#also his voice EXCUSE ME!
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fav lyrics from it won't be long now?
i actually love this song very much (karen olivo i am in love with you forever), it's not gonna be easy to pick just three, but i'll try my best:
if i'm in the mood, it will not be with some dude who is whistling cause he has nothing to say or who's honking at me from his chevrolet - if you don't love vanessa, you are wrong!
i'm running to make it home & home's what vanessa's running away from - this line always makes me cry, idk why...
i look up & think about the years gone by, but one day i'm walking to JFK & i'm gonna fly, it won't be long now, any day... - i mean, god help me, how can you not love in the heights when you can find a little bit of yourself in every single character...
bonus: i'm sure i already posted this one but i'm gonna post it again because lin forgetting the lyrics to his own song is the cutest thing in the world:
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look at his face HELP I'M ALREADY CRYING THIS MAN IS BEAUTIFUL! 🥺
#one of my favourite songs & my favourite man ever#i love how passionate he is about it#also his voice EXCUSE ME!#he sounds so good here#& his cute smile i just can't#he is so precious we don't deserve him#in the heights#lin manuel miranda#lmm#i illuminate the stories of the people in the street*
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One thing I wish I'd see more of among Ratio fans is some thought about how he views himself as a teacher.
Like yes, of course he refuses to compromise on the quality and rigor of the education he imparts, and he would find it unforgivably unethical to lower his standards in order to pass more students who had not genuinely learned the material. This is core to his character.
However, as someone who is a teacher IRL, I know the absolutely miserable feeling setting that kind of standard can cause. There's the obvious disheartening sense of disappointment ("Are students these days really not capable of doing the work correctly? Is our future in danger, if this is the highest level of understanding our current generation of students can achieve?"), but even worse than that is the self-doubt.
"Is this somehow my fault? Am I not teaching this material in the right ways for the students to learn? Is there something I could have done differently to get through to these students? Would a better teacher have a higher passing rate?"
We know that Ratio does (or at least did) struggle with feeling inferior to the Genius Society, so I think it is also likely, as much as he absolutely will not budge on his academic standards, that he has doubts about his teaching ability as well.
This is the man who wants to educate the entire world to cure the disease of ignorance, and yet only 3% of his actual students are able to get there. How can someone who gets so few of his direct students to a state of enlightenment hope to enlighten the whole universe? If so few students are successfully learning the material of a given class, doesn't that mean the teacher is doing something wrong?Would a better teacher--would a genius, maybe--not be able to impart their knowledge more efficiently and educate even the most challenging of students?
As someone constantly struggling with that balance between keeping academic standards high while also meeting the needs of today's students, I think the passing rates of his courses must affect Dr. Ratio much more deeply than I've seen fans discuss. I think he would question himself harshly over his class success rates, and I think he must be constantly trying to push himself to become the best teacher he possibly can be.
tl;dr: I hope one day the HSR fandom will stop sleeping on the fact that Ratio is an actual practicing professor who probably has astronomical levels of teacher angst. 😂
#honkai star rail#dr. ratio#not to be#ratiorine#in everything I post but#secretly this is just an excuse to imagine Aventurine throwing Ratio a sympathy party#a “Let's eat our feelings" party because the doctor just got his course evals back#and there are some insults on there that would make his ancestors cry#I can just imagine Aventurine reading out the really obnoxious Rate My Professor reviews#in whiny entitled voices#just to squeak a smile out of a gloomy Ratio#but I also really like the idea of Aventurine helping Ratio become a better teacher!!#because he's sharp and a fast learner#but he doesn't have a background in formal/public education#he's not set in the system's ways#he could suggest some really out-of-the-box ideas to help Ratio get through to more students#and be a great sounding board for Ratio's lesson material#brutally honest feedback lol#“Ratio I am in love with you but I still can't listen to you talk about gravitational time dilation for one minute more”#“You're going to HAVE to make this lecture less dry than my martini.”#look let me just enjoy this teacher fantasy for a sec#lol
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Concept: While Quiet remains stagnant across the chapters, Hero (the voice) always changes slightly to match the princess they're facing. Not necessarily the voice we get in the chapter, specifically the princess.
