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"Δεν καταλαβαίνω γιατί συμβαίνει αυτό"
- Jimmy probably
#Jimmy when he realizes his actions have consequences and he can't just go around assaulting people#also he was a jealous bitch#mouthwashing#mouthwashing jimmy#jimmy mouthwashing#jimmy#art#fanart#traditional art#that ending caught me do off guard but it was very fitting for him. do it king pull the trigger#imma draw him in a trash can next
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Lmao OMFG Martin. He's now confirmed to have been jealous of
- (possibly lesbian?) Cop for daring to have private conversations with Jon
- literal embodiment of death Jon has only metaphorically met in a coma-dream
- lady he talked to for half an hour, once
Truly he is the "you know other people" meme
#i mean he was also catty to georgie but at least that's his ex gf#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jmart#so so unhinged#i know people mostly love to coo over him bc they have self-esteem issues and social anxiety too#i simo over him for being a jealous petty argumentative passive aggressive bitch with oh so many issues#truly the character of all time#WHEN JON TALKED WITH HELEN HE'S BEEN BARELY NICE TO MARTIN AND ALSO ACCUSED YOU OF MURDER??#are you OK Martin???#i know it ended to working out but please have better taste girl
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Comparing Wade and Logan's healing factors
I keep reading fics that seem unsure about how their individual healing factors work and differ so I'm making this post to help clear it up for anyone who cares (if you just wanna make stuff up for fun more power to ya)
Let's start with
Logan
As far as what he can heal from, it seems as long as there is a small amount of his genetic code, and as long as it gets enough energy, he can regenerated from just about anything.
He needs tons of calories to maintain the healing factor normally.
He can even regenerated from just a skeleton and it only takes a few minutes to happen.
He isn't seen reattaching limbs but I'd assume this is possible under the right conditions, for the same reasons Wade can do it.
There's also the rest of his abilities that are directly effected by his healing factor.
Without the admantium on his bones, his healing factor isn't constantly working, and his senses and instincts become more powerful, making him more likely to go feral. He also cannot regenerated the admantium because it wasn't a natural part of him to begin with.
Feral Logan is like a mental state he regresses into, he has been without the admantium and still not fully feral, seemingly because he has some people to anchor him, though he is still more animalistic like this. He can even be pulled back out of that mental state by just the scent of someone he cares about.
Wade
His healing is very similar to Logan's, yet also very different.
Wade also can regenerated from just a drop of blood if it can get energy to do so, for Wade, instead of an energy crystal thing, it's Logan's energy, growing off him like an ear on a mouse.
His healing factor works about as fast as Logan's as well able to regenerated quickly when needed. Unlike Logan though, Wade has been seen reattaching limbs instead of just growing them back, but it makes sense both could do it, Logan just keeps getting those dismembered limbs thrown miles away or destroyed so he didn't get a chance as far as I know to do the same as Wade.
Now this i see being weirdly interpreted and I feel like I know what's going on.
Its not a "dying factor" it's still a healing factor, it's just weird because of how CANCER works. Cancer is not dead cells, it's mutated constantly growing cells, so a healing factor would not pick that up as something to kill off or heal from, so wades cancer just spread until his entire body, skin bones and all, are nothing but cancerous cells, and stopping the cancer stops the healing because it stops the cells from regrowing, this, stopping his healing (of he wasn't made of cancer he may still be able to heal even if the cancer was stopped)
What his healing factor is constantly working on however is the effects of all this cancer on his body, he probably experiences a different organ failing on him and regrowing almost every day. So what would happen if he had no cancer to make his healing factor constantly work? Could he go feral too?
Short answer no, in fact, Logan's feral state is more because of his other abilities than the healing factor, I feel like a Wade without the cancer would be like Nicepool, not in constant pain and trying to cover it up, not mentally unstable due to many brain tumors, and doesn't really have a reality hole in his brain.
Also in the comics at least, not MCU Wade, he is cursed with immortality by Thanos cause he was jealous Wade was with death romantically, so he literally cannot die, and the healing factor is no longer even a real player in his inability to die.
So in conclusion
Their healing factors work basically in the exact same way, just has a different effect on each of them due to their respective personal traits (cancer brain vs animal brain)
Neither is better than the other, they are equals, at least until Wade starts mackin on death and becomes immortal.
