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#INDY SPOILERS#READ AT YOUR OWM RISK#this may seem heartless but#I don't feel really bad about Mutt being dead#I just feel bad about what it did to Indy's marriage#Mutt is literally one of the worst things about Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and that's saying a lot#I hated hom from the getgo#the only thing that kept me from outright despising him was that he was Indy's son#sad as that fact was#also Shia LeBeouf is a douchbag#so that didn't endear him to me#Helena as scummy as she was#was more of a daughter to Indy than Mutt could ever hope to be#also the so called critics are talking out of their asses about this movie#Boyd Holbrook alone was enough to justify seeing it~#also MADS MIKKELSEN?#TOBY JONES?#ANTONIO BANDERAS?#of course it's all subjective#you either like it or you don't#but I loved it so#take that how you will#okay I'm done now lol#there's probably typos#but I'm too lazy to fix them
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okay so first off. what does being "full on adults" have to do with disliking a character? like?? are we not allowed to dislike or criticize fiction once we cross the age of eighteen?
secondly, i love how they imply that we hate catra because of some sexist reason, but then lists mostly women among the characters who were immediately forgiven and faced no criticism from the viewers. so maybe it's not people "hating on complex female characters" maybe we just dislike poorly written ones.
and who said people don't hold hordak, scorpia, entrapta, etc accountable for their actions? we do, it's just that catra played a more important role in the story as the main villain and adora's love interest so obviously she's under more scrutiny.
we also see her commit more heinous crimes on screen, unlike scorpia and lonnie who were just following orders and hordak whose crimes were all lipservice. it's a lot easier to like a character who only committed heinous crimes off-screen. again, not justifying hordak's behavior, i just think the writers failed to make him an actual threat.
also i don't know how the nimona comics were but in the movie, ballister and ambrosius did have a relatively healthier relationship than catra and adora. mainly because ambrosius never hurt ballister on purpose and he genuinely felt guilty for his actions. even when he turned on nimona, he did it to protect ballister. he wasn't just using all forms of abuse on his boyfriend just for the fun of it, and excusing it by saying that he had a shitty childhood.
"(...) in terms of Catra, we saw the beginning of her redemption arc but she still worked towards it. She still took time to reflect, give genuine apologies to the Best Friends Squad, and turn around for the better."
i'm sorry? when did she apologize to the best friends squad? because i only remember her giving a half-assed apology to adora. glimmer and bow never got an apology from catra. glimmer especially deserved an apology because catra's actions led to her mother's death. also, i've already talked about how catra didn't actually change for the better and kept repeating her toxic habits, so i trust i don't have to say it again.
i do agree that in azula's case, the hate was more undeserved, mainly because none of her actions were justified by the narrative. and like op said, azula didn't have someone to offer her proper guidance.
(although i have to remind you, ursa never called azula a monster. she disapproved of azula's behavior but the monster part was just how azula perceived it. but i guess you know more about these shows than me, right?)
and that's where catra's actions can't be justified because she got multiple ways out, people in her life were constantly giving her chances, and she still chose to do evil. catra had all the resources she needed to become a better person, she was given opportunity after opportunity from the very first episode, and she still chose to participate in the war and chose to abuse and hurt people.
#its been a while since i dissected a long post#spop critical#spop salt#spop#spop discourse#spop criticism#she ra#anti spop#anti catradora#anti c//a#anti catra#anti stans
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would it be a bother to ask for a fic w a tomboy reader and william afton? ive been on such a kick w william afton x reader fics here since i watched the movie and i love all of them but i am not feminine in the slightest so if you could write one id be so grateful!! and age gap and size difference too would also be sooo 👌👌👌. thank you so much!!!
note ✧.* this was a lil hard for me to write considering im on the girly-er side so if anything looks weird in relation to the premise i apologize in advance!! also so sorry for getting this out a lil later than promised.
pairing ✧.* steve raglan / william afton x reader
cw ✧.* age difference (reader is 18-21, william is 45-50), degrading, spanking, approximately two slaps to the face, blow jobs, rubbing through jeans? idk what to call that, coming in pants (fem)
taglist ✧.* @dilfity
synopsis ✧.* while attending yet another meeting with your career counsellor, he has a few choice of words for you.
jeans (w. afton x reader)
you sit in mr. raglan's office, trying to sit straight up, legs crossed, not bouncing. he slightly shifts in his chair as he reads your file, moving his spinning chair from side to side, as he mentally scrutinizes your report. it's nerve-wracking. anyone in your shoes would feel this way, but the way he's intently reading over every little detail makes you squirm.
the worst part is, this isn't even the first time you've been in this exact position. it wouldn't be so bad if mr. raglan wasn't such a hard ass on you. always practically demanding answers of why you keep getting let go from the jobs he gives you, criticizing the tiniest details. nothing gets passed this guy, and yet here you are.
(there's something that almost riles you up about the way he talks to you, though. he has a habit of talking with those big hands of his in a way that makes your insides twist.)
"so you sit here in front of me..." he pipes up suddenly, looking at you then lifting a brow, "wearing jeans to a meeting, for christ sake, asking for yet another job, so what? you can get 'let go' again?"
"well, yes," you say, a little dumbstruck at his comment on your attire.
mr. raglan laughs shortly. "i got news for you, kid. people with your kinda track record don't exactly find jobs as easy as you think they do."
you hold back from rolling your eyes. your fists clench at your side angrily. you speak through gritted teeth, "look, i just need a job. i'll take anything, i'm desperate."
"hate to break it to you, but things just don't work like that—"
you've had it. "will you just stop being such an asshole and give me my damn options already?! i didn't come here to be lectured."
you're seething, breathless from your outburst. your heart is pounding but nothing can beat the jaw-slacked look on his face. there's a deafening silence that has you on the edge of your seat. then, shortly, "you come here for advice, and i'm giving it to you."
you want to say something again, you open your mouth to do so, but he raises a hand to silence you promptly. "you said you're desperate, hm? want my real, useful advice?"
you stare at him, not liking the direction of this conversation or his weirdly tone of dripping malice. "get the fuck on your knees then."
it's hot, you'll admit it. and he's the whole package too, total dad-i'd-like-to-fuck and all. this isn't your type of deal, but if he's gonna offer it to you, fuck it, you'll take it. you'll take everything this man gives you. "mr. raglan—" you say, purposefully furrowing your brows, trying to act scandalized for godsake—
"get your ass over here," he scoffs with a roll of his eyes.
you shut up, perking up at that, and make way to the open space between his legs. "look at you, you degenerate thing. on your knees for such a cause."
your head swims and the buzzing between your thighs becomes far too apparent to be ignored. but you're willing to wait for that relief. you part your lips expectantly, hoping he'd get the message to undo his pants and he just laughs at you. "filthy fucking thing wants my cock in her mouth so bad."
"uh-huh," you say, mouth still open.
he does away with all the restraints and guides his cock into your mouth. eagerly, you take him and lick up the underside of his dick, eliciting a groan from him. he makes a fist around your hair and guides your mouth up and down his cock, not caring about what you can and can't take and you fucking love it.
the noises of him hitting your gag reflex is music to the mouth of your ears. the way you push him out only for him to slide back in is truly a marvel. and the grunts, groaning, and degradations that come from him makes you want to take him even faster, more than what your body can handle, and he just laughs it off, commenting on much of an "eager, filthy thing" you are.
when you feel his helping hands thrust your mouth more erratically is when he decides to pull you off. he uses your hair to stand you up and practically shove you against the desk, back facing towards him. you yelp in pain, only adding to the ache in your stomach. he stands to his full height and you gulp. fuck, he's so much bigger than you, of course he can just throw you around like that. when you ask him if you should remove your clothes, he pauses for a moment, thinking. then, mischievously, "no, i want to make good use of those jeans."
curiously, you look back at him, but his fingers are pressing against your clothed pussy. he presses hard, letting the fabric grind on you. "oh, fuck," you moan.
"yeah? you like that?" he asks gruffly, rubbing your clit through your pants from side to side. usually this stimulation wouldn't be enough, but fuck you were so hot for him that you didn't care. "fuckin' dressed like a boy," he scoffs.
tears burn in your eyes, partly from his words, the other part from the stimulation. then he slaps you across the face. "i asked you a fucking question."
"yes!" you cry, moving a hand to rub at your stinging cheek. he grabs your hand and then slaps the other side of your face, just for fun. a few tears slip down your face at his physicality, but doesn't change that fact that you, "love it so much!"
"think you deserve to come?" he asks. "after that shit you pulled. you think you deserve it?"
you sniffle, knowing damn well what his answer's going to be. "well, i don't."
he removes his hands then promptly wipes them on his pants. you sob out, grasping for his hands but he pushes off of you. "you better come back with a better attitude if you expect anything more than what i gave you."
#asks#fnaf#fnaf x reader#five nights at freddy's#fnaf smut#william afton#steve raglan#william afton x reader#william afton smut
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Silence Can Be Good - Takashi Mitsuya
Word Count: 1375
Paring: Takashi Mitsuya x Gn! Reader
Summary: Having a speech impediment as an adult is difficult and sometimes you just need to go quiet.
Warnings: Reader has a speech impediment, mentions of criticizing someone for a disability
A/n: Hello, I want to start off by saying sorry for my absence. My ADHD is once again kicking my ass. Secondly, I want to make it clear I, THE AUTHOR, of this imagine have a speech impediment and so this is written from experience. Any double s’s that should be only one s or when you see ‘...’ it is supposed to represent pausing to find the right word. Even if I myself have a speech impediment, it was difficult for me to find a way to turn it into something you can read, so please be kind. Also I am aware that toge form jjk technically won the poll for this fic, but I’m sorry i couldn’t figure out how to make this story work with him. Anyways, please enjoy, remember my requests are open and as always remember to hydrate or diedrate.
It was normal for Takashi to come home from a long day at his studio and be greeted with music and the sounds of his partner playing video games in the living room. So when he opened the door to their shared apartment and was greeted by a deafening silence. “Y/n, I’m home.” He called out as he made his way through the apartment, taking note of Y/n’s keys and shoes thrown haphazardly by the door like always. When there was no response he suspected that Y/n had decided to take a nap after their long day at work and so he quietly made his way to their shared bedroom.
Opening the door, Takashi took a moment to let his eyes adjust to the darkness of the space. When he was able to make out shapes in the dark room he could see the outline of his partner curled up on the bed, and had it not been for the slight shudder in their shoulders he would have assumed they were in fact asleep; but Takashi knew better and so he quietly approached the bed sitting down behind them and turning on the bedside lamp. He gently nudged their shoulder to let them know he was there and when they rolled over and just buried their face in his side he made no move to stop them.
The two of them sat like that for a few minutes before Takashi broke the silence. “Do you want to talk about it?” He asked gently while running his fingers through their hair. Y/n just shook their head clinging to Takashi just a little tighter. It took him a moment but he slowly started to piece it together. In all their years together Y/n had only gone silent a handful of times. The main cause was normally when one of them had to go to the doctor, as Y/n has a fear of hospitals and being in them typically caused panic attacks. Seeing as the two of them were in the safety of their home, there was only one thing Takashi could think of that would cause Y/n to go nonverbal. Someone made fun of the way they talk.
Letting out a quiet sigh, Takashi began forming a plan to get Y/n to open up again. “Do you want to pick out a movie while I order dinner?” He asked looking down at where they had their face pressed to his chest. After a moment Y/n slowly pulled back, nodding as they grabbed the remote from Takashi’s outstretched hand. Takashi placed a gentle kiss on their check before grabbing his phone and ordering pizza from the little shop down the street that they always got.
