#almost forgot to post this here😜

[shlieut]

“we accept the love we think we deserve”

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Saw your post about how the singles from vanilla and expanded flirt, and here comes the obligatory ask about the guys and gals from rsv! 😜

Here you go, Lotus ☺️ thank you for the ask!

How well Ridgeside Village bachelors/ettes flirt with the Farmer:

Ridgeside Village bachelors (+unlovable):

Oh, poor Ian doesn't know what to do with his feelings. He tries to compliment them, to start a conversation, he even asks Sean for advice, but as soon as he opens his mouth in front of the Farmer, the words stick in his throat and his cheeks turn red. Sure, Ian occasionally gives Farmer wooden figurines he's made himself and always smiles genuinely at their appearance, but it's a bit difficult for him to flirt. 5/10, he's really trying, give this kind and shy fella a chance.

June's situation is quite interesting. The talented pianist will easily start a dialogue with the object of his adoration, but sometimes conversations can go so far that June forgot that he invited Farmer for a cup of coffee to ask if they were single, and ended up giving a whole lecture about the proper roasting of coffee beans. If Farmer didn't find these stories boring, but rather the opposite, June will be able to seduce Farmer with good flirt, and they'll both wait half a season for the two of them to go on a date again. 7/10.

Like a noble prince from famous fairy tales about beauties (well, technically, he is a prince), Zayne will demonstrate a real art in sophisticated flirting. The young man is very well-mannered, kind, a bit modest and always polite, so it won't be difficult for him to seduce the object of his affection. 9/10, almost perfect!

All right kids, stand back. For now Jeric is about to show that he is the master of the successful compliment! The young farmer and fancy dress enthusiast has a natural charm that few can resist. At times he may blush a little in front of Farmer and forget what he wanted to say, but for the most part he's a very good flirt. 7/10, very good.

I'm sorry Jio, but you won't win Farmer's favour with constant snapping and all sorts of rude words. And it would be justified (not really) if he and Farmer were strangers, but Farmer is almost going to give him a bouquet, and the grumpy elf sends them away. Sure, he'll shower the Farmer with compliments in Elvish and show his soft side. But before that... 0/10, no offence, Jio. Sharp-eared tsundere bitch.

Even with his injury, Shiro doesn't miss the opportunity to invite Farmer for a walk on the beach, where he shows them his heartfelt flirtation. Shiro really enjoys Farmer's company, finding them to be a very attractive and nice person, and if Farmer is okay with his advances, he will continue. 8/10, a very good flirtation on an emotional connection.

To be honest, Anton is still having a hard time pulling himself together after failed wedding, career collapse and other hardships to believe in himself again. Even though he has a lot of interest for Farmer, Anton still can't bring himself to start flirting. And should he, because he thinks no-one wants him. It's not true, but... *sigh* 2/10, there were some attempts. Anton is a romantic man, he just needs to believe in himself.

Kenneth's flirting is perhaps the most unusual. Due to his slight shyness and desire to surprise Farmer, he will send his robot to say compliments and give letters. It's quite nice... until the robot malfunctions. Then the electrician will quickly apologise and try to make conversation. Kenneth and his unusual flirting was to their liking. 6/10, quite good, the important thing is that the robot doesn't malfunction again and start a fire.

For a rather emotionally reserved person who has a difficult and responsible job, Bryle behaves quite romantically. Classic flirting and courtship are assured for the Farmer. He is quite confident in his winning ways, and if Farmer responds to his endeavours, the bodyguard will slowly reveal himself to them. 7/10, there are a couple of flaws but overall very good!

How can you not love a golden retriever? And how about a man who is as kind and good as a retriever? Who is so good that you want to cuddle him and listen to him babble endlessly about comic books? That's what I'm saying. 6/10 for Phillip, this man hasn't started flirting yet but has already achieved the flirt points and hearts of many, including Farmer (I'm judging everyone fairly, of course).

When Sean begins his mission to gain the Farmer's interest in his person, he will appear in their sight more often, each time offering to take a break, play video games, or prank with the kids. When hanging out frequently, he is more interested in getting to know the Farmer better, remembering to compliment their appearance or how cleverly they pranked someone. A playful flirtation that not only works, but earns 7.5/10 points. Great job, Sean!

RSV bachelorettes (+unlovable):

Daia flirted with Farmer even when they both barely knew each other. How does Farmer even need to figure out now if her intentions to start a relationship are serious or just another joke? Regardless of the teases with double meanings though, Daia has started acting like a humble and fragile girl around Farmer. So after all, her intentions have gotten serious. 10/10, she is good at flirting, even too good...

