#also yes this is VERY ooc but

[clegfly]

Every time I make a serious puter au post it always spawns like 30 trillion more puter au fans so. Come get your food people. God there are. So many of you

[msmimundo]

In which Angel Dust gets big on politics

EDIT: Part 2

[vantablackdraws]

Sorry for posting this on main, it will happen again-

[sweetmapple]

Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too

[starrieangel]

🧸Mouthwashing Crew Takes U to Build-A-Bear🧸

i am letting the autism win with this one boys

Here are some imagines for the Mouthwashing crew taking you to Build-A-Bear! They'll pick out a bear for you and help you fill it with love, give it a bath, and even record a special message just for you! This is sickly sweet and incredibly self-indulgent- I have a lot of emotions for this game. I've written fic before, but never on tumblr and never a fluff fic abt a gruesome psychological horror game, so I hope you enjoy ♡♡

Features: Curly x Reader, Anya x Reader, Daisuke x Reader, Jimmy x Reader

Tags: Fluff, Female Reader, (Implied) Age Regressor Reader, i made jimmy normal and not a psychopath (for fun)

Curly

Curly would pick the Happy Hugs Teddy Bear for you!

Okay, really Curly let you pick which bear you wanted. There's no way he could decide out of all the choices there, plus he might not pick the right one and he really wants you to just get one you'll really love- he would definitely overthink things. So of course you had to pick one with the same wavy blonde locks that remind you of him ♡

For his special message, he would say,

"You’re my special girl."

In his sweet and soft voice. If he had his way, he would sing a lullaby, so that when you couldnt sleep at night, you could squeeze your teddy and hear his voice sing you to sleep- but he’s way too shy to do that in public, so he kept it a bit short but sweet.

You both give the heart a kiss and a rub, and Curly helps you fill the bear with just the right amount of stuffing.

He would definitely turn beet red when he realizes how often you're going to be pressing the bear's tummy just to hear his voice... HE'S SHY..!! And now everyone is going to hear him be SOFT OH GOD..

But he melts when you look up at him, so so happy you have a teddy that makes you feel just as safe and loved as he does, so maybe a little bit of embarrassment is worth it

Bonus Idea: If for some reason there was a Post-Crash Curly in this scenario, then when you two cuddle he would reach over and press the bear's tummy whenever he wants to remind you that you're still his special girl, even if he can't say it to you himself ♡

Anya

Anya would pick the Wolf Pup Stuffed Animal for you!

Anya would choose a wolf because she was a wolf girl growing up of its pretty silver color and their connection to the moon ♡ One of her favorite activities is looking up at the stars with you, and now you'll have a soft new friend to join you two.

Her special message to you would be

"I'll always love you, starlight."

She would say in her soft and silky voice, using her special pet name for you to make you smile.

"Let's make sure she's squeaky clean, okay?" She would say, helping you brush the plush's fur and give it a pretend bath, rubbing behind its ears for good measure.

She'd ruffle your hair and tell you what a good job you did!

When you get home, she would spray it with her perfume so it even smells like her ♡ I think she would smell like lavender or clean linen :)

Daisuke

Daisuke would pick the Sun Sparkle Teddy Bear for you!

Daisuke would pick this bear for you because of all the fun colors !!! (And because you said no to his sillier picks... no, you do not want a minions build a bear, Daisuke...)

His special message to you is

"Hi Pookie I just want you to know I think you're like totally the cutest girl ever! And I hope whenever you hug this bear you think of me and that way you won't ever ever have to miss me! And- Oh, the lady is telling me Im running out of ti-"

Even when he isn't trying, Daisuke is always making you laugh.

In fact, when stuffing the bear, he may have tried to overfill it just a tad... It was almost impossible to sew the bear closed.

He would definitely go on a small shopping spree picking out all the outfits your bear will need (Surfing, at the office, fancy dinner, etc. Typical bear activites.) Until you calm him down and pick out just one cute Hawaiian shirt for your new friend to wear :)

Jimmy

Jimmy would pick the Fuzzy Fox Stuffed Animal for you!

I think he would choose this one because of the muted colors. It's not overly bright and cheery but still cute enough for his little girl. (But not cuter than him, right? ... Right?!)

