the-ominous-owl
junior osha violater at the accident factory
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i'm owly. semi-professional trash fire. dispenser of vague wisdoms. procrastinator extrodinaire. she/her, thirty-something. terfs can fuck right off.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
the-ominous-owl · 4 hours ago
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Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
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the-ominous-owl · 6 hours ago
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the-ominous-owl · 9 hours ago
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Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.
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the-ominous-owl · 9 hours ago
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this is the worst fact i have ever learnt
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the-ominous-owl · 9 hours ago
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the-ominous-owl · 9 hours ago
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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
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the-ominous-owl · 10 hours ago
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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the-ominous-owl · 10 hours ago
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A traffic camera in Montreal
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the-ominous-owl · 10 hours ago
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thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again
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the-ominous-owl · 11 hours ago
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youtube is pulling this bullshit again
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praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...
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the-ominous-owl · 11 hours ago
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the-ominous-owl · 11 hours ago
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Daily reminder: Don't cast counterspell, hold their hands and kiss them on the mouth (block verbal and somatic components)
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the-ominous-owl · 11 hours ago
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the-ominous-owl · 11 hours ago
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the-ominous-owl · 11 hours ago
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Tumblr is weird because sometimes you go to a mutual's page and like/reblog half their content like you just broke in their house and imediately ate a little piece of all their food, tried out some of their clothes, sat on their sofa, and then just left.
And sometimes the mutual notices and does the same to your house.
And that's encouraged here. I love it.
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the-ominous-owl · 1 day ago
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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]
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