#alpha five

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Zordon and Alpha 5 by Peejay Catacutan

[sissytobitch10seconds]

With Teeth and Tongue

Fandom: The Umbrella Academy Summary: Viktor comes back from prom with a ruffled suit and flushed cheeks, and Five just can't but feel jealous. Warnings: ABO Dynamics, underage sex, penetrative sex, and canon-typical child abuse Word Count: 5,570 Ship(s): Five Hargreeves/Viktor Hargreeves

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A/N: So I wrote this a while ago and recently found it floating around in my 'to be posted' list and figured that now would be a good time to do it. This is unlikely to be an accurate representation of what it would be like to have a first teenage sexual experience since I have still yet to have sex (asexuality for the win, lol) but I thought that the protective side of Five needed a chance to shine here. Thank you all for reading! Stay sissy and bitchy everyone <3

All six of his siblings must have been waiting for the door to click shut so that they knew he had come home based on how quickly they all filed into the main hall of the house. 

“So? How was it?” Allison asked. She threaded her fingers together in front of her and swayed back and forth excitedly.

Viktor jumped, his hand releasing from the doorknob since it had been wrapped around it rather tightly to try and be quiet when he returned. The last thing that he wanted was a repeat of Homecoming since he was back at the Academy even later this time around “You guys have gone to dances before,” he insisted with a small shake of his head.

“They’re different than public school dances,” Klaus insisted as he mirrored the gesture. “The galas that Dad makes us go to require us to get all dressed up in formal wear instead of the fun stuff that you can get away with wearing and then we just have to stand around and talk to people the whole evening. Sometimes when we’re really good he’ll let us dance but we can only do the stuffy ballroom dancing he drilled into us by the time that we were twelve.”

The omega pursed his lips. He knew that this was a losing battle, but he really wanted to clean up and take a nap. He didn’t want to stand in the foyer of his home, which was drafty and uncomfortable, waiting to get in trouble with his father while he told his siblings what his dance was like. Maybe, though, if they stayed here, then Reginald would find them and make them all go to bed so that Viktor would be free to clean up as he pleased.

“I mean, it was fine. Marie is a really nice alpha and I had a wonderful time with her,” he explained before he realized that he had done. Viktor had been coming out of his shell the more time he spent in his public high school and made friends that really wanted to be around him and weren’t just doing it as a way to get back at their father, as most of his siblings were doing with him. He found that because of his isolation as a child, he had an incredibly low social battery and that often caused him to drop his filter or get snappish when it ran out. After a long night surrounded by people after a day of classes, he wasn’t able to keep some of the secrets he had been previously tight-lipped about.

“Marie? Do go on, brother,” Klaus grinned, wide and cat-like, as he wrapped an arm around Viktor’s arm and began to drag them away from the foyer.

The shorter omega internally cursed him as he was moving them away from the space that would provide Viktor with the ability to have an out in the form of their father. He knew that Klaus had an internalized map of all the best places to hide away so he was going to be in for a very long night as none of his siblings seemed particularly inclined to let this go.

Just as he had suspected, Klaus brought them to the library and thus to a tiny little alcove where none of the cameras were going to be able to find them. Luther and Diego both sat down on the very edge, trying to look like they weren’t interested when it was pretty clear that they very much were.

Allison sat down next to Klaus, beaming brightly as she inched closer to her brother, as if being right next to Viktor would somehow allow her to hear even more of the details about his dance-related escapades. Five and Ben settled down closest to the omega despite the aforementioned alpha’s excitement. The trio had been close even before Viktor had been sent to public school instead of continuing to be homeschooled by Grace and Pogo.

“I mean, it wasn’t that much different than Homecoming was when it came to the dancing,” Viktor shrugged. 

“Tell us about your date!” Allison squealed excitedly. She had always been obsessed with the idea of romance and the perfect love story, so it wasn’t surprising to any of the siblings that was what she chose to focus on.

Viktor flushed. “Marie is an alpha I know from orchestra. She plays a cello, and she’s really good at it too. We had been talking for a while and she asked me to go to the prom with her after our last concert. It was really sweet, she did it with this letter that she wrote that had a bunch of musical puns on it,” he felt his cheeks growing impossibly warmer as he tilted his head down to his hands. It wasn’t like he was totally estranged from his family, but he wasn’t as close to them as they all were with each other so he very rarely had conversations like this with them.

“That’s so cute!” Klaus beamed. “I wish someone would romance me like that,” he pouted.

Klaus and Diego shared a look with each other that Viktor was just barely able to see out of the corner of his eye. He knew that, in much the same way that Luther and Allison were dancing circles around each other, there seemed to be a kind of race between the two betas of the family for the other omega.

“Keep going,” Allison said as she nudged Klaus to make him stop talking.

Viktor thought about what details they might want to hear as he reached up to loosen the tie around his neck. He had worn one of the old Academy ones as a reference to where he came from since the theme of the dance had been something similar to that. “We thought that the limo was overkill so she picked me up in her car and we went to dinner at this really nice mediterranean place. The food was almost as good as Mom’s. Marie got me a boutonniere and I got her a corsage, we went to pick them up at the same time since I didn’t want to risk Mom accidentally throwing it away and it was kind of fun to immediately see what the other had ordered.”

He removed the large-headed pin from the mess of flower stems and ribbon that made up the base of the boutonniere. He let the item fall into his hand and then turned it around so that his siblings could see it. The item was a single blue rose amongst a lot of baby’s breath, but it was lovely and the colors played very well together against he maroon of his tie. 

“That’s sweet! What did you get her?” Allison asked when she finally passed the boutonniere back to her brother.

“I got her three green roses with the same baby’s breath around it. A lot of flowers can’t be used for that kind of thing because they’re too weak and they wilt after just a couple hours without constant water,” he explained. He put the pin back into the boutonniere and then placed it into his pocket to deal with later.

“What was the dance like?” Ben asked, actually intrigued about his brother’s life. Ben tried his best to reach out to the isolated omega when he could, but those that were still in the Academy were so aggressively scheduled that it was hard for them to do so.

“Well it was themed like the past, so a lot of people showed up with either things that their parents had worn in some form or in outfits that someone in the past would have worn,” Viktor explained. “That’s why I incorporated part of the Academy into my outfit. We don’t know anything about our birth parents so it’s not like I could have gotten something from them. Marie was wearing her mom’s senior prom dress.”

