#also waa school is killing me

[kiirer]

Canada for a tiktok moot!! And an excuse to practice landscapes (blurred it because it looks nicer like this though)

[vengeful4ever]

its so fun in here!!! (lie)

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for committing dubious surgery on my little brother?

God I don't even know where to start with this. I guess I'll start by establishing the characters. Me (currently 20), my little brother A (currently 11) and my dad.

My family is... well it's always been a little weird. We never met my grandfather (my father's father) but my father spoke very highly of him and his experiments. He was a doctor. My father is also a doctor.

When my brother was around 7 (so 4 years ago) he got really sick. Really really sick. It's a genetic condition my family is predisposed to. It's terminal. Around this time, I started studying really hard so I could also become a doctor and maybe help my father find a cure.

We ended up moving to where my grandfather lived. He died very shortly before we got there.

Honestly I wasn't expecting much from his experiments but they were... honestly terrifying. He had a local nature spirit (who used to be regarded as the town's god) chained up and it was providing energy to the entire town. But the spirit was alive and looked just like a normal human! It was awful.

My grandfather had been researching these spirits. Since some of them are immortal, he waa trying to see if he could take advantage of that.

Well my father got the idea into his head that this could help my little brother. He started obsessing over it. Our mom left us because of his obsession. My brother's condition got worse and worse. When he was 10 he slipped into a coma and my father freaked out. He decided he had to save my brother then and there and. Well. This part is really hard to talk about.

Since I was studying to be a doctor, he had me help him with a surgery that would combine my brother with one of these nature spirits. And. I did. I feel awful about it. My hands were shaking the whole time and I probably messed it up. It was my first time ever doing surgery (I was barely out of high school!) The spirit was a lower level one but it was still alive and it could still feel pain. I don't know if it being combined with my brother killed it but I feel like I killed it. It's blood is on my hands.

But the surgery worked. My brother is still alive. But lately he's been. Really different. It's almost like he's a different person, like the spirit took over some part of him. Sometimes he stares at me like he doesn't know who I am. Sometimes he growls at me or bares his teeth. His canines have gotten sharper. He yells at our father a lot. He looks different too. He's becoming more foxlike. (The nature spirit took the form of a fox) Sometimes I look into his eyes and it's like looking at a wild animal. I don't recognize him at all.

I'm just. I'm really scared. Did I sacrifice a spirit to get my brother back, only to not even achieve that? My father's mental state is deteriorating, I have no idea how to reach our mom, and I can't go to anyone else in town.

Have I messed up really badly? Is my brother upset about the surgery? Does he hate me? I'm so scared he does. He's the most important person to me. I'm so scared I can't go back from this. AITA?

[zincbot]

And sending this separate so the reply isn’t too beefy but like you can answer any of the ones you rly vibe with about yourself because fuck yeah tell us about yourself give us the hot goss

dhhdhdhhd okay sid just for u ilu. here's some hot goss abt me

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphones 100% of the time and when i say 100% i mean i bring headphones with me every time i leave the house and also around the house. and i've been doing this since middle school. What If I Want To Listen To Something?!? Okay??!

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

i mix it up a lot. today? blueberries + banana yogurt. yesterday? cinnamon chex. i usually stay in the breakfast foods umbrella. i have breakfast every day because if i don't i start killing people

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

black nike air monarchs. every single day. all season.

28. five songs to describe you?

hmmm in descending order of importance (the bottom like 3-4 change all the time i bet)

autoclave by the mountain goats

waves by hi i'm case

watch the world unfold by gaelynn lea

the boxer by simon and garfunkel

virtute at rest by john k samson

30. places that you find sacred?

water! flowing water specifically. old trees sometimes but they gotta be near at least a creek.

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

i'm the biggest lemon meringue pie fan in the world maybe. my stepmother just made a homemade one for my brother's birthday and it wasn't even set all the way but it was the best thing i've ever tasted

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

one of my go-to jackets is a leather jacket that says "god bless america" on the back. and i'm not even american its just funny. (my other standard jacket is a letterman) but i desperately desire a bomber as well waa

47. favorite type of cheese?

blue :]

53. what is the current state of your hands?

eczema finger ]:

95. favorite app on your phone?

discord. my friends are there!

96. desktop background?

it's from the game OneShot! (a game I love supremely. and had recently played when I decided I wanted a desktop bg for the first time in my adult life)

[simba112995]

Hey! No, you got the numbers right!

I'm Simba112995,

(not proof reading, you're not worth my time, but you are worth this message)

I'm now 28 years old, and I found this post while talking to my partner about how I was relentlessly bullied by so many of you over at TLKFAA while visiting them for a convention.

I didn't grow up in a loving home. Being autistic didnt help making friends at school either. Not going to go into it but I was heavily abused, the kind adults dont usually escape alive. The Lion King was one of my autistic fixations. I felt happy watching it and not many things did that to me growing up. Most of my life, I wanted to die. The first time I ever attempted to end my own life I waa 6. I wasn't allowed outside unless I snuck out or got lucky. I wasn't allowed to see friends outside of school and church. Add to that. I didn't really have friends because I was a weird kid. I confided in the internet like most do for an escape. TLKFAA seemed like it was gonna give me some form of hope. Lmfao no

You guys were some of the worst bullies I ever dealt with. You guys didnt want me off the site, you guys wanted me dead. You guys PLEADED for me to kill myself and would BEG me to everyday on Sketcher. I literally just didnt know how to make friends. You all seemed so cool to me. I was slammed with slurs, death threats, HATE ART, I recived actual letters in my mail threatening my life, my parents would get emails from random people doing just the same which would lead to my mom beating me with the brass end of a leather braided belt. Sometimes I'd be put outside with no clothes on and made to stand up in tempatures below freezing.

And you know what was EXTREMELY disgusting about it all? I was fucking 10-12 and you guys would acknowledge that and STILL would push.

YOU ALL FOUND IT ALRIGHT TO GASLIGHT A CHILD THAT THE ONLY WAY TO END THE BULLYING WAS BY TAKING MY LIFE.

And you know what? I actually did end up trying several times and failed because of you all. I use to pray to God that he would kill me because he messed up putting me on this planet. No one wanted me. Not even my own family. I had no friends, and everywhere I went I was just told to kill myself. Felt like an even bigger disappointment every time I failed because of you all. I'm so glad I failed. I've achieved dreams you all wanted to see fail for all of yalls amusement.

Erased Sketcher art? You all would erase mine! Would spend HOURS and Naz, Kaz(¿) and they're friends would erase mine. So, I erased yalls! Anytime I'd draw something it's get erased. I recall putting a peice of art on my DA back in the day bc I was SOOO happy one of yall would talk to me. Whenever I posted anything about how much I loved TLK, you all would just make fun of me!

And with buying a lion? For fuck sake I was TEN.YEARS.OLD. I'm 28 now. No, I do not have any intentions of buying a big cat. Ever. I got to help watch over 1 lion, and 2 tigers in an emergency situation where someone had to run off and I was legit the only person there. Incredibly irresponsible for the now closed rescue, but it was 18 years ago. The girl just sprinted away and said "watch them and dont leave", so I did. I don't fucking know why they did it, but they let me! No one believed me and thought I was trolling and I get that. Sounds like bs. But even if I was lying, which I wasn't, I was 10. But, that one moment planted an idea I'd own and be helping big cats! Again. I'm 28, no I'm not buying and fucking big cats I can hardly afford to live anyhow in this crippling economy. Plus, I dont support any of that minus legitmate rescues in safe, appropriate facilities getting the care they need.

I also remember once I wanted a white tiger with blue stripes as an OC, and you all hammered on to me because I was inspired by anither artist who drew a tiger with blue stripes. Again, followed by messages to kill myself.

I'm so glad I found this post. For years I've told people how bad you guys made my adolescent life when I was just trying to find a place to fit in. I did find that in the furry fandom, which I was also apart of then, and am even more active in now. I found a family there.

Whoever you were back then, I hope you have the life you deserve. Maybe you changed. I forgave those who bullied me ESPECIALLY on that site so I could move forward in life. I will NEVER forget you monsters. I would love to ask you questions on why you guys thought it'd be funny to make a 10-12 year old attempt to kill themselves! But if you aren't mature enough, that's understandable given how you acted.

Fuck you,

Simba112995

What exactly makes TLKFAA so special compared to DeviantArt? I understand it's for TLK-exclusive art and they do contests and all, but what's different about it? What's wrong with just posting the stuff to DA? To an outsider (not the SP ones) looking in, it might make the fandom look more obsessive than it is if they have a whole website dedicated to just fan art for the movies.

It’s where I started in the TLK fandom making it my first fandom home. Sure you’ve got your asshole drama queens and attention whores faking dying for pity parties but it’s very friendly there. I guess it might look like an obsessed fandom but it really isn’t. I haven’t run into any TLK obsessed fans there except for this one that called him Simba112995 (I think I got the numbers right). He might’ve been a troll but he was a huge pain in the ass, coloring over other people’s art when they were drawing in Sketcher, an online drawing board where people can talk and sketch and collaborate. He also claimed he was going to buy himself a lion just because he could and he pissed off the entire group of us there with his selfishness. And I think he was the same person that screamed at me for shooing my kitty out of my computer room because how are I kick a cat out of any room at all and how dare I save money from having him chew up my computer wires! But other than that child whom I hope has matured over the years, it’s really calm and peaceful. 

[cornfarm]

sick!reader headcanons

saiki kusuo x reader

word count: 0.5k

cw: n/a

genre: fluff

reader is gender neutral!

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notes:

i’m feeling a bit ill since i had to get a vaccine earlier today... so i decided to write some headcanons for when y/n (in this case me... and you??? you’re sick now too???) is ill 

waa enjoy ;__;

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✦ saiki is a bit clueless how to take care of people when they’re sick, but he’s a smart guy. observing how his parents would take care of each other, combined with his knowledge about medicine and the human body, he may be a bit stiff, but he kinda knows what he’s doing.

✦ he’ll ask his mom for advice, and she’ll make soup for you. she makes him deliver it.

✦ saiki will linger around you for a bit, a bit unsure and hesitant to ask, but he’ll try to read your mind to see what you need. this is your chance to order him around, he’ll do nearly anything that you ask of him. 

✦ he wishes he could just heat your body up to kill all the germs, but he realizes quickly that doing that might actually just harm you. even if you knew about his powers��he doesn’t want to risk hurting you further.

✦ if you’re tired he’ll occupy himself in your room while you rest. he’ll keep a close eye on you though, and will wander over and admire your face while you’re resting. if he’s feeling bold (which he is), he’ll gently cup your cheek, and brush his thumb alongside your cheekbone. watching your lips form to a little smile is worth the slight embarrassment. if he’s feeling REALLY bold (which he is), he’ll plant a kiss on your forehead. he’ll deny doing both of these if you call him out on it.

✦ he doesn’t mind laying down with you either. you don’t even have to properly ask, he’ll practically leap into your arms if you outstretch them. he doesn’t want to fall asleep, but your head fits so perfectly between his neck and shoulder, and you’re so warm that he winds up dozing off too.

✦ if you’re a bit too nice and try to usher him away because you “don’t want him to get sick”, he’ll get visibly annoyed because he literally cannot get sick. he also doesn’t want you worrying about him.

✦ he will use his powers to keep his own body cool so that you don’t overheat, as well as wipe any sweat off your forehead. despite his laziness, he’ll eventually wake up and feel awake, but you’re clinging to him so tightly he doesn’t want to disturb you. he’ll just read a book until you wake up fully.

✦ he’ll eliminate anything that could be causing you discomfort. is there a noisy sprinkler outside? he’ll stop it. are you uncomfortable? he’ll adjust things to make sure you can lay peacefully. are there too many people in your house? he’ll send them out for a while, or he’ll teleport the two of you back to his home. 

✦ if you missed school, he’ll bring the notes to you. he won’t do your homework for you, but he’ll definitely lend a hand. he won’t let you copy, but he’ll sit by you so you don’t get too stressed out.

✦ saiki tends to slip out of social situations when he has to, but he’s different with you because he likes you, so he’ll actually stick pretty close until you feel better. although he will pull away a bit once you recover, but he’s an introvert, what can you do. he’ll take a favor from you as payment for his care when he feels like it.

[m-y-fandoms]

1 Thing I Love & 1 Thing I Hate About EVERY Danganronpa Character Part 2 - U.D.G, The DR3 Anime, & Side Characters

Part 1

SPOILERS FOR ALL OF DR POSSIBLY

I’d love to hear our opinions as well in the comments or my inbox or DM’s! If you try this trend with DR characters, tag me!

Monomi/Usami

♡ I love this queen. She’s underrated and S tier. So freaking cute and I love all of her little phrases like “Hey, hey!” and “I won’t let you!” Gosh she’s so precious. The Final Dead Room portion of SDR2 is especially one of my favorite Monomi sections. And her little speech and anger in Chapter 5’s trial in SDR2. Can’t tell you how much I love her.

✘ Girl... if you don’t stand up for yourself JUST ONCE!

Monokuma

♡ I love to hate him. He’s so fucking funny sometimes that I can’t be mad at him. And he’s so cute I wish I had a plushie of him. Little stupid shit he says like “Waa waa?!” or “Wuzzat...?” Just when he plays dumb it’s so funny to me. Or when his paw is hovering over the destruct button for his cubs in V3 silently. So good. I love to hate him.

✘ Just the total lack of mercy or sympathy...

