Hey! I'm Lyfrassir! (you could call me Hace too, if ya want) I originally started this blog for vulture culture, and to share the bones I've made. Turns out, they've been taking a while and I may or may not end up posting them. On top of that I have TMA brainrot rn and I will be posting about mostly just that. I draw sometimes! More active on insta, under the same name (other then the death gremlin). They/It, Ace Lesbian. personal tags for my blog rn are "Hace can draw" and "lyf is talking", exactly what they sound like
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People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
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RECIPE BOOK- Black Beans and Rice
you will need-
a pot of precooked rice (any kind, I'm not your dad)
1 small/medium white or yellow onion, diced
1 green bell pepper, diced
olive oil
6 cloves garlic, minced
2 15oz cans black beans, WITH liquid
3/4 cup water
2 tsp oregano (heaping)
1/2 tsp sugar
4 tsp sazon (heaping) (if you don't have it there are recipes online for how to make this blend, if you're using the kind that comes in packets then use 2 packets)
2 tbsp cider vinegar
salt to taste
In a large saucepan, saute the green bell pepper and onion together in the olive oil until the onion is fully translucent and the pepper is soft. stir through the garlic for about 30 seconds until fragrant, then add the beans and their liquid, water, and vinegar, then mix in the spices. simmer for an hour or two until the beans have a thick, gravy-like texture. add salt to taste and serve warm with your rice!
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We are on a quest for a good red velvet color
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About that one Mr mime card where they're playing imaginary chess, do you think it could be a test of strength for them? Not only do they have to stay focused on the charade for however long the game lasts they also have to correctly envision the amount of squares on the board, remember the positions of their own pieces and their opponents pieces, and know the actual rules of chess, WHILE nothing is actually there. There are no chairs there is no board and the pieces don't exist. It all comes down to who can pretend better
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If you donated blood you probably erected another man’s penis.
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Oh my god this person found a leopard slug with its eyestalks fused together??? One super long stalk but it still has two eyes on the end. That's the cutest thing in the entire world. And then it had a ton of babies but JUST ONE baby inherited the mutation!!
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
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⚠ This Blog contains no artifacts of any ill property or kind ⚠
⚠ Artifact seekers move forward as there is no gains for you here ⚠
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dont care 2 fing original meme this is how it's been
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asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn
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