When the pizza got there, the two continued to sit in relative silence while eating and watching the movie Y/n had picked for the night. Occasionally Takashi would ask if Y/n needed anything, sticking to questions that could be answered with only a nod of the head. He’d been through this before and while the first time it scared him, he was now accustomed to allowing Y/n to speak when they felt ready.
After the credits rolled and the leftover pizza was put away, Takashi retook his spot next to Y/n, ready to go to sleep and see if Y/n felt better in the morning. But before he could pull them close and fall asleep, he was stopped by Y/n’s quiet voice. “Do I talk like an … idiot?” They asked shyly, not looking at the lavender eyed male.
Taken aback by the sudden question, Takashi froze for a second. He knew their silence was because of something someone said to them about their speech, but it still shook him everytime he heard about it. “Not at all. You talk like everyone else, and if anyone says otherwise I’ll gladly have a chat of my own with them.” He said sitting up and pulling Y/n to lean into his side. “What brings this on?” He hoped to understand, not to confront the person who hurt his love, but so Y/n could just get the problem of their chest.
Sighing, Y/n took a moment to collect their thoughts, clearly trying to plan out each word before speaking. “While I was at work… s-a lady got up… got mad at me for ssomething that I didn’t do, a-and when becausse I had dealt with a bunch of angry cusstomers, I got overwhelmed and…” They paused as they realized they’d started slipping again. “You probably already can figure out what happened next.” Y/n finished, trying to end the story quickly before they started slipping and stuttering again.
Takashi nodded along, he knew that their speech impediment is a source of a lot of insecurity and anxiety for them so he wouldn’t push them to talk about it. “It’s okay you don’t have to talk if it’s too much for you right now.” He reassured, rubbing their back as they leaned further into him. “Just know that you just had an off day and that changes nothing about how strong you are. I can’t sit here and say I know what it’s like because I don’t, but I can tell you that you are incredibly brave. I don’t think I could handle having every word I say criticized for something I have no control over.” He spoke only the truth. He had heard first hand what people have called Y/n after even only a single mistake in a long winded sentence and he couldn;t imagine dealing with that nearly everyday.
Y/n nodded, before pulling away again, facing Takashi. “I just wish I could talk like everyone else.” They said, clearly concentrating on getting the words to work right. “I wish I didn’t have to think … so hard to not … sound like a two year old just learning to form a … sentence.” Their frustration was clear as they paused every few words to make sure the right sound came out.
They were so focused on getting their words out that they failed to notice the tears that had started to slowly roll down their face, only noticing when Takashi reached up and wiped one away. “I know it’s frustrating, but all you can do is let the bad days pass and keep moving forward.” He began, hoping they understood. “I know it upsets you when you have slip ups and I know it’s even more upsetting when people point it out and use it against you but you have to just let it pass. And if you can’t let it pass, let me know and I will gladly be your voice while you gather the energy to speak again.” He finished with a gentle smile. Y/n managed a matching smile and a small nod. This wasn’t the first time they had a conversation like this, and they both knew it wouldn’t be the last, but they relaxed at knowing that for now everything would be ok.
“Now, let's go to sleep and in the morning you’ll text your boss that you won’t be going in and you can have a ‘talking optional’ day. If you don’t want to talk you don’t have to, you can text or write down whatever you need from me and if you want to talk that’s up to you. How does that sound?” He asked slowly, positioning them both to begin laying down facing each other. Y/n thought on the offer, it was always nice after a rough speech day to take some time and reset their brain, so being offered an entire day where they could be nonverbal without problems was a dream. Deciding it was a great idea, they nodded quickly before cuddling closer to Takashi.
Feeling Y/n nod against his chest, he couldn’t help but laugh at their enthusiasm. “I’ll take that as a yes.” He said rhetorically as he placed a kiss to the crown of their head, already planning a day that would require little to no talking on Y/n’s part to truly give them a break from talking.
(dividers by cafekitsune)
#x reader#tokyo revengers x reader#newt writes#tokyo revengers mitsuya#takashi mitsuya x reader#mitsuya x reader#x gn! reader#tokyo rev x reader#mitsuya x gn! reader#tokyo revengers x gn reader#reader has speech impediment
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“Why don’t you like sasusaku, and Sakura”?
1: They claim sasuke retusden is canon even though the author of sasuke retusden has said it’s s not canon
2: bash other characters for being a housewife or likes sasuke
3: will attack you, bash you, harass you, and talk shit about you if you criticize or say anything about Sakura
4: would make post to prove that we are wrong and how we shouldn’t hate Sakura
5: would make fake facts and claim it’s canon
6: would say sasusaku was planned from the start even though it wasn’t
7. if you like hinata or tsunade, they will accused you that you only like them for their breasts
8. calls Tsuande, hinata or other characters that has big breasts a slut or whore
9 claim sekibeing arts as canon when sekibeing has said not to and said that will get him in trouble
10: attack sekibeing for drawing Sasuke and boruto and not sasuke with his family
11: you get called a misogyny if you don’t like sakura
12: they freak out and are so sensitive if you dare to call out Sakura gross behavior
13: Will bash and attack others will ships sasuke with someone else, ex: sasunaru, sasuhina, or sasukarin
14: would ship sakura with every male characters and from different anime’s male characters and gets pissed if they see Sasuke shipped with someone else
15: would put the blame on Sasuke or someone else if something bad happens to Sakura
16: claims sakura can beat Madara, Obito, kaguya, Hashirama, Karin, Konan, and other characters who are much stronger than her
17: Has a whole ass fucking problem with her body
18: would compare Sakura to other characters who is nothing like her
19: says naruhina is bad and they needed a movie while sasusaku didn’t, while sasusaku needed two or one novels to prove it. Even though both sasusaku and naruhina are both terrible ships
20: would call out hinata and Karin’s behavior but ignore Sakura behavior towards sasuke
21: would shit on Naruto and say that he is a horrible father but loves Sasuke who doesn’t care about his family
22: attack anyone who has a different opinion
that’s all for now, I will try to get some more of these. Also I’m not saying all sasusaku/sakura fans are like this, I’m saying the ones who acts like this especially on Pinterest and probably twitter, TikTok, and YouTube.
#anti sakura fandom#anti naruto novels#anti ss fandom#manga#anti sakura haruno#anti sakura#anti sasuke retsuden#anti sasusaku#anti ss#naruto manga
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Given the nature of my blog at this point, i tend to shy away from posting about media stuff. Buuuuut I think there are a lot of younger people experience this slightly "political" dude bro phenomenon so I kind of want to walk them through it. So Dawntrail the most recent ff14 expansion. Is actually pretty good. Now if you listen to some aspect of the community you are going to get some other........."perspectives" on that. Dawntrail is flawed, of course it is. This is the expansion that would have been in development during mid to post 2020 AND it's the expansion that needed to come around after Enwalker to build up the new story. Endwalker that spent YEARS building up to a climatic finish. What does this have to do with the first paragraph? Well, I'll tell you.
Dawntrail focuses on the story of a coming of age of a nontraditionally feminine woman lead Wuk Lamat (who is voiced by a trans voice actor) and we, the heroes of the world, are now going to help and take a back seat to this person. Who she and the entire expansion is based on Indigenous people from various parts of "America" so you know, they should be front a center and our out-of-town asses *should* take a seat in the back (some of you will read this and immediately go "oh that's why it's getting extra hate") If you do not know and was lucky enough to not be a woman or non cis het white male in the 90s trying to play video games or enjoy nerd culture....All of what I just stated is a big problem. Dude bros as I like to call them, (aka someone who you will always be curious if they were or would be part of Gamer Gate. Also please note a dude bro doesn't have to be a man...trust me on that) hate this kind of shit. They naturally feel threatened when the media's focus is not about them. So what do they do? They take legitimate criticism of something and BLOW IT THE FUCK UP. Suddenly that thing that was kinda annoying, is now just the fucking worst. A story beat drags on a little long? Worst media ever. A character has a minor plot hole? Worst media ever. dialogue a little blah at one point? Worst media ever. etc etc etc These are the same kinda people mind you who will write a 8 page essay how (insert average mid action movie here) is the most amazing masterpiece of a film. (which I don't really care about, but it shows that these people are not exactly the most objective purveyors of media arts as they like to claim to be when it's suddenly about their misogyny and white supremacy) I'm bringing this up cause I'll notice some well meaning people being confused saving things "well...I kinda get *this* part of the criticism but...not this other stuff. Why is it a big deal" or some version of this. They don't actually care that much, they just care that an Indegenous GNC cat woman is getting more screen time then their precious gods gift to Eorza WoL. If they had made this expansion about a white guy or our WoL and it wouldn't of gotten nearly the same level of backlash. People will disagree with me, but I'm sorry this is just a fact. And because this is the reading comprehension website, no it's not bad to dislike Dawntrail. No it isn't bad to think a character is annoying. But the patterns are there and the chances of this JUST being about the real issues is just fucking zero. You dont' spend that much time complaining about ONE character as the focus if it isn't about the bullshit dude bro gamer pride. Honestly given how fucking gay this game is I have no idea how these people play this game without burning up like a vampire touching sunlight ALSO...I'm a ex wow player who played that game for the story (I was 14, give me a break) from BC all the way up to 7.2. So I kinda know what i'm talking about when it comes to toxic dipshit gamer behavior *looks back at that last paragraph* god that's so fucking sad. Oh fun fact, according to Wuk Lamat's voice actor Sena Bryer, all voice acting for the new area in Dawntrail was given to Latino/Indigenous voice actors for every single character. (from this area of course) *edit* lol yeah anyone saying i'm wrong is just a fucking grifter or liar. Found this while looking something else up. You know it's bad when the god damn director has to step in and say "yo you little assholes cut it out" https://www.pcgamesn.com/final-fantasy-xiv-a-realm-reborn/naoki-yoshida-wuk-lamat
#dawntrail spoilers#ffxiv dawntrail#ff14#ffxiv#ff14 dawntrail#wuk lamat#If you are just an asshole dude bro I will block you#I'm getting old i'm not doing the same arguments from 2010#I'm sorry your previous baby WoL isn't the main focus.#we just saved the fucking planet#it'd be weirder if we were ffs
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HEY I KNOW YOUR WORKING IN MY OTHER REQUEST RN BUT HEADCANNONS ON WHAT DATING RANDY WOULD LOOK LIKE KINDA LIKE AN EXTENSION ON THE CUDDLING HEADCANNONS YOU JUST DID 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Randy Meeks Heacanons: Dating Randy would include.
Warnings: Swearing lol, probably typos or bad constructed english
Edited?: Like always, no.
Reader's pronouns: Not stated, gender neautral.
Summary: Dating Randy headcanons!!