Monotaro

♡ He shares a voice actor with Taka Ishimaru. also, he’s cute and all but...

✘ The random shit he says is akin to the quirky random lol girls in middle school and his memory problems are more annoying than cute. Also the incest plot line...

Monophanie

♡ I love Natalie Hoover’s voice. She’s also Sonia Nevermind. Monophanie kills me when she says things like “you bastards!” Or “I am a strong, sensual woman!” She’s like two feet tall where’s the attitude from lmao.

✘ The incest plot line...

Monodam

♡ I feel bad for him especially in chapter 3. He was such a good boy. Also he’s Byakuya’s voice actor which gets him bonus points.

✘ “GET-ALONG” gets old. Danganronpa repeats lines a lot. I hate repeated phrases in any writing. Thesaurus, it’s called a thesaurus, people.

Monosuke

♡ He’s cute and I like his little accent.

✘ Just an asshole.

Monokid

♡ The ONLY thing I like about him is his voice actor Patrick Seitz. He’s Nekomaru Nidai, Germany in Hetalia, Agni in Black Butler, Doppo in Bungou Stray Dogs and a lot more.

✘ Gosh he’s so FUCKING annoying when he died I literally applauded.

Hiroko Hagakure

♡ Weed mom sexy and make me feel safe.

✘ Needed a bigger role. She’s so hot and her personality is amazing.

Masaru Daimon

♡ His heart is in the right place, he’s just an annoying little kid. Sad what happened to him...

✘ A bit of a forgettable character to me. Boring...

Nagisa Shingetsu

♡ Such a cute little kid! I know he’s gonna go so far in the future despite his past. Also love the blue shade of his character theme and aesthetic.

✘ Can’t say much bad about him except that I HATE his little horns. It ruins his design. So stupid...

Kotoko Utsugi

♡ I LOVE her pink design and her hair. She’s so cute. I really feel for her and her backstory. So sad.

✘ I don’t like how she pushed her own trauma on Komaru and used it to torture/punish her. I don’t think that’s realistic. I think it would’ve triggered Kotoko herself to do that and it was in poor taste. A lot of her sexual gags and jokes were.

Monaca Towa

♡ I hate her so much... this is gonna be hard. I respect the dedication and hustle, I guess...

✘ Everything. I wanna curb stomp her manipulative ass.

Jataro Kemuri

♡ He’s so cute and shame on the adults who made him the way he is. Also the self-hatred... me too, little man... me too.

✘ How he just goes ON AND ON can be annoying.

Haiji Towa

♡ He’s physically sexy, and Matt Mercer is a favorite voice actor of mine.

✘ The obvious...

Komaru Naegi

♡ Her character development and relationship with Toko. Also I love her voice actress. If you didn’t know, she’s Makoto Niijima from Persona 5 and much more.

✘ Sometimes she’s a ditz or naive and it can be annoying. But she’s still cute.

Shirokuma

♡ Super cute, love the all white. Reminds me of Monomi.

✘ Snake ass bitch.

Kurokuma

♡ He’s... unique at least.

✘ Gosh he makes me wanna delete myself. So fucking annoying.

Chisa Yukizome

♡ Her dedication to her students is heart breaking, considering what happens to her and them. I loved her loyalty to them.

✘ I love Funimation and this voice actress, but she’s a main female character in EVERY. SINGLE. English dub... PLEASE bring new and unique people. Also I hate how dirty they did Chisa with the brain washing plot-line. Hate it.

Kyosuke Munakata

♡ Physically... him BIG sexy.

✘ Personality-wise, he is so annoying. Cruel, selfish, stubborn, arrogant, unforgiving. I wanna punch him in the throat.

Great Gozu

♡ I wanna sit in his lap. His thighs are immaculate and I love a large man with long hair and a big heart.

✘ Dies for absolutely no reason. He would’ve been such an interesting character to explore. Also take off that mask, daddy ;)

Daisaku Bandai

♡ Dark skin and black-coded characters are rare in anime and he’s such a sweetheart.

✘ I can tolerate the voice, but the random phrases and RANDOM LOLZ QUIRKY saying are corny and cringe. Also of COURSE he died early on.

Ruruka Ando

♡ Her style, aesthetic, and talent are immaculate.

✘ I want to also punch her in the throat. She’s JUST like the girls who tormented me in school and made me hate myself. I WAS Seiko. She’s manipulative and selfish. I hate her

Sonosuke Izayoi

♡ He’s hot, his talent is unique, and he’s loyal until the very end.

✘ How you could let a literal snake cuck you is beyond me. Wasted potential.

Sato

♡ Kuzuryuu had it coming. Fuck that bitch up.

✘ It’s not worth the trouble you’d get in to kill her. Be smart girl. Thrash her ass up, verbally tear her apart. Killing her just is too far.

Ryota Mitarai

♡ I respect his passion for his talent and he’s cute. Reminds me or Armin Arlert.

✘ Gosh I wanted to kill him myself in the end when he was working against Makoto and being a stubborn crybaby. He just wasn’t LISTENING. Like I wanted to choke him out. You don’t fix your mistakes by making greater mistakes. Why wouldn’t he just listen??? Clearing reverse brainwashing and taking away free will isn’t the way to go.

Seiko Kimura

♡ She’s justified in what she does and how feral she goes toward the end of her life. I was like her in high school and still kinda am. They used her and ruined so many things for her inside and out. She’s so cute and precious and her talent is SO rad. I feel for her.

✘ Idk... just wish she would’ve defending herself more in high school but it’s hard.

Koichi Kizakura

♡ I call him Blonde Johnny Depp LMAO. He reminds me a bit of Dazai from BSD. Fun fact, he has Dazai’s same voice actor AND Gonta’s from V3 AND Hiro from Trigger Happy Havoc. I just love this man and his loyalty and sacrifice at the end.

✘ Didn’t deserve to die, deserved more lines and to be mentioned more often or more screen time.

Juzo Sakakura

♡ His sorry is sad. He didn’t deserve to feel the shame and guilt and unrequited love. I feel so bad for him. He was so loyal. His end wasn’t deserved. I felt so sad even though I didn’t like him at first. Also he’s hot.

✘ Bro punching doesn’t solve everything. He had MAD anger issues. Like he was so angry all the time on main.

Natsumi Kuzuryuu

♡ Idk she’s cute lookin or whatever... not much to say other that at least she has aspirations.

✘ Bitch bitch bitchety bitch bitch.

[juniaships]

After being reminded of how awful canon film is I wrote my own self indulgent version of Batman Vs. Superman. I want the story to be self contained, so no Doomsday or Darkseid forewarning. Warning: Rambling, me being butthurt while high on sugar, really trying to make this a coherent storyline with genuine development, some Bruce x OC moments shut up you demon!

The beginning is the same as in canon with Lois in Africa???Middle East??? With her partner James Olsen trying to resolve a hostage situation. James gets killed trying to protect a hostage, but before anymore are killed Superman comes in and rescues them. He subdues not kill the terrorists but gets into trouble with the intelligence agency for interrupting their mission. This incident reaches the ears of Helen Hunt's character the no-nonsense Senator. However Superman is more concerned for the deceased James and the unharmed hostages than getting in trouble with the government, he feels guilty being unable to save James in time.

After James Olsen's funeral Clark and Lois are unsure what to do next. They decide the best way to honor his memory is continuing their line of working bringing light to troubling issues as well as a troubling rose of villains. They also find out that the terrorists had weapons given to them by Luthor (to protect interests in that region).

Meanwhile, Lex decides to capitalize on the post destruction of Metropolis by launching a smear campaign. He also starts pursuing charitable events to make himself look good in front of the masses. Because of growing negativity towards Supes, Clark starts feeling a lack of confidence but from reassurance from his mom he redirects his focus hero by doing small stuff around Smallville. Gradually the town starts to see him in a far better light but there's still Metropolis and the larger world. Clark goes there to help rebuild. At his job at DP, he gets the chance to interview visiting millionaire Bruce Wayne in Whatever City (not the actual name but a totally different city from Metropolis and Gotham). At the press meeting Bruce is rather cold & not as Clark expected. He's even working with Lex Luthor as part of a business deal, which makes Clark wary as he knows about Luthor's criminal activity.

Superman goes out in a flight to clear his head. While flying around he sees a kid walking on the railroad tracks hy himself with a pair of headphones....and a train steadily approaching! Supes swoops in and saves the kod from being nuked and chastises him for being so reckless. The teenager apologies and introduces himself as Jimmy Olsen (a nephew of the deceased James). He had been listening to music as a way to cope with his uncle's death. They talk for a while and Superman brings Jimmy back home. Several weeks later Clark ends up mentoring Jimmy as a school project.

Back in Whatever City we're introduced to one of Lex's assistants Nicola. She's a former Holliday Girl who had overheard Lex's plan and vowed to stop him. She managed to get in contact with an old friend: Diana Prince. Nicola brings up Lex's plan and hidden research of metahumans. The Amazon surmises that such a scheme could result in the deaths of hundreds if not thousands of people. Diana decides to bring her agency to stop him & asks Nicola to stay low. Diana gathers her old armor and prays to the Gods for luck.

Lex apparently likes Nicola enough to send her an invite to a charity ball, where she crosses paths with Bruce for the first time. They talk for a while only to be interrupted by Clark.

After a meeting with Luthor to discuss a merger with their companies, and seeing hints of Luthor's true selfishness, Bruce grows suspicious of him and started to dig around. We see through memorabilia that his initial coldness towards Clark and other people wasn't out of spite but of grief: Jason Todd's death some years ago.

Clark continues his good deeds and is slowly regaining his respect. He even makes plan to visit a children's hospital but is forced to cancel when Superman gets called to show up for a Congress hearing. At the meeting Superman admits his guilt but tells about James and how he died a hero. The Senator doesn't know where Superman is going with this but is listening. Then Superman's voice trails of as he hears a beeping noise and shocked he leaves the room in a hurry. He briefly searches the place and finds a bomb strapped in a closet. He carries the bomb out and throws it as high into the sky as possible Back inside the audience and senator are bewildered by his absence then hear a loud booming noise outside. There's shock as a bright light flashes in the sky...

Superman legit rejected their hearing to save them from a bomb. A bomb planted there by Tess on the instructions of Luthor...a plan she was willing to sacrifice her own life for.

This leaves the senator reconsidering her stance: if he really was as bad as people say then he wouldn't have saved them.

After the incident the entire country begins to have a more positive opinion of Superman while the government launches a search for possible terrorists. Bruce hears about what happened and after sneaking around as Batman, finds out about Luthor being the one responsible for the attempted terror attack. Later on he (as civilian) makes an announcement that he is not going to go through with the merger with LexCorp.

Hearing the news that Superman foiled his attempted assassination (and losing out on Wayne Enterprises), Lex gets very pissed off and threatens to fire Tess. She tries to save face by reminding Lex of his contingency plan...making Lex calm down and grin as he begins to remake his plan.

Nicola agrees to a date with Bruce and prepares. Meanwhile Lois and Jimmy are enjoying a night on the town while Clark stays behind to work on a news story. The two friends were about ti make it back to their hotel before being accosted by some men who force them into a car and takes them to Lex Corp.

At the HQ Lois calls him out that his plan could spell doom for the world. Surprisingly Luthor agrees but makes it clear he doesn't care. He orders his men to capture her, but Jimmy manages to escape and goes off to find Clark (who is writing a story to expose Luthor's actions). Jimmy tells him learns from him that Lois is in trouble Superman tells him to stay as he fetches the police. In reality he jas gone to find her as his hero alias. He finds her but just as he's about to rescue her Lex threatens that he also has another certain someone (Martha Kent ) captured if he doesn't comply, seeing that Supes was often seen visiting her. Reluctantly Superman complies and Lois is freed from her bonds, yet Lex takes them as hostages to a room lined with Green Kryptonite. He leaves to his warehouse to check on progress of his prototype. Jimmy wonders where Clark has gone and goes to the police station himself.

On their date Bruce mentions to Nicola that he knows what she's up to. Nicola coldly replies what was he talking about and he mentions Lex's actions and her possible status as an accomplice This starts a spat leading to Nicola spilling that she is working against Lex (making her a foil to the blindly loyal Tess) and that her goal was to stop Lex from unleashing his plan. She already called a friend to help them yet when Bruce presses forward they see a kid (Jimmy) wandering around and concerned asks what's wrong. Jimmy replies that his friend was kidnapped and doesn't know what to do. Bruce leaves to find Clark while Nicola stays with Jimmy.

Nicole & Jimmy arrives back at the hotel and sees Tess Mercer waiting for them. She had been sent by Luthor to eliminate the witness. Nicola tries to talk her coworker out of harming an innocent kid but Tess refuses. They duel but Tess proves to be a surprisingly stronger fighter. Before Tess could come in for the kill a frightened Jimmy knocks her out cold from behind.

At HQ Lois & a weakened Superman attempt an escape. Lois believes its hopeless but Clark reminds her that Lex won't put them down for long. Batman arrives at the HQ and stealthily avoids the guards. He deduces the room Lois and Supes are locked up in and free them. Batman says thay a little birdie told him everything Lois and Clark grinning that it's Jimmy and the two superheroes decide to work together to bring down Lex.

Batman goes to save Martha (the warehouse fight) while Superman goes to confront Lex, dropping Lois off at the hotel where rhe police are waiting (Tess apprehended). Nicola researcher offers to take the reporter home but she declines, not wanting to sit back and watch Lex try to destroy the world. After giving her report to the police she and Nicole meet Steven Trevor (a descendant of Steve Trevor and an agent). Steven says he already sent his men to arrest Lex as they found that he waa behind the bombing. Lois sneaks away to see if she can help Clark.