“That’s really unique,” Diego commented. “I thought that most proms were supposed to have a stupid theme to them like ‘woodland fairy’ or ‘rustic wedding’.”

“Real life is a lot different than what you seen in magazines and in movies,” Viktor shrugged. He knew that his siblings hadn’t been exposed to a lot of what the real world was like since they were squirreled away inside of the Academy’s walls with no hope of escape until they were adults.

“But anyway,” he sighed. He was hoping that the faster he got through describing everything the faster he’d be able to shower and go to bed. “They played music pretty similar to what they played at Homecoming and the Sweetheart’s Dance, but this time there were more slow dances. They had several different photo opportunities throughout the building where it was being held that were all framed like prom pictures would have been in that decade. It was really cool.”

The siblings were quiet for a moment as they took in the spiel of information he had given them all at once. Allison and Klaus were almost on top of each other, whispering about something that no one else in the group could understand but them. Suddenly they turned towards Viktor, Klaus’ eyes stuck on a certain spot on his shoulder that was turning a mottled red and blue.

The blush that had left earlier when the exhaustion took over returned in full force. He was sure that the majority of the hickey was now hidden underneath the flush of his skin. “What?” he asked, hoping that what they had to say wasn’t what he thought it was.

“How did the end of the dance go?” Allison asked as she stifled a giggle.

“It was fine,” Viktor replied, sinking in to himself a little bit. He didn’t realize just how much he smelled like Marie until that very moment. He shouldn't have removed his tie, even if it was making him uncomfortable, because the lower down on his body someone got the more they would be able to smell his date. That thought by itself was enough to remind him of how embarrassed and shy he felt.

“No fucking way,” Diego gasped. “Tiny shy Viktor gets to fuck before I do?”

“Diego!” Five snapped as he turned towards the beta. There was a kind of fire in his eyes that Viktor had never seen before and it was a little bit alarming yet intriguing at the same time before.

Within in pack dynamics, especially a forced pack like they had, it was common for an alpha, and rarely a beta, to pick an unmated omega that they were going to try and take care of and protect. It allowed both the alpha and omega to have their instinctual needs filled without sex or other such romantic ties with each other. Five had become that for Viktor when they were very young, especially since Viktor had been a shell of a person before he started getting more distance from their father and the Academy.

It made sense for Five to get upset at the insinuation that something had happened that could have hurt Viktor, so the omega quickly said, “Everything that happened between Marie and I was completely consensual and we both very much enjoyed it!”

“So something did happen!” Klaus gasped. “I want details!”

“I don’t!” Luther shouted as he got up and rushed out of the room. They all knew that he would be talking about it with Allison later since each of the Hargreeves kids were starved for any kind of information about intimacy and sex. They had been taught the basics about what happened when two people spent an estrus together or copulated outside of estrus, but it was all very clinical and scientific. They wanted the actual details about what it was like and the kinds of feelings that could or couldn’t come with it.

The door to the library clicked shut when Luther finally disappeared through it. Viktor waited for a moment for anyone else to leave, but Five was stuck next to his side and Ben and Diego weren’t budging until Klaus did. Allison clearly had no interest in leaving despite her disappointment at Luther’s departure

The omega leaned back against the bookshelf that was behind him and blew out a breath. He loved his family dearly but they were very eccentric and that was a lot for him to deal with when he was already this tired. “Do you really want to know?”

“Of course we want to know! If we didn’t want to know then we wouldn’t have asked,” Klaus rolled his eyes affectionately.

He thought about it for a moment, trying to figure out what details he wanted to share and what he wanted to keep just for himself in his mind. “Well, we stayed all the way through the dance but it got over at about eleven. She took me to this place outside of town where no one goes and we sat in the back of her truck to talk. It started really nice, she just kissed me and then it was suddenly really intense. It’s not something that I’ve ever felt before and it was absolutely amazing.”

“What happened next? Did you guys go all the way?” Allison asked, her eyes wide and her mouth hidden behind one of her hands.

Out of the corner of his eye, Viktor saw that Five tensed up when he heard that question. He paid attention to the alpha as he answered it and squirreled that information away in his brain for later use and panicking about. “We did, actually. She had a condom so I felt comfortable with her doing that kind of thing with me. It’s not like I haven’t had sexual encounters with people before.”

“You have?” Klaus asked and for a moment Viktor was worried that his eyes were going to pop out of his head with how wide they were.

“I told you guys that I had a partner when I was in my sophomore year of high school! I mean they were a beta so it’s not like we had a ton of intimate relations because they weren’t being driven by a huge influx in the hormones that drive instincts but we still did things,” Viktor reasoned. “It was kind of weird for a high schooler our age to not have any sexual encounters when they’re interested in it, which we both were.”

Allison let out a whine and folded her arms over her chest with discontent as she pouted, “I can’t believe that you didn’t tell us this before. Like when it was happening.”

Viktor rolled his eyes. “I don’t have to run everything by you guys. I assumed that you would know that kind of thing was happening. I’ve been sneaking movies and books in to you guys for a long time.”

Before anyone had a chance to continue the argument or Five exploded for whatever reason he was getting so defensive and upset, Klaus waved his hands around. “I want to hear more about Viktor and Marie!”

“There’s not really that much to tell. The sex was pretty good but it was uncomfortable because it was in the back of a car,” the other omega shrugged. It took a short while for the others to believe that was really all that had happened, and Allison even drew a few more details out of her brother before she finally let him go off to bed after his long, long night.

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Days later, Five was still acting weird. Viktor knew that it had something to do with the post-prom talk because even though he was exhausted when he came home and was forced into that situation he had been able to process what the alpha was doing. Something about the way that his posture had changed and his hackles had been half raised the entire time that Viktor was talking about his date with Marie and the experience that the two of them had was curious.

For as long as he could remember, Viktor had had a crush on Five. It might have had something to do with the fact that Five had always made sure to take care of him in the pack. It might have had something to do with the way that he had grown up, how his cheekbones and jawline had become so prominent and the dark way that his eyes shone with a brilliant kind of intelligence. Whatever the reason was, Viktor was more in love with Five than he thought that he could be with any other person.

