#please twst i am withering away#i can't believe it's only been like two months since the last one. it already feels like it's been a million years.
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Now I understand… I think?
#wally darling#welcome home#partycoffin#art#welcome home fanart#wally darling fanart#Welcome home meme#AM I A MAN OR A MUPPET
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Hannibal Muppet AU
#brought to you by high demand !! (two people said i should do it and i am very easily swayed)#drawing on my phone is such a paiiin gotta get one of those pen thingies cuz my chronic pain can only take so much. i am an old old man#😭 😭#hannibal#will graham#nbc hannibal#hannibal fanart#Hannibal Muppet AU
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And if my dreams come true, I'd be there looking at you. And as you start to undo, I'll hold a mirror to you.
#listening to man or muppet its so bellcore am i right gys am o right#ougheughguoguhufuhg............#i will render this sometime maybe idk i do like it or im too tires ro see its bad anyways#cod cw#cod cold war#bell cod#wip#my art#russel adler#russell adler#did it go with one or two Ls idk#adler cod#cod black ops cold war
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"This is the next step in glorious evolution Jayce. Are you man, or muppet?"
#jayvik#viktor arcane#jayce talis#arcane#arcane jayce#muppet#am i a man or am i a muppet#fucked up 2am doodles
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The Goobers
#the muppets#kermit the frog#beaker muppets#gonzo muppets#Am I a muppet or a man 🤔#my art#artists on tumblr
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Rest in Peace 🪦 Kermit the Frog
Beloved by the Joker, the Croaker, God
Wrongfully imprisoned in the meat closet, murdered by emos and died in agony. Taken too soon.
Hear the cries? The howls? You are hearing the brotherhood.. sisterhood… nonbinary hood (ally!) of the Muppet Joker.
May you and The Croaker be reunited in the afterlife once the time has come. And may sex in heaven be awesome.
Amen.
(written in my break room at work.. stay on that grind)
#dark kermit#rest in peace#funeral services#the muppet joker#taken too soon#rip#FUCK IM SO SAD#GRRRRR#kermits funeral#muppet hole in heaven#look at me being a little bitch and tagging this so people can see it#i’m a glutton for peoples approval#no ones even going to look through these tags so i can talk about whatever i want in them#am i satisfied? being this complicit in my own life#allowing others to dictate how i feel?#are you satisfied?#i bet you aren’t.#i don’t think any of us are#i’m sorry#i’ll go back to being a silly tumblr man#rest easy kermit. rest easy#if only it were me. if i only i died in a fire#hm#FUCK i meant to stop with the melodrama my bad#i hope you become satisfied#goffick posts
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joe!!! he’s so :D!
wait, what’s that behind him?
ah. oh god. the horrors. oh. oh no. uh. okay. maybe. maybe we back away slowly. or quickly, dealer’s choice.
(epilepsy warning I do turn layers on and off a lot) This bad boy gets a timelapse, because I ended up scrapping quite a few things in the process of making it! The puppets were a fun idea but, alas, only etho worked well with the color palette.
More hermit hat atelier! joe was relegated to “ehh i dunno he lives in the swamp and plays with puppets” for a while but Now. oooh now he’s got Lore >:]. And also he lives in the swamp and plays with puppets.
Despite appearances, he is genuinely quite friendly, even though he’s a literal hermit. Most of the Brims avoid him for one reason or another, so he’s found ways to keep himself company. While he isn’t as active as a Brim anymore, he still holds the title of Ink, one-third of the leaders of the Brims. Although, with Evil Xisuma in charge, it’s really just a title.
#hermit hat atelier#hermitcraft fanart#joe hills fanart#spider-man. spider-man. he’s a spider. and a man.#is he a man or a muppet?#he’s a very manly muppet#mixed on how this one turned out#but it was Great stress relief so i give it a 10/10 for serving its purpose#i am Not counting the number of legs he has but i’d be glad to see someone try#the real answer is Too Many
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so we all know kayne has sock puppets of everyone in arthur's life, right?
john is special, because he's actually a muppet. or is he a man....?
#i am harlan guthrie and this is 100% canon#malevolent shitpost#limb posting#arthur malevolent#kayne malevolent#man or muppet#jarthur#malevolent#malevolent podcast#johnfingerposting#johndoesmiddlefinger#additionally kayne talks to himself with the arthur puppet and thus has such a delusional view of arthur#like wdym you don't trust me. we had a spaghetti date last night???#the sauce is still on my toes????
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mox and I tried to do the traditional prom pic that looks lIke a maternity photo for the Pop Punk Prom show but we mostly got the giggles. I asked her to take this one specifically w me because in my original prom pics i was the little spoon and for my redo I wanted to be the masc! (lmfao)
#my dysphoria has little to do anymore with my apprearance and tons to do with being called a big strong boy#by women#mostly by my bf#who is also a woman#but mox knows what a henchman ass muppet man I am#and she lets me hold doors for her and be the boy#and I appreciate this and don’t care that she thinks it’s funny how excited I get#I was born to further convenience the ladys#again primarily the bf#but also others platonically#also mox is she/they/he but I usually default to she bc it’s her rarest pronoun in the wild#but they are a transbian non biney girlthing for the record
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Love the idea that Joe Hills got tired of people asking what her pronouns are, so he became a Muppet to finally put the question to rest.
#joe hills#muppet joe hills#am I a man or am I a Muppet#apparently the answer is muppet#also I love th muppet skin#its so fanartable#and fun#my stuff#joehills
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