#happy birthday you sleaze ball i guess

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Unfortunately I was reminded of Variable Barricade and I'm like "haha ah yes, the worst love interests you can imagine thrown into one game so that the MC can be disgusted with all of them". Then I was like "I miss my son, Nayuta. What a little freak. I want to draw him again". But also had no idea what to draw so I drew him getting yelled at by Ichiya and OH MAN. WHAT A SHOCK. It's Ichiya's birthday and it was completely unintentional I didn't mean to give the man art for his bday but here we are.

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Party!! [Leo x Reader]

Requested by anonymous 🎉

Leo groaned in frustration. This wasn't working, at all. Sure, he could go grab another cake mix and call his boss for pointers... but Leo felt that it was a bit too late for a homemade cake. Not when you'd be here in three hours or so.

"Well, time for plan B, Sonic." The little monkey had fled the kitchen when Leo opened the oven but was cautiously poking his head back in, "Though I guess it's more like plan 895..."

As Leo made his way back through the city, careful to not drop the little box of cupcakes while balancing a grocery bag. He was being extra alert because of this. Unfortunately...

"LEO!!"

His grimace was almost palpable, "Not today Zapp. I'm busy."

"Oh, well excuse me... Are those cupcakes?"

"Not for you!" Leo backed up several paced from the silver haired sleaze ball, "These are for [Name]. Its her birthday after all."

"Aaaawwwww." The older male teased, "Gonna be a good little boyfwiend and get her some cupcakes??"

"Buzz off Zapp! Don't make me call Klaus!"

"Jeez, alright sheesh!" He rolled his eyes and made to walk off, "But I'm getting one of those cupcakes!!"

Leo made a mad dash through the back alleys. This was not what he wanted to deal with today!!

You had tried so very hard to tell Leo that you didn't need a birthday party. That you'd be perfectly fine just hanging out for a little while... and maybe spending the night if he wanted. But a full party was something else entirely.

But, you had a sneaking suspicion that all your insistence had fallen on deaf ears. Both Leo's and Sonic's. Though Leo did mention he wouldn't mind if you wanted to stay the night too. That alone had you feeling just a little giddy as you climbed the stairs to the little flat Leo was renting.

Leo jumped at the knocking, despite knowing it was you. He really wanted this to be nice... even if you had said it was completely unnecessary. BUT a little party for two and half, just sitting and watching your favorite movies half the night. That seemed to be just within the bounds of "not a party" to Leo.

None of that mattered in the slightest as Leo fumbled the door knob however. But hearing that soft giggle from you made Leo's heart skip a beat.

"[Name]." Leo tried to hide his blush, and nerves, with a hug, "Happy Birthday."

"Thanks Leo." You leaned up a little, threatening to go on tiptoe into his hug, "I-"

Sonic was squeaking from somewhere in the apartment before appearing on Leo's shoulder. He was patting Leo's shoulder almost like he was angry? You could never tell.

"Hello to you to Sonic." He leaned into your hand as you patted him, "I guess you were trying to say 'Happy Birthday' too, huh?"

Apparently not... Sonic started tugging on Leo's ear and pointing to the kitchen. The way Leo's eyes almost opened gave away something you weren't entirely sure you wanted to find out about.

"Oh, right!" Leo gasped, "Uh... [Name], could you wait in the living room? I gotta check something."

"Alright Leo."

You closed the door behind yourself, taking off your shoes to leave by the door, and went to sit on Leo's bed. Sadly his apartment wasn't equipped with a bedroom, so the living room was his bedroom.

Certainly made for easier cuddling on movie nights.

Just as you were settling in, looking around at the array of items on the table, you realized just how much of it was stuff you liked. A little plate of... slightly messy... cupcakes, a selection of your favorite candy bars, favorite sodas, and a stack of the movies you liked watching. It made you just a little giddy to know that this was the 'party' Leo had in mind for the night.

"AH!" You nearly stood up when Leo cried out, "Ow, ow, ow. Don't worry [Name]! just forgot to grab the oven mitt!"

You got up anyways. But Sonic met you before you could fully stand, smacking into your face and knocking you back onto the bed. When Sonic finally moved, Leo was standing in the doorway holding a large bowl of fresh popcorn.

"I know you didn't want a party," He began sheepishly, "But I couldn't just not celebrate my favorite person's special day."

You could feel your heart melting. Words failed you, as they seemed to do frequently. Instead you stood up, this time without Sonic tackling your face, and squeezed Leo in a tight hug. Though you were still interrupted by Sonic trying to wiggle his way in between the two of you. Both you and Leo chuckled as Sonic wormed his way under your necks.

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44.

