#also. in my defense.
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pov: you just watched your favorite actor die in a work of fiction (he's completely fine)
#pocong#joong archen#why was this so upsetting uzjsjsnbsnsh#I mean. it's a horror story. people die in those#but for some reason I was not expecting that????#also. in my defense.#it was the first time I watched one of his characters die ok. and no one gave me a warning or smth#AND DUNK'S REACTION TOO????? WTF#WHY ARE YOU TWO TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY ON HALLOWEEN
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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[every action has consequences]
🔪 inspired by this tweet:
#helaena targaryen#LISTEN I read so much shit about Hel I think ppl need a reminder why she may have a few reasons to tell him to NOT manhandle her#S1 Aemond would never btw (ALSO in my defense I'm working on an Aegond web weaving post) (and it's ripping my heart to shreds ngl)#lauraneedstochilledits#helaena the dreamer#aemond targaryen#phia saban#hotd spoilers#hotd S2#house of the dragon#the greens#hotd#hotdedits#welighttheway#hotdgifs#targaryensource#hotdcentral#gameofthronesdaily#targnation#house of the dragon tv show
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Hard to get a good nights sleep when you can’t stop remembering your mistakes
#scarian#trafficshipping#grian#gtws#third life#wild life smp#my art#long post#comic#I sped thru this so fast to finish before work slams down tomorrow so ITS FULLA MISTAKES but uhhhhhh artistic liberty#also I would like everyone to notice how grian sleeps in their bed curled in on himself and sort of defensive with his arms over his chest#but scar sleeps with his front open and vulnerable towards grian#feathers and rot au
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a/n. feeling soft and yearning for 30-something boyfriend!bkg, so i just had to write something down on him real quick. enjoy! (0.5k)
thinking about quiet saturday evenings with bakugou, spent in the comfortable silence you've both worked towards in the brief time you've spent officially together.
you're in your early 30s now, and people your age are rushing to get rich or get buff or get hitched, but with bakugou it's surprisingly peaceful. you're in no rush, just seven months into this budding relationship, but that doesn't mean the people around you aren't.
"denki's getting married next year," bakugou shares out of the blue, breaking the quiet and sprawled so nonchalantly on his leather couch. you whip to look at him from where you're seated to his right, stunned.
"seriously?"
at that, he snorts. "crazy, right?"
you try to frown at his tone, but the corners of your lips refuse and fight to turn upward instead. "be nice, kats. i was referring to how fast they're going, not to the fact that he's getting married."
bakugou merely hums in neither affirmation nor disagreement. leaning forward, he places the mug of tea he's been nursing on top of the coffee table. "it's gonna be a pain in the ass either way. he asked me to be a groomsman."
you don't even try to tamp down the excitement that shoots through you. "he did? that's great, babe! that's so sweet of him."
he shrugs. "yeah, well. i told him i'll only agree if he included blue as one of the colors for the guests."
you feel your eyebrows furrow. "...blue? what's with that, specifically?"
bakugou frowns at you like you just told him the sky was green. "because that's your color?"
he says it so as a matter-of-factly that you buffer for a second, not knowing how to respond.
"…but the wedding won't be until late next year, right?" you finally ask when you get your words back, voice small.
"yeah?" he retorts without missing a beat. "what're you getting at?"
he asks the question in such a way that's bordering on challenging you, shutting you right up. the thing is, you've never thought much about the future, let alone one shared with bakugou, mainly because you didn't want to get way ahead of yourself and potentially get disappointed, yet...
here he is, talking so casually about it.
you look back up to see that he's still staring at you, goading you for an answer, and for a moment, you debate whether or not to have the conversation now.
the conversation where you talk about what the future looks like ahead of you.
but as you gaze back at bakugou's waiting, crimson eyes, and drink in the softness of his skin that perfectly juxtaposes the sharpness of his features, you decide to save it for another day.
shaking your head, you toss him the gentlest smile you can muster. "it'll be my honor to be your date to the wedding, katsuki."
at that, bakugou scoffs, but there's no missing the tinge of pink now decorating the high planes of his cheeks.
"who else would it be, dumbass?"
˖⁺‧₊ as always, reblogs, replies, and tags are appreciated <3 have a nice day!
