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my friend took this stock photo-ass photograph of their grandma’s fat dog
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Various ice formations on wheels caused by driving through the snow.
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they should. give me one thousand dollars every month so i can commission artists who are very clearly unwell
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How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection
I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue
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It makes me sad that my earrings don’t get nearly as much love on tumblr as my dice do, so here’s MORE OF THEMMMMM
Sakura Branch earrings! 💖
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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"
Cause like
I dont know about anyone else
But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering
And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW
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I believe everything should be offline, I believe that every time something that is not your internet browser (and I'm being generous here) should have a big red alert that says THIS PIECE OF SHIT PROGRAM NEEDS TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET AND REQUESTS YOUR CONSENT TO DO THIS SPECIFIC THING, and you had to touch a big red button and it would disconnect as soon as you close it.
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🌟 self indulgent hermit drawings with some kendrick lamar songs (^_^)
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This Japanese Kitten And His Custom-Made Umbrella Will Probably Brighten Up Your Day
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finally made a last life design for etho 🌲☃️
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