Flor can't flirt. Period. She's too insecure and very shy, constantly hiding her face behind a book and stuttering at the sight of someone she's partial to. I'd like to say Flor will try to compliment her, but... nope. 0/10, It's up to the Farmer themselves to make the first move.

With her beautiful voice, with which you can serenade people, Alissa could conquer anyone who came to her heart... if she wasn't so insecure and shamed by her own voice. Such potential - and not to use it, how can you do that! So she's pretty humble, so 4/10, a bit stilted, but the attempts are there.

"My name is Blair, I'm your future wife!" And the young fisherwoman knows how to properly meet people.... Ok, ok, it was a joke from her, but Blair shows herself confident enough to flirt with Farmer when she have romantic feelings for them. During the courtship, she can tease Farmer, easily making them blush. 6/10, quite good actually

Shared pastimes and fun are Paula's main trump card in winning the heart of the much-loved Farmer. The head doctor of Ridgeside Village has decided to be herself and spend more time with the object of her affection, creating truly beautiful moments for the two of them, not forgetting to hint at them her romantic feelings. She does it very professionally, by the way, as if she was trained somewhere. 7/10, you can do it, doctor!

To tell the truth, Corine's romantic interest is sometimes hard to recognize. Most likely, it is in this way, with emphasized delicacy, without pressure, she will woo the chaotic Farmer. Not to say that the girl is a master at it, but not a novice either. She is not usually the initiator of the conversation, so she may stutter a little at the sight of the reason for her crush. If Farmer starts the conversation first, the girl will be more confident. 5/10, basically okay.

Oh, Ysabelle will giggle and flirt with Farmer behind the counter at the hotel the whole time. You can tell right away that when she's flirting with them, her speech is softer, deeper and not very loud. She is quite skillful in using her entire arsenal in terms of flirting. 7.5/10 (7/10 if her Grandpa starts teasing her lightly and the girl immediately blushes and her attitude gets thrown off because Grandpa, don't make her blush in front of the Farmer!).

Does anyone remember how Irene's cheeks were the color of tomatoes at the sight of Zayne, and her own voice betrayed her and she constantly squeaked at the mention of the same future head of the Amethyne family? Well, she has an even harder time with Farmer. Irene used to be able to have friendly conversations with them, but when her amorous gaze is now fixed on Farmer, it's... yeah. 5/10, flirting is hard for her now, but trying to get their love through delicious desserts worked.

Faye very skillfully demonstrates a model of extroverted behavior. She jokes with Farmer, does not skimp on compliments and tries to establish physical contact: to touch his shoulder, take their hand. At times she can get distracted by talking a lot, but her flirting is very good. 7/10, give her a little time and she will charm them quickly.

I'd like to say that Maddie could compete with Jio for the title of "tsundere of the year", but after getting to know Farmer better and trusting them, she doesn't behave the same way anymore. Yes, occasionally, she can be rude again, pushing Farmer away, but this has become less and less frequent, and all her grumbling about Farmer being "clingy" has died down. Still, flirting is pretty hard for her. 4/10, she's still trying her best.

Flirting is not Kiarra's thing. She would probably just tell that she likes Farmer very much, not only as a friend. She's used to telling people the truth to their faces, and thinks there's no point in flirting and creating an illusion for herself. You could ask them straight out, because what if they already have a partner? 0/10, she's an honest girl, but don't even count on a show of flirting before Farmer says their feelings are mutual.

[topsyturvy-turtely]

What is your favorite winter holiday decoration? If you feel comfortable can you post a picture and explain why. Do you think your favorite characters have favorite decorations?

hey there! (what nickname do you have? ... or do i have to make one up? 😜)

iiii... have no idea? i'm not big on decorating tbh. i like nature stuff and candles. so probably a traditional advent wreath and stuff like that. as long as it isn't angels or anything else tacky 🤢

oooh wait! i also fucking love my little incense bowl!!! i got it from a very sweet lady when i worked in her pottery shop in my high school years for my mandatory internship. it is my favorite color and the incense mixes smell AMAZING. so yeah. i'll go with that!

