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Some Tim stans r fucking crazy wtf
#girl... r u sure YOURE not the onw having a hissy fit?#attacking someone just because you think your character is superior#WHITE character superior to 2 poc characters if i may#like no thx weirdo#anti tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#twitter is crazyy#LOL im like a snitch#but wtf is this#the original poster also clarified this isnt a dig at damian just that cass makes more sense as the next batman#and most damian fans agree too#but this tim drake fan came and started yelling abt how tim better than both#💀💀#and then a dig at batman damian outta nowhere even tho the og tweet clearly said they dont like damian batman#DID WE ALL JUST COLLECTIVELY FORGET ABT GUN BATMAN TIM#SAVIOR TIM?#R YALL CRAZY?..
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Kazujun Headcanon Time part idk anymore (ive shared so many headcanons bc i think about them 23/6)
Kazuya closes his eyes and ignores Jun whenever he's flustered of her presence, especially with her actions.
He's never let any woman get that close to him, so when he and Jun have developed their relationship into something more than "acquaintances", Jun has felt much more comfortable being more intimate with how she approaches Kaz physically, to which Kaz finds it new and somewhat uncomfortable because he feels weird (by weird, he's experiencing butterflies for the first time in his life because he's never had butterflies in his stomach before Jun, so the feeling of being flustered is new to him)
Jun could be like fixing Kazuya's necktie, and it would fluster the hell out of Kazuya for having her do something so "married couple"-like behavior. He would shut his eyes close for the whole duration of Jun fixing his tie, because maybe if he couldn't see Jun, he would stop having this weird feeling inside of him.
Jun, being very observant, has already picked up this habit of Kaz. So whenever she sees him with his eyes shut after she does something that's a little bit sweet to Kaz, she would feel a sense of accomplishment for being able to fluster a grumpy guy like Kaz. Secretly, she also finds it very cute and adorable, but she would never admit it out loud.
#kazujunhcbykrista#IMAGINE KAS WITH HIS CHEEKS GOING PINK WITH HIS EYES CLOSED AND WITH HIS SILLY BUSHY BROWS SNITCHED TOGETHER WHILE HIS ARMS ARE CROSSED#ITS SO SILLY AND I CANT#BUT ITS SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY LOL#i think i kinda made them act like this in one of my fics i literally cant remember anymore#but idk i think this is just so cute i need this to be canon hihihi#kazjun#kazujun#kazuya x jun#jun kazama#kazuya mishima#mishima kazuya#kazama jun
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Another storyboard I got to work on recently, this one focusing more on drama.
This one is a Persona 3 storyboard! Featuring Aigis and Akihiko. Big content warning for mention/discussion of an Eating Disorder. This is based on a story by @halfpennyjones, "Inversion" on ao3.
Done on Storyboard Pro, and (most) backgrounds were done on Blender 3D. Thanks for watching!
#persona 3#cw: ed mention#cw: eating disorder#akihiko sanada#aigis persona 3#p3 aigis#i got this storyboard out right on time for the reload remake lol which was totally not intenional#really#actually i havent even bought the game#played p3p#i have no interest in it rn.....im playing re4 LOL#zgrist#2024#also my absolute favortie part of this is when aigis mentions that koromaru (the fucking dog) gossiped to her about akihiko....#and him just being like. are you fucking kidding me. the dog snitched on me. what world do i live in#Youtube#also me n my friend did the voices lmaooooo we struggled
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We're having a billiard competition at work and ppl keep fckin smoking weed (I don't care that they are smoking I care where they are smoking AT) and I keep smelling it in one of the bathrooms and when I told a manager he goes "well we're not sure if it even is weed. It might just be a certain kind of cigarette." Like. Oh, it's a certain kind alright.