He gets more draconic in Adversary's chapter, more 'princely' in Damsel's chapter, more ghostly in Spectre's, and etc etc. Kinda as a way to show visually how malluable his character is, and to parallel the princess/Shifty herself, since I headcanon him as being the closest to Shifting Mound's nature.
#Stranger is the only exception where he looks *the exact same* as his chapter 1 form#maybe in a more simplestic art style even#to show how he didn't have the time to develop#also excuse to keep his chapter 1 form bald and then have him grow hair at (most) chapter 2's lol#wanna draw some of the different forms#but decision paralysis……#(also electricity went down for a bit again and it drained some of my energy 🫠)#you can ask me about the different forms to see if that helps motivate me#slay the princess#stp headcanons#voice of the hero#sal rambles#edit: INTERNET ALSO WENT DOWN WHEN I WENT TO POST THIS AISKS'KXJDJXJ#today is not going well for me
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This man is a big example that personality and attitude are very huge factors 🍬
#STILL THINKING ABOUT THOSE COWARDS THAT SAID NO TO HIM#LISTEN#ITS THE PERSONALITY#THE ECCENTRIC#THE ENERGY#THE GOOFINESS#THE SILLY#THE ❤️🔥COMMANDING❤️🔥#THIS MAN IS A 👑KING👑#HE WILL COMMAND YOU DOWN TO YOUR KNEES WITH THAT VOICE#AND I WILL MELT#the entire time#he keeps his confidence#his control#his power#NOT IN AN ARROGANT WAY#NOT IN THE WAY I DESPISE#BUT IN HIS SILLY#WAY#THAT I LOVE#AND ALSO#HE HAS ✨FUN WITH IT❤️🔥#HE JUST HAS FUN#WITH EVERYTHING HE DOES#ITS SO#❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥AAAAAAA❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥#I’m going feral rn excuse me—#king candy#wreck it ralph#‘oh he’s old and balding and short-‘ SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IDGAF I NEED HIM
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got back into Fable 2 for the first time in over 10 years the other day and just started Fable 3 (also been 10 years) and uhhhhhhhhhhhh feeling a lotta things, fellas *sweats*
ANYWAY, wanted to try sketching Logan cuz I high-key love his look/vibe, even if a lot of the art/assets from the game itself for him leave smth to be desired imo...
#art#sketch#fanart#fable fanart#fable 3#fable 3 fanart#artists on tumblr#doodle#myart#fable logan#was a great excuse to mess with a brush set I grabbed the other day that's since been deleted apparently#but I like the textures and the blender that came with it is actually really decent so long as u dont go overkill (surprise surprise lol)#idk i think its a combo of Logan's voice and his sorta dark broody appearance that is checking many boxes for me atm#also once again I was hyped to draw a LOT today... but got wore out after one (1) sketch LOL#so imma just go keep playing the game now uwu#i remember specifically when I was younger i thought the bits of hair that stick out in the back were stupid#but I kinda like them now? idk man... personal character development i guess hahaha#gotta say tho... missing Fortune's Tower rn LOL I ended up LOVING that game fr
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I saw you might accept tiny drabble reqs for Wanderer?
What about Sethos, Traveler, or even Childe (if you wanna go Scaramouche) finding a "malfunction" in his body that when triggered immediately causes a sneeze/sneeze fit, no matter what. Could be tweaking a certain mechanism, could be a surge of elemental energy (specific element or not), could be dragging a touch in a specific line or rythym along his face/nose?
Might suck idk
this went through so many rewrites that i felt like i was bordering on losing it entirely. i cut off a huge chunk of words cause i just couldn't figure out how to conclude it through that route. maybe i'll reuse it for a different fic later....
anyways. i took creative liberties when it came to what the "malfunction" was hope u don't mind-
"Hh'InKkyYSHhii!"
A particularly strong breeze ruffled Sethos' hair as he startled, almost dropping the cat in his arms as he spun around to stare at the Wanderer, who had been standing behind him. Of all the responses Sethos' could've gotten to off-handedly comparing the other to the cute little kitten in his arms, he hadn't been expecting that.
It was obvious the Wanderer hadn't been expecting it either, if the startled and slightly hazy look on his face was any indication. Sethos opened his mouth to ask- and was interrupted before he could even begin as the Wanderer snapped forwards with two more drawn out sneezes, the resulting pulses of anemo making the loose edges of his clothes flutter.
