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Have this meme mood board for Imelda.
#since i moved im a bit frazzled#all i have is memes for yall rn#imelda reyes#hogwarts legacy meme#hogwarts legacy#hphl
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PRANKMASTER 13
MORE REDRAWS ft my MC, Chloe this time.
#reblogs are very appreciated :3 <3#srry yall this is the only thing i have the energy to do rn#and this is probably what ill be posting all year other than when i get breaks bc this school year is kicking my ass#LOVE U#my art#art#doodle#fanart#obey me#omswd#obey me meme#obey me memes#obey me beelzebub#obey me mc#obey me thirteen#obey me leviathan#oc#obey me levi fanart#obey me beel fanart
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repeating “jealousy is a disease get well soon bitch” in my head every time i block rude anons and delete hatemail so i can try to brush it off but i am not ur strongest soldier so can you all stop being mean 🩷 please
#♡.gabi barks#im okay i prommy (im crying rn)#like omg seriously what did i do!!!!! i dont do anything but mind my fucking business!!!! and talk to my precious little friends!!!!!! but#apparently i cant even do that bc no matter what i always get meanies in my inbox 🤞#like im seriously not doing anything i just came back and im already receiving asks telling me to kms and deactivate like do yall realize#im a person too.. like im literally real and i have feelings and im not a complete ditz#like what is so hard about treating people with kindness!!!!#ive spent all morning blocking mean anons and deleting asks and trying to brush off the mean words i see and receive and it hurts!!!!#im just a girl#if u send hate or tslk meanly to or about me im assuming ur a LEWSER and have no life bc i dont even do anything fr!!!!! im coolin!!!!!#i was gonna post this with the jealousy is a disease get well soon girl meme but i couldnt find it#anyway im fine!!!! (as im actively texting my therapist)#no bc im so upset and so angry WHAT AM I DOING WRONG#what am i doing to deserve this like please give me a valid answer so i can fix it im so tired of being sad and mistreated and bullied :(#i know i promised i was gna try to be more active but my little heart is so heavy and sad
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ok fine im a bit pissy
I did not spend HOURS of EVERY DAY this week, most often WELL AFTER MIDNIGHT
doing things for certain types of encampment that I CANT TALK ABT ON SOCIAL MEDIA ON RISK OF SELF-INCRIMINATION
to be palestine-guilted over MEMEING ABOUT MISHA COLLINS
I did not WORK MYSELF TO EXHAUSTION
face *REDACTED* and *REDACTED*
to be told that my HAPPY LITTLE FANDOM POSTING on a site with NO FINANICAL OR ALGORITHMIC SIGNIFICANCE TO CELEBRITIES somehow undoes alllll of that.
is this a good post? no. does it apply to a lot of ppl? prolly not. could I lose followers/moots for this? yeah.
but its what I'm feeling rn.
#literally the only reason im not holding the line rn is bc im actively physically ill#gods forbid that when im miserable abt not being able to help. some fantastic tumblr bs occurs to cheer me up#misha collins#misha fucking collins#like i dont even support him! why do ppl think memes = “i support this person and all their beliefs”#also its fucked up that “palestine-guilted” is even a THING. either say shit that contributes to real information spreading/activism/etc#or gtfo the movement. like this is so unserious in the worst possible way#sorry im probably going to get so much hate on this post I'm just. tired. and angry.#i keep saying this but every time you want to make a post shaming ppl on tumblr for supporting a celeb/public figure over this issue....#ask yourself why you aren't using that time and energy to make change in a way that matters.#yall clearly are angry for the right reasons and have really good hearts. but this aint it. ppl online arent gonna care and these actors+#dont know you exist and likely never will.
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no but genuinely where are yall hiding. where are the mtalocalypse discord servers. i have nothing good to contribute but im kind of funny sometimes (i am batting my eyelashes at you) ((yall are all so cool let me be friends with you))
#spongebob about to be crushed by an ice cream truck meme#18+ though please sorry kids i am an adult thanks#im sure yall are all very cool too though#metalocalypse#dethklok#using the main tags bc im desperate#embodying murderface from diversityklok rn i want into the special person invites club please 🤲#also this is not just a request for discords ik im not a mtl exlcusive blog but#yall should follow me :) or dm me :)) idk could be fun :))) i have fun character thots sometimes#i just want friends and i wanna cry about my hyperfixation to people who get it is that too much to ask#mtl#will probably delete this once i get too embarrassed about it im too out of it to care rn
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hi tumblr sorry tumblr im back i promise to not care about twitter ever again
#taikko memes#i got sucked in im sorry#i hate that app so fucking much#I HATE TWITTER!! *looks over to my followers on twitter* not u guys tho....#the only reason i have a twitter is so the ppl without tumblr get fed and thats it#twt acc deactivation looking real tempting tho#sorry yall having a social media platform crisis rn#not in the internet microcelebrity way. in the WHY CANT I HAVE ONE SOCIAL MEDIA WITH ALL THE GOOD FEATURES way#all social media apps sucks except for tumblr#tumblr only has a few tiny downsides and even then. that still makes it better than a majority of all the others i have considered#i wish i could use deviantart. i really do. but it fucking SUCKS#pleas... we need a new social media app.
