#also yes this is VERY ooc but

[clegfly]

Every time I make a serious puter au post it always spawns like 30 trillion more puter au fans so. Come get your food people. God there are. So many of you

[msmimundo]

In which Angel Dust gets big on politics

EDIT: Part 2

[sweetmapple]

Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too

[starrieangel]

🧸Mouthwashing Crew Takes U to Build-A-Bear🧸

i am letting the autism win with this one boys

Here are some imagines for the Mouthwashing crew taking you to Build-A-Bear! They'll pick out a bear for you and help you fill it with love, give it a bath, and even record a special message just for you! This is sickly sweet and incredibly self-indulgent- I have a lot of emotions for this game. I've written fic before, but never on tumblr and never a fluff fic abt a gruesome psychological horror game, so I hope you enjoy ♡♡

Features: Curly x Reader, Anya x Reader, Daisuke x Reader, Jimmy x Reader

Tags: Fluff, Female Reader, (Implied) Age Regressor Reader, i made jimmy normal and not a psychopath (for fun)

Curly

Curly would pick the Happy Hugs Teddy Bear for you!

Okay, really Curly let you pick which bear you wanted. There's no way he could decide out of all the choices there, plus he might not pick the right one and he really wants you to just get one you'll really love- he would definitely overthink things. So of course you had to pick one with the same wavy blonde locks that remind you of him ♡

For his special message, he would say,

"You’re my special girl."

In his sweet and soft voice. If he had his way, he would sing a lullaby, so that when you couldnt sleep at night, you could squeeze your teddy and hear his voice sing you to sleep- but he’s way too shy to do that in public, so he kept it a bit short but sweet.

You both give the heart a kiss and a rub, and Curly helps you fill the bear with just the right amount of stuffing.

He would definitely turn beet red when he realizes how often you're going to be pressing the bear's tummy just to hear his voice... HE'S SHY..!! And now everyone is going to hear him be SOFT OH GOD..

But he melts when you look up at him, so so happy you have a teddy that makes you feel just as safe and loved as he does, so maybe a little bit of embarrassment is worth it

Bonus Idea: If for some reason there was a Post-Crash Curly in this scenario, then when you two cuddle he would reach over and press the bear's tummy whenever he wants to remind you that you're still his special girl, even if he can't say it to you himself ♡

Anya

Anya would pick the Wolf Pup Stuffed Animal for you!

Anya would choose a wolf because she was a wolf girl growing up of its pretty silver color and their connection to the moon ♡ One of her favorite activities is looking up at the stars with you, and now you'll have a soft new friend to join you two.

Her special message to you would be

"I'll always love you, starlight."

She would say in her soft and silky voice, using her special pet name for you to make you smile.

"Let's make sure she's squeaky clean, okay?" She would say, helping you brush the plush's fur and give it a pretend bath, rubbing behind its ears for good measure.

She'd ruffle your hair and tell you what a good job you did!

When you get home, she would spray it with her perfume so it even smells like her ♡ I think she would smell like lavender or clean linen :)

Daisuke

Daisuke would pick the Sun Sparkle Teddy Bear for you!

Daisuke would pick this bear for you because of all the fun colors !!! (And because you said no to his sillier picks... no, you do not want a minions build a bear, Daisuke...)

His special message to you is

"Hi Pookie I just want you to know I think you're like totally the cutest girl ever! And I hope whenever you hug this bear you think of me and that way you won't ever ever have to miss me! And- Oh, the lady is telling me Im running out of ti-"

Even when he isn't trying, Daisuke is always making you laugh.

In fact, when stuffing the bear, he may have tried to overfill it just a tad... It was almost impossible to sew the bear closed.

He would definitely go on a small shopping spree picking out all the outfits your bear will need (Surfing, at the office, fancy dinner, etc. Typical bear activites.) Until you calm him down and pick out just one cute Hawaiian shirt for your new friend to wear :)

Jimmy

Jimmy would pick the Fuzzy Fox Stuffed Animal for you!

I think he would choose this one because of the muted colors. It's not overly bright and cheery but still cute enough for his little girl. (But not cuter than him, right? ... Right?!)

For his voice message, he would say:

"I love you, baby doll..."

in a low, gravelly voice. He’s embarrassed to say anything, to be honest, doubly so when both you and the worker go "Awww!" at his declaration.