"HihH'KksShHnii! Hh-heEH-hH'iikKSHyhn-tii!" The Wanderer pressed the back of his hand against his nose, rubbing it for a moment before stopping and just letting his hand rest there, pressed against his nose.
"Woah, are you okay? Those sound way worse than normal." Sethos finally managed to ask- and, as he sort of predicted, the Wanderer responded to that by glaring at him.
"Tch, I'm fine." The Wanderer's voice also sounded different than usual, though Sethos couldn't really place his finger on what, exactly, was different. "Just ihH- ...ignore it-hH'IinNkSHhiiu!!"
"Kinda hard to ignore it when you keep doing it." Sethos said, trying to fix the strands of his hair that'd been blown out of place- and oh, now he knows why the Wanderer's voice sounded off- "You sound a bit congested- are you sick?"
"Wh- no. I-I'm not."
"Then what's up with you?"
"It's just- hH-hiH-.... a-a cat allergy."
"...A cat allergy." Sethos deadpanned, glancing down at the cat in his arms to see if it was believing this complete bullshit before looking back up at the Wanderer, who avoided his eyes.
"What, do you need me to... to repeat it?" The Wanderer rubbed slightly more intensely at his nose, clearly trying to hold back another sneeze.
"No no no, it's just- well, I've seen you hanging out with cats before, and there's never been any-"
"HhiH'KkyYSHhii! Fuck!" The Wanderer swore, before rapidly turning and starting to hurriedly walk away from Sethos.
"Wait, hey! Where are you going?!"
"None of your business!"
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Over the past three days, Sethos had come to collect a mental list of the Wanderer's supposed 'allergies'. Cats, dust, Sumeru roses, a passerby's perfume, and... sand.
Sethos took issue with that last one specifically, he was absolutely certain that one was not possible, and besides, they're in the city. Sethos has been staying in a rented room and hasn't been back to the desert in over a week- there's not even any sand here to be allergic to!
So, overall, Sethos is 99.8% sure the Wanderer is just outright lying, and should really really be resting in a bed, because he did not seem to be getting better- and the redness of his face, whenever Sethos managed to catch a good glimpse of it from under the Wanderer's hat, was just red enough to indicate a fever.
And, of course, this conclusion is what led Sethos to, at the first opportunity, grab hold of the Wanderer's arm and start practically dragging him back to the Sanctuary of Surasthana.
From the moment he grabbed hold of him, Sethos couldn't help but note that it felt like the Wanderer was shaking.
Shockingly enough, the Wanderer had stopped protesting after the first few minutes, obediently letting himself be pulled along in silence. Or, well, near silence- the Wanderer sneezing intermittently as they walked upward.
(There was also a faint sort of... whirring noise that Sethos couldn't place. He chose to ignore it for now, focusing on the Wanderer's obvious illness first).
Nahida standing at the entryway to the Sanctuary with her arms crossed wasn't much of a surprise.
Aether standing next to her in the exact same pose kinda-sorta was though.
"Hey," Aether said, sliding up between Sethos and the Wanderer, "Hand Mr. Hat Guy over to me while you explain... whatever is going on to Nahida."
After a moment, Sethos obediently handed the Wanderer over (the Wanderer himself too busy focusing on holding his breath in an attempt to keep himself from sneezing to protest), and then turned to begin to explain the situation to Nahida, not even noticing Aether leading the Wanderer off to the side.
"You have to tell him." Aether whispered, "You can't keep this up forever."
The Wanderer, still holding his breath, shook his head no.
"No as in you don't wanna tell him, or no as in you agree that you can't keep this up?"
Aether smirked as the Wanderer glared at him, before turning to pay more attention to Sethos' explanation.
"-and he keeps insisting that he's just allergic-"
"Ha, allergic to blushing maybe." Aether mumbled. The Wanderer harshly elbowed him in the chest, before snapping to the side with a sneeze.
"Hh-hIH'KksSHhyii!! HehH-" The Wanderer's wavering breath was quick to hitch again, and he hurriedly pinched his nose shut, attempting to hold his breath again. Aether noticed with some amusement that the whirring noise that had arrived with the Wanderer had just gotten considerably louder.
"Y'see!" Sethos said loudly, snapping both Aether and the Wanderer's attention back to him. "He clearly needs to be in bed!"