Author's note: RANDYYYYYYYYYYYY not enough works for him, so i gotta keep up with his requests. also kudos to alex for requesting constantly with great ideas :) i had so much fun making these.
criticism, comments and reblogs are always appreciated! requests are open, especially for scream! hit that anon button and tell me your ideas. in the scream fandom, i write for billy loomis, stu macher, randy meeks, tatum riley, sidney prescott, mickey altieri, kirby reid, chad meeks martin, mindy meeks martin, tara carpenter, anika kayoko and laura crane.
a lot of forehead kisses
cheek kisses too
he just looks like the type. he's gotta go to class? have a cheek kiss. you're meeting up? cheek kiss. you made him laugh? cheek kiss. going to sleep? cheek kiss. whatever, cheek kiss.
him being rather shy at the beginning of your relationship, but growing bolder as the time passes.
holding hands!!!! he loves holding hands. he actually blushed the first time you guys held hands, he's that cute.
getting along with his little sister martha!!! even teaming up against him with her lmao.
lots of dates, and a lot around getting food/eating/cooking/going to restaurants.
but i'm also not gonna lie, movies and dates are a big deal.
movie marathons! movie nights! going to the theater!
cuddling with randy (headcanons here)
you better not like guilty pleasure movies too much because if he has to cinematically roast you HE WILL.
learning a lot about movies and cinematography because he doesn't shut the fuck up.
but it's not like you want him to shut up like, ever.
competing to see who can insult people more 'culturally'
(like homo-repressed mama's boy, creepy tarantino film student, leatherface, pussy ass-wet-rag)
he likes dancing with you and will do so with absolutely every excuse he can think of.
the kind to get drunk, flirt with you and get really sad when you tell him you have a very loving boyfriend (he doesn't realize that's him)
really sweet
if he ever meets your parents, he'll most probably win them over. he's still walking on eggshells around them.
compliments you/what you're wearing every single day.
even if it's just your socks, he always says something nice to you.
he's so greatful to have you.
the type to walk out of arguments when things get heated, before any of you can say anything you'd regret.
he adores you, he could listen to every single thing you say for the rest of his life.
randy doesn't care if you're just talking about your favorite type of pen, he'll listen like you're trusting him with the secrets of the universe.
he remembers a lot of little details because of this.
call him 'pretty boy' and he'll be yours forever.
not a cheater :) (THE BARE MINIMUM---)
he rarely ever lies to you. he'd let you go down to the basement with him in a horror movie, and that's a shit lot of trust.
quotes different romantic dialogues from different movies, but it's always at the most unexpected/worst timing.
he's so goofy i love him.
always making sure you're okay, no matter where you at. it doesn't have to be a frat party for him to worry about your well-being
randy walks you everywhere, no matter how impractical that can be.
especially at night. he doesn't want you to go out alone when it's dark.
overall, he's a really good boyfriend, although i'm not getting involved with the angsty stuff.
#randy meeks#randy meeks x reader#randy meeks x reader fluff#randy meeks headcanons#headcanons#jamie kennedy#randy meeks x reader headcanons#randy meeks imagine#scream#scream 1#scream 1996#scream 2#scream 1997#scream franchise#scream fandom#scream x reader#randy meeks is the best but he's so underappreciated#niche characters#lu writes#writing#my writing#alex ghost
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alright sorry to be a bitch about casting, but i’m gonna bc i do think it’s important to illustrating the feel of a character (if you come to me to bitch and whine about black annabeth get the fuck off my lawn). myself and others have already talked at length about the writing of the series, so if you’re looking for more weighty criticism, just scroll thru the pjo crit tag, now is my time to be a stickler for details, and this is a live action show, a visual medium, the casting is important for reasons beyond an actor’s ability to deliver lines. embodying the character purely in an actor’s personality isn’t enough—they need to physically feel like they could be this person to really sell it (there’s also something to be said abt not having to cast someone who supposedly feels like the character they’re playing just as themself—it’s called acting for a reason, but i digress).
just. take in the official viria pjo art of sally jackson.
look at this woman. look at her!! that is MOTHER. that is the woman who worked herself to the bone to single handedly raise perseus jackson, flaws and all. that is the woman who rocked up to the battle of manhattan with a shotgun and A WILL. that is the woman poseidon himself called a queen amongst women and offered a palace to. with warm lighting only outshone by her reassuring smile and the candle of percy’s blue birthday cupcake—that’s sally jackson. the composition of it, her pose and welcoming smile, makes the viewer feel like we are percy jackson, and it’s our birthday we’re being beckoned to join in the celebration of, a special moment between mother and child.
now look at this woman.
i feel like i’ve had this english teacher before, asking me why my autistic ass was tweaking out in the middle of her lesson on iambic peranimeter. i’m sure she’s a nice lady in real life, it’s nothing against her as a person or her skills as an actress, to me she just lacks the warmth and gentleness crucial to sally jackson’s feel as a character. that is my own subjective take. she doesn’t make my shoulders relax at the sight of her. her smile doesn’t make the tightness in my chest go away. looking at this sally jackson, i feel everything her character ISN’T meant to embody. i start feeling stressed out. like everything is somehow a lesson and she has grand expectations of my answer. and the script does NOT do her any favors with lines like “you decide how ugly this gets” at VERY MINOR “outbursts” of percy’s. paired together, the script and the casting, we get what feels more like all the chastising teachers in percy’s life rather than his loving and patient MOTHER. and i don’t wanna hear another one of y’all defend this depiction as more accurate to parents of ND children or i’m gonna lose it.
now finally, look at this woman.
we can bash the pjo movies for all their inaccuracies and adaptation flaws, but if there’s one thing they nailed, it’s sally jackson. the kind eyes. the welcoming and reassuring gaze. a tired yet inherently trustworthy face. she’s so open. she feels so special, so giving, even if she herself has little. i can see myself laughing in her kitchen, making seven-layer dip or blue cookies. i can see her handing me an extra few jelly beans after a long shift at the candy store. i can see myself as percy jackson, able to put aside another school expulsion because that’s my mother and she’ll never let me doubt she loves me. i can see why poseidon, god of the sea, would fall in love with her in a way he hadn’t in thousands of years. i can see him offering her the world.
i don’t know if this casting impacted the official art, it did come first, maybe that’s a well-known fact and i just sound like a jackass—nor is official art is the end all be all (looking the og official pjo art dead in the eyes)—but this woman just deeply strikes me as the same sally jackson as the one in viria’s art and the pjo books. she’s sally jackson in ways show sally vehemently just… is not.
#pointing at show sally#this woman looks like she’ll yell at me#this woman looks like she’s going to tell me to wait outside in the hall to talk after class#just because rick riordan slapped a ‘sally jackson’ name tag to her does not magically make her feel like sally jackson to me#literally any other depiction of sally jackson? mom. momma.#that’s my mother she’s taking me to montauk now#anyways school has been busy as hell ik i have people to get back to and asks to answer i just wanted to crank out a quick post#that i’ve been wanting to get to for a while#pjo show crit#pjo tv crit#ris raves
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New but old? info: In a Q&A call on Viv’s Patreon back in December she said Leviathan would be a super chill, surfer bro-type, ya know the ones you’ll see in those old Beach movies? Yeah Like that. And Mammon was also designed as large to be a middle finger to the people who say she can only design one body. 
I don’t really have anything to say about Leviathan, (again, her interpretation) but if the Mammon stuff is true? First of all….I’m honestly not even hyping his design up that much like others are. We’ve only seen this dude’s silhouette and it could still be ass for all we know when it drops, second…sorry Viv but I’m not giving you a cookie just for drawing a circle for once. Like…wow, you have canonically now……2……plus sized characters in an endless world of twinks? (Slow claps). And what? Now you’re saying she only did it just out of spite? Yeah okay, so professional Viv, flipping off the people who give you constructive criticism.
Also I’m sorry but….I’m getting into nitpick territory, but this body shape ain’t all that to me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m finally fucking glad we’re getting a character that I can’t snap in half, but with all the hype, this is a very standard body shape, it’s literally just, a circle, 4 stick arms and 2 stick ish legs. I’ve seen Viv do this kind of design way back when, it’s really just…not all that to me I’m sorry.
He is only a silhouette still, but I ain’t giving Viv the benefit of the doubt, sorry, I’ve done that multiple times and look where we are now, a furry OC that’s supposed to be Beezlebub. We all remember how Viv said she’s afraid of everyone’s reaction to Mammon since he’s big and “ugly” and not what people are going to think, (also saying he has Grimace from McDonald’s vibes) but….we’re talking about the same Vivziepop who’s afraid of drawing more wrinkles on her characters. The same Vivziepop who makes her middled age men look like teenaged twinks. The same Vivziepop who said herself that she doesn’t even like muscular men. The same Vivziepop that’s afraid of making one single character look un-fuckable or unattractive, since that’s what this entire show hinges on. Not ganna fall for it lol.
Also regarding the “she can only draw one body type” how much you wanna bet she got help by a crew member with this design?
#vivziepop critical#spindlehorse critical#helluva boss critique#helluva boss criticism#helluva critical#helluva boss critical#vivziepop criticism#reply#ask
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The Hunter and the Witch: Dean Winchester x fem! reader
Description: When Dean gets a call from a friend the boys and Y/N go to investigate a plane that crashed under mysterious circumstances.
Warnings: cannon violence, talk of plane crashes, demons, exorcism, reference to sexual themes (but nothing sexual happens at all like not even a little bit), comfort, aerophobia, one bed trope 🤨
Tag list: @jesllianaquilesrolonsworld, @okayiamkassandra, @fablesrose
Word count: 7,792
Authors note: I am so so sorry this took forever to get out, and i’m not even that happy with the turn out at least for some parts of this chapter. I will be working harder to make it better, please let me know what you guys think: criticism is welcome
The Phantom Traveler
(Masterlist, Previous Chapter, Next Chapter)
The sound of the door opening along with movement beside me wakes me from my sleep. My eyes flicker open slowly only to be met with Dean prompt on one arm practically leaning over me with his hand underneath his pillow.
“Morning, Sunshine!” I hear Sam’s voice call out.
I rub my eyes, turning my head towards Sam’s voice who’s standing in the doorway with a tray of drinks and a baggy of something.
“Hi Sammy” I responded lightly, still adorned with sleep.
“What time is it?” Dean asks him. Which reminds me of the fact that we slept in the same bed the night before, there was only one room left and we were all too tired to go looking for another motel so Dean suggested I bunk with him. And it’s not like we hadn’t slept together growing up, whether on purpose or during a movie.
“Uh, it’s about five forty-five.” Sam answers, kicking his shoes off.
“In the morning?” Dean asks again.
“Yep” Sam answers simply.
“It’s too early” I grumble, sinking further into the hoodie I had worn to bed.
Dean huffs a laugh, “Where does the day go?” He sits up leaning on the headboard, “Did you get any sleep last night?”
“Yeah, I grabbed a couple of hours.” Sam responds.
“Liar. 'Cause I was up at three, and you were watching a George Foreman infomercial.” Dean confronts.
“Hey, what can I say? It's riveting TV.” Sam reasons.
“Lying again!” I add, still lying down.
Dean looks down at me before looking back at Sam, “When was the last time you got a good night's sleep?”
“I don't know, a little while, I guess. It's not a big deal.” Sam shrugs.
“Yeah, it is.” Dean answers and I nod my head in agreement, well the best I can nod lying down.
“Look, I appreciate your concern—“ Sam started getting cut off by Dean, “Oh, I'm not concerned about you. It's your job to keep my ass alive, so I need you sharp.” Dean lies, he is most definitely worried.
But Sam just shrugs. So Dean pushes further, “Seriously, are you still having nightmares about Jess?”
Sam crosses the room, sitting on the other bed, handing Dean two drinks. I sit up quickly taking my drink from Dean as Sam responds, “Yeah. But it's not just her. It's everything. I just forgot, you know? This job. Man, it gets to you.”
“You can't let it. You can't bring it home like that.” Dean tells him, taking a sip of his drink that is most definitely coffee.