“Are you ready now little lady?” Royalty nodded her head, she wanted to get her handbag because I have one, I think it is cute “be careful” watching her walk down each step at speed “I am waiting for you” I am going to see Maria and I thought I will take her with me, a nice little outing. I feel so much more at ease now, I mean a little nervous but at ease that Chris has full custody of this little beauty. I feel life is getting back to normal now, a little normality but things need to be ironed out with Royalty. She hasn’t asked for her mother but I think it is because she gets a lot of love here, she is always entertained. Chris has Joe living with us, since I told him I don’t feel safe he has him with us. Since that day last week Chris has been trying his best and always being here for me, he struggles when I tell him to leave Royalty in her bed. I have noticed that this girl does what she wants, she sleeps when she wants and she doesn’t take well to the word no. There is no rules, I had to tell her off a few times but all is well, we made it up “you are becoming such a fashion designer, you matching your clothes with me too” she choose her own clothes “did you check on dad?” Royalty moved her hair back “he say oh no” grabbing my key from the side “what did you do?” she has that mischievous smile “I pull blanket” she giggled, serves him right for going to the studio last night “Joe, I am out for lunch. I don’t need you to come, I’ll be back” walking towards the door.

I really want a daughter, I can imagine having another daughter in the back. Looking over at Royalty just staring out of the Range window quietly, she is so bright for her age. She speaks well too, I need to start taking her to ballet classes but somewhere Nia won’t know, I don’t even care for her. Seeing Chris’ name on my phone “silly butt is calling, should I answer?” looking at Royalty “yes” she answered, of course she would say that. Reaching over to the phone holder and answering the call “baby, where are you going?” I actually told him but he must have fell back to sleep while I was talking “well me and Roro are having lunch with Maria, Joe is at home. Did you have fun in the studio last night?” I know he did, his Instagram was filled with pictures. He chuckled “yeah, it was ok. I am glad you woke me, I have a lot to do. Seeing as I am manager Chris, I get to see the end products of the magazine shoot. I will show you and your money has come through, I need to transfer the money. When you back anyways?” I barely left “erm, I will be about an hour” turning off on the intersection “ok cool, can you not let Royalty wake me next time, she rude. Ugly ass” Roro’ eyes widened “daddy not nice!” she shouted, giggling at Royalty she is just as feisty as me at times “I’m out, bye stay safe love you” he disconnected the call “I tell you something baby girl, your dad is scared of us. We rule him, remember that” pointing at her.

Seeing Maria stood outside Giorgio Baldi “Jesus, you have grown!” I pointed at her stomach “and you look even more beautiful” hugging Maria close, feeling a pair of arms wrap around my leg “Lee” hearing Royalty whine “my beautiful friend” moving back from the hug looking down at Royalty “what is wrong” she moved behind me “aww what is wrong with her?” turning around as Royalty let go of my leg “this is my friend” holding Royalty’ hand turning back to Maria “say hi, she is nice. She does this but she will get over it” I explained to Maria “oh wow, I love you bag baby. Your bag is more expensive then my dollar tree store bag” Maria leaned down to her “who got you that?” this is always a thing to speak to Royalty about, bags “daddy” she said in a whisper “aww wow, I love it. I would show you mine but it’s not nice” Maria said “shall we go inside, too many prying eyes” obviously people are looking.

I am so glad Royalty is not playing up, I think she mostly plays up with Chris because he is just as childish “you don’t want any more food?” I asked, she looked up from my phone “I done” she said going back to my phone “ok, we will get some candy before we go home” peaking over at my phone just to check she is still watching her show “I guess life has changed for you a lot? How is everything? It is such a mess, like seeing it all unfold from an outside point of view I was like what a mess. The video got leaked out and that is no way for a child to live, I am happy for him but how are you dealing with this? I guess you have that most work to do” Maria knows it, of course I am doing all the work “I am very happy, I am waiting on the time when she asks me about her mom. She hasn’t right now, I think everything is still all fun until she starts thinking why is she with Chris longer then usually. Honestly, we give her so much attention, very spoilt” Maria smiled at me “does she know she is about to a big sister?” shaking my head “not said it, I think I will soon. I am pestering Chris to move but he doesn’t want too” he avoids the whole conversation “he seems so settle there girl, why?” sitting back in the chair “it’s just not our home, I got tagged in this post and behind the females was the very room I sit in. Their ugly faces in the home, I just don’t feel right anymore after that” Maria let out an oh “moving out and a wedding? Don’t do it to yourself” rolling my eyes “I decided to not get married, well Chris and I haven’t agreed yet” Maria laughed “you and Chris have half conversations, you both need to come to an agreement but I wouldn’t make him move” furrowing my eyebrows “why?” does she know something I don’t “well, nobody likes him. Neighbour wise, you read the blogs, he has moved so many times already” why doesn’t anyone agree with what I think is right.