Clark manages to catch uo to Lex at his lab and tries to reason with him. Lex says that he already unleashed his prototype as a test to see how many lives Superman is able to save. Superman argues that Lex has gone mad trying to play god, which he disagrees: "I'm not playing god I'm only playing favorites is all." Disgusted, Superman leaves and goes off to fight the prototype. As he does an entire line of trucks arrive...led by Nicola's special friend...

Lex realizes he has been found out and tries to destroy the evidence. Lois realize that the monster was made of Kryptonian DNA so she looks around for the spare Kryptonite and manages to grab a considerable long piece. Just as she does the place starts flooding and she runs. However she nearly drown. Fortunately she gets pulled out by a woman wearing armor. Lois doesn't even ask her name as she recognizes the W shaped emblem and blue&red color scheme. Lois gives the heroine the spear and tells her that she says she loves Clark. Wonder Woman nods and heads towards the direction of Superman.

Superman draws the monster out away from the city and is helped by Batman. Wonder Woman arrives with the spear. The final battles commences with Batman providing a distraction to lead the prototype away. Diana and Superman fight the beast but is soon overpowered. Clark takes the makeshift spear and goes off and manages to subdue the creature rather unwilling to kill it. However he gets blown up by a missile sent by the US military and everyone thinks he is dead.

To his he walks out of the smoke, banged up but alive, having narrowly escaped the blast. The monster has died, leaving Clark to wonders sadly if the monster could have been saved as it had no control over its actions. A relieved Lois embraces him as the other two supers look on in bittersweet triumph.

Several days later, the President, on the behest of the Helen Hunt Senator, gives Superman a full pardon. The world also starts to see rising of actual superheroes to take in the increase of villains having been inspired by the actions of the newly dubbed Trinity. The ending shows that long term exposure to Kryptonite left Lex without any hair, cementing his iconic look. He had also beem arrested and tried and ends up locked up at a mental institution on an insanity plea. His other henchmen & Tess are jailed and Luthor's company scrambles to do damage control. Bruce catches up to Clark and apologizes for being cold. They part ways on better terms before musing at the similarities between their alter egos. Diana teases that they make a great team and returns to the capital with her team. Bruce returns to Gotham and stops at the cemetery to place flowers on Jason Todd's grave, showing that he moved to the acceptance stage of grief. Jimmy also ends up getting a job as an intern for Daily Planet with Lois as his mentor this time. And Nicola goes to Gotham to work as a social worker and takes up a case: Cassandra Cain.

The final scene ends with Clark as Superman dressed up in Metropolis visiting a local orphanage/foster home, showing that at his core he truly does care about humanity despite all them haters. 👏👏 👏 happy ending everyone!!!

The movie ends with a montage of

- Cyborg walking around aimlessly in his hometown and finding a discarded newspaper highlighting the heroes' exploits and getting the idea to try becoming a hero himself

- Aquaman in his kingdom catching up with the surface world and becoming curious, and wonders about an alliance

- Barry standing in a hill in his city in costume. He grins and smiles, before pulling over his cowl and racing off

- And Lex, plotting an escape from his cell, suddenly sees a peculiarly tall guard looming over him. He makes a digging comment that the guard shrugs off. To his surprise the guard unlocks the cell and leads Lex out. Lex asks who the guard is; the guard slips off his disguises revealing a sapient Gorilla...Gorilla Grodd!

All This sets up a future plot point that wouldn't be explored until after Justice League where we're introduced to the cinematic LEGION OF DOOM!!! The prototype they fight is not doomsday but foreshadows the creation of Bizarro (who was one of the original members of the LoD).

With the actual Justice League movie we continue with the formation of the team through several subplots converging into one major story arc. The Helen Hunt Senator plays a huge role being their ally and influence on building the Hall of Justice. Plus more Brucola stuff because we need fun stuff in Batman, Tom King.

[danganronpa-and-chill-mods]

Yandere! Nagito headcanons

Hi! Sorry for not posting that often, school is a hell for me. I was thinking about writing this for a long while, but I did not had any idea of what characters I should write for. So, I decided to write for some of the fandom favourites (also I really like them so it is like a win-win). Also, If you want you can leave a request. Don't be shy! Anyways, here are the headcanons.

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Warning:

<>: The character isn't saying something, is thinking it

C/N: Character name

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Nagito Komaeda

When he first saw you... You were like another ultimate in the killing game, but something about you was... Diferent

That was the start of everything, he kind of felt that he had to protect you, he was lost in his thoughts when you decided to talk about something that he just... Wanted to ignore

You.. Were in love with someone else at the island?

That was you decided to say,even if he wanted to think it waa fake... Clearly it wasn't...

<It was obvius... How would someone so... Perfect like (Y/N) would love a trash like me? It hurts but... I have to try something>

The night time started, you were gone (not dead) and while he walked he was talking alone

"Killing (C/N) is the best choice but... If I kill... And they do not discover me... (Y/N) is going to die! But... If I just trow the body to the water it is going to be... Imposible to find!"

He did his plan, but he did not expected... You to watch.

You couldn't sleep that night, and you just found him killing (C/N)

"NAGITO! H-How could you... I-I HATE YOU!"

He was crying...His hope? Did she/he/they just... ?

<I'm such an idiot... (Y/N)... I lost any kind of love she/he/they could give me...>

Nagito was trying to explain but something inside him just...

He was aproaching you, sobbing

"(Y/N)! I-I did it for you! O-Our love...! Y-You are my hope!"

He hugged you, and when you wanted to remember, you were in his bed, you could not go away this time

Anyways, his plan worked, and the best part (for him) was that now... You were his

《🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢》

(ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʷᵉⁱʳᵈ, ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ⁱᵗ ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ)

Nagito's POV

I never had such a good night... I waked up and (Y/N) was next to me... I staryed giving her some kisses in the neck but she waked up and... She was scared

"(Y/N)! Don't be scared I wont hurt you!"

She did not even talked to me, she just started trying to escape... So cu- No... She is feeling despair! It is something weird... I know she is going to love me somehow but...

(Y/N) was going to talk... "FREAK! I HATE YOU LET ME GO!"

Soon or late she is going to love me...

(About the bonus, I may try to do a one-shot or something like that following that story)

[space--cadet-glow]

Translation: German manga of “The Minish Cap”, Part 1: “Link and Vaati”

So, after long last, I have translated all seven chapters of the German version of the manga version of “The Minish Cap” in the entirety. Because I could. I also have the Japanese and Italian copies of “The Minish Cap” and the German version of “Four Swords” that I’ll also do eventually. Also, I’m tempted to do some translation theories, too (in the same vein as the “Forest vs. Town” argument analysis)... But, for now: here is the completed first chapter! I’ll try to remember to post one chapter a day.

My translation key: DT: „direct translation" (translated word for word) EQ: "English equivalent" (as in, as close to an English-sounding sentence as it's gonna get) DT/EQ: „"direct translation/English equivalent" (for when the DT is so similar to an EQ that it's practically English already) OE: "official English (translation as given in the English version of "The Minish Cap")" (NOTE:) "anything I need to point out" (exactly what it says on the tin) BG: „backwards German" for the Minish language in forwards form BOE: "the forwards version of the Minish language in the OE version" BOET: "the TRANSLATION of the forwards version of the Minish language in the OE version"

My translation work under the cut.

1. KAPITEL: „LINK UND VAATI" 1ST CHAPTER: "LINK AND VAATI" CHAPTER 1: "LINK AND VAATI"

Erzähler: „Kennt ihr die Minish?" DT: „Know you all the Minish?" EQ: "Do you all know the Minish?" OE: "Do you know about the Picori?" (NOTE: The book never specifies who's narrating, so I'm bringing back my default Storyteller.)

Erzähler: „Die Minish sind daumengroße Lebewesen, die überall leben." DT: „The Minish are thumb-sized creatures, that everywhere live." EQ: "The Minish are thumb-sized creatures that live everywhere." OE: "They're teeny, tiny creatures the size of your thumb that live everywhere in our world."

Erzähler: „Die Menschen wissen nichts davon..." DT: „The humans know not thereof..." EQ: "The humans don't know it..." OE: "Normal folks rarely see them..."

Erzähler: „...aber sie helfen uns immer wieder, ohne dass wir es wahrnehmen können." DT: „...but they help us always again, without that we it perceive able." EQ: "...but they help us again and again, without us being able to perceive it." OE: "...But when we're not looking, they help us out." (NOTE: Extremely idiomatic. Another translation could be "without us being able to be aware of it".)

Erzähler: „Denn die Minish..." DT/EQ: „"Because the Minish..." OE: "That's because..."

Erzähler: „...lieben uns Menschen." DT/EQ: „"...love us humans." OE: "...the Picori love people!"

Link: „Und hopp!" DT: „And hopp!" EQ: "One, two!"/"Alley-oop!" OE: "Hup... Two..." (NOTE: Both translations work and make an equal amount of sense.)

Toneffekte: „KLONG KLING" DT/EQ: „"KLONG KLING" OE: "KLANG KLANG" (NOTE: This is what I'm calling the "Sound Effects".)

Alberich: „Schönes Schwert. Sicher haben die Minish uns dabei geholfen." DT: „Beautiful sword. Certainly (x) the Minish us with helped." EQ: "Beautiful sword. The Minish certainly helped us with it." OE: "Oh my... That's a GOOD sword. The Picori must've pitched in on this one!" (NOTE: Alberich is still Smith. And conversational past.)

Link: „Opa, gibt es die Minish wirklich?" DT: „Grandpa, is there the Minish real?" EQ: "Grandpa, are the Minish real?" OE: "Grandfather, do the Picori really exist?" (NOTE: Yay, my least-favourite idiom.)

Alberich: „Na, aber sicher doch. Es heißt, nur Kinder können die Minish sehen." DT: „Well, but certainly still. It (is) said, only children can the Minish see." EQ: "Well, sure enough/for sure. It is said that only children can see the Minish." OE: "They say only children can see Picori. If you truly believe, you may see them yourself." (NOTE: ...Idioms. Bah.)

Link: „Wirklich...? Ich habe sie noch nie gesehen..." DT: „Really...? I (x) them still never seen..." EQ: "Really...? I've still never seen them..." OE: "Really?! I've NEVER seen anything like that!"

Link: „Oh, ich muss jetzt trainieren! Bis später!!" DT: „Oh, I must now train! Until later!!" EQ: "Oh, I must train now! See you later!!" OE: "Yipes! See ya later, Grandfather!" (NOTE: Take a drink for every time "Yipes" is used in the English translation. You'll be dead by the time Chilta shows up.)

Alberich: „Gib acht, Link!" DT: „Give attention, Link!" EQ: "Be careful, Link!" OE: "Have fun, Link!" (NOTE: I think the idioms are killing me more quickly than the game did.)

SIGN ON DOOR: „Magnus-Dojo" DT/EQ: „"Magnus-Dojo" OE: "Swiftblade's Dojo" (NOTE: What English calls Swiftblade, that is.)

(The German Translation then adds in an explanation for what a Dojo is). [ADDENDUM: „Trainingshalle für Kampfsportarten." DT/EQ: „"Training-hall for martial-arts."]

Link: „Hyaah!! Yaah!! Haaah!!" DT/EQ: „"Hyaah!! Yaah!! Haaah!!" OE: "Dah! Hyah! Taaah!" (NOTE: Link stayed Link. Naturally.)

Toneffekte: „Bamm Klatsch Huah!" DT/EQ: „"Bam Clash Huah!" OE: "Whack Whack Yah!"

Magnus: „Genug, Jungs! Das Training ist für heute beendet!" DT: „Enough, boys! The training is for to-day finished!" EQ: "Enough, boys! The training is finished for to-day!" OE: "All right! That's enough for today! Hmph!"

Magnus: „Morgen ist das Minish-Fest mit dem Kampfturnier!" DT/EQ: „"To-morrow is the Minish-Festival with the Martial Arts/Fighting-Tournament!" OE: "It's time for the annual Martial Arts Tournament at the Picori Festival." (NOTE: I'll just go with "martial arts" for now, since that's what the original Japanese used. This must be the reason how Vaati got in without a sword.)

Magnus: „Wer daran teilnimmt, kämpft im Namen unseres Dojos! Viel Erfolg!" DT: „Who there of partake, fights in (the) name (of) our Dojo! Much success!" EQ: "Whoever partakes in it fights in the name of our Dojo! I wish your success!" OE: "Participants, your behavior must bring honor to the Swiftblade Dojo." (NOTE: ...But... The English door said "Swiftblade's Dojo"... Which is it?)

Toneffekte: „Glänz" DT/EQ: „"Gleam" OE: "Shine"

Toneffekte: „Japs Japs" DT/EQ: „"Gasp gasp" OE: "Huff puff"

Link: „Jawohl!!" DT: „Yes indeed!!" EQ: "Yessir!!" OE: "Yes, Sensei!" (NOTE: Can also simply mean "Yes!!" in a very emphatic manner... But since Link is saying this to Swiftblade, I thought the "sir" part made more sense...)

Magnus: ��Hm? Link, du schaust nur zu." DT: „Hm? Link, you watch only (x)." EQ: "Hm? Link, you're only watching." OE: "Hmm? You will only be observing, Link." (NOTE: "zuschauen"...)