You just can't kill them without starving them first, and even then we know Logan will eat himself (and feed his flesh to Wade) before allowing either to starve.
Side note, they definitely can age (or at least, Logan does, Wade being immortal and all can't now) even with the healing factor, it doesn't stop aging, but it does make him able to live WAY longer than any normal human. Gotta give some love to old man Logan.
If anyone thinks I've missed something or has theories for things that aren't solid confirmed that differ from my own please lmk! 💙💛
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#james howlett#wolverine#wade wilson#deadclaws#deadpool#x men#thanos is a petty jealous bitch#also i feel there needs to be more fics where they both fail to comfort eachother because of their individual issues#like#logan has a nightmare and stabbs Wade but wade was having a bad pain day#and just gets mad and screams at him and stabbs him back#when Logan finally snaps out of it hes holding a chunk of wades flesh in his teeth#and feels so bad#then they comfort eachother in a pool of blood and tears#i cant imagine two fucked up minds taking turns on being stable#their truamas are gonna butt heads
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insane how people act like charles is ‘the jealous one’ like edwin didnt spend the whole first episode screaming crying throwing up every time charles looked at crystal and not him
#obv its deeper than that#like after 30 years of almost always taking edwins side on everything#he suddenly leaves WITH SOME RANDOM GIRL while saying he has a poor attitude and hes like? do i? yeah bc the living suck right? right?#and he decides to stay annoyed when they come back bc he LEFT him ugh. for a GIRL. like they’re actually still teens in school#so he really really hopes this is a passing fancy. like a pet or something. a wounded bird that we CANNOT KEEP#and when charles points out that it is in fact jealousy (which by charles time is not at all couple exclusive) it literally takes him aback.#bro said ‘jealous?’ so breathlessly like cmon. but b4 he could let that sink in crystal wakes up so he lets it go#probably had a whole internal convo where he reconciled being able to be friend-jealous and then kicked it up. like really up#‘maybe its your outfit’ and ‘also we are punishing you’ and ‘are you ready to talk to her shoes’#‘you spoke to a demon in this friendly malt shop’ and ‘oh you love this dont you’ and ‘saved you one time and now you wont leave either’#like yes he IS jealous and yes he WILL make it everyone’s problem on purpose#do i even have to pull out ‘of course you fell for a living girl’ (looks at him through his lashes) help him#90 percent of these are from the FIRST EPISODE okay#episode 1 edwin is THE cattiest bitch so it tracks that the cat king wants him#point is they are both insanely jealous ok#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#paineland#bumblysdumbly
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it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a bernard down in possession of an empty lap, must be in want of a tim drake to sit in it
#that is tim's spot exclusively#that is his lap to sit in to be cradled in#that is his lap to feel safe in#they get a cat one day and tim hatessss that little calico bitch#who the fuck does lovelace think she is curling up in his area#bear doesnt even try to argue anymore#they're at like a family movie night and steph has a spot open next to her#except tim sees bear's open lap and tunnel visions so hard that he never makes to steph#he just flops onto bear's lap and snuggles into the crook of his neck#and bear just has to sit there ears bright red as the rest of family looks on#also tim's not the only one who gets jealous btw#tims got this teddy bear that he dresses up in 🐻 clothes and bear hates the thing#loathes it despises it#if he could throw it away without making tim sad he would#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#tim talking to lovelace: listen to me you little homewrecker. bear's lap is *my* spot okay? that's my big strong man!! not yours!! got it?#🐻 the very next night talking to tim's teddy: listen to me you homewrecker. that is *my* baby!!! my bf to hold!!!#they're like certifiably insane about each other
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Daan gives me this specific vibe I see so much in series where deities like, indisputable exist in that world. Where like, he wishes he could be an atheist. I feel like if so many gods didn’t all collectively decide to fuck up this one guys life in every way possible he’d love to completely ignore their existence.
