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GOD CALLED...
"Huh... must've missed this one somehow..."
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Trying to find a good time to ask my mom to let my friends stay over in December but we're butting heads. Sigh. Damn.
#I'm debating if I should do it sooner or later#Cause if I do it sooner then we might fight over something and she'll revoke it#But if I do it later and she says no then that's no better#Except in that scenario I'm gonna have to explain to very confused friends#Also lmaooo#I literally had therapy where we talked about my mom being a trigger#And then literally an hour later my mom and I get into an argument#I hate this woman
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#little kuriboh#solid jj#yugioh#yugioh abridged#lmaooo#eh well maybe you go to heaven or maybe there’s nowhere to go#or maybe the fiery depths of hell#oh definitely#oh wow im going to hell#also lmaooo#the pharaoh saying to kaiba in the after life#honestly this is practical hell#im sure if you’d waited you’d gotten here eventually
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Hi fellow Muslimah; much love to you. I pray you find healing. I'm so glad you've held on and you're here despite the horrors you've been through. While it's natural to feel the awful things you feel sometimes please know you matter and you have value. I also hope you find 'the one' (and avoid libs bullying you over 'genital preferences' ick). Take care.
Salam <3 thank you sister this is really sweet of you and I appreciate the reminder ;;_;; .. im glad I hung on too, i think, things are slowly getting better. And thank you, i hope I will too. I wish you an easy and peaceful year, may you and your family have good health, i will keep you in my duas 🧡💛🧡
#ALSO LMAOOO#I am indeed trying to avoid the libs. inshallah they will stay away fjdkd im reciting ayatul kursi at them fjjd#wallahi the genetial preference crap really is wild. as soon as people started making me feel bad for that as a teen i started keeping my#distance from the 'queer community'
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pls rb with pt.2 it's so worth it
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Force masc oral edition???
Being dragged out to a rowdy concert at some underground bar, everyone’s drinking and shoving each other and there’s so many flashing lights. It’s actually kind of hard to think, the music is so loud. But his hand never leaving yours, dragging you through the crowd, dancing with you, screaming at the top of your lungs to a song you know don’t even know the lyrics too.
And then making out in the bathroom. Graffiti walls and dull lighting, the music a soft thud outside the door now and being hoisted up on the sink.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m gonna suck your dick, dude. Don’t worry I’m good at this.”
“Oh uh…I actually have a lot of dysphoria about my cunt and being eaten out-“
“What’d you just call it? I know you weren’t referring to your cock as a cunt.”
Pants already around your ankles and he’s spanking the spot between your legs.
“What is this?”
“Dude come on, you know it’s a pus-fuck! Stop hitting that!”
“No. What the fuck is between your legs?” Hand already raised to swat down again.
“I..it’s my cock.”
“Good boy. Now I’m gonna suck your cock, okay? Can you ask me to suck you off?”
“Would…would you suck my cock? Please?”
“Good fucking boy.”
#do you see the vision#I’m very tired#and not very articulate#and also at work lmaooo#t4t kink#t4t ns/fw#ftm t4t#t4t sub#t4t nsft#trans nsft#t4t puppy#ftm nsft#ftm puppy#nsft puppy#force masc#forcemasc
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Guess what I saw:
SLEEP, ALONE
SLEEP.
ALONE.
SLEEP ALONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️
#aromantic#aro#aromantism#arospec#asexual#ace#asexuality#acespec#aroace#aplatonic#apl#aspec#saw this on twitter lmaooo#bro i hope this at least gets some reach ☠️#lemme know if i should add more tags#anyways fuck valentines day#also did you notice that hepatitis is one of the words ☠️#the unlucky people who saw “dies”:#[kal] posts
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put all the podcast guys in a room together for group therapy
#pic 2 Cecil how about we talk about something else for a bit#also pic 3 is the whiplash of how freely the malevolent characters can curse compared to other podcasts lmaooo#artists on tumblr#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#the magnus archives#tma#jon sims#jonathan sims#welcome to night vale#wtnv#cecil palmer#camp here and there#podcast protagonist support group#sydney sargent#chnt
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Snake Year
#jjba#jolyne cujoh#stone ocean#jojo’s bizarre adventure#deliart#i feel like ive done a lot of green lately so i tried for blue/red/yellow but as always got sidetracked lmaooo#i dooo wanna post some of the alternative color palettes i had for this but it would require a lot of cleanup.. hm#also fighting for my life drawing a snake. thankfully ive already gone down the different boa morphs rabbit hole before for a commission#it was fun i learned a lot so im happy i found a use for that again :)#i wanna add prints for this but i think tumblr makes rb links nonfunctioning. just redirects you to the dashboard...#i wanna find some other site for uploading prints either way. idk where tho bc the most cited ones are all for original works#and i doubt claiming my art is transformative or whatever works. tbh i should try posting my original stuff here#considering the amount of 'i dont go here' tags i get i feel like there could be some enjoyment there?#many thoughts
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Contingency plan
Danny: I need you to make a very serious contingency plan against me.
Bruce: I— Danny, what—?
Danny: Okay so there is a prophecy where I go insane because one point or another that caused the destruction of worlds as you know it and it happened in one universe already and that me broke into our universe which I already took care of but Kronos said that that outcome is still very reachable and I've had an existential crisis ever since because of what exactly the extent of my capabilities.
