#almost posted this to my meme acc fuck

[fizzie]

my two interests are wildly different :p

[bunniii-ylr]

You Are Gay People, Nota.

Yet, So Am I.

I <3 gay poeeple

[sn4pozu]

my headcanons of Eddie Gluskin if he had a twitter :

he'd repost those RETVRN incel trad memes where its like a woman doing house chores & man doing job stuff

would get into arguments with a woman and subscribe to her onlyfans at the same time (gets mad when blocked)

tries to be professional and a know-it-all but also his entire likes tab is porn (he doesnt know it shows publicly)

calls someone a whore & drops a bible verse in the same thread arguing with them

idk if he'd be delighted with minion memes or viscerally hate them

USES DISNEY REACTION GIFS WITH NO SHAME , USES A CRYING STITCH GIF AT A DODO VIDEO OF A DOG DYING

If twitter bans his account mid argument he'd flip the fuck out and make 3 gmails & alts at the same hour

100% posts creepy comments under peoples post and gets upset if it gets hidden

flirts so much you'd think hes a bot but no he's just sending random women his number (does he care if they're married or not is completely dependant on his mood)

uses the nice guy card whenever shit starts going south

he gets doxxed he goes like "that's not me" (lies, is scared)

either that or he lashes out and start sending them death threats who knows

menace with the twitter Voice Note feature

not even a mutual KYS no hes going to write out his whole murder fantasy in a person's DMs and blocks them before they could respond

gets IP banned on twitter like, weekly, he just figures out VPN apps and finds a way to harrass people constantly

media tab is his breakfast and someones mutilated genitals, bi-weekly photo updates maybe

im not saying he would complain about hairloss but he would complain about hairloss

"i got declined by the pharmacist for asthma medication, fucking bitch *insert something mysogonistic*"

thinks bitcoin is stupid and not a real "manly job" so he dogs on them pretty horribly

thinks tech jobs are for NERDS and says it outloud whenever them NFT bros are commenting under his shit attacking him for calling them nerds

Cracked phone screen with blood in the cracks (he tried to clean it with soapy water on a towel but it just ruined the lcd now its forever stained yellow) ((free bluescreen eye protector mode ?)) (((also has to violently tap the home button because its already broken & that part of the screen died))) ((((has an odd smell))))

he wishes he'd have glasses for the phone screen but all he does is squint

would post dress updates though <3 maybe retweets sewing patterns and videos of old women knitting and go "my grandmother used to do that pattern, ❤️ Wow."

goes back to shitting on women

*posts black coffee with 2 fruitflies in it* "A Good Way To Start A Morning ☕"

posts half eaten food and the dirty plate and would be like "Delicious food today 😋 i almost forgot to pots." -- deletes & reposts because of the typo. PEOPLE CANNOT THINK HE'S WEAK.

His vest would 100% be posted on those gimmick accounts and gets picked on for it being crusty & grody 😔

DMs like multiple women at the same time and either gets immediately blocked or ghosted after a face reveal

he Has cried because of twitter comments before, never again......

has twitter warning threads made of him and has tried to draw a stupid fucking wojack on paper with pencil & pen because he doesnt know how to edit photos but he still wants to own the haters

posts gore to own the haters as well and then got mass reported to death when people found 0 similar images of the gore he posted

'A Thread On @/Eddie287367927 TW: Gore, Mutilation, Harassment, Transphobia, Misogyny'

probably had a youtube documentary made about his twitter acc and all the drama he got himself into (either by accident or for fun)

ok this idea kinda came up to me after i saw a trad meme come up on my tl and i just HAD to dump this all out somewhere

[colorful-white-ideas]

Funny how Mortox is trying to give the impression of everyone being the same person. Be serious! I get it, people have burner accounts (as if she doesn’t. She has been closing and reopening new accounts every second month. All to be “not” traceable and “not” to be held accountable) She is just trying to fuck up your credibility. As always with no proof. We all saw her “blooper” on facebook.

When she mentioned me , not so long ago , she said that my account being another Simon's acc was "pretty obvious " I made a post proving how terribly wrong she is.

I doubt that anyone with 2 cents of intelligence could still believe her delirious rants

Now my own take about all this Simon theories is : I don't really give a flying fuck if she is a female or male, if she is middle aged or a super model or a gay male or perry the platypus.

The magic of having a Tumblr account is that you can choose to keep your identity anonymous, does your gender really matter if you want to give an opinion about bill , his career and the shit show of personal life he has ? NO.