#it’s also funny how he calls himself a doctor but at a point dudes just doing healing magic#I wish the old gods like understood human language n stuff just so Daan can cuss them out#f&h#f&h daan#f&h2#f&h termina#fear and hunger#fear and hunger 2#fear and hunger termina#fear and hunger Daan#funger#funger 2#funger daan#Daan von Dutch#I can just imagine Sylvian walking into the hypothetical room being like Ok two of my devotees had this bitch ass kid I already traumatized-#-him whos next? Sulfur god be like Oh Me Me I wanna kill the two most important people in his life! Then Rehr got jealous and decided to-#- fuck up even his personal identity too#they’re way to obsessed with ruining his life tbh
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In defense of Maya (without knowing the manga):
She definitely annoyed me because obviously I know Taichi isn't the person she was claiming he is and she clearly knows Kohei likes him as a friend, at least, so it's like ...girl, come on. But like.
She only went off on Taichi after she got the first set of notes he took? Which, let's be honest here, were dogshit. He really didn't take a service that Kohei needs seriously and he was initially doing it for Kohei's lunch. She didn't lie there. We also learned there's only 23 notetakers in the entire college. This is a service that is very much needed, yet doesn't have nearly enough volunteers for, and Taichi was treating it like a joke that didn't matter at first. That shit was hella disrespectful. He didn't mean it as such, and Kohei didn't take it as such either, but it was. So no shit Maya got that notebook and was like "...what the hell am I supposed to do with this? And this is who Kohei thinks is so nice and cool and everything?"
All Maya has are the initial terrible notes that Kohei gave her like they were helpful (they weren't) and knowing Kohei only kept Taichi as his note taker because he liked being around him. With the unspoken fact, that maybe non disabled people didn’t pick up on, that he also only kept Taichi as his note taker because there just aren't enough note takers, so he couldn't have gotten better anyway. Which almost certainly factored in as to why Maya blew up at Taichi. Disabled people shouldn't have to accept shit notes just because the alternative is no notes at all. We already have to work uphill cause of the disability, it's adding insult to injury to basically know everyone’s like "well, yeah it sucks, but you could have nothing." Or even a “yeah, I didn’t care at first, but I do now!” Because it’s like “it’s great that you finally realized this is a real service needed for a real disability that affects real people. Glad you finally figured that out. Congrataritos.” Like it is exhausting being disabled and having to sit there and smile when people have their lightbulb growing moment since we don’t have the option to dick around until we decide to lock it in. So I completely got why those shitty notes set Maya off. Because she didn't go off at him after the dinner, it was after she got those notes.
And on a related note, we all clapped for Taichi when he went off on homegirl in the cafe because she wasn't treating Kohei like a real person with real issues, but he also wasn’t taking Kohei and his problems seriously with those initial notes. Like yes, he started trying and actually doing better, but that only happened once he became friends with Kohei and realized he needed to do better. Who knows, maybe the cafe girl could have grown as a person, like Taichi did, if she had been able to get to know Kohei as a real person. But Taichi didn't let her get that chance, just like Maya wouldn't have let him get that chance if she could. The only difference in those two situations, to me, is Taichi is already Kohei's friend so Maya can't stop them from interacting like Taichi did with that girl.
Like I’m sorry y’all, Maya's not being any more of a bitch than Taichi was because she can only work with the information she has, which obviously isn't what we as viewers have. She’s pushy and overbearing and, yeah, annoying because she also obviously has a crush on Kohei and we know he's sprung on Taichi, but it’s really not like she just looked at Taichi and went “fuck this guy” for no reason.
#I hear the sunspot#Hidamari ga Kikoeru#like yeah she's annoying but let's be honest Taichi can be annoying as well???#I think reducing Taichi down to a cinnamon roll that can do no wrong is severely downplaying how good this show it#because Taichi can do wrong he's even admitted it!#this show is genuinely so dear to me as someone hard of hearing#who for damn near the first time ever is seeing situations I've lived though and still live through play out onscreen#because it's also just so good#so to reduce it to Taichi: Sweet Boy - Maya: Annoying Bitch is just like#what the hell y'all???#as I said though I haven't read the manga#so I mean I guess she could just become an Evil Annoying Bitch cause this is a Japanese BL after all lol#but as of right now#she's really not that#and it's wild to me seeing some of the takes on her ONE episode so far#even in the preview#it's giving more jealous wanting Kohei's time energy and not#evil annoying bitch woman ruining this beautiful gay relationship lol#regular clyde
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for the hazbin hana au, i think none of the seraphim (sera, emily, lucifer) have abo gender. that's a strictly mortal thing. charlie inherited her secondary gender (alpha) from Lilith (the first omega) but Lucifer doesn't have one! it makes him verrrry creepy to be around for normal sinners!
but not for hana! who's used to the way abo works by now, but still finds it both silly and strange. she actually finds being around lucifer a nice reprieve from abo nonsense. lucifer is like i don't know what is happening????? help????