He lets you rub the heart and add it to your new friend.

He would tell you you overstuffed him, now he's fat (He's just teasing)

He's always messing with you and playing with you. When you go to give your new friend a bath, he plays with the plushie while you try to bathe it. "I don't want a bath! Noo, I wanna stay dirty! You're drowning me!" He puts on a funny voice, just for you. You're the only one who can get him to lighten up, smile, and be playful like this, especially when you giggle and desperately try to give your mischievous plushie a pretend bath.

[writer-room]

You ever just see people talk about the Percy Jackson books and know somewhere, deep in your heart, that none of these people have understood that this is a series made for middle schoolers. And that fandom will very frequently lie to them like, all the time. No, that character probably isn’t ooc, you’re just thinking of what the fandom turned them into. No, this book isn’t a horrible stain next to the others before it, literally all of them were like this. It’s Percy Jackson. It’s cheesy and occasionally makes a very questionable writing decision.

You gotta be in this for the long haul or jump ship my guys. Be cringe and free or be gone

[peculiarbeauty]

hi guys ,

so i wanna be completely honest for a sec that i've been feeling super super weird being here and on my other blogs lately. i don't feel like i've had the same kind of drive. i've been trying to get through it and write and have a kickass time. i wanna be able to put myself into other hobbies though rn if that makes sense ?? and sometimes i can feel really overwhelmed like i have to look at follower numbers and i have to be present and i have to write or people won't wanna talk to me or be my friend anymore. and ??? i don't like that. i like to write when i want to and treat this as a hobby. i actually want to get into maybe painting and outdoor activities through a trainer maybe. go hiking more w/ my husband and stuff. there's a lot of things ?? i wanna do. and sometimes i feel this place takes up too much of my head , my heart , and just my time overall. and the worst part about it is , i can also feel REALLY depressed bc i will beat myself up for not being present. i'm such a people pleaser tbh. i try so hard to please others that i will stretch myself out far too much. i feel like everything might collapse if i'm not here. i don't like feeling like that. so i need a hiatus !!! i need some time to myself. to pursue other activities. to enjoy talking to my friends who aren't on tumblr too much if i'm honest.

i love all of you , you are so so cool . but i just cannot function rn the way i want to function. i don't even want to make these big ass promises bc i'm the type who will say things and then be writing two seconds later (but slap me if i do that pls. i need some peace of mind and being online is hard to get away from when you enjoy doing it) like , this place should not BE that serious. i have a job and actually I HAVE A JOB I AM HOPING TO GET THAT IS A HUUUUGE PROMOTION from the job i have now. so that's great yk ??? life is going on. i'm happy with my life. i just need to make decisions on what makes me happy and this just isn't right now.

[camellcat]

so, I just saw seeing red for the first time. I thought I was prepared for what I was getting into? I wasn't. definitely had to take a break after that episode... wow. I can see why it had the actors getting therapy cause it left me shaking just after simply watching it. I can also see how that episode could completely turn someone against spike/spuffy. I adore spike but uh for once in my life I did not enjoy seeing him on my screen at all after that

[ourpl3d]

wilbursoot🟣👓 > augh you wound me hue-gh

wilbursoot🟣👓 > i assure you it will go exactly as intneded. bye though

((ooc, re:duo name. What does kometka mean :0? Ik its your tag for wilbur but otherwise shrugs

purpled 🪻🛸 > bye purpled 🪻🛸 > lock in or it’s your car keys

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[captain-dville]

Could you take two Tim's IN A FIGHT I SWEAR JONNY D'VILLE I MEAN IN A FIGHT EMPHASIS ON

IN.

A.

FIGHT.

(cackling rn lol)

I don't even want to know what else you're implying, you filthy minded little-

Yes, actually, I do. With a couple of qualifiers - I'm obviously not stupid enough to think I would win on speed or accuracy if he had access to a gun. Don't you go telling him I said this, but he's far and away the best shot out of all of us.

Granted it's not a firefight, though? I think I could. He's a spindly motherfucker, I could knock him down easy and still have time to go for the second one.

[cannibalcleaver]

hoodie pranking jay but it's actually just breaking several laws. new code in the TTA video reads "stalking and doxxing challenge GO!" and jay pulls up his twitter to see his full address, ip number and drivers license dropped on 8 different things posted from his account. he didn't even stand a chance. idk I just like the idea of brian wreaking havoc.