Link: „Waas?! Ich bin aber angemeldet..." DT: „Whaat?! I (x) but registered..." EQ: "Whaat?! I already registered..." OE: "Huuh?! B-But I registered to compete!"

Link: „Bitte, Meister! Ich möchte wissen, wie gut ich bin!" DT/EQ: „"Please, Master! I would like (to) know, how good I am!" OE: "Please, Sensei! I want to test my skills!" (NOTE: There's only one reason I can think of for why German Link calls him "Meister" and not "Sensei"... And that's probably to draw a parallel towards German Vaati, who ALSO calls his teacher, Ezlo, "Meister" in specific.)

Magnus: „Viel zu früh für dich! Der Weg der Schwertkunst ist lang! Noch bist du nicht reif genug!" DT: „Much too early for you! The way (to) the sword-arts is long! Still are you not ready enough!" EQ: "Much too early for you! The way to swordsmanship is long! You are still not ready enough!" OE: "Hmph! I said no! The way of the sword is precise and disciplined! You are not yet ready! Hmph!" (NOTE: EINS, ZWEI, DREI, MARIONETTE NUN SEI.)

Toneffekte: „Glänz" DT/EQ: „"Gleam" OE: "Shine"

Link: „Menno. Menno. Menno." DT/EQ: „"Man. Man. Man." OE: "Hmph! Tsk! Rats!" (NOTE: „Menno" is sort of an... Interjection for annoyance/indignation. Seen as rather childish. Another way to translate it would be something like "Shoot. Shoot. Shoot.")

Link: „Und dafür habe ich acht Stunden am Tag geübt! Es gibt doch nur ein Turnier im Jahr..." DT: „And for that (x) I eight hours of (the) day practised! There is still only a Tournament (of) the year..." EQ: "And I practised for eight hours a day for that! There's only one Tournament a year..." OE: "I practiced hours and hours every day for this! The Tournament's just once a year!"

Toneffekte: „Murmel Grummel" DT/EQ: „"Mumble grumble" OE: "Mutter grumble"

Link: „Yaaaah!! Wirbelattacke!!" DT/EQ: „"Yaaah!! Swirl-attack!!" OE: "Swiftblade School Spin Attack!!" (NOTE: English version, please... Is it "Swiftblade's Dojo", "Swiftblade Dojo", or "Swiftblade School"??? Make up your mind...)

Vaati: "Hi hi." DT/EQ: „"Hee hee." OE: "Heh!" (NOTE: Likewise, Vaati stayed Vaati. That is, from the Japanese version's Gufuu...)

Vaati: „Ha ha ha ha" DT/EQ: „"Ha ha ha ha" OE: "Heh heh heh heh"

Link: „He, du! Was lachst du?!" DT: „Hey, you! What laughing you?!" EQ: "Hey, you! What are you laughing at?!" OE: "Hey, you! Are you laughing at me?!"

Vaati: „Ach... Deine kindische Technik war witzig..." DT/EQ: „"Oh... Your childish Technique was humorous..." OE: "I had to... ...It was such a pathetic display."

Link: „WAAAS?!" DT/EQ: „"WHAAAT?!" OE: "WHAT?!"

Vaati: „Tja... Ich zeige dir, wie man richtig Bäume fällt..." DT: „Oh, well... I show (to) you, how one correctly trees cut down..." EQ: "Oh, well... I'll show you how one correctly cuts down trees..." OE: "Now, now. Want to see the REAL way to defeat a tree?"

Toneffekte: „Baazzack!!" DT/EQ: „"Baazzack!!" OE: KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK" (NOTE: NO CLUE.)

Vaati: „He he he he..." DT/EQ: „"He he he he..." OE: "Heh heh heh heh"

Link: „Was... Was war das?!" DT/EQ: „"What... What was that?!" OE: "Who... Who is that guy?"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Hallo, Link!" DT/EQ: „"Hello, Link!" OE: "Link!" (NOTE: Name's the same.)

Prinzessin Zelda: „Link!" DT/EQ: „"Link!" OE: "Link!"

Link: „Prinzessin Zelda!" DT/EQ: „"Princess Zelda!" OE: "Princess Zelda!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Was ist denn hier passiert?" DT: „What (x) then here happened?" EQ: "What happened here?" OE: "What happened here?" (NOTE: FINALLY. A MATCHING LINE OF DIALOGUE. THANK YOU, PRINCESS.)

Link: „Ach, nichts! Bist du mal wieder allein vom Schloss hierher gelaufen? Der Minister macht bestimmt wieder ein großes Theater." DT: „Oh, nothing! (x) You (softner) again alone from (the) Castle here run? The Minister makes certainly again a great fuss." EQ: "Oh, nothing! Did you run here from the Castle alone again? The Minister will certainly make a great fuss again." OE: "Nothing... Never mind. Did you sneak out of the Castle again? The Minister's gonna be mad!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Nun, heute ist doch das Minish-Fest. Lass uns zusammen dort hingehen!" DT: „Well, to-day is still the Minish-Festival. Let us together there go!" EQ: "Well, to-day is the Minish-Festival. Let's go there together!" OE: "But the annual Picori Festival is today. C'mon, let's go see it together!!" (NOTE: I love how Zelda just casually dodges the question.)

Link: „Nö." DT/EQ: „"Nope." OE: "I'm not going." (NOTE: ...Bröther. The lämp...)

Toneffekte: „Fosch" DT/EQ: „"Fosch" OE: "Fwp" (NOTE: Okay, no clue.)

Prinzessin Zelda: „Warum nichts?" DT/EQ: „"Why not?" OE: "Why not?"

Link: „Ich muss trainieren! Geh du allein hin!" DT: „I must train! Go you alone there!" EQ: "I must train! Go there alone!" OE: "I'm too busy training! If you wanna go, go alone!"

Toneffekte: „Heul..." DT/EQ: „"Cry..." OE: "Plip"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Du bist so gemein! Ich habe mich so drauf gefreut, mit dir auf das Fest zu gehen..." DT: „You are so mean! I (x) myself so (x) pleased, with you to the Festival to go..." EQ: "You're so mean! I was so looking forward to going to the Festival with you..." OE: "Why are you being so mean? I s-snuck out so w-we could g-go together!" (NOTE: Idiomatic...)

Toneffekte: „Flenn flenn" DT/EQ: „"Blub blub" OE: "Sniff sob wail"

Link: „Ooooch, das war doch nur ein Witz! Ich hab mich auch darauf gefreut!" DT: „Oooohh, that was still only a joke! I (x) myself also there pleased!" EQ: "Oooohh, it was only a joke! I was looking forward to it, too!" OE: "R-Right... I was just kidding! I've been looking for you!" (NOTE: *intense sobbing*)

Link: „Wein doch nicht, Zelda. Komm, wir gehen los!!" DT: „Cry still not, Zelda. Come, we go let's!!" EQ: "Don't cry, Zelda. Come, let's go!!" OE: "Please don't cry! We've got too much to see!"

Toneffekte: „Freu" DT/EQ: „"Pleased" OE: "Perk"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Ja. ♪" DT/EQ: „"Yes. ♪" OE: "Yaay! ♪"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Schnell! Es fängt schon an!" DT/EQ: „"Quick! It began already (x)!" OE: "Come on! It's already starting!"

Toneffekte: „Bumm bumm bumm" DT/EQ: „"Boom boom boom" OE: "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Link: „..." DT/EQ: „"..." OE: "..." (NOTE: Finally, a game-accurate line of dialogue.)

Link: „Das war ja schon immer so... Ich kann nie »Nein« zu ihr sagen..." DT: „That was indeed already always so... I can never »No« to her say..." EQ: "It's always been this way... I can never say »No« to her..." OE: "It's been like this ever since we were little... I can't say no to her." (NOTE: Yes, the French-style quotation marks are used.)

Toneffekte: „DING DONG" DT/EQ: „"DING DONG" OE: "KLANG KLANG"

Leute: „Oh, Prinzessin Zelda! Link, du bist ja echt gut mit ihr befreundhet." DT: „Oh, Princess Zelda! Link, you are indeed really good with her friendly." EQ: "Oh, Princess Zelda! Link, you really are friendly with her." OE: "Look, it's Princess Zelda! You two sure are close, aren't you, Link?"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Oh, hi hi. ♥" DT/EQ: „"Oh, hi hi. ♥" OE: "Tee-hee!"

Link: „Sei ruhig! Komm, Zelda!!" DT/EQ: „"Be quiet! Come, Zelda!!" OE: "Shut up!! Let's go! C'mon!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Warte, Link! Da gibt es eine Lotterie!" DT: „Wait, Link! There there is a lottery!" EQ: "Wait, Link! There's a lottery over there!" OE: "Wait, Link. There's a lottery!"

Link: „Ach, da gewinnt man eh nie! Höchstens nur einen Trostpreis..." DT: „Oh, there win one anyway never! Mostly only a consolation-prize..." EQ: "Oh, no-one ever wins those! At most, just a consolation-prize..." OE: "Why bother No one ever wins... Not the good prizes, just the cheesy little ones!"

Toneffekte: „Kling klong" DT/EQ: „"Kling klong" OE: "RING RING"

Bruna: „Hauptgewinn!!" DT/EQ: „"Jackpot!!" OE: "We have a big winner!" (NOTE: Bruna is still Pina. You'll see why I keep saying "still" much, much later...)

Bruna: „Hauptgewinn an die Prinzessin! Ihr habt freie Auswahl!" DT/EQ: „Jackpot for the Princess! You have free choice!" OE: "First prize right at the start! Choose anything you like!"

Toneffekte: „KLONG KLONG" DT/EQ: „"KLONG KLONG" OE: "RING RING"

Person 2: „Wahnsinn!" DT/EQ: „"Madness!" OE: "Wow, Princess!"

Person 3: „Prinzessin, nehmt den herzförmigen Stein! Er steht Euch gut!" DT/EQ: „"Princess, take the heart-shaped stone! It suits you well!" OE: "Get the heart-shaped stone, Princess! It's cute! It'd look GREAT on you!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Ich nehme diesen Schild." DT: „I take this shield." EQ: "I'll take this shield." OE: "I'll take this shield."

Link: „Wieso?! Du darfst dir alles aussuchen. Der Stein ist doch hübsch..." DT: „How-so?! You may (for) you anything choose. The stone is still pretty..." EQ: "Why?! You can choose anything. The stone is so pretty..." OE: "Huh? You got FIRST prize. You should chose something better." (NOTE: And no, that's not a typo. English really says "chose" and not "choose".)

Prinzessin Zelda: „Nein, ich möchte den hier." DT: „No, I would like the here." EQ: "No, I would like this here." OE: "No, THIS is what I want."

Bruna: „Wirklich? Ihr seid aber seltsam..." DT: „Really? You are but strange..." EQ: "Really? You're rather strange..." OE: "I see the Princess has... Umm... Interesting taste!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Hier, Link. Schade, dass du diesmal nicht am Turnier teilnehmen konntest. Aber ich weiß, wie gut du bist. Und damit wirst du noch besser!" DT: „Here, Link. Sad, that you this-time not in (the) Tournament partake could. But I know, how good you are. And therewith will you still better!" EQ: "Here, Link. It's a shame that you couldn't partake in the Tournament this time. But, I know how good you are. And with this, you'll get even better!" OE: "Here. I'm sorry you can't participate in the Martial Arts contest. You'd've done great. But use this while you're training for next year." (NOTE: Slightly idiomatic.)

Link: „Oh... Das wusstest du...?" DT: „Oh... That knew you...?" EQ: "Oh... You knew that...?" OE: "Huh? She knew?!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Klasse! Du siehst toll damit aus!" DT/EQ: „"Classy! You look terrific with that out!" OE: "It's perfect! You look SO cool!" (NOTE: That's STILL what she said.)

Link: „He he... Danke." DT/EQ: „"He he... Thanks." OE: "Heh heh... Don't embarrass me!"

Toneffekte: „Bumm bumm bumm" DT/EQ: „"Boom boom boom" OE: "BOOM POOMF BAM"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Das Turnier beginnt. Lass uns zum Schloss gehen!" DT: „The Tournament begins. Let us to (the) Castle go!" EQ: "The Tournament's beginning. Let's go to the Castle!" OE: "Let's go to the Castle. The Marial Arts contest is about to start!" (NOTE: DARNIT, ENGLISH. Is it "Tournament" or "contest"?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!)

Link: "Ja, los!" DT/EQ: „"Yes, let's!" OE: "Where to next?" (NOTE: But... English... This speech-bubble is AFTER Zelda's... She's already told you... Where you're going...)

Prinzessin Zelda: „Link, kennst du die Vorgeschichte vom Minish-Fest?" DT: „Link, know you the history of the Minish-Festival?" EQ: "Link, do you know the history of the Minish-Festival?" OE: "Do you know the story behind the Picori Festival?"

???: „Waah! Waah! Waah!" DT/EQ: „"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" OE: "HURRAAY ROARR YAAY" (NOTE: The people... Cheering, I guess?)

Person 4: „Gewonnen!!" DT/EQ: „"Won/Win!!" OE: "Look! He won!" (NOTE: Means both; and both make sense. The announcement of who won the match, but all I'm hearing is Yzma as a kitten...)

Link: „Klar! Die Minish-Legende... Opa hat sie mir erzählt." DT: „Clearly! The Minish-Legend... Grandpa (x) it to me told." EQ: "Clearly! The Minish-Legend... Grandpa told it to me." OE: "Yeah. The Picori Legend. My Grandfather told it to me."