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streamer!ellie x streamer!reader pt2
cw; threaten to bomb, domestic violence joke/comment, mention of wanting to make porn, loser stupid ellie
a/n; i freaking love writing for streamer!ellie shes so silly (and me)
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she has recently discovered overwatch and thats all she can think about.
she's so excited to stream it.
@carpetmuncherwilliams okay chat. are you excited for the overwatch stream 2night :3
@venomnutjuice title: i try to get out of bronze (impossible)
@carpetmuncherwilliams WHAT THE FUCK
• she is hardstuck bronze...
• (for all my non-gamers bronze is the lowest rank in the game)
• you've been playing overwatch longer than ellie, so you're more skilled and a higher rank.
• you create alt accounts to smurf in ellie's lobbies and boost her.
• "y'know, you're technically my e-kitten and i'm your e-daddy."
• "please kill yourself, baby. please do it and record it so i can make money off of it."
• "i will throw your game, ellie."
• "NO"
• she has spent over $200 on this game. you've tried to stop her, but she cries and whines until you give her credit card back.
• she then complains about how she has no money.
• for some fucking reason, she loves streaming at 3am and screaming at the game.
you: ellie i am trying to sleep. be quite or im turning the stupid internet off and then you'll really have smth to scream about.
• "chat. the gf is threatening me. should i bomb her or no."
@oogaboogaman woah!! ellie being domestically violent in 2024??
@snoopyisking can we ban ellie
@elliesbabyholder idk about yall but im with ellie. ill bust you out of jail
• she was planning to be quite but someone killed her in overwatch and she screamed.
• she hears ur thumping footsteps before she sees you walk in.
• "fuckin' give me that."
• you snatch her headphones off her head and put them on.
• "sorry, chat. i have to treat ellie like a little baby and put her in time out because she cant be quiet at 3am."
• then you end the stream and have to basically drag a pouting, grumpy ellie into bed.
• "what if a major porn company found me streaming and wanted to hire me then we got rich and you just ruined my chances."
• "you are not making porn."
• "but the money."
• "go to sleep."
@carpetmuncherwilliams porn comapnies hmu
"you can't even spell companies. delete that rn."
@carpetmuncherwilliams nvm dhmu. gf not happi
• ellie thinks overwatch memes are hilarious and her twitter is filled with it.
@carpetmuncherwilliams
@poopypiepee wise words..wise words..
• "winton"
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@elliesmistress @yalaysbee @smelliewilliams @mystellenia
i tagged people who wanted to be tagged in my previous streamer!ellie fics
#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams x fem!reader#ellie williams x y/n#ellie williams x you#ellie williams x fem reader#ellie williams x female reader#ellie williams fluff#ellie williams imagine#melposts#ellie tlou#ellie x you#ellie x reader#ellie x y/n
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I WANNA BE YOURS | WOSO X READER | PT 15
pairings: woso x reader
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: fifteen
part one here
✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦
THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ nahhh that's it i'm quitting this job tillies my baes you guys hiring? 🙏
stairway NOOOO Y/N IM SOO SORRY
willybum Y/N NO
elton ABSOLUTELY NOT
kyra ABSOLUTELY YES
cha cha YESSS WE WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS
stephy of course! 🥰
the REAL karate kid NAHHH
neev WE DIDNT MEAN TOO Y/N WE'RE REALLY SORRY
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ NO YOU GUYS ARE NOT
meado what did you guys do this time
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
stairway it was nothing!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ NOTHING?!
willybum did you just make a meme of me ....
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ i've made memes of all of you BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT RN i hate you all except lotte i love you you're the only lioness i'll support
tom holland's twin while i really appreciate that pls don't leave me with these idiots 🥺🙏
meado waittt i wasn't part of all this why hate meee
earpsy yeah i wasn't there either why do we gotta suffer tho
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ MARY you not being there was what caused this torture and suffering in the first place 😭😭
keira i'm so out of the loop rn
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ SO THESE IDIOTS THOUGHT I'D BE GREAT FOR TARGET PRACTICE IN GOALS AND SHOVED ME IN THE BATTLEFIELD WITHOUT MY CONSENT ME WHOS THE OPPOSITE OF ATHLETIC GOT ABUSED BCUZ OF THEM ALL only lotte being the angel she is helped me
willybum it wasn't even that badddd
stairway yeahh you're being kinda dramatic
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ WASNT EVEN THAT BAD?! EXCUSE YOU I HAVE A CONCUSSION BCUZ OF YOU GUYS AND A MASSIVE BUMP ON MY HEAD AND YOURE CALLING ME DRAMATIC?!
tom holland's twin yeah it was a nasty bump ngl y'all knocked out her braincells
elton i mean to be fair she kinda didn't have many braincells to begin with anyway ....
