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sleepyendymion · 1 year ago

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It’s no secret that I have awful taste in men (I am delusional and I think I could fix them) so I thought I would make the bastards fight to the death for my own amusement

#poll #sk8 the infinity adam #handsome jack #diavolo jjba #doma demon slayer #tsukiyama shuu #sylas briarwood #I should probably see a therapist #all of these men are very concerning #oooohhh you wanna partake in the poll so bad

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shorlinesorrows · 5 months ago

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don’t be a coward

*aroaces your rottmnt leo*

#it’s pride month I’m allowed to do whatever I wanttttttt #Now for hcs no one asked for:#Donnie’s demiromantic aegobisexual #They’re the only one who actually has a concrete label bc they like finding words (hence the micro labels lol they dissect their identity)#Leo knows he’s aroace spec but hasn’t bothered finding a micro label bc he’s vibing he’s also trans and finds men aesthetically attractive #Bc I say so #Mikey and raph don’t really bother with that stuff but Mikey cares more about his family and art and having fun than romance #And raph thinks women are really prettyyyyyy but hes okay not dating for now bc he’s like 17 and has bigger concerns #Like keeping her idiot siblings from accidentally killing themselves /aff /hj #did I just aspec all of ur turtles??? Yes #yes I did.#I’m very proud of myself #listen leo and usagi are cute #Now hear me out: make that queerplatonic #(I have a problem with making relationships queerplatonic lol)#Tbh most of this is a joke/light hearted I don’t really care about their orientations bc they’re just a fun turtle family!!!#Romance has never been anywhere near a draw to rottmnt for me #So maybe that’s why I subconsciously decided they were all aspec lol #I need them being siblings and having fun they can date when they’re 40 (I bet splinter agrees with me)#/j #rottmnt #tmnt 2018 #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt Leo #leonardo #tmnt leonardo #leonardo hamato

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fanficlerontheroof · 2 years ago

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#freenoodles is that one cute ship that has tang clinging onto pigsy's arm the entire time and its all sweet and goofy and romantic and UGH #(i love these blorbos from my show)#and then you've got shadowpeaches on the other side of the couch pointing and fking CACKLING at every gory death and gruesome murder #except wukong doesnt know wtf is going on and just thinks the violent body mutation is funny #(this fandom rlly sleeps on the fact sun wukong has been alive for CENTURIES. and fought in NUMEROUS battles #aint no way he's not desensitised to violence to the point he can find humour in body mutilation)#additionally #nezha (who has also been alive for centuries and been in probably more battles than even sun wukong)#is just mildly concerned and very very confused #sandy being sandy and comforting tang + bai he throughout the gore and jumpscares #and red son too but he'll never tell #red son is NOT scared and he is only holding mei & mk's hands under the blanket bcus he felt like it #mk pissing everyone off with his constant stream of questions and mei pissing everyone off more with her in depth explanations #and and AND #mk taking notes and sharing them with wukong bcus these idiot monkey men stick together #lego monkie kid #lmk #alignment chart #lmk bai he #lmk tang #lmk red son #lmk sandy #lmk nezha #lmk sun wukong #lmk mk #lmk mei #lmk pigsy #lmk macaque #implied shipping #shit ton of tags

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thesesoldierboysarebi · 6 months ago

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Will mostly be reblogging for a while I think, but I’m gonna be real, 70 percent of my reason for making this blog in the hopes of writing was that I noticed a big chunk of CoD x reader posts on this hellsite have readers with like…concerningly low ages. There’s a lot of reader character minor-coding going on, and it’s weirdling me out (no shade to young writers, I know a lot of the reason is that a majority of CoD fanfic writers are 18-25 here, which, yk, fair that you wanna see self-inserts with similar ages).

But as I said, it gives me the ick, so if/when I end up writing x reader, I wanna go ahead and make it clear that I will not be writing a reader character in a romantic/sexual position BELOW the age of 25 at most. Most of the Call of Duty men are, like, 28 at the youngest, and I’m more inclined to write reader characters with matching ages, especially afab readers.

In other words? I’m gonna write milfs and dilfs. I’m gonna write top!reader. I’m gonna write unhinged women that leave the various men of TF141 screaming crying throwing up. I will NOT be writing virginal, innocent, or overly naive reader characters; I do not do minor-coding. Y’all have been warned.