Link: „Vor langer Zeit, als schreckliche Monster unsere Welt bedrohten... ...und die Städte vernichteten... ...stiegen Minish vom Himmel herab und gaben einem Helden das Schwert." DT: „Before long time, as terrible monsters our world threatened... and the cities destroyed... ascended Minish from the Heavens/sky down and gave a Hero the Sword." EQ: "A long time ago, as terrible monsters threatened our world... and destroyed the cities... the Minish descended from the Heavens/sky and gave a Hero the Sword." OE: "Long, long ago, terrible evil spirits appeared in the world. They burnt our city to the ground. At the same time, the Picori arrived, bestowing a magical Sword to a Great Hero."

Link: „Und dieser Held vertrieb die Monster mit dem Schwert." DT/EQ: „"And this Hero ejected the monsters with the Sword." OE: "Using the Sword, the Hero drove the evil spirits away... or something."

Prinzessin Zelda: „Genau, Link. Seitdem feiern wir jährlich ein Fest... ...als Dankeschön an die Minish." DT: „Exactly, Link. Since-then celebrate we yearly a Festival... as thank-you to the Minish." EQ: "Exactly, Link. Since then, we celebrate a Festival yearly... as a thank-you to the Minish." OE: "Yes, that's it. So every year we have a Festival... ...To thank the Picori for coming at our time of need."

Link: "Das ist doch nur eine Legende..." DT/EQ: „"That is still only a legend..." OE: "You really believe the legend?"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Oh, du glaubst nicht daran? Die Minish gibt es wirklich. Vater behauptet das auch immer. Sie öffnen ein Mal in hundert Jahren das Tor zu unserer Welt und kommon zu uns." DT: „Oh, you believe not that in? The Minish are (x) real. Father claims that also always. They open one time in hundred years the Gate to our world and come to us." EQ: "Oh, you still don't believe that? The Minish are real. Father always claims that, too. Every hundred years, they open the Gate to our world and come to us." OE: "You mean you DON'T? My father told me the Picori really DO exist. He said they come out when the Door to the Picori World opens once every hundred years."

Prinzessin Zelda: „Und dieses Jahr ist es wieder so weit!" DT: „And this year is it again so far!" EQ: "And this year, it's happening again!" OE: "And this is the one-hundredth year!" (NOTE: Could also be, "And this year, the time has come again!")

ANNOUNCER: „Nr. 28, Vaati! Nr. 57, Max!!" DT: „Nr. 28, Vaati! Nr. 57, Max!!" EQ: "No. 28, Vaati! Nr. 57, Max!!" OE: "Next up, the mysterious Vaati... ...Versus big bad Max!" (NOTE: Max kept his name as well... And because I'm insane, I can tell you that in goroawase, "57" is "Kon'nan"/Like this" and "28" means "Fiibaa"/"Fever"... What signifigance this holds, I don't know. Also, why English removed the numbers... Ich hab' keine Ahnung.)

???: „Wah! Wah! Wah!" DT/EQ: „"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" OE: "YAAY CHEER ROAR" (NOTE: I give up. The crowd is Robert Plant.)

Link: "! Oh, er?!" DT/EQ: „"! Oh, him?!" OE: "! It's him!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Du kennst ihn?" DT/EQ: „"You know him?" OE: "You know that guy?"

Max: „En Garde!!" DT/EQ: „"En Garde!!" OE: "There's the bell!" (NOTE: English Max... Isn't the one talking???)

Toneffekte: „KAWOMM!" DT/EQ: „"KABOOM!" OE: ZWARRKK"

Max: „Bäh!" DT/EQ: „"BAH!" OE: "GAH!" (NOTE: ...Humbug.)

Link: „!!" DT/EQ: „"!!" OE: "!"

Erzähler: „Der junge Mann in der lila Robe hat seine überwältigende Stärke gezeigt. Deshalb war er der eindeutige Sieger." DT: „The young man in the purple robes (x) his overwhelming strength shown. Therefore was he the definite victor." EQ: "The young man in the purple robes showed his overwhelming strength. Therefore, he was the definite victor." OE: "The man in the purple robe showed overwhelming power... And quickly took the Championship."

???: „Wah! Wah!" DT/EQ: „"Whoa! Whoa!" OE: "YAAY HURRAY"

Alberich: „Wer mag das sein?" DT/EQ: „"Who might that be?" OE: "I wonder who that guy is."

Link: „Oh, Opa! Du auch hier?" DT: „Oh, Grandpa! You also here?" EQ: "Oh, Grandpa! You're also here?" OE: "Grandpa! When'd you get here?"

???: „Waah!" DT/EQ: „"Whoa!" OE: "YAAY"

Alberich: „Ich bin hier, um das Schwert für den Sieger zu bringen." DT: „I am here, in order the Sword for the victor to bring." EQ: "I am here in order to bring the Sword for the victor." OE: "I came to deliver the Sword that goes to the Champion."

Erzähler: „Opa Alberich ist der beste Schmied in Hyrule." DT/EQ: „"Grandpa Alberich is the best Blacksmith in Hyrule." OE: "Grandfather Smith is the best weaponsmith in Hyrule."

Alberich: „Das ist das Heilige Schwert der Minish." DT/EQ: „"That is the Holy Sword (of) the Minish." OE: "And to see the Sacred Sword handed down by the Picori."

Link: „Was? Ist das echt?" DT/EQ: „"What? Is that real/genuine?" OE: "What? The REAL thing?!"

Alberich: „Laut der Legende versiegelt es Hunderte von Monstern in dieser Truhe." DT: „According (to) the legends seals it hundreds of Monsters in this Chest." EQ: "According to the legends, it seals hundreds of Monsters in this Chest." OE: "According to legend, the evil spirits are in that Chest, trapped there by the Sword's power."

Minister Friedrich: „Nun beginnen wir mit der Siegerehrung." DT: „Now begin we with the Awards-Ceremony." EQ: "Now we begin with the Awards-Ceremony." OE: "Now let us begin the Award Ceremony." (NOTE: Minister Friedrich/Potho kept his name.)

Minister Friedrich: „Der Sieger Vaati möge hervortreten!" DT: „The victor Vaati may forth-step!" EQ: "The victor, Vaati, may step forth!" OE: "Champion Vaati, step forward!"

König Dartus: „Vaati, dein Sieg wird in die Geschichte des Minish-Festes eingehen. Nimm dieses Schwert." DT: „Vaati, your victory will in the history (of) the Minish-Festival down-go. Take this Sword." EQ: "Vaati, your victory will go down in the history of the Minish-Festival. Take this Sword." OE: "Vaati, please accept this fine Sword and know that your name will be inscribed... ...In the annals of our Festival!" (NOTE: König/King Dartus/Daltus. Same thing. Just wait until we get to a certain pair of Minish twins...)

Vaati: „Ich danke Euch..." DT/EQ: „"I thank you..." OE: "Thanks for the Sword, but..."

Vaati: „...dass das alles so gut klappt!" DT: „...that/because that all so well worked-out!" EQ: "...because everything worked out so well!" OE: "...What I REALLY want is in that Chest!"

Vaati: „Das Heilige Schwert der Minish und die versiegelte Kiste wurden zur Siegerehrung vorgeführt." DT: „The Holy Sword (of) the Minish and the sealed Chest were to (the) Award-Ceremony presented." EQ: "The Holy Sword of the Minish and the sealed Chest were only ever presented at the Award-Ceremony." OE: "And since the Sacred Sword of the Picori and the Bound Chest are only ever seen at this annual Awards Ceremony..."

Vaati: „Lange habe ich diesen Moment herbeigesehnt!" DT: „Long have I this moment yearned-for!" EQ: "I have long yearned for this moment!" OE: "...Winning your stupid Tournament was my only chance!" (NOTE: Or another equally-heartbreaking translation could be, "I have longed for this moment!")

Hofstaat: „Was?! Ein Schurke!!" DT/EQ: „"What?! A villain!!" OE: "What?! Don't cause any trouble, son!" (NOTE: Probably unintentional... But „Schurke" can also mean "knave"... Which is what one of the Fates in "Cadence of Hyrule" calls Octavo... Huh...)

Hofstaat: „Aaargl!!" DT/EQ: „"Aaarghh!!" OE: "AAARGH!"

Toneffekte: „ZABAMM! KARACK!" DT/EQ: „"KABAMM! KRRACK!" OE: "ZWARRKK KRAKK"

Link: „Das Schwert!" DT/EQ: „"The Sword!" OE: "The Sword!!"

Monster: „GRÄÄÄÄÄÄH!" DT/EQ: „"GROOOOOOWL!" OE: "HOOWWWL"

Person: "Iieeek! Lauft weg!!" DT/EQ: „"Eeeeek! Run away!!" OE: "Eeeek! Run!"

Alberich: „Link?!" DT/EQ: „"Link?!" OE: "Link?!"

Monster: „Urks!" DT/EQ: „"Ack!" OE: "Eek!"

Toneffekte: „BUZZZ!" DT/EQ: „"BUZZZ!" OE: "WHAAM"

Vaati: "!" DT/EQ: „"!" OE: "!"

Prinzessin Zelda: „Wer bist du?! Was sollte das werden?!" DT: „Who are you?! What should that be?!" EQ: "Who are you?! What was that supposed to be?!" OE: "Who ARE you? WHY have you done this?" (NOTE: Oh, look... Hello, idioms, my old friend...)

Vaati: „Oh oh... Das ist wohl die magische Kraft der Hyrule-Prinzessin...?" DT: „Oh oh... This is surely the magical power (of) the Hyrule-Princess...?" EQ: "Oh oh... This is surely the magical power of Hyrule's Princess...?" OE: "Well, well... Now we see the mysterious power of the Princess of Hyrule!"

Vaati: „Wenn ich dich jetzt verschone, wirst du mir später nur im Weg sein..." DT: „If I you now spare, will you (for) me later only in (the) way be..." EQ: "If I spare you now, you will only be in my way later..." OE: "If I don't take care of you now, you'll cause me no end of grief later!"

Link: „STOPP!!" DT/EQ: „"STOP!!" OE: "STOP!"

Toneffekte: „ZAMM!" DT/EQ: „"BAMM!" OE: "SLIIIDE"

Vaati: „Der Junge aus dem Wald... Willst du etwas den Helden spielen? Hi hi!" DT: „The boy from the Forest... Want you something the Hero play? Hi hi!" EQ: "The boy from the Forest... Do you want to play Hero? Hi hi!" OE: "Well, if it isn't that little boy I met in the forest. Are you pretending to be a knight? Heh heh"

Link: „Lass die Prinzessin in Ruhe!" DT: „Let the Princess in peace!" EQ: "Leave the Princess alone!" OE: "I won't let you touch Zelda!"

Toneffekte: „BUZZZ" DT/EQ: „"BUZZZ" OE: "KZARK" (NOTE: DENIED.)

Link: „AAAAH!!" DT/EQ: „"AAAH!!" OE: "AAARGH!!"

Toneffekte: „ZIIIPP" DT/EQ: „"ZIIIPP" OE: "SHING"

Vaati: „Seht her! Dies ist der Fluch des Hexenmeisters!! Ha ha ha ha... So..." DT/EQ: „"See here! This is the curse of the sorcerer! Ha ha ha ha... So..." OE: "See that?! BEHOLD the curse of a Mage! Ha ha ha ha! Now..." (NOTE: ...English, you're not even trying to hide the "sorcerer" thing...)

Vaati: „!! Leer?! Was zum...?! Die Truhe hat nur die Monster versiegelt?" DT: „!! Empty?! What the...?! The Chest (x) only the Monsters sealed?" EQ: "!! Empty?! What the...?! The Chest only sealed the Monsters?" OE: "What?! It's EMPTY! It really WASN'T sealing anything but spirits?!"

Vaati: „Na, auch gut. Ich weiß, dass sich das Force in Hyrule befindet. Ich werde in Ruhe danach suchen... He he he he..." DT: „Well, also good. I know, that itself the Force in Hyrule located. I will in peace then search... He he he he..." EQ: "Very well then. I know that the Force itself is located in Hyrule. I will search in peace, then... He he he he..." OE: "But I know the Light Force is in Hyrule somewhere! I guess I'll just... ...Have to keep looking for it. Heh heh heh."

Link: „Uhm... Autsch. Zel... da... bist du...?!" DT/EQ: „"Um... Ouch. Zel... da... are you...?!" OE: "Ungh. Owww. Z... Zelda, are you all right?"

Link: „Zelda?! Sie ist versteinert!!" DT/EQ: „"Zelda?! She is petrified!!" OE: "Zelda?! Sh-She's been turned to STONE!"

König Dartus: „Zelda!! Wie konnte dass nur passieren...?" DT: „Zelda!! How could this only happen...?" EQ: "Zelda!! How could this have happened...?" OE: "Zelda! How could this happen?!"

Minister Friedrich: „Wie shrecklich..." DT/EQ: „"How dreadful..." OE: "Return to normal!"

Toneffekte: „Wuäh wuäh wuäh" DT/EQ: „"Wah wah wah" OE: "Boo hoo hoo hoo"

Minister Friedrich: „Eure Majestät! Wie kann sie geheilt werden?!" DT: „Your Majesty! How can she healed be?!" EQ: "Your Majesty! How can she be healed?!" OE: "Your Majesty, is there no way to bring the Princess back?!"