He had met a lot of people that he really loved and enjoyed the company of, even people that had driven him mad with how beautiful they were. None of them were able to match the attraction that he had felt to alpha that had been protecting him his entire life. He had come to the conclusion right after he had been sent to public school that he was never going to get Five to love him back. The alpha had become a little bit distant after that, so he had assumed that he had no interest in Viktor. It was even more crushing knowing that none of their siblings had problems with dating each other since they knew they weren’t biologically related and they hadn’t been raised as a family in the slightest.

Seeing the reaction that the alpha had had to hearing about all of his sexual encounters made a spark of hope reignite in him again. He thought it might be jealousy for a moment, right after it happened. Those feelings came again when he was alone in his room with arousal flushing through his system after seeing the way that sweat glistened off of Five’s back. He had quickly reassured himself that it was just normal protection instincts from the alpha that was supposed to take care of him.

When the behavior hadn’t changed in the slightest after several days, that was coming into question again.

“What is your problem?”

The words slipped out of his mouth before he realized what he was saying. It wasn’t something that he would say normally but he was so sexually frustrated since he hadn’t had the inclination to hook up with anyone since his infatuation with Five was reignited.

They had been trying to have a normal conversation, just trying to complete a bit of their school work in a mutual study session. It was something that they had done more times than Viktor could count after they stopped being assigned the same brick of homework to complete together Five had been avoiding him since the incident happened and been a lot more snappish during their forced encounters, so he was about at the end of his rope.

“My problem?” Five asked, raising his brow at his brother.

“You’ve been acting weird since I talked about what happened at the prom. What, are you upset because you learned I'm a sexual being and not just your demure Number Seven?" Viktor asked, feeling both hurt and betrayed by Five's reaction to a secret he wasn't even supposed to hear. He was also pissed at Klaus and Allison for drawing the information out of him when he would have preferred to keep it for himself. 

"No, Viktor, I'm upset because I was supposed to be your first. You're mine, you've always been mine, and someone was able to romance you first and it pisses me off," Five ground out like it was physically paining him. 

Oh. 

That wasn't what Viktor was expecting.

“What?” he asked, intelligently.

“I’m in love with you Viktor! I have been since we were thirteen at the very least and I didn’t think that I was particularly good at hiding it but apparently I’m so clever that I managed to make you think that I was just being a weird asshole,” he huffed. It was clear that this had something that had been bubbling up to the surface for what must have been years.

He let another beat pass, trying to wrap his head around the idea that Five was in love with him. He had spent so long telling himself that there was no way the alpha could love him, that not a single thing on the planet earth could make Five attracted to him in any way shape or form that now that he was being told different he almost couldn’t believe it.

“You do?”

Five calmed down after that. He turned towards the omega, grasping Viktor’s hands in his own. “Yes, I love you more than I know how to say. I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable and I wanted you to be able to experience things like any normal teenager does since none of the rest of us ever got that opportunity but it is killing me to hear you talk about your experiences with other alphas knowing that I never even got a chance to prove my love to you.”

“You’re doing it now,” he giggled. The feeling of shock and confusion had worn off enough that he was filled with an eager giddiness. He was now finally coming to terms with the fact that the alpha he had been in love with for years loved him back. A devious smirk replaced the happy one on his face. 

He reached down and placed his hand on Five’s shoulders so that he was making a fist with some of the fabric in his hand. He pulled the alpha up so that they were a hair’s breadth apart and then asked, “Do you want to replace Marie’s marks and scent with your own?”

Five moaned loud enough that Viktor, for just a moment, was worried the others were going to hear him. “Do I ever,” he growled. Five was the one that surged forward and connected their lips after another moment of hovering a few inches away from each other. 

The kiss was nothing like Viktor had ever experienced before. He had kissed quite a few people during his public high school experience, but no one that he had ever been as in love with as he was with Five.

Their lips met together in the perfect way, like they had been made for each other. The alpha tasted like home, the perfect level of sweet. He also immediately knew when it was time to deepen the kiss, their tongues dancing together in a display of intimacy. He used his teeth in a way that drove Viktor wild, biting and nibbling at his lips whenever the omega needed a second to breathe.

“There are condoms in my bag,” he gasped out. He knew that it was a big jump for them to go from making out to having intercourse, but he had wanted Five so badly for so long that his body was already trembling with need.

“Later,” he grunted. The alpha nosed Viktor’s head to the side and then lathed his tongue over the side of his scent gland. Viktor had removed his scent blocker since they were back in his room as the omega was required to wear them when he was around the house and sometimes even in public.

Viktor let out a small mewl as the erogenous gland on his neck was finally getting some attention. He shuffled down on his bed so that he could wrap both of his legs over Five’s waist. He placed one of his arms over the back of Five’s shoulders so that he could support the angle that he was bent at while the other hand focused on undoing as many buttons on Five’s shirt as he thought that he could get away with.

Five took a bit of the skin from Viktor’s scent gland and then sucked as hard as he could. He rolled his front teeth over the flesh a couple of times to make sure that the dark bruise could bloom without piercing the skin and mating them together. That was something that they could talk about after a long while of courting and finally freeing themselves from their father.

“Alpha, please,” Viktor whined as he squirmed on the bed. “I need you so badly.”

“You’re going to get me, you just have to be patient,” Five promised. He let one of his big hands dip underneath the material of Viktor’s shirt to slowly edge the fabric up. Every single place that Five’s fingertips brushed over felt like they set the nerves there on fire. Arousal was pooling in the omega’s stomach like nothing had before and it was driving him crazy.

He released the hold that he had on Five’s shoulders so that his shirt could be removed from him. While he was bent forward to get the material off of his arms, Five reached behind him and unclasped his bra so that the item fell off of him. The alpha smirked when he saw the tiny, perky breasts rising and falling with each of Viktor’s large breaths.

Five leaned down and sucked a mark just left of the breast on his right before he bit down on the other one. He then took the right nipple into his mouth and began to suck on it while one of his hands worked on tweaking the other so that they were both getting attention.

Viktor felt like he was being undone from nothing more than the small ministrations that the alpha was doing on his body. The feeling of Five’s huge hands against his abdomen and the wetness of his tongue wherever he licked a strip of skin made another shiver of arousal rush through the omega. He was sure that he had soaked through his panties an almost embarrassing amount and yet he couldn’t bring himself to tell Five to get on with it. He was enjoying all of the attention that he was getting and this foreplay felt better than anything that he had experienced before.

