the implications of lila getting a doctorate is legit so funny like imagine u meet ur phd cohort and there's just. a stoat. n like they know sentient stoats exist but that HAS to be odd... that school is flaunting for the rest of time that they were the first institution to grant a doctorate to a stoat
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I think Agent 47 should be more popular on Tumblr.com. He's right up our alley.
He's a canonically asexual aromantic who kills billionaires for a living.
He's an amoral old man.
The barcode on the back of his head leads to a dildo shop.
He is inexplicably skilled in every job he could possibly need for a disguise to work. Drumming? Check. Doctoring? Sure. Clowning? You bet your ass.
He cannot resist the urge to make thinly veiled death jokes when talking to his targets. His go-to alias is "Tobias Rieper".
His wife locked him in the basement until he upped his billionaire killing quota.
He's canonically responsible for killing Harry and Marv from Home Alone.
He once bludgeoned Santa Claus unconscious with a brick and stole his clothes. He then stole his sleigh to escape the crime scene.
Some of his most notable escapes include riding away on the backs of dolphins, putting on a flamingo suit and flying away like a bird, and letting himself get abducted by aliens. Among others.
He's a canonical lesbian ally. In one case, he gave a girl a pep talk for her upcoming date and in another he saved a lesbian couple about to get married from a serial killer.
He's a tri-racial icon with five dads.
Nearly every NPC he passes remarks about how attractive he is. Including men.
Autism icon. In my heart.
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It's so funny how Ally can't help but be dedicated to creating an solid emotional through line for their character, while everyone else has fully lost their minds to cum jokes and exploding forever
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