Mortox let the popularity she gained in the past get to her head and thinks she is the only one with the voice of reason. And She is basically dragging every blog she doesn't like or that goes against her narrative, cause she can't stand the idea of others living at peace , no one comes to hate on me or the rest so harshly like in her case cause we don't really force people to think like us ,we don't abuse of the Bill Skarsgård tag... We don't take the Alida and Bill subject as some kind of personal mission to solve and save him.

There are Anti Alida blogs out there that are getting more popular than her or that never lost public like Simon. And I bet she hates it.

Now about the Facebook thing I would have loved to have seen it live but -happily- I don't have more acc about Bill outside of Tumblr . I leave a like here and there with my personal acc after seeing some updates but that's all. I spend most of my free time watching memes and reels 🤷‍♀️

I don't know how she has the time and mental capacity to create profiles in almost every social media that is out there ... One of these days she will have another blooper that's for sure.

[your-sweet-cookies]

Important announcement, please read

Mun speaking: Hey guys, I'm posting this now since I'm seeing that a lot of you are online so maybe you'll see and read this. I just want to let you know that I am honestly NOT doing okay at all emotionally speaking. I've been actually hurting deeply for quite some time and due to recent events, I have finally hit rock bottom and just can't take this anymore: Thing is that lately I've started to feel extremely unwanted and unloved by the community and that my relevance on here has dropped to nothing (best proof being my activity stats that dropped to under 10 notes on more than one occasion these past few days and maybe weeks), soo I guess the haters were right, in the end I am nothing but a boring person with an even more boring character.

And it's okay, you don't have to lie to try to make me feel better, because I just know it's true and even if I tried to be strong, I just can't do it anymore. There were more factors that contributed to this and I'll try to briefly explain them:

First of all, no one reaches out to me to send in stuff outside of memes and no one wants to talk to me, except 2-3 people with whom I'm mostly only talking about stuff outside of RP anyways. The stuff I usually got in my inbox were just memes that never got feedback or went anywhere and If I disappeared it's clear that no one even noticed, so it means that my presence on here truly is useless, life moves on without me anyways. All my ships are dead, all my threads ignored/forgotten and my inbox is an empty desert.

Then, there were of course the haters. At first I thought they were just a bunch of jealous people, but now I realize they were right, I am just a no one who nobody likes and I am just tired of receiving pity from others, since it won't change a thing. If people truly cared, then they would've proven the haters wrong with concrete action, but since no one did so, it's too late to change the facts now.

And lastly, what hurt most, was the way I was treated by those I saw as friends, who just decided to just abandon me one day without any further notice. I won't name names, but just know that what you did truly hurt me because I trusted you and I cherished you! Yeah, I am not perfect, I make mistakes, but I believe that I am entitled to at least one explanation and a 'break-up' note to at least allow me to move on knowing that there's no more hope left for that friendship. Ghosting someone is never the right answer!

With that said (which I am sorry if it came out as mostly bitter, but I'm emotionally drained completely), I've decided to retire from the RP community, since it's became literally painful seeing the dashboard go on given the current circumstances. This acc won't be gone, I'll keep it for memory's sake and to maybe post artwork related to Kukki and her friends from time to time, make memes and chat with the Muns I am still close with. In regards to the all-mad-hare's event, I will still deliver my entry since the sketch is almost done and I am very pleased with the result, but I just wanted to let you guys know that I will stop using this acc for role-playing because I just can't go on like this anymore. There's no pain worse than feeling horribly alone, despite being surrounded by soo many people. I just don't have any drive or motivation left for writing. It was fun at first while it lasted, but now it's just painful and I'm tired of crying everyday and feeling anxious and stressed whenever I see the dash going on and then remember that no one gives a fuck about me.

With that said, I hope there won't be any hard feelings and know that I still love you guys and so does Kukki, but even the strongest warriors have their limits and this one reached hers.