[cosmicangsts]

a 3 year toxic & abusive friendship just ended y'all! he literally got mad at me for spending MY money i set aside ages ago for something i wanted ( acheron ) & today msged me an ultimatum about our friendship while putting me down, expecting me to piss shit & cry & i DIDN'T & instead stood my ground & called him out on being a controller who doesn't see me as a person with a savior complex so he DIPPED! ♡ ( not without the classic ' i'm sorry u feel that way ' & ' caring for my friend is NOT a savior complex ' & making it all about himself u best believe it was OUTSTANDING but i literally don't care i've cried so much over u )

if the new trend is a breakup at the start of every year & it means decluttering my life of incessant negativity, then honestly i am HERE FOR IT

[swiftfootedachilles]

im just gonna be honest gang obviously its gonna be easy for you to say youre in love with a character and theyre an angel when anytime they do something you don't like you brush it off as out of character

[skyheld]

a very uncooked thought i had yesterday, the biggest endgame spoilers

yes, s.olas (and maybe l.avellan) go into the fade to uphold the veil but do they have to be alone there? if l.avellan can go, why not others? clearly a mortal will survive in there. rook survived for however long the fade prison was again. maybe we can make the place stable like the lighthouse—fish have survived there, plants can grow so food wouldn't rely on an outside source, if it's even necessary. but spirits can materialize there as they struggle to do in the physical world. it's an area that functions as both the physical world and the fade, maybe more similar to how the world worked before the veil.

i just have an image of them going and others following. an exodus for those who want to. if the veil can't be torn down now because it would be too destructive for the world(s) it created, maybe we just have to make a new one in between.

[jason-t0dd]

Now I sit at work and do job

Tempted to throw my disability card at someone's face

[yawurstnightmare]

have you ever questioned your gender identity?

nah, I pretty much always knew I was a guy! I mean, every now an den I'd think othawise, but not for long!!! just somethin ya know.

Course, I haven't always LOOKED like da awesome guy I am now! used ta have wayless muscle an stuff when I was younga

[radiofreesanjak]

[A flower is delivered to you. It blooms under your gaze. It is tiny, fragile, weak. Yet it holds a scent so divine that it fills the air with its heady aroma, reminiscent of something you nearly lost. Its translucent pale petals reach upwards, as if to grasp the fabric of the universe itself.

There is no signature. Only a blue heart.]

It's rare that anyone here receives mail from the outside, but this morning I was passed a parcel that I was told came on the last complete shipment.

It's a flower. Fragile enough that I'm sure it wouldn't have survived entry if not for the fact that the parcel had it locked in suspended animation. I don't know what to think about receiving it- the captain didn't know where it came from, and the person sorting it was paranoid about it being an attempt on my life, for why would anyone send something to me in particular if not to harm, but when we opened it was this flower. It smells like...

I've been reading this book lately, sent to me by a good friend in the House of Water. She told me I need to read for fun sometimes, not just heavy political works, and I told her I have no taste for fiction, so she sent me a history of flower language. In it, it says that when people landed on Karrakis, they found a world that does not support the kinds of plants that flower like this- the insects and plants there simply did not grow that kind of dependence on each other, and so all of the flowers that the people brought had to be hand-tended and pollinated. This made flowers a symbol of fantastic wealth, in the early days, a symbol that you had the space and time to dedicate to their care, or more often the support staff to do it for you.

That early nobility prized flowers above all else for their rarity and exotic beauty, and so turned it into their symbol. This is why the House of Glass favors the marigold- Ispahsalar was the first planet colonized after Karrakis, their world was a font of great wealth and much kinder to their favored flowers, and this became a thing for them to flaunt.

I wonder if we're like them, in a way. Where I grew up, no plants grew. The walls were barren and dark. Now that we live above, I have seen so many people tend their flowers so dearly, even when they aren't sure about their care, even when the rational might say that space is better spent on vegetables. One of the barricade runners called this "very Karrakin" of us, which I didn't know how to respond to at the time, but it's true, isn't it? Even in conditions like these, where the path seems uncertain and we are celebrating our ability to finally work to help ourselves survive and not just stuff the pockets of others, we labor to make flowers grow.

It reminds me of an old protest song. It is good to fight to survive, but we must also remember that we need beauty, too. Let us remember that.

-Mistral