“So, what? All this it...never keeps you up at night?” Sam asks, leaning forward.
Dean shakes his head.
“Y/N?” Sam asks.
“Yeah…It does. I mean you can try to not let it bother you but it’s not so simple, not healthy either” I take a deep breath, “Man, we need therapy”, looking down at my cup instead of confronting the boys directly. I take a careful sip from my drink, hot chocolate, making a mental note to thank Sammy for it.
“Exactly. So Dean, really you’re never afraid? Never?”
“No, not really.” Dean replies the same answer.
Sam gives him a look reaching under Dean's pillow, pulling out a large hunting knife holding it up as evidence.
I almost spit out my drink, “When did you put that there!”
Dean takes the knife back, looking between Sam and I as he spoke, “That's not fear. That is precaution. And also when you went to change in the bathroom”
“All right, whatever. I'm too tired to argue.” Sam answers, leaning back on his hand while the other holds his drink (also probably coffee).
“Amen.” I add, focusing on my drink now.
Suddenly Dean’s phone rings, he answers it almost immediately.
“Hello?
…
Oh, right, yeah. Up in Kittanning, Pennsylvania, the poltergeist thing. It's not back, is it?
…
What is it?”
The conversation ends quickly and Dean explains that some guy he helped a while back named Jerry Panowski needed our help.
We change and pack up our things, heading out to this Jerry guy.
“Thanks for making the trip so quick. I ought to be doing you guys a favor, not the other way around. Dean and your dad really helped me out.” Jerry, a short guy who’s balding, speaks
“Yeah, he told me. It was a poltergeist?” Sam asks him, causing a random guy to call back a response, “Poltergeist? Man, I loved that movie.”
Jerry snapped at the worker, “Hey, nobody's talking to you. Keep walking.” He sighs continuing, “Damn right it was a poltergeist, practically tore our house apart. Tell you something, if it wasn't for you and your dad, I probably wouldn't be alive. Your dad said you were off at college. Is that right?”
“Yeah, I was. I'm—taking some time off.” Sam stammered.
“Well, he was real proud of you. I could tell. He talked about you all the time.” Jerry answered.
“He did?” Sam asks.
“Yeah, you bet he did. Oh, hey, you know I tried to get a hold of him, but I couldn't. How's he doing, anyway?” Jerry asks.
“He's, um, wrapped up in a job right now.” Dean responds, coming up with a quick lie.
“Well, we're missing the old man, but we get Sam and, uh, Y/N right? More than an even trade, huh?”
Dean laughs and I nod my head in conformation on the name bit.
“Well anyways I got something I want you guys to hear.” He leads us into his office nearby.
“I listened to this. And, well, it sounded like it was up your alley.” Jerry explains putting a CD into a drive.
“Normally I wouldn't have access to this. It's the cockpit voice recorder for United Britannia flight 2485. It was one of ours.” He presses play
“Mayday! Mayday! Repeat! This is United Britania 2485—immediate instruction help! United Britanis 2485, I copy your message—May be experiencing some mechanical failure…” The recording ends with a loud whooshing sound.
“Took off from here, crashed about two hundred miles south. Now, they're saying mechanical failure. Cabin depressurized somehow. Nobody knows why. Over a hundred people on board. Only seven got out alive. Pilot was one. His name is Chuck Lambert. He's a good friend of mine. Chuck is, uh...well, he's pretty broken up about it. Like it was his fault.” Jerry explains further.
“You don't think it was?” Sam asks him.
“No, I don't.” He answers simply.
“Jerry, we're gonna need passenger manifests, um, a list of survivors.” Sam informs him.
“And would it be possible for us to take a look at the wreckage” I add on asking.
“The other stuff is no problem. But the wreckage...fellas, the NTSB has it locked down in an evidence warehouse. No way I've got that kind of clearance.” Jerry tells us, and despite not being able to see the wreckage he’s extremely helpful. What a kind man.
“No problem.” Dean frowns.
Sam and I wait outside a Copy Jack for Dean, already having waited for maybe forty-five mins. Dean finally exits.
“You've been in there forever.” Sam complains and I nod in agreement.
“You can't rush perfection.” Dean smiles holding up three ID’s, fake ones at that.
Dean hands us our respected ID’s with a fake name, fake information but actual photos of us.
“Homeland Security? That's pretty illegal, even for us.” Sam comments, looking at his ID badge.
“Yeah, well, it's something new. You know? People haven't seen it a thousand times.” Dean reasons, rounding the car to get in.
“It’s not like you haven’t been FBI Agents” I remarked as I got into the car.
“I get it. We’re criminals.” Sam responded monotone.
“Yeah we are!” I celebrate.
Sam huffs a laugh, an almost disappointing laugh.
“All right, so, what do you got?” Dean asks, changing the subject.
“Well, there's definitely EVP on the cockpit voice recorder.” Sam answers.
“Yeah?” Dean asks.
“Listen.” Sam plays the tape, which he had edited to pull out a scratchy voice, “No survivors!”
“"No survivors"? What's that supposed to mean? There were seven survivors.” Dean questions.
“Maybe there wasn’t meant to be any survivors and it could be going back to, you know, uh, take care of them” I suggest.
“Maybe.” Sam adds. The car went quiet as if the boys were going over the possibilities in their heads.
Dean breaks the silence, “Are you thinking a haunted flight?”
“There's a long history of spirits and death omens on planes and ships, like phantom travelers. Remember flight 401?” Sam informs.
“Right. The one that crashed, the airline salvaged some of its parts, put it in other planes, then the spirit of the pilot and copilot haunted those flights.” Dean answers.
“Right. So maybe we got a similar deal.” Sam adds.
“All right, so, survivors, which one do you want to talk to first?” Dean asks.
“Third on the list: Max Jaffey.”
“Why him?”
“Well, for one, he's from around here. And two, if anyone saw anything weird, he did.” Sam lists out.
“What makes you say that?”
“Well, I spoke to his mother. And she told me where to find him.”
Max walks with a cane slightly in front of us, having joined him in the garden of the Riverfront Psychiatric Hospital.
“I don't understand. I already spoke with Homeland Security.” He tells us.
“Well, some new information came up. So we’d just like to ask you a couple of questions.” I answer softly.
“Just before the plane went down, did you notice anything...unusual?” Sam adds jumping right into the questions.
“Like what?” He asks.
“Strange lights, weird noises, maybe. Voices.” Dean lists out.
“No, nothing.” Max answers, though not very convincingly.
“Mr. Joffey—“ Dean began getting cut off,
“Jaffey.” Max corrects.
“Jaffey. You checked yourself in here, right?” Dean asks and Max nods.
“Can I ask why?” Dean pushes.
“I was a little stressed. I survived a plane crash.” Max answered simply.
“Uh huh. And that's what terrified you? That's what you were afraid of?” Dean presses further.
“I...I don't want to talk about this anymore.” Max stammers. But Dean keeps pressing, “See, I think maybe you did see something up there. We need to know what.”
“No. No, I was...delusional. Seeing things.” Max answers, eyes wide.
“It's okay. Then just tell us what you thought you saw, please.” Sam offers, going the much nicer way.
“There was...this—man. And, uh, he had these...eyes—these, uh...black eyes. And I saw him—or I thought I saw him...
He opened the emergency exit. But that's...that's impossible, right? I mean, I looked it up. There's something like two tons of pressure on that door.” Max explains, tripping over his words.
“This man, uh, did he seem to appear and disappear rapidly? It would look something like a mirage?” Sam asks.
“What are you, nuts?” Says the guy who believes he was delusional and needed to check himself into a psychiatric hospital.
“He was a passenger. He was sitting right in front of me.”
Our questions ended soon after we got the name of the passenger in front of Max.
The Impala pulls up in front of his house.
“Here we are. George Phelps, seat 20C.” Sam announces.
“Man, I don't care how strong you are. Even yoked up on PCP or something, no way you can open up an emergency door during a flight.” Dean announces as we get out of the car.
“Opening the door while the plane is at an altitude of 10,000 or more, is impossible. I mean that’s an added 24,000 pounds of pressure, to a door that’s already on average 34 pounds, as a result of air pressure.” I inform, reciting something I had read.
Both boys turn to me with a questioning look, “I like fun facts” I shrug.
“Well that would be possible if you weren’t human. So maybe this guy George was something else. Some kind of creature, maybe, in human form.” Sam suggested.
Dean deadpans, looking at Sam, “Does that look like a creature's lair to you?”
Sam looks at the house, an ordinary white paneled home,and then back at Dean shrugging.
Sam rings the doorbell, a woman with shoulder length brown hair invites us in.
“This is your late husband?” Sam asks Mrs. Phelps, picking up a frame photo of a brunette man.
“Yes, that was my George.” She answers sniffling.
“And you said he was a...dentist?” Dean confirms
“Mm-hm. He was headed to a convention in Denver. Do you know that he was petrified to fly? For him to go like that…” Mrs.Phelps admits.
“How long were you married for?” I ask.
“Thirteen years.” She smiles sadly.
“In all that time, did you ever notice anything...strange about him, anything out of the ordinary?” Sam adds.
“Well...uh, he had acid reflux, if that's what you mean.” She answers maybe a little too truthfully, and I have to stop myself from laughing.
We come down the front steps, having no helpful information.
“I mean it goes without saying. It just doesn't make any sense.” Sam announces.
“A middle-aged dentist with an ulcer is not exactly evil personified. You know what we need to do is get inside that NTSB warehouse, check out the wreckage.” Dean suggests.
“Okay. But if we're gonna go that route, we'd better look the part.” Sam adds with a smirk.
My face breaks out into a smile, “Cue the montage!”
My new heels click loudly on the pavement, catching the eyes of onlookers.
I had wandered off to find a clothing store for women that would have more professional clothing that I was looking for, while the boys were at some store called “MORT’S for style”.
I retrace my steps back to where I had left the brothers, seeing them standing outside the store fixing their suit jackets. Even though I only saw some of them from where I was walking from I had to say they cleaned up nice.
“What the hells taking Y/N so long?” I hear Dean complain his back towards me as he fidgets with the cuffs of his sleeves.
I approached closer only stopping about four feet behind Dean.
Sam’s eyes caught mine as he looked behind his brother’s shoulder, his eyes widening.
“Sorry, Dean.” I say looking up through my eyelashes, even though his back was towards me still.
He turned towards me, his lips ready to form words that never left his mouth, whatever he was going to say died on his tongue the second he had seen me.
His eyes widened for a fraction of a second before turning to a more lidded stance, accompanied by a devilish smirk as his eyes ran up and down my figure. I hadn’t thought there was anything special about wearing a white button up and a black pencil skirt that ended near my mid thigh, but the way he’s looking has me questioning my knowledge on such things.
I feel my cheeks turn hot and I suddenly feel exposed by the way he’s looking at me. I tug on the hem of my skirt, pulling it down slightly, seemingly pulling Dean out of whatever odd trance he had been in.
He clears his throat and yet his voice still comes out a little tight, “We should go”.
I hum in agreement, only now realizing that Sam was already ahead of us and getting into the car.
We enter the warehouse, my heels still noticeably clicking, showing our “homeland security badges” to the security guard who nods and lets us in.
The warehouse is huge and yet still cluttered with plane wreckage.
Dean pulls out an odd device, plaguing the attached earbuds in his ears.
“What is that?” Sam asks the question we’re both thinking.
“It's an EMF meter. Reads electromagnetic frequencies.” Dean informs, holding up a rackity device.
