#also i am an absolute. CLOWN
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HELP MIDDLE SCHOOL HUNGER GAMES OBSESSION CAME BACK TEN TIMES ITS OG SIZE AND ITS THIRSTY FOR BLOOD
#its because i watched all the movies again#JUST because they were put on netflix (as if they weren't on prime for years and i always had the opportunity to watch them)#but yeahhhhhhhhhh i really wanna write something hunger games au#but also i WANT to finish strawberry shortcake and my mermaid au before i pursue any other big projects#so im telling myself to just make a drabble or someth#but im scared that drabble will turn into a 20k+ words per 10 chaptered fic#LMFAOO#it's okay we're chilling#lmaoOOO maybe i should go watch cars again to put me in the cowboy bkg mood 🤠#also i am an absolute. CLOWN#why do i literally do this to myself#keke.talks#(in the tags)
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decided to draw some of your guys' tags from my harlequin sun and moon post!!! These guys are so much fun and you're all so funny >w<
#there were so many i wanted to draw!!! I might have to go back and do a part two hehe#also too scared to spam everyone by tagging accounts but i need you guys to know i love you all sm!! sending u all so many little kisses!!!#fnaf#fnaf fan art#fnaf security breach#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#dca fandom#dca au#fnaf sun moon#digital art#artist on tumblr#harlequin#clowns#answered asks#<- this doesn't really count but because i am drawing other people's tags i'm putting it here!#folks commenting on my art really motivate me to keep drawing ;w; you are all so insanely sweet and absolutely make my day every time!!! <3#just over here crying akjsfhsf thank you all so mucchhhhhhh ;;w;;
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DEATH: change, transformation, transition, endings, rebirth
THE FOOL: innocence, freedom, spontaneity, new beginnings
so i know it's incredibly unlikely, but if any of y'all are in South Australia, these are available to be tattooed (non-repeatable, a one-and-done situation.) bookings via Panko Tattoo. B&G, best suited to thigh and calf. 10% of all proceeds will be donated to the entertainment community fund to support the writers, actors, and creatives currently on strike. come get stabbed, sluts.
thank you so much to everyone, especially @transgenderpirate, who helped with these alignments!
#also lemme know if anyone would be interested in prints#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbeard#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#ed x stede#GOOD FUCKING LUCK TO THE POOR SODS THAT BUY THESE#you are gonna be stuck in that chair for like 8 hours#the details in stede's shirt and ed's hair?????#why do i do this to myself i am not a fine line artist#also death is absolutely the perfect card for ed#you can pry transfemme ed outta my cold dead hands#packing ed's gender identities into my heart like clowns into a car
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How do you feel knowing you converted most of the welcome community to Howdy lovers
The howdy propaganda
W O R K E D -
[mini cw link has mini caterpillars in it]
#So guys we did it HCHCGDHDDH#All it took was giving the caterpillar absolute b a z on g a s#And making him buff as shid LMAOOOO#It was only a matter of time til howdy will finally get the recognition he truly deserves smhhhh#Also if (other) clown sees this I am so sorry for making your worm boy jacked JDHCGHHDJJDJ#And I mean it in my most aro/ace way possible- I purely drawn him buff for headcanon characterization and the goofs#It’s just my thing drawing buff bugs JCHHFDH#Specially large wholesome fuggin buggies#Howdy my beloved smhhh#Welcome home#welcome home howdy#howdy pillar#Still can’t believe the propaganda worked JFHFGFGDH
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hi guys I love them
#genshin impact#genshin impact fanart#kinich#kinich fanart#lyney#lyney fanart#magicpixels#this ship came outta nowhere and has changed my life#for the better or worse I’m not sure LMAO#anyways#lyney got that french rizz frrrr#also ajaw would absolutely clown on kinich when he has a crush#I am so normal about them#mhmmm yep#they are so silly :(#praying this ship gets more traction so I can eat LMAO
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So guess who finally watched JJK