Wishing you all the best, S

[jiminrings]

heyy

i love your works :))

all of them are unique plots that i haven't seem others writers partake in and that makes it all the more intriguing, plus your interactions with people on here are really heart warming. i think what makes them all the more special is how specific each and every plot is, the specificity makes it really easy to recognize your books and your unique tropes, like i've never seen such instances, such characters, such set ups in any other writers stories, which acc to me is really difficult, like i could never come up w something new for each and every story over and over and over again

the way you encapsulate every characters persona, their emotions, their developments, makes it really easy to visualize it in my head (i'm a visual thinker lmao). again, the uniqueness of all your tropes and subsequently your characters sets them apart reaaaaally easily, like i'd recognize fs yoongi's bitchass anywhere even if no one told me which story i'm reading. you're almost too good at it, to the point that i've cried reading most of your works, even while re reading even though i know what happens next, and how the story ends lolol

plus, don't even get me started on the fuck ass memes you post here as replies to your asks, it's probably illegal the amount of memes i've screen shotted and stolen from you on here lmao

also, not to pressurize you but, i'm unaware of when the next part of fs will be posted, can i know when you might post it?

STOPPPPP RIGHT NOW . my heart is so incredibly warm reading ur ask like r u kidding me. thank u so so much for not only being here, but taking the time to send me this!!!! i know i throw it around a lot, but i really, genuinely am so appreciative with each warm n lovely ask u guys send me 🫂🩷 i do Not know what i did in my past life to deserve love n recognition like this!!!!!! bae u are as warm as my favorite waffles n as comforting as my favorite blankets.

++ u can always steal from me!!!

+++ no problem at all!!! i already have part 2 written and posted on patreon, so as soon as i post intermission 02 n part 3 there, i'll post part 2 here on tumblr and so on!!! :D

++++ LOVE YEWWWWWW

[frostbite-the-bat]

rambley post idk lol

NOTING STUFF TO MYSELF BC IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE APPROX DATE WHEN GUZMA BECAME MY NAME IN 2018. THIS IS PERSONAL SO DONT MIND IT IM LIKE INVESTIGATING STUFF USING ONLY STUFF I SENT IN MY OLD PERSONAL DISCORD SERVER BC ALL THE OTHER SERVERS I WAS IN AT THE TIME R GONE... anyways!! this goes into other Guzma Lore As Well because I Have Bad Memory And I Like Looking Back At What I Used To Do

around in 2018, july, when i was on vacation...i was... NOT WELL! MENTALLY! AT ALL! LOWKEY DEPRESSED AS SHIT THERE! a lot of my uh.. past "drama" happened around that time, if you know what i mean. cough... and other than THOSE people i had... not many people to talk to so i said fuck it lets join a furry server! coz yknow im a Furry. (bad idea but whatever)

but WELL a few days BEFORE THAT i? randomly got hyperfixated on team skull/guzma during my general pokemon fixation? i changed my name to guzma for a joke and because i liked him a lot and some of my friends changed their name and icons to "grunt A" "grunt B" "grunt C" and so on. we memed around a bit and i kept this name - and then i joined the furry server. i began talking there a lot i mean i had literally almost 2k messages there in one day i did not leave the room we were staying at all i did that day was chat there and use the pokemon bot there.

thanks to these cool people i met... the name guzma just STUCK. without that server and without those people guzma wouldn't be solidified as my (at least online) name. and WELL. this was even before me accepting myself as trans and nonbinary so LMFAO.

and well i am not sure WHEN i joined the server but i spammed a bunch of team skull memes i stole from tumblr (i wasnt even active here?? im sure the acc i used back then is looong deleted also.) onto that discord server. that was july 17th. but im not sure if that was the date i set guzma as my name for the first time - just my brain rot starting. and i already had some icon edits by the 26th - so i began the inside joke around that time, i assume? not sure? which means i set my name that way there already? LIKE. BY THAT TIME I WAS ALSO DRAWING MYSELF IN GUZMA'S OUTFIT AND SUCH. LIKE. c'mon...

AND! OFFICIALLY BY THE 29TH!! I sent the icon i would use that i KNOW i used on the server a 100%. like when my name got solidified. wouldnt be it without it. so like.. i always say the day is the 29th even if i set the name guzma a while before that... its hard to SAY but i always just say that like... july/august is the Guzma Anniversary.

i know this Heavy Guzma Brainrot also went thru the entire august. then i got into... detroit become human??? then gorillaz which laster 2 whole years. which lead to the creation of this blog. and then its deletion. and then its recreation. yeah. but at that point i was just Guzma.

fun fact, this was like? my first post on my old blog in 2018. i wonder if its still reblogged somewhere on an old gorillaz blog despite my old blog being gone.

