#all a joke

[miscealignment]

My roommate just walked into the living room and said "aawn how cute!" Just cause I'm with my hoodie, and my blankie and watching ASMR scrap book videos. No I'm not cute. I'm a fierce scary Alpha! Fear me! >:(((

[crippling-pages]

MUAHAHAHA I WON GUYS

IF YOU LOOK AT THE POLL SOJEFFY IS THE WINNER!! MUAHAHAHA

SEEEEEEEEEEE SOJEFFY IS THE BESTYYYYY HAHAHA

@theleopardstalker @noideawhattodoorsay @justmossyall

I WIN HAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THE POLL SOJEFFY HAD THE MOST

EEEEEEEE LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>:D

[staruzi002]

Tbh if I made an intro post it'd just update so much

It'd be like:

Hi my name is st- (edited 12/5/23) HI my name is N- (edited 1/22/24)

These are my sona refs!!

(The refs in question have been updated at least 12 times each but I refuse to post the updates because social anxiety)

My pronouns are: *SCREEECHIINNNGGGG*

I identify as: *a small little question mark*

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[a-gay-poptart]

I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Aspen?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."

Edit: Ok, this has gotten alot of attention, but right now my other posts is what really needs attention. I have a few fundraisers for people trying to evacuate Palestine and Gaza, but also a diabetic who needs her insulin shot. Please please please, go to my page and at the very least repost those posts, have the day you deserve and free Palestine🇵🇸

[joculine]

diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!

(full article)

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

[fffutile]

Trying to have a deep conversation with my friend but she takes the fattest hit of her cherry ice light up AI powered vape so I’m contemplating how hard I should hit her across the face

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!

[factual-fantasy]

If you ask the neighbors which one of them is the funniest, most would say its Barnaby.

If you asked Barnaby who's the funniest neighbor? He'd say its Frank XD