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Sometimes you and your best friend need to let each other go to experience there's none like yours.
#loscar#galex#brocedes#carlando#maxiel#drarry#i am fucked up#golden trio#best friends#friendship#this post is not about friendship#it's about loscar#also brocedes#also simi#did i add that#simi#did i just make drarry best friends?
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“F1 fans dramatize drivers moving teams too much.”
Me, blasting Haunted (TV) while thinking about Daniel and Carlos leaving McLaren: “idk what you mean”
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#f1#f1 fanart#brocedes#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#the snow buries our past…#and the sun also rises
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txt posts + f1 = true 3.0
#help i am addicted#going three for three with the lance slander but idk i'll stand by it by now#this is who i am i cant hide my true colors#but eyh this one has seb and sewis:)#also landoscar version coming tomorrow and then probably a brocedes one and then a nortrell one trying to space it out but i am addicted#lewis hamilton#sebastian vettel#charles leclerc#max verstappen#nico rosberg#cl16#lh44#sv5#mv33#formula 1#f1#f1 memes#incorrect f1 quotes#my txt posts#f1 + text posts#sewis
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I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#like niki lauda had to try multiple times to literally parent trap them to try and get them on speaking terms it never worked#because one would arrive they'd see the other and the other would leave#& if i remember correctly the garage crew would swap around from race to race as a like see we aren't favouring anybody gesture 😭#and thats no shade to nico because it was both of them contributing to that environment#his comment re max is just making me laugh#like if i was a part of the pr/media team - which is a part of the degree I'm working on irl - at merc that year i would've lost the plot#like its insane reflecting on it nearly a decade later but the poor souls just trying to do their job in the eye of that storm#truly gods strongest soldiers#ngl the professional comment irks me a bit because its not like max is engaging in inappropriate work place behaviour#he's engaging in another aspect of racing that his involvement raises awareness of & that makes racing more accessible#& we all know how inaccessible not only getting into racing is but also to continue to pursue the further along you go#theres so many stories of 1 sibling giving up racing so the other can keep going because the family can't afford for them both to race#its a huge financial strain & we only see a handful of drivers talk about that & try to do something to change it#and nicos fellow sky sports commentators are routinely unprofessional on so many levels#additionally max had a lot of valid reasons to be annoyed at his team today#but alas he's not english so he's ungrateful#i hate that drivers can't criticise their teams or car without immediately being branded as bratty & ungrateful#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE FEEDBACK#you can see the double standards from sky when say Lando or George have complaints with their team/car v the likes of Max and Yuki#especially Yuki my god the things i would do to get the British media to leave him alone#this was a jokey post at one point and then became a rant whoops lmao#I'll leave it that before i write an actual essay here 😭✋️
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a crazy camera work moment from the 2016 Brazilian gp
#brocedes#i dont even know what to say about this one#like.....#in my heart he's still my best friend#also the amount of red flags during this race#like come onnnnnn#((says a guy who cries while driving if the wind is blowing too hard))#f1 posting#f1#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg
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If you ever want to know why I love MotoGP more than F1, it's the mentality.
Don't get me wrong, the fancy F1 style which is mostly professional with some funny moments is perfect. But it's mainly glamorous. It's supposed to be the perfect Monaco sport.
MotoGP has the expensive aspect as well. But they are just a bunch of chaotic man that love motorcycles and no one is trying to change that for the media.
In f1 people get media training about the "Can you wank yet" question. The laugh about "lol" from max or the "if my mom had balls she'd be my dad" quote was quoted way too many times. The webber glass smash or the angry hat through from brocedes is still legendary. Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg being "anything but lovers". I literally can't think of any significant media thing. Sorry.
Motogp is like... Let me post a picture of me touching my balls thorough my race wear. I think it was Quartararo who made a video imply that he's racing in fucking lingerie. They get ass smacks from their team before and after a session. Pecco and Bez are getting referred to as an old married couple. Rider jumping on (and fucking) each other in prac ferme. Jorge said that he'll marry his childhood rival in 2-3 years after they hugged (we know you're touch starved, Jorge but how good was that hig please?). Bez talking to Domizia (Pecco's fiance) and calling Bagnaia "OUR future husband". The Marquez brothers kissed ON THE MOUTH on International live TV. Martin and Aleix E. kissed each other in a club (I think it was them, no idea about the context). And Vale... He proudly said in an interview FFM porn is his favorite and he wants to be a member of the mile high club. I CAN GO ON.
AND IT'S NOT EVEN CONSIDERED EXTRAORDINARY BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES IT.
