#also im bored so send asks or messages pls

[fortunately-bi]

...... If I went on a hiatus for who knows how long again would y'all hate me....... 👉👈

[lexithwrites]

Please more sugardaddy moonwater hcs. Pls!!

this might get long sorry (but this is kinda what i wanna write next so pls give me feedback) xoxo

they met through a sugar daddy website that james showed to remus one night (he's on it and is absolutely not telling him that he's met a guy)

remus is so embarrassed at first, he was on tinder like twice and had bad dates because of it so he isn't exactly confident this will work but he does get a lot of attention

he gets messages from kinda old guys, and a few older women, that are either way too pushy with what they want in return for an 'allowance' or just kinda creepy and he almost deletes it

then he gets a message off of someone young, maybe his age, and he's gorgeous

remus is so sure its a scam, no one can look that good and be on an app like this but he messages them anyway when they say hi first, and he asks about them and the guy is regulus arcturus black (he gives his full name, he's a loser) and he's literally just looking for company and someone to spend money on, nothing in return, he doesn't need it

remus is kinda shook because like what?? how is this guy lonely he must have friends but turns out regulus just has rich friends that can buy their own things, he doesn't have anyone to spend time with other than when he goes to family events which he hates

and remus is like okay,,,,maybe drinks first and regulus sends him the location of probably the nicest bar in london and remus is close to passing out because he cannot afford this at all but he said he'd go

he wears his nicest outfit (its a brown jumper and some nice trousers and his converse, he cant afford anything else rn because his cat started a hunger strike against the food he's had for a year and remus had to upgrade, kids eh?)

regulus is already there because he is never a minute late, and checking his rolex thinking he's been stood up but remus runs in like 'hi im so sorry i missed the train hi' and regulus is in love already, just straight up his heart starts hammering in his chest because not only is remus gorgeous in a weird, dorky way but he's just...he's adorable

regulus is calm tho, think levi ackerman levels of expression, he just kinda sits there arms folded and asks remus questions about his life and what he would like as an allowance and remus is just,,,confused?

he asks why regulus wants to spend his money on him and regulus insists he's bored (he's so fucking lonely and wants someone around him to dote on) and just needs a date to events as his parents are giving him shit for being single at 26

remus is unsure but decides fuck it, james can probably throw hands if regulus tried anything, and they agree to attend some gala together for regulus' family and remus says he'll have to get new clothes and regulus then sets up a date the next day to buy him an outfit and its a lil montage of regulus giving remus clothes to try its very cute

and is remus confused and guilt ridden for this man spending money on him? yeah, duh, but also he doesn't have to pay his bills anymore, he has amazing clothes, his stress levels are so fucking low than before, and he likes regulus....he really really likes him

and regulus is getting what he wants, but also he has remus lupin as eye candy and that's an added bonus, and god remus is so adorable and nerdy and he wants to climb him like a tree

also yes remus sees james at the event and he's like what the fuck are you doing here and turns out james is with HIS sugar daddy, aka regulus' brother and its a whole ordeal

and maybe one night regulus invites remus to stay with him for the night because its too late to get the train and he doesn't really want to let remus go and maybe they drink wine and maybe they touch just to see what its like and maybe MAYBE they kiss and make out and fuck slow and deep and then AND THEN—

i might write more if people like this idk,,,,

[ericstoltz]

life update!!!!

hi hello friends good morning good afternoon good evening its that time of the month again! this isnt really a big life update like the last time bcs i just thought id list down a bunch of things ive had on my mind.

first of all, im very happy to announce that i was able to watch 16 movies last march !! exciting!! i know ive said the last time that i quit the bingewatching thing but HONESTLY im in a work from home setup and the only way to keep me inspired is by watching a movie ... i am yet to find other ways to stay inspired so watching movies will just do for now... ALSO im gonna try to update my newsletter for the first time this year and itll probably be about the movies that i saw this march that i liked ! im now comfortable with turning the newsletter to be more about movies bcs nothing major has been happening in my life lol . so pls stay tuned for that newsletter post if ur interested!

another thing is ive decided to make this blog more personal! for the past year ive made this blog to be more about movies and gifs and stuff, and as much as i love getting the notes and reading ppl's tags, im going to try and make this blog work for me this time :) hope it doesnt get annoying or something... im also in the process of fixing my about pages and tags and all. ive used tumblr since 2012 so im still struggling with the setup. LIKE yes i want to maximize the fact that you can edit html pages and its cute and lets me be creative but at the same time, im on my phone majority of the time . and i dont like being on my laptop after work because ive literally just been using a laptop the whole day. for work. im rly shy to post some stuff about me (bcs i havent done it before fr insert the tom hanks dialogue from joe vs the volcano abt doing some soul searching and coming to the conclusion that hes just boring so he stops doing it) so if u see me doing it as an attempt to fix the personal pages on my blog, im sorry! AAAND as for the gifs thing, im thinking of changing my film diary tag, one thing i really enjoy is taking note of dialogues i love from a movie so i might just do screenshots. i really miss making gifs even though most of the gifs i end up with are LQ , but it just really isnt feasible now . (also some movies are just so tempting to gif LIKEEE valley girl and everytime we say goodbye 😭😭 it physically hurts me that i cant gif josh whitehouse and tom hanks in those movies....)