“God, alpha,” he whimpered as his back arched. The aforementioned teenager had just grazed his teeth over the other’s nipple to send a shock of pleasure through him.

Five smirked devilishly as he pulled off and then smashed their lips together again. His hands never stopped moving, trialing down Viktor’s body so that they were toying with the edge of his pants tantalizingly close to where the omega wanted them.

“If you don’t hurry up I think that I’m going to explode,” Viktor informed him matter-of-factly when they finally broke apart. While they had been kissing he had been doing work of his own in the form of undoing the last few buttons on Five’s shirt. He undid the button and zipper that were keeping his uniform pants up too, pulling the fabric down needily.

“I really like you like this, so desperate for me that you reek of it,” Five growled against his ear. He was quick to obey though, moving back on his haunches to discard his clothing off the edge of the bed and down onto the floor.

Viktor sat up slightly, rubbing his legs together while mewling at the idea of Five taking him apart like this more often. He was working on removing his bottoms when he paused to watch Five with rapt attention. A little gasp left his lips as he saw the alpha’s cock spring forth from his boxers and hit him in the stomach, right between his abs. It was one of the most erotic things that he had ever seen and he had already been with an alpha once that month.

“Where do you keep your condoms?” the superhero asked as he watched the omega stare at his already weeping cock.

Viktor jerked his head over to his nightstand. “Front pocket of my bag, I think that they should fit you comfortably.”

The alpha raised a brow at the later part of his answer but didn’t say anything. He opened the pocket and retrieved the item that he had been looking for. He held the base of his cock, right around the extra bit of skin where his knot would pop when he was in rut, with one hand and the condom package with the other. He brought one corner to his mouth and ripped it open before he retrieved the circle of silicone. He placed it on the head of his cock and then rolled it down with several fluid motions. 

“Have you done this before?” Viktor asked as he finished shedding his clothing down onto the ground. 

“No, but I’ve practiced,” the alpha blushed. He looked ashamed to be admitting it but Viktor couldn’t think of a sweeter thing. He found it adorable that his alpha had been so excited to be able to share an intimate moment with him like this that he had actually practiced it to make sure that he got it right.

He showed these feelings by dragging Five down for another kiss while whispering, “I love you.”

While their mouths were once again connected in that way, the alpha grasped the base of his cock and traced the covered head up and down Viktor’s folds. The omega let out a needy whine that was quickly swallowed up by the passionate kiss. He broke it with a loud gasp when Five finally positioned himself so that he could breech his partner.

“Shit, oh fuck you feel so good inside of me,” Viktor whimpered as the cock pushed further and further inside of him. He almost felt like he was going to explode with how good it felt, every nerve ending inside of his cunt standing on end and shocking his body with pleasure. He let out a groan as he felt a sudden tightening and then release of every muscle in his body. He had just cum from the alpha merely entering him, not even getting fucked.

He refused to tell Five that had just happened for fear of the encounter ending right there even though he knew that he could cum at least three times in a row before he began to feel overstimulated. He knew Five and he knew that the alpha would prioritize Viktor’s health and well being over his own pleasure. That might mean that he would get so anxious about this turning sour that he wouldn’t keep going.

So Viktor kept it to himself and enjoyed every moment of it.

Five leaned down so that he was peppering kisses up and down Viktor’s neck in between moans. He was moving his hips back a few inches before he rocked forward with a swift movement again. He would bury himself all the way up to the hilt and his cock was curved in just the right way to hit every erogenous zone inside of Viktor’s cunt. “Shit, oh God, it feels so good,” the omega babbled into his shoulder. 

They began to rut against each other faster and faster as the alpha approached his first orgasm and Viktor approached his second. They had completely forgotten what they were doing as they chased after that sweet release. Five let out a dark grunt as he thrust forward one last time, burying himself all the way into the omega’s vice-like cunt and orgasmed. He shot rope after rope of pearly white cum into the condom. 

Even though there was a thin layer of silicone preventing him from really feeling it, Viktor still groaned and cummed for the second time when he felt the alpha reaching his climax.

They stayed like that for a moment as they dealt with the aftershocks of the orgasms. Their foreheads were pressed together and their breaths were intermingling, which was somehow more intimate than the act that they had just completed.

After he had gotten his wits back about him, Five slowly pulled out of the omega. He removed the condom and tossed it into the bin before he pulled out a few tissues to place over it so Grace would be less likely to find it when she came to empty it out that night.

They were both too exhausted to do anything else, even go shower, despite the fact that they both needed it. Five moved back onto the bed and then laid down so that he and Viktor were facing each other. The house was warm enough that they didn’t need to huddle underneath Viktor’s quilt. They were both content to just lay there and stare at each other.

The omega slowly reached down and took Five’s hand into his own. “I have something to tell you,” he whispered as he pressed a kiss to the top of his knuckle.

“Oh?” the alpha chuckled.

“You may not have been the first person to romance me or the person to take my virginity but you were the first person to make me feel this special. And to make me cum twice in one sexual experience,” he grinned wickedly.

It was like his words had short-circuited the alpha’s brain. Five opened his mouth, trying to find something to say before he clamped his teeth shut and gave a small hum as an acknowledgement instead. Viktor giggled and pulled him in for another kiss, though this one was a lot more chaste than the others had been. 

[hawkinsbnbg]

Steve knew he was clingy, needy, and too much most days. It was his worst trait and no one besides Robin seemed to be fond of it.

So to not repeat his mistake and chase his crush away, he tried to keep Eddie at arm's length even when he had been the one alongside Wayne nursing the alpha back to health.

Except after being discharged from the hospital, Eddie refused to stay apart and would follow every step he took like a lost puppy, slipping into his bed every night and sticking by his side all day.

It got to the point where Steve was forced to move into the Munson's new apartment so Wayne wouldn't be alone and worried out of his mind for his missing nephew.

When he told Eddie that an unmated omega and unmated alpha shouldn't share the same bed, the alpha just tugged him close and dropped a kiss on his temple.

"Then I'm gonna court you starting tomorrow."

"And why are you so sure I'd let you?" Steve asked, more curious than annoyed at the assumption.

