#am I a man… or am I a muppet

[kat-soop]

Sadness.

[booksinthelakes]

@prudencegoodewitch on instagram

Literally would watch this on repeat.

Like daily. Hourly. EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY.

[the-muppet-joker]

No one's mupped me there in a DAMN HOT MINUTE

[egophiliac]

BOOK SEVEN IS COMING TO ENGLISH TOMORROW!! AHHH I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME TO MENTALLY PREPARE FOR THE TRAUMA!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

🚨 AHHHHHHHH! IT'S COMING! 🚨

I'm wonder if it's going to be broken up the same way? I know Eng sometimes chunks things differently (you guys apparently got the entire back half of 6 in one enormous update?!), so I'm curious if we'll have the same cliffhangers! :O there is...so much that happens...

[sleepyzuku]

Now I understand… I think?

[chronic-monachopsis]

Hannibal Muppet AU

[diientedegato]

And if my dreams come true, I'd be there looking at you. And as you start to undo, I'll hold a mirror to you.

[greywobbles]

Rest in Peace 🪦 Kermit the Frog

Beloved by the Joker, the Croaker, God

Wrongfully imprisoned in the meat closet, murdered by emos and died in agony. Taken too soon.

Hear the cries? The howls? You are hearing the brotherhood.. sisterhood… nonbinary hood (ally!) of the Muppet Joker.

May you and The Croaker be reunited in the afterlife once the time has come. And may sex in heaven be awesome.

Amen.

(written in my break room at work.. stay on that grind)

[with-both-my-hearts]

Love the idea that Joe Hills got tired of people asking what her pronouns are, so he became a Muppet to finally put the question to rest.

[taamlok]

okay this is what i've pieced together about taash's personal storyline so far, spoilers ahead

so it was established in today's podcast episode that not only is taash not with the qun, she hates them. she had to take a second to remember the word for general despite the fact that she clearly speaks at least some qunlat. you can also practically hear her roll her eyes when she says "right, the qun". to me this suggests that she's vashoth and has never lived within the qun, which tracks with her being from rivain. it's also worth mentioning that in the recent mage showcase we see her using her fire breath ability and she does not consume a potion to do it: it's an ability that she seems to just have, which has major implications if you've seen the whole "qunari dragon fire birthright" thing. she does not appear to have this ability yet in the vows and vengeance episode.

it was also noted again that taash hates corpses: this is also the reason she doesn't particularly get along with emmrich. i think this is definitely relevant to her backstory because it's one of the few pieces of information we've been given about her. the preorder weapon skins are also all named for something relevant to their respective characters, and taash's is called grief. i think these two things are connected, and may have something to do with why she hates the qun so much.

it's been mentioned that her personal story is about "finding where she belongs and who she wants to be": i think that this is likely about her relationship with her qunari heritage and how it factors into her self perception, especially if the dragon's breath ability is a new thing for her. this is obviously not a very fleshed out idea and basically amounts to corpses -> qun -> dragon breath -> ?? but i feel like there's something there

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

<a parody of Am I A Man Or Am I A Muppet>

Velociraptor: Am I a Biiiiiiiiird?

Or am I a Dino?

(Am I a Dino?)

If I’m a Dino, oh I’m a very birdy Dino

(A very birdy Dino)

Archaeopteryx: Am I a Biiiiiiiiiiird?

Or am I a Dino?

(Am I a Dino?)

If I’m a Bird that makes me a Dino of a Bird

(A Dino of a Bird)

[average-gay-walrus]

List of Beetlejuice things I own because I've just realized how insane(autistic) it is

-Beetlebear (Beetlejuice Build-A-Bear)

-Sandworm plush

-Beetlejuice cartoon T-shirt

-Beetlejuice movie T-shirt

-Beetlejuice musical hoodie

-Sandworm sweatshirt

-Beetlejuice loungefly backpack

-Beetlejuice Funko pop

-Beetlejuice Funko pop keychain

-Adam/Barbara/Handbook for the Recently Deceased spirt Halloween keychain (which is on the Beetlejuice loungefly backpack)

-Beetlejuice piggy bank (not a big but idk what else to call it)

-Beetlejuice musical bag

-Five Beetlejuice musical playbills

-Beetlejuice Christmas ornament

-Beetlejuice Halloween costume (which I still wear as normal clothes)

-Handmade Beetlejuice bracelet (that I'm matching with my mom with >:33)

-Beetlejuice gloves

-Beetlejuice beanie

-"Never Trust The Living" pin

-Beetlejuice patch

-Beetlejuice tin of candy (blue raspberry flavored >:3)

[hammity-hammer]

eddie munson you would have loved the muppet movie (2011)

[faceless-crowd]

Just learned about the Clown Husbandry on tumblr, my mother was a clown called “Chatterbox” does that mean I’m a party clown biologically?

[theslimeologist]

Never give up on your dreams!! Maybe that lets play pilot episode needed 6 years to find the one note it deserves.

[antigerrymanderingspiderman]

muppet of a man