#like. im not gonna snitch but it isnt legal here so maybe. dont do it inside or RIGHT NEXT TO THE FRONT DOORS#+if it was a cig they shouldnt be smoking inside anyways lol#but unless we actively catch someone in the act of smoking we cant do anything abt it lol#cola posting#pls do that shit at home or in your car they call it skunk for a fcking reason
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#life is insane rn#i got a job offer and it's higher in everything compared to what i have rn#but even before that my company found out that i had my cv profile open on certain websites even though i hid it from them. but#another partner company snitched on me? lmao anyway. the last 3 days were crazy#everyone was asking what i didnt like. even the head of the entire huge department called me and offered some improvements??#what the actual fuck#ngl i got tired of this attention. it didnt flatter me in the slightest if anything it annoyed me so much#the only thing they didnt offer was a raise lol#anyway i guess with an actual offer im gonna talk to the manager and hope for the best#(that they dont tie me down in the office even if i work from home)
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i got a bonus + raise and ive only been working like 3 months im soso excited sorry i just wanted to tell someone
AH THAT'S SO EXCITING! im so happy for you bestie <3
#WHEN IS IT MY TURN!#did i tell you guys that there's a waitress at work who not only is younger than me BUT has only been there like 2 months#and me and one of the OG waitresses (she's been there even longer than i have and there's a real solidarity amongst the OG crowd now)#were talking to this waitress and she goes 'oh yeah i get paid £10.18 an hour lol. DONT tell anyone'#and to contextualise this england has minimum wages that differ based on age brackets#where it's like £5 for under 18s. £7.49 for 18-20 (my bracket) and then it jumps to £10.18 when you turn 21#so this 19 YEAR OLD NEW WAITRESS was getting paid the wrong minimum wage bracket that baso saw her earning £3 extra an HOUR#than us. which is an insane amount to build up over a long time like ik it doesn't sound like much but TRUST ME it is#and i felt a bit bad for her bc she's new to waitressing and generally quite naive and it SHOWS#like if they put ME on the wrong pay bracket id take that shit to my grave i would NOT risk that being taken from me#but she was just joking with us clearly expecting a PLATONIC social interaction and not a WORKPLACE interaction#like at the end of the day im friends with the people i work with and i not only like this girl but hold nothing against her#BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR IT TO AFFECT MY LITERAL WAGES!!!! I NEED THAT MONEY!!!!!#so yeah me and the other waitress fully snitched and i kinda hoped management might give us some sort of hush bonus#but all they did was lower the girl to the appropriate wage which. fair and again i feel bad for her but WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT#so yeah thats MY luck with wages anonstie lmao ur thriving in comparison <3#ask
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Was talking to a tutoring coworker about how I think I wanna reward myself with a switch after graduation, cause I haven't played zelda since middle school on my ds and I fuckin miss some of those Nintendo games, and he told me "I can sell you my switch" with a grin on his face, and oh boy does that sound appealing.
#i want it. i want it i want it#its been so long since ive played video games i forgot people sell used consoles and not just games#he says he just doesn't really use it which makes sense#his best friend who i also work with has been telling him not to sell it lol so im just not gonna snitch#i think he'd feel a little bit different a way about selling it to a friend as opposed to like a store i guess#maybe i would#i never finished a zelda game and ive never really even played kirby much before#wanna try the new pokemon#really loved bomberman land touch 2 on the ds and would be down for more of that#funny enough i played ds animal crossing while everyone bought nh in the pandemic#but im not really even feeling like playing that one any time soon#i know people have gotten fatigued with it and some of the appeal is lost if im playing without all of you#i mm wow i really need to go to bed#snow day tomorrow i have work to catch up on#goodnight#shut up kaily
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also like to clarify.. we were not expecting her to leave. and any time she would have left would’ve been bad timing but it’s like.. this was HER program and we didn’t have enough time to really get to know it as well as she did (and still does probably). and there are so many flaws in it that we didn’t have time to address and our attention was spread so thin bc we were / still are juggling a million things and trying to compensate for the vacancy in our already extremely and egregiously small staff. so i get that the leaders may be feeling unsupported and resentful of that and that is very valid. but it’s like.. if that is in fact the case i think it’s important to know that this is not ideal for us either. we lost the person who knew this program inside and out and we still haven’t recovered and even though her position has been filled now (by my new colleague bestie who is AMAZING and has been helpful and supportive and has gone above and beyond in every way and i adore them don’t get me wrong) we may never fully recover from it or at least we won’t for a very long time. and im not even just talking about like the impact on our work. i mean on us as people who were closely psychically bound together. which sounds freakish and weird but we were. that wound is going to take a long time to fully scar and when the scar forms it will always be there. so excuse us for not putting on a perfect asb less than a year after she left us we are kind of seeing the consequences of all of the horrors right now lol.