#I went from watching Dungeon Meshi earlier this month to watching JJK and I haven’t watched a shounen in literal years so#I can found dead in a ditch after being beaten bloody and raw holy shit#I like knew it would but dark but like Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker I was not expecting that#I still need to read the manga but like damn I need a moment after that#so far I can say JJK is in fact worth the hype and has consumed my soul#Yuuji Itadori my absolute beloved I love you so much I would die for you with zero hesitation#he’s my favorite character and I only want good things for him so so badly and I also want to torture him#I have a deep love hate relationship with Sukuna that kinda haunts me#Megumi is so funky I like him a lot#an absolute madman pretending to be the straight man in bits and no I will not be taking criticism on this opinion#kugisaki my girl you deserve more screen time please let her shine#nanamin you will also haunt me#I didn’t want to like Gojo I was like I am above simping for him and then I’m putting on the clown make up and THEN#They put him in a box just as I went goddamn it I am down bad for Gojo Satoru like COME ON#Anyway Suguru and his eye bags and depression and deeply rooted issues compelled me#Satosugu brain rot is in fact and real and can hurt me#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#shibuya arc#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#gojo satoru#geto suguru#nanami kento#satosugu#ryomen sukuna
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ngl real missed opportunity by DC to let Harley and Mr. Freeze become friends during her primary villain arc (btas or other) cause tbh I can't imagine he'd enjoy sitting in his cell listening to Joker brag about all the ways he's cruel, abusive and uncaring towards Harley, a woman who loves him, while Victor's entire goal is to save his wife who he loves dearly ya know ???? and it's not like all of them haven't been locked up together, the other rogues Know. Joker's not like most abusers who try to keep it behind closed doors, he's very public with his abuse.
And just that feeling of like "I am doing everything I can to save my wife, I have become a criminal and have done awful things in the name of love and I just want nothing more than to have her back and You Have Someone Who Loves You That Much, That Much To Become A Criminal As Well And You Repay That Love By ABUSING HER."
#i know next to nothing about mr freeze so i may be wrong but i like to think im right#the temptations to include more of the rogues gallery in my ''Ivy Finds Out About The Ending Of Mad Love'' fic rewrite#((((((which i have not forgot about skdnksks i am Slow with things but like the og is a little over 4k#and ive got about a smidge into contents of the og chapter 2 and its already almost 7k so hopefully it'll be worth it#the wait that is#skdndkksksks#/// but like that quote joker says in the assault on arkham movie#''haha women amirite officer? cant live with em cant kick em out of a moving car''#like he probably absolutely just says shit like that cause he thinks no one is going to stand up to him#(well he probably would reframe if Ivy was also around but ya know if not)#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#dc comics#victor freeze#mr freeze#tw abuse mention#tw clown boy#mentioned at least
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Trying to be patient while it’s still unclear if they’re building towards Buddie
#911 abc#buddie#911 spoilers#bi buck#look I absolutely dont want them to rush this#but also I am clawing and scratching at the door like a rabid animal#i want this so bad#i’ll be clowning for buddie until the end days#please please please
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me: tf did I do to lose 400 followers and why does it look like no one's actually unfollowed me
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#seiya talks#functioning website I swear#tbh I'm also willing to accept bot purge#and I am also willing to accept some people genuinely unfollowed me#but when I tried to copy+paste my list of followers the paste gave me COMPLETELY DIFFERENT USERNAMES than what I could see on the site#absolute clown behavior
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woman doing calculus meme but make it tcp
[ALT ID: A digital illustration of a man in a bright orange robe looking down at a pendant in his hand with a quizzical expression.]
#callebero gets a lot of (deserveD) shit but sirion did also very much#give him a betrothal gift and be like ''it's casual tho!!!'' so really#they're all clowns#my art#ch: callebero#story: tcp#this has been such a disastrous art day#this was supposed to be practice bc i am annoyed at my art recently#and instead#this is what happened#i fucked around with mask designs for sotiris and an actual illustration and absolutely nothing worked orz orz orz#....at least i think i like this brush...?
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I'm gonna be honest I've been making throuple jokes in DMs and I don't think I'll be stopping any time soon this is THEE FUNNIEST way the writers could have gone about this I'm kicking my feet and twirling my hair and having a BALL.
