#also lmaooo

[greatfcx]

GOD CALLED...

"Huh... must've missed this one somehow..."

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

Trying to find a good time to ask my mom to let my friends stay over in December but we're butting heads. Sigh. Damn.

[shyrule]

the only good part of the fic be upon ye’

[magnoliamyrrh]

Hi fellow Muslimah; much love to you. I pray you find healing. I'm so glad you've held on and you're here despite the horrors you've been through. While it's natural to feel the awful things you feel sometimes please know you matter and you have value. I also hope you find 'the one' (and avoid libs bullying you over 'genital preferences' ick). Take care.

Salam <3 thank you sister this is really sweet of you and I appreciate the reminder ;;_;; .. im glad I hung on too, i think, things are slowly getting better. And thank you, i hope I will too. I wish you an easy and peaceful year, may you and your family have good health, i will keep you in my duas 🧡💛🧡

[gusvansantfan]

max lowkey does look like princess diana but he needs to stop acknowledging it bc it’s v uncouth imo to be comparing yourself to princess diana, esp as a man

I don't think it's that weird, plus its been an ongoing joke thst his community started like 2 years ago. Also a lot of dt fans who were mad at him called him princess Diana as like a code word for awhile 😭

i think it’s funny as a community joke but he shouldn’t be participating ❤️ like if someone else compares u to princess diana u should accept that graciously but u shouldnt start doing the comparing urself #humility

[willgrahamscock]

pls rb with pt.2 it's so worth it

[medusas-graveyard]

Contingency plan

Danny: I need you to make a very serious contingency plan against me.

Bruce: I— Danny, what—?

Danny: Okay so there is a prophecy where I go insane because one point or another that caused the destruction of worlds as you know it and it happened in one universe already and that me broke into our universe which I already took care of but Kronos said that that outcome is still very reachable and I've had an existential crisis ever since because of what exactly the extent of my capabilities.

Bruce:

Danny:

Bruce: and that contingency plan requires....?

Danny: An extinct flower that I could only get by going to the past

Bruce:

Bruce: Contingency plan it is.

[Planting said flowers]

Damian: Are there any specific requirements to grow them?

Danny: Oh, yeah. Let me just— *takes the gardening shears, about to slice his hand*

Tim: Danny what the fuck are you doing?!

Danny: I'm pretty sure they grew them with blood soaked soil—

Damian: Are you as stupid as the fucking pilgrims these die with? That means they were high with Iron!

Danny: ...o h

[potato-lord-but-not]

put all the podcast guys in a room together for group therapy

[wwapich]

did the pick-an-outfit-for-a-character thingy on twitter

[hugs-and-stabbies]

The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT

[tizeline]

Haha yeahhhhh no so it exploded. Because what else would you expect. Not the worst situation for the Draxums though, they still managed to get the oozesquitos, and they were gonna release them anyway. Still, gonna be annoying to clean up the mess....

And also everyone managed to remain unharmed from the blast..... hold on though are we not forgetting anyone?

In all the chaos Donnie, April and Mayhem managed to regroup and they understandibly teleport out of there as soon as possible because fuck this whole situation. So YAY they managed to escape! :D But also aw man Long Lost Little Brother ran off... :(

(and don't worry about Huginn and Muninn they're alive!..... probably)

And GODDAM that's the final part! Finally got episode one of the AU over and done with yippee! :D

Of course, we do still have some plotpoints left we need to adress. For example, dunno if anyone has thought about this, but Donnie never got to explore Draxum's fancy mystic weapon room in this version fo events, which means he never got that mystic crystal! And if he doesn't get that crystal, then how is he gonna get the ability to detect mystic energy, I wonder 🤔🤔🤔

Also, Donnie's only gotten one side of his Secret Backstory and he's gotta go get some answers from Splinter, but either way we'll get to all of that in future updates!

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Family Secrets part 1 (follow up comic) ->

Mini epilogue lol:

[koobiie]

this is prompto and noct coded to me

[cuepickle]

If stranger things was a comic (and I was the artist)

[demonic0angel]

DC x DP Prompt: Jack and Maddie are not the best parents, but they love their kids! (Even the clone one they just found out about) And so they end up at a support group for the parents of super heroes to get some tips on how to improve.

“— so we’d like to learn how to be better parents to support our children,” Maddie said, sounding sorrowful. “They didn’t tell us secrets for so long because they didn’t trust us.”

She and Jack were currently sitting across from their laptop, where an online meeting was being held. No one showed their faces, since this was a meeting for parents of superheroes and metas, and secret identities still needed to be held.

There were some agreeable hums from the other participants. The head counselor said, “That’s good that you want to change. It’s a good sign. What are you specifically worried about?”

“Well, we recently adopted our youngest child, but we discovered that she was actually a clone of our youngest son. We worry because we don’t know how to deal with her. She’s such a sweet child, but this is so new, y’know?” Maddie explained.

“…. Wouldn’t it be better if you just ignore him— I mean, her? She’s not really part of your family, after all, she’s just a clone. They’re not created like living beings,” one person said. His icon showed a picture of a pair of glasses.

Maddie and Jack immediately scowled.

There was silence. And then the head counselor said, slowly, “Okay, well, I don’t know the circumstances, but I do know that he’s absolutely wrong.”

There was a snorted burst of laughter from another person who had an icon of a bat, before he quickly went on mute. The glasses icon person went silent.

The counselor continued, “No matter what, that child is still just that— a child. They need to be taught and loved and cared for. You’re already doing great by acknowledging your connection to her.”

Jack and Maddie beamed.

“No matter what, the best thing you can do as parents to children who are stronger than you and want to help others is support them. Lord knows just how many villains we could’ve prevented if only they had more support in the beginning.”

Jack nodded. “Rightfully said!” He and Maddie shared a look and smiled. For the sake of their children, they would strive to be better parents.

[glacialheart]

Look I may be put for revenge but I won't make fun of you so have this instead <3 it's 10 in the morning and im still eepy THERES A WASP OUTSIDE MY WINDOW i hit my shoulder against the corner of my desk bob the spider

i await your revenge, then <3