For his voice message, he would say:

"I love you, baby doll..."

in a low, gravelly voice. He’s embarrassed to say anything, to be honest, doubly so when both you and the worker go "Awww!" at his declaration.

He lets you rub the heart and add it to your new friend.

He would tell you you overstuffed him, now he's fat (He's just teasing)

He's always messing with you and playing with you. When you go to give your new friend a bath, he plays with the plushie while you try to bathe it. "I don't want a bath! Noo, I wanna stay dirty! You're drowning me!" He puts on a funny voice, just for you. You're the only one who can get him to lighten up, smile, and be playful like this, especially when you giggle and desperately try to give your mischievous plushie a pretend bath.

[writer-room]

You ever just see people talk about the Percy Jackson books and know somewhere, deep in your heart, that none of these people have understood that this is a series made for middle schoolers. And that fandom will very frequently lie to them like, all the time. No, that character probably isn’t ooc, you’re just thinking of what the fandom turned them into. No, this book isn’t a horrible stain next to the others before it, literally all of them were like this. It’s Percy Jackson. It’s cheesy and occasionally makes a very questionable writing decision.

You gotta be in this for the long haul or jump ship my guys. Be cringe and free or be gone

[lunaetis]

[ i'm ... considering ... very very hard. ]

[camellcat]

so, I just saw seeing red for the first time. I thought I was prepared for what I was getting into? I wasn't. definitely had to take a break after that episode... wow. I can see why it had the actors getting therapy cause it left me shaking just after simply watching it. I can also see how that episode could completely turn someone against spike/spuffy. I adore spike but uh for once in my life I did not enjoy seeing him on my screen at all after that

[captainjamesfitzjamesofficial]

The doctor leaves and James busies himself with doing nothing. Taking note in the logbook of what has happened. Writing down the list of the dead, cross-referencing, figuring out who they were. It's just war, he reminds himself, don't get too personal about it, but it's personal. It feels personal.

He doesn't know if it's normal to feel as though he's lost his own sons and brothers, his own family, but he hates the feeling nonetheless. He hates that he cares so damn much because he knows he will never be good enough for them. He was never one for family and grew up an only child, without a mother, but being in the navy and this tight crew business has shifted perspectives. It scares him to have people he's close to. He'll have to be careful with Goodsir tonight. Nothing personal. Friendly, but nothing personal.

He goes on deck again, busies himself with giving his orders and checking on the crew. He's too afraid to go to sleep, so he won't, he'll stay awake as long as he can, even if he's tired, even if his mind is muddied, even if he feels so terrible, so so so terrible.

Much as he knows he should check on the injured, he avoids the sickbay.

Eventually the time comes. He has the steward get everything set for him in the wardroom, and then he waits for the doctor @erebusanatomist48.

[ourpl3d]

wilbursoot🟣👓 > augh you wound me hue-gh

wilbursoot🟣👓 > i assure you it will go exactly as intneded. bye though

((ooc, re:duo name. What does kometka mean :0? Ik its your tag for wilbur but otherwise shrugs

purpled 🪻🛸 > bye purpled 🪻🛸 > lock in or it’s your car keys

⇽ - - •

[nobodyexpectsthe]

its done, ty for saint, alex & mel for supporting me through this trying time.

my final thoughts are... do any of my solas mutuals want to write the messiest continuation of the messy ending possible, bc i am so here for it

i felt so bad for solas in the ending. i have so many feelings about mythal and how unexplored their entire relationship dynamic is and how the game doesn't seem to want to acknowledge that.

anyway, i think pirith & solas' stories have some very unfortunate parallels bc pirith ultimately ended up a tool to fix solas' mistake. one who may have befriended him & help change his mind on the humanity and worth of the modern world, but one he initially used for a specific purpose. and that use bound him to a cause that was not congruent with his nature, twisting him into something he didn't recognize.

solas never meant to do to another what was done to him.

so, ending spoiler talk.

pirith would absolutely follow him solas the fade, romanced or not, because stopping solas was the last thing tying him to this world.

and i think he realizes that as he is now, the power he possesses and the knowledge he knows may be too tempting to abuse. solas was backed into a corner and reached for the only solution he saw, and doing so fundamentally broke the world. his good intentions did not save him from a devastating outcome.