#purrs#delete later#i need to not be so fucking bitter about it i know it’s not helpful at all. but it just feels so unfair. i feel attacked. i know we had a#lot of room to grow and we still do but it’s like.. we did the best we could and we’re doing the best we could now. and it just sucks. the#things we thought were going well were not. and the things i need to cope they have grudges about. so like what the fuck ever. it’s like at#this point i hate all of them and never want to see them again. LIKE THE WAY IVE BEEN FUCKING BENDING OVER BACKWARDS over text trying to#help one of them bc she texts me all the time and it turns out she thinks we’re evil??? lol. ok. whatever. like go fuck yourself lmao#<- i need to just get this out of my system bc it’s soooo immature and unhelpful and not how a staff member should respond to this and#posting abt it online is dangerous and has consequences. but i just feel so miserable. and small. and painfully aware of my smallness.#and alone and helpless. and unable to support the people who actually are being responsible and mature and coming to confess stuff to us#even though they’re snitching or whatever. like this shit is so unbelievably fucking stupid and i shouldn’t be letting it get me down but i#just feel very vulnerable to it all rn and lonely. but typing out my thoughts and knowing peopel will read them helps (cringe). ok i should#go to bed now bc we have a very long and early day tmrrw and i haven’t prepared for what im supposed to do AT ALL bc we were in that session#for like 5 hours when it was only supposed to be 1.5 and i didn’t get to eat and my ut*rus is trying to rip my body apart like a wolverine!#* unable to support the ppl who are actually being responsible.. LET ALONE my colleague besties who are each carrying the burdens of this in#different ways and are also processing this difficult news in ways that will have implications for our past present and future! like lollll
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I'm going to block this bitch's number i cannot!
#my lab partner is such an annoying asshole good grief#the one from bio that i ranted about on here already..#i had to text her tdy bc even if i hate her and we're writing our reports individually we have to make sure our data lines up#if thats different then it just means we fucked up in the lab#so i did i have texted her and now she wont stop spamming me questions like bitch figure it out yourself like everyone else#she wanted me to send her my work but i was like no lol#i didn't say that instead i texted her a short paragraph of vague instructions that ended with 'check the lab manual if you don't get it'#the thing is we didn't finish our last experiment so we're technically cheating by faking some of our data and if im not civil with her im#like Lowkey afraid she'll snitch on me#although that would affect her too bc shes complicit? lol wait. why was i afraid#anyway im just ignoring her now i was nicer than necessary#z.post
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=_= a neighbor complained to our landlord bc there were trash bags next to our bin & we hadn't mowed the lawn yet and part of me is trying to be cool about it but part of me gets so mad about snitches lghdjflkds also it made me pretty embarrassed bc i would never put bags next to the bin like that but someone did while we were moving stuff in and i was like i guess i just have to leave them there until trash day bc they got rained on so i can't bring them back in, but they were driving me nuts the entire time TT_TT. plus like. we Just moved in last wednesday and you're already complaining that we haven't mowed the lawn? it's not even the weekend yet
#im too autistic for this bc likeee#just talk to me directly if you have a problem#bc tbh neither request is unreasonable since we share part of our yards/where we put our trash bins#but just talk to me about it or leave me a note or find out if it's a pattern of behavior#don't be a snitch#OH ant they stole my package ghsdklfj#it got left on their doorstep and i was too nervous to go up and grab it when i realized and now it's gone#and theyve definitely not put it on my doorstep which would take all of 15 seconds#it 1000% had my name and correct address on it soooo#i could be reading more ill-intent into that than was intended but now w the complaining thing i'm like. do they have some problem w me or#bc thankfully even my landlord was like 'idk why they're complaining about this i just mowed last tuesday before you moved in'#nyway it's not worth spending too much time on i just wanted to vent/be petty real quick lol
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Bro every time someone asks you about the group chat stuff or your history on here, you get so vague but it leaves those who love tea SO CURIOUS 😂🤪
believe me, as a gay i love and live for tea im not involved in too 😂 but also, be respectful please (no hate this was just very real for me and i don’t view it as others “tea”).
when i was involved, it was emotionally AWFUL for me personally. i used to not be at all a confrontational person who stands up for himself like ZERO backbone before testosterone and meeting my current love, so when i had to do that and do it against people i’ve loved, it REALLY affected me for a LONG time after the fact. like i had to go through the 5 stages of grief letting a certain select few people go for good. i had to validate myself for months turned to about 2 years when i had no one left from this website i could trust but my partner. it was sad.
since then, i’ve actually rekindled the main friendship i thought i had lost from here that made me the absolute MOST sad. it’s been an incredible healing experience to take a step away from here to work on me and come back and see an old friend had been too and we can move on together and on the same page again, healing what went wrong in the past. i don’t want problems and tea, i just explain when i’m asked certain things and why i don’t do group chats anymore here.