König Dartus: „Der Fluch ist mit der heiligen Macht des Schwertes der Minish zu brechen..." DT: „The curse is with the holy might (of) the Sword (of) the Minish to break..." EQ: "The curse is to be broken with the holy might of the Sword of the Minish..." OE: "The Sacred Sword... The Picori Blade has the power to remove a Mage's curse." (NOTE: *slams drink for every usage of "Mage"*)

König Dartus: „Aber Vaati hat das Schwert zerstört. Doch die Minish sind in der Lage, das Schwert zu reparieren." DT: „But Vaati (x) the Sword destroyed. Still the Minish are in the position, the Sword to repair." EQ: "But Vaati destroyed the Sword. Still, the Minish are in the position to repair the Sword." OE: "Unfortunately, Vaati broke that, too! And only the Picori can restore it."

Alberich: „Minish? Ihr meint... das Minish-Volk aus der Legende?" DT/EQ: „"Minish? You mean... the Minish-people from the legends?" OE: "The Picori?! But the Picori are only a legend..."

König Dartus: „Minish existieren wirklich. Dieses Geheimnis hütet die Königsfamilie... Die Minish leben im Tyloria-Wald." DT: „Minish exist really. This secret treasured the Royal-family... The Minish live in Tyloria-Forest." EQ: "Minish really exist. This secret was treasured by the Royal Family... The Minish live in Tyloria-Forest." OE: "The Picori race really DOES exist. It's a secret known only to the Royal Family. They live in the Minish Woods."

Minister Friedrich: „Wir senden nun die Soldaten aus!" DT: „We send only the Soldiers out!" EQ: "We'll send out the Soldiers!" OE: "Then let's send Soldiers there!"

König Dartus: „Nein... Keine Soldaten!" DT/EQ: „"No... No Soldiers!" OE: "Alas... ...We can't."

Minister Friedrich: „Warum das denn?" DT: „Why that then?" EQ: "Why is that?" OE: "Why not?!"

König Dartus: „Erwachsene können die Minish nicht sehen. Deshalb werden die Soldaten sie nie finden." DT: „Adults can the Minish not see. Therefore will the Soldiers them never find." EQ: "Adults cannot see the Minish. Therefore, the Soldiers will never find them." OE: "Adults cannot see the Picori. The Soldiers would never dind them."

Minister Friedrich: „Hmmm..." DT/EQ: „"Hmmm..." OE: "Drat!"

Link: „Ich gehe! Lasst mich das machen, Eure Majestät!!" DT: „I go! Let me this do, Your Majesty!!" EQ: "I'll go! Let me do this, Your Majesty!!" OE: "Your Majesty, send me! I'll go to the Minish Woods and find the Picori!"

Alberich: „Link! Untersteh dich..." DT: „Link! Submit yourself..." EQ: "Link! Don't you dare..." OE: "Link! Don't be so impudent!" (NOTE: Okay, this is one huge idiom... An old-fashioned one, at that.)

König Dartus: „Schon gut, Alberich." DT: „Already good, Alberich." EQ: "It's okay, Alberich." OE: "Master Weaponsmith, wait...!" (NOTE: *gives up on the Viz English version*)

König Dartus: „Link ist Zeldas Sandkastenfreund. Ich bitte dich, Link... Zeige das zerbrochene Schwert den Minish im Wald. Und lerne, wie man es repariert." DT: „Link is Zelda's childhood-friend. I beg you, Link... Show the broken Sword (to) the Minish in (the) Forest. And learn, how one it repairs." EQ: "Link is Zelda's childhood friend. I beg of you, Link... Show the broken Sword to the Minish in the Forest. And learn how one repairs it." OE: "It seems only right for Link to take on this quest since... ...He and the Princess are friends. Take the Sword to the Minish Woods, Link. Ask the Picori how to reforge it."

Link: „Jawohl!" DT/EQ: „"Yessir!" OE: "Yes, Your Majesty!"

Alberich: „Warte, Link! Auf dem Weg lauern sicher Gefahren. Nimm dies hier mit." DT: „Wait, Link! Of the way lurk itself dangers. Take this here with." EQ: "Wait, Link! Dangers lurk along the way. Take this along." OE: "Wait, Link! The road you travel will be dangerous. Take this." (NOTE: IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS.)

Alberich: „Das beste Stück, das ich je gemacht habe. Gib dir Mühe für die Prinzessin!!" DT: „The best piece, that I ever made (x). Give your effort for the Princess!!" EQ: "The best Piece that I ever made. Give your all for the Princess!!" OE: "I put my heart and soul into this blade. Use it to save the Princess!"

Link: „Ein Schwert! Es ist echt! Tausend Dank, Opa!!" DT/EQ: „"A Sword! It is real! Thousand thanks, Grandpa!!" OE: "A Sword! A REAL Sword! Thank you, Grandfather!"

Link: „Nie werde ich Vaati verzeihen! Warte auf mich, Zelda. Ich werde dich von diesem Fluch befreien!" DT: „Never will I Vaati forgive! Wait for me, Zelda. I will you from this curse free!" EQ: "I'll never forgive Vaati! Wait for me, Zelda. I'll free you from this curse!" OE: "I'll bring you back, Zelda! I promise! I'll make Vaati PAY for doing this to you!"

Hofstaat: „Eure Majestät! Überall in Hyrule tauchen Monster auf!" DT: „Your Majesty! Overall in Hyrule emerging Monsters (x)!" EQ: "Your Majesty! Monsters are emerging all over in Hyrule!" OE: "I bring news, m'lord! Evil spirits are attacking all over!" (NOTE: „auftauchen").

Alberich: „Was?!" DT/EQ: „"What?!" OE: "What?!"

König Dartus: „Vaati hat sie gerade entfesselt... Die Soldaten übernehmen die Monster. Du gehst zum Tyloria-Wald! Nimm diese Karte von Hyrule." DT: „Vaati (x) them just released... The Soldiers take-on the Monsters. You go to (the) Tyloria-Forest! Take this Map of Hyrule." EQ: "Vaati just released them... The Soldiers will take on the Monsters. You go to Tyloria-Forest! Take this Map of Hyrule." OE: "When the Sword broke, Vaati also released the spirits! The Castle Guards will have to drive away the evil spirits. Link, here is a Map of Hyrule. Waste not a moment. Go to the Minish Woods!"

Link: „Das ist also der Tyloria-Wald... Wo finde ich bloß die Minish?" DT: „This is so the Tyloria-Forest... Where find I just the Minish?" EQ: "So, this is Tyloria-Forest... Just where do I find the Minish?" OE: "Is THIS the Minish Woods? I wonder where the Picori are?"

Link: „Heeey!! Minish, kommt raus! Minish? Huhu, Minish!!" DT/EQ: „"Heeey!! Minish, come out! Minish? Yoo-hoo, Minish!!" OE: "Hellloooo! C'mon out, Picori! We need you! Picori? Where the heck are you?!" (NOTE: ...It literally never occurred to me until just now that the reason the Minish never came out is because they don't understand him...)

Link: „Es ist doch das hundertste Jahr, in dem sich das Tor öffnet! Ich dachte, Kinder können die Minish sehen?!" DT: „It is still the hundredth year, in the/which itself the Gate opens! I think, children can the Minish see?!" EQ: "It's still the hundredth year in which the Gate opens! I thought children could see the Minish?!" OE: "Is this NOT the one-hundredth year, when the Door to the Picori World opens?! Maybe it's just not true that kids can see the Picori?!"

Toneffekte: „Keuch japs japs" DT/EQ: „"Wheeze gasp gasp" OE: "Wheeeze puff huff"

Link: „UH Moment... Ich hab ja nie an Minish geglaubt..." DT: „UH Moment... I (x) indeed never in Minish believed..." EQ: "UH Wait a moment... I really never believed in Minish..." OE: "GASP Or Maybe... ...I can't see Picori because I NEVER believed in them?"

Link: „Vielleicht bin ich daher nicht mehr unschuldig... Und kann die Minish deshalb gar nicht sehen?!" DT: „Maybe am I hence not more innocent... And can the Minish therefore at all not see?!" EQ: "Maybe I'm not innocent anymore... And therefore can't see the Minish at all?!" OE: "I'm young, but my innocence is GONE! That MUST be it! Even though I'm a kid, I CAN'T see them! Not with THESE jaded eyes!"

Toneffekte: „Entsetzen!" DT/EQ: „"Dismay!" OE: "Oh noooooo!"

Link: „Was mach ich bloß...? Ich kann nichts tun, solange ich die Minish nicht finde..." DT: „What do I just...? I can nothing do, as-long I the Minish not find..." EQ: "Just what do I do...? I can't do anything as long as I don't find the Minish..." OE: "What should I do? If I don't find the Picori, Princess Zelda is doomed!"

Toneffekte: „Hach..." DT/EQ: „"Haa..." OE: "SLUMP" (NOTE: As far as I can tell, this is a sigh.)

Link: „?" DT/EQ: „"?" OE: "?"

Toneffekte: „Wisch" DT/EQ: „"Wipe" OE: "Rub rub"

Link: „Äh... Ich sehe da was Komisches..." DT: „Ah... I see there what comical..." EQ: "Ah... I'm seeing something comical there..." OE: "Hmmm... ...That looks a little weird!"

Ezelo: „Au! Autsch!" DT/EQ: „"Ow! Ouch!" OE: "Quit it! Ow! That hurts!"

Toneffekte: „Batsch! Batsch!" DT/EQ: „"Bash! Bash!" OE: "WHACK SMACK"

Ezelo: „He! Zu Hilfe!" DT: „Hey! To help!" EQ: "Hey! Help me!" OE: "Hey, someone... Anyone... HELLLLP!"

[sunflowerdigs]

Baby and the Bunker

Lilith saying about the Equalizer, "You wouldn't leave it at home" when the Equalizer waa in Baby kind of really hit me. It seemed like a very sly way of pointing out that though Baby was once the de facto "home" for the Winchesters, she isn't anymore. But that's ok, because Baby was never meant to be a home - she was meant to be a car. When they had nothing, she sufficed - she kept them out of the rain and gave them a place to lay their heads. But that was never what Baby was built for.

When the Winchesters found the Bunker, they could have left it and continued to rough it in Baby. Out of respect for all that she'd given them and for all the years they'd spent in her, they could have kept using the car for something it wasn't meant for and left a perfectly good home behind. But...why would they do that? Why just survive when you can thrive? The Bunker provides a lot of resources Baby just can't - showers, long-term food storage, beds that won't lead to back problems, toilets that aren't part of a gas station, etc. When it comes to being a place to live, the Bunker is head-and-shoulders more suitable than Baby, so, of course, the Winchesters took it.

But that didn't mean they sold Baby for scrap because even though Baby has never been a great place to live, as a place to store all the various and sundry arbitrary weapons they might need, she's perfect. Better than the Bunker because she's mobile and easily accessible. And that's why the Equalizer was in Baby.

It was a really great example of how the older parts of SPN can still fit with the new, without needing to be changed or destroyed. It's not an either/or and it's not a zero sum game. Sam and Dean have many different needs and, together, the Bunker and Baby can fulfill more of them than either one could alone.

And that's kind of my answer to the codependency. Sam and Dean and their relationship dynamic since season 1 - that's Baby. Their relationships with other Hunters and creation of a found family - that's the Bunker.

I don't think the show is going to end with Sam and Dean being any less close, because why would they junk that relationship? That would be like selling Baby for scrap. One Winchester against the world just...isn't what the show is about. But I do think that they're going to learn that their relationship doesn't have to be the only one they count on, that taking some pressure off of it by also counting on different people is a good idea. That the two of them don't have to live shitty lives so that everyone else can live good ones (the main message of old school SPN and John Winchester and the main driver, honestly, for all of the situations where they've ended up having to kill each other to save "the world"). That they are part of "the world" that they're saving.

Baby will always fit neatly into the Bunker, and she will always be there when Sam and Dean need her (though ffs please put some warding on her - what is this, Hunting 101?). The heart of the show, the foundation of their lives. But she was never meant to bear the weight they put on her, and it was a good thing the day they found the Bunker and she got some help.

Of course, I'm 1000% biased because my dream ending for SPN is Sam and Dean living out their lives in the Bunker surrounded by close hunter friends (possibly romantic interests, since they both seem to want that) that they count on when it seems that the world is going to end. And I'm sure I wasn't meant to draw this much out of a single line. But. Food for thought.

[dreamsanddreams88]

Went from trail building to being in the world from Red Queen's War, where a witch made it nordic winter all the tjme, tedi was really excited about it. Surrounded by all these drunk norse ppl, ian and brian there and brian got water dumped on him from above while it was super cold out

In big ol hotel or mansion in the sabrina show, the devil came back and also teacher, wanted to me kill my counterpart girl. Somebody got possessed, i tried then to sneak into mayors mansion or whatev but alarms go off and allllll these ppl crowd around. Then a big talking lion comes out but hes the devil? He can fly so i ride on his back all over this beautiful lake. Then i can fly so i go up reallly high over power lines, then im level with rainier, then im so high i just hop right over to new york or san fran or paris where sarah is

Kenzie slept in alex's bed topless because she had to for some reason, both assured me it was totally platonic and fine but next day he said just feeling her nips touching his back "made him a real man" very upsetting. Then i was dating brian instead but it was a secret and he was still really mean to me, going on tinder, etc. Then i was with a group, maybe campers, traversing this weird snowy kinda alien landscape across streams n stuff maybe on a scavenger hunt?

