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#also im not like. a batman fan
djevelbl · 1 month
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I've never been this funny before, and I'll never be this fucking funny ever again--
(the text in Spanish says good morning in the morning, riddle me this batman: in where the fuck am I gonna anonymously and comically complain about my dad if the guy gets in here??)
#that's a lie#i proceeded to IMMEDIATELY make another banger joke#and it was just relaying what I'd already come up with irl in the moment!#my dad calling me a shithead bc of a comment i made: *something something he calls me a shithead*#me. making the best joke of my life. pointing at myself as i speak: nature vs nurture babeyyyyy#I WILL NEVER BE THIS FUNNY Y'ALL#THIS IS MY PEAK#anyway#demon rambles™#demon storytimes™#bc it deserves it. it's TOO GOOD of a joke#also it's something that actually happened soooo#yea#also the 'good morning in the morning' is just. completely stolen i am NOT that funny c'mon#eduardo if you ever see me saying that. i hope y'know that you're tge funniest mf to ever live#idk why but the COMPLETELY grammatically butchered sentence of 'good morning in the morning' is just. soooo funny to me in Spanish#it should be an accepted greeting#also im not like. a batman fan#not even a dc fan#the only superhero i like is miles morales. he's not even from the same entertainment company lmao#all i know is that looking for that image i discovered that the riddler looks very flamboyant & fruity in some iterations#I'd enjoy superhero shit if they brought the silly-looking /pos & fruity riddler back tho. he looks like a vibe#he looks like he'd be a blast on the big screen#like batmanisagatewaydrug's Birthday Boy idea. that sounds liek SUCH. FUN#if they genuinely made Birthday Boy a thing I'd be an INSTANT FAN#that's the vibe i love y'all: silly and goofy and funny. self-serving even#/pos ofc
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girluimfailing · 10 months
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Some Tim stans r fucking crazy wtf
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neptunezo · 5 months
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If I lived in Gotham, I personally would rather die than be saved- because imagine you’re about to be human centipede’d and this mother fucker shows up
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mamawasatesttube · 3 months
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i have to speak my truth. i think timkon clone baby aus fucking suck
#rimi talks#here's the thing. you take a traumatized teenager and give them a baby. you're going to further traumatize the teen AND the baby#you take a traumatized teenager and say ''hey your bff nonconsensually cloned you while you were dead and now there's a child''........#LIKE THATS NOT GREAT. THATS NOT GREAT!#and like. if it's in-character tim is horribly depressed and grieving. kon has just successfully committed suicide via heroics and come BAC#NEITHER of them is going to be a good parent because of how they are STILL TEENAGERS THEMSELVES#and im just so fundamentally NOT interested in seeing my favs be shitty parents who unintentionally traumatize a child#.....hey wait. is that the appeal? to batman fans i mean. since. yknow. that's what batman does--#anyways ive never seen a single one of these posts that suggests the op has even heard of kon's clone rights feelings#clone baby guardian arc in sb94 you will always be fucking famous#but hey i mean why bother being in-character or anything when you can do fluff thats ooc to the point of unrecognizability i guess#this is tangentially also how i feel about people who say steph couldve kept the baby + raised it with tim. bro they were 15#but its soo much more egregious with kon because he has NO ability to consent to this. he is dead.#he forgives tim afterwards because tim already knows it was fucked up to do and he was wrong#THATS SIGNIFICANT. BECAUSE THERE *IS* SOMETHING FOR KON TO FORGIVE#frankly if kon returned from the dead and tim was like hey i cloned you and made a child. it'd destroy their relationship#he'd be sympathetic and he would be kind to the child but his ability to trust tim would be shattered by that#and again im just NOT interested in that story!!!!#and neither is anyone else who does this trope i think because no one doing this trope actually gives a shit about kon's character afaict :#OH WELL. whatever . i block and i move on and also i bitch about it in the tags on a personal post. you know how it is#now im gonna go play some more hades. ive gotta beat extreme measures 4 with every weapon
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damian-lil-babybat · 17 days
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There's this kind of hybrid artstyle in comics lately that I wanna learn how to do (i just wanna stare at them coz its too pretty). Would it be an insult to call it hybrid? Hybrid in a way that its more anime-ish/cartoon-ish...but still very much in comic artstyle. It's very stylized too, and it's more softer and expressive on the face, and I love it.