#also not for nothin#i’ll be the one voice in this whole community who will be upfront#ask me about someone and if i know them and know them from my history on this website#and they’re bad news#…. imma snitch lol#like idc i’ll help save others the time and energy i wasted#and others wasted too#im no tea blog lmao just a real dude who had massively hurtful and traumatic shit go down#and made friends w others who are in my boat too#anyone else wanna board the trauma cruise and be friends with us??#only rule is be nice and leave the drama on the mainland
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Actually now that I'm thinking about it I think Dib would like those bands but his favorites wouldn't be their most popular/fan loved albums. He would go "Oh you like (insert music nerd band)?" and then pull out like their most obscure release that isn't on Spotify or YouTube
under a clip i saw of jhonen vasquez saying dib's favorite lemon demon song would be Two Trucks were so many people saying "noo it'd be touch tone telephone because that's literally his character" tbh i don't think dib would be a lemon demon fan. Two Trucks would be the one song he's actually listened to because it got popular outside of the typical lemon demon fan circle for being funny.
personally i think dib has that "stereotypical redditor incel"/"not like other kids" music taste. he goes on his blog and posts pictures of like OK Computer, Weezer (Blue Album) and The Money Store and goes like "The kids in my class don't understand the music I listen to because they're SHALLOW. Why don't you all try listening to REAL music sometime???" either that or he listens to like Merzbow or something else very harsh and non-mainstream
he pretends to hate creep to seem cool but when it starts playing he cries
#rbs#rambles#invader zim#i think his favorite death grips record would be year of the snitch#or maybe he likes some of the instrumental shit they did#i think im just headcanoning him as a music nerd as well as a paranormal nerd now lol...#he plays it in front of other kids and they all go ''ewww this is horrible dib you suck''#and dib would go ''come onnn why can none of you appreciate art when you see it??''
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aristocat | max verstappen x fem! reader
summary; y/n couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make an instagram account for hers and max’s latest child
fc; various girls from pinterest
warnings; lol none
note; requested ! as a fellow cat person, i <3 that max is a cat person too
masterlist !
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mariethearistocat: hello world! i’m marie verstappen-l/n, new to the verstappen family 🐱🐾🎀
maxverstappen1: my baby
yourusername: OUR* baby🙎♀️🙎♀️
maxvertappen1: sorry our baby😔
username: THE KITTENN??
username: wonder who runs the account
mariathearistocat: dads has the ideas, moms executes thems :p
username: max and y/n opening an account for their cat im so akzkskxksk
username: omg
username: max is giving lewis w roscoe
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mariethearistocat: day out with moms while dads vroom vroom🐾🎀🐱
maxverstappen1: ‘day out’ y/n we all know you napped then went to go get your daily coffee
yourusername: false!!! i also got a croissant !!
username: THE BIRKIN BAG OMG
username: the pearl collar is killing me
username: oh to be a white kitten in a family of rich people 🕊️🕊️
lilymhe: SHES SO CUTEAKSMAK
mariethearistocat: tanks u auntie 🎀🐾🤍
username: how much yall wanna bet this was max
maxverstappen1: no it was not!
landonorris: yes it was i saw
maxverstappen1: snitch.