"'Cause, sweetheart," Eddie nosed at his nape with a pleased rumble, making him shudder and chirp softly, "You always smell like mine."

Blushing, Steve cursed his inner omega for being so honest all the time. But he didn't say anything and just let himself fall asleep in those loving arms, feeling safe and adored.

Because ever since they stumbled upon each other in the boat house, he had long figured out who Eddie Munson was.

His alpha.

His mate.

His.

[beetlerings]

Big doodle dump get ready , mostly riptide and tmk

Some of these r pretty old

Also LET GRYFFON BE FAT he’s a panda he does not need abs there are enough guys with abs I will stand by this

Also also I fw chiptune heavy

[youreastargirl]

Okay okay hold on.

You’re telling me that Derek Hale is living in Beacon Hills owning an auto shop and consulting for the sheriff and having a rebellious teenage son who loves the jeep and in the first twenty seconds of being on screen Derek says to the sheriff “Maybe you should call your son?” Like I literally paused it.

Seriously considering keeping it paused and just writing a fanfic to finish it out because this is a beautiful premise that right now is canon. I accept the first 20 minutes of this movie. The rest we can toss.

[clonememesfrikyeah]

Scenario

Due to an employee error the ration bar factory accidentally laced all their product with space weed, what do you think happens to the GAR?

[sunderwight]

Bingyuan modern ABO AU where Shen Yuan tutors sweet white lotus Luo Binghe and dutifully sends him off to university all prepped and ready to take the world by storm, and then three years later Omega Binghe shows up on his doorstep with a baby, all washed out with his prospects ruined and the father in the wind.

Beta Shen Yuan, furious, is determined to look after Luo Binghe and his adorable baby whilst tracking down the feckless Alpha involved and then... castrating him? Forcing him to step up? One of the two at least!

Only it turns out:

-Baby isn't actually Luo Binghe's

-Luo Binghe isn't an Omega

-Binghe also didn't wash out and in fact just came into a massive inheritance

He didn't even know Shen Yuan was living at the apartment he went to, he was bringing the baby to Shen Jiu in order to blackmail him. The baby is SJ's and Omega Yue Qingyuan's, and had been quietly sent away to avoid scandal. As the next phase of Luo Binghe's hundred-step plan to marrying Shen Laoshi, cuddling the baby in a vaguely sinister fashion while making thinly-veiled threats was vital to blocking Shen Jiu's inevitable attempts to interfere with Binghe's pursuit of his younger brother.

But then Shen Yuan opened the door and promptly drew all the wrong conclusions, and now Binghe is rethinking his entire strategy, furiously googling Alpha-to-Omega transition options and making Mobei Jun make Shang Qinghua find out how to fake a birth certificate for a stolen baby.

[merlincmgirl]

Clone Kinktober 2024

So I decided to set myself a challenge. I haven't wrote smut for a while and I thought this was the perfect opportunity. So I decided to write for our favourite copy and paste men. I tried to make it as random as possible, typing out a number of clones and kinks and then using an online tool to randomly assign one to each other. Some of them fit perfectly - others were more of a challenge.

The list is below and I will be linking them as soon as the story posts!

Gif Source

Kinktober 2024 List

Period Sex - Fives

Anal – Rebel!Rex

Rough Sex – Alpha 17

Submission - Gregor

Dirty Talk - Echo

Sensory Deprivation - Hunter

Domination - Howzer

Praise - Keeli

Power Play - Waxer

Toys - Neyo

Ice Play – Fox

Edging - Dogma

Outdoors – Wolffe

Overstimulation – Cody

Lingerie – Bly

Breeding - Kix

Sex Tape - Jesse

Group - 501st

Handcuffs - Rex

Armour Kink - Boba

Sex Pollen – Tup

ABO - Hound

Spanking - Hardcase

Wax Play - Thorn

Gentle Sex – Fireball

Title Kink - Mayday

Threesome - Wrecker & Cross

Masturbation - Tech

Exhibition - Boil

Oral - 212th

Bondage - Jango

[starysky1289]

Alpha!Vanessa X Omega!Reader. Walking home.

This is my first time writing omegaverse, I hope it’s alright <:

Also shout out @707bot1 happy birthday man I hope u enjoy this.

The rain fell heavy on your umbrella, making it harder for you to trudge down the street. You didn’t have a ride home sense your S/O has dropped you. They was a delta, although they had the ego of an alpha times ten. You weren’t good enough for them, they’d yell at you, not obedient enough, not good enough for you to be called there’s.

It didn’t help you were stuck in a heat, nothing you did could even suppress it. You didn’t have the money for the suppression tablets that you used to take, your job was going through a crash and you were suffering from it. You were practically bait just waiting to be taken by an Alpha.

The whine of a police siren stopped you, looking over you watched the black and white car pull besides you. You stepped towards it hesitantly, and the window opened. Your nose filled with the scent of alpha, almost sickly sweet and heavy with sweat. You were expecting a big guy, but instead it was a petite blonde, who gave you a soft smile, waving towards you.

“ hey, what’s got you walking out here all alone? It’s a stormy mess. “

“…I missed the bus, I’ll be fine. “

“ you scared of the scent? I ain’t gonna do nothing to you dear, I’m an officer. Can I give you a ride, I’d hate to see you out here any longer.”

You were hesitant to answer. She was clearly official, the badge, the gun, the car obviously. But you were still weary. Her blue eyes shown with only kindness, it wouldn’t hurt, and you were a while from home.

“ alright maam…thank you officer…”

She unlocked the door, and you quickly got in, closing your umbrella and keeping it between your feet.

“ just call me Vanessa. What’s you name hun. “

“ Y/N. “

“ well Y/N, Where’s your home, I’m sure someone’s worried about ya. “

“ 146 WestWood avenue, I live in the apartment building there….and no..no one’s waiting for me. Not anymore atleast…“

Vanessa pulled back onto the road, she clicked her tounge, adjusting her radio on her hip and glancing over at you.

“ awfully sorry to hear that dear. You wanna talk about it..? “

She obviously wasn’t trying to get in Your legs, maybe she just hadn’t noticed your heat yet. You where ways told how tough and intimidating alphas where, but she was sweet, gentle, the complete opposite of what you where taught to respect.