“Yeah, I know what an EMF meter is, but why does that one look like a busted-up walkman?” Sam questions further, eyebrows scrunched.
“'Cause that's what I made it out of. It's homemade.” Dean grins, shaking it a little.
“Okay D.I.Y King.” I laugh, nudging his arm.
“I’m just going to accept that” Dean nods, going off to move his creation around for EMF readings.
“Check out the emergency door handle.” Dean calls out revealing a yellow dust like thing on the handle.
“What is this stuff?” Dean asks, scratching at the odd yellow substance.
“Why would you touch it?” I ask him, he looks at me and shrugs.
“Well there’s one way to find out what it is.” Sam scrapes some of the yellow dust off with a pen putting both into a little clear baggy.
He puts the bag in his pocket when suddenly the door we entered slams open, several security guards with guns enter. We all share a panic look before swiftly sneaking out of the room.
With our backs pressed to the walls tightly we found a way outside. We peer around a corner seeing no one in sight, giving us the go to start walking towards the gated exit. Then suddenly a loud alarm blared, turning our “causal” walking into a run.
My heels hit the ground hard with every stride I took, hoping they wouldn’t break. But with each careful movement I knew my heels were slowing me down. I stopped a brief moment kicking them up before carrying them in one hand as I continued after the men in front of me.
Reaching the gate Dean took his suit jacket off, his muscles flexing under the white button shirt he wore. He threw his jacket over the barbed wire at the top of the fence, Sam already climbing the gate.
Dean makes eye contact with me, and without words he gets down on one knee offering me his cupped hands to lift me up the gate. I accepted it and with one hand carrying my heels I hurried up the fence, swinging my leg over the jacket covered bar wire, and despite the shorts I wore underneath the skirt I still hoped I wasn’t flashing him.
I feel Dean following closely behind me as I land, stumbling slightly, on the hard concrete my feet aching from the drop without shoes.
“Well, these monkey suits do come in handy.” Dean says, having grabbed the jacket on his way over the fence. He takes a half a look back and takes off running, Sam follows closely behind being able to catch up with his long legs as I hurry after the boys.
Jerry looks at the yellow stuff through a microscope, hunched over. We watch the screen that's projecting what the microscope sees.
“Huh. This stuff is covered in sulfur.” Jerry announces.
“You're sure?” Sam asks.
“Take a look for yourself.” Jerry offers but before anyone could move there’s sounds of banging coming from outside the office as well as a voice cursing out, “You effin' piece of crap…”
“If you fellows will excuse me, I have an idiot to fire.” Jerry huffs, teeth clenched.
As Jerry leaves Dean wanders over to the microscope looking into it.
“Hmm. You know, there's not too many things that leave behind a sulfuric residue.” Dean mumbles.
“Demonic possession?” Sam asks.
“Oh, that would definitely explain how a regular dude would have the strength to open up an emergency hatch.” I answer.
“This goes way beyond floating over a bed or barfing pea soup. I mean it's one thing to possess a person, but to use them to take down an entire airplane?” Dean stated.
“You ever heard of something like this before?” Sam asks him.
“Never.” He replies
“That’s comforting” I remark.
We were in full research mode, the motel room walls taped with article clippings and images. Papers strewn access the beds and tables. Sam’s on his bed researching on his computer, while Deans reading a book on demon mythology sitting on his bed.
I’m sitting at the small table in the room with a notepad and two open books in front of me, with titles I'm not entirely sure of.
“So, every religion in every world culture has the concept of demons and demonic possession, right? I mean Christian, Native American, Hindu, you name it.” Sam speaks out.
“Yeah, but none of them describe anything like this.” Dean adds.
“Well, that's not exactly true. You see, according to Japanese beliefs, certain demons are behind certain disasters, both natural and man-made. One causes earthquakes, another causes disease.” Sam informs
Dean gets up,“And this one causes plane crashes?
All right, so, what? We have a demon that's evolved with the times and found a way to ratchet up the body count?”
“I guess there isn’t really a way of knowing just how many planes it’s brought down before this one.” I answered
Dean snorts, turning away.
“Hey” I whine thinking he’s poking fun at what I said, my eyebrows scrunching.
“I don't know, man. This isn't our normal gig. I mean, demons, they don't want anything, just death and destruction for its own sake. This is big. And I wish Dad was here.” Dean announces, my face relaxing at the clarification.
“Yeah. Me too.” Sam hums, looking back down at his computer just as Dean’s phone rings.
He answers,
“Hello?
…
Oh, hey, Jerry.
…
Wha—Jerry, I'm sorry. What happened?
….
Where'd this happen?
….
I'll try to ignore the irony in that.”
Me and Sam throw each other a questioning look.
Dean’s conversation continues,
“Nothing. Jerry, hang in there, all right? We'll catch up with you soon.”
As he hangs up Sam asks him, “Another crash?”
“Yeah. Let's go.” Dean confirms.
“Where too?” I ask, closing the books and my laptop.
“Nazareth.” He answers.
Jerry is again looking through his microscope.
“Sulfur?” I ask, wanting to confirm. Jerry nods, simply.
“Well, that's great. All right, that's two plane crashes involving Chuck Lambert. This demon sounds like it was after him.” Dean announces.
“With all due respect to Chuck, if that's the case, that would be the good news.” Sam adds, crossing his arms in front of his chest.
“What's the bad news?” Dean asks him, turning in his direction.
“Chuck's plane went down exactly forty minutes into flight. And get this, so did flight 2485.” Sam answers, my eyes widening at the realization.
“Forty minutes? What does that mean?” Jerry questions, looking between the three of us.
“The number typically symbolizes a period of trial or testing, like in Noah’s Ark it rained for forty days and forty nights.” I recall, speaking with my hands.
“Along with death” Dean joins in.
“I went back, and there have been six plane crashes over the last decade that all went down exactly forty minutes in.” Sam informs.
“Any survivors?” Dean asks him.
“No. Or not until now, at least, not until flight 2485, for some reason. On the cockpit voice recorder, remember what the EVP Said?” Sam adds.
“ ‘No survivors’… Y/N you were right, it’s going after all the survivors. It's trying to finish the job.” Dean recalls.
Darkness surrounds the car, our only source of light being the headlights as we drive through the night.
Sam’s on the phone contacting the survivors.
“Really? Well, thank you for taking our survey, And if you do plan to fly, please don't forget your friends at United Britannia Airlines. Thanks.” Sam says, sounding peachy as he lies to the woman on the phone.
He hangs up, “All right. That takes care of Blaine Sanderson and Dennis Holloway. They're not flying anytime soon.”
“So our only wildcard is the flight attendant Amanda Walker.” Dean acknowledges, not taking his eyes off the road.
“Right. Her sister Karen said her flight leaves Indianapolis at eight pm. It's her first night back on the job.” Sam adds.
“You know I can’t decide if that’s really brave or stupid of her.” I say
“Either way, that’s just our luck” Dean grumbles.
“Dean, this is a five-hour drive, man, even with you behind the wheel.” Sam replies.
“Call Amanda's cellphone again, see if we can't head her off at the pass.” Dean offers.
“I already left her three voice messages. She must have turned her cellphone off.
God, we're never gonna make it.” Sam sighs.
“We'll make it.” Dean answers, pressing down on the gas pedal.
We rush through the airport, stopping only to look up at the Departure board.
“There! They’re boarding in thirty minutes.” I point at the screen above us, trying to catch my breath.
“Okay. We still have some cards to play. We need to find a phone.” Dean adds, turning in a circle until he spots a courtesy phone.
He picks up the phone while Sam and I wait on standby, “Hi. Gate thirteen.
I'm trying to contact an Amanda Walker. She's a flight attendant on flight, um…” He trails off.
Sam quickly pulls out a marker writing numbers on his hand before holding it up for Dean to read, “flight 4-2-4.”
Dean taps his finger on the phone as he waits,
“Come on.
…….
Miss Walker. Hi, this is Dr. James Hetfield from St. Francis Memorial Hospital. We have a Karen Walker here.
….
Nothing serious, just a minor car accident, but she was injured, so—“
Dean pauses and I know something got messed up, “You what?
…..
Uh, well...there must be some mistake.”
Sam looks at me with confused eyes and I shrug not knowing either, he gets closer to Dean trying to listen in as best as he can almost right on top of him.
Dean laughs, uncomfortably, “Guilty as charged.
….
He's really sorry.
….
Yes, but...he really needs to see you tonight, so—
……
Don't be like that. Come on. The guy's a mess. Really. It's pathetic.
….
Oh, yeah.”
I have never been more confused about a conversation before.
Dean suddenly calls out, “No, no. Wait, Amanda. Amanda! Damn it! So close.” He puts the phone back on the hook with a defeated sigh.
“All right, it's time for plan B. We're getting on that plane.” Sam says quickly.
“Whoa, whoa, now just hold on a second.” Dean holds out his hand in defense, eyes wide.
“Dean, that plane is leaving with over a hundred passengers on board, and if we're right, that plane is gonna crash.” Sam reasons.
“I know.” Dean mumbles.
“Okay. So we're getting on the plane, we need to find that demon and exorcise it. I'll get the tickets. You guys get whatever you can out of the trunk. Whatever that will make it through the security. Meet me back here in five minutes.” Sam explains and I nod along with him.
But Dean remains quiet looking between us anxious. I place my hand on his upper arm, “Are you okay, Dean?”
“No, not really.” He answers truthfully, which I wasn’t quite expecting.
“Oh…what’s wrong?” I ask, concerned.
“Well, I kind of have this problem with, uh…” He starts getting cut off by his brother, “Flying?”
“It's never really been an issue until now.” Dean explains his body tense.
“You're joking, right?” Sam smiles, and I hit his arm lightly.
“Do I look like I'm joking? Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?” Dean whisper-shouts.
“How come you never told either of us?” I ask him, bringing my arm back to my side.
“Well I don’t exactly make it a point to tell people, it’s embarrassing.” He explains, becoming quieter as he finishes.
“Hey we all have our fears” I say, giving his upper arm a little pat, trying to comfort him though I’m not sure if it was helping.
“Ok, uh, Y/N and I will go then.” Sam comes up with.
“What?” Dean asks, looking between us as if we had grown another head each.
“Me and Y/N can do it on our own.” Sam states.
“Yeah! It’s no biggie! And it will mean no plane time for you.” I add on.
“What are you guys, nuts? You said it yourself, the plane's gonna crash.” Dean exclaimed.
“Dean, we can do it all three of us, or me and Y/N can do this one together. I'm not seeing a third option, here.” Sam proposed.
“Come on! Really? Man…” Dean complained.
The intercom rings out, “Flight attendants, please cross-check doors before departure.”
I sat snuggly between Sam and Dean, the later being in the aisle seat anxiously reading the safety card.
“Just try to relax.” Sam tells him.
“Just try to shut up.” Dean snaps back. I roll my eyes at their banter with a huffed laugh.
The plane takes off, Dean jumping at every little rumble the vehicle makes. He clutches his armrests tightly, the knuckles of his hands turning white from the grip, I place my hand on top of his. The hand I was touching quickly released its death grip on the armrest, now having a firm grip on my hand instead. His body was visibly tense as he leaned back, strigidly, humming a song to himself.
Sam leans forward to see Dean, “You're humming Metallica?”
“Calms me down.” Dean answers through clenched teeth.
“Look, man, I get you're nervous, all right?” Sam sympathized, “But you got to stay focused.”