here is a picture (that you asked for otherwise i would have posted this ask earlier)

my favourite characters' favourite christmas decorations and traditions (headcanons)

my guess is john watson really likes decorations. obviously he is the one getting decorations for christmas and any other holiday for the 221b flat. he keeps it simple and traditional. he likes mistletoes (remind him of his mother), simple red christmas bulbs (shiny but no fancy drawing on it or sth), he loves stockings and he LOVES wearing his Christmas sweater. he got it from either his mom or harry, his sister (he forgot, and honestly he doesn't care)

sherlock's favorite christmas decoration is john in his christmas sweater of course ;)

otherwise sherlock ignores christmas and EVERY ANNOYING LITTE THING that comes along with it. (except of course john humming Christmas carols, john smiling when receiving a gift, john making a fire, john making horrible cinnamon tea... anything john)

harry watson fucking loves making christmas tea; she craves for some amaretto in it but she had sobered up and sure as hell won't get down that path again! instead she swears on christmas cookies and makes hundreds of them. she is not the one who got john his cute christmas sweater because she is all in for ugly Christmas sweaters. harry also loves the lights on christmas trees.

molly hooper loves christmas with all of her. she is excited for it all year. she loves stockings and gifting almost everyone she knows something. in november she already got all christmas presents wrapped up with cute little cards hanging from them. her favourite decoration is the mistletoe and whenever she is invited to a christmas party she scans the room for it. and at some point she'll stand "accidentally" underneath it. secretly she hopes to find the love of her life that way. (in reality she doesn't even get one kiss...) (oh wait so she stops at some point in her early 20s with this "silly dream" of hers and then some magical night when she is in her 30s/40s the most handsome man she has ever seen (it is not sherlock) sees her underneath a mistletoe and kisses her... they fall in love and live happily ever after :D) (do not disagree with me molly deserves the whole world and more)

mrs. hudson loves ALL the lights! on the houses on the trees... everywhere! but! she doesn't like it when people overdo it. (she herself totally overdoes it completely though). she loves all the sweets and she loves christmas movies (especially the ones with "those handsome actors"). cinnamon is not only her favorite thing to bake with but also her favorite decoration. she loves her christmas bulbs she was gifted from her nieces and nephews. and their kids' Christmas bulbs. (they look kind of ugly but... she doesn't care)

should i do other fandoms as well? good omens? skulduggery pleasant? wednesday?

what do you turtles think? do you agree? disagree? what would say is different? any ideas for other characters? @helloliriels @safedistancefrombeingsmart @a-victorian-girl @gregorovitchworld @totallysilvergirl?

[ageless-aislynn]

Back in the day, (around 2006 or so, I'd wager) I decided to try making a Bag End-inspired diorama display thing for my Lord of the Rings (and friends) figures out of plastic canvas and yarn. (No pattern, I was just winging it.) Here are some pics of how it turned out. 😉

The front with the famous round, green door. I also gave them some lattice-work windows and a couple of plant pots with greenery, just 'cause. 😉

Closer up on the door and one of the plants.

This is the wall that was beyond the window and plants, on the left side as looking in that orientation. I couldn't really do a hill without it looking weird so went with a tree motif on both sides.

The wall on the right of the door, this one with a "rope" swing, just for funsies!

Interior on the door.

Everybody needs a free standing closet to store your stuff in, right?

Yes, that's an Ian McKellen Magneto wearing Gandalf's hat and politely levitating his sword into the closet.😜

Behind the door standing open a bit is a coat closet.

I wanted a sort of marble inspired pattern. Plus, I really liked this variegated yarn so...

Everybody needs a table with a vase of roses on it! And yeah, that's a Nazgul wearing a tea ball strainer on his head. It was from a joke at the time. Also, we see our Hobbit guests putting their cloaks away in the closet.

Interior behind the big window. I thought of this as a combo kitchen/dining room area with a decorative rug.

Eomer CANNOT BELIEVE that we don't have his favorite brand of coffee! Storm thinks we should have a dance party. Boromir is heading over to lean on the fireplace mantel. 😉

Clearly Gandalf is HERE for a dance party! Oh and I do believe there might be a Boromir/Eowyn "leaning on the mantel" love connection going on back there? 👀👀👀😂

It's a little known fact that Darth Vader LOVES a nice tree swing! He even brought a droid friend, d'aww. That's my Xena poster on the wall in the background, btw. One of my most favorite Xena pics ever!

I also made Shadowfax, Gandalf's horse!

He can stand on his own. And yes, I made that fishbowl, including the Very Famous Fish Rear End on the side panel, lol! Nothing but UTTER ACCURACY around here, thank you very much. 😜

The chair was made from a kit. The cushion comes off and you can store things in the bottom box part. The mug of hot chocolate has marshmallows on top and also the rim raises up so you can store small things in it.

The flower vase was also from a kit. I famously got my hand stuck in it while doing the bottom stitch to finish attaching it to the base. I thought I might have to unstitch it a bit to get free but thankfully didn't have to. Absolutely no one who saw me with a plastic canvas vase stuck on my hand laughed. 😑🤣

(As well they should have. I laughed, too, once I got my hand out of there, lol!)