I don't know if its a real thing, or I'm just seeing things in my fave artists in comics
Jorge Jimenez (Super Son Vol. 1)
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Simone di Meo (Robin 2021 #16)
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Belen Ortega (Batman 2016)
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Yasmine Putri (Robin 80th Anniversary)
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For chibi, theres
Dustin Nguyen (Lil Gotham 2021)
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Juni Ba (Boy Wonder 2024)
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Other notable artists that I like: (1) Patrick Gleason for giving us RSOB & for drawing kids who look like kids; (2) Joelle Jones for lineart; (3) Christopher Mittens for inking and panelling; (4) Otto Schmidt for character dynamic & fight scenes; (5) Gabriel Picolo for nostalgic DCAM feels
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#Since my anatomy keep reverting back to anime gdi#Also love yasmine putri for her ethereal coloring and fine lineart...but her coloring style is too realistic to be stylized#and the way she draws cover is like a painting with beautiful compositions!#Also love joelle jones' lineart but again too many realistic lines on the face but its still pretty and distinctive of her style#sadly i'll always associate her art with the character assassination of talia during tom king's run...#and jones draw talia so beautifully!!!! She draw women so gorgeous...its almost thirst trap!#My go-to art reference when i wanna draw dc characters#Inking and panelling is christopher mittens...he is so artistic and creative on his inks!#patrick gleason gave us goliath & og dami-squad so i love him...and the way he draw kids are so adorable!#Batman#Dc comics#Dc artist masterpost#For references will add when i see other art i like#Otto scmidt imo could tell a personality through poses alone its beautiful...he also have this dynamic and fluid fight scenes that i like#Scmidt can also be anime...but he's more cartoon for me...like the newspaper caricature style?#The notable artist are those i love but is not hybrid-anime imo lol#I finally get why I like Gabriel Picolo its coz his style is very DCAM and its awesome! But its not anime so changed it a little#sams with Starbite...very DCAM but in terms of style im also more for picolo#Simome di Meo...! I thought it was Jorge Jimenez but its not! Also awesome works#Also Ramon Bachs!!! Also similar feels with Patrick Gleason...so style wise...im more for gleason art#Im a dami-centric reader and fan...so its obviosuly artists i encounter while enjoying or painfully reading up to Dami's stories
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imdoinggreatthanks · 6 months
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I honestly can't make up my mind/ don't ship him with anyone which feels weird because he's my favorite character so I feel obligated to ship him with SOMEONE so let me know your thoughts
I AM IGNORING ALL BATCEST.
Edit: I did contemplate adding y/n or reader as one of the options with how many of those fics are out there lol
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breadandblankets · 1 year
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if i was a gothamite i would simply find batman by looking for the GIANT power sink
nevermind post cancelled did yall know that the batcave has a hydroelectric plant inside and also in the 40s it was a fission reactor?
is the batcave on a separate system than the manor? there's no way that system was designed by a licensed engineer, bruce probably did it himself smh, add yet another crime to his rap sheet
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catboybatman · 3 months
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I hate comics i hate the fandom i love reading a comic and liking it and noticing something interesting and looking it up to see if someone noticed too but perhaps more eloquently to hear their thoughts and instead i get hit in the face with batfanon or just nothing interesting at all 😭😭😔😔 im sorry. Ill always be grateful to fanon for getting me into comics but dear godd. And i dont want to sound like a whiny asshole that ruins everyone's fun bc yk. Have at it! But its just so much,, i cant escape it.
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lunar-lair · 8 months
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never going to be over red hoods muzzle/actual hood look. its so good. like, just. the muzzle period. my baby boy who is a wolf and a dog and loyal and bites and should not be trusted and just wants to go home. you could even slap it on the original red hood outfit and id be happy!! i just like it when his hair is visible ok :( and also muzzles are cool
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cracklewink · 1 year
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a little batman redesign i did for fun. my thoughts on batman’s look: 1) his ears should be huge. 2) i wanted to make his bat symbol a heart because batmans greatest strength isnt his smarts, its his COMPASSION!!!! and also his billion dollars
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carpthecarp · 12 days
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i saw a batman tiktok and i was giggling until i opened the comments and im not giggling anymore
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waywardsalt · 1 year
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oh yeah i’ve got a bunch of loz aus that i haven’t really talked about. a few of them are listed and slightly explained in this poll and explanation reblog but i haven’t gone out of my way to actually list the aus i have and really explain them. so that’s what this post is for. here are some... decently simple explanations of my major aus and what they're generally about
i have two kinds of aus: original aus (loz aus that are set in their own kinds of worlds with their own stories and twists on character roles) and then crossover aus (we all know how this works i just mash loz and a thing i like together)
original aus: (many currently dont have actual titles, so the titles will often just be concept shorthand)
in the court of the crimson king/crimson king au: probably the most developed and closest to being written out. it's got one of the longer premises; set in a industrial-esque hyrule city, following linebeck as the main character, as the adoptive older brother of link and aryll, living with them and their grandmother as the only one able to reliably make money to pay for rent and food, leaving every other week to do jobs, but he moonlights as the 'demon of the gray moon', a masked persona he'd created as a child that had long since become a city-wide urban legend, anonymously taking unsavory jobs from whomever can contact him and offer pay, often working directly for bellum, a childhood friend, the one who enabled and trained him to become the demon, and one of five anonymous leaders of the city. linebeck effectively lives a double life, and tries to stay out of too much trouble to avoid drawing attention to himself or making his adoptive family worry, but he gets dragged into more and more danger as bellum becomes curious about the identities of the city's other leaders, and linebeck falls in love with a man named ganondorf, suspected to be one of those other city leaders. ive got a few posts related to it already: this one being another vague concept descriptor, this one being an actual scene i have written out.