Living in this sci fi place with flying cars n buildings that looked like accordion tubes that floated and moved. I lived in place called "the pit", smoggy place the size of a pool that was dangerous. Hit a button that shrank me really small into a little apartment the size of a barbie house. Some shit was on fire in the city, and i was out on a foresty beach like at the Elwha river with my mom and siblings, when Matthew went crazy and chased me with a knife, i ran to "the pit" cuz id be safe while shrunken and i had a car to get away. Also i was hangin with ginger and ellen at one point and ellen had a bf who might have been raping his football bro in the locker room

At some church and rick moranis had incredible powers, peoples faith had given him actual magic like in the Wheel of Oshiem, but then they all revolted and took him into custody, took his belt and shirt, they were gonna give him new shirt but all got distracted. Then it was me and my family. So mom had to go do something, matthew was a kid again and off somewhere. Then i was watching that serbian guy on youtube talk about this weird cartoon called the marauders, lookin like it was drawn by rebecca sugar, about blue mermaids and the main one was called lydia. She gave everyone at a school assembly potions that were supposed to taste amazing but everyone barfed instead

An elephant was in my parents house, we were trying to kill it. I had a bow and 3 arrows at once like legolas, hiding in the bathroom and made it angry. It ran into laurens room to charge, so i ran out and hid behind sofa in living room

Jenna and luis came over to my parents house, we're hangin out in the basement but something weird about it? Then dad was crying at dinner cuz somebody died

Bookshop in town called DC RI which stood for "district Columbia rape is ok" store, like the whole thing was somehow themed with all this porn and rape apologists and I never noticed, I went there all the time and kids went in there sometimes, cuz the front part was just a normal bookstore. People were mad at me for going there. Porn section had a bunch of cake in there, I guess related to some lesbian book, also I saw lizzo walking around there

Alex was emailing the girl from silver water cafe but her name waa Merula, she was married with 2 kids but wanted to run away with him

Was ant man?? Flying a jet around trying to do some badass rescue mission in the mountains, was bigger than everyone and could jump down from jet as it hovered then jump back in.

Lived in beeeautiful  country home for a month, tryna appreciate it before moving. Huge lawn w scraggly old trees, a barn, big meadow

[aftermathdb]

DEATH BATTLE Review: Captain Marvel vs. Shazam.

The DEATH BATTLE Curse lives on.

Two heroes, with their title and role forced upon them by a mentor now duke it out to see who is a true marvel.

Captain Marvel′s Preview.

Thanks to a certain new movie that’s pretty popular right now, we have a general idea as to who she is. Inspired by her Navy dad, she wanted to be an astronaut. In order to do this, she joined the Air Force. But, one day, she was caught in an explosion from a machine called the Psyche-Magnitron.

Since (Plot twist) her mom was actually a Kree all along, Carol wasn’t killed, but instead, she got super powers!

But it was basically like being drunk. Except, instead of driving and ending up running people over with her car, Carol’s ‘drunken’ persona was a hero. Eventually, she figured it all out, and went through a lot of names. Like Ms Marvel, Warbird, Whiz Bang…

Until one day, a dear friend passed on. Inspired by her mentor, Carol then took  on the name Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel has plenty of superhuman abilities. From your standard flight, super strength, speed, and a healing factor. She also has “precognitive awareness” that we’re just going to call a 7th Sense for the sake of this review.

But, Carol’s real power comes in form of her energy absorption. And when she gets enough of it, she basically turns into Moltres from Pokemon.

Her 7th Sense can give her an edge up on opponents too. As it lets her know what’s going to happen to her on the battlefield. And in her Binary form, she can bust up planets.

And what hero rundown would be complete without some impressive feats?

But Carol is hardly invincible. She’s got her limits on absorption, and her feats only go so far. Also, she doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to magic.

But, as an Avenger, Air force pilot, a NASA security guard and so much more, Carol’s not one to give up in the face of danger.

Shazam′s Preview.

Thanks to a certain new movie that’s pretty popular right now, we have a general idea as to who he is. Fifteen-Year old Billy Batson was an orphan kid, who didn’t really know the meaning of family. But one day, after running from some bullies, he was whisked away to the Rock of Eternity, where he was given incredible powers that he could access at the shout of a single word:

SHAZAM!

And with that, he became Captain Marvel… Okay, history lesson time.

See, Marvel kinda got a bit upset about the whole thing kinda intruding on their name. Carol came in about 20 years later than Billy there, but it’s a bit more complex than that.

See, Captain Marvel wasn’t originally made by DC, but by Fawcett Comics as a competitor to Superman (Incidentally, Fawcett is now used regularly in Shazam mythos. Whether it be the city that Billy resides in, or the school he goes to, it’s always there somewhere).

Anyways, DC wasn’t a fan of competition, and took Fawcett to court.

And they won. Meaning that Captain Marvel is now DC property.

But then Marvel got in on the game, and it got even more complex from there. Because of how copyright and trademarks worked, there was a bit of a feud of what was going on.

Long story short, Marvel owned the name, but DC owned the character. So, they battled it out in the courts until DC decided to just name the character Shazam.

As Shazam, Billy gains access to these powers:

For the record, Zeus once channeled enough power to destroy the shattered God, a guy who was originally broken by the original Big Bang.

Shazam also has a lot of other powers to draw from.

From a healing factor, to the ability to teleport to the Rock of Eternity, to being able to share his power with those he considers family, Billy’s got it all.

And for those of you who haven’t figured it out, like Boomstick, here’s how the word works:

With all these powers, he’s pulled off some ridiculous stuff.

Now, to match the Flash’s speed, Shazam would have to be able to match the Speed Force, which means that Shazam’s best speed would have to match up to about…

……… Still not a number that’s faster than EXE, but considering that it would be the Speed of Mercury vs. the Speed Force, I’d say that that’s a major move for the Flash.

Shazam also once did this:

Now, he once got hit by a thing called the Tessaract Bomb.

If you’re wondering what it does, then brace yourselves…

That. He survived thanks to his powers, but the fact that he survived it is impressive.

Of course, Shazam’s experience isn’t that impressive considering… He’s 15. But the fact that he’s managed to keep up with the best of them and be a true hero through and through. That’s one impressive feat for a guy who can basically be described as “The Ultimate Power Fantasy.”

The Battle Itself.

Zack is lead on animation. Terri Doty will reprise her role as Captain Marvel from before and Shazam will be voiced by Michael Kovach. Since transformation is inevitable, Billy is going to appear and will be voiced by Paige Stork (If someone could link me to her twitter, that would be great. In the meantime, that’s her Roosterteeth profile). Jerky as the sprite artist, Chris Kokkinos ob audio, and music (titled “Marvelous”) by Brandon Yates.

So the battle starts with Billy as Shazam just walking down the street messing around with his powers. Electrifying a lamp post, a car, and an ATM

An ATM that seems to be filled with… Mr Krabs’ first dollar? Since when do ATMs dispense one-dollar bills?

Anyways, Carol sees this, and since we all know how this would look to anyone without context, Shazam decides to skedaddle. But Carol gives chase, and we have a fight on our hands.

So, Shazam decides to power through the attacks, and then goes for one of his favorite go-to attacks: Flying the opponent up while grappling them to hit them with lightning.

But, since Carol’s powerset basically makes this move null, all it does is mega-evolve Carol into her Binary form.

And since Carol retains the properties of the energy she absorbs, she can magic Billy back to his original form.

Caught off-guard (Because there’s no way anyone could see that coming without knowledge of Billy’s origin), Billy transforms back into his Super-Hero persona.

So, Carol’s kinda mad about the fact that a fifteen-year old kid has been kicking her butt, so she’s done playing games as she charges

(For the record, this line is way more hammy than the screenshot makes it look. Speaking of, I’m thinking of shrinking the dialogue a bit and adding a background color to it to make the dialogue more visible but hopefully not interfere with the visuals).

So, after crashing underground for like… three seconds (How deep would that have to be for that to work?), Carol and Shazam exit at a subway station.

So Shazam brings it back to where it all began.

Right to deep space. So after tossing Carol through three other space rocks

Shazam gears up for a finishing blow.

5…

4…

3…

2…

1…

Boom!

… How is it that no matter how badly you annihilate one of these hero-types, some shred of their uniforms somehow always manages to remain intact?

(Shout-out to anyone who knows that line)

Verdict + Explanation.

So, Carol holding her own against the likes of the Phoenix force and other cosmic beings certainly meant that she could hold her own against Shazam’s strength, she kinda fell short in a good chunk of the other categories.

Take speed, for instance. While Carol’s Binary form could reach the speed of light,

Shazam could use only a fraction of that to outpace her in that area.

Experience sorta went to Carol, but the Wisdom of Solomon would certainly close the gap a lot more. It’s really overpowered, to say the least.

But most importantly, Carol simply didn’t have the means to really take Shazam down in terms of strength.

Now, for the record, when Shazam punched a black hole into existence, he was giant at the time.

Now, judging by the size of the hole, we can determine the Schwarzchild Radius.

From there, we can determine the mass of the black hole.

And then we can figure out how much force it would take to make something like that.

And in case you’re wondering, a single foe is basically…

(We still haven’t broken EXE’s record of highest number ever recorded).

And this isn’t some weird outlier either. Zeus was able to destroy the shattered god.

While he had help from other gods that he was channeling energy through, this still means he has a fraction of that same power. Even if there were a thousand gods helping him out, Zeus’ power would still be, at minimum…

That level of power.

Credit where it’s due, though…

Overall impression.

Personal opinions aside, the fight was really well-animated, the dialogue was on-the-nose, and the results are what you’d expect. While I still find the comparisons to be shallow at best, the fight’s entertaining.

This isn’t a unique scenario like Flash vs. Quicksilver, nor is it a scenario with deeper comparisons like Venom vs. Bane, this is basically like a horse with a broken leg vs. a farmer with a tank… A tank that’s powered by a nuke!

7.0/10. It’s blatantly one-sided with no unique things about the scenario to make it feel like it was worth it. Outside of the music and animation, the scenario is still a straight fight. It’s not a death race. There’s no real deeper comparisons to be made. It’s just a fight. It’s a good fight, but not a unique one.

Next Time…

Huh… Well, time to see if the tier lists are lore complicit.

If we’re going off of Smash tier lists, then Wario takes it.

Is there a fight that you want me to review? - Send an ask/request, and I’ll look into it!

Do you want to read my fanfic based around DEATH BATTLE itself? click here!

Thank you for reading, and I hope to see you next time for…

King vs Waa!

[raggedyoldwitch]

Moonlight and Love

Werewolf!peter Parker x vampire!reader

Word count:1180

“Ow (Y/n) that hurts can you not bite so hard?”

“Sorry I’m just a little more hungry than usual.”

Peter Parker, werewolf. (Y/n) (L/n), vampire. Yes it is weird that a werewolf and vampire are even in the same room of each other, but the fact that they are dating is a little to much for their respective communities to understand; so they kind of were kicked out left to fend for themselves. (Y/n) tries not to drink blood from strangers or just from other people because they can lose themselves sometimes and they might have killed a few people in their past, it’s something that will always bring hatred and guilt to (Y/n). Peter having only been a werewolf for almost two years is still always trying to adjust to his wolf like habits, also the full moon is a bitch. So (Y/n) and Peter have been helping each other with their problems, it would only make sense having them knowing each other since they were both pretty new to their supernatural personalities. Quick run down; went to school together, terrible accident for (Y/n), a misunderstanding from Peter and that’s a pretty vege run down of their lives; kinda what they tell anyone if they ask. They both were in their crappy apartment sitting in the living room on their somewhat comfortable couch; Peter sitting down, (Y/n) straddling his lap their mouth on his neck; at first it was them kissing his neck trying to give him a hickey because it’s always hard for them to stay on his neck with his healing abilities, but their hungry got the better of them and their fangs retraced and seeped in deep into one of Peter’s veins. Peter waas enjoying the feeling the feeling of their lovers lips on their neck sending shivers down his spine. Peter was always a shy boy still is even after being turned into a werewolf, but whenever in the presence of (Y/n) confidence always was able to overpower the shyness, yes it was still there it’s part of his charm, but the feeling of the soft lips that were dancing along his skin setting a fire a lit made him always know that (Y/n) is his till the end of time, more like the end of his time. Snapped out of self saddening thoughts by the feeling of fangs piercing his flesh, he jumped slightly grabbing onto (Y/n)’s waist to keep them from falling off his lap.

“Ow! Ow! (Y/n) stop that hurts, also I wasn’t ready you could have at least warned me if you were going in for a bite.”

To consumed by their hunger (Y/n) didn’t hear Peter speaking to them so they just sunk further into his neck loving the taste of his blood, tasting just how their Peter tastes from the outside; moaning from the pleasure Peter knew that they didn’t hear him and was never a good sign.

“(Y/n) you need to stop right now love okay? (Y/n), (Y/n)!”

Peter growled knowing that was the only way to fully get their attention when they were to deep in when consuming blood. (Y/n) pulled back with startled eyes, blood dripping from their lips and mouth onto their chin. Feeling the warm liquid drip onto their chin (Y/n) looked at Peter with scared eyes and began frantically wiping their mouth to try and get every single drop of blood out of their mouth.

“I-I’m sorry, I-I don’t k-know what c-came over me.”

(Y/n) started to sob knowing that they could have sucked Peter dry and killed him, the love of their life; only a monster would do that.

“I’m a monster.”

“Hey, hey don’t say that you just lost a little control that’s fine no ones dead.”