“ my former spouse…they where a delta..said I wasn’t good enough for them..I wasn’t obedient enough. So they left me for some skimpy little omega. It’s why I was walking home…I don’t have a car, and any money I get right now is going towards bills “

“ oh dear. How awful is that…some people just don’t know how to treat a girl these days. Always expecting there omega to be perfect little things for them. Shame you’ve never had a real alpha..treat you good is what they’d do. “

You blushed, gripping you pants. Was that, attraction? Nonsense, she was just beings nice, she wouldn’t make a move on you that fast would she?

“ h-hehe…s-shame I might never know…”

“ nonsense…”

As she pulled up to the stop light, she turned to you, holding you chin. Your heat in you made you want to lunge into her and make out with her right here, but you were self trained enough to know better.

“ you just need to find the right one~ “

You never had this feeling,even from your ex spouse. Vanessa chuckled, and turned back to the road. You were confused, but warm, was this attraction? It couldn’t be, why would you be.

Vanessa pulled up to your apartment building, it was anything pretty. A worn down old building with rotting architecture. You gripped your umbrella as you slowly got out of the car, looking back at Vanessa.

“ you sure you good sweetheart? “

“ y-yeah…I’ll be ok..thank you officer. “

“ what’d I tell ya, you can just call me me Vanessa. I’m of shift anyway. Have a good night “

“ yes…well..I have some homemade soup cooking right now…would you wanna join me..? “

Vanessa smiled, hoping out of the car and locking it. She waked up to you and help your hand that was holding your umbrella.

“ I thought you’d never ask. “

*~*

You both had an Italian wedding soup with garlic bread for dinner, followed by a gentle conversation about eachother over wine. Something about her made you melt, it could just be the police uniform she was still in, maybe it was just how her eyes looked like little pools of water, or maybe it was just because this heat was so bad you’d take anything you could get.

“ so, Y/n. Have you got a nest built? “

“ Huh-?? “

“ well, that heat seems like it’s not going away anytime soon. I atleast hope you have somewhere comfy your curling up. “

Your face grew red at the question, she knew about the heat, you were stupid to think she didn’t. You gripped your pants and glanced off.

“ my beds all made up..pushed against the wall so I can curl up in it…”

“ good.”

“ why do you ask, Vanessa…”

Vanessa swirled her wine, before throwing back the last bit. Her eyes glanced across the room, before back at you, smiling softly.

“ just curious. if you needed some help finishing it I wouldn’t mind at all. “

“ o-oh uhm…I..I did get this big new comforter I can’t seem to..get over my bed..would you wanna help with that~? “

You both stood up, looking up at her with your big doe eyes.

“ I wouldn’t love anything more beautiful~ “

This was wrong. A random girl, a random alpha in your home, and now you were leading her to your nest, your little spot in this world. Your bedroom was the nicest room in the apartment, your bed all covered in multiple blankets and pillows to keep you comfy. You grabbed the new comforter, opening it from its packaging. Vanessa was silent behind you, before you felt her big hands grab your waist. You didn’t pull away, letting her feel up and down your delicate waist.

“ that feel good baby? “

“ mhm…such a strong grip on me…”

She pushed her head onto your shoulder, grinding on you gently.

“ well, I can’t let you get away now. You let me into your nest…”

“ and maybe i don’t want you to go away Vanessa~ “

You gridded back against her, whimpering softly. You could feel her bulge forming from under her tight uniform. She helped you throw the comforter over the nest before humping your ass.

“ you see what you do to me princess~? Fuck…I’m gonna have to fill you with my pups now~ “

“ o-officer~….”

You turned around, and she pulled you into a deep kiss, her lips practically eating your mouth. You held onto her waist, fiddling with her belt.

“ V-Vanessa….”

“ shh…poor little mutt…all pent up with that poor heat…let me take care of it…”

Vanessa slipped her fingers around your waistband, quickly pulling them down. You wore a pair of panties that were soaked through, slick coating your folds and upper thighs.

“ look at you…all this for me baby~? “

“ y-yeah….i-i cant help it…”

“ yeah? All dirty for me baby? “

Vanessa quietly unbuckled her belt, stripping off her pants to be let with a pair of navy blue boxer briefs on. Her bulge was big through it, and the tip just poked out the top.

“ big isn’t it baby? Bigger than that ex of yours? “

“ yes Vanessa…m-much..much bigger…”

She finally dropped her boxers, letting the full thing throb against your ass. It had to off been at least 9 inches, and it was thick. You could see the knot beginning to form at its base.

“ you gonna take this baby? Gonna let me stuff you good…? “

You let yourself fall backwards into the bed, keeping your legs spread open for her to gawk at.

“ I-I’m all your Vanessa. P-please officer…m-mate me…”

Vanessa let out a low growl, pinning you down in the bed. Her breath was warm against your neck, and she kissed down your face, leaving small bites on your cheeks and earlobes. She stripped your panties off and tossed them to the side, grinding against your soft folds.

“ s-stop teasing…please just fuck m-me…”

“ your little delta may of used you up quickly…but i…I savor my meal…what i do to you..”

You whined as she continued to thrust against your folds, before letting it finally slip in. You moaned out in a pleasured relief, your head going back against the soft blankets.

“ s-so…so tight..fuck..”

Vanessa got to a steady pace, holding you down tighter every time you squirmed from its size. Your moans would grow louder every time she’d thrust in deeper, panting into your chest. She stripped off your shirt and bra, gawking down at your tits.

“ V-Vanessa…nessa please it’s s-so big!! S’to big!! “

“ Quiet baby…I-I’m having fun here…Ima…Ima make you feel good soon gorgeous…”

She bent down and burried her face between your tits, thrusting in harder. Her dick was practically ripping you in half, making sure that your hole would only take her. You’d cry out, and she’d shut you up by thrusting in deeper, making you want to whine and moan louder.

“ who’s pretty pussy is this huh? Who’s it belong too y/n. “

“ Y-you!! I-it belongs to you Vanessa!! “

“ absolutely it does..f-fuck feels..feels s’good….”

With a quick movement, Vanessa grabbed your arms and held them above your head, leaning down into your neck. You were about to complain, before feeling her night down on your neck. And she bit hard. She was marking you, marking you as hers and hers only.

