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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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making ocs is so funny, especially when you get so attached to some and not to others?? it’s like yes these people live in my head and I love them. I love that one the most though.

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This is me. Kinda jealous of all the writers who can write quickly because I can't.

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stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

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you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

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Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

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the UK gov's approach to solving crime by banning weapons with increasing granularity is almost respectable if only because it means you periodically get to hear people who believe in that system get a little indignant like "well YOU would understand it if you had to deal with ninja sword massacres"

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Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character

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“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

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Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

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GIRL HELP I AM UNDERGOING MITOSIS

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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i can be so normal about knights. come closer

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his complete lack of swag, mildly gay behavior, and bad posture have captivated me

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watching Seven Samurai

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i fucking hate people who are like "no one has a right to live alone, just have roommates if you can't afford it, i had them for so long" etc because every single person my age that i know has a horrific roommate/housemate story. i genuinely believe that being able to afford living alone is deeply important for human dignity and also like, sanity, and i also think you should be able to throw your roommate out of a window if needs must