#vrrm vrrm#fine feathers fine birds#is this radioapple/hana??#perhaps.#maybe i just want alastor to be the most jealous bitch to ever exist <3#he deserves it <3#also i think lilith tries to use her scent (powerful as the first omega ever) to overwhelm hana and keep her from helping alastor!#which hana was not a fan of!#hence the ass kicking lol
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"You are more than a binary answer"
This phrase about FCG is stayed with me since Matt said it.
As a non binary person i dont get a lot of representation, not good, not heroic, not as thoughtful as FCG. Their kiddness, clumsiness, even his naivety sometimes really represent me.
Idk i am just sad to see a non binary character go when we dont have a lot, but i am so glad he exist in the world.
I am also glad that his sacrifice didnt come from a place of self hate but a place of love, love for his friends, for life and also for themself.
Its a beautiful character and a beautiful story.
#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#FCG#he also was a noise and messy bitch but i love them like that#when they got jealous for imogen bc she was friends with FRIDA that was so good#god FRIDA i hope they are okay
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it drives me insane that every issue in this show could be solved by the protags just FUCKING COMMUNICATING!!!!!!!! TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE ADULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~i dont support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~
unblurred version under the cut
pssst if youre reading this you should check out my hh/hb critical/general reblog blog over at @fizzbot ‼
#Helluva Boss#Helluva Boss Redesigns#Helluva Boss Critical#Blitzo#blitzø#Blitz#Stolas Goetia#Stolitz#I GUESS. i fucking hate canon stolas/stolitz fr#BLITKER SWEEP they shouldve been canon. fuck you stolas and your dumbass sex contract. i hope he explodes#manifesting they break up next ep 🙏#i made blitz geen. cause hes from envy. in my heart#im not the first to have the 'imps colorcoded to their rings' idea but every other one ive seen#puts blitz in 'pride' ??? ive seen lust too whuch makes a little more sense#but like. his whole fucking arc is that hes a jealous bitch. also WHY IS GREED THE GREEN RING IN CANON?#my blitz is literally 'green with envy'.#anyway. sorry mutuals for posting another viv**ziepop show piece. it might happen again#im kind of super hyperfixated on '''fixing''' these series atm#Rainbow Dash#for the little horsey on his mirror :3c#oh i also gave blitz hair. controversial ik#i dont care that hes bald. its ugly and a stupid design chocie objectively#cloudysarts
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The fact that Fraser could, at ANY point during Odds, tell Ray what he’s up to and what he suspects, but CHOOSES not to for absolutely no good cop reason, proves that he is doing it specifically to see if and how Ray will get jealous. In this essay I will
#due south#benton fraser#ray kowalski#fraser/rayk#otp: there's no ships like partnerships#fraser/kowalski#4x04 odds#he just wants to get Ray back for Luanne#and also see exactly how jealous Ray will get#Fraser watches Ray like a hawk the entire episode#which is typical but it’s like. more than usual#payback’s a bitch#and you owe Fraser some air
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Sorry can’t talk rn, I’m conjuring up an au that involves fashion designer Jesse and his muse/ famous model boyfriend Nacho.
Ok fine. So a while ago, Jesse’s enthusiasm towards character design and sketching gave me the idea of him having a knack for it ever since he was little and following that passion as he grew up. His story about the wooden box is so dear to me not only because of the hopefulness it brings but also because it reveals that he pays great attention to detail and his craft, meaning he’d be a good tailor (creativity AND meticulousness? he’s a whole package). Despite his parents’ disapproval, he’d go on to receive a scholarship from a prestigious design school in New York - where he would move to to receive a higher education and really flourish.