ALSO im really very very happy that ive gained new followers recently. i enjoy chatting with you guys and get so happy whenever i get the notif that someone sent me an ask/message!! ive been idle on stan twt/fandoms in general so its been a really long time since ive actually... talked to people... it makes me really happy talking to u and im sorry if my happiness doesnt show in my replies/posts. as i said, its been a while since ive done this and i usually go on here as soon as im off work (when my brain is semi-fried and the words are not wording anymore) . i hope i dont come across as bored/uninterested :(

and it isnt just about fandoms too, im genuinely insterested what u guys are up to lately and all... (in a non stalker way). it just feels nice to have friends in general ^__^

SO YEA, i think thats about it :) if u've read this all until here ilysm! thanks for ur interest and lmk how ur day was! or just send me something u want to talk about !

have a nice day :)

[crustydavestrider]

tl;dr i want video essays to watch in my ask box / messages tldr existing on tumblr because this is a long ass post and i know you guys have varying attention spans

been dead for a minute my bad yall ive been bored and in and outta socializing but im back for a little while and i am addressing You today at this fine 7:20 morning in the am

im bored. i need video essays to consume. ive been watching SHOCKINGLY little video media as of late and honestly have only been listening to music and running my yapper elsewhere than tumblr. so you, dear reader of this post, if you consume visual media (shows and movies and shit are fine too but are less prioritized at the moment) and specifically like video essays, id like You to send me stuff in my ask box (or messages if you prefer i dont really care whatever floats your rocks bro) for me to watch

not really any rules. i dont care what it is. send me your blorbos. send me your speci - break from typing for a second just to say that the dogs have come in here to bother me and i fed them this fuckass meat that i have sitting on my bed because its cooked well done and it sucks ass even WITH barbeque sauce and theyre going crazy thought you might like to know. back to regularly scheduled post - al interests. send me your hyperfixations

only specific things i have to say are that i like horror and animals and documentaries and true crime (not tcc, a lotta yall weirdos) and i dont usually get to finish a video thats over 2.5 hours long unless im INVESTED in it. so like general guidelines i guess? if you wanna call em that. i also will watch series (what the fuck is the plural of series) (oh its the same thing. neat) essays depending on the topic

send them and say if you want me to rate them or not (if you dont specify ill just leave it under a cut or something dont be scared of sending me shit cause you dont want a dogwater rating pls i need content so bad) and ill give you some crazy shit probably. go ham go crazy go stupid go wild go nuts go other stuff that is synonymous with those things

i also just got done watching one about if light mode or dark mode is better before writing this post so if youre wondering what sparked this its that

[ryujnn]

Hello from 🍪 anon!

Thank you for being back and writing the best chapter! Not to sound selfish, but I don’t know why you doubt yourself when you have the best writings ever! But I understand, do please take your time. Just want to assure you that I really love Akuma and everything else you put out. ❤️ I was so excited when I saw that you posted!

For Akuma 😮‍💨, I had to compose myself after reding the latest chapters. I am curious about a LOT that will be unveiled in upcoming chapters. Just dumping here (pls ignore if annoying haha) :-

1. What was the deal between Gojo and YN’s mom?

2. Is Gojo not allowed to fall for YN or does he refuse to accept that he’s falling for her?

3. Say YN were to bear Gojo’s child (omg just thinking about it is so cute), will they have the elements as well?

Can’t wait to finally find out 😭 And YN falling for Gojooooo holy ���😭 I love to see more of this, more of them.

Haha ok this is getting long and boring now, pls skip if u want. Once again, thank u for an amazing chapter, really excited for the next. Pls get some rest ❤️

cookie anon!!!! i missed ya!!! ♡♡ i love reading long asks about akuma, i recommend everyone do that because it helps me want to write it even more,, but let’s dive into your 🍪 thoughts!

1. that’s the million dollar question, right?! what the hell did himari promise gojo and what was their deal 🤨🤨🤨 obviously i won’t tell you (hehehe) but i can say i’m excited to write the readers reaction to it. her mother was her best friend… yet she wasn’t aware of their little ploy. ugh it’s so exciting,,,

2. now this i can answer. the gojo satoru makes it seem like he has no time for love, when the real scare is him loving for the first time. it’s not that he’s not allowed, he’s just scared, and you’ll figure out more to that in the next chapter im sure!!

3. hypothetical questions! my fave! ^^ there is a chance that their child will bear all five elements + gojo’s power OR it’ll just be one or two elements. honestly with the shio clan, it’s like rolling a dice and whatever number it lands on is the amount of elements they get. (but that would be so cute!!!)

YAAAY, i love knowing people are excited for the plot twists & secrets, but also for gojo and the reader. they’re truly the cutest!