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ SPEAK FOR YOURSELF THATS ITTT TILLIES YALL MY NUMBER ONE MY MAIN MY HOMELAND
the REAL karate kid
willybum NOOO NOT THEMMM WE SHOULD BE YOUR NUMBER ONE
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ WELL YOU SHOULDVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YALL ATTACKED ME AFTER EVERYTHING IVE DONE FOR YALL AND THIS IS HOW YOU GUYS REPAY ME?!
kyra charli and i are coming to get ya rn from these losers we're on our way
stairway WHO YOU CALLING LOSERS?!
willybum this is unacceptable
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
willybum
the REAL karate kid
neev NAHH WE'LL WAGE WAR
kyra
come at me you colonisers
tom holland's twin NAHH NOT COLONISERS 😭😭
stairway WE WILL
cha cha imma bring in the big guns
cha cha added brick wall, ford, lani and sammy the skippa
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
OMG MORE AUSSIES AYEE
cha cha um that photo .... anyway macca cait lani protect y/n at all costs
brick wall
aye aye
lani on it!
ford okay!
sammy the skippa um what is happening rn
stephy all you need to know is that we gotta protect y/n from the lionesses
sammy the skippa
neev we got our own big guns lucy millie mary rach need ya rn
earpsy here!
brightness yes.
daily i was summoned
rusty metal yeah?
kyra well WEVE GOT MCCABE KATIE MCCABE
the REAL karate kid WHAT?!
willybum SINCE WHEN WAS MCCABE WITH YOU GUYS?!
brick wall since always?
stephy yeah katie's an honorary aussie
meado katie?!
mccard yeah i am
elton WELL WEVE GOT ONA ISNT THAT RIGHT?
rusty metal ona?
ona well ..... i'm afraid to tell you that we spaniards have formed an alliance with the aussies
kie THE BETRAYAL 😭😭
willybum what is this blasphemy
tom holland's twin wait isn't spain also a coloniser tho ....
stairway oh yeahhh that's hypocritical of you
ona shhhhhhh
kyra
cha cha well y/n is successfully ours
willybum ABSOLUTELY NOT
neev WE'LL GET HER BACK JUST YOU WAIT
stairway YEAH WERE COMING FOR YOU KANGAROO RIDERS
samma the skippa
what are you all gonna do? drown us in your cup of teas?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ DAMN yall got violated haha
the REAL karate kid
neev i cannot believe this just happened 😔😭
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next part here
#woso x reader#matildas x reader#lionesses x reader#engwnt x reader#auswnt x reader#woso imagine#woso#leah williamson x reader#alessia russo x reader#ella toone x reader#niamh charles x reader#georgia stanway x reader#lotte wubben moy x reader#steph catley x reader#kyra cooney cross x reader#charli grant x reader#mackenzie arnold x reader#caitlin foord x reader#sam kerr x reader#alanna kennedy x reader#katie mccabe x reader#ona batlle x reader
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champions love - five
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f1 and there is our ice queen, arriving in fashion to her first race of the season in Spielberg! 🇦🇹 A new fashion queen on the grid perhaps? 👀
#F1 #Formula1 #AustrianGP
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username1 oh she looks beautiful
⤷username4 right? Like can Max fight??
username69 so we're gonna ignore that f1 admin is a figure skating fan??
⤷f1 of course I am 😼
username15 f1 fashion game is SO BACK
⤷username27 lewis and her are about to show up slaying 🫡👏🏾
⤷username9 no literally, Fashion Queen and King of the Grid
username90 I met her! She’s genuinely so nice!
username62 lewis has some competition fr
username12 she flew to austria for a MAN?? 🤨
⤷username44 to be fairrrrrr that man is MAX VERSTAPPEN and her boyfriend so….
username8 of course she’d be more focused on an outfit then supporting max
⤷username7 relax?? She’s literally wearing a flowy shirt and some jeans, just because she got dressed doesn’t mean she’s not there to support
username37 ice queen? Ice flop maybe
⤷username35 oh yes, a two time olympic champion, truly embarrassing of her 🙄
username3 great another american ruining the sport
⤷username77 surprised she isn’t fat like all the others or is her shirt hiding that?
⤷username98 I was trying to ignore your blatant xenophobia and sexism but like I genuinely can’t, one: her and logan aren’t ruining the sport at all and two not all americans are fat, you see fast food and automatically assume and it’s crazy when one good click on the comment above and you’d see she’s an olympic figure skater and better than you’d ever hope to be
⤷username35 let them hate, they find every little thing to hate on because they can’t be them. See how many hoops they have to jump through to say anything offensive
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y/n.jpg time to see my first ever vroom vroom race in person but at least I have my newest pookie with me 💗
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bsf1 pookie we miss you 😢
⤷y/n.jpg i miss you too 😢it’s time for me to watch men go vroom vroom in fast cars
bsf2 why didn’t you take us??? 😭😭
⤷y/n.jpg because you had work pookie?? 😞
⤷bsf2 oh…yeah….like i wouldn’t quit to go to a race 😞😢
⤷y/n.jpg yeah no…keep that bag, I promise i’ll take yall when you guys are free ♥️
alexalbon omg is that where my girlfriend went???
⤷y/n.jpg sorry she’s my girlfriend now 🫶
⤷lilymhe I know where home is 🫶
⤷alexalbon UMM???
maxverstappen1 was the meme necessary?
⤷y/n.jpg yes it was, my vibe was incomplete without it
⤷y/n.jpg expect more btw 😋
⤷maxverstappen1 oh god 😐
⤷y/n.jpg good luck on your race ☺️
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y/n.jpg …so that was a tough loss um…how do you feel after that?
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landonorris how the fuck you think I feel?