“Okay.” Dean replies simply.
“I mean, we got thirty-two minutes and counting to track this thing down, or whoever it's possessing, anyway, and perform a full-on exorcism.” Sam explains.
“Yeah, on a crowded plane. That's gonna be easy.” Dean exclaims.
“Just take it one step at a time, all right?” Sam reassures, “Now, who is it possessing?”
Realizing what Sam’s trying to do I keep quiet and let him work.
“It's usually gonna be somebody with some sort of weakness, you know, a chink in the armor that the demon can worm through. Somebody with an addiction or some sort of emotional distress.” Dean answers.
“Well, this is Amanda's first flight after the crash. If I were her, I'd be pretty messed up.” Sam adds.
“Mm-hm.” Dean hums, turning to a brunette flight attendant who passed by, “Excuse me. Are you Amanda?”
“No, I'm not”,she answered, looking at him just a little bit strangely.
“Oh, my mistake.”
“Mm-hm.”
Dean stretches his neck to the back of the plane, still trying to look for Amanda, “All right, well, that's got to be Amanda back there, so I'll go talk to her, and, uh, I'll get a read on her mental state.
“What if she's already possessed?” Sam asks him.
“There's ways to test that.” He answers, going into his bag and diving out a flask looking bottle with the Virgin Mary on it. “I brought holy water.”
“No” Sam snatches the bottle tucking it inside his hoodie, almost hitting me in the face as he took it. “I think we can go more subtle. If she's possessed, she'll flinch at the name of God.”
“Oh. Nice.” Dean turns to go, letting go of my hand in the process.
“Hey.” Sam calls out, stopping his brother in his tracks.
“What?” Dean asks
“Say it in Latin.” Sam reminds.
“I know.” Dean leaves again, only making it a few steps before Sam calls out again, “Okay. Hey!”
“What?!” Dean almost shouts, annoyed.
“Uh, in Latin, it's ‘Christo’” Sam answers.
“Dude, I know! I'm not an idiot!” Dean snaps back, this time being able to walk away without restriction.
I turn my head to Sam, “I feel like I should be going with him.”
“Yeah…probably” He answers.
With a nod I unbuckle myself getting up to follow after Dean.
“Dean!” I call out touching his arm as I catch up to him.
“What are you doing here?” He asks me.
“I’m here for moral support!” I say smiling as we enter the back portion of the plane seeing a blond woman fussing with a cart of drinks and napkins.
“Hi.” Dean greets her awkwardly.
“Hi. Can I help you with something?” She asks us, her eyes suddenly widening, “Oh, wait, are you guys trying to join the Mile High Club?” She adds looking uncomfortable now.
“What’s tha-“ I try to ask, getting cut off by a frantic Dean.
“No! no, no, no. I, uh, I'm just a bit of an uneasy flier. It makes me feel better to walk around a little bit, and she’s here for moral support.” He stammers out, eyes wide.
“Oh, I'm so sorry for the confusion. But flight anxiety happens to the best of us.” She offers, meanwhile I'm still confused on what this club is.
“Of course, you being a stewardess, I guess flying comes easy to you.” Dean replies, getting back on track.
She laughs, “You'd be surprised.”
“Really? You’re a nervous flier?” I ask her, even though I know anyone would be after experiencing what she had.
“Yeah, maybe, little bit.” She answers.
“How is it that, being a stewardess, you're scared to fly?” Dean chimes in, scratching his chin.
“Kind of a long story.” She responds.
“Right. I'm sorry for asking.” Dean apologized.
I have to say this is the most awkward conversation I’ve ever witnessed Dean be in, especially when it came to women as much as I hate to say it.
“It's okay.” She says.
“You ever consider other employment?” Dean asks her, and I'm starting to wonder if she thinks this random guy talking to her is strange.
“No. Look, everybody's scared of something. I just, uh...I'm not gonna let it hold me back.” She answered confidently, shaking her head.
“Huh.” Dean hums.
“So…” She trails off, probably wanting this awkward encounter to stop.
“Christo.” Dean mumbles quietly under his breath.
“I'm sorry. Did you say something?” Amanda asks him, looking between us.
Dean hesitates, “Christo?”
“I—I didn't, I didn't…” She stutters, clearly lost. If she hadn’t found him strange before she definitely did now.
“Yeah, nothing. Never mind.” Dean answers, turning around swiftly, grabbing my hand in the process as he leads us back to our seats.
“All right, well, she's got to be the most well-adjusted person on the planet.” Dean informs, sitting back down.
“That was the most awkward conversation I have ever been a part of. I mean seriously what is this ‘Mile High Club’ and why would we be joining it?” I ask no one in particular.
Both boys are quiet, oddly quiet so I turn my head first towards Sam seeing his eyes wide as he holds back a laugh between tightly closed lips. I give him a weird, questioning look before turning towards Dean who also has widened eyes as he makes a throat cut gesture towards his younger brother. He spots me looking at him strangely and immediately drops the motion, smiling at me instead.
“Ok then, weirdos.” I scuffed, “Back on the topic of the hunt there’s definitely no demon in her, Dean did the whole ‘Christo’ thing. And there's no demon getting into her”
Sam clears his throat as if he was getting rid of whatever came over him, “So, if it's on the plane, it can be anyone. Anywhere.”
“Exactly, so not very helpful” I add.
The plane suddenly shakes again, “Come on! That can't be normal!” Dean shouts his grip back on the arm rests.
“Hey, hey, it's just a little turbulence.” Sam reassured, and I nodded along with him.
“Sam, this plane is going to crash, okay? So quit treating me like I'm friggin' four.” Dean exclaims.
“You need to calm down.” Sam tells him.
“Well, I'm sorry I can't.” Dean snaps back.
“Yes, you can.” Sam reassures him.
“Yeah, you can take deep breaths, we'll do it with you if that helps” I add.
“Guys, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap, it's not helping.” Dean grumbles
“Sorry” I whisper.
“Listen, if you're panicked, you're wide open to demonic possession, so you need to calm yourself down. Right now.” Sam orders, and a little surprisingly, Dean follows, taking a long slow breath in.
“Good. Now, I found an exorcism in here that I think is gonna work. The Rituale Romanum.” Sam notifies us, pulling out his Dads journal. “It's two parts. The first part expels the demon from the victim's body. It makes it manifest, which actually makes it more powerful.”
“More powerful?” Dean asks him.
“Yeah.”
“How?”
“Well, it doesn't need to possess someone anymore. It can just wreak havoc on its own.” Sam explains.
“And why would that be a good thing?” I ask, chiming in.
“Well, because the second part sends the bastard back to hell once and for all.” Sam finishes.
“First things first, we got to find it.” Dean gets up from his seat walking slowly up the aisle with his DIY EMF meter. Sam and I get up following him, I allow Sam to get in front of me. He claps a hand on Dean's shoulder, making him jump, “Ah! Don't do that.”
“Anything?” Sam asks him.
“No, nothing. How much time we got?”
“Fifteen minutes” I chime in, calling out from behind the two taller men.
“Maybe we missed somebody.” Sam adds.
“Maybe the thing's just not on the plane.” Dean suggests.
Sam gives him a pointed look, “You believe that?”
“Well, I will if you will.” Dean comments, looking down at the EMF as the meter suddenly spikes.
The copilot exits the bathroom, heading towards the cockpit.
“What? What is it?” Sam asks.
“Christo.”
The Copilot turns slowly, facing us. His eyes turning black as he peers behind his shoulder, he turns back around going into the cockpit.
We head to the back of the plane, back to Amanda.
“She's not gonna believe this.” Sam warns.
“Twelve minutes, dude.” Dean points out.
“Oh, hi. Flight's not too bumpy for you, I hope.” Amanda greets sweetly despite how odd her last conversation with us was.
“Actually, that's kind of what we need to talk to you about.” Dean begins, as Sam closes the curtain.
“Um, okay. What can I do for you?” She answers looking at us weirdly again.
“All right, this is gonna sound nuts, but we just don't have time for the whole "the truth is out there" speech right now.” Dean explains
“All right, look, we know you were on flight 2485.” Sam adds.
Amanda's smile disappears, “Who are you guys?”
But she does not get the answer she’s looking for as Sam explains, “Now, we've spoken to some of the other survivors. We know something brought down that plane and it wasn't a mechanical failure.”
“We really need your help because we need to stop it from happening again. Right now.” I plead.
“I'm sorry, I—I'm very busy. I have to go back—“ She stammers, trying to brush past Dean who stops her.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. I'm not gonna hurt you, okay? But listen to me, uh...The pilot in 2485, Chuck Lambert. He's dead.”
“Wait. What? What, Chuck is dead?” She exclaims, eyes wide.
“He died in a plane crash. Now, that's two plane crashes in two months. That doesn't strike you as strange?” Dean asks.
“I—“ Amanda starts getting cut off by Sam, “Look, there was something wrong with 2485. Now maybe you sensed it, maybe you didn't. But there's something wrong with this flight, too.”
“Amanda, you have to believe us.” Dean urged
“On...on 2485, there was this man. He...had these eyes.” Amanda tries to explain.
“Yes. That's exactly what we're talking about.” Sam responds.
“I don't understand, what are you asking me to do?” She looks between us.
“Okay. The copilot, we need you to bring him back here.” Dean explains.
“Why? What does he have to do with anything?” She asks him.
“Don't have time to explain. We just need to talk to him. Okay?” Dean pushes.
“How am I supposed to go in the cockpit and get the copilot—“ She tries to ask getting cut off yet again by Sam, “Do whatever it takes. Tell him there's something broken back here, whatever will get him out of that cockpit.”
“Do you know that I could lose my job if you—“ She tries again this time getting cut off by me, “Please, Amanda your job isn’t going to exist in a couple minutes if you don’t bring him back here.”
I feel bad for having to scare her like this but we don’t have a choice here.
She hesitates and I can see her considering her options in her head, “Okay.”
She leaves us, heading to the cockpit as we get in position. Sam pulls out the holy water and Dean pulls out his Dads journal handing it to Sam who opens it.
“Yeah, what's the problem?” A male voice rings out, the Co-Pilot walking through the curtain.
Dean launches forward, punching him in the face. The man stumbles back, Dean uses that leverage to grab the guy and slam him to the ground. Pinning him down as he puts duct tape over his mouth.
“Wait. What are you doing? You said you were just gonna talk to him.” Amanda exclaims.
“We are gonna talk to him.” Dean answers, Sam splashing the holy water on the man’s skin, making it sizzle and bubble at the contact.
“Oh, my god. What's wrong with him?” She stammered, backing up.
“Look. We need you calm. We need you outside the curtain.” Sam commands.
“Well, I don't underst—I don't know—“ Amanda whispered, fearfully.
“Sam start reading” I order taking over the role of getting Amanda out, “You can’t let anyone in, Amanda please. Can you do that?” I ask her, leading her closer to the curtain.
“Okay. Okay.” She finally agrees, leaving. Meanwhile Sam began his reading kneeling down near the Demon, “Regna terrae, cantate Deo, psallite Domino—“
The demon manages to break free, swinging his arm out at Sam causing the holy water to go flying, in that one moment of distraction the demon manages to shove Dean backwards and hit Sam back into the wall.
I launch into movement, pinning his arms to the side of his head. I'm not physically stronger than Dean but I’m not exactly going to wait around either.