“ V-Vanessa!! “

She only groaned in response, throwing herself back and picking you up, sitting you ontop of her cock. She held your hips and thrusted into you deeper.

“ F-fuck!! N-nessy its t-to much!! I-I’m gonna cum! P-please please I-i can’t!! “

“ My…my girl…m-mine…my pretty girl…f-fuck..take it..take every last drop I give you “

And with that she slammed into you, you practically screamed out in a mix of pleasure and pain. You felt her knot locked in you, and you struggled to regain your breath. You felt her cum filling you, and you could only lay into her as you could feel yourself cumming with her.

“ A-h…ah…v-va…Vanessa…”

“ shh..so good y/n…so good…gentle, get some sleep…I’ll hold you..”

You didn’t argue, you held her tightly and met your eyes close, kissing her nose gently.

“ I l-love you vaness….”

“ i love you too y/n…”

*~*

You woke up surrounded by the comfort of your nest, but your legs twitched with pain. Vanessa must of got loose in the middle of the night, and gone home. You groaned, trying to cling to her scent, before hearing a knock on the door, Vanessa slowly made her way in.

“ I’m so sorry I was gone y/n. I ran to the bathroom. Do you need anything? Money, water, food? Let me look at your mark real quick too. “

Vanessa was quick to tend to whatever you needed. She delicately looked at the mark on your neck, before giving it a gentle kiss.

“ d-does this mean I’m your m-mate now nessy…? “

“ only if you want. But let me take you to dinner first, then you can choose. I’m sorry about it..I was stuck in the moment, and I just need you closer…so my instincts took over and I..marked you…I’m sorry hun..”

You kissed her gently, holding her hands and laying on her.

“ you did nothing wrong…w-will you make me breakfast..? “

“ of course hun. You stay here, soak up my scent. I love you y/n. “

“ I love you t-to Vanessa…”

Vanessa chuckled, slowly getting up and heading out of the room. You nuzzled into the pillows and sniffed each one. Her scent was everywhere, the sickly sweet scent mixed with sweat. But you could also smell fresh cucumber, mandarin, and eucalyptus. You smiled, hugging a pillow tightly and you began to drift off again.

You finally had the alpha you were always told you’d have. But yours was different, she was tought, but gentle. She was possesive, but kind and loving. And you wouldn’t have your Vanessa any other way.

[autistic-ben-tennyson]

“Anakin Didn’t Care About The Clones”

As a way of pushing back against the idea that Anakin was the only Jedi to treat the clones well, many Jedi apologists have argued that Anakin didn’t care about the clones or that his strategies got several killed, at all. Some even act like Anakin was abusive to Rex by cherry picking certain moments such as asking Rex to keep his marriage secret, running to Padme instead of Rex or Ahsoka after the Blue Shadow Crisis or the time he and Ahsoka threw Rex off that wall on Geonosis. Do people not understand the difference between comedic slapstick and abuse?

Was Anakin’s treatment of the clones perfect? No, all Jedi-clone relationships suffered from power imbalance and the clones being unable to leave as Cut and Slick pointed out and he wasn’t the only Jedi to treat the clones as individuals. What he did as Vader when he used them to storm the temple was despicable and as a former slave, he should have advocated more for their rights. Yet Anakin, before falling, valued the clones as individuals and encouraged free thinking in his men. In legends he struck up an odd friendship with Alpha 17 and gave him his nickname as well as encouraging him to do so for the gen 2 clone commanders he was training who would become Cody, Appo, Oddball, Thire, Bly, Gree, Neyo and Bacara. As Vader, he still held a fondness for Commander Appo and was somewhat dismayed by his death.

As for canon, his friendship with Rex was one of the closest of Jedi-clone bonds. Rex trusted him with his life as he reminisces in Rebels and Anakin was willing to share his secret about his marriage with Padme. Asking your friend to keep secrets, unless actively harmful, is not abuse. Nor is asking your friend who has the equipment to do so to assist in training your student like in TOTJ. It wasn’t just Rex that he cared for though. He encouraged Dogma to take breaks and be less of a stickler as seen in the clip below which also shows him complimenting Rex’s ingenuity and working with him and Fives as a team to evacuate the battalion after being ambushed by Umbarans.

Continuing on, he showed a great degree of concern for Tup when his inhibitor chip malfunctioned and drove him insane, fighting hard to rescue him. He also was willing to help Rex rescue Echo and work with Clone Force 99. Anakin was one of the few, besides Fives, who actually looked saddened by Echo’s apparent death while everyone else was focused on the shuttle. He later jokes with Echo after rescuing him and despite their squabbles earlier, lets Wrecker have fun blowing up Admiral Trench’s ship.

While not as close as Rex, he seemed to have a genuine bond with Fives as well. Sharing the story of his heroics as a child that inspired Fives’ plan of dissent against Krell and Fives admitted that while reckless, Anakin was always leading his men in the front rather than make them do all the work. Fives was comfortable enough to make dick jokes with him as well as share the information he learned about the inhibitor chips. Anakin complimented his quick thinking and while Fives was always vocal about being seen as a person over a number, one thing they shared in common, it’s implied Anakin is the reason he’s very independent and willing to go against orders for what he sees as right. While Anakin may have gotten defensive when Fives accused Palpatine of being behind the chips, he was still horrified by his death. TCW may be an episodic show but one could interpret that Anakin’s behavior in the Clovis arc was the result of having just lost two people close to him, Fives and Ahsoka, and Padme working with someone who endangered her before had him on an edge, not wanting that to happen again.

To say Anakin didn’t care for his men based off a few cherry-picked scenes is dishonest and is argued by people who think he was just bad even before falling. Was he perfect or the only one who treated them as individuals? No but he was not just an abusive, uncaring ass. The first scene in ROTS showed him wanting to go back and help the pilot squad. He gave his men like Fives or Broadside difficult tasks not because he didn’t care but because he knew they were capable. I wonder if, from his twisted point of view, Vader saw a bit of Rex and Fives in Veers and Piett due to their efficiency and ingenuity as military officers. Vader was complicit in the enslavement of the clones during Order 66 and needed to answer for it if he lived but to say his relationships with his men prior to that were abusive when there’s no evidence of that in the movies or TCW is lying just to make him seem like an irredeemable monster.