⤷y/n.jpg I have a gift for you
⤷landonorris stop I’m supposed to be mad rn
⤷y/n.jpg what he say fuck me for? 😟😔
username2 😭wtf? why is she so unserious
bsf1 how was the race in person?
⤷y/n.jpg loud as fuck 😭
⤷y/n.jpg it was like going to a hotter, louder monster truck show
charles_leclerc the meme?
⤷y/n.jpg your very memeable charlie, it’s a talent really and one that will be showcased on my page way more often
⤷username99 CHARLIE??
lilymhe we still on for drinks?
⤷y/n.jpg of course
⤷username5 max didn’t win and literally caused Lando to crash, what does you need to get drinks for?
⤷y/n.jpg see I don’t know if you know but it’s called, I’m my own grown ass person who can get drinks whenever I want
username4 not her making fun of Lando after her boyfriend ruined his race
⤷username7 *liked by author*
what are you talking about? Lando quite literally responded and he’s obviously not mad at her nor is she making fun of him
username9 both were scrapping and made mistakes. We’ll get em next week!
username23 just wait till next weekend, those guys are going to boo every chance they get, don’t be discouraged!
⤷username44 oh you must’ve missed it but they already started making comments towards her, apparently a fan of hers asked for a autograph and some butthurt fans called her all kinds of names
⤷username23 oh wow, yeah I would’ve never guessed from this post
⤷username1 y/n is not new to getting hate, after her first championship some commentators were calling her a possible “one hit wonder” and fans were saying her coach was better off coaching others
Y/N L/N Talks All Things Sport-Like, Relationships And Careers
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“Our next guest is an expert on skating and ice, her olympic career on the rise, please welcome Y/N L/N!”
[Inserts Y/N with cheers] “Welcome to the show! Uh you look fantastic, thank you so much for being here”
“Thank you for inviting me, Jimmy! And for the food!”
“No problem! Figured it was the least I could do after the flight here, um…so y/n your career has always been eventful but it's currently exploding right now and everyone’s talking about Y/N L/N and so I wanted to show you this photo and tell me if you remember how growing up in figure skating was” [shows a picture of younger y/n in her first competition]
“Oh….this was when I was 12, I had just started competing after begging my mother to sign me up for a skating academy for like a whole year [laughter]”
“Did you win this competition?”
“No [laughs] I got like fourth place and was convinced I wasn’t made out to be a skater and went home that night and cried the most i’ve ever cried I think”
“Wow, here’s you like what..six competitions later and look you’ve got a gold medal” {shows a different picture of her on the podium with a bright smile] [insert cheers and laughter] “I’m so happy for you, what did it feel like?”
“Um, well it felt like I was right all along, that my mom and coach were right and it just gave me a huge boost in confidence after that”
“And- I mean- look at you now two time olympic champion back to back, that is amazing- absolutely amazing. Uh- a little birdie told me that when you first signed with Team USA- um you were in a Chick-Fil-A drive thru when you got the call”
[laughter] “Um..yeah! I was actually at work- um, i worked in a chick-fil-a like ten minutes down the street from my house and I got the call from the recruiter and I was like “oh god, I can’t be on my phone at work but I have to take this…screw it” and i picked up the phone and if you ever watched the draft for the nba then it’s kind of like that, I remember I squealed and dropped to the floor as I accepted and I just could not shut up about it for the rest of the day”
[laughter] “yeah well that must’ve been an amazing feeling! To know your accomplishments have been recognized and that you were about to go to the big leagues”
“Oh yeah, I was riding on that high for like a week, it felt like- yeah- i did it. I mean, I felt like I kind of made it already when I won the rest of my competitions growing up but that call was the little cherry on top, you know? I was 18 years old at the time of the phone call, just out of high school but then it was like a massive dump where I was unsure of myself and if I really was that good. Hate really got to my heart during that time, I had already reviewed a large amount of misogyny that I had almost given up too many times to count”
“I had to push myself and remember why I was there, first and foremost my passion for the ice, and I wasn’t going to toss away my dream due to bigoted men around me. They wanted to see me fail and I wasn’t going to let them succeed”
“Beautifully said. I know recently a few fans have reacted poorly after the results of the most recent grand prix in Austria..how do you feel about that?”
“Well um, I get that they're mad, you know? No one wants to see a driver forced out of a race following a collision but again, I had nothing to do with that, you know? [laughter] Um..just because I’m dating Max does not give them that excuse but again, there will always be haters and so I do what I do best and ignore them the best I can; I know not everyone can respond maturely and things can be said in the heat of the moment so I try not to hold it against them”
“Right, well what are your plans for the future? Is another championship in the cards? Another career even? Maybe a more serious relationship outcome with Max?”
[laughter] “Um well figure skating is definitely the dream, you know, a lot of people will say I’m too old to be on the rink but frankly, there is no maximum age to figure skating, i’ll retire of course when I’m ready but um, that’s no time soon [laughter] um growing up I was really into psychology. Obviously as an athlete I know the importance of mental health and how it can truly affect your performance and career but I was obsessed growing up, probably from all the late night reruns of crime shows like law and order and 48 hours {laughter}’
“and um I don’t know about the last one, we haven’t really talked about anything like that, I think we both enjoy our lives together but i wouldn’t be opposed to any sort of change”
“Great! Well um, Max if your watching, there’s your sign right there [laughter] um…I googled you today to see what pops up and um..”
