#also hilarious

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

"It's quite hard to blow that trumpet... but I'll give it a go." [x]

[itspileofgoodthings]

also, can’t remember if I posted this already, but this one boy who occasionally stops by my room was talking to me about pride and prejudice and called Lizzy’s rejection of Darcy a drive-by shooting

[hayzeydayzey]

Does anyone know where I can read the Star Trek TOS Fotonovels other than openlibrary.org (which is down currently down) ??? Please let me know 🙏

[hello-god-its-me-sara]

Funny how it went to Anthropoid costar Jamie instead

[uwudonoodle]

Teaching teenagers must be wild.

Photo, for context. Although I can't help but notice that one eyebrow is much thicker than the other. "Come try Microblading at a 50% off introductory offer!" - Stalin's aesthetician, probably.

[trishyeves]

Not exactly a New Gods/Mister Miracle scholar, but it's so nice with Birds of Prey (2023) to see Big Barda drawn so consistently as just, not anything like the standard body type we see in superhero ladies. She's not just tall, she's fucking wide. She's massive! Even her face, which, that's one area where no matter how beafy, soooo many buff women are drawn with just another supermodel look.

Also did they casually mention that she's bisexual in an early issue? Because if so holy shit yes please

[franthonyofficial]

[celticwoman]

my mom just told me that apparently i lose my insurance once i turn 21????? insane

[bugscufflebi]

Hell yeah Nancy was the colonizer responsible for the sin eater, ya know the monster made to erase (white) sins🤷🏻‍♀️💅🏼🫢

[guccigarantine]

The new episode of gathering information is… delicious

[bisexualalienss]

jeff and shauna are a mess god.

[teawithbuzzz]

The barista asked if I wanted my drink hot or iced and I said “Nooooooooooooooo”

[bearvverine]

me and gang at the haunted house

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[frownyalfred]

using “Agent A” as Alfred’s code name and using “B” for Batman’s shortened name in the field suggests there’s a world where “Agent A” is shortened to “A” and everyone in Gotham and on the Watchtower is terrified of him. because they’ve met B. and if this is B??

[musewrangler]

Here’s something to make your day better 😂😂

Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.