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abed was so real for calling the phantom menace the work of the devil and standing outside theaters to warn people it was bad. Iconic. TPM hater representation at last
#also ben wyatt#yes im a prequel fan yes i violently hate tpm#less tha the last jedi tho#sam speaks#abed nadir#the phantom menace#star wars prequels
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I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's going to bug me if I don't.
BEN WYATT IN PARKS AND RECREATION (2009 - 2015)
#parks and recreation#ben wyatt#parksedit#benwyattedit#*gif#tvedit#trueloveistreacherous#nessa007#usergif#userraffa#tuserjen#ajlook#userdanahscott#userbuckleys#userisaiah#singinprincess#usertina#janielook#omgari#usernaureen#userjessica#useraudrey2#useremsi#usersmblmn#if the coloring doesn't look consisten we do not talk about it!!!!!!!!#my first draft of this is from january 😭#and i didn't touch any of the psds for over a month so i simply did my best because i just wanted to post this already gskhdbghks#also there was supposed to be a 5th gif in this of ben looking at the camera#but <3 i never had the motivation to do it#so here we are
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wait hold on. polyamory was literally a plot on parks and recreation so why couldn’t leslie just date ben AND ann. respectfully.
#i say this jokingly#but also i’m serious#the scene where they all hug after leslie wins city council#i’m just like#leslie was in love with both of them huh#and they were both in love with her#anyways#leslie knope#ben wyatt#ann perkins#parks and rec#ben x leslie#ann x leslie
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it must be so hard to be a scary monster designer in this day and age. trying to make something that terrifies and instead people get outrageously horny. “I want to shock the audience’s socks off” it’s not the socks that are coming off my man
#this post brought to you by a dream I had last night which definitely had complicated lore#and a lot of other characters present#but the short of it was I was being tricked for some nefarious purpose into falling for literally my perfect guy#(but also he looked like adam scott? who isn’t exactly ‘my perfect type’ but still. ben wyatt call me!!)#and then the twist was oh no he was a horrifying alien eldritch creature. and I ruined the nefarious plan by still being down#distinctly recall abject confusion from the monster creature when i was still ready to commit#sorry for ruining the evil plan. do you still think I’m cute
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Ted Lasso » Da bomb
Truth bomb »
Bath bomb »
‘Da Boss’ »
Love bombing
#Ted Lasso#*mine: gif#Theodore Lasso#Jason Sudeikis#Leslie Higgins#Jeremy Swift#Coach Beard#Brendan Hunt#Rebecca Welton#Hannah Waddingham#Keeley Jones#Juno Temple#Nate Shelley#Nick Mohammed#I have a feeling someone has done this but I just have yet to see it#truth bombs to bath bombs#when will truth bombs become bath bombs#I've been in a mood today after seeing things and stuff...but instead of doing a Ben Wyatt I just made this#I've also decided not to tag somethings anymore since it only worked 1 out 4 times#I don't like getting my hopes up so going to just keep the bar low and see if organic reblogging will happen#I don't think it will. As always thanks to those who reblog.#out here making meh gifset ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#bombing at gifset making....#I know I could've added S2 text and S3 text messages that also show 'Da Boss' but wanted to stick with the first time#oh and the fourth thing is the fourth finger right? The Last Man on Earth aka ring finger/if you liked you should've put a ring on it
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Save me oliretta and benslie save me
#looking for content for another ship I like could potentially lead to me finding more stuff that causes the#‘making me upset because my brain is used to social ostrichization and treats random shit I don’t care about the same way as social ostrich#so im going to attempt to delay my invisible return to this ship (which has happened multiple times where im like ‘I think I’m not as into#(ship) as I used to be’ and then like a week later get really into it again; rinse and repeat)#(fuck when I said invisible I meant inevitable and it’s not letting me edit)#im going to fixate HARD on these two ships; which im currently near obsessing over#so that hopefully by the time I go back to the ship#it will have been long enough my brain will have calmed the fuck down#and learnt not to give me panic attacks over shit I don’t actually care about#because apparently being bullied when I was nine (a time in my life I barely remeber)#was enough to put it in permanent defensive mode#oh wait I guess also the eighth grade thing#and that sort of covert ‘being fake nice as a joke’ thing that’s been happening to me since middle school#and that I still humor because I’m too socially awkward to stop it#save me#parks and rec#benslie#ben wyatt#leslie knope#only murders hulu#only murders in the building#omitb#omitb season 3#loretta durkin#oliver putnam#vent in tags#wait fuck#oliretta#i forgor
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Started watching Parks and Rec for the meme. Stayed for the found family that founded family so hard wtf
#literally the friendships are the best#leslie and ron???#leslie and ann?#leslie and tom?#ron being a dad to april and andy?#ben and april coming out of nowhere????#I love all of them#parks and rec#also I love ben wyatt#and leslie#and ron#and april and tom who grew on me slowly
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wdym they aren't just different fonts of the same people
LITERALLY WHERE IS THE REAL DIFFERENCE
#kris letang#ben barnes#adam scott#jensen ackles#also peep tanger with actually short hair lol#pittsburgh penguins#now i tag what i know those actors most for#the boys tv#soldier boy#shadow and bone#the darkling#parks and rec#ben wyatt
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"May we meet again under a western sky"
#wolhien#hienwol#hien rijin#*aggressively channels all the Pride & Prejudice handholding vibes*#oh it's just hand holding it's not a big deal?#that's where you're wrong PEASANTS#*ben wyatt meme* it's about the YEARNING#the little gestures that may seem insignificant but are absolutely LOADED with meaning#it's about the fact that hands that grew rough from war and hardships are impossibly gentle in the right moments#it's about squeezing their hand#and rubbing your thumb over the backs of their knuckles#and committing the weight of their hand in yours to memory#it's about the fact that you don't know them enough to be too familiar but you will use any excuse to touch them#even if it's the rough callouses of their fingers#but it's enough#it's more than enough#YEARNING BITCH#also#posting this late at night so certain guildmates won't see it#because SOME people like to be smug#for some reason
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the flat is rewatching parks and rec and in the wise wise words of my beloved elke "i want every day to thank ben wyatt for being insane loser girl rep & having beautiful brown eyes while doing it" he's my perfect angel loserguy cringefailure babygirl boymayor wetpathetic freakwife <333
#sami rambles#he's everything to me truly 🫶🫶🫶#also missing my sad little beneddie from the parks and rec au uhhh so bad#keep forgetting when 911 comes back it'll actually be about firefighters#ben wyatt#parks and rec
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FEYD AND/OR MARGOT PLS
Considering how obsessed I am with them right now you get both!