“Did you not know who I was beforehand?”
“No [laughter] no- i can do..I know all your poses and I can do it”
“Oh can you?”
“I can do it, no- no I just wanted to see what pops up and it says did you mean: ice queen or ice princess and I think that’s kind of fun, tell us about that”
“Um, I definitely didn’t do that- I guess someone at google loves me or something [laughter] but the nicknames ice queen or princess is from the 2018 Olympics when I won my first championship and that day I was wearing a white and silver costume that I was absolutely shivering in [laughter] but um- yeah, the judges and everyone liked it so much and I think the name came from one the judge's comments on my performance actually and everyone just ran with it and i liked it so much that I kept it [laughter]”
“Can I just tell everyone some of the stats you have right now, because wow. You are currently the highest paid figure skater at a net worth of 90 Million dollars. You are a 5 time US champion from 2011 to 2016 and 6 time World Champion from 2017 and 2023, you have countless endorsements with brands such as Disney, McDonald’s, Starbucks, Visa, Campbell’s Chevrolet, Coca-Cola, Kraft, and United Airlines. You’ve been given the James E. Sullivan Award for ‘Best Amateur Athlete, U.S. Olympic Committee ‘Sportswoman of the Year’, Readers’ Choice ‘Figure Skater of the Year’, Teen Choice Award and ‘Cosmogirl of the Year’” [takes in a deep breath] “phew…that was a lot to read [laughter] but yeah, that is all you’ve done since you were 12, that’s amazing!”
“It sounds so much grander and shocking when you read it all out like that! [laughter]”
“Yes well it was lovely speaking to you and wearing out my vocal cards reading all that [laughter] this is Y/N L/N, everybody! [cheers and applause] Thank you for coming! Stay tuned for our next guest after the break!”
→ Face claims: (completely forgot to do these but we have: Lori Harvey and Zendaya)
→ y/n and lily left the grid while waiting for the race to start to get food (she wanted authentic local food)
→ in the interview y/n did shade both lando fans and lando himself
Author's note!
Hey guys! I worked hard with this one lol! Could not figure out how I wanted to do the interview and just decided to type it as if it was like a little youtube clip of the show so the brackets are like youtube captions. I wanted to wait until after Austria since I finally got the story aligned with recent events (obviously a fictional version of them). Plz don’t send any hate for the shade I threw in here, I love Lando and in fact do have his merch but his response to today’s race was slightly immature and dare I say whiney, plus i did steal some actual comments from instagram posts under red bull so :/ also had to include the weird thing europeans do where they hate on americans for seemingly no reason? Like I've gone to Europe and the hate I get is actually mind boggling. ANYWAYS! Hope you enjoy this chapter, maybe put in some request for what you’d like to see in the next because i have NO IDEA.
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༉‧₊˚ CHAMPIONS LOVE ༉‧₊˚
⤷ Following the messy breakup between Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet, Max’s manager comes up with a solution to divert the attention – a fake relationship. His new girlfriend? Two time olympic gold medalist figure skater, y/n for the USA team. Easy? Well…
#f1 smau#champions love ♡#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen smau#max verstappen x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 social media au#f1 x reader#formula one x black reader#first time writing
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ PADDOCK TO PADDOCK (LN) PART 7
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lando norris x fem!horse rider!reader
(content warning: this chapter inc. rumours of cheating. nothing is happening, no characters in my stories will EVER cheat, but for the sake of plot the rumours circulate)
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yourusername when bean met snowball
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user3 OH THEY’RE FAMILY NOW *screams*
flo_norris_showjumping so happy to see you!!! nice to not have our third wheel😉
landonorris disrespecting ur olders
flo_norris_showjumping @/landonorris it’s elders, you idiot
user6 the fact that she’s friends with his sister🥹🥹
user8 bestie the cat meme?😭
yourusername lando keeps sending me cat memes and saying ‘you’ so i’m making the most of them
landonorris the second you leave me you run to my sister????? i see how it is
yourusername ‘sorry babe i can’t call i’m with carlos’ for three nights running you have no ground to talk
user2 Y/N EXPOSING CARLANDO SHES EVERYTHING TO ME
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(loose translation: happy birthday my friend. may this new year bring you lots of happiness)
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user6 UNCLE LANDO
user3 IS THAT MR. BEAN I SPY
user5 IT ISSSS FLO POSTED IT ON HER STORY AND TAGGED Y/N TO SHOW THEYRE GETTING ALONG
user9 lando taking care of Her horse whilst she’s off with one of his friends🙄
user7 when will you stfu
user1 i hope he’s having the best time and not reading everything on the internet :(
user11 flo literally looking after her horse rn and THIS is how y/n repays her
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f1wags charles via alex albon’s instagram story👀 the girl pictured is presumably lando norris’ new girlfriend y/n y/l/n
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user9 knew she was shady🤭
user11 TOLD YALL. she can’t be trusted
user3 can everyone STFU. alex posted it on his story so y/n is OBVIOUSLY just hanging with friends??? she’s allowed to have those?