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mariethearistocat: long day beings me 😴😴🎀🐾🐱🤍
maxverstappen1: such a tough life for u marie not for y/n
yourusername: stop fighting w me in front of our daughter 🙎♀️🙎♀️🙎♀️
yourusername: besides you made me have this simple life by making me a stay at home gf😒
maxverstappen1: sorry but do u really wanna work again
yourusername: ….. no
username: i aspire to have an account of mine and my boyfriends cat one day
username: MARIE IN A PINK BOWWW
roscoelovescoco: play dates when?🐶🐶
mariethearistocat: in silverstones 🐱🐱
username: gonna need marie n roscoe pics fr
username: does this make max…. a dilf????
maxverstappen1: y/n’s been calling me a dilf since jimmy and sassy 🥸
yourusername: but that makes me a milf cmere verstappen
maxverstappen1: no flirting in front of the cats!
yourusername: SHES ASLEEP CMERE
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one scenarios#formula one imagine#f1 scenario#formula one social media au#f1 scenarios#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen social media au#max verstappen smau#max verstappen scenario#max verstappen imagine
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୧ ׅ𖥔 ۫ young, dumb, broke high school kids⋄ 𓍯
ᝬ 🐈⬛ 𖠵 𓄹
…in which, camp half blood unfortunately gets their hands on twt + instagram.
tags/warnings: percy jackson x reader, tv!percy, percy being obsessed with reader, clarisse being petty, making fun of percy and luke out of love, big sister figure!clarisse, chris x clarisse mention once,
ೃauthor notes⁀➷: i might make a pt.2 or make one with luke because these sre so much fun and so silly!! ignore how i was supposed to post the erm luke x ares!reader but this was tew fun
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ynisbetter;
…playing, what you need, the weeknd.
—making fun of luke is a full time job and i’m fully committed 🤍
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lukecastellann why do you do this to me
↳percy..jackson can you get out of y/n’s comment section
↳lukecastellann do i know you
percy..jackson you look gongus
↳percy..jackson gorges
↳chasingannabeth How did you pull Y/n?
percy..jackson y/n come home dinners getting cold
↳groverinthewoods GET HIM OUTTA THE KITCHEN😭😭‼️‼️
↳bestla.rue WHO TF LET HIM BACK IN🗣️
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percy..jackson;
…playing, love me by elvis presley.
—SHE THE TYPE OF GIRL YOU GO TO WAR FOR‼️💯
tagged: ynisbetter.
ynisbetter percy stop omfg
↳ynisbetter please dont play with me im gna cry
↳percy..jackson NO WAIT IM SORRY WAIT WHAT
bestla.rue i didn’t give you the green light to post y/n on the tl percy 😒
↳percy..jackson LEMME POST MY GIRL😭😭 PLEASEEEEEEEEE
lukecastellann zeus strike me down right now
↳percy..jackson LLLL IMAGINE NOT HAVING A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND😂😂
↳lukecastellann look outside percy
↳percy..jackson wait what
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bestla.rue;
…playing, fucc valentine, honcho moonk.
—HAPPY COUPLES PISS ME OFF
tagged: ynisbetter, percy..jackson.
lukecastellann can i hear an amen
↳chrisishim AMEN BROTHER
↳lukecastellann you arent included in this💀 i see the way u look at her.
↳chrisishim can you NOT.
chasingannabeth Percy has that photo of her in his phone case lol
↳percy..jackson SNITCH!! BOOO🍅🍅
ynisbetter omfg send these to me
↳bestla.rue no. hope this helps🤍
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ynisbetter’s story;
-> the silly??!!!
*bestla.rue replied: OH BUT YOU ARENT TO BUSY TO HANG OUT WITH HIM I SEE HOW IT IS🥱
ynisbetter: YOU ASKED ME TO HANG OUT AT 2AM??
bestla.rue: AND‼️
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*chasingannabeth replied: Can you come and get me from my cabin? I wanna hang out too 😔😔
ynisbetter: absolutely i would go to war for you
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*percy..jackson replied: can u not post the worst photos of me😞
ynisbetter: can i not show my love percy😖☹️
percy..jackson: DONT MAKE ME FEEL BAD
#—PERCY JACKSON#percy jackson x reader#pjo x reader#percy jackson smau#percy jackson x you#pjo smau#i love him<3#percy jackson the man you are
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LOVE HATE — LH°44
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴lewis hamilton x monégasque!ferrari!y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔another day, another bickering contest between everyone’s favourite rivals who we all want to end up together.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ dina denoire.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕cussing, fluff, supernatural references and spoilers.
y/n
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y/n when you forget that monaco is the size of a needle’s eye so u keep running into the mf u hate ﹫lewishamilton
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lewishamilton 🙄🙄🙄
username these two are unreal 😭
username ﹫mercedesamgf1 ﹫scuderiaferrari THEY’RE FIGHTING AGAIN
lewishamilton you literally could’ve vacationed anywhere else
➜ y/n I LIVE HERE????