Boy howdy do I have so many headcanons about Feyd-Rautha!!!! I just think he deserved to kill Vlad. I think he could have beat Paul any day of the week!
And I am so obsessed with the way he knelt for Margot!!! And I’m obsessed with Margot. How ruthless she is. How controlled her ambition is compared to Jessica!!!
And they’re both bastards!! (God they could have been a funhouse mirror reflection of Leto and Jessica but noooooo)
Character opinion bingo!
#I get asked things#redbelles#ask games#Ben Wyatt voice#it’s about the psychosexual fuckery#also f for feyd and m for Margot obvs
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if I see one more post abt how ‘taylor swift isn’t a tortured poet she’s too rich for that’ I’m gonna mcfreakin lose it
#no one but the swifties care but I Have To Say It#the line in the song is ‘you left your typewriter at my apartment straight from the tortured poets department’#she’s very clear that she’s laughing at him for being pretentious#it’s like how best song ever by 1d isn’t claiming to be the best song ever#it’s a song ABOUT the best song ever#also. it’s a story. she’s not being literal about her life ok#she very rarely is these days tbh. it’s mostly (not entirely) storytelling. have you learned nothing from the folkmore era#anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk. I know no one will care but I#but this is very Ben Wyatt ‘I don’t have time to explain how wrong you are but it’s going to bother me if I don’t’#this is not directed at anyone in particular I’ve seen these posts So Many times#I’m not exactly keeping track
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Just had a galaxy-brained take that Hapistance is flavored similarly to Elle/Emmett from Legally Blonde but ONLY the musical version. If you know, you know...
#[Ben Wyatt meme voice]#it's about the skeptical cynic that finds themselves charmed by the feral blonde woman in their life that doesn't know when to quit#also all I want is to see Constance and Hapi make out like CB and LBB do at the end of 'Find My Way' in the pro-shot#Fire Emblem#FE3H#FE16#Hapistance#Hapi#Constance von Nuvelle#Legally Blonde#Lou sighs
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i hate that it's still my favorite but i fucking need to rewatch parks and rec again. i rewatched it in 2020 and i feel like it's well past time i dive back in. i miss ben wyatt
#ben wyatt is my dream man#that is a tag i've used before. thats how you know it's real#im a lesbian but it's true. also tbh he kinda has tboy swag
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I won Nano! :D
It's official! After the medical week from hell, I finally crossed the 50k line this morning before work! \0/
My final word count will be about 2k more than that because I plan on finishing my ch 12 rewrite tonight before I take a 3 day writing hiatus. But for now, here's my numbers:
Word Count: 50,150
New Chapters: 3 full / 1 partial
Outlined 6 new chapters, bringing me up to ch 22
I could've drafted a 4th chapter, but it would've required rewatching the Heartbreak Killer episode to get case details and I don't want to watch a Cain-heavy episode in the best of times, let alone at the end of a very taxing writing challenge. So, I just rewrote chapter 12 some more :P
The outline is very helpful! Ch 22 brings me up to the final second act plot point that will carry us into the third act. I won't say it's all downhill from here because I still need to write those chapters... but we're getting close to the downhill slide. #thankgod
My experience with Nano did confirm that I will be sticking with my 1 chapter/3 weeks posting schedule through the first half of 2024. I was really hoping I could increase updates after the midpoint in January, but that was a pipe dream. :( New goal is to be able to update more frequently after the 1 year anniversary in May. *fingers crossed*
Um, yeah. I don't think I have anything else to add. I'm going to finish 12's rewrite like I said, and prep 11 for posting because that goes up tomorrow. And then, I'm off to craft and read fanfic for 3 days straight :)
Thank you to everyone who read my earlier updates/cheered me on!
#NanoWrimo 2023#I'm learning to sew and embroider with one of those felt and sequin ornament kits and I am ADDICTED#but also I'm like Ben Wyatt with his claymation where I'm like omg I have to show this off to someone! I'm so proud! :D#and all I've managed to finish is the whipped cream swirl for the top of the mug ornament.#like it looks like nothing yet but it's already taken me hours lol#I love it though
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the madame web movie looks shockingly terrible but i’m ngl i’ve been campaigning for adam scott as the uncle ben to tom holland’s peter parker and marisa tomei’s aunt may for ages.. pls bring adam scott and tom holland together on project it would make my life
#THEY HAVE THE SAME ENERGY IDK I CAN’T EXPLAIN IT#my love for ben wyatt and peter parker 🙏 the madame web movie apparently#i’m sure sony will find a million and one ways to ruin it though#also…..#when are we gonna stop pretending like dakota johnson is a good actress ?????#being a nepo baby would be fine if she was actually talented ???#madame web
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