That's why motogp is better. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
#f1#max verstappen#motogp#lando norris#mark webber#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#fabio quartararo#marco bezzecchi#valentino rossi#marc marquez#dani pedrosa#jorge lorenzo#alex marquez#Motogp is the shady cousin that teaches you questionable things at the family gathering#And they also have a women's series starting soon and women competing inother classes#They get grid-boys by the way so EQUALITY#And we got grid girls#Yeah I'm lesbian I like them#I love those silly little boys so much it's getting ridiculous#JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THE MEDIA VIDEOS#and one is married to his step sister#pedrenzo#rosquez#FUCKING ROSQUEZ#Oh and they touch the crotches of their co-workers on a regular basis
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i saw this one video of lewis speaking an entire sentence in italian and i got reminded of this..
seriously what the fuck is wrong with them????
like, what kind of italian did nico teach him? why do they consistently sound so gay?
"this is a family show" really??? someone please play 'talk dirty' by jason derulo because nico taught him only dirty words for sure ✨
#a brocedes melt down#in 2024#no one is surprised#also i cant believe how fast i connected the dots to this interview when i heard lewis speak Italian#his italian was apparently shit (streets are saying.. idk italian guys)#but it was adorable for him to try anyways#brocedes#lewis hamilton#lh44#nico rosberg#nr6#f1#formula 1
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lewis hamilton scooters past nico rosberg at shanghai grand prix 2024
credits: (x) from weibo and @yuzuchupachups
#thank you em justaboutsnapped for not only sending them to me but also getting permission from Weibo!!!!#lewis hamilton#brocedes#Chinese Grand Prix 2024#nico rosberg
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miss lewis and friends 👯♀️
#baby girlewis is special to me.................giv eme a minute#ALSO GIRL SEB I MISSED HER#genderbend#brocedes#sewis#mine
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F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x)
#f1i#yeah im no longer dividing them into tumblr psots or tweets#all of the brainrot in one series#im not counting them anymore either#look how lazy im getting lol#but i promise the content will be better than ever cause its the worst of the worst thru the interwebs#also interwebs is different than the internet#u know wha i mean??#pls tell me u know what i mean#lestappen#galex#sebchal#brocedes#strollonso#sebastian vettel#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lance stroll#fernando alonso#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#alex albon#george russell#f1 memes#f1 incorrect quotes#f1 x tweets#f1 x text posts
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they're having a wag off, what is your response @ sebastianvettel 🎤
#nico interviewing lewis and lewis winking at him after???#also miles supporting him from olympic village 😭😭#'my bruv' did you mean my love#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#sebastian vettel#miles chamley watson#brocedes#sewis#f1#hungarian gp 2024
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f1 + txt posts = true 2.0
#once again lance is catching strays but what can i say#his face is annoying to me#also ignore the fact that pierres eyes are blue not brown#this one im actually going to queue so i am actually trying not to spam#txt posts#lando norris#charles leclerc#pierre gasly#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#sebastian vettel#brocedes#piarles#formula 1#f1#f1 + text posts#i wont tag lance cause im nice#max fewtrell#my txt posts
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nah because crofty is genuinely insane because why would you say that about your coworker???? and to his face??? "this man knows lewis hamilton. friends, teammates, childhood buddies, rivals, everything but a lover." hello???? why are you saying that to nico rosberg's face???? why are you, as the lead f1 commentator, writing fanfiction about your coworker???? about him and his ex???? and also, what an insane thing to say about someone else's relationship!!! "everything but a lover"... just show them having gay sex onscreen, it would be less intimate than whatever the hell you just said.
#it's been almost 3 years since that happened and yet i still rotate that moment in my head like a rotisserie chicken#'everything but a lover'.... what a terribly intimate thing to say about another person#like isn't that more romantic than actually being someone's partner??? they are everything to you but a romantic interest#wow... they are your friend your brother the little butterflies in your stomach... everything and anything but a lover#because like you can live without a lover but can you live without the tender smile your friend gives you when something good happens?#can you live without the hugs and the shared podiums and the shared dreams and greece?#also imagine lewis coming home and eciding to watch a recap of the race and then crofty just says this... like what the fuck do you even sa#i just /know/ that the industry is scheming to bring them back together again bc what else could this have been?#david croft#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#f1
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he will do what it takes to survive
a quick brocedes web weave to burn
& thank you @blueballsracing and @theommin for helping push me to finish this
#brocedes#f1 web weave#f1#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#web weaving#f1 web weaving#wiz.webweave#lh44#nr6#f1 edit#f1blr#comparatives#it feels like this is missing something but you know what#shan't dwell#also like i know it's cool to be contrarian about LMM now but he kinda cooked hard with this musical#i don't know that i have it in me to write a brocedes fic#but their dynamic... insane actually
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