"I-I'm finehH-hH'iikKSHyhn-tii!! Hh'InKkyYSHhii!!"
"His room is on the right, five doors down the left hallway." Nahida said, ignoring the Wanderer's sputtered attempts at protest through hitching breaths. Sethos promptly thanked her, and wasted no time in snatching the Wanderer's wrist and dragging him into the Sanctuary. Aether walked back up to stand beside Nahida as they both watched the Wanderer willingly get led to the left and then vanish down the hallway.
"Y'know." Aether started, "I don't think he hates this treatment, as much as he's trying to make it seem otherwise. ...How long do you think until he tells him-"
"-that his systems are overreacting to being flustered, and the whirring vibration is affecting him in very unsubtle ways?" Nahida finished for him, "Hm... I'd say about a week."
"You wanna bet on it?"
"Sure!"
#Gen/shin Imp/act#snz#snz fic#my writing#me cutting stuff out and rushing the ending so that it wont take months for me to write this??#maybe so.#anyways. this is me saying that the W/anderer essentially can purr. this is my propaganda.#ALSO i don't have the slightest clue how to write congestion#so you'll just have to IMAGINE that he sounds a bit like he's congested while talking#the longer explanation is that the whirring of whatever mechanisms are inside him makes his whole body vibrate-#which of course makes his nose tickly. but also affects his voice.#hence. this shenaniganary.#yeah. look dont question it okay. my blog i can do whatever crazy hc stuff i want#ALSO i think the idea of the W/anderer trying to explain his sneezing away via SAND ALLERGY is hilarious#not that he has sand in his nose. which is much more reasonable. no. just. sand ALLERGY. specifically.#its a stupid excuse and he KNOWS its a stupid excuse#i was gonna include a whole scene of it but i couldn't get it to work hsldkfjlkdsfs#if anyone else writes/draws the W/anderer using that excuse i will owe u my life tbh its so fucking funny to me
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TWD - Inside 8x07
#clutterbuck i s2g#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#he has mild clothing allergy i fear#rick besting a trash zombie in boots and his birthday suit#dangerous for the wedding vegetables tho#amc you're lame#america you're lame#*david attenborough voice* the sun#i would also be in for that kind of smackdown#that second gif tho#why does men stretching have so much power#like why is it so hot#SO SMILEY#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you#yes i've giffed this before but im sure those gifs look like yesterday's garbage#he really is very funny#EYE CRINKLES 💖#got to run around in his undies twas a good day
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I think my favorite thing about that fic is the chirping? How it like- does something to the receiver?
They seem like they are unable to explain why, but the simple act of something like one of others uncontrollably chirping or cooing in glee at them causes them to just melt into a happy, gooey puddle.
Like, it reads to me as somewhere deep deep in their brain there’s a little bird that instinctually preens under the sound of happy bird noises (for Hunted that bird has probably taken up most of the real estate in his brain but bear with me here-).
These boys have bested drowning, being eaten, the horrible sensation of being sliced into tiny, tiny pieces- and a little noise is what makes them topple like a jenga tower.
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I want to respond to this more intelligently but all my brain is wanting to say is ":D :D :D YES!"
okay okay okay
Yes, I really love this element of things. I think whether it is gentle touches, little instinctive happy noises, or little instinctive happy gestures... I think part of it is almost because they've gone through so much Bad Shit. Their entire existence for a large chunk of their initial lives was nothing but repeated horrible circumstances! And yet...
When they're together there can be gentle touches and vulnerability is no longer quite as scary, or someone might preen a bit at a compliment or there's a happy chirp and suddenly they're affecting someone they care about in a way that speaks to their hindbrain like yes! That is a happy sound!
I am so glad that you noticed and appreciate the idea of that making them fall to gleeful pieces <33
#also i won't lie#i am very xeno#i love leaning into nonhuman elements and these birds are a perfect excuse for Chirping and Cooing and all that shit :D#i'll make em purr too i know that's not a bird thing but just watch me#(no but really also sal was so SO inspiring with the way they wrote hero in this and i was so happy to lean into it and follow his lead!)#(and thank you again i was so happy to see this ask!)#askin answerin chattin#slay the princess#fanfic#fanfiction#the voices
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[ID: Five and real person! Delores drawn as centaurs. Both of them are old; Five is commission era. As such, he's wearing a suit and tie, has a neat mustache, and short hair. His horse body is light grayish white. Delores is wearing a nonsensical evening gown, and her centaur body is a large red draft horse with light feathers. They are hugging each other tightly; Delores has to bend down to reach. End ID.]
old married couple <3
i dont have any canon basis for making Delores a draft horse but it brings me joy and there was no chance I was ever going to do anything else. she deserves to be Tall. Also, am contributing one more old Delores to the world, an even rarer creature than old Five.