“But I have killed people before when I lost control.”

Peter began walking towards them knowing the stress of losing control, he's been there before. (Y/n) started to back up from Peter’s walking form not wanting to lay a finger on him in fear of hurting him again.

“Pete, stop where you are I don’t want to hurt you again.”

Peter smiled crookedly, slight tears forming in his eyes.

“You could never hurt me (Y/n).”

(Y/n) finally stopped moving and allowed Peter to embrace them, causing their tears to finally break from behind their damn. Peter just hugged them tightly pressing light kisses to their head whispering sweet nothings. (Y/n) started to slowly come down from their river of tears and was slowly falling asleep, Peter took notice.

“Come on. Let’s go cuddle, yea?”

All (Y/n) did was nod their head too tired to speak at the moment. Peter tugged (Y/n) by their right hand leading them to their shared bedroom, flopping down on their pretty shitty bed Peter pulled (Y/n) toward his body telling them “It’s fine, I’m fine.” (Y/n) laid down on the bed and Peter was about to place their head in the crook of his neck when they reacted saying,

“Nope my head is placed over yours, it’s better that way not easy for me to access your neck veins.”

Peter just went along with their suggestion not really minding it, your boy loves to be the one getting the cuddles. Peter could feel the anxiety rolling off of (Y/n) in waves making him a little sick and sad. (Y/n) was just running their fingers through Peter’s brown curls loving the soft feeling of them, lost in the feel of his hair (Y/n) didn’t hear Peter’s question.

“Hmm?”

“You know I fine right? I know you wouldn’t lose full control with me, plus I know how to get you off.”

“Yea I do know. I’m just scared about losing you because of me.”

Peter moved his body so he was able to met the (e/c) eyes of his lover, smiling softly almost sadly Peter said,

“You know I have a similar fear, but instead of it being because of me it would be the cause of time. You staying the same age and me growing old with you by my side, but also not. You know?”

(Y/n) just nodded scared their voice my crack. Peter pushes a lock of hair behind their eye cupping their cheek, he pulled them in for a kiss. It wasn’t one of fiery passion where they rip each other’s clothes off, it was one showing their love for each other that they wouldn’t very leave the other no matter what was happening in their lives, it will always be Peter and (Y/n). Peter pulled away slowly keeping his eyes closed savoring the feel and taste. He was then met with (Y/n)’s (e/c) orbs shining with love and happiness, Peter feel back into their neck letting his breath dance on their neck falling into a blissful sleep.

“Goodnight my Love.”

(Y/n) smiles kissing Peter head.

“Goodnight my moonlight.”

[sortagaysortahigh]

Im ab to vent ab my family and moving and how theyre cunts to me so if you dont care just scroll past ok? Ok

When your familys moving and they get literally everyone else something that they wanted in the new house but leave you w literal jack shit. I dont even care if i sound spoiled or materialistic bc genuinely my entire life ive gotten jack shit from my family like up until mid pandemic i had been paying at least $600 a month in living expenses for everyone else bc i was FORCED To and ive been doing it since I got my first “real job” when i was fucking 15. Now im expected to pay rent in some shitty house that i dont even like to literally have a room the size of my college dorm with a little ass closet, and all of my siblings have large rooms, one got the entire basement and fucking kitchen down there ans literally said he pays rent like bitch we all pay the same fucking amount of fucking rent and why tf do you even still live at home when you make close to 100k a year-the same mf who refuses LITERALLY REFUSES to help around the house and leaves me to do it all, the other got an entire fucking garage dedicated to his bullshit “engineering” or whatever he fucking calls it, then leta get into how im sharing a bathroom with 3-4 people when i literally have been working my ass off for everyone, oh and also cant forget how ive been raising my parents kids since i was fucking 15 when i worked 2 jobs and had to go to school on top of that, to still be raisimg their kids and told that when we move ill be taking care of the kids even more than i am now. Also lets talk about the fact that I can’t even have any private space bc the littlw shitshow of a room theyre putting me in is smack dab in the middle of the kids room and my loud ass brothers room. Oh and yk what the only thing i asked for was? Bitch i asked for a walk in closet bc i have a lot of art supplies and ahit but instead my cunt brother gets that plus the garage while i get a room that is I KID YOU NOT less than 8x10 in dimension-IT WAS USED AS A FUCKING OFFICE SPACE.

Oh and guess what? I was told that id be cutting the grass and cleaning the kitchen, not to mention also having to clean the bathroom which i already do now bc my lazy ass grown ass brothers cant clean up after themselves. Acting like we live ina. Fucking fraternity house. Oh and the room is so small that the pictures show a twin sized mattress stuffed next to a little ass desk and a desk chair. Thats literally all that fits. OH BUT THE REAL KICKER HERE theyre taking the actual other bedroom and using it as an office bc they “need more space” to work from home when in reality these bitches only use a laptop and headphones to work from home. Lets also get into the fact that this house is in a racist ass county, and in the videos of the trip there the entire neighborhood has american flags and a few blue lives matter flags. But yea ok definitely move there cause that just makes so much fucking sense.

And if you think im being a little bitch ab it this is the same family that has physically emotionally and verbally abused me my entire fucking life and then chucked out some apologies bc omg no we ahouldve done better for you. My literal father LEFT ME, bitch dont even know my birthday to this fuckin day and he spells my middle name wrong like hes not the stupid bitch who gave it to me. The only reason im FORCED to live with them is because i physically cannot afford a new lease rn and when i asked them to co-sign for me they laughed in my face and told me i waa the irresponsible one who should’ve known better than to end my previous one, as if i didnt have to drop out bc i was two days away from literally killing myself. But yeah they just oh so love me ao much huh? IM A FUCKING LIVE IN MAID

[xiii-jb-46]

I don’t wanna be a princess

A/N: Watching this movie about princess and it gave me an idea. I’ve decided to slightly change it alittle.

Warning: swearing (mildish)

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I looked in the mirror of my house. It was a mansion somewhere in Riverdale. I hated living here and I’ve been living here for only a week. My parents sent me to Riverdale to live as a normal girl untill I was 18. Which is pretty poor decision because I’m 16. I only have two years left, Who knows what they were thinking.

Now I know what you are thinking. Your pribably thinking my parents own a huge company, right? Well your not completely wrong. My parent’s are the biggest mobster in South California. Well technically my dad is, my mother was from another gang you may say is from Toronto. My uncle is boss for that one and our two gangs are very close.

“Y/N it is almost time for school,” My twin brother walks in wearing what he usually wears. Sweater and ripped jeans, “You excited to meet new people and live without the everyone thinking your gonna kill them?” He stood behind me with a smile.

“I didn’t kill him. You did so back off.” I pushed past him making sure to hit him in the process. He always blamed things on me just because I was born first. I was going to take over and I was ready for it. I think.

I got into his black Lamborghini. When I mean got into he basically forced me because he said we don’t walk to school. We arrived at our new school already drawing attention to ourselves.

“I hate you so much. I hope you know that Ryan.”

“I hate you too Y/N.” I got out slamming the door. I looked at my reflection fixing my adidas originals 3 stripped leggings. I looked at my red chill short sweater. I looked okay and I felt okay.

“You look like a whale.” Ryan was leaning against his side of the car.

“Shut up norbit.” I slung my bag on my shoulders and walked in the school. I hated the looks and stares. It made feel pressured to be what how my entire family is. Dangerous and violent.

“Wait up Y/N!” My stupid brother finally caught up and looked down at my maroon timberlands, “You look terribly ugly wearing those.”

“Okay try hard. At least I’m not being someone I’m not, poser.” I walked ahead leaving him. I went into the office and saw the most cutest guy. My heart was bounding so fast just looking at him. His hair fell perfectly on his face. The turtle neck reminded me of my brother but that can be removed. He looked good in those preppy clothes. He smiled and I melted right where I was standing. I could church bells and it was like I had found an angle. It was so perfect until my brother came along.

“Y/N I have your schedule.” I ignored him looking at the cute stranger. “Y/N? Water to whale?” I elbowed him in the stomach. I looked at him and pushed him down.

“Stop calling me a whale you twig.” I wripped my schedule out his hand and punched him in the nose. It isn’t the first time I’ve done it. Thank god no one was paying attention. Blood came down his nose and ran down his lip. He glared at me and stood up.

“You bitch. You wait till I tell father.”

“So what! We all know who he favours!” Now the entire office was looking at us.

“Oh so what! I don’t need his approval!” I didn’t care about the stares anymore.

“You are an idiot and I hope you realise it.” Kneed him in the stomache and left. I cant deal with him or we would end up trying to kill each other.

I walked behind the school and threw sticks at the tree. “Idiot brother! Hope he falls in a sink hole created by mother nature!” I stomped on the stick and screamed.

“You okay?” I lool behind me and saw the cute stranger.

“No my brother really knows how to get on my nerves.” He sits on a bench and I sit next to him.

“Well looks you know how to get on his. He is walking around school with a bleeding nose.” I laugh thinking about it.

“He is always calling me a whale or daddy’s favourite. I never asked for him to favour me. I don’t even want it.” He laughed looking down at me.

“Your cute, princess.” I smiled blushing. My heart raced and I couldn’t believe being here would be a blessing.

The next few weeks were a breeze I became close to the cute stranger who’s name is sweet pea. When I mean close I mean we had an unofficial thing. I became friends with Jughead, Toni, Fangs, Betty and Veronica. Not so much Archie. It felt like he was keeping something to himself and I didn’t like it.

My phone rang and I when I looked at the caller ID I frowned. My brother stared at me weirdly and look down at my phone. “You better answer.” I nod answering the call.

“Hello father.” I said joyfully.

“Hello darling. I’m coming to Riverdale to sort some things out with an old friends.” He hanged up and I knew once he finished things up we would leave and I didn’t want to. I stood up from my couch and walked to my bedroom. What am I going to do? I sighed flopping on my bed.

“Why is it so hard to choose? If I follow my heart I end up captured and dead. If I folloe my mind. I’ll be miserable.” I looked at the roof and watched the fan go around and around.

♤ ______________________ ♧

I was woken up by the sound of laughter and the smell of alchole and cigars. “So soon?” I look outside and see it was completely dark without a trace of any sun light. The moon barely visable in the corner of the window.

I got up and walked out to greet my parents but was surprised by an extra guest.

“Veronica? Archie?” I stared at her in disbelief.

“Y/N!?” She smiled as I took my seat next to Ryan. You would think she would have guessed I was here too if my brother was right here.

“Well this great. Our daughters know each other. We were just discussing about the serpents.” I gulped a little too loud.

“Whats wrong my dear?”

“Oh nothing they can be scary.” I pretend to hug Ryan as if I was scared and hebwould protect me. I heard Veronica’s little giggle.

“Well we were thinking of doing something about those serpents.” No please nothing dangerous.

“They are in the way of bussiness and we need them gone.” Ryan was trying so hard not to tell something and for father’s approval he would spill anything.

“Y/N knows a serpent and he is wrapped aeound her finger!” He burst out. I slapped the back of his head.

“Well this is going well then. You can use him to get him do your bidding and soon you will be in trusted and then from the inside we will crumble them their walls.” I stood up angrily

“No Father! I will not do your bidding for evil. I don’t care if you disown me. I will not break someones trust for you. Especially if I like them.”

“If you don’t, things will not go well for him. He may not even be alive.” His voice was calm without a trace of anger.

“Fine!"I ran up the stairs and cried myself to sleep. The next I didn’t bother with breakfast. I got ready and left for school. Without Ryan. He would just lecture me about how I disobeyed father and how he wouldn’t do that.

Regretfully I used Sweet pea and every night I cried myself to sleep. I can’t do it anymore but I was too deep to tell him. They had trusted me so much it was like I was one of them and by law Serpents never betray their own. My father was a good man but sometimes he could be cruel. My brother hated me deep down but he hid it away.

"Y/N you gonna eat?” I heard Ryan’s voice from the door.

“No. I’m not hungry.” He closed the door. The next day it was raining. I had barely made it inside without my hair getting wet. Veronica rushed to me with a worried look on her face.

“The serpents were suspended. They found out about the statue. They also found out about whag you had been doing Y/N.” I dropped my umbrella and ran to the south side. I didn’t care about the rain or the fact that when I find him. He wont want to see me at all.

Sweet pea was just about to walk in his tralier. “Sweets!” I yelled just 5 meters away. He looked back and walked in. I walked in just before he closed the door.

“What do you want Y/N?”

“To apologize.”

“Why so you can just break that too? I can’t believe you used me Y/N. After all the things I’ve done for you. I can’t believe I actually like you,” I looked down feeling all the regret I did all those nights, “you dont even care do you?”

“I do Sweet pea. I care so-”

“The why would you betray us!”

“Because! My father threaten to kill you! I love you Sweet pea and I didn’t want to see someone I care about die.” He looked at me shocked.

“Princess…”

“I cried every night because I regretted what I was doing. I held your life in my hands and one slip up would cost me. I hated it. I got to the point I regretted meeting you because I didn’t want this to happen. I didn’t want our unofficial love to end. I-” He grabbed my facd and kissed me on the lips with passion in eyes.

“We will protect you. Even if it means we all die. A serpent is never left to die.” I hugged him crying in his chest. The next few days were rough. My father found me and apologized to Sweet pea because my mother had found out what he did. My mother waa far scarier than my dad. I had told him I don’t want to be a mobster and he felt upset but agreed. My brother got what he wanted and I got what I wanted.

Finally I am at peace.

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