#all the mates would honestly

[vidiawinter360]

You know how dogs love to lick your mouth when you are doing yoga because a) you are closer to the ground and easier to reach and b) trying to balance or something so you cannot easily protect/defend your face? Well what if the Shaw pack did the same thing to their mates? Like when Milo gets home to find sweetheart trying to balance in a tough yoga position he thinks it is the perfect time to give them kisses? Or if Darlin’ sees Sam mediating they shift and lick his face just to be a menace?

[kedreeva]

At some point in your life, there will be a moment where exactly - or near exactly - half the people in the world are younger than you, and half the people are older.

And I think that moment should be the one your soulmate Mark appears at, not at birth or puberty or something. Both because at birth is kind of boring but it's also very you-centric and soulmates are about the thing outside of you being a part of you, and I think it would be nice to include The World.

But also I think it would have fascinating implications for scientific and social studies. Longevity trends tracked by the average age soul marks appear. Tragedies causing a rash of recent marks to disappear (because the people are no longer the middle). Marks appearing early during baby booms.

[skateboardtotheheart]

why compare and pit against each other the various versions of charles and edwin when the truth is that they would be absolutely Thrilled to meet the different version of themselves and discover that the two of them meet and become friends in Every Universe

[vacantgodling]

✨preferences should not be standards for writing advice✨

[agathasvidal]

if we can’t have agathario how we wanted it then i will be believing that the reason agatha used her own child as bait countless times over his short lifetime was literally to keep death busy and off their tails so agatha could have nicky for longer

[loopyarts]

A little fanart sketch spread based on some of the scenes mainly chapter 2 of the one piece fanfic The inner mechanisms of the heart by Blizzard96.

I really like the concept of this fic and I’m really excited to see where it goes from here. I look forward to the somewhat comedic bits of little Sanji thinking his older brother Ichiji has kinda lost the plot or something.

[quasi-normalcy]

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[gr8ntaire]

<- guy that said they wanted to do a masters now stressed about the reality of doing said masters

[scopophobia-polaris]

the way your ww link and oot link interacted in that comic is non to me. couldn't even kill ganon lewser

Oh my god I forgot to post this because I wanted to draw something for it but I don't remmeber now and YEAH TIMIE IS A LOSER but they were also 9

[starsaught]

What if instead of periods, Goetia just literally lay a fuckin egg or something lol

The Ars Goetia are rumoured to be Fallen Angels or at least descended from them. Some are hellborn, yes, but unlike most hellborn, they are able to reproduce. They're the Lesser Keys of Solomon ; anything is possible for elite royalty chosen by Lucifer & I would have no doubt they'd come in many forms, humanoid or animalistic.

If we're strictly talking about how they appear in the Helluvaverse, it wouldn't be possible for owls like Octavia & Stolas, considering their eggs are fertilized in the ovary before the egg is formed that is later laid. They are birds, yes, but as far as I'm aware, chickens & some select other breeds of birds ( in captivity/house pets ) can lay unfertilized eggs.

I would say that the closest thing to a period the Goetia would achieve is nesting & a heat cycle, but it's not the same as a regular human period & without the surprise of suddenly having an egg.

[dirt-str1der]

I will always be vocal about how much dr stone sucks and how stupid it is but to be quite honest it consumes 80% of my waking thoughts and yes i also downloaded the chinese kemonomimi doujin so i could pretend to read it in my spare time

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

"Junebug?" Josephine echoed with a curious smile, at which Wilhelm's pale, freckled cheeks lit up, explaining, "Ah, well...during one of our first dates, we went on a walk through the park. It was summertime, and all the fireflies were out-she called 'em "junebugs" and, well...the nickname just stuck."

August smiled fondly at this, replying, "My nickname for her when she was growing up was Moonface."

"Moonface?" Lon echoed confusedly, tilting his head at this, to which his grandfather explained, "She had the roundest face when she was born, and a lot of years afterwards: Round face, chubby cheeks, very pale, especially with that black hair of hers; it made her seem even paler."

"She comes by it honestly," Josephine chuckled-both she and her husband had jet black hair, and their daughter proved to be just the same way-clearly, her grandson and great-grandson were the same way. "So, with that pale face of hers, August started calling her Moonface. She used to giggle up a storm when he'd call her that; just a little tot playing in the garden, and she'd run right up to him when she heard him call her!"

As Josephine continued to regale the others at the table with stories from June's childhood (particularly her misadventures in the dirt, loving to make little mudholes to cool down in during the summer-as well as letting the mud dry on her skin as she continued to run around and play, necessitating a bath), August ventured to ask Erika:

"Your grandmother used to dance with me when she was your age-whenever we heard the music from one of the neighboring restaurants, she used to stand on my feet, and we'd dance in the living room. Would...would you like to dance with me, my dear?

You don't have to if you don't want to," he was quick to reassure her, in case she wasn't comfortable with that yet-he just thought he'd ask.