user4 literally!!! she posted about being reunited with alex and lily on charles’ bday so it was obviously just a group hangout. do people really think alex and lily would be fine w her cheating?
user1 im just confused i don’t remember her being close with charles
user4 @/user1 they met at the same golf game she met lando at!! im assuming they’ve become friends as he was one of the first drivers she met
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f1wags confirmation from a source close to her that y/n y/l/n will NOT fly out to austin to support boyfriend lando norris. this comes after rumours that the showjumper is getting close to charles leclerc👀
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user9 can she be anymore disgusting 🤢
user11 SNAKE
user3 we literally do not know ANYTHING can people shut up
user7 the second a young woman has a male friend you accuse her of cheating… it’s giving misogyny
user2 THANK YOU! the drivers can hang out with as many people as they want but the moment y/n hangs out with ONE OF LANDOS FRIENDS(!) she’s a cheat
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charles_leclerc thank you all for the birthday wishes! had a wonderful week with friends and good food❤️ now onto race weekend!
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user1 is that… y/n
user4 happy late birthday charles🥹
user7 oh god he posted her on the insta
user8 again though she’s next to lily,,, nothings going on people are just dramatic
user9 knew ittt🤭
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a/n:
FIRST OFF. thank you so much for 100 followers🥹🥹🥹i can’t believe it after not even being on the app for 2 weeks. this means the world <3
soooo little bit of angsty-ish one??? not super but mainly because people on the internet suck. but as i said, absolutely nothing is happening i just needed some drama so. i heavily dislike cheating so can promise no characters in my stories will ever do that <3
if you haven’t figured it out, charles is helping y/n plan a surprise for lando🧡
in other comments, please feel free to comment/reblog/message any thoughts!! i love hearing what people have to say🥹
love, giselle xx
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People will be like, “cringe culture is dead” “fuck cringe culture and don’t let anyone bully you for what you like ” and then proceed to make fun of/shit on the following
-Disney Adults(obviously we should be boycotting Disney rn but adults are allowed to like “childish” things along with stories about fairytales and magical wonder)
-Adults who enjoy any type of kids media(unless you’re sexualizing the child characters in the series or shipping the child characters with adults then yeah that’s gross. Also not all bronies/male mlp fans are gross creeps)
-Fangirls or fanboys of any kind
-Minors literally just existing(and yall wonder why kids wanna grow up so fast, because adults/older people are making fun of/complain about them for anything they do)
-Skinny Twink tumblr sexyman character designs and people who are attracted to them
-Skinny twink anime male character designs and people who are attracted to them(or any attractive male or female anime character designs tbh)
-Tumblr sexymen in general
-Anyone’s own headcanon human designs for non human characters you personally don’t find appealing(yes I mean people who make Twink/anime human designs for non human characters too. Although if you’re making a fat character skinny and or whitewashing a non white character then don’t do that)
-Creepypasta
-Anime lovers(yes including the ones who larp as anime characters, Naruto run, owning a death note notebook, ect.)
-Danganronpa(obviously there’s a lot of stuff in Danganronpa that’s not good but most people have this misconception that we are okay with the sexualizing of the minor characters or the Nazi skull thingy on Kokichi’s hat, racism, ect. Most of us don’t like that stuff AT ALL. We just wanna enjoy the story and different characters. People can like something while still criticizing it)
-People who discover music through TikTok
-Female gojo fans/any female who simps for any of the jjk men(I’m literally holding off on trying to catch up on jjk because I don’t wanna be made fun of for liking Toji..as for Sukuna, if you’re gonna simp for him, do it for who he was before he possessed Yuji because Sukuna is currently possessing a 15 year old)
-Character x listener audios(Especially the MHA ones)
-My hero Academia
-Twilight(yes there’s a lot of valid criticisms for the movie and book series but no one should be made fun of for liking them)
-People who enjoy spicy books/fanfiction
-VTubers/PNGtubers
-Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss
-People who like cutecore and or cutegore(kawaiicore/kawaii kei and or gurokawaii)
-People who wear alternative fashion/alternative people in general(yes the “2020 alt kids” and bunny hat alt kids count too along with e-girls)
-People who are into jfashion/kawaii fashion(especially people who wear Lolita and jojifuku. Lolita fashion has nothing to do with the book or for “trying to impress men”nor is it a fetish thing it’s just about wearing poofy frilly dresses and looking cute. As for jojifuku, jojifuku is NOT AN INHERENTLY BAD FASHION IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE SEXUALIZED AT ALL CREEPS/PEDOS HAVE JUST TAINTED ITS REPUTATION ITS ALSO JUST ABOUT LOOKING CUTE. I’d also like to say that jfashion does count as alternative fashion too)
-People who dress “childish” in general
-Age regression(that’s not supposed to be sexualized either. Age regression is a coping mechanism not a fetish or kink.)