not sure why people rbd this its not funny

anyways also speaking of which. wanna know how i used to draw MYSELF. i cant draw myself as Human anymore thats Not Me The Guz Beast but PLEASE LOOK

you can smell the gender identity crisis from them so badly

[atsumwah]

14. let the games begin

masterlist • previous • next

fun facts

y/n and suna said fuck yeah let's do it

suna sprinted when it was free period. literally every girl from other class came just to see what was happening in.

notes

the first slide takes part at lunch and the slides after that takes place sometime after that

drama? mayhaps mayhaps

also thank u for almost 100 followers <33

also i was thinking of posting drabbles or headcanons on this acc,,, it's been on my mind for a while now and since this blog is specifically for haikyuu i don't see why not but im still thinking abt it

taglist : closed <3

taglist : @akaashiwife @itoshibaby @its-the-aerieljeane @kazewo @call-me-lulu @rintarovibes @hxked @chantalkate16 @lilith412426 @rinniesbbygirl @bakudummy @myherotrashbin @jewlmin @achoomoos @oikawacooru @hotaruaizawa @bakugouswh0r3 @kac-chowsballs @daphnxy @drown-in-your-smile @haikyuu-and-fics @oldassbatkane @erinoikawa @renhold-nightspear @sakusasimpbot @shionin @satorinnie @sunarintarouscrustysock @iheartkuroorin @malxoxo @namyari @ssuna @erens-piss-cleaner @succublunts @90s-belladonna @agasheeee @anime-meme-sanctuary @a-creepy-beauty @newestro @moonlightaangel @faithfulferns @ntimacy @gladly-olus @eveyams @yamstadashi @schleepyflocci @peepeepoopoot @sassyglassesbunny @rinschuupet

if ur user is crossed off, that means i can't tag u! pls check ur settings <3

[baranedizille]

could you recomend favorite dn fanfiction? i love you those who stand fanart and started to read it thnks to you, but it's so long i need warm ups lol

Ohohoh. First of all, thank you, I'm glad you started reading the monster because of my art. Khem-khem, so....

Fanfiction rec list

(it’s all lawlight, sry)

⚫ means multichaptered

⚫  Iridescence by raisuki on ao3. + a oneshot Radiance

Rating: Mature

This is my favourite-favourite one, really. I can’t express how much I love it, just read it!!! Beware: angsty and hopeless.

⚪ You are a wasp nest  by raisuki on ao3

Rating: Mature

Blind!Light, college au, kinda fluff.

⚪ Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies by  Hedonistic Opportunist on fanfiction net

Rating: Mature

It’s angst and hurts but really worth to read.

⚪ Sugar and pumpkin spice by deleted acc on ao3

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Very fluff very nice very ahhh, coffee shop au with Light as barrista and L as his annoying client.

⚪ Shame is pride's cloak  by youremyqueen on ao3

Rating: Explicit

Submissive L and Light who took Watari’s (who’s dead oops) role to look after L. And well, he’s pretty good at it, you kno.

⚪ By night we go naked, by day we go blind by youremyqueen on ao3

Rating: Explicit

Just a really good smut (as any smut by the author).  Written for a kink meme, prompt was: sensory deprivation.

⚪ See me by  Shadow_of_Quill  on ao3

Rating: Explicit

Innocent!Light and open ending (quite happy!).

⚫ Seeking his hand (unfinished) by  magic__mind  on ao3

Rating: Explicit (actually there’s really little of explicit content, because yeah, it’s unfinished)

“A historical regency-esque romance AU in which L seeks Light's hand in marriage”. It’s pretty ooc as you may suppose, but ah, anyway, this one is really good!

⚪ Sola Fide by Serria on ao3

Rating: Mature

The first fic I read in dn fandom and let me say, it raised the bar of quality very high.  Misora gives L the lead he needs so he captures Light and tortues him to find the truth. Open end.

⚫ The Lies of Light Yagami by  kildeer on ao3

Rating: Explicit

Additional pairings: Light/Mikami, Light/Takada

Light wants to make L love him so he can destroy him by that, I’m not going to say more, just read it. Really good and angst.

⚫ The Life and Time of Genius Detective L Lawliet & Repentant Murderer Light Yagami by Devilinthebox on ao3 + a collection of drabbles Photographs

Rating: Mature

A tag: It's a fic about a fictional biography about two fictional douchebags, - so that’s it. Light is without his memories of being Kira and given the second chance by L. Also they’re in love and travelling. Really worth to read + sad ending hemh

⚫ Our Bodies, Possessed by Light by Devilinthebox on ao3

Rating: Mature

Additional pairings: B/Misora, one-sided Mello/L

“L. Lawliet is a gifted photographer who believes he has understood the light and its secrets. Light Yagami is a young, unstable and slightly crooked model. Together, they kill time”. Really good and, wow, happy ending!!

