#also brocedes

[whowebber]

Sometimes you and your best friend need to let each other go to experience there's none like yours.

[csashton]

“F1 fans dramatize drivers moving teams too much.”

Me, blasting Haunted (TV) while thinking about Daniel and Carlos leaving McLaren: “idk what you mean”

[greenygay]

[soineffablygay]

So, at first Nico just sat there and smiled while his wife was talking about her book, then they talked for a bit about how they both used to be so shy as children and how the sport helped Nico to overcome that, and how Vivian once decided to just smile more and be more outgoing, even though she was anxious, and how it has improved her life. They also talked about Nico being scared while driving (scared of crashing and scared of losing) and about how Vivian was scared of him crashing too ("because that's the person you love, of course").

The most important part to me came at the end, and idk if we already knew that, but apparently their daughters are Lewis Hamilton fans (I mean who's shocked, like father, like daughter)??? Of course they were both quick to say that this is only because Lewis still gives them Christmas gifts (so here's our confirmation this is STILL happening).

Nico of course had to emphasise how Lewis and him used to be rivals (enemies, even) and how nice it is that he now gives his kids presents, didn't even mention their friendship (I know that hurts him, we know he loves to say that every 5 minutes), but then they started joking about how Lewis is not allowed in for christmas, how he's just allowed to drop off the presents and like... babes, we all know you WISH he'd like to come in!

[chinese--satellite]

merry christmas, please don't call - brocedes

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

txt posts + f1 = true 3.0

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️

[honeyimhomeosexual]

nico (rosberg): *looking at lewis longingly* forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to

seb: *being passed around between kimi, mark and jenson* call me a ghost the way heimsuchen that dick

[maxedes]

mercedes in white this race. they are summoning ✨him✨

[lecilly]

i saw this one video of lewis speaking an entire sentence in italian and i got reminded of this..

seriously what the fuck is wrong with them????

like, what kind of italian did nico teach him? why do they consistently sound so gay?

"this is a family show" really??? someone please play 'talk dirty' by jason derulo because nico taught him only dirty words for sure ✨

[blorbocedes]

lewis hamilton scooters past nico rosberg at shanghai grand prix 2024

credits: (x) from weibo and @yuzuchupachups

[maxcuntstappen]

F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x)

[i44rise]

they're having a wag off, what is your response @ sebastianvettel 🎤

[themoonofblueside]

so lewis still drops christmas gifts for nico and that made my brain tingle because nico and vivian's eldest probably has some very very vague memories of uncle lewis, who raced with Dad and used to come around once in a while but he's too busy now, who still brings christmas gifts but can't stay around because he is needed elsewhere... something something having dreams and plans with your best friend about raising your kids together and still bringing them gifts even after you fall apart. something about keeping promises that you're free from.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

he will do what it takes to survive

a quick brocedes web weave to burn

& thank you @blueballsracing and @theommin for helping push me to finish this

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

f1 + txt posts = true 2.0