#cod #call of duty x reader #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare ii #cod mw2 #tf 141 x reader #my posts #unofficial post #rant/#not trying to be salty but I’m super tired of and squicked out by the amount of like….pedo-coding I see in the x reader fics #it’s gross #I do not think these 28+ men would be searching for partners 10 years their junior #and btw to all the young people who might read these tags #if you’re 18 and a 28 year old man is trying to date you. you should not be flattered by that. it’s weird. even more so if he’s 30+#also we just simply need more older!reader content!!!!!#not to mention the amount of non-con I see in this fandom is VERY concerning and disturbing and I mean that with my chest #but that’s a different rant

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queenlucythevaliant · 1 year ago

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We see him come and know him ours

Russia: "Carol of the Russian Children," traditional // Kenya: The Nativity, Elima Njau // France: "Bring a Torch, Jeanette Isabella," Nicolas Saboly // Haiti: Madonna and Child, Ismael Saincilus // Australia: "The Three Drovers," William James // China: Tryptic by Lu Hongnian // Canadian/Algonquian: "Huron Carol," Jean de Brébeuf

#the visual depictions are lovely #but what really gets me every time are the little cultural details in the music #music that tells the story of the Nativity while placing it in a world that's familiar to the listener #fur robed moujiks on snowboard plateaus in place of middle eastern shepherds #bark lodges instead of stables and rabbit skin in place of swaddling clothes #wandering hunter and chiefs from far off places instead of shepherds and wise men (man i love the Huron Carol)#and little french girls running to gather the village to come see Jesus #it's easy for an excess of historical concern to make Jesus feel distant and far off #/I know/ that Jesus was born in the ancient near east and have had my fill of books and sermons and the like unpacking the implications #I've laughed with my friends and family at the wild inaccuracies of Nativity sets and tellings #the crazy blonde mary in the kids nativity set at Walmart #what is that alpaca doing at the living Nativity don't they know those are south American?#yada yada #and then i look at these carols and think. it's okay not to get mired in the history. good even #yes Jesus entered into time and space in a very specific manner #but he also came for all of us #as another carol says: we see him come and know him ours #i just think this practice is lovely #that the impact of the Incarnation was such that it send little french girls running to their villages #and drew algonquin hunters and russian peasants to the manger to see him #it's the great crowd of witnesses in a way #all of us together preparing him room throughout all the corners of the earth #in Bethlehem that night it was only the shepherds who got to see him #but in spirit it was all of us #because it's just like the angel said:#good news of great joy which will be to all people #to all people #starting with the shepherds and going out to all the earth #unto us a child is born #intertextuality

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thepunkmuppet · 5 months ago

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don’t hate me for this because I adore him I’m just musing, pete wentz isn’t actually that attractive but like he IS and it confuses me so much like he’s. he’s not. his face card is not in fact lethal I’m sorry but it’s not. until he smiles or pouts or does that weird cunty growly face and then it absolutely is. also his voice. also his general vibe and humour and confidence (specifically in the 2000s, he pulled relentlessly and I can understand why). also did I mention he has a very gongeous lovely smile and a very nice voice and face and also i’m in love with him BUT HE’S ALSO NOT EVEN REALLY THAT ATTRACTIVE SO I DON’T UNDERSTAND

#*paul matthews voice* I’m very confused and concerned by all this #nah he’s just hot this post is deflecting I fucking love silly slightly weird-looking men it’s my curse #pete wentz #fall out boy #fob

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telephonicsonnyboy · 3 months ago

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Itty bitty Woodstein doodle

#big fan of how they just look perpetually concerned #all the president's men #real life not movie verse btw #they’re very fun to draw either way

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mad-hunts · 2 months ago

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starting off this sunday with a sad fact, and that is often whenever barton smells this cinnamon, but as a part of a specific blend with... something else he can't quite identify? barton is reminded of marcy because she used to wear a perfume that had that sort of scent to it.

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ooc post.#ANGER'S HELPED ME STAY ALIVE: headcanons.#sighsss. barton is a bad person yes but i truly do believe that he loved marcy and tried to be better for her while she was alive to some-#degree BUT as you all may already know he has this this bloodlust deep inside of him and it's VERY ugly + twisted but that's not to say-#OFC that he should be excused for not trying to do more to be a better person not just for marcy when she was alive but for himself as-#one of his vices as a character is selfishness NGL since he is constantly feeding into his own desires without thinking about-#other people and how it will affect them + when you KILL other character's that is a big deal as that just isn't something he should-#be allowed to get away with especially concerning the fact that these are innocent people he's killing. BUT i'm getting a bit-#off track here ahah. let me circle back by saying that barton loved her and he had mourned for her for a longgg time.#and he's still kind of mourning for her until this day because i think i might've said something like this before but barton secretly-#yearns to have just a simple normal life. but barton also has this feeling that he might not be content with just being 'normal' so... yeah