⚪ A Kiss For Christmas by Rachello344 on ao3

Rating: General Audiences

Very nice one, college!au. L, Light’s roommate is invited to spend Xmass hollidays at Yagamis.

⚪ Buried Alive by avoidfilledwithcelluloid on ao3

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

“ post-apocalypse AU where L is subtly implied to be a doomsday prepper, Light does small gardening+cooking, and they watch a VHS of Murder She Wrote”. It was a real gift to me to find it, post-apoc au and Lawlight isolated together ohmygod.

⚪ Tell me I’m good  by avoidfilledwithcelluloid on ao3

Rating: Explicit

“L recieves a drunk call from light who is hiding in the bathroom at a party”. Reeeeeally atmospheric, just read it, I’m not going to explain, it’s not just another smut.

⚫ Hand in unlovable hand by avoidfilledwithcelluloid on ao3

Rating: Explicit

Trans!Light, a collection of drabbles nsfw and not. I love James’ writing what else to say.

⚪ In your shoes by avoidfilledwithcelluloid on ao3  

Rating: Explicit

Warning!professor/student. “After L sees his student/paramour Light step in mud, he rushes to give him the shoes off his own feet“. Really nice one.

⚪ Special credits by Serahne on ao3

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Professor and student but without any warning. More humorous than shippy, Light is an overconfident student and L is an asshole professor.

⚪ Love is War by Zara_Zara on ao3

Rating: General Audiences

School au and oh so sweet. “This is secretly a 4 + 1 fic in which Light and L almost confess plus the one time they did”.

⚪ Is that my shirt? by Zara_Zara on ao3

Rating: General Audiences

As you can gues hehe, they steal each other’s clothes, oh dorks.

⚪ A Tithe to Hell by Aja on ao3 (one chapter but long so it’s actually ⚫)

Rating: Explicit

Kind of classic and for a reason. The middle of it is kinda crazy but ok hahah, I just warned you. “Light has thirteen days to find out how it will feel--not just to kill, but to destroy”.

⚫ Nights  by youremyqueen on ao3

Rating: Explicit

Additional pairings: L/Aiber, L/B, Light/Misa

Another classic. I’m going to be honest, I read it really briefly hhahah. I can say though, it’s reaaaally well written and lawlight is very good in it. Totally would recommend it to L stans.

⚪ (x) ao3 profile is inkfeathers

Rating: General Audiences

I’m a sucker for hogwarts au and this one is soooo good, Light and L are students.

⚪ Groundstroke by VerdePradera on ao3

Rating: Mature

L and Light are professional tennis players, and Light isn’t going to come out of closet and L is upset and I love the fic really much.

Addition how could I forget it wtf

⚫ Coexistence is boredom (unfinished) by Sakurazukamori6 on fanfiction net

Rating: Mature

Golden classic. “This story takes place after Raito gets his memories back, but for the mere sake of fun, L leaves the handcuffs on for a big longer". Just fucking good, ok?

[hotelsweet]

au where songwriter!jake is famous for writing such lovely singy songs about love and such and fans are always tryna figure out .who. exactly he's talking about because his lyrics are so vivid and real it Has to be about someone specific. that is until jake accidentally tweets a pic of amy santiago, academy award nominee, laughing in his couch as they play monopoly on his Famous twitter acc instead of his extremely private Close Mutual Friends Only diehard stan account

this has been sat in my inbox for TWO MONTHS I am so sorry I’m not even sure if these headcanons are actually worth it but I just want this fantastic idea out in the world thank you sm - Jake’s acoustic, soft songs are on every lovey-dovey / relaxing playlist you’ll find. He is UNAVOIDABLE. Everyone’s girlfriend loves him (even if they won’t admit it). For that matter, everyone’s boyfriend loves him, too. - After years of small bursts of work, bringing in little to no income, his songs start getting thrown into TV shows. One’s in an ad. Then, sure enough, the radio.- Suddenly he’s got hundreds of thousands of followers, and a publicist who’s very sternly reminding him that no, he cannot keep posting pictures on instagram of his latest sandwich creations (each day with a fun new ingredient!) four times a week, all with different ratings, along with an ‘Expert’s Review’ from his roommate Charles. No, Jake, says Kelsey-the-super-strict-publicist, you have an image to maintain. - Obviously, the world needs to experience Jake’s disastrous and disgusting cooking fails somewhere, so he opens a private instagram account disguised as a Die Hard stan account. Only his closest friends follow it- Rosa, Gina, Charles, and his manager, Ray. - Life becomes a little more complicated (and a lot more amazing) when, on tour in New York, Jake meets Amy Santiago. 