My mom loved lighthouses so I made her a day and night version. They're the same size but this was 2 separate pics edited together and the different angles made the night version look smaller.

Anyway, that's a few things I made back in the day. Nothing sophisticated but I just enjoyed playing around with it. The canvas got really hard to find for a while and then got very expensive once I located it again, so I stopped making things. 😢

Oh, almost forgot to add the pic that made me think to post these to begin with: Barbie with one of my ducks from my earthquake post.

I made a bunch of these little ducks for a project I never completed, then found them in a Ziploc bag the other day. Now there are little ducks all over the house, lol! 🦆💖

PS - I may have posted these pics before. I know I did on my Livejournal but couldn't find them on Tumblr. If this is the second time you're seeing them, though, apologies. Ais is old and the memory just ain't what she used to be. 😑😉

[windor-truffle]

Wallbridge hhhhhhhh... for as much as the dungeon itself sucks it's probably one of my favorite parts of the main story, i have many feelings about it...

i know it's the fucking point but god the juxtaposition of how Richard acts before and after Wallbridge just breaks my heart 😭 (though i love his gay ass poses lmao work it bitch). Richard is fun as an antagonist very angsty and all but I'm REALLY gonna miss having him in the party because I, like Asbel, actually like Richard as a person. He's perceptive and clever and caring, he's emotionally wounded but trying to make the best of a horrifying situation, and he is genuinely grateful and kind to his friends for supporting him here. The writers managed to make him a likeable character quite quickly considering he doesn't spend that long in the party.

If I were to change anything about the writing around this part, I might actually try to highlight Richard's resentment pre-Lambda too? I know I just said how much I love his kindness but part of the reason why he falls is because he and Lambda fed off of each other's negative feelings, which he admits to at the end of the game and seems still haunted by in L&L. As the story is, with the intentional whiplash between considerate and ruthless, Richard's post-game guilt can almost seem like he's blaming himself too much and that Lambda was the real problem (granted he is like 90 percent of the problem). It wouldn't hurt to have Richard's tone carry a little more anger and hurt when speaking about his uncle prior to Lambda's interference (as he speaks in canon it tends to be more somber than resentful) in order to explain why Richard was particularly susceptible to Lambda's influence. I think Richard can be altruistic on the wide scale while holding a spiteful grudge against those who have wronged him personally, that's actually quite human. But maybe I'm just saying this because I'm an angst magnet 😅 also this could be something that was lost in the localization, I haven't checked the japanese footage yet.

Moving on...

RIP Pascal's EXP 😅 I just want to know why Malik was carrying a sea bream??? Also I love Asbel's blunt courtesy: "This resounding defeat was brought to you by your former student."

also forgot to mention this extremely missable skit, you have to go back behind Duke Dalen's manor after the cutscene. Once again Pascal being the one to interfere with the shippy vibes, but this one is definitely more homophobic 😅 they weren't even talking about anything inherently romantic, Pascal just saw two guys having a close conversation and decided it was too icky -_-. (I'm blaming the writers though not her character). It seems like this was set up to be a "Pascal comedically misunderstands a thing because she's so quirky lol!!!" moment. Isn't she just so silly for thinking that intimacy between men is inappropriate, romantic or not? 😜

sorry i arranged these pictures to be deliberately misleading, the skit happens long before this scene, but I feel the need to continuously dunk on sulky Asbel 😂 I enjoy exploiting his flaws, i feel like Asbel has a bit of a rep for being a one-note do-gooder who believes in the good in everyone no matter what but he actually loses faith in himself quite easily, I mean look at this:

I literally don't have time to unpack all of that bc I've been at this for hours and I have to go to work soon but bro. BRO. you've got some issues here that read as potentially homoerotic and codependent my friend

[galadriels-silmarillion]

First time posting on tumblr?

I have no idea what to post, so it will be random stuff from random fandoms. Depends on what I'm going with right now.

Most of the things will be lotr and the Silmarillion all about tolkien and his stuff.

Some other things I have my eye on:

Star trek, Game of thrones, house of the dragon, DC (only the batfam, I learned almost everything from fanfics), Rusty Lake?, I love some good drama and stuff, fantasy too, and many more I forgot.

Maybe there will be fanfictions or maybe not.

Btw. I'm 16 so no creeps allowed here. Or I will cast my super cool wizard spells.

😜

[junekingofass-blog]

It has been 5 years I almost forgot I having a private spot here solely for myself to express what is more than to post on my other social medias.