and pirith may well stumble down the wrong path and repeat their bloody history if his back is pressed to the same wall.

pirith would have been so tempted by elgar'nan's words. so horrifyingly tempted. and that that would have shaken him to his core, because he'd long known any man could be tempted by demons - but it wasn't demons that had compelled him, it was the ability to make it all stop.

pirith had seen firsthand how when you are the most powerful person in a room, no one can stop you from doing whatever you pleased. whether the power is physical, magical, or political - all of it is inherently corrupting. be it because you hold a hammer in your hand and the solution to every problem starts looking like a nail, or because the people around you covet your favor and will not stop you if you make the wrong move.

or worse, they're too afraid to lift a finger, raise a voice, because they know you could hurt them. you've a lot of blood on your hands, after all. what's a few more drops?

part of him will forever be grateful to those painful and messy days as inquisitor because they kept him grounded.

but they're ten years out from that. whether he learns this masquerading as the seemingly powerless rook, or whether he learns it through meeting rook, it starts to sink in that he may have lost his way.

but like solas, he's come too far to stop.

and he's so tired. and so much more powerful than he was. he has secrets in his skull that will forever whisper and tempt him when things get miserable and desperate, and he knows they will.

and that said, in his anger and desperation, i think pirith would also fucking absolutely do the stab him ending.

if he's the inquisitor, or if some random side-quest was done to find ilnarel living in minrathous (he'd never have made it to treviso) pirith would turn and see his brother dive at solas and would get there first, and realize that tying the veil to solas' life isn't enough because he's known solas' desperation and would end himself if it meant his last mission was finally fufilled.

and so looking at the baby brother he'd lost twice and just now found, he would smile and tell him he loves him so much, that he's got such a bright future ahead of him and he's just glad he got to see the man he grew into before the end.

and then he'd slice open his palm to to binds himself to the veil, diving into the void after solas to ensure that they are both taken off the board and the world can know some measure of peace.

and then in the fade they are probably having it out. just a massive, massive thunderously low approval blowout.

and then i dunno slowly work their way towards healing and understanding each other now that there are no secrets between them. maybe discuss bringing the veil down at a better time and in a more controlled way.

[charmonys]

sunday  is  not  accustomed  to  fighting  at  all,  but  his  one  saving  grace  is  that  he's  won  the  lottery  in  terms  of  useful  glass  cannon  squishy  wizard  powers.

[captain-dville]

Could you take two Tim's IN A FIGHT I SWEAR JONNY D'VILLE I MEAN IN A FIGHT EMPHASIS ON

IN.

A.

FIGHT.

(cackling rn lol)

I don't even want to know what else you're implying, you filthy minded little-

Yes, actually, I do. With a couple of qualifiers - I'm obviously not stupid enough to think I would win on speed or accuracy if he had access to a gun. Don't you go telling him I said this, but he's far and away the best shot out of all of us.

Granted it's not a firefight, though? I think I could. He's a spindly motherfucker, I could knock him down easy and still have time to go for the second one.

[cannibalcleaver]

hoodie pranking jay but it's actually just breaking several laws. new code in the TTA video reads "stalking and doxxing challenge GO!" and jay pulls up his twitter to see his full address, ip number and drivers license dropped on 8 different things posted from his account. he didn't even stand a chance. idk I just like the idea of brian wreaking havoc.

[cosmicangsts]

a 3 year toxic & abusive friendship just ended y'all! he literally got mad at me for spending MY money i set aside ages ago for something i wanted ( acheron ) & today msged me an ultimatum about our friendship while putting me down, expecting me to piss shit & cry & i DIDN'T & instead stood my ground & called him out on being a controller who doesn't see me as a person with a savior complex so he DIPPED! ♡ ( not without the classic ' i'm sorry u feel that way ' & ' caring for my friend is NOT a savior complex ' & making it all about himself u best believe it was OUTSTANDING but i literally don't care i've cried so much over u )

if the new trend is a breakup at the start of every year & it means decluttering my life of incessant negativity, then honestly i am HERE FOR IT

[swiftfootedachilles]

im just gonna be honest gang obviously its gonna be easy for you to say youre in love with a character and theyre an angel when anytime they do something you don't like you brush it off as out of character