#all the fucking LOVE

[steviesbicrisis]

First and last episode of Silvia uses her degree on tumblr:

✨ Steve's house is ugly as fuck ✨

You might see this picture and think "what are you on about? it's not so bad!!" and I would agree with you, since the pool, the lights and the huge windows on the ground floor are doing the most at making this house look very nice and expensive.

But then, I saw this

this is the front of the house... THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE! THIS FLAT MF WITH THE MOST BASIC ASS WINDOWS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST THING EVERYONE SEES???

And like, I know this is season 1, they were on a budget and this house isn't as important as the Wheelers or the Byers but I have an hyperfixation on Steve Harrington so I simply cannot let this one slide.

There are a lot of things that bother me about this house: the flatness of this entrance (seriously, never heard of a porch???), those boring windows, the fact that the house is basic but then you have that expensive-looking front door and those huge windows in front of the pool?? it seems as if they merged two houses together???

Now, I know we all joke about Steve having a lot of spare bedrooms but like, this house is huge???

LOOK AT THIS? is this really a suitable home for three people? You could fit all Hawkins after the earthquake in here, jc. They actually do have 400 spare bedrooms.

But then I realized, half of this is actually empty.

This is the best part of the house, let's be fucking honest. Finally some rich features in here. But also, this means that half the house doesn't have a second floor but just a huge living space on the ground floor with a double high which is very rich of you Harringtons, wasting half of the second floor just for the sake of aesthetic.

(Also, that exposed wood roof is gorgeous but the color... meh.)

At this point you might think that this house isn't actually that bad.. let me remind you that this house contains this room:

I rest my case.

[dykegeeway]

the gender fuckery of those emo bands has caused me so many problems and solved so many at the time. i have such a deep aggressive love for those in the scene who didn’t care about gender and sexuality and cared about gender and sexuality too much. but i am mad im not apart of it in the way i want to be and how it has only confused me more in my own identity. any other trans people be soo lovingly furious at those emo bands.

[roosterbruiser]

"and then it's you and Jake looking at your son as he goes through all five stages of grief in mere minutes." - poor August 😂 hope he finds the acceptance stage real quick and finds that he can let go of the trauma 😂😌

""family meeting. now," your son says with all the authority of a parental figure, pointing to the living room." - haha, how the turntables... Jokes aside, I love poor boy so much, trying to get his life back after his parents shattered it 😂

""oh, I know what you were just doing," he says. "don't worry, I won't forget it. neither will the therapist you're gonna pay for."" - this cracks me up so much 😂 now, I am no therapist myself, but I imagine August just laying there on the couch, telling the therapist how outrageous what his parents are doing is, and the therapist just saying "you know that is how you were created too, right?", and August just gets a whole lot of more trauma 😂 poor kid 😂

"your husband is only teasing--you know this. but August sure doesn't. you're fairly certain August is about to crumble to the floor." - the kid has much to learn still 😂

""is nothing sacred?!"", ""just your mama's smokin' hot bod--!"", ""NO!" August firmly presses his palms over his ears and shakes his head. "I CAN'T COME BACK FROM THAT!"" - hahaha, poor, poor kid, but this does make me laugh so much 😂 I can just imagine him avoiding his parents for a day or two as much as he can

[jerrycummblr]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[azvhaalk]

glorious evolution

[wheelie-sick]

"oh, I live in a desert and-"

"wow that must be so terrible" "deserts are so ugly" "I would never want to live in a wasteland like that" "it's just empty nothingness"

wishing 10,000 exploding hammers upon you

behold New Mexico

[ID 1: tall, snowcapped rocky mountains rising above a plain filled with desert scrub

ID 2: brightly colored banded cliff walls of several mesas climbing their way into mountains

ID 3: a desert prairie

ID 4: colorful hoodoos against a twilight sky

ID 5: white sand dunes as far as the eye can see

ID 6: a collection of hoodoos against a stormy sky at sunset

ID 7: a juniper tree standing with a cliff wall in the background

ID 8: several juniper trees on a rocky landscape]

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[redpapercraness]

to lose you

[morganbritton132]

The funniest thing Stranger Things could do is reveal that Steve’s parents are like, really liberal. They donate to AIDs research. They were arrested protesting the Vietnam War. They campaigned for Mondale. Steve tells them that Nancy broke up with him and they’re like, “Thank god, that family believes in Reaganomics.”

[humming-fly]

was anyone gonna tell me shadow saved rouge's life in sa2 or was I just supposed to find that out playing the game myself

(this worked out as a rather fitting closer for the Final Day in Year of Shadow haha, hope ya'll have a fun new year! 🎉🎉🎉)

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

[the-ominous-owl]

so this bit is way funnier now

[puirell]

feels like a good time to bring this back

[peachdalooza]

congrats to another member of the Orange Box!

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