- Shaw’s, in Brooklyn, was supposed to be a small retreat from the busy bars Kelsey-the-super-strict-publicist is always trying to get Jake to hit up- plus, it’s not far from his old apartment, so he can stay the night with Charles rather than going to a hotel. - They talk for hours. The bar closes, he walks her back home, and they talk even more, kicked back on her couch like they’ve been friends for years. - Eventually, they stop talking. - Jake’s life is never going to be the same. He almost feels like a fraud- never has he met someone like this, not in his whole life, and yet he’s making his living off art that claims he has. - This is where things change. - The next day he wakes up completely inspired. A new man. New lyrics fill the notes on his phone and odd, and mismatched voice-recordings and videos filled with new melodies are sent back and forth between him and some guys from the studio.- Life becomes a whirlwind; he’s touring, attempting to make time to fly back and see Amy- or better yet, fly her out to wherever he is- and producing an entirely new album. - What’s most frustrating about this album is that he’s not as easily satisfied with what he’s making as he was with his original stuff- everything has to be perfect, because it’s not just about him anymore, not just about all these old experiences, it’s about Amy. - The album takes upwards of a year and a half. Fans are hungry for more, after several years’ worth of steadily releasing music. Kelsey-the-super-strict-publicist has absolutely no issue with this- Jake’s a hot topic all over the internet. Memes are cropping up about how long he’s taking to drop the music. He’s doing her job for her.- Eventually, just after Amy moves in with him, he releases the album. How’s he sure about it, you ask? The first time Amy listens to it, alone in the living room with a pair of headphones and his laptop, she cries. When he catches her, she throws her arms around him and holds him so tight he thinks he might suffocate. That’s how he knows he’s done this right. - The internet blows the fuck up when this album lands. Everyone’s talking about it, from teenagers to adults to the particularly romantic elderly. - It’s not until an especially nosy Buzzfeed article crops up - namely: So, Who The Hell is Jake Peralta’s New Album About? - that people’s curiosity starts to heat up. The article features a gratuitous amount of gifs and an in-depth analysis of Jake’s travels over the last few years, plus any pictures of him and female celebrities.- Understandably, it freaks both Jake and Amy out a little, largely because twitter goes into conspiracy-mode, everyone trying to figure out who this girl is. Some threads are even trying to find out who the boy is, which makes Amy laugh.- After a little while, like all other topics on the internet, it dies down.- RIGHT UNTIL JAKE POSTS THE PICTURE.- Amy’s in her sweats, dark hair falling over her face, sat back on the other side of his couch, in hysterics over some stupid joke he’s made. The picture is one the best he’s ever taken of her, so obviously it goes straight onto the private insta. - Except it doesn’t.- The internet goes wild.- Amy’s facebook page, her only social media, implodes.- Kelsey-the-super-strict-publicist has a field day.- Jake’s never been more apologetic to any one person in his life; he can’t stop apologising to Amy, even though she insists she doesn’t mind. She’s a cop, after all- if anyone does anything creepy she can just arrest them.- Secretly, though she’ll never admit it, she kind of likes it. The fact is, she’s the proudest woman on earth, with the most wonderful boyfriend she could have ever asked for.If the whole world knows, it saves her the job of screaming it from the rooftops. 

[wongguk]

a love post

here we go. now that i am extremely emotional and thankgul for my beloved friends that i made here i decided to write yall a little something something so that you all will now how grateful i am for you.

DISCLAIMER: it might be cheesy and gross but that is how i am, also the mentions are not in order cause i love you all the same!