Bruce:
Danny:
Bruce: and that contingency plan requires....?
Danny: An extinct flower that I could only get by going to the past
Bruce:
Bruce: Contingency plan it is.
[Planting said flowers]
Damian: Are there any specific requirements to grow them?
Danny: Oh, yeah. Let me just— *takes the gardening shears, about to slice his hand*
Tim: Danny what the fuck are you doing?!
Danny: I'm pretty sure they grew them with blood soaked soil—
Damian: Are you as stupid as the fucking pilgrims these die with? That means they were high with Iron!
Danny: ...o h
#ik Damian would not swear like this but it's funny#also Tim Damian and Danny would be the most annoying fucking siblings you'll ever deal with imo#Poor Bruce LMAOOO he needs a drink#dp x dc#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#dpxdc#dpxdc prompts#batfam#dc x dp#dc x dp prompt
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me thinks jayce tried to give viktor cpr bc theres like no other reason that i can think of for viktor to suddenly not have his shirt on when jayce is carrying him HAHA
that or he ripped it off to check for fatal injuries but either way hes def the one who took it off lmao
#this is getting a bunch of notes again pls know i made this right as act 2 came out and before scrolling through other theories/posts lmaooo#also i wasnt trying to imply they indirectly kissed w this (mouth to mouth is outdated so i wasnt thinking that way HAHA) it was just angst#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#arcane s2#arcane season two#arcane s2 spoilers#karcane
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did the pick-an-outfit-for-a-character thingy on twitter
#one piece#opfanart#roronoa zoro#zoro#monkey d luffy#luffy#cat burglar nami#nami#portgas d ace#i had sm fun with these#tbh im still confused with the combo of ace+chilchuck's frog suit but he's cute??i guess???????#also the styles i went through with these lmaooo i just couldn't decide 😭
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The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT
#dead plate#rody lamoree#rody x vincent#vincent charbonneau#rodince#rodincent#my art#i saw someone tag one of my drawings with a version of their ship name using their last names and it was nice but i forgot what it was#aksjdhf#also NOO i forgot Rody's lil moles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#thankfully at least tumblr allows edits#anyways#rody looks so wonky to me but I just wanted to stop fidgeting with it and post it since i wasnt getting anywhere anyways aksjdfh#also little story time lol#when i was in 10th grade there was this girl in my chemisty class that i was kinda frienemies with#we just always got into arguments with each other but the vibe ultimately stayed light and friendly between us#kinda like a <<fuck you but anyways what did you get for no. 5>> kind of situation#one day she slammed one of her hands against the door right next to my head 😳😳#i think she was trying to intimidate me but instead it just gave me a core memory LMAOOO#thankfully by then i already knew i wasnt straight lol but it definitely unlocked something in me hahahah
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hear me out 🍰
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#mmarts#twst oc#twst yuu#twst grim#ace trappola#deuce spade#theyre having a sleepover lol#also i wouldve put more shit on the cake but i honestly dont know what to put lmaooo#and i want it to be crazy and not just some hot old man XD#crowley is HELLA FIINE just dont let him know i said that or i will never hear the end of it -yuu
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some thoughts on Claude
alt title: diversity win! this Butch Nun is crafting bombs in an unventilated room in her convent while actively courting Mother Superior! Do Not Give Them Access To Unlimited Power No Matter How Nice They Are
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#reminder that Claude is one of the only other housemaidens present in Start Again: A Prologue! Think about this for me <3#isat spoilers#isat fanart#in stars and time#isat#in stars and time fanart#isat claude#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat odile#isat mirabelle#start again: a prologue#lucabyteart#some of these punchlines have been sat around in my files for almost a year at this point LMAOOO.. they were good enough to persist.#anyway yes i know claudes spectacles are small on her sprite but i like doing the dot eye in glasses thing so thats what ur getting !!#also swearing forever yay yay yay. sorry to fake swear lovers but sometimes i need it for the comedy to hit. sorry#... i might post that sasasap kick in the teeth on its own later just because i do like it a lot.#but yeah i have a decent amount of thoughts on claude. mostly informed by that i read both her and & euphrasie as rlly obvious signifiers#that like. mirabelles house is more than a little bit disorganised and way too lax on certain ethical ... concerns....#girls and guys youre in a place that lacks need for even a police force.... why were you workshopping rock traps and pungee pits...?#who signed off on that... are you guys like. you guys seem nice but are you alright. should i be worried#gotta respect the hustle of trying to fuck the head priest of your organisation though. genuinely love that for her#but WHAT a workplace ethics nightmare!! I thought it was bad enough reading it as unrequited. YOURE TELLING ME SHE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO HIT?#INSANE. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THE BUILDING FOR THAT BREAKUP. GET ME ON A PILGRIMAGE *STAT*
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The Watchers’ Favourites
#grian#jimmy solidarity#martyn inthelittlewood#itlwart#grian fanart#solidaritygaming fanart#martyn itlw#inthelittewood fanart#traffic life#trafficblr#traffic smp#how do you people function there’s so many tags#I like to call them “doomed by the narrative and hated by the gods trio”#Pigin is artistic#also these were done on index cards lmaooo#the corners are gold tape but it didn’t photograph well
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