Crossing my arms just above my stomach “so tell me about you girl, how was the hospital appointment” Maria gasped holding my arm “oh my god, I saw you on the fashion show cat walk. You looked so fucking good, I was shocked how good you were. Then you came out with Royalty, did you not see the tweets?” I snorted laughing “I don’t have twitter” I barely do Instagram “twitter went into meltdown; my timeline went crazy. I have recently seen new fanpages of you, girls going wild. Then did you see the video of you know who crying?” shaking my head “no” I am so slow with this “well she put a video up saying she lost her heart and someone said in the comments how do you feel? And she said no comment I am working to get myself better but that killed me inside” I shrugged “well she is a pathetic hoe, she just wanted money. That is on her but thank you so much for updating me. I find it weird that people like me, I mean they are fans of me? Weird” I am just a regular girl from New Jersey “so, I am having a boy” I gasped “no way!? You found out, congratulations. My little Latino, Mexican god son. I can’t wait to meet him, god. I hope I have a girl” I want to find out too “aww what!? You will actually be god parent, I was going to ask but I thought you might decline” shaking my head “never would do that, it would be an honour” Maria got up hugging me close.

“So we should do this again soon, maybe you should come over to my home or I come to you. I will then know what me and Chris are doing, it’s just everything is up in the air for now” hugging Maria “it’s ok, everything has come at you very quickly. We need to do something for your birthday, I am going to Dominican Republic on your birthday week before the baby is born and I was thinking a week before then we can do something, maybe go to Cuba? I don’t know, just us girls” I need a good holiday “if this wedding doesn’t happen then I will, we will keep in contact about that. Roro baby, let’s go now. Get your bag too, don’t forget it” picking my bag up “she is very calm ain’t she” Maria pointed out “this is why I rather have her, Chris would have had the house a mess and then she would be a mess. Chris is just Chris, you know what men are like, I say things and all I get is a yes. Worse part Maria, I am trying to get Royalty in a routine but it’s not her I am having trouble with, it’s Chris. He loves going to her room to annoy her, I just read her a story and then leave it at that” Maria is laughing is so much “Chris is funny, men are stupid though don’t forget that” making sure Royalty walks ahead of me as we walked out.

Maria cleared her throat “looks like paparazzi are here” she opened the door to walk out, holding Royalty’ hand “what the hell, how weird is this” I really don’t like the fact they take pictures of a young child, I don’t really want that for mine at all. Walking by the guys not saying a word “I guess this is us, take care Maria” unlocking the Range, walking around the car “you think Nia will get to see her daughter at all?” one of them said, pulling open the car door. Taking Royalty’ bag from her and placing it on the floor of the car and then placing mine next to it “Lee, we get candy?” She remembered what I said “of course” buckling Royalty into the car seat, closing the car door “can you move?” they all up in my space “you are looking good, how do you feel to be a new step mother to a child that is not yours” I can’t believe this is even a job, these sleaze balls honestly. Banging the car door shut “stupid people, they stupid aren’t they Royalty” I would like to know how they knew I was here, I find this life so weird and creepy at times.

Closing the door behind me, maybe giving Royalty candy is bad. She screamed all the way down the hallway “wow, why are you being loud for crazy?” Chris said but she ran by him and ignored his issue “you got little terror candy?” nodding my head “she wanted it so why not, also I promised her and she remembered so I had no choice” placing my bag on the floor “I think I am going to bed for a little nap, anyways there was paparazzi outside the place. How do they find you” hugging Chris “I don’t know, people will give them a heads up or someone will tweet they saw you, paparazzi never sleep so welcome to the celebrity life. Come, see the picture babe, I was just doing my bit. I have done so much today Rylee, you will be proud” Chris pulled me along, he is impressing me now all the time by doing things for me, he is cute.

Watching Chris open his emails “I wish I had more time or I would stay as your manager. So I think the picture is perfect and I am glad we chose well. They only showed us this which is a mock version, they will send the actual copy in the post” seeing the picture load up “oh wow, this is too surreal. I am actually in a magazine, what is life Chris, this is real. God” I am in shock “you look so beautiful, I fall in love with you all over again every time I see you” placing my arms around Chris’ neck, kissing the back of his head “I love you too, thank you” I am so thankful for Chris “I am also going to meet Blake and taking him to see Tyga, he will be his new bodyguard. I got him work, I told you babe I remembered and then I am seeing Mijo and taking roro with me” I cooed out smiling “you are making me happy now, thank you” moving back from Chris “ok so I transferred your money to the account” he turned around in the seat “so excluding the fees of bodyguards, makeup artist, stylist and then manager you are looking at just a thousand, or we can come to some sort of alternative payment. Manager Chris is very flexible” tilting my head “oh, is he? How about manager Chris put his big mouth into good use and eat me out?” the biggest smile formed on his face “wow, well I will pay for every second I can devour you” biting my bottom lip “that sounds like a deal manager Chris” Chris placed his arm around my waist “I am playing. It’s all yours, you got paid well” I am actually excited to see my bank account now.