Sam leans up, picking up where he left off. Dean kneels by my side holding down the arm of the demon who lashes beneath me. He breaks free again shoving me off, the side of my head hitting into the wall of the plane hard, and backhanding Dean in the face making him stumble back.
He rips the tape off his mouth, grabbing Sam by the collar, “I know what happened to your girlfriend! She must have died screaming! Even now, she's burning!”
Dean recovers much quicker than I, punching the demon and pinning him down once more.
“Sam!” Dean yells.
Sam begins reading again, putting the book down to help Dean pin down the Demon. I pick myself up, ignoring the spinning of my head to hold down the guy's other arm.
The demon lashes again, when finally black smoke leaves the Copilots mouth and disappears.
“Where'd it go?” Sam asks, looking up.
“It's in the plane. Hurry up. We got to finish it.”
We all stand up, determined to finish this when suddenly the plane dips and heaves violently. The movement successfully threw me to the ground, every time I tried to get up or move the heaving threw me down again like a baby who’s just learning how to walk. Meanwhile Deans splayed against the exit door screaming.
Sam somehow manages to keep moving despite the violent movement, army crackling into the aisle looking for the book.
A sudden bright electrical charge runs through the entire plane, which ends the hectic movement.
I hear chatter and sighs of relief, even though I'm all the way in the back of the plane. I stumble as I stand, walking over to Dean who still remains splayed against the door despite the plane flying as normal. I place a hand on his arm, as to say without words he’s okay, he looks down at me, his eyes wide and full with fear.
He carefully removes himself from the wall to enclose me in a tight hug, his head coming down to rest on my shoulder. I wrap one arm around his back, the other going to hold his head to me, my fingers in his hair, his breath heavy as I feel it fan on my neck.
I don’t mind the fact that I had to stand on my tippy toes for his head to be on my shoulder more comfortably, not when I got to hold him so close and give him a moment of peace.
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Back at the airport all sorts of departments surrounded everyone, FBI, FAA, Paramedics, etc.
We headed for the exit, Sam walking just a bit ahead of us, his body and every movement was tense. Dean looks at me, asking without words if he should say something I nod in confirmation.
“You okay?” he asks, Sam stops and turns.
“It knew about Jessica.” Sam seethes.
“Sam, these things, they, they read minds. They lie. All right? That's all it was.” Dean explains and I nod along with him.
“Yeah.” Sam breathes out.
“Come on.” Dean slaps a hand on Sam’s back, leading us out of there.
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“Nobody knows what you guys did, but I do. A lot of people could have been killed.” Jerry shakes each of our hands, “Your dad's gonna be real proud.”
“We'll see you around, Jerry.” Sam said.
We begin to head off when Dean stops short, “You know, Jerry.”
“Yeah.” He answers.
“I meant to ask you, how did you get my cellphone number, anyway? I've only had it for like six months.” Dean told him.
“Your dad gave it to me.” Jerry responded.
“What?” Sam and I say almost at the same time.
“When did you talk to him?” Dean asks, looking at Sam and then back to Jerry.
“I mean, I didn't exactly talk to him, but I called his number. His voice message said to give you a call.” Jerry explained, “Thanks again, guys” and he left.
“This doesn't make any sense, man. I've called Dad's number like fifty times. It's been out of service.” Sam exclaims.
Dean pulls out his phone in response, dialing a number and putting it on speaker phone for us to hear too.
“This is John Winchester. I can't be reached. If this is an emergency, call my son, Dean. 785-555-0179. He can help.”
We all look at each other, Sam huffs storming off to the car slamming the door behind him. I didn’t know what to say, and I don’t think Dean did either. With no other words we followed getting into the car and with a sigh Dean drove off.
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this video
it opened my eyes so much more
what the FUCK is even a “strong female character”? because it can be so subjective, it can be so many things, when people say cinderella sucks or snow white and ariel etc is because theyre cute and feminine and kind or do mistakes, especially so called “feminists” say this because being kind and feminine is seen as weak, wich is a another can of worms that can be opened
snow white expreiences fear and terror after being told her stepmother wants her DEAD,she isnt a person who physically fights back but if you watch the damn movie, you can see she knows when she is mistreated, she can be sarcasitc too, even after years of abuse she tries to keep her head up, also please thats a 14 year old girl, i was even more timid than her at that age, being positive despite your situation doesnt make you weak, its a strength, if you was a woman or girl want to dress feminine, then go for it, if you enjoy it why should it be a bad thing? if you want to look masculine then go for it too
what i said about snow white also goes for cinderella, they have similarities so i would just repeat myself
then lara, she has a tomboy side but also has a feminine side,then her goals being very simple but relatable, just like the princesses, she herself does mistakes, does things because she has her own hopes and dreams,im so tired of this bad faith criticism, if you want to criticise them, then u know, watche the movies, play the fucking games
im not gonna talk about the live action remakes this post would be longer, but lemme tell ya, these movies did exactlyyy listen to the bad faith shit, its like crystal dynamics did the same
“if youre not a absolute girl boss and dare to have have flaws and cry alot then sorry sweaty you suck as a human being” fuck off
so yea, i guess just make sure you have fun and are passionate with how you write your character, your female character doesnt suck just because she is kind and feminine, or a tomboy, or very masculine and muscular, or if she is emotional, or does mistakes, bitch i WANT TO SEE THAT IN FACT, i love when a character does mistakes, it makes me feel seen lmaoooo, a character can be a loser, not everything needs to be a superhero or something i dont give a fuck
there cant be a direct answer to this,what makes a character empowered, at least i dont see it, can be fucking anything, i wish i could add more but thats my two cents, this is in my drafs for years lmao and now im just typing out how i feel
i guess it means in short, if you have human flaws, emotions and do mistakes then youre a bad character? PLUS being cutesy and feminine? then the issue mostly being bad faith and lazy ass criticism, nuance is also something that lacks most of the time, i guess i get it now
dude my brain broke
my fave princess is snow white btw and i will defend her 1938 version, thanks for reading this mess LMAOOO
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Part two of my rant cause I’m not done yet
I’m gonna take a hiatus from talking about the show however, and turn to the movie for a minute
I know, everyone hates the movie
But I don’t care and you can express your opinions towards it here 👉🏼🗑️
Anyways, the whole “being pushed to the side” thing isn’t just a Cole problem, this time, it’s everyone’s problem
All of them except for green bean are planks of wood with basic personalities written on them
Kai- loud
Nya- badass
Jay- shy
Zane- robot
Cole- music
Cole has the least amount of lines in the movie. I counted. He has 45 lines of his own, then a few extra with the other ninja
I like him in the movie too. Not more than og Cole obviously but the movie version is kind of relatable to me because of the whole music thing (I’m obsessed with music)
The song in the end credits says he’s “sarcastic”, but he has no sarcastic lines that I can remember throughout the whole movie
The only mildly sarcastic line I can think of is
“All I know is we really need a ninja master. And you are not a ninja master.”
And that’s not even sarcasm
Anyways, that’s about it for the movie since he does literally nothing
He does way more in the video game version of the movie, but I’m not gonna count that since it’s apparently not canon (booo)
Ok, now time for season 11
HALLELUJAH HE DOES SOMETHING!!
AND WITH KAI SOMETIMES!
Y’all probably know I love lava. It’s so stinking cute and I would be infinitely happy if they turned canon
I mean I think the writers are leaning more towards geode becoming canon, which I am totally not against, I think they’re also super adorable (and I’m not being sarcastic)
For season 11 he doesn’t do much in the fire chapter besides get a new vehicle (with Kai~)
But holy shit, in the ice chapter? He gets lots of stuff to do!
He has the cute-ass interaction with Kai during Fire Maker (insert squealing here)
He loses the travelers tea
He has the dream where everyone hates him
He goes out to find the travelers tree
And he becomes a dad again, this time to Krag
Then he finds out Zane is the ice emperor and he does nothing again :(
To be fair no one does anything besides Lloyd and Zane in this part of the season but oh well
Next season
Prime Empire
Hmmm…
Well he just does whatever the other ninjas do until he blows up
(With Kai~)
Season 13
HALLELUJAH HE GETS A SEASON INSTEAD OF A BADLY MADE 40 MINUTE SPECIAL THATS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WATCH IN ENGLISH (I watched it on Tubi, you’re welcome)
So I’m not gonna say all the stuff he does this time, but he gets the most amount of attention because- it’s his season
Just go watch Tom Critic’s review of MOTM on YouTube, even though he calls it overrated it’s still a good review and it says everything I need to say
The Island
He’s hungry throughout the whole thing and that’s it :(
But he does trap ronin in a corner
(With Kai~)
Seabound…
Once again, lord have mercy
He does legit nothing and has like 4 lines
To be fair this was the season after Kirby Morrow passed away (rest in peace) so I can respect that
He does do some stuff in that one episode based in ninjago (with Kai~)
Anyways yeah. He gives Queen Vania the fake amulet thingy and that’s it
:(
Season 15, he’s the one who finally gets everyone together. Then a whole lot of nothing happens to him specifically, he’s just doing what everyone else is doing
Until he (and Kai~) get into a car crash and he acts all loopy in save haven (greatest episode of crystallized for obvious reasons)
Then he powers up, takes care of Vangelis through the dumbest “defeat” of all time, then turns into a crystal zombie for 2 seconds and loses his powers
Ughhhhh not again…
They keep losing their powers and it’s getting annoying
Anyways, dragon’s rising
Just a note that this will have MASSIVE spoilers for part two of season two. You have been warned
Anyways, he’s not reintroduced until season 1 part 2
And like clockwork, he has adopted children again!
And he got himself a boyfriend in Geo
Like I said I’m a hardcore lava shipper. But hey, Cole has two hands, and both ships are adorable in their own ways, so I’m a multi shipper
Anyways, he’s in one episode then dips when he starts chasing after Wu’s ghost
Ughhh
Next season he actually kinda does stuff. He just goes along with Zane to find the sorceress or whatever they were doing (kinda forgot- haven’t watched part 1 in a while)
But hey, their duo is always awesome
Part 2 (once again MASSIVE SPOILERS)
He gets kicked off the tournament as soon as he fights off his opponent :(
But hey at least he isn’t shoved into a Chinese sweatshop like last time
Then he follows Wu’s ghost again and finds the new monastery
Then he finds the elemental mech and uses that to help Arin, then he just hangs out in that while fighting the bad guys
Then he- does nothing once again :(
And that’s where we end!
Well, at least with these seasons he, for the majority, got something to do. Sure he ends up mostly just going with what everyone else is doing but he does get his own thing to do sometimes
So these seasons were much better at giving him something to do :)
Anyways- there’s not much else for me to say besides give Cole more to do in season 3 whenever that comes out, and make Geode canon please they’re so cute
I mean I would be happier with lava but-
Ok bye
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It’s just so exhausting hearing the same conversation from so called Tom fans every 3-5 business days. No one is saying that you guys need to love everything he does but it really does feel like some of you harp on every single thing about the man to a point it doesn’t feel like you’re fans. His agents, his friends, his family, just constant nitpicking. And I’ve never been in an fandom where people truly think they have a say or can control a grown ass man like this. And some of the criticism that you guys have are the same regurgitated criticism that film twitter bros have who have a gripe with MCU. It’s never actually productive or constructive. It sounds like you guys are mouth pieces for that sector who decided to hate Tom 2 years ago because they decided to hate Marvel and he went public with Z. It’s annoying. The man is one of the most successful unproblematic young actors of his generation. He keeps to himself and his family and friends and girlfriend but I swear there’s always this hate train going on him. You have to see how people can get tired of it especially when he’s done nothing to warrant the constant ragging.