A lot of things been going on durong the years, times pass by and I’ve changed, I been growing up as well.

I didn’t know that I always been #junekingofass that far 😅 feeling like I dig it quite good 👍 Well done June 😜

Mark the day that I found my inner self of 5 years ago back #27Jan2023

Stay stunned and wait for my updates. Period!

[isilrina]

I've been tagged by my sister @valkblue almost 3 months ago, and I did the quiz but forgot to post the results 😭

Must have been blinded by Jeong-Hui this whole time and forgot that time is a thing😜 (In truth, it is called time blindness and it's something I experience on a daily basis 🥲)

So here is the result:

Now I'm gonna tag people who interacted with my content 😊 If you were already tagged in this thread, feel free to ignore this 😜 But in any case, a huge thanks to:

@valkblue, @lmw-777, @unknownsodabrand, @thecloudjustoffthehorizon, @moridacted, @cawyden-gaming, @hathorik, @missmichellets, @elyssaharper, @screechingpiratejellyfish937, @calmboyl, @queen-scribbles, @gummiegomi, @drusil-88 and @kammie19harris 💖

If you interacted with my content and your name isn't here, I'm sorry again, it's because I couldn't tag you. If you see my post, please know it is not intentional, and thank you!

cosmo persona tag game

Thanks for tagging me @katareyoudrilling and @sugarcoated-lame 💚

Here's the link to this funny little quiz!

@oonajaeadira @writeforfandoms @insomniamamma @pikapuff-316 @prolix-yuy @practicalghost @littlemisspascal @fromthedeskoftheraven @yourcoolauntie @honestly-shite

AND YOU!!

[jaggidart]

Nomu!Mic

(Posted on twitter, forgot to post here)

@nartothelar is to blame the inspiration for this AU, in which Mic is the one who dies when they're kids and is turned into a nomu. (Please check out their NomuZawa if you haven't already, so many feels!)

This takes place during Aizawa and Oboro's visit to Tartarus

Bleh I've forgotten how to render properly. But I'm pleased with the overall result!

Downside: Nomu!Mic😭

Upside: Alive!Oboro😁 (Apparently I made him hot. Go me!)

Also angst. y'all know me and my angst weakness. And if you didn't, you do now!😜

Backstory below the cut:

Yamada was the one who died during their internships. AFO recognised that his quirk could be very useful because of its power, however his vocals chords could not be recovered after death. So the doctor used Yamada's OG quirk as a base for: SONIC MANIPULATION.

He can levitate & alter physical objects using resonance frequencies created by an altered voice box (he also has scars on his neck). Said frequencies can't be heard by human ears nor made by regular vocal chords. Which means he's now mute, and communicates via sign language.

Because of his muteness, his screams appear silent, but the soundwaves can be felt. His new name became Shizu (short for Shizukesa, meaning silent). He wears a mask that is more like a gag, to contain the quirk (also muzzling symbolism). His villain name is Screech.

The way he's the ace-in-the-hole for the LOV in this AU, is that at the USJ he used his Sonic Manipulation to open up the roof of the facility and levitate the whole group of villains into it.

He wears a gauze blindfold because of a failed attempt to add a second quirk that made his eyes really sensitive to light (he can see through it, but blocks out bright lights). This is part of what helps Aizawa and Oboro eventually recognise him in Tartarus: seeing his eyes.

When eventually caught, Aizawa & Oboro are brought in. Tsukauchi says: "His DNA is so muddled, there's no way of really knowing. One thing that's been puzzling us is that he seems to sign one thing when he's asleep: 'microphone'. Does that mean anything to either of you?"

Oboro and Aizawa recognise 'microphone' the instant Tsukauchi says it.

"His hero name... was Present Mic..”

~~

Details and other trivia:

His hair floats because I like it in a way his quirk is almost always active and levitating things.

I am working on his outfit, hopefully I can post it soon.

Tsukauchi & co release his hands during A&O's visit, for communication purposes.

[nriacc]

So excited for the new chapter 💜

Once again, really sorry its not the full chapter today (I swear if I finish it early I'll post it before next Friday) but heres a long teaser of part 23! Enjoy the start of the chaos 💜 (this is not edited)

You look hot and you know it. In the picture, you’re raising your wine glass in the air and you have a big grin on your face and you post it with no hesitation with the caption:

Felt cute, might send to Matty or Alex later, who knows x

The replies you got to that one made you giggle as you went about the rest of your evening. You’re not stupid, you know full well that they all follow you because of who your associated with, and usually you don’t give them anything. Not unless it's an album release or a birthday.