#tua#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#delores tua#dolores tua#centaur#centaur au#five x dolores#look guys i made a ship art and theyre not even just kind of standing near each other#ignore the fact i ship them platonically thats not something ud get from just the post#my art#heres another edition of lighter colored pony old five#also blame @sharkneto for delores being red#was originally going to make her tan adjacent but luther is already tan adjacent and also also a draft horse#so that was just Too Much#and he suggested red bc [airy dismissive voice perhaps belonging to a rich medieval lord] thats like his favorite or something#he also says Excuse Me Its Chestnut but ive gotten this far without saying correct horse color terms im not starting now
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Anyway asshole sneezed yesterday while I was driving and I nearly wrecked my car lmao
#snz kink#and he did it more than once too like excuse you#might as well have whipped his dick out smh#i didn't actually almost wreck tho I'm just being dramatic lmao#thank god he didn't bring up the fact that it's a kink again tho bc i might’ve fr wrecked ahdkalsk#but i was like 'don't do that I'm driving 😒' and he sarcastically apologized#to his credit he did try to stifle when he did it again but that was worse bc i felt bad lmao#'well don't do *that*' and then he snorted and rolled his eyes and was like 'there's no winning with you'#god he's so great to converse with even when we're playfully bickering lmao fuck#still crazy to me that I've never been into a cishet man before in my life and always thought I'd end up with a woman#just for the first person I've ever dated to be not only a cishet man#but also my fucking coworker after i said i would never date a coworker#hate this for me but also 🥰#also now I'm extra feeling some type of way about the fact that he sent me those voice messages while he was sick#like damn maybe that did do something to me ahdkkala#maybe I should listen to them again just to see 👀#nah I'm not actually gonna do that lmao I'd feel weird if i did#anyway rip to y'all who followed me for snz lmao this is basically just a simp blog these days#oh well it's my blog lmao#partner posting
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re my last post unfortunately i think viktor is pretty so he is my weakness in this show. i still do wanna throttle him and jayce though
#me initially w jayce like yay he's latino! aw he's a science guy! oh. oh. oh. oh. hm. hmmmm. ummmm. yes! NOOOO no no.#me w viktor: oh okay. oh why is his voice so cute. why is he so cute. no NO NO I CANNOT NOOOO. aw :D aw :(((#hey viktor what are you going. hey viktor HEY HEY VIKTOR????????#bluebird.txt#imma be honest the whole 'ive become a god i can see through time i can see humanity's weakness' stuff is like yeah yeah yeah 🙄#sure bud that's totally not incredibly basic dumbass shit. like yawn.#also jayce's 'you're beautiful just the way you are' was completely unwarranted and also unhelpful and empty#viktor's leg idk how that happened or if he was born like that but like okay i guess yeah imperfections are beautiful#a la entrapta#but the disease??? the disease caused by the pollution of the undercity?????#another example of them (piltover) ignoring the undercity and condemning them and another example#of the writers seemingly completely forgetting that 100%#but anyways. viktor fuck you i think you're adorable though#i mean maybe ill specify and say s1 viktor cuz s2 viktor is chill until he joins ambessa#the god shit i can excuse bc he said he wanted to make people's lives better and he thought he was#but post ambessa that's just more of me absolutely not even a little bit understanding what any character was talking about#arcane#i need to watch it again or read a wiki for background lore#bc truly i was like what are you all talking about...