Exactly Anon! 💯
It just gets old.... and exhausting 😩 And I think it mainly gets old not only because it's every 3-5 business days, but ALSO bcoz it's coming from people who supposedly call themselves fans of Tom. With fans like these, who needs enemies?? 🥴
It would be one thing if these people were open haters of Tom and just admitted it. Then the hate and constant nitpicking would at least make some SENSE (okay, you're not a fan of the dude.... got it).
But when it comes from so-called "fans" who are following a blog of someone who's obviously a FAN of Tom's, it just feels really weird to me....
Liiiiiiike....
Like you said, Tom is unproblematic, he minds his business, he works hard, he's talented, and he doesn't do anything wrong or offensive to anyone!
Atp, fans can't even enjoy any new project news for Tom, because fans of his are ready to complain 24/7. 🙄
The TCR Filming Announcement came out:
"Omg....I wish Tom didn't take this project on. It's just going to make people with DID look like monsters! Hollywood always does this! I wish Tom would drop this project." (Keep in mind, the series had not even started FILMING yet, let alone come out. 😒)
The FA Filming Announcement came out:
"Ugh!! I HAAAATE biopic films! I'm so sick and tired of them!! They're just Oscar bait films anyway..." 🙄
Tom Simply TALKS about a possible SM4 movie in the works later on down the line:
"I sure hope they don't do another trilogy. Tom needs to STOP playing Spiderman and do more serious indie films instead of getting sucked into SUCKY Sony and the MCU. He's being held back by his Spiderman contracts!!"
A simple TWEET comes out that Mark Wahlberg has said that the script for "Uncharted 2" is has been written:
"Nooooooo!!!! 😫 I hated that movie! It wasn't funny, it wasn't charming, and it wasn't even a 'good' action movie! I wish Tom would drop this franchise and do smthg else!" 😭
All it sounds like in Tom's fandom is this all the time.....
After a while, it just gets tiring.... 😓
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Since it keeps getting brought up together with Nimona (which is currently free on YouTube and you should watch it a thousand times), I decided to watch Disneys Wish and,,,
I mean it's not an awful movie. I'm on the fence whether I'd call it bad, but it definitely is inadequate.
The movie refuses to commit to anything. The animation style is caught between storybook and refusal to let go of their 3D formula. The story has several beats it could play off really strongly, but refuses to engage with: The kingdom can't decide if it's a fascist state or a free land under a kinda wack dude. It can't even decide if the people there are happy or not. The dissonance in language is ridiculous, especially within the songs. Your villain song by the medieval king sorcerer should not start with "Peep the name" or randomly talk about genetics?? (I'm pretty sure they only included this so they could make a vague joke about his ass, since the line is "I got these genes from outer space", with "genes" sounding the same as "jeans" - which also have no place in the setting.) I don't think anything could have prepared me for the sucker punch that is a bunch of woodland creatures singing about being shareholders.
I also feel like the audio mixing during the songs is off, I think it's because it doesn't account for atmosphere and the acoustics of its locations, but I do not have a good audio brain. Someone else is more qualified for that.
There's a bunch of cinema sins level criticisms I could make about the story, like "why doesnt anyone outisde the kingdom learn magic" or "mathematically it makes no sense to assume every wish would be granted", but I think that goes against good faith criticism.
The movie also has a huge problem with showing vs telling. We have two characters dedicated to hyping up how much Asha cares for everyone, and within the movie she acts pretty much opposite to that claim. Similarly, we're told that the king clearly rose to this power and status by being so cool and charismatic, but every time he opens his mouth he sounds like a pseudo-intellectual twitter thread.
And don't get me started on the whole self-references thing. I'm normally fond of easter eggs like that, but these just shatter immersion into little pieces. There's a scene where the villain just describes the plots of three different Disney movies. Instead of giving the protagonist a distinct outfit, she spends half the movie wearing the Fairy Godmother's cloak. The entire movie's premise is just "When You Wish Upon A Star".
I do like the attempt at diversity, Asha's best friend using a crutch to get around is never pointed out as unusual and her friend group is presumably diverse in character and race. Unfortunately, I can only name two of them. I can't even tell you how many people the group consists of, that's how undefined they are.
I don't like shitting on a piece of media/art because even if it was created by a shitty greedy garbage studio to hit their ridiculous release schedule, there are always genuinely passionate artists involved in the production. It's a shame they didn't get to shine in this mediocre disappointment.
Anyway, go watch Nimona.
#ramble#wish#disney#disney wish#nimona#go watch nimona#animated movies#movie critique#also yes you can make this movie about being trans and i will prove it
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why does listening to classical music automatically make you “an old soul” “nerdy” “weird” “boring”
more under the cut (it’s long, sorry)
like? is it just me having a different standpoint or do i not get it? why is it that classical music is considered boring? what caused that? what???? im convinced the people saying these things have listened to like. vivaldi’s four seasons. boccherini’s minuet. offenbach’s can-can. and called it a day. these people probably don’t even know that it’s called “minuet” and only refer to the toreador march as the “fnaf song” <- (i don’t have anything against this per se, fnaf is a really cool thing i just never got into it fully and it only irks me just a little but that’s a whole other topic) without knowing what it’s from. now that goes to say i don’t expect everyone who criticizes and doesn’t like it to immediately go listen to the entire library of classical music and be enlightened but it’s a little offputting when you go out of your way to continuously remind someone that they’re weird for listening to and enjoying operas and/or classical music.
that last little bit was taken from what my friend— or i guess ex-friend now but the term still seems unfamiliar— would kind of do to me but to a lower degree i think. they said they found my interest in opera cool and would .. kind of listen to my rants and stuff and i appreciate it but then they’d go and make offhand comments about how weird i was and would use my interest in opera to sort of like.. “you can’t be talking you like OPERA” in a jokey manner i guess? that sort of thing. i thought that was normal and even though it hurt my feelings, it was all jokes, yeah? [i recognize now that thats not how that works and even though occasional jokes are okay your interests should never be the butt of the “joke” if it’s constantly repeated and hurts your feelings] and i think people don’t realize how much of a foundation classical music in itself is. i cannot tell you how many times i’ve recognized a piece to be a fragment from an opera or a mozart composition or like.. jeez i don’t fucking know, beethoven. out in the wild. in pop music, in movies, in shows, etc. even instagram reels/tiktok. if you frequent those you’ll come to find that there are a lot of trending “audios” using like.. lacrimosa or vivaldi’s four seasons or fuckin like prokofiev’s dance of the knights or act II of swan lake. i remember my mom was watching a netflix movie, a fucking cheesy ass romance or something, and there was a moment where the flower duet from lakmé played. the goddamn mario movie has a clip of carmen’s “l’amour est un oiseau rebelle”/the habanera within the first like, what. ten? fifteen minutes? i might be getting needlessly annoyed but it’s really fucking aggravating getting told i’m weird for liking something supposedly no one else under the age of 50 does. thanks guys. i really appreciate your supportiveness— but that’s besides the point.
my main reason that i’m even writing this is because my assumption (of course, this is most likely an incorrect assumption because i’m only 15 and only have so much life experience) is that the same people who often go around saying that classical music is boring and dull are the ones who are constantly wanting to push the arts to be funded. if you’re gonna fund the arts, fund ALL of them. not just “‘“‘“modern”””” stuff. not just musical theatre or plays. i think people forget that? maybe they ignore it. maybe they just don’t know. that’s why education is so important.
now that being said, i know seeing an opera or going to a concert can be expensive— and i wish that wasn’t the case. there’s always free livestreams, there’s always concerts, there’s albums, youtube videos, i know when i was in chicago i listened to the classical radio, etc. nothing beats seeing these things live in the theatre but it’s better than nothing i think?
also, i don’t mean to say classical is better than anything i mentioned above. no. i’m just sick and fucking tired of being told this and that about my interest when all i want to do is to be happy and consume something in peace without being hardcore judged for it and i really appreciate the small little operablr community.
there’s definitely more that i missed to this so if i think of anything more i’ll add on to it but i’m just… hrrrrgggg anger rage frustration. head in hands. so tired.
thank you for your time
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Civil War as an Autistic Showdown
I just realized that me relating to Steve when it comes to my past awful behavior and beliefs that he also displays in the movies is a direct result of autistic traits. More specifically, the so-called “strong autistic sense of justice” that isn’t a “sense of justice” per se, but in essence it’s an idea of “what we perceive as justice” or “what we perceive as unfair” which can be on point or can be completely screwed into very bad direction.
I was taking the idea that Steve is autistic under consideration all along, but now, when I noticed several autistic people talking about our sense of justice not meaning we are always right or morally good, gave me the confidence that I wasn’t wrong in my approach to that trait. I used to be a bigoted person. I used to be an abuser who didn’t even know they were abusing people, because abuse was so normal to me due to my family giving me an idea that abuse is care that it was just hard to notice that me trying to police other people out of “care” in order to make them fit better with the society and struggle less was just abuse. I also had an inflated ego and sense of myself. From one side I saw myself as humble and mediocre, but from the other side I saw myself as someone who was very close to being perfect and working for becoming the perfectly good person.
Spoiler: I wasn’t. And I can see the same behavior in Steve. That’s why I’m so critical of him. Because I went through all this bullshit before, and I know that he isn’t right, that he needs to change. The issue is that to snap out of it is not so easy. People just telling you that what you do is bad when you strongly believe that what you do is just, will simply mean that you will dismiss everybody until the time your brain is ready to accept that you were doing wrong all along.
And that can take years without any strong wake-up call like the one Tony got in Iron Man 1. Tony went years doing bad things and either not realizing or not caring that he did bad things, because as far as he knew he was doing something just and fair as it was what his father and Obadiah taught him. That making weapons and selling them is just because it protects the country and its soldiers (Rhodey being a military man himself and his belief that they need Tony’s weapons only reinforced it), and it doesn’t matter what anybody else says.
Tony was lucky to get the wake-up call, even thought what happened to him was horrific, and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Still, he needed that wake-up call. He needed to shift the paradigm and realize that he was in the wrong. Steve also needs that, but despite many opportunities in the MCU, Steve never actually got a proper wake-up call. Fall of SHIELD was one of those opportunities, but for reasons established before in the First Avenger, instead of waking him up, it only radicalized him more and convinced him more that what he believes was right and that everything else is wrong. The Civil War arc was another moment like this. After what happened in Leipzig (Rhodey’s injury) and in Siberia, he should have realized that what he believes is not entirely right, but MCU never allows him to. Then another opportunity was Infinity War just after Avengers lost to Thanos and realized how truly hopeless they all were, and once again he doesn’t realize that he was in the wrong, because after Endgame he comes back to his past, which to him is a safe space, where he is always right, nobody except Peggy or Bucky challenges him and even when Peggy does, she is always on his side, while Bucky is no longer there to be a pain in his ass (not to mention that MCU abandoned Bucky’s initial role as pushback to Steve’s idiocy from the first scenes of the First Avenger and made him into another yes man). So yeah, I guess we can see Civil War as a War between two autistic men, from which only one realized that their “sense of justice” was screwed.
That this trait isn’t some magical superpower to spot bullshit.
That it can be as good as it can be bad.
#mcu critical#mcu meta#mcu steve rogers critical#mcu tony stark#mcu steve rogers#autistic tony stark#autistic steve roggers#strong sense of justice#autism traits
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