🍪 ‘non, i love your long messages, don’t be afraid to send them! you’re not annoying and your kind words are always good to see them pop up in my inbox! i will rest, you rest too, and thank you for chatting with me about akuma!

[tyunkus]

HI KUMI

ur so cool i hope u know

i too also want to publish my writing but do not know how tf to operate tumblr so! LIKE HOW DO PPL MAKE MASTERLISTS IM FR GOINF CFAZY??? 🥺💞���💕💗💝💓💘🙂🙂🙂🙂

anyways .. amazon wishlist fic was top tier thanks for evicting that fist bite worthy document of writing from the drafts!!!<3

like i cannot thank u enough for finally ending the taehyun drought on this app dude 😭😭 i had to DIG to find hard thoughts / fics for him which is actually so sad cause he’s so sexy??????? like look at him he’s so smut fanfic coded ESP w a personality like that 😾😾 and now i have tyun content to read thru on a regular basis imso happy THE WORLD/ TUMBLR NEEDS MORE SOLOMONS u guys are fr the best :-)

🙏🙏will forever be grateful i got bored and decided to just look through the txt smut tag which did u know!!! u were like the first fic that came up. it’s so cool

GOD RHIS MESSAGE IS LONG AS HELL like my bad ummm anyways this ask was actually supposed to be for a hard thought but i had too much to say to u like a crazy person so im gnna submit another ask like whoops 😁☝️

HELLO LOVELY this is the sweetest cutest nicest ask ever you deserve everything IM SO GLAD THAT YOU LIKE MY STUFF AHH! AND YEAH DUDE masterlists seem so time consuming n tiring god but i will have to do it eventually i fear.. M SO HAPPY THAT I COULD PROVIDE SEXY TYUN CONTENT FOR YOU HEHEHEHEH if you do end up writing PLEASEEEE let me know so i can follow u and we can be delusional together thank you smmm <333 and yes pls send ur hard thoughts hehe

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

I posted 1,075 times in 2022

That's 1,075 more posts than 2021!

293 posts created (27%)

782 posts reblogged (73%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@parables-for-days

@ask-msd-6678

@biggitybugs

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat

@a-spoonful-o-generosity

I tagged 779 of my posts in 2022

Only 28% of my posts had no tags

#reblog - 260 posts

#the black cube of darkness - 143 posts

#rp - 137 posts

#ooc - 100 posts

#joke post - 92 posts

#ask blog - 90 posts

#parables for days - 46 posts

#askmsd6678 - 30 posts

#hand drawn art - 24 posts

#n1ghtw1ng scp - 22 posts

Longest Tag: 127 characters

#his d̵̼̞͍̲̅̚ȉ̶̤̝͓m̶̛̩̟̑̓ȩ̸̨̜̹̔́̕͘n̸̥̣͚͔̐̎̽͘ţ̴̯͚̀̔͠ͅi̴̧̼̺̠͌̐ǫ̸͈̭̣͒͠ṇ̶̾̕ ̸̡̰͍̬͌̑b̸̯͇̄u̶̬̟͐r̷̘̫̋̄͘͜n̴͎̖̪̫͆̕e̸̢̗̻̪̎́͊d̴̨̫̤̜͗̏͝

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

make the cube french

SHOOT I MADE THAT ALREADY!!! WHY DID I THINK AHEAD?

20 notes - Posted December 7, 2022

#4

The Ask Box is Open!

This is a WOY AU RP and Ask blog ALL CROSS OVERS ARE ACCEPTED because im insane! My time zone is PST (Pacific Standard Time)

If you want to send an ask to start an RP feel free to!

Charectors:

-The Black Cube! (Character is owned by Disney)

-Phillip the Snom!

-Robby Lobster!

(If you notice that I made and inappropriate comment or action PLS LET ME KNOW!!! Im dumb alot and dont see the obvious! it would be appreciated thanks!)

(Edited: 12/6/2022 Ok here are the rules!

SOMETHING

No god-modding

Expect the cube to defy the universal laws

If you go insane due to this blog I am not legally responsible

I'm out of ideas.

Side RP Blogs

@snakefruitpolitics - Cooke Run RP account (I know I never played it before just thought id be fun)

@thewizardanon - What I use to cast spells on other blogs!

20 notes - Posted October 25, 2022

#3

The Cube is bored

After the cube was thrown into a void he has been bored and gone through the 6 stages of grief... now he is bored

( @theblindfoldedprince has won the achievement Bore the Cube! )

21 notes - Posted December 1, 2022

#2

"We don't talk about that here..... "

32 notes - Posted November 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

A Thankful Cube Message

I'm grateful for being able to start this blog and encounter SUCH AMAZING AND NICE BLOGS THANK YOU TO ALL THE BLOGS I HAVE ENCOUNTERD AND HAVE A NICE DAY CYCLE!!!

A Thanks To (thanks for being so kind)

@ask-msd-6678 : FOR BEING SUPER KIND AND UNDERSTANDING!