#911 spoilers#like hey how do we make Buddie happen?#how do we show that these men are canonically queer?#how about we cause ABSOLUTE CHAOS#either Eddie is going to get with Tommy and Buck is going to FUME about it#or Buck is going to go 'why am I mad that Eddie is spending all this time with a hot guy?' and come to a conclusion#that is both Correct and also Stunningly Wrong#either way SOMEONE is getting their back blown out#and Buck is going to be a clown about it#MY BODY IS READY
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not me, in the year 2024, seeing potential tiva content teased on my timeline
#every time I think I’ve outgrown them I’m proven wrong#but also why am I so nostalgic???#like aww they were my first real obsession which is funny bc 11 year old me had absolutely no business being that obsessed with this show#but hey#before I even had a tumblr I used to google the NCIS tag and go through it on my literal iPod touch#and now I’m an adult and they’re still making me feel things when they’re not even on screen????#just the thought of potentially seeing them is doing it???#embarrassing for me truly#NCIS#tiva#anyway someone better tell me if anything comes from this bc the clown makeup is in fact on#tony dinozzo#Ziva David
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I always found it slightly awkward how media makes siblings or people who see each other as siblings call each other brother/sister all the time as in real life you almost never see people do that with their own siblings (maybe someone out there like that)
In the case of Arkham Shadows I see why they did though because Bruce quite literally tells Harvey he loves him and Harvey says it back. Can't have the audience think Batman is in love with the DA.
They had Bruce pay for his college, pay for his campaign, pay for his surgery, pay for his therapy and had Harvey have him as his best man at his wedding. Wow..... Sugar baby Harvey is real.....
The calling sibling title thing is less common in English than in some other languages for sure- me and a couple of my siblings do it on occasion, but it's for a bit then. More common is when I call one of my close family friends "my sister" or "my nephew" when talking about them to someone else because it's faster and easier to say that than to say "my friend who I've known since she was born and lived with for a few years and consider a little sister" or "child of a close family friend who considers me an aunt" to someone who doesn't know them. Which is a lot of words to say that if they wanted to fully sell me on the brothers thing they should have either had a different bit or should have referred to the other as "my brother" when talking to an unrelated character instead.
But "oh no we have to make Bruce not look gay" has been a problem DC has struggled with more than once for many decades and it basically never works so I guess at least they didn't try to solve it this time by having Bruce pick a lady love over Harvey or cutting the holding hands thing
Because I saw that scrapbook! I know Harvey has been Bruce's sugar baby since he was ten years old! But we can't have Bruce take Harvey's hand and call him the love of his life because ok technically that's Gotham but also because gay. And we can't have Bruce take Harvey's hand and call him his best friend because they're not ten anymore and somehow that seems gay also. So brothers it is, I guess. Even if I think my brothers would bite my finger if I ever tried to pay for everything for them on that scale, guess it's different at billionaire levels
#I'm actually simultaneously a believer in grew up like brothers and absolutely down bad romantically#(and harvey as a representation of Gotham itself as a love)#like an election in two (three) positions at once#but the point remains- you can't really fully cover the care by slapping a brother label on it like dc tries to to avoid it being too gay ig#which is very funny because did you see all the bi Tim and Dick stuff in Gotham Knights- but Robin has always had more freedom than Batman#in the 'can we let anyone think he's anything other than totally straight' department#anyway now I'm thinking about how on earth-3 all the characters get a morality flip#but Two Face/Three Face is the only one i can think of who gets a gender flip as well#as if 'oh if we had just originally conceived of Dent as a woman it would have been better (morally) because then it wouldn't have ended up#looking so gay'#but no they did not explore that thread because apparently uh having love interests in the joker and riddler was more important#which you'd think should reflect back on standard issue harv eddy and clown but uh. not really no they don't want to admit it#and i suppose 'well no three face wouldn't have a thing for owlman because he's technically not a version of Bruce he's a version of b's#brother'#but like then again. if Harvey is his brother. then shouldn't something have been used there to connect it#in any way at all#but no#instead I'm left with many thoughts about Harvey as a brother as a lover as a personification of gotham and as a woman but#i am still very sleepy rn so i don't know how many of those thoughts are coherent#but all that to say#YEAH SUGAR BABY HARVEY#guess it wouldn't be comforting for Harvey to shakily ask what he is#and Bruce to answer 'you're my companion who i turn to for affection in and give you obscene amounts of money in turn'#but like. it also wouldn't have been incorrect.#... though 'sugar baby harv as part of the representation of Gotham itself' probably has something to it too#but i digress I'm sleepy#pocket talks to people#anon#* i meant 'electron' not 'election' in that earlier tag
