#almost shat myself

[nothidd3n]

richie lipschitz my rotten soldier

my sweet cheese

my good-time boy

[bromios]

What’s great about Arizona is that the only means of travel between its two largest cities is a single highway, 3 (or 2) lanes in each direction, so if there is a single accident that shuts down multiple lanes a 90 minute drive almost doubles with stop and go traffic.

[lexi72]

Massive ass spider in the house today and was my weapon:

A) A shoe

B) Spider spray

C) The neighbours cat

D) Burning the house down

I used the neighbours cat (Bonnie) sweet cat 10/10 would recommend

[melobin]

wtaf

[silasthethief]

i have never been this scared of a statement since computer man guy and cave woman

that was terrifying thank you

[savedthescene]

Pete fucking wentz was right in front of me. If you even care

[avareadsthings]

me when a family member meets five florida panthers (excluding barky, verhaeghe, and gadjovich)

[milkthebunny]

I'm sorry....are you self aware????

[raz-writes-the-thing]

Dúo was prepared to take me out (and not on a date) if I didn’t extend my Spanish streak today

[cator99]

You know you're about to get the best T shot of your life + some strong opinions on the bullshit ways people are doing it when u go in to a rural pharmacy and the 55 year old guy behind the counter is so jacked he barely fits into the damn lab coat

[biblicallyaccurateangeloncrack]

PLEASE tell me im not the only one whos scared shitless of the hsr clock mascot..........

like this thing is gonna kill me in my sleep. its the shadowy figure i see behind my door. its gonna take my family away if i dont drink the fucking soda hes advertising or somehting. im terrified

[zafiro-anyejo]

Arcane season 2 part 3 was somehow worse than part 2

@aminta i am going to be depressed for a few days. I wish I hadn't even watched s2 at this point. T_T

[lonvely]

olive's near-death experience.

well, like i said, not sure why olive likes fire's so much since she keeps lighting things on fire, & this time it was herself. thankfully bill (my husband's sim) didn't just dress up as a firefighter for halloween, but he's also a firefighter, so he was able to rescue her just in time!!

[tchaikovskaya]

🫠

[ennard-is-near]

Okay guys, poll time

(Reblog for a bigger sample size please because I’m genuinely curious)

My friends, my sister and my cousins all swear up and down that it is. It gave my sister nightmares. When I play it with other people present and offer the controllers so they can take a turn, they always refuse because it scares them/stresses them out so much. Literally how. It doesn’t do anything to me at all and I don’t think it’s scary. So I’m curious, do you find it scary? Does it make you anxious or uncomfortable? If so, vote yes. You know how polls work.

[spouu]