#talking casually about a shared future my beloved#i love him so much GAAAAH#i wanna write more with this trope (if you can even call it one) soon#also in my defense blue looks good on anyone tbh. it's a very universal color#bakugou x reader#bakugou x y/n#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugou imagines#mha imagines#mha scenarios#bnha scenarios#bnha imagines#bnha x reader#mha x reader#bakugou x you#bakugou imagine#bakugou drabble#bakugo x reader#bakugo x y/n#bkg
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This is not a dream my friend, and it will never end. This one is the nightmare that goes on
#myart#illustration#gravity falls#stanford pines#fanart#the book of bill#does this count as book of bill spoilers-#if it’s vague enough hopefully it’ll be fineeee#this is WILDLY different from my usual postings BUT!! IN MY DEFENSE!!#…book of bill#and now I’ve dived head first back into Gravity Falls-#will probably post a few sketches an such about GF later#just to keep myself sane while I finish my snm junks#also good luck with those lil codes#don’t worry they’re super easy I ain’t smart enough for anything complicated
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elrond through the ages based on one glorious panel from chapter 95 of Black Butler (hopefully i got that right....). in the context of this sequence, i always thought it was sad to think abt how many people elrond has lost throughout his life alongside how remarkable he is to remain "as kind as summer" still by the time the hobbit rolls around 🥺
i redrew elrond's poses based on ciel's in the original panels BUT i forgot what page exactly the original panel sequence is... however!! if you scroll down to the middle half of this blog post you can find the original reference pic :D warning that it includes heavy spoilers for the black butler manga so u could just alternatively google 'ciel phantomhive running' and it'd probably be one of the first results that pop up haha
#silmarillion#elrond#maglor#maedhros#silm#celebrimbor#annatar#this was fun mostly bc i had another excuse to redesign folks :DDD annatar and tyelpe mostly!!! also cirdan debut???#in the end i went back to a short haired tyelpe.... he's swoler this time however heheh..... hopefully......#i am totally uninspired when it comes to most 3rd age designs... i like PJ's versions too much to try and come up with something else :D#in my defense i cant imagine istari gandalf any other way 😭 my heart belongs to one (1) old geezer !!!#elwing#earendil#elros#gandalf#saruman#thranduil#galadriel#cirdan#ereinion gil galad#celebrian#arwen#glorfindel#erestor#gildor inglorion#I FORGOT ABOUT ELLADAN AND ELROHIR#celeborn#frodo baggins#aragorn#silm art
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Story Idea
Story idea where the Batfamily stumbles upon a painting that was kept away because it's considered haunted and take it home. It has reportedly caused hallucinations, dizziness, headaches and nosebleeds, unnaturally unlucky incidents, “accidental” deaths, and much, much more, whenever one is kept in someone’s home. It's one of the Team Phantom members, but I like to think it's Jazz because she's a good introduction to the ghost craziness.
However, at night, they discover why the painting is called haunted. When night falls, the painting talks and has conversation with people, just like a regular person. At first, only Jason could see it and he thought he was going crazy until Jazz was eventually able to chat with all of the Batfamily members and says that she’s actually part of a collection. A collection of 7 paintings that were all created by her little brother for their family, which also included his portrait, and they have to collect them all or the paintings will continue to wreck havoc on the mental and psychological health of everybody around them. (The only reason the Batfamily is safe is because Jazz is a less haunted painting than the others and the Batfamily are already halfway insane).
Cue ghost and spy shenanigans as the Batfamily all have to search for the 7 paintings created by D. P. Fenton, a mysterious individual who created 7 works of art and trapped his loved ones’ spirits inside of them.
Sketches of the paintings
#dc x dp#dp x dc#jazz fenton#danny phantom x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#danny fenton#dcxdp#danny phantom#phantom family#writing prompt#dp au#haunted painting au#I want to draw all of the paintings for Halloween lmao#good practice for rendering :3#one of my favorite casual things is haunted paintings#in this au I also imagine that each painting has several forms#a day form a night form and a defensive form (which means that the painting will look creepy in order to scare off intruders)#maybe i’ll draw the paintings sooner than i thought idk if I can wait 4 months just to draw this lmaooo
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obligatory water tribe alt outfits so i am not held liable if they freeze
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#kugisaki nobara#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk atla!au#lmhs#atla!au: art#atla!au: design#head in hands yuuji is just wearing korra's outfit i realized too late thats just her s4 fit.......#THE ARMBANDS AND SLEEVELESS TOP HAVE TO STAY#theyre SO necessary . but they r also The Problem :<#though in my defense theres rly not a whole lot of options 2 make each culture's clothing look visually distinct Within that culture#the colours and silhouettes r all so similar there r only so many combinations i can frankenstein tgt...#it makes Not accidentally copying an existing design so difficult#im trying my best out here :(#though it would have been nice if i didnt rip off . u kno. the PROTAg#sighs gomen korra im plagiarizing. yuuji keep ur coat on.#i do like their outdoor fits better tbh so maybe it will b ok#or maybe i will rework. we shall see
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Anyway I’m a clown because this is how I chose to costume myself as a female Orc for a renfaire
In my defense, it was nearly 100 degrees out and being sexy is fun
