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it's almost drac season :-)

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idk it really bothers me when people make fun of women and try to justify it by saying White Women or Straight Women or Cis Women or whatever because 85% of the time theyre not criticizing white supremacy or heterosexuality or anything to do with harmful gender stereotypes, they're just making fun of women who Happen to belong to a specific group & are trying to justify their misogyny (intentionally or not) by slapping CISHET onto it

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The trick is that they're all self inserts. Every character you write is an expression of some understanding of yourself, or desire for something better, or a million other things. It all comes from you.

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would love to comment on rpf about myself like "my dick is smaller than what you suggest here"

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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

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Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed.)

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you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.

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Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.

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number one funniest bit in amc the terror is when hickey is aggressively singing the british national anthem into the arctic abyss to try and summon the local magic polar bear while everyone around him is throwing up and dying from goodsir's poisoned ass meat

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having thought about it, hickey (hickeyn't? dunno what else to call him so hickey it is) probably got nakey to kill those guys so he wouldn't get any blood on his clothes, but I think it also reads as a kind of re-do and reclamation of the forced nudity of the lashing. the first time he was exposed it was to publicly humiliate him with sexualized violence, but the second time it made him shocking and frightening to the point of almost being uncanny.

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Avatar Sex Appeal Tier List

Some of you are asking for a Magnus Archives "Avatar Fuckability Tier List." I am afraid to make one. I suspect this fear is related to the Eye - though in this case it is the fear of knowledge itself. I fear that by creating this tier list I will distribute forbidden knowledge.

That being said. I am pinning this post. If we can get to 1000 notes, I will put some serious effort into a Robert-Smirke-Certified tier list. Be careful what you wish for.

Reblog this or comment with the avatars you want to be in the running. I will do my own research once we get close to the threshold.

-R.S.

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Call JonMartin a situationship the way they always in a Situation

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For one man, amc's the terror was just a really bad rehab program

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the character

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Jon Sims the character that you are, you've got me painting memes now XD

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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023