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moeblob · 1 year ago

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Unfortunately I was reminded of Variable Barricade and I'm like "haha ah yes, the worst love interests you can imagine thrown into one game so that the MC can be disgusted with all of them". Then I was like "I miss my son, Nayuta. What a little freak. I want to draw him again". But also had no idea what to draw so I drew him getting yelled at by Ichiya and OH MAN. WHAT A SHOCK. It's Ichiya's birthday and it was completely unintentional I didn't mean to give the man art for his bday but here we are.

#variable barricade #nayuta yagami #ichiya mitsumori #happy birthday you sleaze ball i guess #i genuinely enjoyed what i played and i should go back to it and play more at some point to see if ANY of them #actually improve bc im only really concerned with these two #but anyway i havent played it in ages #the worst thing about adopting a son in this game is my son is like PLEASE STEP ON ME AND YELL AT ME IF YOU WANT #and im like son no thats very awkward for everyone (both in game and me playing it)#he probably just ate food he wasnt supposed to that was for the mc ?? thats all i can think of #one day i will learn how to draw handsome men so i can draw ichiya but for now have someone who doesnt look like him really

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onlyfangz · 4 months ago

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why are all of my based on your likes! posts speculating about famous lesbians not really being lesbians? i checked my likes, theres nothing in there. you all need to stop being fucking weird about lesbians tho. especially lesbians who have dated/fucked men in the past. you look like a toddler with your gold stars.

#charlie.txt #tw lesbophobia #by a lot of posts that means 2 but it has been within the same 24 hours and it was about two different women so that feels like a trend i do #or at the very least the start of a trend that i dont want to be a part of or privy to #chapelle roan has slept with men? lgbtq+ rights are in the line of fire in like. every country. and your biggest concern is chapelle roan #fucking men???????#and for the record i find chapelle roan super annoying and i dont like her music and im saying that so you know im not white knighting my #fav here. im saying that regardless of who it is and regardless of whether or not you like them speculating on someones sexuality is #super fucking weird. SUPER fucking weird.#and even if you were 100% absolutely correct that someone is using a label for support -- an INSANE and tone deaf take that i can only #assume is being made by the most privileged fucks in this shitshow of a community who are stuck in their own little bubble where ppl #loooooove The Queers and thatd SOMEHOW make you More Popular In Society --#EVEN IF YOU WERE CORRECT THIS ONE TIME #YOU WERE STILL SUPER WEIRD FOR HAVING DONE ALL OF THAT.#BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY #YOUR BASIC CIVIL RIGHTS ARE BEING THREATENED. AND YOUR BIGGEST CONCERN IS THAT SOMEONE IS PRETENDING TO BE GAY TO SELL MORE T SHIRTS.

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gwydionae · 7 months ago

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I'm not saying I didn't like the scene, but I couldn't help but think "there was a teleporter and a telekinetic right there".

#marvel #x-men 97 #spoilers #being purposefully vague since it hasn't been that long since it came out #but #like #come on #XD #you telling me a telepath saw someone who'd just done THAT all episode #and thought it was a good idea to let them be in control of that moment?#or the catholic priest who'd just witnessed the very recent break down and had concerns even prior to it?#i'm ok with what the scene was going for but it felt a bit too scripted for me to fully buy in #i only note it because the show has done a good job of staying away from that so far imo #so it wound up being all the more noticable #still enjoyed the episode overall though

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ehlnofay · 1 year ago

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I've been having fun dipping into martin's perspective lately... it's helping me flesh out my interpretation of him and he never fails to be suffering tremendously in a way that is excellent to write

#whenever I get to mention pax from his pov I go HEEHEEHOOHOO like a giggling little beast of a child #their dynamic is. so fucked up kind of. but in a subtle enough way that pax #(who routinely addresses traumatised middle aged men's sad little angst moments by giving them stolen food)#(and does not know any other way to cope with anything ever)#doesn't ever really register it #but martin spends the whole time going 'oh god oh fuck jesus fucking christ that is a small child. and that is a horse.'#'and I am going to cope by projecting onto the horse. and I am in a very cold mountain house. and this is hell. fuck.'#'and we sent the small child into actual hell. again. and she's way too excited about this. and nobody has any concerns.'#'and the child is threatening to die for me. uncomfortably common as of late. and all I can do to protect the child #is keep my sad middle aged angst in my head. and hope that he doesn't actually die. fuck. everything is awful'#and pax is not perceptive enough to realise just how much he's holding back in an effort to shield them from the only thing he can (himself #and then they die (more or less) and nothing is ever resolved! the end!!!#someone talk to me about them I love them so much. blease and thank you #oc tag #pax #martin septim