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I know nothing about this guy, but I feel like Moonwalker and Dave would be friends in our AU, me thinks
#Dave is a boogeyman jazz swing tap dancing guy and Moonwalker reminds me of jazz sooo#They're both so neat to me x3c#I can't wait for ttevh to come out!!#I saw that Moonwalker can also mean to anxiously backtrack or offer excuses to previous statements arguments actions that were proven false#so it'd be funny if Moonwalker tends to be a liar liar plants for hire#talkin' smack or other wack stories that he back tracks on and pretends with absolute confidence in his voice that he didn't say it#like that one lonely island song I saw Andrew Hussie drawn over ages ago#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#toontown: corporate clash#imagionary rambles#ttcc au#ttevh#ttevh au#toontown event horizon#toontown: event horizon#moonwalker#dave brubot#major player#eldrich abomination and odd moonheaded space dude as friends for the au wins
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i know im stupid and you will think so too but. my most fav guy texted me after 8 months and i replied
#tbh.... he sent a voice message and i replied w one sentence <3#i did stand on business..... but#i have been BEGGING for this for so many months. do you understand.........#and now idek if i want it#he's in italy im in greece i aint going back there#if you want to hit you need to come here#anyway i know. i shouldn't reply#but also DURING THE MERCURY RETROGRADE SHADOW PERIOD? ARE U SERIOUS RN....... COME ON#i know this aint about to age like wine khfsfsf#anyway. it's the fact that when i was on the bus to athens i saw a city w his last name#and i kept seeing his name everywhere no matter what i did#SO THE UNIVERSE WAS LITERALLY TELLING ME THAT HE WOULD FUCKING APPEAR#im so confused idk..... idk idk idk idk#we were on good terms bc we never actually . broke up. bc we only dated. but also there are some things that i cant excuse#but i WANT HIM. but i don't. but i do. but i don't#god help me
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Drabble about whatever Cleo and Joe are up to, or coffee shop shenanigans? 👀
Tell me how to reach you - Cleo and Joe open several lines of unconventional communication in Joe’s answering machine.
[Thursday, 8:17 PM]
Howdy, this is Joe Hills recording this message from Nashville, Tennessee. If you’re looking for a Joe Hills not in Tennessee, you have the wrong number. If you’re looking for Joe Hills from Nashville, Tennessee, or if you just don’t care which Joe Hills you’re calling, start talking after the beep.
Hi, Joe. I am, frankly, freaking out quite a lot right now so I’d appreciate a call. A serious call, and I know you’re going to think I’m kidding, but I want to have a serious call with you about dreams. And... possibly past lives. I know you’re thinking to yourself that this is clearly some kind of trick or joke, which is exactly why you should listen to how much I am trying not to panic right now and call me back, seriously. Not meaning to threaten you for once, I mean be serious when you call. Please and thank you.
[Thursday, 8:19 PM]
Howdy, this is Joe Hills recording this message from Nashville, Tennessee. If you’re looking for a Joe Hills not in Tennessee, you have the wrong number. If you’re looking for Joe Hills from Nashville, Tennessee, or if you just don’t care which Joe Hills you’re calling, start talking after the beep.
Hi, Joe, it’s me again. Do not call when I’m asleep or I will be very, very cross. I did mean to threaten you that time. Okay, talk soon.
[Friday, 11:58 PM]
Howdy, this is Joe Hills recording this message from Nashville, Tennessee. Currently I am requesting all correspondance be sent via dreams, as I will not be checking this voicemail during my astral communication experiment to prevent information contamination. If it's not time sensitive or you're trying to talk to someone who isn't me, go ahead and leave a message after the beep.
Hello, Joe, this is - this is not what I expected earlier when you told me you were going to try something out to help me. How am I supposed to explain what I learn to you if you won't - Joe. I wanted to tell you the dreams are definitely real, we are up to a whole three and a half confirmed dream-sharers, but that doesn't mean I have been gifted long distance telepathy. I hope I'm the boogeyman in your dream tonight, you hear me? Dream of that and call me about it. In great and gory detail, I can't wait to hear it.
[Saturday, 4:50 PM]
Howdy, this is Joe Hills recording this message from Nashville, Tennessee. If it's bad or urgent, leave me a message - otherwise, all good news is best transmitted by thinking really hard and sending it to my dreams. I am no longer accepting nightmares, bad omens, curses, or threats of bodily harm by that medium, but you can leave them after the beep if you really want.
Joe, I wouldn't have to leave you threats of bodily harm in your voicemail if you didn't keep talking to me only through your answering machine. I don’t know whether to be upset because you’re being stubborn about this, or delighted that maybe I do have long-rage telepathy that allows me to express my displeasure with you. I would be much happier if you would call me back, though.