-Furries
-Beginner artists/animators/artists and animators that aren’t beginners but are still learning
-Animation memes
-People who selfship with fictional characters(including men. Men should be allowed to selfship too)
-“Marysue” ocs/characters
-self inserts
-Shoujo romance stories
-Miraculous Ladybug
-Genshin impact(same thing as I said with Danganronpa. You can like something while also criticizing it. As a black person who likes Genshin I hate mihoyo for their racism and colorism but I still enjoy the story and its characters. Also stop making fun of the short male characters’ body types. Y’all wanna preach about body positivity but then make fun of the body types of Xiao, Cyno, Tighnari even though there’s people WHO HAVE THOSE BODY TYPES IN REAL LIFE)
-Anything that seems too happy or too whimsical
-Fnaf
-Gamers
-Poppy Playtime
-People who simp for characters that you personally don’t consider attractive
-Cosplayers(yes even the ones who lipsync to music and do dances/poses)
-BL or GL(it is possible to enjoy these things without fetishizing gay people in the process)
-Anime art styles with big eyes(big eyes has always been a staple in most if not all anime art styles, but I’m more or so talking about the 2000’s anime art style along with Kamichama Karin)
-Yandere characters(most people find comfort in this trope because they wanna feel loved by someone. Most people who like yanderes don’t want an irl stalker)
-Undertale/Deltarune
-Skibidi toilet memes
-Sanrio/Hello Kitty girls
-Steven Universe
-The Amazing Digital Circus
-Marvel fans
-Sonic
-Cookie Run/Cookie Run Kingdom
-LPS and LPS YouTube videos
-People who enjoy kpop or jpop
-Wattpad fanfics/fanfiction in general
-“Wattpad Y/N”
-Y/N
- the concept of a “cringy Y/N”/Comparing characters to that type of Y/N archetype. Just because you don’t see yourself in most “typical Y/N” fics doesn’t mean other people don’t nor is there anything wrong with those types of Y/Ns
If you preach against cringe culture but turn back around and make fun of what I listed above then you’re not actually against cringe culture
#danganronpa#sanrio#cutecore#cutegore#kawaiicore#kawaii kei#gurokawaii#kawaii fashion#lolita fashion#jojifuku#jfashion#alt fashion#hazbin hotel#jujutsu kaisen#steven universe#undertale#tumblry sexyman#tumblr sexymen#disney#vtuber#gojo satoru#toji fushiguro#helluva boss#my hero academia#oc x canon#cookie run#genshin impact#cringe culture is dead#selfshipping#the amazing digital circus
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I like the idea of introducing the twst cast to things from our world that don’t exist in theirs? For example I for some reason like the silly idea that they don’t have fire alarms? And like when they hear it and you tell them what it is they’re like “wait really?” Or you refer to a place that doesn’t exist in their world like a restaurant or something like that “Ive been to Disneyland so many times” “wtf is Disneyland?” “I’m craving Taco Bell” “huH?”
My favorite tho! I for some weird reason headcanon that people in twisted wonderland don’t know you can go to the moon?💀
And when you bring it up and start mentioning how the first man walked on the moon and they’ve got a robot on Mars they’re like “WAIT SERIOUSLY???” The moon thing is entertaining to me😭
Okay but here's something to consider:
Racism/Classism in language
So much of our language has shitty origins
Like "Hold down the fort" was invented by colonizers fighting off natives
Almost every languages word for 'Cannibal' is derived from an indigenous group. In this case, Kalinago were the tribe that cannibal derived from and they used it to described how "savage" they were. It was also believed to be mixed with the word canine to double that meaning
Like what would their word for cannibal come from?
Phrases like "see you soon" and "Gung ho" here original used to mock Chinese immigrants but lost their og meaning
Gymnasium literally means "to exercise naked" cause the original gyms were fully nude
Assassin is derived from the word Cannabis.
"Okay" came from the Choctaws "okeh" which means "it is so"
That's not even taking into all the sexual terms in the meme culture rn that's slowly having a different meaning (rawdogging, glazing, dick riding, edging, ect)
I mean scumbag, sucks, punk, musk, and porcelain were all sexual in origin too and we no longer associate them to that.
What I'm saying is their words are gonna be so much more interesting with all the additional species there are to be racist to. Esp between fae and humans. The racism has potential ok?
Also how do yall think everyone evolved in this world?? Do the humans there have their origins traced back to tiktaaliks? And if not can you imagine Yuu going to the hospital and the doctors freaking out over your DNA and prob cant give you a blood transfusion?
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Just read a very good joel centic fic with a very cool concept (Joel's Inferno by NiceCupOfAngst on ao3 go check it out fr) and a certain line has got my brain going
Joel and Scott are such foils, like its been known their connection with joel always trying to kill scott and the whole burning walls thing but also generally thinking about their relationships per seasons, they mirror eachother in a fascinating way (full disclosure this probably isnt a new thought but it just clicked in my brain ok lmao)
In 3rd life we establish joels lone wolf motif and start exploring his loneliness, having no one but his wolves really (only a few shoddy alliances that really dont last long), while scott gets married (and widowed which is connected in my brain but idk how to articulate rn)
In last life joel is arguably his loneliest, trying to have allies, friends, but the red haze cuts them short or not trustworthy, his longest allyship being made with red grian - while scott goes red out of loyalty to his allies (refusing to boogey kill them) and wins but alone (just him and his axolotl no one but his wolves)
Then double life is almost an inverse of their usual foiling, with joel finally having an ally that sticks around to the very end and scott having a more antagonistic soulbond, theres even something to be said about joel trying to save etho from the lava of the trapped portal but its too late, and scott sacraficing the win to pearl, both of their last actions being for anothers benefit but one fails (i feel like the ive connectes the dots meme frfr)
In limited life, we get joel wanting to sacrifice himself for a teammate but not getting to, and scott not intending to be a sacrafice (for once smh) but still being one for his teammate to win (also not really related but i kinda made the connection between the ll axolotl and 3l wolves before so my brain connected this too, fannon wise this is also a season where theyre very axolotl and wolf coded lol)
I havent actually finished their perspectives of secret life and i havent watched real life (yet) so i cant say much there so imma move on but you see the vision right
Anyway onto wildlife (from the perspective of someone who watched only joel and gems pov so far) theyre so connected like joel has gone all in on maintaining allies and being fiercely loyal to gem, like how scott in the first seasons prioritized loyalty to his allies, then joel brings attention to the fact that him always targeting scott dooms him so hes not going to do that - the fact that the seasons theyve won are the seasons theyve pulled attention to being loyal no matter the cost
Plus little bonus of them being allied with gem and pearl respectively and shiney duos whole situation
Idk if ive conveyed everything welk but yall see the vision right????