➜ lewishamilton so what i’m a registered citizen too 🤨
➜ y/n i’m literally monégasque the rest of you are just tax evaders 🙄🙏
➜ username JDJAIQOKWJDJW
➜ username LMFAOOOOOOO
➜ username CALLED OUT THE WHOLE GRID
username can u two just kiss already like ???
username y/n and her emotional support rival 💔💔💔💔💔💔
username funny they act like this we all know you two can’t live without each other 🥱
username when the enemies to lovers is taking too long in the enemies stage 😐
lewishamilton also would appreciate it if you stop coming to my favourite coffee shop, that’s MY spot 🙏🏾
➜ y/n THE OWNER LITERALLY NAMED THE PLACE AFTER ME ????
➜ lewishamilton damn 🙏🏾 too bad it’s MY favourite place
➜ y/nscoffeehouse it’s okay sir Lewis, we like mercedes too!
➜ y/n blocking all of you
➜ username ALWOSJWA
➜ username they literally can’t escape each other 😭
➜ username oh to have a coffee shop in monaco be name after me
username mom and dad are fighting again what’s new
username how is lewis gonna name y/n as his arch nemesis yet she’s the only person he follows like ???
➜ username no bc make it make sense
charles_leclerc can you two act normal for once
➜ y/n NO HE’S SO ANNOYING
➜ lewishamilton oH SO IM THE ANNOYING ONE NOW
➜ y/n you’ve always been 🙏❤️
➜ lewishamilton oh fuck off
➜ y/n you first 🙄
username they’re in love your honour ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️😍😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
username how to fast forward to the part where they’re in love with kids and a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere???
lewishamilton by the way your hair looked ugly
➜ y/n ﹫sebastianvettel LOOK AT THIS
➜ sebastianvettel ﹫lewishamilton I taught you better
➜ lewishamilton ﹫y/n OH SO WERE SNITCHING NOW?
➜ y/n stfu u started
username my parents 😍😍😍😍😍
username lewis is just like me 🤞🏽 however i can admit that i’m in love w y/n
scuderiaferrari this shouldn’t be this entertaining 🍿
➜ mercedesamgf1 real
➜ username EVEN THE ADMINS GAVE UP LOL
lewishamilton
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lewishamilton she actually isn’t that bad when she’s quiet ﹫y/n
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y/n i told you i’m a nice person you just need to shut the fuck up to find out 😍
➜ lewishamilton there is NO point in being nice to you
➜ sebastianvettel stop you two
➜ sebastianvettel do I need to make you hold hands like little kids again?
➜ y/n no seb :(
➜ lewishamilton …no sry seb
username SEB MADE THEM HOLD HANDS 😭
➜ username expediting the enemies to lovers process for everyone’s mental health i see 😁
➜ username HALLELUJAH WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE
➜ username 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
georgerussell63 they can get along ????
➜ landonorris shocked me too ngl
username now that they’re civil someone quickly make them sign some marriage papers
y/n never going hiking with you again i almost died
➜ lewishamilton lmao bc u scraped ur knee on a rock?
➜ y/n an eagle snached ur hat and almost took the last five hairs you have but do you see me talking abt that??
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y/n
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y/n learning to tolerate ﹫lewishamilton (who is is decent enough) bc roscoe is the love of my life 🤍🐾
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username ENEMIES TO LOVERS IS ENEMIES TO LOVERSING FINALLY THE SLOW BURN IS OVER 🥹
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➜ y/n you think you’re a joy ???
➜ lewishamilton i think i’m adorable 😁🙏🏾
➜ y/n wait is that a dean winchester reference
➜ lewishamilton …no.
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username they’re MY old married couple thank you 🤨❤️
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username 🕯 manifesting they magically get together 🕯
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➜ username roscoe and i are children of divorce.
➜ username we all are.
lewishamilton
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y/n three years of pretending i hate u is enough of a soft launch right ???
➜ username FYM THREE YEARS???
