#almost shat myself

[redfacedpalindrome]

formula 1 rabbit hole'd so hard i ended up on encyclopedia britannica:

I think we need to ask ourselves, what is Charles Leclerc doing for the Haitian Revolution???

[nothidd3n]

richie lipschitz my rotten soldier

my sweet cheese

my good-time boy

[bromios]

What’s great about Arizona is that the only means of travel between its two largest cities is a single highway, 3 (or 2) lanes in each direction, so if there is a single accident that shuts down multiple lanes a 90 minute drive almost doubles with stop and go traffic.

[lexi72]

Massive ass spider in the house today and was my weapon:

A) A shoe

B) Spider spray

C) The neighbours cat

D) Burning the house down

I used the neighbours cat (Bonnie) sweet cat 10/10 would recommend

[melobin]

wtaf

[silasthethief]

i have never been this scared of a statement since computer man guy and cave woman

that was terrifying thank you

[savedthescene]

Pete fucking wentz was right in front of me. If you even care

[feketeribizli]

JUST SPRAYED BLACK PAINT OVER MY PAINTING INSTEAD OF VARNISH...... WHY DO I EVEN WEAR GLASSES......

[multifandombullshitbabes]

OKKKKK so after a little silly scare with copyright by youtube, i thought i wouldn't be able to post this BUT ALASSSS IT ALL WENT WELL!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, YES, here it is, another one of my silly little videos. I got a tramp stamp done today therefore my BACK HURTS so i'm going to enact emotional manipulation to force you all to love this video, for me. So. You have to love it. Ok, that's all, love y'all xoxo

[yourmoodboards-areonfiirree]

Blinky moodboard with Dove inspo!

☼︎ rq'd by anon! ☼︎

(All images found on pinterest)

[avareadsthings]

me when a family member meets five florida panthers (excluding barky, verhaeghe, and gadjovich)

[milkthebunny]

I'm sorry....are you self aware????

[raz-writes-the-thing]

Dúo was prepared to take me out (and not on a date) if I didn’t extend my Spanish streak today

[biblicallyaccurateangeloncrack]

PLEASE tell me im not the only one whos scared shitless of the hsr clock mascot..........

like this thing is gonna kill me in my sleep. its the shadowy figure i see behind my door. its gonna take my family away if i dont drink the fucking soda hes advertising or somehting. im terrified

[zafiro-anyejo]

Arcane season 2 part 3 was somehow worse than part 2

@aminta i am going to be depressed for a few days. I wish I hadn't even watched s2 at this point. T_T

[lonvely]

olive's near-death experience.

well, like i said, not sure why olive likes fire's so much since she keeps lighting things on fire, & this time it was herself. thankfully bill (my husband's sim) didn't just dress up as a firefighter for halloween, but he's also a firefighter, so he was able to rescue her just in time!!