@ask-red-velvet-cookie : For somehow withstanding my chaos that I cause... How? AND BEING SUPER KIND! (Seriously thank you!)

@parables-for-days : For being so nice and king despite my chaos!

@vaderssolace : For also being kind and nice despite my chaos (and for drawing me (: )

@painttasticpony : For being INCREDIBLY NICE AS WELL and including me in some of her projects!

@xabby09 : For helping me start off my blog with a promo!

@askbananapie : FOR BEING SO AMAZING TO ALL BLOGS THAT START WHAT YOU DO IS AMAZING AND SO KING ( Also banana in trouble go support him! )

@a-spoonful-o-generosity @ : Does this need any explanation? THANK YOU YOU HELPED IN SO MANY WAYS AND BEIGN SUPER KIND!

@askgermanv1nce : For being Probably one of the nicest people on this site!

@therealcelestia : For being a funny blog!

@fractiouslemonofficial and his wife : FOR BEING SO DARN AMAZING AND KING AND ALSO BRINGING JOY INTO ARE LIVES!!!

@ask-light-rain-and-buds : For being very kind and inclusive to so many blogs.

@watchdogsworld : for helping me learn the rope of the jungle of tumblr (and being very kind)

And Since I'm getting al little tired here's a quick list of blogs that I am also thankful for but without the repetitive dialogue from my part!

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat , @nox-lunarwing , @a-bunch-of-small-aliens , @asktwilighteclipse , @katsuko-rp-blog , @her-faithfulstudent , @rainbow-dash-the-ultimate , @askdrunktwilight , @wanderfan2000 , @janetthecrazyplanet , @thelittlestflyingdoe @askthoughtformfluttershy , @n1ghtw1ng-scp , @asktwilighteclipse (probably going to add more today)

THERE ARE SO MANY OTHERS I WANT TO THANK AS WELL SO HERES A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERY SINGLE BLOG I HAVE ENCOUNTERED ON THIS WONDERFULL SITE SO THANK YOU YET AGAIN! (my fourth update wow im forgetting A LOT of stuff)

42 notes - Posted November 24, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[preciselythoughtss]

thank god for weed honestly.

this shit is stressful.

[cursed-day6]

firstly me n my trauma appreciate u n ur sound warnings so thank you 💜 i really enjoy seeing u on my dash n u seem very approachable and ur hilarious and u create the day6 content we all need !! ur doing god’s work and u deserve a million dollars probably

[thinkingnot]

introducing the great thinker -> me <-

Welcome to the Great Apartment

we are now flat m8s

pronouns: he/him (giggling and twirling my hair)

super cool with any terms to be referred as king, queen, idk hoodie, beez, mister landlord anythin really im cool and love

pseudos: Hoodie/Beez/Fern

mains: Yu Wo (author), Trevor Noah, Priest (author), Rood Chrishi & Kielnode Chrishi & Lanoste & Yujeria (characters from Black Haze the manhwa) and a bit of everyone else (just a dash, a pinch)

(colored means i think about them 24/7 :))

ask, spam notis, message, pop off. i like interactions (not very good at responding might be awkward sorry)

tags list:

#nsfw <- any post/rb that contains explicit implications via wordings, imagery, etc..

#hoodie’s ask <- send asks!!! me answer!!!! :D

#tenant <- for anonymous asks!! :]

#hoodie’s real <- hoodie irl related

#hoodie’s day ratings <- also irl related but im rating it >:)

#correct watcher entertainment quotes <- watcher entertainment hyperfixitation brrrr

batfam fic rec <- yall were right i shouldve got onto the bat train a long time ago dammit (includes: copious danny phantom and spiderman crossover)

#orv correct quotes <- omniscient reader’s viewpoint quotes yoooo

#vomit <- ??? idk ive just realized i talk about vomit way too much might as well as warn ya (i do include a warning tag, the #tw vomit)

#hoodie’s doodles <- it is what it iss

#hoodie reads

#hoodie travels

#thinkingaboutmusic <- where i think abkut music and mostly fangirl over wilbur soot, nf, imagine dragons, mitski & more

#hoodie’s definitions <- i define things for fun

#banish the baddies <- self care, for when you get not nice thoughts and maybe a little bit sad or a lot. i got some little things for you to do or maybe just a distraction. you can reply/rb to these and i will see them or maybe you can do the things in private if you want!!

#fic events things <- i join fic events

#live-fic-react <- haha so im an avid fic reader

#not sponsored but promo for cool shits <- i see good stuffs, i share good stuffs :D

#confession slash jay <- usually accompanied with #or is it cuz i make them when i am in silly goofy mood /lh /hj to all of em’

#correct mcyt quotes <- quotes that are from streams vids or idk any social medias and is canon/real - i will add the source

#fics recs <- uhhhh fics recs :D (me read, they’re good, me recs, they’re probably-definitely all tommyinnit-centric)

#gender <- when i am feeling gender :)

#ranble <- when i randomly ramble

#personal <- ehhhhhh it’s like when i’m bored imma say shit that’s well personal and nobody asked 😎

#hoodie’s art <- when i doodle on the paper and decided to bring it to show and tell

#hoodie’s achievements <- i’ve done things! hooray!! no matter what those things are (ie: felonies, awards, how lonely i am, aged,.etc..)