But tonight, that was inevitably going to change because the drunker you get, the more you start to use your twitter as a shitposting blog.

That mostly started when George replied to that picture you posted on twitter saying, ‘Rude to leave people out Y/N/N 😤‘ and you shamelessly replied, ‘Sending you a better one now babe 😜 xxx’

And you opened WhatsApp up immediately and sent him the full version and a few different ones that were a bit racier, to which you received the following texts:

😳😜🥵🤤💦

Fuck me baby you look stunning xxx

It was needless to say that you had to hide into your settee when that came through and silently scream. Will you ever not be obsessed with this man?

After flirting with George for a while, Twitter ends up taking up your attention again. And the more alcohol you ingest, the more chaotic you become.

By 10pm you were very merry indeed, your shit posting had got to a new level and you couldn’t bring yourself to stop. And if you’re honest you really didn’t want to.

So far you’d had a ball. And all your finest moments were documented for everyone to see.

20:13 - Is it depressing that my last Valentine’s Day card I got was from my ex ex? Like the last one just forgot so me and @/ybf went out for food instead

Brandon can such your dick, what a twat of a boyfriend. Why you ever went out with him you will never know.

20:21 - Yes, I do mean matty considering so many of you were asking. He's a sweetheart @/trumanblack xxx

After seeing quite a lot of tweets come up with everyone thinking that your second to last ex was Alex, you feel the need to put the record straight. After all, it’s the truth, and one of the mantras that Matty always sticks by is that anyone can take anything as long as it's true, what people can’t take is when they’re told lies.

20:33 - right no, I was never actually going out with Alex, especially in february 2014. i was depressed as fuck

That set off a whole bunch of replies then because people started posting the first paparazzi picture of you and Alex kissing in the park back on the AM tour. And they were captioning it, explain this then Y/N. And of course, you being into your second bottle of wine at this point have no issue replying to it.

20:39 - that was from like june 2014 and have you all never kissed your best friend before?

20:40 - Who HASNT kissed their best friends, i mean really?

You end up replying to your own tweet then, saying, No i won’t be elaborating x but you go against that almost immediately when you see everyones replies betting on Alex or Matty being better.

20:52 - You’re all asking if Matty or Alex is the best kisser and i hate to break it to you, the reality is that its @/ybf x

When it reached 9pm, you must’ve lost your head as you moved your candles from the bathroom into your bedroom because once you’re comfy sitting on your bed, the amount of shit you start posting hits a new peak.

Your stupid fucking electric corkscrew decided to die on you so live tweeted out Ran out of batteries 😭😭😭 which you don’t realise is a bad idea after 15 minutes of silence. But that's for you to embarrassingly realise in a few hours.

Obviously loving the way you’re feeling tonight, you end up taking a picture you initially intended to send to George. But sharing is caring so you decide to post it on twitter too.

It’s of yourself holding your wine glass against your thigh and your dress is riding up a little meaning that the lace covered slit that goes up your thigh makes you feel sexy. You feel even better knowing for a fact that you look fucking amazing today and you don’t even hesitate before posting it on twitter with the caption:

21:34 - wish google would stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate women in my area, I have a mirror

Someone makes you laugh a few minutes after you post that when they asked, How does Adam deal with you making out with Matty????. Brilliant question, 10/10, they know how to make a drunk woman talk. You retweet it with a comment immediately.

21:39 - He hated it with his entire life. Still hates whenever someone mentions it. Me with anyone really, but i guess it's worse when its his best mate #sorrynotsorry

You get lost in your memories for a few minutes and you start laughing at a skating memory back in the day.

21:43 - @/gdans1975 @1975hann remember back in the day when we were at the skatepark and @/trumanblack ate shit in the bowl and I had to go save him 😂

And you all but gasp in excitement when you start typing your next tweet.

21:45 - OMG WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT BABY ADAM?!?!?!

Barely a minute passes then and you get a text message through from your cousin saying ‘DONT YOU FUCKING DARE, REMEMBER I CAN SPILL YOUR SECRETS TOO’. You almost spill your wine laughing at that coming through.

You end up taking a screenshot of that coming up at the top of your screen and tweeting it saying, Sorry guys, not allowed 😢😂

One that makes you smile a little is, An embarrassing story about one of the monkeys please and thank you xoxox. Of course, you do them dirty and you give them one.

21:52 - On the AM tour, Matt being the gentleman he is paid for all our food one night we went out and as he was paying two condoms fell out of his wallet. Needless to say breana was so embarrassed he did not need them that night x

A few others make you giggle but you don’t find another to reply to until you nearly spit out your drink.