I left Royalty with Mijo, she will love it there anyways because my nephew and niece will entertain her while I can have some alone time with Rylee. Mijo is bringing her back tonight, I don’t think she will like to sleep over. I do feel bad about Rylee and I do see she is doing so much, I am just trying to figure shit out myself. I need to get Rylee an actual manager, she is getting offers for more work and I have declined a few because I want her to rest, she deserves to rest. Also need to speak to her about the wedding business, I want it to go ahead but she doesn’t. Locking my car door and making my way to the restaurant, pulling open the door “oh lord, I thought it was you. Charlie, I told you it was his voice” the lady didn’t even give me a chance to walk in “yeah, I didn’t want to be waiting around so I ordered early” get some food for us so none of us need to cook.

Walking by Joe “so wait, you legit bought me no food? You ain’t shit nigga” walking up the steps smiling at Joe “order your own damn food” I am about to wake Rylee up if she isn’t awake already, I kind of guessed what food she would have wanted. Seeing Royalty’ bedroom door open, she has a bunch of toys outside the door. Kicking the toys back into the bedroom and closing the door, that is better for now. Opening the bedroom door, hearing the TV on and seeing my baby on the bed just laying down “you’re awake” closing the door “I come with food” holding the bag up “aww really, where is Royalty?” making my way over to Rylee “I left her with Mijo, I thought we would have some alone time, just us three” she is out here laying down with her stomach out, placing the food on the side table, placing my hand on her stomach “is he awake?” Rylee dragged her eyes away from the TV “I have no idea but please let me finish this off” is she crazy, she think I will let her finish a show off and not give me attention.

Rylee placed her hand over my face “did you just try and stick your tongue in my ear? Seriously, let me finish off Being Mary Jane” I groaned out, shuffling down a little. Placing my ear just over her stomach “calling Peanut, are you there? I need some attention from someone” turning my face to stare at the stomach “ain’t this show wack, Rylee acting like this is good when it’s not” pressing a kiss to her stomach “she doesn’t care, stop it. Fine, I will pause this show and save it for later, better?” Rylee knows I will never stop this “yay, I want to spend time with you baby” getting up from the bed “I got food for us so we can talk, I dropped off Blake at Tyga’ crib. His next job is in Vegas which is dope right” I am hungry as fuck “I am thankful Chris, thank you so much. I wanted my brother to do better” I been craving these chicken wings for a while.

Rylee and I are sat on the floor eating, she wanted too so I was like whatever “have you ate at Comfort LA before? They make good homemade food, I love it” Rylee shook her head “first time, it’s nice. Mac and Cheese is very nice” I am glad she likes it “I thought I will let you know but I declined some offers for you, I feel like you have enough on your plate. It was good but no” Rylee shrugged “I don’t care, and Chris. The money, how am I getting paid my year’s wage for two day’s work? Pretty much two days altogether” I chuckled “because people see what I see, I am so blessed Rylee. I am so thankful for you, so happy I found you, so happy I never let you go” wiping my hand on the tissue “same, I need to write a book about falling in love with a celebrity, it might sell you know. I don’t know how you do it, it’s horrible and not private” sipping my Sprite “I am used to it now, oh yeah. I have a video shoot in a few days for a collab I have done, it’s in LA so we good, I just thought you would like to know. But yeah, seeing as we are alone talk to me” Royalty doesn’t let anyone talk so this a great time to speak.

Rylee placed her hands behind her and rested back a little “you tell me, you keep ignoring me about moving. Every day or week I am getting bigger, I want to know. I want to move, you said NY and now you quiet about it” rubbing my chin “I am very happy in this home, there is nothing wrong with it. You tell me where I am going to find a home like this? Without paying crazy amounts, my cars, clothes, dogs can all be here. I don’t see why we need to move, please don’t make me move Rylee. Honestly please don’t, I spoke on NY because I was angry but my work is here. All that would do is make me home more less and then losing out on you, I want to make you happy but, god. I don’t know” can I really not move when she wants it “I admit it is big, everything is fine. You even have a car in your living area” Rylee said and then sighed out “I feel selfish, there needs to be a middle ground and fine, no moving but we are decorating downstairs. Change it up, promise me you will make that happen Chris. We won’t move because I don’t want to upset you so the middle ground is decorating” nodding my head “I promise, we can start tomorrow. I won’t let you down” Rylee side eyed me “if I have to mention it again because nothing has happened I will be annoyed with you even more than ever” I need to put that first on my list for tomorrow “You know I still want us to get married, St Lucia has been paid for Rylee. It’s not that much of a headache, I don’t even care for a wedding because I just want to marry you” why is she even being like this “I just don’t feel ready, I will be so big and I have no dress, as a woman I don’t feel right” I guess I won’t be getting married this year then.