Nacho, who still lives with his father in ABQ and has a hard time making ends meet, would be really close to going down that drug dealer path. Manuel would talk him out of it like “you’re destined for something great and legal mijo” and he’d actually listen. But he’d insist on moving somewhere else to get away from all the affiliations he had in ABQ and to find a better career opportunity/ himself.
Time skip. They’d meet in NYC in somewhat the same way all the supermodels got discovered. And that’s as far as I could get tbh.
(True story, my socials were bombarded with images and videos from the DSQUARED2 SS 2024 collection at the time, and my immediate thought I was “Yep, Jesse Pinkman would endorse this. And who (else besides Tyler Durden) would have enough cuntential to rock this unapologetically? Nacho Varga obviously.)
#i love that fvcking collection/brand. There’s so much going on#i made art for this idea like once and never came back to it. I really need to revisit it#Jesse’s brand would be all about energy and fun and punk-centered. and to him everything about Nacho just screams that#Jesse would be like ‘so what if he’s a little short for our standard? he’s with me now bitch’#I KNOW he’d love playing around with gender representation and queerness through fashion. Inclusivity would also be very important to him#Jesse he has a vision ok. he’s ahead of his time#my god he would be so gay. THEY would be so gay. as both in happy and homosexual.#sipping cocktails in 5 star hotel bars and running away from paparazzi hand in hand#they would make everyone jealous#i dont suffer from insanity. I thrive off of it#nachojesse#nacho varga#jesse pinkman#better call saul#breaking bad#designer/model au
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Oh, you wanna get my li, Uma? May thy knife chip and shatter babes, may thy knife chip and shatter💅
#you want marshall? come and get him bitch#like we all remember how he told kat off in casa when she was laying it on to make lyle jealous#well just you see uma just you fucking see#(im actually entertained but also a little bit pissed off with her)#and yes that was a dune reference lol#litg#love island the game#litg s9#litg all stars#litg uma#litg marshall
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Unstoppable force (my unending desire to make sure Jace never has gotten a single thing he wants ever) vs immovable object (my belief that Jace deserves to get knotted)
#at least once!#and just knowing it happened makes Porter crazy jealous#jawbone x Jace is my most indulgent ship but what can I say#shut up Janelle#sorry a mutual already kinda made this joke when I was joking abt jawbone x Jace weeks ago#(it was t4tozier)#I love subjecting that little blonde bitch to situations but also. he should get it in at least once
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Magni(17) and Modi(14) just bein stupid that’s it.
#magni and modi#gow#god of war#gow magni#modi gow#gow modi#magni gow#just silly headcanon that’s it :p#Magni never even once saw a baby in his life until Thrud lmao#he also knew how to control his strength but was always paranoid of crushing bby thrud on accident lmao#it wasn’t until she was old enough to ask for hugs and holds seeing that Magni was super tall compared to others#especially when Thor wasn’t there#Magni would die for Thrud that’s it that’s basically it#modi never knew how to feel abt thrud since he was pr neglected and not given much love growing up#and he was super jealous and being a little bitch he pushed Thrud away often since she was like one of the few people actually genuinely#loving towards him#but as she grew old enough to understand language#Modi would turn to her as an ear to vent to even tho she was like 4 lmao#he soon grew to love her too he just struggled to show her he did by then#other than telling her all his secrets and vents n such#*cries* someone pls gimme their headcanons abt them 🥺🥺🥺….#everyday I grow to love them a little more and more...(ಡ‸ಡ)#my poopis
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C5 Kaveh without getting Navia 😮💨😮💨 thank god. I think I’m gonna have to stop there. used up my intertwineds this month on stardust for that too phew
#and I’m dangerously playing f2p too lmao#I’ll just wait for his last cons next time#there better be a next time istg#genshin x reader#kaveh#in my sagau head kaveh’s screaming at alhaitham “yeah be jealous!” bc kaveh’s constellation is almost completely lit#also random thought I wonder if dori doesn’t like alhaitham and vice versa bc he’s trying to get kaveh’s money back#she ripped kaveh off basically#bitch can stay at lvl 40. only reason why she is there is bc of her acquaint fate I needed and I can’t stand leaving characters underlvled#once she’s at 40 though my brain shut off and was like yeah she can stay there LMAO#also put waster greatsword on her bc she deserves trash haha 😂
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