You burst out laughing at, What does Alex Turner smell like, and you're still chuckling as you reply.

22:03 - exactly what you think he smells like, aftershave and cigarettes x

You laugh louder at, What does matty smell like!!?!???!!!!?!

22:05 - once again, exactly what you all predict, aftershave and weed x

You’ve never hit that retweet button faster other than when you see, THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT DOES GEORGE SMELL LIKE!?!

22:06 - LIKE ALEX AND MATTY!!!!!! GEORGE HUGS ARE THE BEST ❤️💕💖💞😘😍🥰 LOML

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You're all not ready for what comes next...

[v-for-venom]

🇷🇺 - ниже!

It was my post in VK in honor of International Women's Day, and I forgot to show it here 😶

So I'll fix it now and will show you some sketches of Tina (Tia-a-ana Eims 😜) - Eddie's best friend from some time and my OC)

She is mulato with bright blue eyes, always in t-shirts and jeans overalls. She's from Los Angeles, studying in the same college with Eddie, visiting her home and family only at Christmas.

Tina is brave, bright girl. She's older then Eddie for a couple of years, but they are on the same course)

She is a real hurricane! Emotional, extrovert, chatty, full of life-stories and naughty jokes, with no taboo themes in talking with friends. And in the same time - empathic, smart, wise for her age, always ready to help. Her ability is to find a way to almost anyone - she can feel people and "see" what's in their minds. So, if she want to become friends with you - she will do it and you have no escape))

Tina loves girls, yes) And for Eddie (spoiler - and then for Vee too! Yeah, she knows about him!) she became the best friend, almost the older sister, he always could talk to her, and she often saved him from different troubles) They have really warm kind relationship and love each other as relatives.

Besides studying, Tina is drawing and dreaming to become an artist one day (and we hope, she will!) and also she's the head of the troupe in the theater studio at the college.

I really love this girl) And I can promise that she's only starting her way in my story, and we will know more of her, and Nivalis will draw her more)

Moreover, these sketches are not illustration Tina's face as it is. These sketches are just our probes, our trying to "catch" her face) And I hope, we will succeed soon)

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Это был мой пост ВК в честь Международного Женского Дня, а тут я забыл 😶

Вот, исправляюсь 😅

И хочу показать вам серию набросков очень важного персонажа из нашей вселенной - Тины (Тиа-а-аны!) Эймс)

Она периодически появляется на наших рисунках, она одна из главных действующих лиц моих фиков "Спор" и "Пост-Весна", и те, кто читал фики и посты внимательно, даже наверняка могли уже составить представление о её внешности, характере, привычках...

Ну а я сейчас попробую рассказать о Тине чуть побольше в нескольких фактах)

Тина - мулатка со всегда немного неряшливой копной или пучком темно-шатенистых волос, широкими пушистыми бровями и очень яркими светло-голубыми глазами, в вечных футболках и джинсовых комбинезонах) Она родом из Лос-Анджелеса, на время учебы в колледже переехала в Сан-Франциско, живёт в общежитии, летом снимает квартирку в городе напару со своей подругой-соседкой по комнате, на Рождество ездит домой к семье.

Кто, опять же, внимательно читал, знает, что Тина - по девушкам) На момент появления в текстах Тина в отношениях с девушкой, с которой начала встречаться в старших классах школы, и которая осталась учиться в Лос-Анджелесе.

Тина - ураган позитива, болтовни, взрывной энергетики, оптимизма, короче говоря, - ужасный экстраверт, её бывает сложно выдержать неподготовленному)) Опора для своих друзей, готовая бескорыстно помочь любому, кому понадобится помощь, но и вовлечь в какое-то дело, когда помощь нужна самой - это за ней не заржавеет)

Внутри - очень глубокая, вдумчивая и наблюдательная, обладает способностью влёт анализировать ситуации, не только те, в которые попадает, но и просто те, что видит происходящими рядом. Эмпатична, умеет отлично чувствовать людей, видеть их "сердцевины" и находить к ним свой подход.

Иными словами - если Тина на тебя нацелилась - ты не сможешь с ней не подружиться)

Для Эдди Тина стала верной близкой подругой, даже почти старшей сестрой на всё время обучения (о их знакомстве при особых обстоятельствах и некоторых эпизодах до знакомства как раз можно почитать в вышеназванных фиках)), часто спасая его бедовую жопку иногда в банальных, а иногда совершенно немыслимых ситуациях) По возрасту, кстати, у них разница в 2-3 года (Тина старше), хоть они и на одном курсе.

