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drew a goblin. it turned into this

bonus:

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tl;dr i want video essays to watch in my ask box / messages tldr existing on tumblr because this is a long ass post and i know you guys have varying attention spans

been dead for a minute my bad yall ive been bored and in and outta socializing but im back for a little while and i am addressing You today at this fine 7:20 morning in the am

im bored. i need video essays to consume. ive been watching SHOCKINGLY little video media as of late and honestly have only been listening to music and running my yapper elsewhere than tumblr. so you, dear reader of this post, if you consume visual media (shows and movies and shit are fine too but are less prioritized at the moment) and specifically like video essays, id like You to send me stuff in my ask box (or messages if you prefer i dont really care whatever floats your rocks bro) for me to watch

not really any rules. i dont care what it is. send me your blorbos. send me your speci - break from typing for a second just to say that the dogs have come in here to bother me and i fed them this fuckass meat that i have sitting on my bed because its cooked well done and it sucks ass even WITH barbeque sauce and theyre going crazy thought you might like to know. back to regularly scheduled post - al interests. send me your hyperfixations

only specific things i have to say are that i like horror and animals and documentaries and true crime (not tcc, a lotta yall weirdos) and i dont usually get to finish a video thats over 2.5 hours long unless im INVESTED in it. so like general guidelines i guess? if you wanna call em that. i also will watch series (what the fuck is the plural of series) (oh its the same thing. neat) essays depending on the topic

send them and say if you want me to rate them or not (if you dont specify ill just leave it under a cut or something dont be scared of sending me shit cause you dont want a dogwater rating pls i need content so bad) and ill give you some crazy shit probably. go ham go crazy go stupid go wild go nuts go other stuff that is synonymous with those things

i also just got done watching one about if light mode or dark mode is better before writing this post so if youre wondering what sparked this its that

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so you guys know the damnation image right?

ok if you dont: here you go

and unless youre that one guy in the furby fandom who is super autistic and has every fixation on every piece of information in that franchise and branding ever, youre not gonna know what the fuck this thing is, but i found it on someone elses mudae bot roll in a server im a lurker in

and with these two things combined, i bring you:

and also

i call them the "2005 charcoal emoto-tronic furby e-hi from the movie furby island (2005) damnation-mutation brothers"

do whatever you want with these

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have u ever considering peeing yourself sir

have You?

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pee

hope this helps

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dear dave:

please pee yourself

sincerely

me

thanks "me"

all of these that im answering rn are from dec 7th 2022 btw

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weenor

true, kid, true

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/12380883

thinking about this btw

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oh my god

panel redraw!

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everyone congratulate him

he growed 👍 hes less of a dickwad now

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bro i dont even remember this post. did i know the person who sent this HELP

just gonna say. you're doing something really important here

this is how this feels

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shout out to my lil sis love her shout out to her fr fr

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gayboy egbert

a diagram of egbert as i knew him

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canon

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yall ever eat something in your french fries and it tastes like dirt yeah me too hahahaha