#this got long oops#also past my bedtime uh oh i work tomo morning#anyway life series makes me crazy bonkers#i love them#life series#trafficblr#wild life smp spoilers#joel smallishbeans#scott smajor
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! (Hope I'm not late TvT)
GRgehehheh I can't draw rn but I'll give some headcanons I have on the back burner of my mind
- Valentine by Laufey is definitely Killermare's / ColorKiller's song
- The star sanses are the most overworked sanses ever and if they do have vacations they have dates in underswap because they feel the safest there
- Imagine Killer meeting Color for the first time after being with Nightmare for so long, like, His eyes already got so used to the dark that seeing Color literally blinded him or something
- Geno and Dream are secret besties
- Bad Sans poly but everyone has a major crush on killer meanwhile Killer is the most oblivious one out of all of them
- Epic likes to show Delta memes but Delta does NOT know what the hell memes are (I like to imagine he's just a guy that doesn't get into internet culture a lot)
- Domestic ColorKiller but Killer adopts a stray black cat that reminds him of Nightmare (he's coping)
I have more but these are the ones I remember the most shfhwhhdhw
Thank you! Dw, you’re not late!
And I have to give that song a listen to soon, but i love that yall are recommending me songs, please keep doing that 🙏. And the idea of both Color and Delta not being very big online people is hilarious, because they have no clue whatsoever what Epic is talking about, but at least Epic has Cross and Killer.
Bad Sans Poly where Killer is oblivious is adorable, but i raise you that Killer is very aware and just thinks it isn’t real—and if it is real, then it’ll pass.
Honestly i think Color would be supportive of Killer having a cat like that. Killer may be more hesitant, because it’s not like he misses Nightmare for any emotional reasons or Nightmare as a person—he just got used to his presence, the purpose provided, although he definitely prefers what Color offers more—and if he’s trying to “be better,” and “good” then missing Nightmare might be “bad.”
Only Color comes in clutch, reassuring him that emotions are not “good” or “bad”, and no one gets to tell him who he can or can’t miss—regardless of what his relationship with those people might’ve been.
So long as Killer is aware of the harm done to him, that it was undeniably wrong and unwarranted and not deserved at all, hes entitled to feeling or thinking whatever he feels or thinks about nightmare. And that doesn’t make him “bad” and isnt a sign of backtracking or making no progress—and i think killer would definitely be the one focusing on being taught how to be a “good person” part, using color as his moral compass, even though color is just more focused on keeping him safe, healthy, happy and recovering.
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#howlsasks#orchidlikesgamez#utmv headcanons#my favorites#happy birthday to me#utmv#sans au#sans aus#color spectrum duo#killermare#killer sans#color sans#nightmare sans#star sanses#geno sans#epic sanses#cross sans#delta sans#delta!sans#color!sans#killer!sans#geno!sans#dream sans#dream!sans#nightmare!sans#undertale au#undertale aus#bad sans poly#i love these headcanons 💕#bad sanses
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Hello! This week's archangel ft. something just genuinely nice, the consequences of courting a weird eldritch monster, and woops! all polyamory.
ALSO i got an archangel-based commission from an artist I really love (@/studioscheppen on insta) that you can check out here!
As a bonus, IMMEDIATELY after I posted on saturday my friend sent me another ship meme which i filled out AGAIN under the cut !! >:3. Yalls feast this week (side note - if this somehow breaks containment and you have questions, feel free to DM me! My ask box is closed rn sorry)
#hace can draw#lyf is talking#archangel#tma#magpod#there's actually martin here so#tma au#magpod au#jarchivist#martin blackwood#and oc stuff lol#the angel#YIPPEE I WAS PRODUCTIVE#JMarchangel
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So. Im not doin too hot
personal issues are kicking me in the ass rn, i will not get into it at all but mental health is making me feel constant dread (/hj /srs), so,,
Can yall gimme a distraction to cheer me up before school tomorrow? Idk funny memes or headcanons you have, or headcanons I have, or questions abt my characters or literally anything idk idc
either reblog this or tag/ask @libbytwq / @libbys-braincell-loss
all completely optional btw you dont have to do shit but i could really use some cheering up :')
k bye 👋
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