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dolokhoded · 11 months ago

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simon peter is the funniest apostle to work with because in theory he's the most loyal, most by-the-book of the apostles so you'd expect him to be the most logical and collected one but 80% of his concerns (pre crucifixion then everything went downhill and they all died) are that he has a crush on every person he encounters

#🧅#im not religious just insane.jpg #true poly disaster. funniest shit ever.#cause yknow simon p's a fisherman he's married he's a very poster family man #and he loves his wife he really does. im not gonna make the only guy who's married fucking Hate his wife and want to like. go have gay sex #instead cause mlm good mlw bad. but he does have his. Issues. concerning how he views women #he's gonna work on that though i'm not leaving him like that don't worry. peter already knew the torah by heart probably for peter turning #to god meant learning how to respect women. and yknow people he considered 'ungodly' in general. to respect humanity as he respects god.#tee hee i love this arc. i love all of them but i dont ever rlly talk abt this one.#but anyways yes he does love his wife.#then some strange guy shows up while he's fishing and he's like follow me son of jonah i will make you a Fisher Of Men. and peter's like #TEE HEE OKAY JESUS i will come fish men with you.#which......okay....simon....... interesting that u wanted to do that..... with zero context....#and then cue weird thing with magdalene. which. they don't end up together by Any Means.#they hate each other. they have not spoken in a civil manner once. but they do have a weird bond between them than only aromantic people #can understand.#WHICH BTW i already knew there's a thin line between polyamory and aromanticism. but it really showed when while trying to #explore how peter experiences polyromanticism i found myself projecting a lot of my own aromanticism on him #(is polyromantic a correct term? i'm not sure these terms really confuse me especially considering the time period cause like. polyamorous #describes a relationship with multiple people which peter obviously wasn't in in 30 AD. but he Did have romantic feelings for multiple #people so is that polyromanticism? or is that a completely different term? idk. bare with me.)#very interesting. anyways yeah there's that. magdalene is aro also to me. so yeah this is one of the most fun dymanics i have in this lore #cause like. polyromantic person and aromantic person somehow having the same mutual not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing #connection with each other. i love thinking about them

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digitalgirls · 5 months ago

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the day i shoot up j9 i swear to god

#basically feeding into the nasty sick perverted men who se*ualise jeewon #and what’s even worse than putting her on a show with a literal p*rn star #is said p*rn star telling her that she’d be a perfect fit for the industry #like?????#i’m so disappointed and very concerned that this is happening #no one is on jeewon’s side and she’s clearly uncomfortable #of all the ways for the group to gain exposure and this is the route????#it’s sick #j.txt

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sineskwelaa · 2 years ago

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hey if you finished all the routes in saint spell's love guide to the magical student's spellbook in one sitting, all ends included,

why are you on tumblr, close your eyes, they need rest

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itspileofgoodthings · 1 year ago

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do y’all wanna know something funny. when I was in England I accidentally stumbled into finding my sister a boyfriend via @ilovevanillatea and her husband and it is something that has been so funny and good.

#It’s almost been two months so I can talk about it a bit more lightly #it’s had its ups and downs as far as it concerns me. because it’s another big change and one that sometimes feels so full of shadowy fear #and sometimes I have been [ shrieks in strangled anguish ] about it but also and at the same time. it’s been funny #and good. And I am delighted.#My wording is deceptive here —it was really Emma’s husband and Emma who led the charge here #because I showed up at their house and Jonny (Emma’s husband) was like : ‘do you want to date my friend [x]’#which was so funny. But over the course of the week we (and me for personal reasons) all sort of collectively shifted it over to Nina #and things have been going so great #and it has been probably the funniest and occasionally the most maddening outcome of my trip #(It is good. It’s just also complicated. as everything is!! I’m slowly learning how to deal when the women I love find men in their lives)#(I am very bad at it but I am invested in getting better and in learning how to be a true support)#ANYWAY. Of course I wanted to make a million text posts about this simply from a storytelling perspective #but have had to restrain myself #because you know it’s real life and it’s delicate etc.#but now feels like a safe enough time #anyway the sheer ROMCOM OF IT ALL

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