'gimmick' au: i cannot explain the gimmick without spoiling the au. put simply, in this au, hyrule as a whole has been at war for ten years, every race and kingdom taking sides in a conflict that seems to be going nowhere. link joined the hylian army young, and has made his way up the ranks to become trusted by queen zelda herself, and things in the war take an interesting turn as he and zelda discover a new faction, unaligned with any particular kingdom and with unknown motives, and zelda decides to set out to the different parts of hyrule, link and a chosen group of trusted allies in tow, intending to try negotiation one more time before things take a turn for the worse.
sci-fi/space au: the fun one that probably would need to be done in a visual medium. it takes place in a solar system of a few planets, link growing up on the planet hyrule and occasionally traveling to the others as a knight specializing in investigating and taking down dangerous bounty hunters, working for zelda as a friend. he and zelda uncover a plot by the yiga clan to accumulate a number of highly dangerous research and weapons held by each species as they aim to resurrect a demon to wreck havoc on the solar system- the b plot being about the top bounty hunters in the solar system screwing around, eventually colliding with link and zelda's a plot as it begins to involve them.
murder mystery(?) au: one of the older ones, maybe one of the oldest that i still stick with. this might actually be one of the first ones i tried writing. the plot begins when zelda returns to hyrule city years after her father- the former mayor- was murdered, finding that he has been replaced by ganondorf and that while things seem fine enough on the surface, random and organized crime run the show, and she begins a private detective agency as 'sheik', a masked young man, and with the help of impa, and old friend and confidant, she moonlights as sheik and uses her daytime identity as zelda to help chip away at some of the city's biggest problems and finds herself drawn into a long string of murders that appear to be anything but random violence.
ruined hyrule 1: i have two au’s with the premise of hyrule being ruined. neither of them have more specific names yet. this one begins with the majority of greater hyrule's population having long since locked themselves in hyrule castle town in order to escape the increasingly dangerous wildlife. zelda, a young girl at the beginning, becomes curious about what lies beyond the city walls, and makes friends with many other children within this sheltered hyrule, and as they grow up together, aim to eventually venture out into the wilderness to see what may have caused the outside world to become so incredibly hostile.
ruined hyrule 2: the other ruined hyrule. set in a devastated hyrule, roughly ten years after the royal family was killed, link failing to save them or hyrule in the time since. he now resolves to set out and indiscriminately destroy every demon that plagues the ruined hyrule, meeting and bringing along various allies, each of which has been uniquely affected by and have different lived in this altered, dangerous shell of hyrule.
modern (school): i also have two modern aus. this one isn’t plot driven, just a concept i have, would work best as little vignettes or something. essentially just the idea of a group of loz characters hanging out together in a modern high school (or college?) setting.
modern: this is the one with an actual plot. follows the general idea of zelda characters living in a modern world only for the typical legends to begin resurfacing and heralding dark events. plot specifics are murky, but that's the general idea.
dark mage: this is the au that where the seas meet the sands takes place in. basically just ganondorf x linebeck shenanigans in this alternate hyrule while actual plot sneaks up on them. named 'dark mage' mostly because the initial idea behind this au was that linebeck would learn magic.
horror au: doesn't have the best name, and it's ended up just being a personal sandbox for me. constantly changing, with the cast and setting often altering if i find that something isn't working or sticking. it's an au i've considered (and even briefly tried) writing in the past, but it's still too fluid, and writing horror effectively is difficult. it's a fun au, though.
mecha au: spawned because i watched neon genesis evangelion. a lot of this au's basic concepts can be found here: x but the short version is that hyrule is being besiged by massive monsters, but each race has created their own mechs to combat them. link is just a farmer who happens to have a strange knack for being a mech user, so is brought in by zelda as a gamble to bolster their chances, and he is tasked with working with a new and less-than-trustworthy crew to help fight those monsters.
'amnesia link' au: an au that sprang up in about a day and hasn't gotten too far since. basic premise being that three years prior to the story, link and a group of allies has faced off against ganondorf and, despite their best efforts, lost, with link being presumed dead by their enemies. now, link has woken up from his coma, his memories gone and hyrule taken over, and, with guidance, must once again travel across hyrule, aiming to rediscover his allies and try to face ganondorf once more.