[mwolf0epsilon]

What started out as a redraw of a tooka cat from one of the star wars comics because it'd make for a neat emote, became an exercise in battling the Horrors™ through turning some clones into the cutest of space kitty cats.

Oh, and Tooka Rex still became an emote anyway so, win-win!

[vodika-vibes]

Heyyyy!

Are you doing preference lists? Or idk what’s the name for those lol

So I was thinking about what nicknames would the clones give to the reader?

I love your fics and I hope u have a wonderful 2024!

Nicknames

Pairings: ARC Trooper Fives x Reader, Commander Fox x Reader, Alpha-17 x Reader, Crosshair x Reader, Clone Commando Sev x Reader

Tagging: @trixie2023 @n0vqni

A/N: So I think you're asking for headcanons (at least I hope that's what you're asking for or else I'm answering this all wrong, lol). Since you didn't give a list of which clones you wanted, I'm going to just pick a few. Sev's feels a little awkward, honestly, but I'm still kinda happy with it.

ARC Trooper Fives x Reader - Mesh'la

The first time the unfamiliar word slipped from Fives lips when he was speaking to you, you didn't think anything of it. Fives uses basic and mando'a interchangeably at times, and while frustrating, Fives doesn't have a problem translating for you when you ask.

This time, however, this time when you asked what the unfamiliar word meant (the word falling clumsily from your tongue as you tried to mimic the way he said it) he dropped his datapad and wouldn't look you in the eye.

"Fives?" You ask, "Is it...is it bad? The thing you called me?"

"No!" He blurts his eyes suddenly wide, "No. It's...it's a good thing. It...uh..." He rubs the back of his neck sheepishly, "It means beautiful."

You stare up at him, startled, and then you smile fondly, "You think I'm beautiful?" You ask.

He laughs and favors you with a smile, "How could I not?" He reaches out and lightly brushes the back of his fingers against your cheek, "My mesh'la."

Commander Fox x Reader - Angel

Commander Fox is such a hard worker, always in his office, even on days when he's supposed to be resting. Even when his brothers beg him to take a day off.

He works so hard, in fact, that the first time he calls you Angel you're pretty sure it's because he forgot your actual name. You don't mind. Well, you're a little hurt, you've been working with his for months now and him forgetting your name is like a punch to the gut, but you've always been a bit of a pushover when it comes to Fox.

And then he keeps calling you Angel.

Day after day. Multiple times in a singular conversation.

And you finally have to say something.

He smiles at you, soft and warm and so very fond, "I know what your name is." Fox says as he leans over you and tucks some of your hair behind your ear, "I call you Angel, because that's what you are. My Angel. My whole reason for showing up everyday. My whole reason for fighting in this war. Does it bother you?"

And you find, suddenly, that you don't mind the nickname at all.

Alpha-17 x Reader - Little Love

Working alongside Alpha-17 has always been easy. Sure, it leads to long days and even longer nights, where you bicker and bump heads about everything, but you respect the hell out of Alpha-17, and you know (hope) that he respects you too.

Which is why the sudden nickname startles you so badly.

"I...beg your pardon?" You ask, your eyes wide as you look up at the much larger man.

Alpha rests his chin on the palm of his hands, and watches you with an exhausted smile, "I asked," He repeats, his voice a low rumble, "if you would hand me the datapad on your left," a lazy smirk crosses his face, "Little Love."

"Since when do you call me-?"

He shoots you a thoughtful look, "Since today, I suppose. Is that okay?"

You duck your head, and release a quiet laugh, "Yeah, I think it's a great nickname. Though it's not really true..."

He leans across the table, his gaze serious as he looks you in the eye, "Then lets make it true. You and me."

And, really, how can you say no to that.

Crosshair x Reader - Sweetheart, Kitten

Crosshair is an asshole. He's always been an asshole, he'll likely always be an asshole. At least he's honest about his assholery, you suppose.

Still, you could do without him calling you sweetheart like it's an insult. It's supposed to be a petname! Not an insult!

You know better than to pick arguments with Crosshair. You do! Months of traveling with him have proven that arguing with his is an exercise in futility. But you just can't help it. He's finally pushed you to the edge.

So here you arm, your arms folded over your chest, having a raging shouting match with Crosshair.

...well, you're shouting at him, he's just goading you and making you angrier. And still, still, he's calling you sweetheart! Like...like some villain from a gangster movie.

Fed up with his bullshit, you go to push past him, wanting to remove yourself from the situation before you say, or do, something foolish, but Crosshair moves, and pins you against the wall before you even realize what's happening.

You bite your tongue to stop the flood of curses you want to spit at him, and he smirks at you, "Aww, Kitten. Where'd your claws go?"

And all of the fight drains from your body as your face burns. You were wrong, Kitten is a much worse nickname than Sweetheart.

Clone Commando Sev x Reader - Sarad

For such a hard and rough around the edge man, Sev is surprisingly tender with you. Always the first person to offer you a compliment (even when you look/feel gross and just want to shower and curl up on the couch) and always so very gentle with you, as though terrified that he might hurt you if he's not careful.

And so his nickname for you isn't the least bit surprising.

Sarad. Flower.

At the time you laughed, "Because I'm small and frail?" You teased him, even as you leaned against his solid body and accepted his gentle affection.

"Because you're beautiful. And perfect, just like a flower." Sev corrected, as he brushed his thumb against your cheek, as gently as one would brush their fingers against a flower petal.

And just like that, you fell deeper into love with your stern and hard, and somehow oh so sweet man.

[ennard-is-near]

Cassie is excellent representation for little girls who LOVE wearing so much colorful makeup and the most horrible outfits ever. We need more adorable cringe little girls in media.

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Fives: Maybe we should split up, and cover more ground?

Echo: Great idea. That way Alpha-17 can pick us off one at a time

[coldbrewarts]

Does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes?

But it’ll never change you and me

Seriously everyone who has encouraged me and kept me going, I love you. Those of you who leave comments, I love you. Those of you who like my posts, although I ask you to reblog I still love you. You guys are so awesome and I can’t wait for many more years of screaming about copy paste men and space samurai wizards

[eljeebee]

𝕬 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝖙𝖔 𝕯𝖎𝖊 𝕱𝖔𝖗… @la-llama-sims Day XV - Werewolf

You want to see my werewolf form? Tsk, tsk. I'll try not to rip my suit...