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[tatortart]

Stars above a wine-dark sea—let them guide you, precious thing.

[leclercsbf]

scuderiaferrari SOAK IT UP! what an incredible drive

[unsanctitude]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand. 1 skunt

[hinamie]

theyre soft your honour

[stealingpotatoes]

Happy revenge of the fifth 😈 specifically to Darth Vader and InquisiCal and Trilla Sundari

its their special day!!

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

Hey, Lucanis, buddy... how did you figure out so fast that Harding might have become a people pleaser, because once upon a time she was a small, defenceless child who learned that it was safer to act as agreeable as possible in order to avoid abuse? Why did it make so much sense to you? How did it click for you so easily, huh? HUH??? To reiterate Harding's question: "Where did that come from?"

[hrokkall]

DIVINE AUTOPSY

Text from a post by @bedrock-to-buildheight about angel anatomy and the physical manifestations of regret that can only be purged in a bloody vivisection.

[gascreates]

emotional support frog

who will absolutely eat your hand.

[sp0o0kylights]

You know what I want to see, I want to see more of Steve, Eddie, and Robin being 1980s small town kids from Indiana, by which I mean;

Robin is The Source of Gay Knowledge purely because her parents host Hippie Christmas and she managed to sneak away to find a neat bookstore in Indiana once. 

Her knowledge is not in depth. It's patchy, woven together through rumors, stories she heard or things she picked up from her parents' old pictures. She's got a handful of zines, one book, and some movies she managed to order for Family Video behind Keith's back.

She acts like she's Queen of the Queers because in Hawkins she pretty much is.

(Max and El ask her what a lavender marriage is once, something they overheard snooping around. 

Robin confidentially answers that it's code for when one woman dresses up as a man, fooling officials into wedding two woman.

She does not live this down two years later when they find out what it actually means.) 

Eddie doesn't spend every weekend in Indianapolis. 

Gas is expensive, his busiest days of his "job" is Friday and Saturday, and he has no fucking clue what the hanky code is. 

He's wearing that bandana because Metallica front singer James Hetfield has one on all their tour posters. 

Eddie does make it down to a gay bar though, by accident. Rick needed some back up for a shady deal. Promised Eddie a boatload of free drugs to sell if he agreed to just stand there and look mean. 

He was warned the bar they were meeting in was 'weird' and to not 'freak out' --which Eddie thought was hilarious given his nickname and general appearance, but whatever.

He doesn't understand when they get there, because it's just a bunch of hot men with hanky's in their back pockets everywhere.

Then he sees two women kissing and it clicks. 

He can't out himself in front of Rick, but one of the bartenders playfully dresses him down for his own hanky, letting him know all about the code and teasing him through his embarrassment. 

He's got an offer to come back and learn what color and which pocket his hanky should actually be in, a prospect Eddie was salivating at until Chrissy Cunningham up and died on his ceiling.

(He still wore the hanky, because the feeling of that bartender tugging it out and stuffing it back in might be the closest thing he's ever had to sex and he absolutely wants a repeat. 

He's young and horny, sue him.) 

Steve Harrington may not be academically smart but he's not dumb. 

He figured out a while back that the basketball team as a unit probably crossed the queer line more than once--or at least it did before Hargrove came in. 

( Brad Handly for example, went around slamming kids into lockers and screaming slurs like a fucking movie villain one Monday because the varsity team got dead drunk at Laura's party on Sunday and hey, look, there weren't that many girls there, okay?

They all had fucking hands and mouths. Everybody but Tommy was single and hot to trot. Nothing gay about it.

Its not even like they were kissing or treating each other like chicks. It was just Brad's first time and they got to tease him later for overthinking it. 

Dude graduated soon enough after and given Steve was on the team as a sophomore, he hadn't thought about the guy and why he might be freaking out so bad in years.) 

Robin's entire panic attack at Starcourt, and a few more after had Steve replaying that whole incident. Reframed it a bit, and, yeah.

In retrospect that had been extremely gay, actually. 

It sat with him a lot easier than he'd thought it would. Partially because of Robin, but mostly because that's just who he was.

Stranger things had happened to Steve and this one didn't want to kill, maim or otherwise eat him, so it got filed under 'interesting facts he should never tell his parents if he wanted to keep his trust fund' and then he went about his day. 

(Or he tried too, anyways.

It caught up to him when Eddie and Robin somehow figured out the other was queer and dragged him along to some bar Eddie had a standing invitation at, with demands for Steve to do what he did best.

Babysit.

Their magical trip was utterly destroyed when Brad Handly happened to be the very same bartender who had given Eddie the invite.

 Considering Brad's immediate bark of laughter followed by a hug and introducing himself as "Steve's gay awakening", Steve ended up having to speedrun through Eddie and Robin both having a crisis for him.

It didn't help that Steve had politely, and laughingly, corrected Brad with a casual; 

"Pretty sure that was Tommy man, but if it helps I think that tongue of yours gave Matt Burdon a crisis."

--which ended up with him answering a lot more gay sex questions with Brad than he cared too. 

At least he, through Brad, was able to help Robin connect to some local lesbians and--after a second crisis from Eddie regarding how Steve managed to have more sex than "the resident town freak and guy who actually knew he was gay, Steve!"-- even helped Eddie out by catching the metalheads tongue with his mouth later that evening.

The last one landed him a boyfriend, trust fund be damned.) 

[kaiminluu]

"when you slam the door i think you know, that you won't be away too long, you know that i'm not that strong"

hi @campbyler you destroyed me

[tatortart]

The star babies, Slash and Lita! A bit of info under the cut.

The living embodiment of “from dust you came,” Slash and Lita exist as constructs rather than mutants. Crafted out of clay and life breathed into them by their mother Geraldine, the two are two halves to one whole. Slash was crafted first as an experiment, with Lita coming along four years later.

If you asked Geraldine why she chose turtles, she’ll only shrug. She shaped the clay, but the clay chose itself how it wanted to hatch.

Magic weaves throughout their lives thanks to Geraldine’s parenting. They find their own talents over the years—Slash enjoys the subtler arts of walking through dreams and scrying for answers, while Lita loves the complexities of weaving spells and reading tarot.

She might find it a little funny to fib about what the Death card really means in a reading. Slash thinks his little sister needs to stop tempting fate and read her cards properly…or not at all. 😒

Other little tidbits:

Slash is non-verbal in the waking world. In dreams, he’s far more likely to be talkative.

Both have the thickest southern accents. This never goes away, even in their adult years.

Lita is deeply jealous of her brother’s tail—there absolutely was a screaming tantrum thrown one day involving the phrase, “Why does he get a tail and I don’t?”

Lita carries around a lioness plush and yes, loves pink. Slash loves his whale plush and likes space-themed stuff.

Slash is technically named Beauregard…Raph is responsible for the name he prefers. Geraldine will never forgive him for this.

Lita’s full name is Lita-Marie. Do not call her that unless you want an ear-shattering scream in your vicinity.

[leclercsbf]

Carlos Sainz via Scuderia Ferrari

[sainz100]

F1 v Champions League Stars: Heineken Karting Event at Monza ahead of the 2017 Italian GP | x

[zzztlk]

I'm nonbinary and SEA and every time I remember the existence of Ties That Bind it makes my day 1000x better. Nat my beloved

I'm so pleased... peace and love to all the seasian queers in the crowd

[fob4ever]

patrick, 2007

[pilkypills]

Remember how Thorin got everyone to play along when Bilbo was doing his parasites bit but still went all “oooh no thanks to your stupid burglar” after gandalf saved them?? 🤨 what was that all about? Did he get what Bilbo was doing or not???