A quick list of crossovers: I won't explain these in length, since they can range from having their own plot to just being a fun mental concept. So, the things I have made crossover aus with are:
Warrior Cats
Batman
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Persona 5
Pokemon
(there are other, smaller ones, these are just the ones i consistently pay attention to)
So! These are the majority of my legend of zelda aus, some of which I may write, some of which just exist in my mind for fun, all of which I wouldn't mind talking more about if anyone is curious!
#i had to find an actual list i made to remember most of these tbh#salty talks#salty's loz aus#lmk if any of the colored text on here is hard to read i can change it#for some of the duplicate name aus the colors help me remember which is which but ill change it if it makes it hard to read#this took absolute ages to finish partially bc i dont have much physical evidence of these aus. they live in my mind and my mind only#my favorite little tidbit is that in the space au linebeck is a bounty hunter known for being a really skilled sniper#and i did not. in fact. be inspired by sniper tf2. this au predates my knowing about tf2. space au linebeck is inspired by fuckin#ttgl yoko littner and sao (gags) sinon. this will always be funny to me. space au linebeck is probably one of my favorite au linebecks#fun fact also. counting the crossover aus linebeck plays an antagonistic role at some point in 10 of these aus#also anyways worth reminding that a lot of this shit isnt actually very developed. the murder mystery au does not have a lot of actual plot#most of the developed plot stuff in these aus tends to be directly connected to linebecks role in the story bc a lot of these aus happen to#exist bc one day i was like hm what if linebeck was in (hyperspecific situation that led to the creation of one of these aus)#gimmick au is a really good example of how a linebeck in xyz situation thought can spawn a huge fucking story#but i cant get too specific abt that without spoiling the fucking gimmick and ive already said too much#'dark mage' au is also called that bc i think it was REALLY inspired by me thinking abt linebeck in the fe awakening male dark mage outfit#this has been sitting in my drafts for. so long. and then in two days i slammed all of those out and bam. here we are#the crossover aus list is also a list of 'media that also gave me brainworms and therefore got the honor of meshing with the Big Interest'#im not even a big time batman fan i just saw the 2022 movie and scrolled through an entire blog dedicated to harvey dent#i know so fucking much about harvey dent. why is dc so fucking bad about him#anyways welcome to the bottom of the tags. hope you enjoyed your stay. these r my weird loz aus#post-ph isnt here cuz i dont consider it an au. its something else between ‘au’ and ‘speculative canon’
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"Batman doesnt beat up mentally ill people he helps all his villains!" you guys have to fucking accept there are 8 billion batman comics and batman Media and that for every panel of Batman trying to help Harvey theres 5 of Batman punching him in the face and saying hes beyond saving. Please. Please.
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gothamcityneedsme · 7 months
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i would accept the joker if like, the brainiac brainwashing unlocked the joker locked in batman's mind though. a jokerfied batman is right there. then you don't even have to kill him. that'd be a blast.
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figofswords · 2 years
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The Batman fandom has ruined the words replacement, coffee, cereal, green, pit and so many others lol. Every time I hear those words I just have a fight or flight response 😭
DONT even get me started. you should hear the sigh I make every time I see REPLACEMENT. like yes hate how are so many people so wrong
#whenever im writing Jason im always like. very carefully wording my away around having to use the word at all#bc it’s become such a fuckin Thing#like Guys that’s not How People Talk!!!!!!!!!#also ok last week I said I was gonna write out a short essay on some gripes I have about Jason characterization in the fandom#and like half of it has to do with ‘pit madness’ which. which. hrghfks#basically tldr about it. it’s some fucking bullshit that isn’t really like. canon supported#like ‘pit madness’ is a temporary thing immediately following immersion#and it’s THEORIZED that ra’s al ghul is bonkers evil bc of centuries of compounded use#but Jason went in ONE TIME and it wasn’t a full resurrection#and more importantly I THINK ITS A FUCKING COP OUT#oh here’s a deeply morally complex character who’s arc is defined by his tragedy and anger#what if uhhhh all of these complexities were caused by fuckin pit mind control or some shit and ACTUALLY he’s a good guy uwu#like WAY TO BE BORING I GUESS. GODDAMN#I don’t have evidence to support this but I suspect the whole concept came from morrison’s Jason arc#like as a way to explain why he’s completely off the rails there#but actually what you should do is ignore morrison’s arc bc morrison doesn’t know how to write Jason#ANYWAYS. Batman fandom is so annoying I’m gonna have to stop looking at it and just like#live in mt version of reality where I’m approaching comics from an increasingly scholarly angle#and read the good runs of the comics#and ignore whatever the fuck is going on with the Batman fans#asks#anonanonanonanah
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snackleggg · 1 year
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I think more dc x rottmnt crossovers should exist.
Think of the dynamics, the chaos potential and the stress adult heroes would be under at this group of overpowered teenagers just picking fights with and antagonising dangerous villains left and right. Or just straight up befriending them.
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