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wait hold on. polyamory was literally a plot on parks and recreation so why couldn’t leslie just date ben AND ann. respectfully.
#i say this jokingly#but also i’m serious#the scene where they all hug after leslie wins city council#i’m just like#leslie was in love with both of them huh#and they were both in love with her#anyways#leslie knope#ben wyatt#ann perkins#parks and rec#ben x leslie#ann x leslie
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Y'all are so lucky I'm incompetent at Mac software.
#spotatalk#I say this jokingly#I almost managed to convince myself to become a pngtuber for a second there#but being a mac user and having an incompetent son (i'm sorry Toast but you can't run anything 😔) stopped me just barely#it would've consumed my every waking moment tho and probably would've distracted me from current projects (like my Ichor shimeji lmao)#which would've left me burnt out#for now I'll stick to managable hyperfixations (like New Age and figuring out the Knight refs <3)#(or my stupid wizard game-)
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Going to a gay bar would fix Vayne Aurelius.
#i say this jokingly#but also genuinely believe#he'd walk out with he/they and an ace pin#mana khemia#vayne aurelius#atelier series#ya know
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getting my friend addicted to leona was a mistake
#i say this jokingly#seriously though--#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#leona kingscholar#twst leona
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As much as I am overjoyed that Mario and Luigi is back, I am really not about that title.
‘Brothership’? What else was it supposed to be? Did the two of them reenact that ‘un-brother-ing’ episode from the old cartoon when Alphadream went bankrupt? What was Nintendo’s second pick for a title? “M&L_RPGProject6.mp4”?
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So tempted to get beard growth oil for my microscopic scruff
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TIL I can flex on one of my best Tumblr friends that I learned about noble gases 2 years younger than him 😎
Wait this is funny
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Man hating straight girl and a mean lesbian are the perfect combo
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yeah this piece of unused dialogue literally became my personality for a few days. yeah even if noelle could be Not in your party at this point its still literally untrue bc sweet says capn saw noelle get kidnapped literally before their battle. I’m just really interested in why k_k reacts like that.
If you ship scc Go Away 👍 please and thank You
#the art gallery#deltarune#scc#self portraits#for that last one#i hope capn calls noelle ‘moyzel’ for realsies#i think kk then could say ‘i think she’s a deer’#(moyzel being (jokingly) mistaken for gazelle)(another ungulate)
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anyone want to bite the bullet and snuggle with me /j
it doesn't have to be romantic. Just let me lay on your chest and listen to your heartbeat for a while.
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etho im afraid the frogger community is toxic and inhospitable in climate. where’s the report feature
#(I SAY THIS JOKINGLY)#BUT THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY#joel leaves#sees joe taking his first baby frogger steps#and rejoins just to gloat#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#joe hills#ethoslab
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Sakurai's writer block has become a problem every other writer is increasingly forced to deal with as colateral damage
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Crack thought – Charles trying to be the most supportive best mate to Edwin by encouraging them both to “embrace your culture” (“What culture? We’re both British, Charles!”) But he goes about it in the worst way. He hijacks Crystal’s apartment and television so him and Edwin can watch glee. It’s terrible. Edwin hates every moment, and especially hates the delight Charles takes in quoting the damn show afterwards. But Charles does get the message so he switches to history documentaries.
“We should watch this one next. It’s about throwing bricks at cops!”
“What does that have to do with my liking men?”
“I don’t know, but I wanna find out.”
Charles claims to have a crush on Martha P Johnson after, which sparks some confusion as the boys try to understand the difference between trans women and drag queens (“Nah mate, they said she’s a woman. She’s old, but she’s ballsy as fuck. I’d kiss her.”) When they try to ask a very tired Crystal how you tell the difference, she snaps “I dunno! Maybe try asking them!”
Which leads the boys to an impromptu mirror hop to Stonewall. Maybe there are some ghosts there from the time they can ask!It turns out that there are an unfortunate number of both ghosts, and people who can see ghosts there, but they have fun and make some new friends.
They come back and they’re still debating whether the person who gave Charles a pink feather boa was a woman or a drag queen, when Crystal tells them yet again, to just ASK someone’s pronouns if you’re not sure. Edwin leaves and comes back with a new question. “Crystal, what does ‘non-binary’ mean?”