#hoodie’s lil siblings <- self explanatory

#hoodie’s mc skins <- i made mc skins!

so back on 23rd April my account was bleh

@thinkingaboutaus

@thinkingaboutirlstreams

o7, you’ll be missed

i literally don’t even know how all my blogs just got wiped off i didn’t even do anything

ps: if u recognize me pls tell i forgot all my moots urls ;-;

thanks m8’s

update:

im back babyyyyy

but im too lazy to re-login rn so….. actually….

idk imma just use two accounts from now (probably one on the computer and one on the fone) <- i in fact is still too lazy

[www-librarytearoom-com]

AoT Characters in Online Schooling!

This was again crossposted on my wattpad from last year, but I'm trying to get requests so SOMEONE PLS REQUEST ME I PROMISE IM GOOD AT WRITING! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・

! In this scenario the AOT Vets are going to be teachers.

Eren - Eren is normally asleep during the lessons but whenever he is awake he attempts to participate, but in reality all he does is google the answers and put them into the message box. But hey, at least you're trying Eren!

Mikasa - She participates most of the time, though sometimes gets distracted when Eren sends her text messages. She gets all the assignments done and correct, and rarely ever googles anything.

Armin - Armin answers almost all of the questions and gets the assignments done - he also takes notes down for Eren like the wholesome friend he is.

Jean - Jean takes notes and does his assignments to the bare minimum, just so he can beat Eren. If the meetings are on teams he probably abuses the hands up and down feature, alongside spamming constant emojis in the calls.

Connie - Definitely class clown all the way, unmutes just to blurt out random sounds into the mic to disturb the lesson - such as fart noises or moans. (Never does this in Levi's lesson). Work wise? No. Probably no work gets done. If any, he got it all from Wikipedia and got done for plagiarism.

Sasha - She eats all the time, will sometimes forget to mute, which leads to everyone being able to hear her crunching sounds. It's very annoying. But to her credit, she hands in half complete assignments!

Reiner - He doesn't show up. The assignments get posted on the channels afterwards and he just hands them back in without doing any of the work.

Bertholdt - He takes notes for Reiner, asks some questions for Reiner (ones that he know he'd get confused on). Like the loyal boy he is! He gets generally good grades.

Annie - She doesn't talk but gets her work done. Probably asks questions in the side chat but the teachers ignore them so she has to research them herself.

Ymir - She shows up but just sleeps the whole time. Similar to Reiner, she just hands the assignments in incomplete.

Historia - She is the only one who puts on her camera, and takes notes for Ymir. Probably gets very good grades.

Erwin - This old man has literally no idea how technology works, and will literally go through a whole presentation without actually sharing it, and no, no one pointed it out to spare his pride. (Levi will eventually come into his office and tell him that his presentation isn't on) "Oh, I'm afraid I haven't been showing the PowerPoint."

Hange - They are literally the coolest teacher ever. They do kahoot lessons all the time and their presentations are so interesting that people actually interact with them. Hange is the cool teacher ALL THE WAY!

Miche - He does pretty boring lessons, but every Friday he does a kahoot lesson to try and test if they learnt anything. Also, you can definitely hear his breathing down the microphone and his mouth sounds.

Levi - He is surprisingly pretty laid back. Only does short presentations and just lets them talk the rest of the class - most were surprised by this. It could either be because he just doesn't care, or that he wants to make sure they all are getting to spend time with each other.

・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・

[tthicctae]

hi who wants to talk to me

[gaiuswrites]

yoga!din thoughts:

they've been fucking around for awhile, but only in the studio. never beyond the studio doors, not even in the cramped, single-person bathroom across the hall. their relationship is purely physical—probably couldn't even consider it fwb. he likes her, is irritated by her, likes the smoothness of her pussy. she likes him, is fascinated by him, likes the rigidness of his cock. it doesn't go much further than that.

that all changes when they run into each other at the grocery store.

I-

christ on a cracker here we go. I’m ready to die now. Cause of death, yoga!Din oh NO-

This... I have no idea what any of this is, but Jess and I have been having a good ol’ time with it. I also want to give a shout out to Rachel for always being a rock in these unprecedented times and taking interest in this main man and I’ll probably be sending you similar messages for your masseuse au to torture you and im not even a little sorry about it

(warnings: SMUT, spanking, language, so pls minors, politely, go home thanks)

She always does this—why does she always do this? 

She drifts down the aisles with the practiced effort of a trapeze artist, juggling the load of groceries bundled to her chest.

Get a cart. Just get a damn cart—a basket, something.

But no. She doesn’t. It happens every time: she goes in for one item—maybe two—and two turns to three and three turns to four, and suddenly they’ve multiplied like rabbits and she’s got half the store in her arms.