[Monday, 9:21 AM]
Howdy, this is Joe Hills recording this message from Nashville, Tennessee and pleased to announce I’m now accepting correspondance about dreams in addition to correspondence by dreams, which is still the best way to reach me. If you don’t care about my preferences or who you’re reaching, feel free to leave a message after the beep.
Of course you’d be somehow already be asking for - Joe, listen. Last night I dreamt you owed me roundabouts six million and were trying to weasel your way out of it by making - what would you have called it, some kind of Rube Goldberg problem machine - you were creating inconveniences so I’d have to let you fix them for a credit. Which was incredibly, predictably obnoxious of you, but it was also incredibly predictable. It was exactly what I would’ve done if I were in your shoes and I dreamt I knew that for absolutely certain. You are always like this, every time, all of the times. Do you get it? You were almost charming, building me my - well, if you’re serious about this dream telepathy... thing... you can call me back and tell me what you made. I know you do listen to these eventually, despite what you said before. Don’t make me wait too long.
[Tuesday, 2:46 PM]
Howdy, this is Joe Hills recording this message from Nashville, Tennessee. Voicemails are places you leave messages for people, like, “Cleo,” you could start, if you were trying to call someone named Cleo and not Joe Hills, “I got your dream! I thought it was really sweet how you negotiated down instead of killing me like you wanted to. I’ll call you at the usual Wednesday time to compare notes.” As always, you’re welcome to leave your own contextless missive that may or may not be reaching the right ears at the wrong time since you so kindly just listened to mine. Just don’t start talking until after the beep - or do, I’m not the boss of you.
I can’t believe I’m confirming plans this way. You’re going to have to tell me about all the other voicemails you’ve gotten when we talk tomorrow, which you probably already know whether you listen to this or not. I was convinced we had a standing Monday arrangement... maybe I am going crazy after all, who knows? Or maybe it’s just because it’s you. You are just the worst, every single stupid version. I suppose I’ll have to keep putting up with this until tomorrow at least.
[Tuesday, 2:59 PM]
Howdy, Cleo. Of course I listen to you, especially all the stuff you’re not saying. You’re my friend, and I’ll listen tomorrow too. If you’re not Cleo, standard disclaimers and preferences still apply until otherwise stated. You know the drill.
You know what - nevermind an apology. I had a feeling. Talk tomorrow, Joe. Sweet dreams.
#peter writes#i've 'cleo calls joe freaking out as referenced in the diner scene' on my to do list anyway#and i think joe 'how big IS the moon getting let's measure it' hills would be funny and serious and weird about past-life dreaming.#which is not at all an excuse to not have to reveal my lack of confidence in writing his voice LMAO#do it again au#also title is from sea of love because 1. hey joe they say love is a virtue don't they#2. if i stay here trouble will find me#3. if i stay here i'll never leave#4. well. you know how it is with the natl
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5x02 | Strangers
#he's beckoning me i must go#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S5#im coming richard#*nature documentary narrator voice* we've spotted a bear in the forest. he's a fine one#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you#menace#excuse me but the nose™#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now#throw me against a tree challenge#pain is weakness leaving the body#poison ivy?#i don't know her
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So I know the song Up To the Cloud (feat. Owl City) is for a mobile game (gacha I think?) so I might be missing a lot of context in what the lyrics are talking about but...
Damn if my brain isn't trying to turn it into a MXES x Reader animatic...or the inspiration for a fic.
I'm excited for Secret of Mimic now that we know he's likely to be in it. (I mean I was excited before but even moreso.) I really hope there's something in it with him that finally hits my brain at the right angle to produce some kind of x reader writing.
#saying “we didn't see enough of him for me to write a fic”#is not really an excuse when i wrote a 100k music man x reader fic#but uh#i have not been able to come up with much of a solid premise for a mxes x reader#much as i've wanted to#also haven't really nailed down his communication style since he has no voice#if he remains mute in secret of mimic i'll probably keep him that way in my (hypothetical) writing but we'll see#man it would be cool to have him meet the reader in 79 and then reunite with them when they're much older closer to the sb era#that's another thing i've been wanting to do for awhile#an x reader fic that spans multiple eras of fazco's history#bafdhfsafdldasfdas i need to figure out how to consistently write 10k words a day while still have time for crafting and work and life
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