#Crystal: Remember when we used to do actual detective work?#As per Ecchima they also watch Heartstopper which goes a lot better than glee did#Then Charles jokingly suggests they take the same “Am I gay?” quiz as Nick did#He gets 50% and it goes completely over his head even as he says “Hey just like Nick! Nice!”#Crystal and Edwin just give each other the longest stare after that#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#dbda#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft
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I’m still so mentally ill over the whole Luffy refusing to eat unless it’s Sanji’s food thing. Like. We KNOW how fucking feral over food Luffy is. He loves food and loves eating so much that he steals it off other people’s plates and out of their hands and is so impatient when it comes to meals that he’ll literally try and sneak into the kitchen to mooch before it’s ready. Or he’ll try to break into the refrigerator. I know Sanji mentioned putting a lock on it at some point bc Luffy literally wiped it clean. He will not hesitate to eat other people’s portions or literally an entire meal meant for a whole ship of people! He’s unbelievably selfish when it comes to food and that’s just SUCH a central part of his character that it’s become almost endearing. Even in Totto Land Luffy didn’t think for a second before devouring everything in sight, including an entire fucking HOUSE, regardless of the consequences or the people it might affect. Homie did not care!! He’s food driven first and foremost!!!
Until Sanji leaves him. Until he decides that eating—something that he loves and brings him comfort—isn’t WORTH it unless it’s Sanji’s food he’s eating. It’s been shown that Luffy has zero self restraint when it comes to food so the fact that he was SURROUNDED by food on all sides on a food themed island and utterly refused to partake in any of that? Even though he hates being hungry and will always make eating a priority over pretty much anything else?? The amount of willpower it must have taken for him to sit there and purposefully let himself starve, for SANJI. Even when food was offered to him conveniently (in the form of syrup rain) he stubbornly rejected that. Because it wasn’t Sanji’s food. Because it wasn’t Sanji who made it, who always puts so much thought and care into the food he makes, who always indulges Luffy and prepares extra because he knows how much Luffy eats and how much he loves to eat. Luffy literally took one of the most defining traits he has and tossed it out the window. For Sanji. I’m going to fucking blow up
#RAGHHH. RAGHHHHHH#One Piece#Sanlu#Lusan#Sanji#Luffy#WCI#Whole Cake Island#Shima speaks#I just can’t get over it. I’ll never get over it actually.#Luffy refusing food. Bc he wants Sanji more. Bc he CARES about Sanji more#HE REALLY SAID ‘Guess I’ll die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯’#This isn’t even half of it. This doesn’t even tie into the whole ‘I can’t become King of the Pirates without you’ line#Luffy really looked at his utmost goal (becoming Pirate King) and his favorite thing in the world (food) and said#’Without Sanji it’s not worth it. I don’t want it’#SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP#He’s never done that for anybody else. I am just SAYING. JUST SAYING!!!!!!#Usopp jokingly: What do you want more the One Piece or Sanji#Luffy without a moment of hesitation: Sanji#Usopp: Haha see I—oh. Oh???#Usopp: Was NOT expecting that tbh.#Luffy: I’ll pick Sanji over food or the One Piece every time :)#Sanji: 😳😳😳😭😭😭#GIGGLING INSANELY. I CANNOT BELIEVE THEM
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Real conversation I had recently. Its HIS DAY!!!
#kamen rider gavv#funny if you know me i guess maybe??#(gekkan shoujo) nozaki moment lol. interested in valentine's day for a stupid reason#came up while talking gavv cause i was like.... 'i was so excited for valentine's day this year i forgot that halloween existed"#'Toku tumblr might be really fun on Feb 14 this year' i think is what i said ldfkjaelk not that its not fun most weeks#which is saying something cause for the first time in my life i can remember what day valentine's is on lmao!#don't let me down Valen nation lmao!#wouldn't it be hilarious if we were all like.... dying from some kind of mid-season drama that time in february???#jokingly willing this into exsistence like face-heel jeramie last year lets gooooo waahaha#i'm already clenching in anticipation of next week lol i'm beating my chest lets DO this#i gotta change my blog title back.... i JUST changed it lmao
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If my facial hair grows in white like the rest of my pre-mature-greying head I'm going to have an aneurysm
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