Trail mix from the bulk bins, almond milk, coffee grounds, bananas, spirulina powder, those delicious chickpea chips that were buy-one-get-one—how was she supposed to just walk past that—spinach, tofu, zucchini noodles, salmon fillets—

And she nearly drops it all when she spots him. Dark hair, dark eyes.

She stalls out, puttering to a halt. He’s reaching into the frozen meats section, rifling through the various cold cuts. She’d recognize the yawn of his back anywhere, the slope of that broad plane— his arms too, how his tricep cuts across the tawny gold. The shapes they can make. 

The positions they can bend her into.

Maybe it’s best if she just turns around now, sneaks away, pretends like none of this ever happened—she could do that. That would be easy—the easier of the two options, to be sure, because the alternative sounds terrifying and messy, and maybe if she just backs up nice and slow—

Din wheels his cart forwards and glances up. Shit.

He’s not sure what he’s even looking at at first. His feet slow, and there’s a groove creased into his forehead, brow ticking down. She’s here— right here in front of him. How can she be here? How can she be anywhere but where he knows her best—knows her at all? Inside that room, woven limbs and sweaty skin on glossed wood floors. How can she be here—outside that sacred space—in his fucking grocery store?

They stare at each other. She breaks first.

“Hi,” she mumbles out, beguiling.

“Hey,” Din responds, gruffer than he means.

“Hi,” she says again, pressing her lips together to hide a smile.

A grin tugs at him too, but he tampers it; they let a silent, pregnant beat pass between them and then—

“What are you doing he-“ “Have you been here befo-“

They’re speaking over each other—nervous and out of step—and they share a huffed chuckle. They’ve never been this before. They’ve always been physical and brash and bold and they’ve never needed words—they’ve shown each other exactly what they meant and what they wanted through touch—and now, when they need them most, they’re at a loss.

“Just getting some supplies,” she answers him with a shrug, causing one of her many parcels to slip from the precarious tower she’s constructed, and Din, ever agile, catches it before it strays too far. 

“My hero,” she quips dryly, gratefully, as he carefully places the package of tofu on top of the heap. He makes a face, wrinkling his nose. “Is that stuff any good?”

“It’s an acquired taste,” she smirks.

He’s closer to her now, less than an arm’s length away, and Din’s eyes flit to the fading mark at the swallow of her neck, peeking up from the collar of her shirt— the mark he left there just days prior, when she ground down on him, supple frame speared by his cock, rocking frantic and needy up and down on him, whimpering hushed noises into the empty studio. His hand splayed the width of her back, cradling her to him as she rode Din, stretching around him fucking perfectly. 

“Fuck, this pussy takes me so well,” he seethed through a clenched jaw, her breasts rutting against his chest with each bounce of her hips. He growled. “You’re so - shit - you’re tight-” 

Din gave her ass a sharp smack before pawing at it, grabbing a fistful of the flesh there and she moaned— she fucking moaned, depraved and oaky, and knocked her head back, lips falling open and eyes rolling shut. Din groaned at the sight—this woman, this fucking thorn in his goddamn side—sheathed around him, writhing as he fucked up into her—and she had the audacity to moan like that. 

“You like that?” He slapped her ass again and she whimpered, clawing at him, tangling her fingers into his hair, nails scraping over his scalp. He had to resist the urge to shudder—snapping his mouth tight around a whine.

Normally, she’d meet him with some sort of resistance. She was cheeky and smarmy and they both knew it—it’s a game they played—perfectly balanced, perfectly opposed. But she couldn’t help it—she was too far gone, too fucked out, and the words unspooled from her lips like yarn. 

“Yes-yes—fuck, Din- please.”

That earned her another swift crack, the pillowed flesh prickling red from the sting of his palm, and it tore a guttural sound out of her, wrecking through her pretty throat. “God, you’re a filthy little thing. So f-fucking filthy for me-“ 

He ripped her orgasm out of her, his fingers snaked between their bodies, furiously working at her clit in tight, wet circles. It felt like a punch to his gut, as her pussy clamped down around him and gushed. 

When he finally came, spilling into her slicked cunt, he had to bite down on her neck just to keep from fucking shouting. 

He tears his gaze off the bruise, returning to her face—and it’s hardly any better. The corner of her mouth has turned up, just barely, the whisper of it wry and aching. That look—that infuriating, debilitating glint in her eyes—has settled and it makes his cock twitch against his jeans.

“Having a barbecue?” she asks, nodding to his cart, the beer and buns and patties there.

He clears his throat, “Something like that.”

Fenn insisted on it—’I’m not wasting the perfect weather. We’re all doing something, whether you like it or not’— He could only fight her on it for so long. Lesser men have tried and failed, and he knew it best to quit while he was ahead.

“Sounds fun. It’s supposed to be a beautiful weekend.”

“Yeah, so I hear.” Din has to fight the roll of his eyes.

The spell had been broken. They’d spirited themselves away—lying to each other and themselves—as if their tryst existed above consequence, above ramification—like they weren’t even real people. Just ideas, ideas they’d fuck and then suddenly and conveniently vanish—out of sight, out of mind; would disappear as the sun that set on them, blurring lines into the dark.