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username HARDEST LAUNCH OF THE CENTURY??????????
username THE I LOVE MY GF MEME???? LEWIS WHO HAVE YOU BECOME.
username the fact that i’m surprised is almost offensive 😀
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landonorris took long enough oh my god
➜ sebastianvettel all you did was watch them try to hide their relationship, be grateful you didn’t witness them deny being in love with each other between 2016 and 2019
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➜ username seb is sick and tired 😭
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username THREE YEARS??? THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR THREE YEARS????
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lewishamilton wait so is roscoe technically jack or ben??
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➜ username “ben is barely relevant” i screamed.
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➜ username NO BC SAME.
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danielricciardo i would’ve lost my mind trying to remain quite for longer
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➜ username I LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS HAD ENOUGH LMFAO
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y/n jo literally had the most unfair death in the whole show ???
➜ lewishamilton can we not be cute FOR ONCE
➜ y/n tbf jo and dean would’ve been endgame
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SECRET LOVE!?
souya[angry] x fem!reader
summary ... takemichi and chifuyu stumble across angry...and his girlfriend!?! and smiley doesn't even know about her!?!!!
warnings ... fluff, angry being a wonderful bf <3, smiley opening his eyes, takemichi and chifuyu being little snitches lol
takemichi and chifuyu have been staring at the same couple for a while now..
staring at how angry[!] smileys little brother was holding hands with a very pretty girl, they were looking at the birds from outside the pet shop
angry, who always wore a pissed-off expression, had a soft smile with his...girlfriend[!?], she was pointing at a blue bird and then pointed back at angry, probably comparing his blue hair to the little bird's blue feathers
and angry gave out a little laugh
"no..way," chifuyu said with widened eyes
"do- do you think smiley knows?" takemichi took his eyes off the couple and looked at chifuyu
"he has to right? no way he wouldn't know!" chifuyu exclaimed
chifuyu had said that in fact a little too loud and that made angry turn around to the sound of a familiar voice but he saw nobody that he could recognize
"what's wrong souya?" you ask
"hm? uh! nothing, thought I heard someone familiar.." he said
you also look around, "oh, well, do you wanna go get some ice cream cups? they're having a sale for couples!!" you excitedly asked
angry's face heated up and he shyly nodded, reaching for your hand and letting you lead the way for him
"wow, chifuyu almost blew our cover!" takemichi hissed
chifuyu clicked his tongue and leaned out his head from the alleyway, he and takemichi were hiding in to look at angry and his girlfriend walking away from the pet store
"I didn't mean for it to be that loud!"
both of them now standing on the sidewalk that was in front of the alleyway and facing the direction where the couple walked off to
"im telling you! smiley should know-"
"smiley should know what?"
both of them whipped their heads around to see the commander of toman standing behind them and the captains behind him too
smiley walked up from behind the group with his bright smile and stood in front of both chifuyu and takemichi
"i should know what? huh?" he said
takemichi gulped, while chifuyu stood up straighter "we saw-ah!"
chifuyu glared at takemichi after he elbowed him, but takemichi shook his head "it's his privacy chifuyu.."
smiley started to get agitated at the lack of response he got for his question, "fess up you two, before I beat it out of you"
"easy, easy smiley, what's going on, huh? takemichy? chifuyu?" mikey asked, chewing on a steam bun
"we- its- we saw- maybe- we thought you knew!" both takemichi and chifuyu were talking over each other
"spit it out!" draken said
"we saw angry with a girl!!" they said in unison
.
.
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"pffft! haha! my- my little brother with a girl?" smiley laughed "he's a nervous wreck around girls! almost as bad as hakkai!"
they heard a light 'hey!' but choose to ignore it
"little souya has a girlfriend?" chuckled draken
"and where is little souya and his-" pah-chin was then interrupted by a loud voice yelling 'souya!'
the entire group of delinquents looked up and saw angry, smileys little brother wiping ice cream on a pretty girl's nose and laughing about it, and the girl seconds later laughed too, angry leaned down to kiss the girl's cheek and then wiped the ice cream off her nose and took her hand to lead her away from the spot they where just in
everyone just stared ahead, with widened eyes, just like takemichi and chifuyu had been minutes ago
smiley was so shocked his eyes were open for a good couple before he recoiled back and shut his eyes
"how did my little brother get a girlfriend before me!?"
taglist ... @spqce-bun
just something short and sweet! <3
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