[copia]

was going to post this on main but i think there's a chance of this being seen by more pierced people here, what with it being a metal-ish music blog. i've currently got 4 different types of piercings (quite normal but more than most of my friends) and am planning 2 more to total ~11 holes with 6 different jewellery types... add to that the split between rings, studs, and dangly things for some of them, plus my mix of silver and gold that i swap between, and i have myself an organisational conundrum

important context: i'm autistic. how do people organise their piercings in a way that is categorised, easily accessible, and unlikely to spill everywhere if you collide with your dresser? (a bonus would be a transportable storage solution because i'm about to live in three different locations and like to have them all with me)

[sproutingpotato]

Y’all remember the episode when Tom confronted Greg on the whereabout of his snuck out cruise ship docs? It has been boggling my mind how Tom spent a whole night guarding Greg at his apartment, then insisting on tailing him to the hiding place of the docs only to... I don’t know walk out by himself to get a goddamn lighter and leave Greg’s weasling rat ass with the document alone, again??? Like, that makes no sense and can easily be seen as a plot hole. Tom could have sent Greg to fetch him a lighter or dragging Greg to go with him but nope, the Princess of People must do it himself. And I’m only able to present 2 plausible explanations in order to not derail Tom’s characters:

1. The man just wanted to razz his traitorous lanky useless piece of assistant again as a mean of compensation for all hells he’d been through. Thus the aggressive play, insisting tailing and sleepover. Then when it came to the real business, Tom hazed out and forgot his sense for a moment because he was damn happy that he bested his underling again.

2. Tom is too simp for Greg to the point that he totally forgot he has actual authority over that egg and so just went to run the errand by himself : ) 

[hunsa-jars]

So it is true

In university you really do have to go around like a beggar for actual information about anything 💀

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

While we're here, I just want to add an example of a good response to Harris' video.

In the first half of the video, Harris briefly mentions a creator called Lukeypoo (who now goes by Luke Stephens) who had plagiarised Harris' Bloodborne review, and his response at the time was to deny it, signal to his alt right buddies and insult Harris.

After the video came out, Luke Stephens made a post on his community page regarding it:

For those, who can't see the screenshots, it reads:

A video went up on YouTube last night that showed something I did 6 years ago in early 2017, of which I'm very ashamed. I've talked about it on stream plenty since then and try to be very open about it, but I know a lot of people haven't been watching me since 2017 or have not heard me discuss this before. I don't want to hide from my mistakes or deflect, so very plainly here's what happened:

I was just starting on YouTube and I ripped off a phenomenal video on Bloodborne. It was a fantastic video by hbomberguy and after finding it through a Reddit post I tried to take his 1.5 hour masterpiece and make my own suckier version at around 7 minutes. I copied the premise, jokes, structure, and then pretended like it was all just a coincidence that they were so similar. I was a 19 year old idiot who thought it didn't matter because "he's a bigger creator so it's fine" and "it's just the internet." When I was rightly called out for copying his video I dodged, lied, and even attacked and insulted the appearance of those holding me to account, including hbomberguy himself. I copied someone's video, in parts word-for-word, and I pretended like *I* was the victim and *they* were being unreasonable. Unbelievable. There is no question at all: I was in the wrong, fully.

Let me be very clear: I whole heartedly disown who I was back then and what I did. Politically, religiously, and even morally/ethically I was a person that I hate today. I was an extremist, a bully, a religious zealot, and above all, a prick. This event sparked a spiral in my personal life that I didn't document online, but that has led me to who I am today. Someone who tries very hard to respect my fellow creators, audience, and to uphold a high ethical standard for myself. I strive every day to be a better man for myself, my family and kids, and for the community around me. And that's why I'm writing this, because I don't think we should hide from our mistakes or pretend they didn't happen. I screwed up, big time, and I stole the hard work of an incredibly talented creator and for that I'm incredibly sorry. I was 19, hard headed, and above all arrogant and unwilling to acknowledge I had screwed up. It took a couple years after that before I could openly admit what I had actually done, and that it took that long is all the more shameful.

I don't expect a response or certainly forgiveness, but for what it's worth, I am truly sorry for everything, @hbomberguy

For the last 6 years I've been working my butt off to be someone I can be proud of being and I hope you all can see that the man I am today is not the shameful excuse of a person I was back then.

I've never watched a video or stream by Luke Stephens so I can't attest as to his content, but this is one of the best responses I've seen to any kind of accusation, and so I lean towards believing him to be a better man than he was six years.

I thinks it's important to highlight the good response/s to Harris' video, to remind ourselves that plagiarism is not such an immoral action that from which you can't redeem yourself (though in Somerton's case, I'm less sure of that) if you take accountability for your actions, and to remember that in most cases, we should give people space to grow and become better.

The swiftness and brutality of Hbomberguy’s complete evisceration of James Somerton’s career cannot be overstated.