But he sees her here, clumsy willow arms and cotton tee and cut-off shorts and those beautiful fucking legs he loves wrapped around him so much, and she’s glowing despite the ugly fluorescent sheen cast up from the linoleum tile and—

It’s different. She’s different. Fuller. He knows her now—like this. And he can’t unknow her.

His throat bobs. Maybe he should ask her if she’s free. If she’s got plans. Maybe—

“I’ll see you on Wednesday then,” she says, something unreadable in her voice.

Din swallows. He nods. “Wednesday.”

Oh fuck, he likes her.

She tips her head to him, grinning something small, and shuffles off towards the register.

He watches her go, eyes following as she rounds a corner and slips away. She can feel them on her, his eyes, boring into her backside—all the way to her car, through the town, up to her driveway, into her kitchen where she cupboards her groceries—she feels him, the heavy heat of him, melting against her spine.

@djarinsbeskar @frannyzooey @pedros-mustache

[pixcldust]

2 A.M. TEXTS

ft. miya atsumu, kuroo tetsuro, semi eita

with | gn!reader

warnings | swear words

a/n | NOT ME ACTING LIKE MY EXAMS ALREADY OVER 😹😹😹 n e ways have some hcs mwah ily drink some water

+ | tumblr is refusing to let me add a read more break without messing up the order/pics so please accept it without the break first 😰 i'll try to edit it in tomorrow bc it's 1am right now lmfaoo 🤪🤪

MIYA ATSUMU

• lowkey headcanon this guy to be kinda a night owl too

• like, unless he has a major game tomorrow, then he’ll probably be awake at 2am so feel free to shoot him a text

• but if you send him a “i cant sleep :(” then man’s gonna take it REAL far

• “my parents arent home rn so if you want to come over, i could help you… sleep ;))) ”

• STFUU 😩

• he might not even be h0rny, he’s just Like That

• that’s just his sense of humor 😭😭 yea it might be mine too shush

• you just wanted to chill and chat bc insomnia’s getting the best of you, so whY-

• but once you get past that, he’d actually be really pleasant to text with

• yall might even facetime just because

• there’s just SO MUCH to talk about???

• topics range from dumb pickup lines to Deep Talk

• ngl eventually you guys might make some secsi jokes,,,, its inevitable im sorry

• no im nOT a nsfw writer

• but it’s 2am ok the Early Morning High is bound to hit different

• “damn ok im on my way,,, get those cuffs ready babe😼😼”

• JDHDNDCJ????3!%;÷)÷*?

• FUCK, NEITHER OF YOU CAN TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

• ur neighbours: who tF is cackling like that at 3 in the morning????

KUROO TETSURO

• i think it’s 50/50 with this boy

• like he’s either still awake and reading like a nerddd or he’s fast asleep

• but if you do shoot him a text message, send him something random

• like out of nowhere, just “did you know some snails have hairy shells?”

• he’s got a quick response time (although not as fast as atsumu) so just wait a minute for him to pick up his phone

• OH AND send him a pic of the hairy shells!!

• “thanks! i hate it!!”

• you know he’s gonna reply with an equally weird fact

• kuroo has a fair share of general knowledge too so just go wild

• will not question why you’re on the wikipedia page for snails bc lbr, he’s been there before 😔

• such a funny sweetheart about your random messages

• also he’s be awake with you throughout, even if he gets a little sleepy 🥺🥺🥺

• sir,,, hand in marriage please,,,,,,

• but definitely will throw in a “y/n, it’s almost 3:30 pls get some sleep before class tomorrow”

• hm……. no.

• WAIT YOU SHOULD ASK TO CALL

• his deep, kinda rough voice at 2am because he hasn’t used it in the past two hours ,,,,, mmmmmm,,,,

• lowkey he might fall asleep on call 🙊

• pls forgive him he’s just a very big babie

SEMI EITA

• listen

• if you texted this man at 2am

• his immediate response would be “it’s too early y/n. go to sleep.”

• BOO 🍅 BORING ASS BIJ 🍅🍅

• jkjk i love him but yall gotta admit that he’d be all 🙄😐

• “ffs y/n, you have a class tomorrow at 8”

• “and??? your point?????”

• dw he’d just take a deep breath and be like omfg why am i in love with this idiot

• yes bby he loves you mwah

• when he gets past that tho,,,

• listening to music together on spotify 😳😳

• you guys would take turns choosing songs and it’d be so cutee

• yeah he’d be into,, idk alt rock or indie rock ?