Тина - не человек одного дела. Помимо учёбы она рисует, всерьез мечтая когда-то как минимум устроить собственную выставку, и руководит труппой в театральной студии при колледже.

Ну и - страшный спойлер! 😅 - Тина одна из немногих, кто в курсе, что у Эдди есть чёрный зубастый, кхм.. паразит Х)

И даже в курсе, как именно они друг у друга есть😏, что, к слову, послужило ей немалым источником вдохновения для некоторых её картин Х)

Я очень люблю эту бойкую, искреннюю девчонку..) Очень благодарен ей за всё, что она сделала и ещё будет делать для мелкого и Ви.

И точно могу пообещать, что Тина никуда не денется из истории и ей ещё только предстоит раскрываться со всех своих сторон и во всех своих талантах в моих дальнейших текстах.

А ещё Тине, как ни странно, только предстоит обрести свое лицо на рисунках Нивалиса. Эти наброски - это не её портреты в точности, а своего рода поиск, эксперименты, потому что мы пока сами толком не знаем её внешности, за исключением нескольких ключевых моментов) Но, надеемся, Тине недолго осталось прятаться от нас, и однажды мы увидим именно её лицо)

[klugenjoyer]

I'm gonna talk about my sekai au's body swap episode because yes

I'm only gonna talk about what I wanna because I don't wanna talk about stuff I haven't been thinking about or whatever

Sorry for uh clogging anyone's dash with tsukasa talk but here we are

So like tsukasa is prolly high key in sensory hell. Because you see he's the type of person who is almost always moving in some form but here's the thing

He has a tail

So like you don't really notice it so it just looks like he's sitting or standing still meanwhile he's doing them little tail flicks

But like

Ena (the person who he has the swap with) does not

And like tsukasa is just sitting here ridiculously over stimulated and he doesn't know why or how to stop it

Like he's never fidgeted with a pen or something. He always would look at people who fidget with stuff but like he didn't know that that was supposed to help with this kind of stuff.

So like he's just sitting here dying from just sitting still. Not to mention that uh normally his hearing is actual ass because of his hearing damage. Like he can usually hear everything fine and he hasn't really noticed that he can hear less then he used to be able to. But like now that he's Ena, a person whose like able to hear normally he's just sitting here like "why tf is there so much noise. Is this a normal thing. Why is there like so many small noises. It's not like they're loud but I can't stop focusing on them it's giving me a headache" or something like that.

ALSO Akito and An (An had a body swap with yukina who as we all know is akito's twin sister) are trying to teach him to like talk at a normal volume because he's gotten so used to having to talk super loud to actually be heard by people.

(Man off topic but I'm listening to ayano's theory of happiness rn and I am like crying. I literally cry every time this dumb song plays💀)

Also now tsukasa is actually like remembering the concept of height and that there are like short people and tall people because like it's not like he didn't know it's just that he had kinda forgotten ig. Like when you remember again just how much taller one of your online friends would be than you.

(Update I'm listening to dead and seek now. Man this song is so good. People need to give it more attention. It's prolly one of the most underrated kagepro songs I know. Like it's good come on people. Ig people just don't like ayano's dad and like fair 💀)

Oh yeah I forgot to mention but au tsukasa is uh a little guy. I mean it. So like not gonna go into his backstory here but something happened to him when he was like 11-12ish and now woopsies he's 11cm now (I always forget how many inches that was... Like bro I live in the us. WHY DON'T I REMEMBER IT IN INCHES. idk I think it was like 4.25 inches or sum).

So like he's got that little guy thing going on

Ok on to fun stuff he does during the body swap episodes.

He prolly downloads genshin on Ena's computer because he needs to do dailies. Que him having to learn how to play genshin on a normal keyboard and mouse. He'd prolly jump on stream and be all like "hey gang I think I might have possessed someone🤯. Like I didn't know I could do that😯. I didn't think I was a ghost but like guess I'm here now😜"

He prolly would be like "shi- since I'm like a hashtag girl now I should get Kiki (Akito) to make me a cosplay. This is a very important opportunity that I should use to it's fullest to wear cool clothes."

He'd prolly spend like forever in the bathroom trying our different hair styles with ena's hair. Since like when he was young he would style his sisters hair when it was at that length, but he had never styled hair on his own head when it was at that length. So like he's having fun with that meanwhile An and akito are prolly fighting for the second bathroom because they both need to do their long morning routines or whatever.

Well maybe I should rap up on my first post about this

Uh ok ok that smokes that that's a rap🤯/ij

[fabienb]

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