#I do look p hot ngl#also I’m my defense I didn’t have time to make anything new so I had to pull something from my previous costume box#I don’t like the belt angle but that’s cause I had to take out some things tucked into it so I could effectively sword fight#half orc#cosplay#renaissance faire#dungeons and dragons#dnd cosplay#women with swords
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Missed drawing these two too
Bonuses
#rendoc#still thinking about them a lot#always#hermitshipping#sorry for the weird empty area in the first one. It was my attempt to make it take up less of people's timelines#this art is so embarrassing lol but man I like when Doc's drawn as a big goat man I have no defense I plead the fifth#or well at least it becomes embarrassing when its. shippy#whatever Tumblr people are usually cool so here goes!!#I am 99% a fluff and hurt/comfort person. Idc how frisky these guys get in fanon all I can ever think of is fluff sorry#Also contemplated implementing Doc's accent into the dialogue but I am forever paranoid of offending someone lol#idk how to write accents etc but you guys will make it sound fine in your heads I'm sure#hermitblr#tubby art
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pumpkin carving :^)
#dude we are SO back#i keep drawing dca content holy shit i missed these guys#also i love drawing sun with his rays spinning#its pretty much the only reaction he has to anything#he's very excitable in his defense#my art#security breach#sun fnaf#fnaf sun#sundrop#sundrop fnaf#charlie daydreamers#sun x y/n#the daycare attendant#dca fandom#also i really like how ive been drawing sun recently#i finally figured out how to draw him from 3/4 view
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During the post dark cream arc where Cross was pregnant with Aim, is it possible for Aim to mive and kick while in the soul…? And if so is it painful for Cross+
continuing @clownyclowns' comic's topic <3
#zu art#comic#post dark cream#cross!sans#preg!cross#dream!sans#undertale#undertale au#utmv#''I'm no longer who I used to be'' [pregnancy edition]#my defensive reaction to Cross' ex-crush was to draw more of him being pregnant with Dream's child /jjj#if I had a nickel for every time I drew a multi-page comic about the issue of roles & self-esteem in a same-sex family I'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but omg it happened twice :'D#well I love me some preg!Cross with nesting syndrome & emotional swings ;w;#(or is this also a midlife crisis? >:/ gotta learn—)#little Aim in Cross' soul be like: dad is mad at papa?? not on my watch— *kicks*#a lil defender <33#I really like how their love languages work cause Dream's is an act if service and he tries to show his love the same way by offering help#but Cross' is physical touches so he reacts sharply to the help but relaxes (breaks :'3) after hugs (Dream does to calm them both down)#men... ;w;☆#be back soon! ;3
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So I did some math.
Kanan in Rebels says that, before Order 66, there were ten thousand Jedi protecting the galaxy.
Let's be extremely generous here, and assume he means ten thousand Jedi Knights. And let's take it a step farther and assume that this is at the end of the Clone Wars when the Jedi were streched thin, and that normally the number of Jedi Knights and Masters is higher. Counting the Corps, Padawans and the increased number of Knights, the number of able, field-ready Jedi could double the 10,000 Kanan mentions.
So, 20,000 fully-fledged Jedi. Half to protect the galaxy, the other half to restore planets, give access to free education, etc.
Of course, we're working on the assumption that none of these Jedi is permanently injured and unable to return to the field, or that they don't have duties to tend to in the Temple like taking care of the younglings. I'm, again, being very, very generous here.
There are a trillion people on Couruscant alone.
This makes the people's expectations (both in and out of universe) of what the Jedi should do absolutely laughable.
They're not enough people to invade a single planet, they aren't even enough to fill a fucking football stadium in my country. You want them to end slavery while also holding negotiations, diplomatic missions and be omniscient enough to know about the Sith Grand Plan? Be fucking real, man. They're streched thin doing everything they can.
My 140 people quirky Church hasn't solved human traffiking on our 7 billion planet population (same exact ratio btw). Should we stop giving soup and home-made clothes to the poor and focus on an impossible goal so that we don't stray from our purpose?
All my estimates have been extremely generous, almost to an extreme, and as such they are probably not very acurate. It's way, way worse.
And that's barely scratching the surface. On numbers alone, the Jedi cannot do any of the shit you want them to do. If we count permanent injuries and disabilities that may take Jedi out of the field, children, elders, archivists and others, the number becomes much more depressing.
#star wars#pro jedi#numbers my beloathed#yet also my beloved#I love that you can prove a point but you're difficult#in defense of the jedi
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Remade this post of mine
#and this time i actually spelled his name right 🫣 (tho in my defense it's not like canon always gets it right either lol)#noonien soong#data soong#lore soong#(it is my personal conviction lore is also fully functional. with no ulterior motives whatsoever of course)#star trek the next generation#tng#ah heck it. gonna also tag the misspelling since it's so common#noonian soong#dr soong#star trek#original posts fresh from quark's pussy
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Will you be my boyfriend? Yeah.
#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#yinwar#asianlgbtqdramas#asianlgbtdrama#tuseralexa#userrlana#tuservic#esmetracks#userspicy#userjamiec#vishingwell#forfive#userelleelle#*#*jnj#coloring all over the place but in my defense i'm giffing through a lovesick haze. and also weird lighting things are happening.
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