• but he’s not an ASS, he’d be okay with indie pop and mainstream and whatever else is your fave genre

• in between, he’d be so down to hearing you talk about your hobbies or a show you’ve been watching

• and like,, he’ll tell you about how he’s writing a song or what funny thing happened in his class or during training

• UGH HE’S JUST SO FINE AND SO CUTE

• omg yall can video call and he’d share his screen

• both of you watching ghibli movies tgt at 3 in the morning : 🥰🥴

• it is just so peaceful being with this boy

[xiaowhore]

kinda curious,, cause i think you mentioned last time that you went to a sci school?? i take a stem strand in mine and my year is more focused on sci,, which can get pretty confusing at times 😩😩 it might seem more difficult in yours though,, considering your school would be quite focused on that subject :(( i literally had to take a make-up exam in it today just to boost my dying score in physics,, and it made me think abt this random topic jfksjfjs i hope the academic life there isn’t too stressful or difficult to handle DD:

anw i dont even know why im here pls 😭😭 im beginning to camp in your inbox a lot nowadays so im sorry if that annoys you skfhs :””> ive had a pretty weird day,, pulling 2 duplicates of vyn’s ssr on my first 20 rolls really takes the cake, i wanted a 4* but somehow i got everything else except that,, though a lot of other good things also happened to me today,, so im kind of unsure how to feel abt the overall day 🤧🤚 i honestly hope you’re having a better one bestie ^~^ , and will always have tons of great ones to come ❤（っ＾▿＾） sending lots of love + hugs + (my shit ass) luck mao !! (ง^︠.^︡)ง

i didn't know what i was thinking when i enrolled in my school cuz it's not like i was even planning to study medicine or anything like that... last year was so bad bc our physics teacher just HAD to be the one who gives so much worksheets and also has the kind of boring voice that would put you to sleep... can't say this year's chemistry is any easier :'D you seem to be in a similar predicament as me, so i wish you luck too :((

and OMG 2 vyn ssrs in your first 20 rolls??? how are you so lucky????????? it took me 50 pulls to get the marius ssr (which was worth it cuz the story was FANTASTIC and i got 3 event lukes and 2 for artem along the way) it looks like it's been a while since you sent this ask so i hope you got the 4* you wanted eventually!!

that aside i actually like it when you come talk to me,, ive never been one to take initiative to interact with others so i appreciate when you send a message hh *gives virtual hugs*

[sleepingnova]

Basic request and dni information

Everything under here is self explanatory, if you don't get something, message me or send me an ask, I don't bite and I don't have a life so I have time

Animes / Tv Shows :

the crossed through lines for the things you can request for just means I either haven't finished it or I just never started it but I want to.

kakegurui (this is probs the only anime I've actually finished. wait I'm a liar nvm☠️)

my hero academia

haikyuu!

tokyo revengers (haven't finished it, but my lovely darling @duckymcdoorknob has things for this. )

ouran high school host club (same thing, but I can do this one, just never finished the last couple episodes ☠️)

komi can't communicate

seven deadly sins

the disastrous life of saiki k / saiki k reawakened

kotaro lives alone (this one I finished in like a day or two, I was actually proud of myself for watching it and not abandoning it😭)

I do more than just anime, I watch TV shows way more than I watch anime, but I watch YouTube gameplays above anything, so the shows have a bit more variety. looking at this rn, bro I've only started and finished two shows out of this, what the crap im crying 😭☠️

f.r.i.e.n.d.s

the office

black-ish and grownish

all american and all american homecoming

teen titans and titans the non cartoon show

the boondocks

genshin impact (this doesn't technically count but that's what I'm putting.)

I'm having a massive block rn, I can't remember any of the things I watch 😭 forgive me-

Movies :

marvel (or whatever can be classified to be in the mcu, or whatever's in the marvel realm really, just no dc bc it's boring )

miles morales / spiderman (even though that literally is marvel... oh well.. That's it. That's the tweet. But fr. Into the spider verse is like my favorite movie I love it so much omg miles brainrot <3333 I don't think technically this counts as a spiderman wait the marvel page flipping intro was there and Stan Lee was in the movie bc he always gotta have him promo in his movie)

the tinkerbell movies. (anyone out there pls come forward so we can be friends pls)

the princess and the frog. (best movie ever.)

the divergent series. (love these)

the hunger games

THE OUTSIDERS. ("stay gold ponyboy, stay gold." 😭)

the fault in our stars

and there's more I can't think of rn

please do not interact if :

racist, homophobic, yk the drill, as long as you're not openly an asshole or weird for no reason to any random person on the internet

I don't write any incest, pedophilia, yk all that stuff. The dark content and all that. That kinda fits into nsfw and it makes me uncomfortable and it just doesn't sound right to me.

Speaking of, I don't write smut, it makes me cringe just writing it

I am on the edge w suggestive but not too much.

Books :

I'm also a huge bookworm so yeah that too!! You can request book reviews or comments about a book too!

I read a lot of books so there is a 50/50 chance I may or may not have read the book you're asking about. But you can always just ask!

I also do emergency requests too, but in terms of that it may be a bit slow due to lack of motivation and me doing this on my phone so it glitches sometimes.

Normal reqs or er's wont be closed unless I make a post about it or in the event of a irl emergency. But if that happens, I will make a post about it! Im not expecting anything like that any time soon so don't worry! If there are any questions, let me know.