@photosynthesizingparkhyungsik my moof my love my first ever friend on this site. i still remember the time when we were yelling at each other for being in the same fucking timezones [yet here we are not able to skype lol]. man those were crazy times werent they? anyway now that we are so deep down with them friendship i am really glad we decided to message each other. i want to thank you for always listening and dealing with my late fucking ass replies you are clearly a gem that i dont deserve i love you 

@wonhosjaan ummmm the actual love of my life? hello :( there is no one that loves mehreen as much as i do so jot that down. thank you for talking to me, you are literally the best wonho stan i have ever met :( you are so sweet and kind and thank you for taking care of me and yelling with me about wonho. and also for making me watch his vlives to ruin and save my life at the same time. you are literally the best present in my life what did i do to deserves such an amazing person like you? :((( i love you so much and you know i am only soft because of you. ps.: lets not forget to make our dream date once okay i will go to london just for you i love you

@limechangkyun CRISTINA!!!! my ghost friend my emo partner in crime :( i love you but you probs know that already cause it is a love post after all. i am glad we get to witness each other’s procrastination at their finest [read: exam season] damn... why are we like this......... also i hope one day we get to visit each other cause we could go to an all time low concert together or a monsta x one and i could tell changkyun to date you because honestly? goals, my ship should sail i have only good intentions

@jewishtransboy Jas, first of all i want to tell you how proud i am to be able to tell you i am your friend? like omg i am so happy and proud of you, you can’t even imagine. your snaps? my fave thing in the day pretty much. YOU SLAY THOSE OUTFITS BOY AND YOU SLAY MY EXISTENCE WOW I LOVE YOU OKAY??? also can i just add that i am glad u sinned yourself into exo with me cause it makes me happy that i am not alone. also let us be thankful for lananh to connecting the wholesome threesome bless

@ukihyunnie umm lananh? my queen? my lover? wow??? i am just a fan of yours really and i am so happy i got to be friends with you. like literally the day we started talking should be an international holiday. you are the funniest i have ever met, my meme queen, and you are so lovely you deserve all the love tbh, and i never lie when i say that you are my bias wrecker honestly. and thanks for being a trash with me for kiho you are the one who saves me during these dark days

@yteen oh so hi my child hello well you will probs see this and go like ew reyka is back with some emo shit and damn u are so right? so in all honesty thank you for talking to me and always listening. you are my lil squish that i want to shelter and protect for the rest of my life. thank u for blessing me with your selfies like damn legendary? iconic? never done before? an actual angel as your name would suggest. there is many things that i am thankful for and one of them is bap but like??? thank you for being here honestly wow you are so great i love you

@chanxyeollie aluri wow you know i have missed you a lot so now that that is out of the way I LOVE YOU and thank you for being here and telling me how you are. i am always looking forward for your long messages telling me about whatever crazy thing has happened to you and like you make me laugh so much in public ppl are staring and i am like i haVE FRIENDS STOP IT so yea. and like i hope you know that a kpop concert with you is still on my bucket list that is the only thing that matters to me aight

@sunprincehyuck so taki i know we havent talked in ages and you will probably not see this post cause school and stuff but i am really worried about you? honestly i miss you a lot i hope you are fine :/ and just so you know i love you with all of my heart and i hope we can talk sometime cause i miss you like crazy :((((  i actually got this idea from you because you are so lovely? and nice and wow i dont deserve you

@ purple anon - so like clearly i don’t know your acc name for reasons but i wanted to mention you in this. thank you fore messaging me your messages lightened up my days and i miss you and i appreicate you like a whole lot i hope we can talk again soon and i hope you are feeling well and keep being hydrated and stress less get some vitamins and keep on smiling i love you :(

@letmeknow-tomorrow here we are you lil shit you ready for my emo ass? so like 10 years heh? what a waste. OKAY YOU KNOW I AM JOKING BUT I COULDNT LET THIS OPPURTINITY SLIP FROM MY BARE HANDS LIKE SAND. so yeah i am happy we started talking when we were two fetus. this is one hell of a ride. we had our ups and downs. we spent a lot of time together and a lot of time seperate but we are still going strong. it almost like nothing has changed ever since we befriended each other. i think this is how having a soulmate would feel like? but that is really cheesy let me not say that ew. anyway thank you for dragging me down into this kpop mess and honestly in many other messes cause without you i would be NOWHERE honestly. you were always there for me and supported me and my dreams and my ideas that were never born because of my procrastinating ass but- you know them so that is fine. [if you know it the whole world knows it cause you are my world bro] literally i could sit here all day and never be able to finish why i love you so much and why i am so thankful for you so i will stop now but so you know i miss you and i can’t wait to meet you again