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its finally luosty turns last but not least eh? his topic? cranky sasha 🤣🤣🤣 (whoever came up with these topics wanted to get sasha riled up oh my goddddd)
ofc the way he chooses to show off cranky sasha is through his spartan hockey huh and OF FUCKING COURSE he gets lundy to come up and help him because who else but lundy does sasha crack the good ole whip for IM DYING
he also makes sure to mime in the goal posts too so everyones on the same page that this is of course about hockey because this has turned into an improv exercise mama hes a star hes a THEATRE kid
luosty is very good at mimicing cranky sasha must have lots of time watching him get fussy with lundy huh i can imagine the only directions given to lundy here was act like yourself and somehow that makes this funnier
they absolutely both think luosty is the funniest fucker alive OH MY GOD HE GOT LUNDY TO SMILE (WHICH ISNT MUCH OF AN ACCOMPLISHMENT HES SO SMITTEN WITH HIM) BUT HE GOT MIKKSY TO GIVE A GOOD TOOTHY GRIN TOO LUOSTY WHAT POWERS DO YOU HAVE 😭😭😭😭
he has this whole couch bewitched by his antics oh my fucking god... kicking the bench...throwing the water bottle...cranky sasha indeed
THE WAGGING FINGER AT LUNDY hey man whyd you move your hand to your crotch did that incite any revelations in you do you need to cover something that had unfortunate timing huh do you understand why mikksy cant stand them do you understand now
on another episode of i genuinely dont think anyone else could do this and get sasha this giggly in the midst of it of making fun of him luosty has really charmed them all
Sasha Cup Party | 7.31.24 (x)
#eetu luostarinen#anton lundell#aleksander barkov#niko mikkola#florida panthers#luosty could absolutely get away with murder and the finns would be like noooo you didnt do it not youuuuu#he has the charm of a siren WHAT IS THIS#apparently boyish does work on sasha and all is forgiven if you have it#while i think the humour runs a little dry and sharp in the finn group which means sometimes someones gets a little bristled in the process#luosty has such joyous slapstick comedy that its impossible to feel offended even if he is teasing you#hes like a rodeo clown to me#like sometimes mikksy and sasha go a little hard while lundy runs a little sensitive and luosty is the perfect bridge between all that#does that make sense? am i making sense right now?#like luosty can end up making everyone laugh#like in the NHLWAP series while luosty made a jab at mikksys goal production it wasnt in a way that felt malicious in any wY#mikksy has tough skin but even then hes aware hes a defensive minded dman whos priority is not scoring so when luosty says “when you score#less goals than mikksy THEN you worry“ (in regards to his personal lack of production in the 2324 season) hes diverting the attention in#a comedic way while also kinda pointing out how ridiculous the notion is like yeah he hasnt had the same production like the previous seaso#but thats nothing to worry about personally. mikksy also giggles and goes “why am i suddenly being attacked?”#its just such a perfect way to jump to the next topic where no ones feathers are ruffled and everyone wins#i didnt like the q either and i wouldve answered a lot more snarkier but luosty does it with such grace and humor its really admirable#sorry this turned into a luosty splurge but i just think its important to point out#there IS a reason why he charms people so much and i feel like this and the prev thing i said is a good few reasons why
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buying pc parts....... goodbye money
#i'm going to sell the one i got a couple months ago because it's so bad and so loud and i hate it and it can't be upgraded#because i would have to replace um. everything#so i decided i definitely am clever enough to build one myself (haha. this will go absolutely fine i'm sure. clown emoji)#you would not believe the amount of research i've done for this. i could write a dissertation with the research i've done#i'm excited but also...... my moeny
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Someone: “Hey could you tell me more about your KHR OC?”
Me: “I’m glad you asked!” *opens laptop to show a PowerPoint presentation, 25 pages*
#based on a true story#I still have the presentation and it’s called ‘WHY THERE ARE THINGS I ABSOLUTELY MUST SAY AND in this essay I will’#this is from 2020#I was a clown and still am a clown#also my friend kinda lost the plot after 3 hours of it#but they were very interested!#I swear my unhinged is kinda fun#khr#khr oc
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